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You’re going to be
looking at the rain
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hitting ground midnight tonight,
moving in from the coast.
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-Morning, Mark.
-Morning, Mark.
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-Loser.
-Loser.
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MARK:
Daiquirí.
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It’s a village in Cuba.
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-It’s got three I’s in it.
-DANIEL: Oh.
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-And toast.
-Huh.
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Mark, can you, uh...
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Oh.
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-You know that’s not
real food, right? -I know.
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-Mark, eat something healthy.
-To be fair,
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Dad, you’re gonna be eating
an entire pint
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of Chubby Hubby by yourself
in approximately eight hours.
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You know you have math class
today, right, Mark?
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What I know, Dad, is that
the capital of Burkina Faso
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is Ouagadougou.
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-Is that...?
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-O-U-A-G-A-D...
-Hang on, hang on.
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-O-U...
-O-U...
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-You are such a loser.
-You are such a loser.
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-I am not. You...
-I... You are.
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-I’m not.
-I’m not.
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You’ll be at Emma’s
soccer game, right?
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I’m sorry,
but that is incorrect.
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-
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had me hypnotized
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-Hey!
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-
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to get the hint
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I’m losing my grip
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-No, texter. Let it go.
-Uh...
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Uh, the keys are in your bag.
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Oh.
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Bless you.
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trust myself
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-
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why I’m not it
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I’m losing my grip
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It’s, uh, straight down
that way,
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and then it’s kind of
one of these things,
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-and then it’s your first right.
-
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-But wait.
-I got kind of a Sherlock thing.
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-I love that show.
-"The game is afoot!"
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-"Game is afoot."
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Why would you say that?
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-
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MAN
Let’s take one more look
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at your winning numbers today:
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42, 10, 25, 76...
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MARK:
Oh, my God. I-I won.
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I just won!
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I won the lottery.
Oh, my God!
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-MAN: Yeah!
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-
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Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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Thank you.
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You’re the Sherlock guy.
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Did I give you directions
earlier?
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...like, the sun is 400 times
bigger than the moon,
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but it’s also 400 times
farther away,
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so they look like
they’re the same size,
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-but they’re not.
-Mm.
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-Um... -And that is why
we have eclipses.
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This is me.
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Well, would you want
to hang out later?
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Tonight or something?
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Uh, I’ve got something.
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Oh. Uh, thank you.
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Uh...
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For your time.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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-Oh.
-
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MARK:
Dude, those guys have armor.
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-You got to use the
rocket launcher. -Yeah. No way.
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-Shotgun. Watch. Ooh!
-Here.
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-You’re not John Wick. -Just a
little bit of sniper rifle.
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-Your projectile’s only gonna
make it worse. -No, no, no!
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Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no.
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Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no...
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-
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MARK:
He got you in the face.
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Yeah, I know, Mark,
he got me in the face.
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I’m never gonna find that key.
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What if your whole life
was like that?
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What, where you die and respawn?
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MARK:
Yeah.
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Or, like, you go to bed,
and when you wake up,
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it’s the same day all over
again, just on repeat.
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What would you do?
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-Besides this?
-Or in addition.
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You know?
Switch it up a little.
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Wait, wasn’t that a movie
where Bill Murray’s stuck
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in the same day till he has sex
with his hot boss?
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Groundhog Day.
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Then that’s it right there.
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Girls.
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You wouldn’t-- I don’t know--
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tie a bunch of balloons
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to a lawn chair or something?
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HENRY: Dude, no.
I’d definitely take the girl.
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-MARK: Okay, forget that.
-No, no, no!
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-You could be a force for good.
-Like Batman?
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-MARK: Yeah, like Batman.
-But are we talking
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Dark Knight Batman or
Ben Affleck Batman, because...
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MARK: Dude, The Animated Series,
obviously.
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HENRY:
No, I’d still take the girl.
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I feel like it would
ultimately be more satisfying.
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-GOLFER: Yeah! Hole in one!
-MARK: All right.
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But it might be harder
than you think.
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-Ah!
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Dude, you’d get, like,
infinite do-overs.
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You’d just iterate.
Straight A-B testing.
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Right. If there’s
infinite do-overs,
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then sooner or later,
it has to happen.
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Just, like, mathematically.
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Maybe it’s like pi, though.
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Just goes on forever.
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There could be infinite ways
for you not to get laid.
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-MARK: Yes!
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-Oh. -Oh, uh, next time...
-
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Then you’d never get out
of the loop.
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Right, but why
would you want to?
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You’d be the center
of the universe.
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-You could do anything.
-Yeah, but it could get
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-boring or lonely.
-No way.
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Man, I mean, you would be,
like, the king of everything.
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-Hi, honey.
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-HENRY: Sure, you will.
-DANIEL: No.
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But say it’s you
and you tell me.
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-I’d just forget.
-Right, but you’d never
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-believe me anyway.
-We could’ve had this
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exact conversation, like,
50 times already.
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-Yeah.
-The repetition.
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’Cause it’s not...
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No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
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I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.
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HENRY:
The isolation.
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-
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-You’d be like
the last man on Earth.
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Three, two, one.
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-HENRY: What,
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where you die and respawn?
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Morning, Mark.
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-Loser.
-Loser.
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-
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Straight down that way,
and then there’s...
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there’s, like, one of those,
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-and you just take a right.
-
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-Uh, wait.
-Psychic.
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Uh, I love psychics!
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So, what’d she look like?
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-She’s kind of tall,
got frizzy hair. -Ah!
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Sort of, like, a long nose.
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Not, like, a long, long nose,
but like a... like a...
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So, not conventionally
the prettiest girl ever.
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No, no, she’s cute.
She’s cute.
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Oh, so you’re into her.
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No.
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So you’re not into her.
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Well, like,
I’m not not into her.
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Dude, then why are you
looking for her?
