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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What are you guys doing up?
- We wanted to finish the crossword before bed.
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Do you know a six-letter
word for "red"?
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Dark-red.
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I think that's wrong, but there's a
connect-the-dots in here for you later.
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Hey, how, uh, about maroon?
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- Yes! You are so smart!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Aw.
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You guys are so cute.
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I know.
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All right. I'll see you in the morning.
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Okay.
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You know, I love doing crossword
puzzles with you, honey.
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Oh, me too.
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- Now, let's finish this and go to bed.
- Okay.
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There's only one left.
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Three-letter word.
Not dog, but...
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Cat.
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Yes. Ha.
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You are so smart!
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Uh.
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We still need a tip.
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All right. Hold on.
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I got it.
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Nickel.
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- How much more do we need?
- Couple of bucks.
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Okay, dime.
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You guys should probably keep talking.
This could take a while.
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Wait, lookit!
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Whoa!
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Oh, my God. This is a police badge!
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Oh, cool. But why would a cop come
in here? They don't serve doughnuts. Ha.
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Can you discover the badge again?
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I think I can come up with something
better than that.
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I bet somebody's
missing that badge.
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I should take it back.
Ooh, but while I'm at the police station...
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...I could check their
Ten Most Wanted list.
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My friend Fritzi's been Number 11 forever.
This could be her year!
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hey, Joey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Is that my sweatshirt?
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Yes, it is. I'm sorry. I borrowed it.
I was cold. I hope it's okay.
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It's just that, uh, if you wear
someone's sweatshirt...
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...shouldn't it be your boyfriend's?
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And I'm not him.
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I'm sorry.
I'll give it back.
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No, no. No.
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It's going to be all
smelling like Monica.
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Are you saying I smell bad?
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No.
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You smell like a meadow.
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I'm sorry.
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What's with him?
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The last time Joey went to a meadow,
his mother was shot by a hunter.
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I still don't know.
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I'm sorry, I just want to make sure
I bought the right couch, one that says:
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"Kids welcome here,"
but that also says
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"Come here to me."
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What? You say that to kids?
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No, no, no.
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The "Come here to me" is,
you know, for the ladies.
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Ross, honey, it's a nice couch,
not a magic couch.
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Well, you picked a great couch.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Sign here please.
- Sure.
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Oh, what's, heh...?
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The delivery charge
is almost as much as the couch!
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That's ridiculous.
He lives three blocks away.
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You know what? I'll take it myself.
Thank you.
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All right, Rach, come on.
Let's go.
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Yeah.
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Are you kidding?
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Come on. It's only three blocks.
Uh, it's not very heavy. Try it.
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- Oh, I can do it.
- Yeah.
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You two will really
enjoy that couch.
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We're, uh, not together.
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Oh, okay. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
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Something didn't quite add up there.
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Ross.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Ross.
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Well, you. Her. Heh.
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I mean, she's very...
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...you know.
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And you're, like...
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...you know?
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Not that it's any of your business,
but we did go out.
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Really? You two?
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Yeah. Rach?
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I don't want to do this now.
I'm carrying a heavy couch.
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Then tell him quickly.
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Fine. We went out.
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Not only did we go out...
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...we did it 298 times!
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Ross.
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Oh, my...
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Ugh, you kept count?
You are such a loser!
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A loser you did it with 298 times!
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Oh. Oh!
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Excuse me, ma'am. You can't put
your cigarette out on a tree.
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Yeah, I can.
It worked well.
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But you shouldn't.
So don't ever do that again.
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I won't till I have
my next cigarette.
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Hold it!
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NYPD. Freeze, punk!
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What?
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That's right. You are so busted.
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Book them.
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- Who are you talking to?
- Save it, red!
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Unless you want to spend the night
in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
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I am not going to apologize to a tree.
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You apologize to the tree right now,
or I am calling for backup.
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Backup! Backup!
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I'm sorry! Sorry!
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Okay, cancel backup!
Cancel backup!
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Okay.
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Didn't you say there was, um,
an elevator in here?
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Uh, yes, I did, but there isn't.
Here we go!
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Okay, go left.
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Left. Left.
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Okay, you know what?
There's no more left left.
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Lift it straight up over your head.
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Straight up over your head. You can do it!
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You can do it!
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- Okay. You got it?
- Yeah.
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- Go, go.
- Good, good.
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You got it, right?
You got it, right? You got...
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Any chance you think
the couch looks good there?
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This guy was all...
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And I'm all,
"Buffay! Homicide!"
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It was just so cool! Ha-ha-ha.
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Phoebe, you were supposed to
take that back.
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I know, but I'm having so much fun
doing good deeds.
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Okay, but impersonating a police officer
is a serious thing. You can get arrested.
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You could get arrested
right now!
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All right, yeah, I'd better take it back.
I'm totally drunk with power.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh.
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Hi, Joe.
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Yeah. I didn't know
you guys were gonna be here.
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- Do me a favor, sweetie. Taste this.
