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- Hey. Who wants French toast?
- Oh, I'll have some.
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Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge.
Thanks.
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Ow.
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- Oh, what's the matter, honey?
- My hand feels weird.
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I guess it's because I'm engaged.
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- When will that start getting annoying?
- Start?
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So let's actually get started
on the wedding plans.
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- Okay.
- Already?
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Yeah, we got a lot to do.
We gotta think about the flowers...
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...the caterers, the music...
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- Oh, I got some thoughts on the music...
- Chandler, too many cooks...
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Take it from me. All you have to do
is show up and try to say the right name.
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Okay.
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- What in God's name is that?
- Oh, my God, the wedding book?
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I haven't seen that since the 4th grade.
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This baby has everything.
Take, you know, locations for instance:
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First organized alphabetically,
then geographically...
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...then by square footage.
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That is so smart. Ha.
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Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now.
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And that should conclusively prove...
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...that I had the idea
for Jurassic Park first.
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- Now, let's take a look...
- Hey, Ross.
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Phoebe, oh, my God,
what are you doing here?
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I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent.
It's about Monica and Chandler.
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Oh, my God. Um, of course.
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Uh, would you please excuse me
for a moment?
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Um, heh, do you know each other's
hometowns? Why don't you?
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What's going on?
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Well, um, not much. I was just thinking
that since those guys just got engaged...
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...that maybe it'd be nice
if they had some privacy.
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So could I just move in with you
for a couple days?
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Um...
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Okay, yeah, sure. But what's wrong
with Monica and Chandler?
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Nothing. Why?
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Phoebe, you said it was urgent.
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Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies
and it starts in like five minutes.
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Do you realize I have a classroom
full of students?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude.
Does anyone want to come to the movies?
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I haven't cleared the
budget with my parents yet...
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...but tell me how this is for music.
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All right, um, a string quartet for the
processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...
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...the Bay City Rollers
for dancing...
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Wait, that was
for my 6th grade wedding.
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Well, you couldn't get them anyway.
Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek...
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Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.
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Hey, Mon, do you have another pillow,
you know, something a little snugglier?
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Why are you napping over here
instead of over at your place?
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- The duck.
- What, the duck?
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What the hell
did the damn duck do now?
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Uh, well, he did not get sick
somewhere in there...
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...and it was immediately found
and properly cleaned up.
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Now, do I get to look at this book...
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...or is it just for people who are actually
involved in the wedding?
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Of course you can look at it.
Yeah, I want your opinion too.
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- Okay.
- Here you go.
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- What do you think about centerpieces?
- Centerpieces.
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- Roses or lilies?
- Definitely roses.
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Well, I just think they're a bit more
wedding-y, you know.
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- But lilies are the clear choice.
- Oh, my God, it's like one mind.
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Uh-huh.
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Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.
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I'm gonna get cranky.
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Joey, there is a perfectly good couch
across the hall.
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Yes, it is perfectly good...
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...and it is not one of the places
the duck got sick.
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What?
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- All right, I'm gonna go.
- Joey, what did the duck do?
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I don't know,
but he did not eat your face cream.
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Hey, little buddy.
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How you feeling? Aah.
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What the hell is in that face cream?
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That's so soft.
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Pillowcases.
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Oh, ah.
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"Zelda looked at the chimney
sweep. Her father, the vicar..."
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Vicar?
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"...wouldn't be home for hours.
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Her loins were burning.
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She threw caution to the wind
and reached out and grabbed his..."
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Whoa.
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This is a dirty book.
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Uh, Phoebe?
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Oh, Ross, hi.
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- Phoebe, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry, I'm with a client right now.
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- Phoebe.
- Okay, let's talk outside.
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Phoebe, you can't massage people
in my apartment.
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What's the big deal?
I did it at Monica and Chandler's.
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And they knew about it?
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Okay, look, Ross,
what is this really about?
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Look, this is my home, and I want to
be able to come and go whenever I want.
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Okay. I will find someplace else
to do the rest of my appointments.
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I just don't know what the big deal is.
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The big deal is I don't want naked,
greasy strangers in my apartment...
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...when I want to kick back with a puzzle...
Beer, cold beer.
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Hey, Joey. What are you doing?
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Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?
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No.
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Hmm.
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What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?
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Joey, did you eat my face cream?
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Where are you going?
The vicar won't be home for hours.
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Joey...
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...where did you learn that word?
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Where do you think...
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...Zelda?
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- You found my book?
- Yeah, I did.
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Joey, what are you doing
going into my bedroom?
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Okay, I'm sorry.
I went in there to take a nap.