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Okay, fine,
I’m completely in love
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with the girl from the pool.
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-HENRY: What was she wearing?
-MARK: She was wearing boots.
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HENRY:
Who wears boots to the pool?
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She’s probably goth.
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She’s probably at
the Barnes & Nobles at the mall
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reading a manga right now.
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Dude, this girl does not
hang out at the mall.
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HENRY: She’s too good
for the mall, huh?
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MARK: No, she’s not
too good for the mall.
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-I didn’t... -HENRY: Mm-hmm.
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Feelings for this one you have.
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Okay, is that Darth Vader
or Yoda?
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-’Cause you have to pick one.
You can’t do both. -
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-MAN: Hey!
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Okay, does she have any tattoos?
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I’m not trying to I.D.
her corpse.
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She did drop a flyer
for a missing dog, though.
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HENRY:
Mark, okay.
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On the flyer,
it’ll have her phone number.
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MARK: Right.
Yeah, and I called the number,
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and some guy picked up--
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who does have a daughter,
but she’s eight.
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And he seemed really upset
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that I was using
his personal misfortune
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to try and meet a girl.
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-Which is...
-Which is fair.
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-Yeah, that’s fair.
-That’s fair.
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HENRY:
But wait. So she’s looking
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for the dog,
but it’s not her dog?
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You think maybe
there’s a reward?
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Did you try a dog shelter?
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-Can I help you?
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Uh, y-yeah.
I’m-I’m looking for a girl.
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We just have animals.
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-Yeah.
-A vet?
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-Mm-hmm.
-An alley behind a restaurant?
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MARK: I doubt she’s looking
for actual Tramp
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from Lady and the Tramp,
but thank you.
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HENRY: Maybe it’s better
this way, you know?
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Maybe you were gonna
have this, like,
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doomed, toxic romance.
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Maybe you dodged a bullet.
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-Oh!
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-Hey, no, no. Hey!
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Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Come on.
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Great.
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Uh, h-hey.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Uh, I’m Mark.
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Uh, I just had a quick question.
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-Okay.
-I was wondering...
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This is gonna sound
really strange--
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God, really bizarre--
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but are you experiencing
any kind of temporal anomaly
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in your life?
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By "temporal anomaly," I mean...
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I know what temporal anomaly is.
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Okay, great.
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So, what specifically
I was wondering is...
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The thing where
the same day keeps happening?
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Whoa. Okay.
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I-I thought nobody else knew.
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-Well, somebody does. Um...
-Yeah.
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I-I saw you at the pool before.
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You caught a-a beach ball, and
that had never happened before.
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So I-I figured that
you probably had free will.
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I’ve actually been looking
all over for you.
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-You have?
-Y-Yeah.
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You dropped a flyer
for a missing dog,
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and I found it,
and the phone number on it
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wasn’t you-yours.
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No, it wasn’t.
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So, what have you been up to
with, I mean,
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like, I guess, in-infinite time?
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Oh, you know, like,
solving crimes
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and, like, finding true love.
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Really?
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No. Um, I’ve been
teaching myself how to drive.
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Figure it doesn’t matter
if I crash because, you know,
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-time loop.
-Time loop, yeah.
253
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,249
-So... -I was gonna try
and-and cure cancer.
254
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,959
-Like that’s what this
was all for. -Oh, wow.
255
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,669
And then when I figured it out,
it would...
256
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,379
time would start up again,
and I would basically
257
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,299
-have saved the entire world.
-Oh. How’s that going?
258
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384
Not that great. So far,
not a lot of real progress.
259
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,511
Maybe you set your sights,
like, too high.
260
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,888
Yeah. Like, maybe I should have
261
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,806
just tried to cure
athlete’s foot.
262
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,807
Pink eye.
263
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,184
Indigestion.
264
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,394
Well...
265
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,647
-Mark.
-Mark, this has been fun,
266
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,398
but, um, I actually have to go.
267
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,858
-You do?
-Yeah.
268
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,652
You know, ’cause, ’cause, uh
269
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445
I mean, you know
that the same thing
270
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,155
is just gonna happen again
tomorrow, right?
271
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,032
Yeah.
Yeah, I do know that, yeah.
272
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,284
Sorry. I mean,
but it’s like, you know,
273
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,328
it’s great being
the only one who knows
274
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,497
what’s gonna come next,
but it’s also...
275
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,333
weird.
276
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,043
Like, everything that’s happened
277
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,961
has happened
like a thousand times.
278
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,881
Everyone’s, like,
sleepwalking, you know?
279
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,258
They think this is all there is.
280
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,136
Yeah. Like everyone else
is dreaming
281
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,596
and you’re the only one
who’s awake.
282
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,681
Exactly.
283
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,360
I know you have to go, but-but
you really need to see this.
284
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,295
No, you have to hide.
285
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,299
Here it comes.
286
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,801
-Oh!
287
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,678
-Sorry.
-
288
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,722
-What? Where’s my phone?
-Sammy, the phone!
289
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,306
-Oh, no! Sammy, come back!
-
290
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,599
-Dude, your dog...
-Come on, Sammy!
291
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,184
Your dog is taking my phone!
292
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,690
I’ve watched that
like ten times.
293
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,651
-I think it’s a metaphor
for something. -Hmm.
294
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:07,986
Come on.
295
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,196
There’s a better one.
296
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,408
Run!
297
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,034
So, he’s explaining
298
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,328
how feminists control the world
and that’s why
299
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,581
no one will read
his poetry, when...
300
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,252
-Quarters-- drops them.
301
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,379
Now the recovery.
302
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,090
Oh, but it would appear his
Linkin Park-style wallet chain
303
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,468
got stuck under his bootheel
and the consequences
304
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,845
were nothing short
of disastrous.
305
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,972
I know it’s wrong to laugh
at other people’s misfortune...