- What? Why?
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- What is going on with you?
- Nothing.
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You've been acting strange all day.
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All right. There is something. I, uh...
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I kind of had a dream.
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But I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, whoa. What if Martin Luther King
had said that?
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I kind of have a dream.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Look, it involved Monica.
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You had a dream about a girl I'm seeing?
Oh, that is so cool.
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I can't tell you how many times
I dreamt about a girl he was seeing.
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Anyway, we were talking about your dream.
I love you. Your dream?
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Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it.
I haven't dreamt about her like that...
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...since I found out
about you two-ish.
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What was the dream about?
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Well, okay.
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You were my girlfriend.
We were doing the crossword puzzle.
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Like you guys were doing last night.
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So that's it. I'm in love
with Monica and I'll be moving out.
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Joey, come on. That doesn't mean
that you're in love with me.
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It doesn't?
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It could mean anything.
Like, uh...
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...all of a sudden you're jealous
that I've become the apartment stud.
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Kind of sounds like your dream, dude.
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00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:13,612
Or it could mean you saw Chandler and me
together, being close and stuff...
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...and you just wanna have that
with someone too.
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In the dream
I did enjoy the closeness.
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Okay, look.
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Are you attracted to Monica?
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Right here, right now,
are you attracted to her?
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- Not really.
- There you have it!
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Heh. Well, sure!
I'm just wearing sweats!
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But that's good!
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You're not in love with me.
You just want a girlfriend.
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No, I don't think it's just about
getting a girlfriend.
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Yeah, I could get a girlfriend.
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Yeah, we could sit in the chair
and do crossword puzzles.
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But are we ever gonna have
the closeness like you guys have?
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Monica and I were friends before
we started dating. Maybe that's it.
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Friends first?
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That's interesting.
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- You become friends after?
- No, never done that either.
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Um, do you guys have
a tape measure?
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Oh, yeah. It's actually in my bedroom.
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That's right.
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What's up, Joey?
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How you doing?
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- Excuse me. Is this your car?
- Yeah.
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Well, I don't think it's nice of you to park here.
You're blocking the entrance.
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Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.
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It's a problem for me, which means
it's a problem for you because I'm a cop.
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So am I.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, okay. So you're a cop.
You can park anywhere.
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I know that because I'm a cop too.
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All right. Keep up the good work.
Ten-four.
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Wait a second.
So, what precinct are you with?
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I'm with the, um, the 57th.
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- I know a guy in Homicide up there.
- I'm in Vice.
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In fact, I'm undercover
right now. I'm a whore.
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Who else is in Vice up there?
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Um, do you know, um...
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...Sipowitz?
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Sipowitz? No, I don't think so.
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Yeah. Sipowitz. Yeah.
Big guy, kind of bald.
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I don't know him.
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Don't try to call him or anything.
Because he's not there. He's out.
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His, um, partner just died.
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Tell Sipowitz I'm real sorry for his loss.
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I sure will. Take care.
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Hey, by the way, I'm sure Sipowitz
is gonna be all right.
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I heard that kid from Silver Spoons
is really good.
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Where'd you find my badge?
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Oh!
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Hey, Joey, would you mind giving me
and Ross a hand moving his couch?
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Aw, I'd love to but I got acting class.
But you know what?
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I guess I could blow that off for you.
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Thanks.
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Uh, let me ask you something.
I was talking with Monica and Chandler.
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Boy, they are really tight.
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I know.
224
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That's not a bad situation
they got over there.
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Mm-mm.
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Thinking of getting me one of those.
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What's up, Joe?
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The reason I think Monica
and Chandler are so great...
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...is because they were friends first,
you know?
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So I asked myself, who are my friends?
You and Phoebe.
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I saw you first, so...
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- Heh.
- Mm-hm.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
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You know, honey, um...
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...as, uh, flattered as I am...
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...that you saw me first...
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...uh, I just don't think we should be
cranking anything up.
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I'll treat you real nice.
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Oh!
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Yeah. Well, you know, um...
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Listen, I think it's a great idea to become
friends with someone before you date.
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But I think the way you do it is you
meet someone, become their friend...
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...build a foundation,
then ask them out on a date.
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Don't hit on your existing friends.
245
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Won't that take longer?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, but once you find it...
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...it's so worth the wait.
249
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Yeah.
250
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,160
I understand.
251
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,162
Good.
252
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,873
Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first.
253
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,711
Come here to me.
254
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,924
No, no. You come here to me.
255
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,302
Hey, Ross.
256
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,513
- Ahem, I brought reinforcements.
- Oh, great! You brought Joey?
257
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,223
I brought the next best thing. Heh.
258
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,975
Hey.
259
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,521
You brought Chandler?
The next best thing would be Monica!
260
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,526
I would be offended, but Monica
is freakishly strong, so...
261
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,613
Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it.
262
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,740
Rach, that's you.
263
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,951
That's the couch.
264
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,244
Oh, what's that?
265
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,955
Oh, that's me.
266
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,916
Wow.