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And I know I shouldn't have,
but you got porn.
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Ugh.
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You know what? I don't care.
I'm not ashamed of my book.
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There's nothing wrong with a woman
enjoying a little erotica.
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It's just a healthy expression
of female sexuality...
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...which, by the way, is something
that you will never understand.
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You got porn.
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- Hello.
- Hi, is, uh, Phoebe here?
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- Uh, no, no, she's out for the night.
- Oh, great.
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Heh. Can I help you with something?
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I don't know. Are you a masseur?
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Yes, I am.
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Great. Dad?
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Thank you so much.
I'll be back to pick him up in an hour.
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So, Chandler, your parents
must've been thrilled...
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...when you told them
you were engaged.
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Oh, yeah.
I should probably call them.
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I remember when we first got engaged.
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- I don't think I've heard that story.
- Dad, you don't...
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Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.
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I still don't know how.
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You don't know how? Your dog
thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
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What a sweet story.
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At least you're not hearing it
at your 5th grade Halloween party.
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What? They wanted a scary story.
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Anyway, we're really excited
about our wedding plans.
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Pretty soon we'll be making a big
withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.
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- What?
- You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.
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What happened?
You still have the wedding fund, don't you?
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We have it.
Only now we call it "the beach house."
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I can't believe you spent my wedding fund
on the beach house.
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We're sorry. We assumed...
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...if you got married after you turned 30
you'd pay for it yourself.
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You bought the beach house
when I was 23.
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Which means you had seven years
of beach fun...
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...and you can't put a price on that,
sweetie.
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We really do feel bad about this though.
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We started saving again
when you dated Richard.
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But then that went to hell,
so we redid the kitchen.
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What about when I started
dating Chandler?
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It was Chandler.
We didn't think he'd ever propose.
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Clearly I did not start drinking enough
at the start of the meal. Heh.
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I can't believe there is no money
for my wedding.
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We might still have some
if your father hadn't thought...
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...to sell ice over the Internet.
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- It seemed like such a simple idea.
- Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.
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All right, enough.
I don't want to hear about it anymore.
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Good luck, Chandler.
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Okay, now I'm going to...
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...touch you.
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Oh, that's soft.
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I can't believe this. Do you think
your parents could help pay for it?
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I don't know.
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My mother spent most of her money
on her fourth wedding.
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She's saving the rest for her divorce.
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And any extra cash my father has,
he saves for his yearly trips to...
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...Dollywood.
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What happened at dinner?
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My parents spent the money
for our wedding.
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My God, what did you order?
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Wait, there's no money?
Well, this is terrible.
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You guys are gonna have to get married
in, like, a rec center.
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- Honey, it's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not gonna be okay. It sucks.
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- No swing band, no lilies.
- No, you know what? It's gonna be okay.
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I mean, you don't need to have this...
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...rustic Italian feast, you know?
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And you don't need this custom-made
empire-waisted, duchess satin gown.
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You can wear off-the-rack.
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Look, it really is gonna be okay.
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The important thing is that we love
each other and we're gonna get married.
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Do you even understand
what "off-the-rack" means?
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Why don't you just pay for it yourself?
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How? I don't have any money.
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- Well, I have some.
- How much?
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Well, close to...
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- Whoa! Are you kidding me?
- What? How much?
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- It's enough for wedding scenario A.
- Really?
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How great are you, you little saver? Heh.
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The amount you have is exactly
the budget of my dream wedding.
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Oh, you guys
are so made for each other.
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Well, you're not suggesting we spend
all of the money on the wedding?
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Uh, yeah.
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Look, Mon, I've been saving this money
for six years...
193
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...and I kind of have some of it earmarked
for the future, not just for a party.
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Wow. Hello, Mr. Chandler.
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Sweetie, this is the most special day
of our lives.
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I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna
spend all the money on one party.
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Honey, um, I love you. Heh.
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But, um, if you call our wedding a party
one more time...
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...you may not get invited.
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We can always earn more money, okay?
But we're only gonna get married once.
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Look, I understand, but I have to put
my foot down, okay? The answer is no.
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You're gonna have
to put your foot down?
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Yes, I am.
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Wow. Money and a firm hand.
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Finally a Chandler
I can get on board with.
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- Hey, Rach.
- Joey.
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Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?
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Uh-huh. I get it. Smoke, chimney,
chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.
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No, no, no, I'm serious.
You don't smell it?
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Something's on fire.
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No, I don't smell anything.
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Oh, you know what?
It's probably just your burning loins.
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- Hey, what are you guys talking about?
- Nothing.
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Mm, damn, this coffee's cold.