306
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,434
But they are
objectively hilarious.
307
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,316
Um, I really have to go.
308
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,359
C-Could I have your number?
309
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,987
I’m sorry. I know that
it’s kind of like, um...
310
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,156
But I just figured, since we’re
stuck in the same day
311
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,074
for pretty much forever,
it-it’d be good
312
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,659
-to keep in touch.
-Yeah, sure, yeah.
313
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,871
DANIEL:
No, not yet.
314
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,748
No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
315
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,583
MARK
Eight, five, nine...
316
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,335
-one, seven...
-
317
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,131
-MARGARET: ...true love.
318
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,655
in the air, air, air
319
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,199
he was there
320
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,992
like a ton of bricks
321
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,206
screech to a halt, halt, halt
322
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,250
his cell phone and keys
323
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,918
climbs, climbs
324
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,255
oh, hoping for heaven’s reach
325
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,215
all one by one
326
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,803
then slip over
327
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,680
-
328
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,730
living in my, living
329
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:12,318
he’s watching me sleeping
330
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,281
living in my
331
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,158
-
332
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,435
Hi.
333
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,688
I’m supposed to be
in summer school.
334
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,692
But I’ve only gone like twice.
335
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,819
I want to... I want to go
to art school,
336
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,822
but my parents are obsessed
with putting me in honors math.
337
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,117
-You’re in honors math,
aren’t you? -No.
338
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,994
I’m in AP.
339
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,662
Why do you think
these things keep happening?
340
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,997
MARK:
I don’t know.
341
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,498
I honestly didn’t figure it out
until there was
342
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,334
-no new Doctor Who.
-
343
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,962
Why? Why do you ask?
344
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,714
-Huh?
-
345
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,134
I don’t know. I’m just glad
346
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,844
that Stephen Hawking
isn’t here to see this,
347
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,679
because it totally violates
all known science.
348
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,931
MARK:
So, what’s the craziest thing
349
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,266
you’ve done so far?
350
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,560
-Crazy, like...? -I tried to
hop a freight train once.
351
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,853
How’d that turn out?
352
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,522
I got way more respect
for hobos now.
353
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,025
I did, however,
ride my bike through school.
354
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,907
Wow. Impressive.
355
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,325
Are you, like, five?
356
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,453
Well, I guess the practical
application is limited.
357
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,206
Okay, but what if you were
driving your Lamborghini
358
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,875
into, like, a candy shop
359
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,753
and the time loop ended
and you were naked?
360
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,005
See, that is exactly
what I’m talking about.
361
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,591
You must have done
at least one cool thing.
362
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,677
MARGARET: I put my chess app
on maximum difficulty.
363
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,512
-MARK: And?
-I lost.
364
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,805
MARK: There’s got to be
something else.
365
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,308
Okay, I’ll show you.
366
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,687
-MARGARET: Hey, watch it!
367
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,444
You ever wish that today
happened on a different day?
368
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,322
Like Christmas or your birthday?
369
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,658
I wish I’d painted my nails
yesterday.
370
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,577
Really? I like them.
It’s just nice.
371
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,538
It’s like a nice, um,
chartreuse, right?
372
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,707
-That’s a green.
-They’re always chipped.
373
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,044
I think that looks cool.
374
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,713
Thank you.
375
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,424
I just wish today
wasn’t the day my dad decides
376
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,718
to have "the talk"
about my future.
377
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,012
Besides, who knows what they
want to be when they’re 17?
378
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,555
-I do.
-Really?
379
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,265
Aerospace engineer.
380
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,726
Specifically a NASA
mission specialist.
381
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,521
Wait. Like an astronaut?
382
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,442
’Cause that’s cool.
That’s like a...
383
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,819
I mean, it’s just,
like, a big call.
384
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,571
MARGARET: I have 20/20 vision,
uncorrected, so...
385
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,533
-You never know how shit
386
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,869
your friend’s taste in music is
till you steal her car.
387
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,746
Y-You stole this car?
388
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,955
I need it more
than Marissa does.
389
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,707
And honestly, this song is
390
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,126
kind of growing on me.
Right?
391
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,377
Bro, my lane!
392
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,881
-Whoa.
-Don’t worry.
393
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,091
I’m pretty sure if I kill us
in a car accident
394
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,260
that we come back to life.
395
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,096
Yeah.
396
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,517
God, there must be a lot
of people who die today.
397
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,896
You only just thought of that?
398
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,898
150,000.
399
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,610
-What? -That’s how many
people die every day-- 150,000.
400
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,820
Geez.
401
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,238
And you’d just go through it
402
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,740
over and over again,
like Sisyphus.
403
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,117
Worse.
He was just pushing a big rock.
404
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,411
-Dude, do you drive?!
-
405
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,206
Sorry, that was depressing.
406
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,874
Yeah.
407
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,335
Probably a lot of people’s
birthday today, too.
408
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,879
Yeah.
409
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,353
Come on.
410
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,651
Come on!
We’re gonna be late.
411
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,497
MARGARET:
Okay.
412
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,679
I don’t get it.
413
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,139
Shh.
414
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,400
I’m good, thanks.
415
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,071
Look.
416
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,341
How did you find that?
417
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,595
I was looking for that dog.
418
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,598
You know, the one on the flyer.
419
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,476
I don’t even know why.
420
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,437
I just have all this...
this time.
421
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,982
I guess I just wanted to try
and, like, fix something.
422
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,401
Which I know doesn’t even
make sense.
423
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,403
You can’t find it anyway.
424
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,670
I think I identify
with that fish.
425
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,515
Okay, Jared. I’m coming.
426
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,480
MARK:
So, I’ll see you around?
427
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,399
-19 million.
-What?
428
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,612
That’s how many people’s
birthday it is today.
429
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,364
Oh.
430
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,617
-Bye, Mark.