267
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,670
Certainly think a lot of yourself.
268
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,298
No. That's my arm.
269
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:15,765
Oh, I see. I thought you just really,
really liked your new couch.
270
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,645
Just follow my lead.
271
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Okay.
272
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,941
Come on, Chandler.
273
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Ah.
274
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,777
- All right.
- Okay.
275
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Here we go.
276
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,864
All right. Ready?
277
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
278
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- Turn!
- Okay.
279
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,660
Turn!
280
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,245
Turn!
281
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,208
- I don't think we can turn anymore!
- I don't think it'll fit!
282
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,378
Yeah, it will.
Come on! Up, up, up!
283
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,463
Up! Yes!
284
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,966
Here we go! Pivot!
285
00:16:50,676 --> 00:17:01,894
Pivot!
286
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,189
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
287
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,612
I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore.
288
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,156
You think?
289
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,245
All right, let's, uh, bring it
back down and try again.
290
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,622
Oh.
291
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,833
Whoa.
292
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,881
I think it's really stuck now.
293
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,011
- I can't believe that didn't work.
- I know. Me neither.
294
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,971
I mean, you had a sketch.
295
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,476
What did you mean when
you said "pivot"?
296
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,398
- Hey.
- Hey.
297
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,193
How's it going?
Did you make any new friends?
298
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,945
Yeah. I met this woman.
299
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,906
Hey. Whoa, whoa.
300
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,657
What's she like?
301
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,534
Uh, well, she's...
302
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,036
...really good in bed.
303
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,790
I thought you were going to
try to be friends first.
304
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,126
- Hey, it's all your fault.
- What? Why?
305
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,463
You didn't give me advice.
You gave me a pickup line.
306
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,467
I told her I wanted to
"build a foundation and be friends."
307
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:19,430
Suddenly, through no fault of my own,
I became irresistible to her!
308
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,808
And her roommate!
309
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,728
What about the "closeness"?
310
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:30,441
Closeness, schmosness! There was
three of us, for crying out loud!
311
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,781
Who wants pizza?
312
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,366
I do! I do! I do!
313
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,954
This is great! Can you believe
I found this on the second floor?
314
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,917
- Who is it?
- NYPD.
315
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,169
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
316
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,964
Uh, just a minute, officer!
317
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:06,310
- I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay.
- My God, it's him! It's that cop!
318
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,523
- I can't believe he found me!
- Are you going to go to jail?
319
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,901
If I'm going down,
you guys are going down with me.
320
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,448
Harboring a fugitive?
That's one-to-three years minimum.
321
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,742
Good luck, Chandler.
322
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,208
You can arrest me, but you'll never
make it stick and you know it.
323
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,753
I kind of don't have a choice, it's my job.
You understand, right?
324
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,715
Yeah, as long as you understand
that I'm gonna call my lawyer.
325
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,802
And once he puts you on the stand, he's
gonna make you look like a fool! Like a fool!
326
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,598
I don't like looking foolish.
327
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:48,227
Maybe, uh, I don't arrest you today.
Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
328
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,605
I would love it if I weren't here!
329
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,359
Since, um, you're not going to jail
tonight, I was wondering if you'd, um...
330
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,820
...like to go to dinner with me?
331
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,780
- Me?
- Yeah.
332
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,784
Ever since you flashed my badge at me,
I kind of can't stop thinking about you.
333
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,830
You're the prettiest fake
undercover whore I've ever seen.
334
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,417
Nice.
335
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,923
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
You're asking me out.
336
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,551
Yeah, I could've done it better,
but these people keep staring at me.
337
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,972
Um, yeah, I'd like to go out
with you, officer.
338
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,600
- Gary.
- Gary.
339
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,769
- Okay, so it's a date.
- Yeah.
340
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,563
I gotta ask you, though.
How did you know where to find me?
341
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,900
Your fingerprints were all over my badge
so I ran them through the computer.
342
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,778
This was listed as your last known address
so I checked it out.
343
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,987
Oh, impressive.
344
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:44,533
Not as impressive as you. I looked at your
record and you've done some weird stuff.
345
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,410
We'll talk at dinner.
346
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,828
Okay.
347
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,039
So I'll come by in a couple hours
and pick you up?
348
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,707
- All right, I can't wait.
- Okay.
349
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,710
Don't worry, I won't just
take you out for doughnuts.
350
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,507
He has a gun!
351
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,642
I'd like to return this couch.
I'm not satisfied with it.
352
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,066
You want to return this couch?
353
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,195
It's cut in half.
354
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:26,325
- That's what I'm telling you.
- Did you cut this couch in half?
355
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,788
This couch is cut in half!
356
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:37,295
I would like to exchange it for one
that is not cut in half.
357
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,048
You're telling me this couch
was delivered to you like this?
358
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,426
Look, I'm a reasonable man.
359
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,679
I will accept store credit.
360
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:51,392
I'll give you store credit
in the amount of $4.
361
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,522
I will take it.
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