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Hey, Rach, do you mind
if I heat this up on your loins?
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You know, I cannot believe
you told him. Joey...
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So I guess you bought that book
after we broke up, huh?
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Uh-huh, I did, because I wore out
my first copy when I was with you.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah?
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Well, uh, when we were going out,
I read tons of porno magazines.
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'Sup?
222
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,417
Ross, how could you do that
to an old man?
223
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Excuse me, ladies.
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I'm sorry?
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My massage client, Arthur.
226
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His daughter called and said
some guy that worked for me...
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...gave him a really weird massage
this afternoon.
228
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I gave him an extremely
professional massage.
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He said you poked
at him with wooden spoons.
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Okay, so it wasn't
a traditional massage.
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But I did give him acupressure
with a pair of chopsticks...
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...and I gently exfoliated him
with a mop.
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00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,538
Well, he's never coming back, okay?
You just cost me $80 a week.
234
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,000
You know what? This is your fault.
You didn't move his appointment.
235
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,253
Oh, it's my fault?
You didn't have to massage him.
236
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,755
You could've sent him away.
237
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,674
You could've not rolled Tonka trucks
up and down his back.
238
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,970
He said he liked that.
239
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,392
You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry.
240
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,979
Dude, what are you massaging
an old man for?
241
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,525
- His daughter was hot.
- Gotcha.
242
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,993
- Hey.
- Hey.
243
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,287
Listen, um...
244
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,165
...I've been thinking.
245
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:09,337
And it's not fair for me to ask you
to spend all your money on our wedding.
246
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,507
I mean, you work really hard for that.
247
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,926
- Well.
- Well, you work for that.
248
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,596
Look, I thought about it too.
249
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:24,352
And I'm sorry. I think we should spend
all of the money on the wedding.
250
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,190
- You do?
- Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.
251
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,986
Yeah, look, when I proposed, I told you...
252
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,365
...that I would do anything
to make you happy.
253
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,952
And if having the perfect wedding
makes you happy...
254
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,329
...then that's what we're gonna do.
255
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,124
You are so sweet.
256
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,086
Oh, but wait.
257
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,214
What about our...?
What about the future and stuff?
258
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,716
Ah, forget about the future and stuff.
259
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343
So we only have two kids.
260
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,389
You know, we'll pick our favorite
and that one will get to go to college.
261
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,059
- Have you thought about that?
- Yeah.
262
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,936
How many kids were we gonna have?
263
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,857
Uh, four. A boy, twin girls
and another boy.
264
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,652
What else did you think about?
265
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,655
Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live,
you know.
266
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,575
Like a small place outside the city...
267
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,995
...where our kids could learn
to ride their bikes and stuff.
268
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,081
We could have a cat that had a bell
on its collar...
269
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,878
...and we could hear it every time
it ran through the little kitty door.
270
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:36,132
Of course we'd have an apartment
over the garage where Joey could grow old.
271
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,889
You know what?
272
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,767
I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
273
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,312
- Sure you do.
- No.
274
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,610
I want everything that you've just said.
I want a marriage.
275
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,113
- You sure?
- Mm-hm.
276
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,118
- I love you so much.
- I love you.
277
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,127
Hey, listen, when you were talking
about our future, you said cat.
278
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,838
But you meant dog, right? Ha, ha.
279
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635
- Ha, yeah, totally.
- Oh, good.
280
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,065
Hello, Zelda.
281
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,278
- Who are you supposed to be?
- The vicar.
282
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,116
- Do you even know what a vicar is?
- Like a goalie, right?
283
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,743
Yeah.
284
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,870
Look, Joey, it's enough, all right?
285
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,123
You keep making these stupid jokes
and these sleazy innuendoes...
286
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,209
...and it's just not funny anymore.
287
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,712
All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.
288
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,217
Maybe I could make it up to you
by taking you roughly in the barn.
289
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,885
Ugh.
290
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,265
All right, you know what? That's it.
You want to do it? Let's do it.
291
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,392
Huh?
292
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,186
That's right.
I want to do it with you.
293
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,651
Been trying to fight it,
but you just said all the right things.
294
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,278
Uh, I did?
295
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,698
Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long
to get on that body.
296
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,159
- This body?
- Yeah, that's right.
297
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,453
Come on, Joey, sex me up.
298
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,332
Hey, you're starting to sound like
the butcher's wife there in chapter seven.
299
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,837
Oh, come on, now. Don't keep me waiting.
Get those clothes off.
300
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,300
But I would keep that helmet on,
because you're in for a rough ride.
301
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,303
I don't want to. I'm scared.
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