-
431
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,078
Hey, did you do that
in your head?
432
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,961
-
433
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,008
DANIEL: No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
434
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,344
I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.
435
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,607
Three, two...
436
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,985
-
437
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,611
-MARGARET: Crazy, like...?
-
438
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:32,133
MARGARET:
Mark, I hate to be judgmental,
439
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,260
but why are we watching
a bunch of skate rats?
440
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,344
You’ll see.
441
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,305
It’s like your thing
with the eagle.
442
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,807
It doesn’t really seem that much
like my thing with the eagle.
443
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,518
Margaret, what is
the one universal law
444
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,395
of all skate rats everywhere?
445
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:47,606
Um, that, ironically,
446
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,735
even though skating
completely identifies them,
447
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,779
they suck at it, like, a lot.
448
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,781
MARK:
Exactly.
449
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:56,949
You said 2:00.
450
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,576
Yeah, I thought you were
gonna be late.
451
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:00,995
Any luck with the dog?
452
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,288
-What do you got?
-Oh!
453
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,124
It might be time to give up
on the dog.
454
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,544
-Oh! You all right, man?
-MARGARET: I lied before.
455
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,213
I love being judgmental.
456
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,176
-MARK: Here she comes.
-SKATER: Come on.
457
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,886
Some kind of joke?
458
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,220
Does your mom know you’re here?
459
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,515
There’s no way
you’re landing this!
460
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,353
SKATERS:
Oh!
461
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,021
-
462
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,777
MARK:
Pretty cool, huh?
463
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,030
MARGARET:
Yeah.
464
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,157
Just wanted to hear you say it.
465
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,034
this is real life...
466
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,244
-MARGARET: Whoa!
467
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,163
MARK:
So, who’s Jared?
468
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,582
He’s a med student.
469
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,417
How old is that guy?
470
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:51,337
21. Graduated Harvard at 19.
471
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,173
-Uh, l-l-look out!
-
472
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,930
-
473
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,932
-MARK: So, I have a theory.
-MARGARET: Yeah?
474
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,434
You know how the fourth
dimension’s supposed to be time?
475
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,228
-Yeah.
-So, what if, like,
476
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,355
these fourth-dimensional beings
are sort of, like,
477
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,732
toying with us?
Like, they bent time in a circle
478
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,026
and now we have to live the
same day over and over again,
479
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,653
-like on a hamster wheel.
-Right.
480
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:16,737
For their amusement.
481
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,114
Except time’s not
the fourth dimension.
482
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,365
-It’s not?
-No.
483
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,866
Not in any meaningful
Euclidean sense.
484
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,535
Oh, yeah, well,
of course it’s not.
485
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,536
Incoming.
486
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,247
Incoming!
487
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:29,834
Mmm.
488
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,669
That’s what I think
that this is all about.
489
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,462
What, eating all the ice cream
in the world
490
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:34,922
and not getting fat?
491
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,466
No, you showed me this
when you showed me the eagle.
492
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,176
I mean, think about it.
493
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,053
Most of life is just junk,
right?
494
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,221
It’s-it’s filler.
495
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,973
-Hmm.
-And then...
496
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,851
there’s these moments
497
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:50,271
when all the randomness turns
into something perfect.
498
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,649
It’s like life’s dropping
all the bullshit
499
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,068
just for a second
to show us how amazing
500
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:59,113
it could be all the time
if it wanted to.
501
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,866
Hmm. I don’t know.
502
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,619
I think maybe we’re supposed
to become, like, better people.
503
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,205
Though I honestly don’t even
know how that could be possible.
504
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,457
I mean, think about it.
505
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,000
We must miss so many of them.
506
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,002
All those tiny perfect things,
507
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,962
they’re just-- poof-- gone.
508
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,881
Lost forever.
509
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:20,593
But not today.
510
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,804
That is a disturbingly
inspirational idea, Mark.
511
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,932
But-- mmm-- I have to go.
512
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,482
Why do I always feel like,
even though we’re stuck
513
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,026
in the same day together,
I am never gonna see you again?
514
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:40,196
Because you watch
too much Doctor Who.
515
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,448
Wait.
What if we found them all?
516
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,037
-What do you mean?
-All the perfect things
517
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,208
in this one town,
in this one day...
518
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,542
We could collect them.
519
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,919
Like Pokémon?
520
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,171
Kind of like Pokémon.
521
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:00,466
We’d be like partners.
522
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,010
I mean, talk about
seizing the day.
523
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,137
The day’s been seized.
524
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,890
It’s right here.
It’s waiting for us.
525
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,643
Mark, you don’t understand,
okay?
526
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:11,894
I’m not like you.
527
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,979
I don’t want to seize the day.
528
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,857
I just don’t want the day
to seize me.
529
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,152
Okay?
530
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:27,201
I’m just trying
to get through this.
531
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,078
So am I.
532
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,457
We’re not that different,
Margaret.
533
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,084
We’re not like other people.
534
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,294
Everyone else gets
a brand-new day every day,
535
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,548
but not us--
this is the only one we have.
536
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:44,552
Sometimes I think,
what if it’s not enough?
537
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:48,305
I just want it
to mean something.
538
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:54,728
Besides, you know, it’s just us.
539
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,732
Everyone else is asleep.
540
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,332
MARGARET: You know what you
said about the fourth dimension?
541
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,792
MARK:
The one that’s not time?
542
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,211
MARGARET:
Yeah. It’s still not time.
543
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:23,007
But I’ve been thinking about
what it really is, and...
544
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,217
You know we have
three dimensions, right?
545
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,844
-Right?
-Go on.
546
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,429
Okay, so now think
about your shadow.
547
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,097
Okay, your shadow
is two-dimensional.
548
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,307
It’s flat.
549
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,100
So think about something
that would cast
550
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,394
a three-dimensional shadow--
that’s the fourth dimension.
551
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,980
I mean, technically,
we’re just the shadows
552
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,190
of four-dimensional people.
553
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,861
-Whoa.
-Yeah.
554
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,451
Somebody actually figured out
what a 4D cube would look like.
555
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,498
I taught myself how to draw it.
556
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,418
When I was little, I used to
look for it everywhere.
557
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:04,465
I mean, theoretically,
it’s around us all the time.
558
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,884
We’re just not looking
in the right direction.
559
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,561
You could see everything
from in there.
560
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,732
And you could see inside things,
you could never get lost.
561
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:25,444
It’s like the whole world
is a map of itself.
562
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,580
But I never found it.
563
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,459
I guess this is all there is.
564
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,462
So you just gave up?
565
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:46,006
Well, if the fourth dimension
wants to stop hiding
566
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,759
like a little bitch,
it knows where to find me.
567
00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:51,845
-
568
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,600
MARGARET:
So, how are we gonna do it?
569
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,268
MARK:
Do what?
570
00:32:58,352 --> 00:32:59,895
MARGARET: Find the
perfect things or whatever.
571
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,189
We need a methodology, right?
572
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:04,733
Like a... like a system?
573
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,820
Well, we want to be rigorous
about it, so maybe, like,
574
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,280
take a survey map of the town
and, like, lay a grid over it
575
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,117
and split it up into squares,
each square is a 24-hour log,
576
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,743
and then you could take half,
and I...
577
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,371
Or we could just walk around
looking for cool stuff.
578
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,040
-Like partners?
-Like allies.
579
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,500
Like the U.S. and Canada.
580
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,710
-And I’ll be...
-I’m Canada.
581
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:23,961
-No, you can’t be Can--
-Too slow.
582
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,462
-I’m Canada.
-Sir?
583
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,387
-You did not.
-Oh, yes.
584
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,055
MARK:
That was my thing.
585
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:36,807
That’s my thing.
586
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,684
-Well, I took your thing.
-I showed you that.
587
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,686
I took it.
588
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,857
-
589
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,697
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
590
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,001
his Summer Bear
591
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:07,129
his little lungs with air
592
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,508
he didn’t care
593
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:40,245
upon the shore
594
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,541
had failed before
595
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:51,465
with that slender hair
596
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,092
she sent to me
597
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:56,512
wondering
598
00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,432
have the courage to
599
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,440
-
600
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,860
I’m sorry.
601
00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,825
emerged from the sea
602
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,619
from his journey
603
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:23,163
I’ve come for thee"
604
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,317
with that slender hair
605
00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:54,987
she sent to me
606
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,989
-
607
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,658
have the courage to
608
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,952
-It’s on!
-
609
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,590
You know all that math
you’re supposed to be learning?
610
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,966
Maybe.
611
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:17,384
I’m gonna teach it to you.
612
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,760
No.
613
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,512
I can’t keep hanging out
with someone who’s ignorant
614
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:21,597
of basic logarithmic functions.
615
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,473
Mark, Mark, look at yourself.
616
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,476
You’re a nerd who sucks at math.
617
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,853
Where does that leave you?
618
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,688
So, the first thing
619
00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:34,276
that you need to know about math
is that it’s always perfect.
620
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,986
If I don’t use this stuff
later in life,
621
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,155
my fat, bitter middle-aged self
is gonna find you...
622
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,948
MARGARET:
Look.
623
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,492
Mm.
624
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,084
Wow.
625
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,715
Can I tell you a secret?
626
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,091
Of course.
627
00:36:58,175 --> 00:37:01,511
MARGARET: Sometimes I don’t
want this day to end.
628
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,139
I just want time
to stay broken forever.
629
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,484
Have you ever seen Time Bandits?
630
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,653
What is that?
631
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,947
OMG, you’ve-you’ve never heard
of Time Bandits?
632
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,366
-Don’t do that.
-What?
633
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:25,077
Don’t say "OMG"
like it’s a thing people say.
634
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,788
Okay, well, I mean,
this is why time stopped--
635
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,539
so that you can see the greatest
636
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,667
-motion picture about time...
-Mark, I have to go.
637
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,418
Okay, blow him off,
just this once.
638
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,003
Okay? Jared will
totally forgive you.
639
00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,172
-All right, just...
-Mark, I just have to go, okay?
640
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,507
He’ll immediately forgive...
You don’t even...
641
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,550
I-I got it.
642
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:42,886
SUPREME BEING
Return the map.
643
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:46,098
Return what you have stolen.
644
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,558
You’re watching
Time Bandits again?
645
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:51,478
MARK:
Yep, never gets old.
646
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,817
You’re getting better.
647
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,403
Thanks.
648
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,072
So, Mark, I know it’s late...
649
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:06,868
but I was hoping
we could have a talk.
650
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,330
About your future.
651
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:12,374
I’m so glad you brought that up,
because I’ve actually
652
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,292
been considering
joining the priesthood.
653
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,795
-Uh-huh. Okay.
-Or...
654
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,547
the Space Force.
655
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,050
Better yet, the Space Priests.
656
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,927
Space Priests?
657
00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,805
Right. Is that-- Do you have to
go to seminary school
658
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,516
-and aeronautics school
for that? -Uh-huh.
659
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,435
Uh-huh. Okay. Right.
660
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,687
Well, I wouldn’t make
any snap decisions.
661
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,896
On that note...
662
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,858
-Oh, my God!
-
663
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:39,901
MARK:
So, who’s Jared?
664
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,886
HENRY: Just a little bit
of sniper rifle.
665
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,596
MARK:
So I met this girl.
666
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,347
-Her name’s Margaret... -Wait,
wait, wait. You met a girl?
667
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:10,932
Yeah.
668
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,893
-When?
-Couple days ago.
669
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,269
Dude, I saw you last night.
670
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,520
-You didn’t tell me anything
about a girl. -I know.
671
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:16,938
I didn’t want to make
a big deal out of it.
672
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,273
You don’t have to
make it a big deal.
673
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,733
-It is objectively big.
-Okay, so, the point...
674
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,818
-It’s just, it’s not adding up.
-The-the point is that
675
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,904
I never used to say
this kind of stuff before,
676
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,239
but I feel
like we have a connection.
677
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,662
I’m sorry. This is just
a continuity nightmare.
678
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,873
Every night, it’s 6:00 p.m.,
we’re hanging out,
679
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,875
and boom-- she disappears.
680
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,919
Like a vampire.
681
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,879
-Actually, that’s more like
a reverse vampire. -Okay.
682
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,298
Which is basically just
a regular human, I mean...
683
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,717
-O-Okay. -Okay, then if she
won’t go on a date with you,
684
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,177
then just spend a day with her.
685
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,678
Did that.
686
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,639
Okay, then take her
on a stealth date.
687
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,391
Just you two hanging out,
no big deal,
688
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,394
and then bit by bit,
by imperceptible degrees,
689
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:58,313
things get
more and more romantic.
690
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,982
And then bam!
691
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,400
You kiss her.
692
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,279
I don’t think that’s the sound
effect that I would go for...
693
00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,657
-Okay, but you got to get
the kiss, though. -I know.
694
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,200
You just have to
take her to a spot
695
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,160
that shows
that you really get her.
696
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,788
I mean, you do get her, right?
697
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:18,041
MARGARET:
So, to be clear, this isn’t
698
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,709
-a perfect thing?
-No, uh...
699
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,753
I thought it could be fun
to take a break.
700
00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:24,089
Hmm. I feel a little
bait-and-switched here.
701
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,091
Gonna be fun.
702
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,261
You only live once.
703
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,805
Oh, I see what you did there.
704
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,773
You practiced that.
705
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,651
-Yeah, like a million times.
-
706
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,945
MARGARET: Um, I don’t have
great associations
707
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,281
with this gym,
which will not be improved
708
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,199
if some security guard
comes in here and tases us.
709
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,993
Oh, it’s okay, I’ll just
tell him it was all my idea.
710
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,328
This was your idea.
711
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,379
What?
712
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,673
BRUCE McCANDLESS II: Ah, we’re
getting a picture on the TV.
713
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,843
BUZZ ALDRIN:
You got a good picture, huh?
714
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,512
McCANDLESS: Uh, there’s
a great deal of contrast in it,
715
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,724
and, uh, currently it’s
upside down on our monitor,
716
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,310
but we can make out
a fair amount of detail.
717
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,611
Here, we got to put these on.
718
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,446
-Seriously?
-Seriously.
719
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,878
McCANDLESS:
Okay, Neil, we can see you
720
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,630
coming down the ladder now.
721
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:54,095
What?!
722
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,097
NEIL ARMSTRONG:
Okay, I just checked
723
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,433
getting back up to
that first step, Buzz.
724
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,895
It’s, uh... the strut isn’t
collapsed too far,
725
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,731
but it’s adequate
to get back up.
726
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,233
McCANDLESS:
Roger. We copy.
727
00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,651
ARMSTRONG:
Takes a pretty good little jump.
728
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:17,202
That’s one small step
for Margaret...
729
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,329
No, don’t ruin it.
730
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,377
You know the real flag
fell over?
731
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,674
It got knocked down
when they took off
732
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:32,259
to go back to Earth.
733
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,680
Maybe you could put it back up.
734
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,768
Space food?
735
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,862
What?
736
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,494
MARGARET: Come in,
come in, come in, Mark.
737
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,008
Why did you do this?
738
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,385
I-I just had some time to kill.
739
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:18,305
No, you didn’t. Not really.
740
00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,265
How did you do it?
741
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,475
Well, I had a lot of practice,
for one.
742
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:27,147
And then I-I may
or may not have bribed
743
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,816
all of the kids
in the art department.
744
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:35,196
I just, I wanted to, um...
745
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,912
Uh, you know...
746
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,831
What?
747
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,173
There’s one more thing.
748
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,175
What?
749
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,095
We have to get back to Earth.
750
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,681
-How?
-With a space shuttle.
751
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,516
Space shuttles are suborbital;
752
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,560
they don’t actually go
to the moon.
753
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:16,112
MARK: I promise,
you will not regret this.
754
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,409
MARGARET:
No.
755
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:25,372
-Ah!
756
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,332
-I already regret this.
-I wasn’t ready yet.
757
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,376
-Okay.
-Okay.
758
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,339
-
759
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,347
MARGARET:
Oh, no, no, no!
760
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,391
-MARGARET: Oh, my God! Ah!
761
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,102
JACK KING: 15 seconds,
guidance is internal.
762
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,814
-12, 11, ten, nine...
-Ah!
763
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,982
-Ignition sequence start.
764
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:54,609
Well, hang on!
765
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,820
Six, five, four,
766
00:44:56,903 --> 00:45:00,490
-three, two, one, zero.
-
767
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,618
All engines running.
Liftoff!
768
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,163
We have a liftoff,
32 minutes past the hour.
769
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:08,998
Liftoff...
770
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:30,353
And you wake up at exactly
the same time every morning,
771
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:33,064
except, you know,
if you stayed up all night,
772
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,649
-you’d mess it up.
-Right.
773
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,443
-You-you’d crash the system.
-You’d think.
774
00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,153
-Except you can’t!
-Except you can’t.
775
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,029
Because something puts you
to bed at midnight
776
00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:42,240
-every night, like...
-Mm-hmm.
777
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:46,286
-Ah. -It’s like you get
kidnapped by some cosmic nanny.
778
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,455
It’s so creepy.
779
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,626
Is there anyone home?
780
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,921
Uh, no. My sister’s
at violin practice,
781
00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:00,675
and my dad has
old-person Pilates.
782
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,722
You want a...?
783
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,476
Why not?
784
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,582
Are these your parents?
785
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,250
Oh, uh, yeah.
786
00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:36,628
Yeah, my mom works late tonight,
787
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,631
so I basically never see her,
which is kind of
788
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,383
the hardest part about the...
this whole thing.
789
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,844
-Hmm.
-My dad recently quit his job
790
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:48,640
to write a not-that-interesting
story about the Civil War.
791
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,642
What about you?
792
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,310
What?
793
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,103
Your parents.
794
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,022
Old people that look like you.
795
00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:57,524
Yeah.
796
00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:59,359
-What do you want to do?
-BOY It’s evil!
797
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:02,153
Don’t touch it!
798
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,617
So, at the end,
why is Sean Connery
799
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,244
cosplaying as a fireman?
800
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,995
-It’s part of the mystery.
-Hmm.
801
00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:22,799
I have to pee.
802
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,719
Because beer.
803
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,888
You should probably do that
in the bathroom.
804
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:30,932
Yeah.
805
00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,631
-It is completely...
806
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,633
hopeless. Okay.
807
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:16,185
Um, no. No, no, no. No. Uh...
808
00:48:16,269 --> 00:48:17,812
-What is this?
-No.
809
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,772
Hmm?
810
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,358
It’s a work in progress.
811
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,819
You made a map of everything.
812
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,280
-The whole day.
-All the perfect things.
813
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,866
But you must have just done it,
like, this morning.
814
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,118
Well, I-I draw it
pretty much every day.
815
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,411
Wow.
816
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,663
Boys are so weird.
817
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:39,751
It’s really good.
818
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:44,255
Maybe you should go
to art school.
819
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:48,426
This is gonna sound stupid,
but I, uh...
820
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,471
sometimes I think
if I stare at it long enough,
821
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:55,183
I’ll find something, like a...
like a pattern.
822
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,060
-Hmm.
-I never do.
823
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,519
That does sound pretty stupid.
824
00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,979
Well, okay.
825
00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:02,815
MARGARET:
And "tree house"-- two words.
826
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,489
MARGARET:
You made a map of us.
827
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,658
MARK: Too bad it’s just
gonna get erased.
828
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,868
MARGARET:
Yeah, it’s too bad.
829
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:32,095
I can’t.
830
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:38,184
-Oh, um, okay. Yeah, no.
-I’m sorry.
831
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,520
I should go.
832
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,980
Yeah, Margaret,
are you all right?
833
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,232
Why shouldn’t I be all right?
834
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,442
I mean, is-is this about Jared?
835
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,319
-No. -’Cause he’s not
gonna call for, like,
836
00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:49,570
-another four minutes.
-Oh, my God.
837
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,739
-Can you just let that go?
-I just feel like
838
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,408
there’s something that you’re
not telling me, and I-I just
839
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,201
-want to let you know that
you can. -Well, you’re wrong.
840
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:56,577
Okay? So too fucking bad.
841
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:05,211
Look, Mark...
842
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:08,131
-We’re castaways.
843
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:10,508
Except instead of an island,
844
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,051
we’re marooned in a day.
845
00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:14,095
We’re stuck here together.
846
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,764
So I just think that
847
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:21,477
we need to be careful
to not mess it up.
848
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:24,731
The "perfect things" thing--
that was great.
849
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,861
But maybe that’s enough.
850
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,658
I just think that maybe
we should be friends.
851
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,078
And have fun with it.
852
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,252
I don’t want to.
853
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,299
Well, that’s all I got.
854
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:56,554
So take it or leave it.
855
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,562
Yeah, I guess I’ll take it.
856
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,941
I’ll call you tomorrow.
857
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:10,568
Today.
858
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,737
Tomorrow.
859
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:36,803
-
860
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,619
WEATHER REPORTER
You’re going to be looking
861
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,621
at the rain hitting ground
midnight tonight,
862
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,498
moving in from the coast.
863
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,376
Not expecting to have too much
in the way of wind, but...
864
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,294
Morning, Mark.
865
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,387
How’s Mom?
866
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,058
She’s... fine.
867
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,769
Good.
868
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,980
Loser.
869
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,857
MARK: It seemed like
she was opening up.
870
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,900
You know? Seemed happy.
871
00:52:32,984 --> 00:52:35,361
Not, like, happy-happy,
but happy for Margaret.
872
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,405
That’s rough, bro.
873
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,323
She sounds like
an awesome person.
874
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:40,700
MARK:
Mm.
875
00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,535
Nah, I’m joking.
I literally have no idea
876
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,412
who you’re talking about.
Oh, no!
877
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,830
-Shotgun, shotgun.
-
878
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,875
-What am I doing?
-Not in the face. No!
879
00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:54,297
MARK:
Those are imperial elites.
880
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,382
They have four arms.
881
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:59,260
It’s like bringing a shotgun
to a maser fight.
882
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,721
Well, maybe it’s better
this way, you know?
883
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,931
Maybe you were gonna have
this doomed toxic romance.
884
00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,474
Hey, maybe you dodged a bullet.
885
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:07,643
Feelings for this one you have.
886
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,645
-MARK: Yep.
-Mmm, I’m in love with this
887
00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,480
-mystery girl, in love...
-Okay. Enough, enough.
888
00:53:11,564 --> 00:53:13,691
-Enough.
-Of what, exactly?
889
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,902
This is the problem.
I thought maybe if I went around
890
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,904
enough times, I’d get it right,
but I guess not.
891
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,530
You know what,
maybe it is like pi.
892
00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:22,408
It’s just wake up,
rejection, repeat.
893
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,202
Is that from Edge of Tomorrow?
894
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,329
Yeah, it is.
895
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,374
Nice.
896
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,131
DANIEL:
Mark? Mark, is that you?
897
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,676
Oh, hey.
898
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,429
-I’m glad I caught you.
-
899
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,097
Uh, I was just...
900
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,727
I was just hoping we could
talk about your future.
901
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,145
Chubby Hubby?
902
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:54,815
Here’s the thing, Dad.
903
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:56,651
I don’t have a future.
904
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,236
You know, I’ve heard that
before from people your age,
905
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,072
and it’s pessimistic.
906
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,616
And frankly,
I think it’s a little glib.
907
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,701
Well, I’m a little tired of
908
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:08,454
being the only one around here
that knows what’s going on.
909
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,666
Look, I know about the climate.
910
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,668
I’m... I am woke.
911
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,753
-Do not do that "okay, boomer"
thing with me. -No.
912
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,129
That’s not...
that’s not what I mean.
913
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,091
Bottom line...
914
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,093
art school is expensive,
915
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:25,513
and when you graduate,
what happens?
916
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,931
I’m not gonna graduate, Dad.
917
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,808
No one is graduating,
918
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:30,977
because time is broken.
919
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,731
Sorry, metaphorically?
920
00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,358
You have no idea what it’s like
921
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,653
to just have your future
canceled for no reason.
922
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,613
And don’t lecture me
about art school
923
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:44,657
when you quit your job
to write some
924
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,367
midlife crisis vanity book.
925
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,703
I don’t think that’s
entirely fair, Mark.
926
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,455
Why didn’t you just
dye your hair?
927
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,791
Or, like,
take a knife skills class?
928
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:58,629
Or-or just buy a Tesla, Dad.
929
00:54:58,713 --> 00:55:00,923
Just buy a Tesla.
930
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:17,231
Could you please stop for a sec?
931
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,192
Just a second? Emma, Emma,
could you please stop?
932
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:22,653
-I-I am begging you, please.
-Okay.
933
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,363
Okay.
934
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,117
Thank you.
935
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,327
-So, did you talk to Dad?
-What?
936
00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:33,289
He’s been stalking you all day.
937
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:36,042
I may have yelled at him.
938
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,710
You yelled at Dad?
939
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:45,801
I may or may not have told him
to purchase a Tesla.
940
00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:47,720
Is that a euphemism?
941
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,472
No.
942
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,939
It’s just, when he quit
his job, I thought,
943
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,442
"I get this.
944
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:03,652
He’s doing what he wants.
He’s following his passion."
945
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,488
And then when I try and do it,
946
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,490
suddenly I’m lazy
and irresponsible.
947
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,366
He didn’t quit.
948
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,996
You know Dad got fired, right?
949
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:18,167
I don’t think he messed up
or anything.
950
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,462
They just didn’t need him
anymore.
951
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,255
And he doesn’t want
to admit that,
952
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:25,549
because he’s in
such a shame spiral.
953
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:27,927
And Mom’s mad at him
for losing his job,
954
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,179
but she doesn’t want
to admit that
955
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:32,807
because it’d just
come across as too mean.
956
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:36,352
They’re just stuck right now.
957
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,355
Stuck.
958
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,148
I don’t even think
he minds you going
959
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:42,817
to that art school so much.
960
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:46,028
We just can’t afford it now.
961
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,907
How do you know all this?
962
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,118
Psychic powers.
963
00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:53,536
Really?
964
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,287
No.
965
00:56:55,371 --> 00:56:58,082
Because I think about
other people besides myself.
966
00:56:58,165 --> 00:57:00,126
You should try it sometime.
967
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,427
Hey, Em?
968
00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:14,765
How’d your game go?
969
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,392
We lost, three to nothing.
970
00:57:18,394 --> 00:57:20,771
I’m sorry.
971
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:22,857
Yeah.
972
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,400
Keep working on that.
973
00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:26,944
-
974
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,448
-Uh, hi.
-How can I help you?
975
00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:34,743
Um, I’m-I’m in
your algebra class.
976
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:36,579
I-I just had a quick question.
977
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,330
I don’t think
I’ve ever seen you before.
978
00:57:38,414 --> 00:57:40,082
Yeah, yeah,
I’ve been sick a lot.
979
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:43,210
Like, really a lot.
980
00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:46,922
So, suppose, theoretically,
that something happened to time.
981
00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:49,925
Like, the flow of time.
982
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,844
Like, instead of going
in a straight line,
983
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:53,929
like, it-it just got stuck
in a circle
984
00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:56,098
and-and kept repeating
over and over.
985
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,808
-Wasn’t there a movie...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
986
00:57:57,892 --> 00:58:00,728
What I wanted to figure out
is what could cause that.
987
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,147
I’ve been doing some research.
988
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,524
Could the Earth have fallen
into a wormhole?
989
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:06,984
What?
990
00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:11,280
I-I mean, I don’t think so.
991
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:14,283
What if it got accelerated
past the speed of light?
992
00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:16,368
No.
993
00:58:16,452 --> 00:58:17,995
Is reality just a simulation?
994
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,456
That is unlikely but possible.
995
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:21,540
-Ancient curse?
-No.
996
00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:22,583
Cosmic nanny?
997
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,376
I don’t even know
what that means.
998
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:25,836
Is time just a big ball
999
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,838
of wibbly-wobbly
timey-wimey stuff?
1000
00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:30,424
Okay, that-that’s a quote
from Doctor Who.
1001
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,593
I really don’t remember
seeing you in my class.
1002
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,136
What if we’re in hell?
1003
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,096
Like we did something bad
1004
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,849
and now we have to live this
one day forever as punishment?
1005
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:41,852
This conversation is something
how I imagine hell would be.
1006
00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:44,188
Maybe your spiritual advisor
would be
1007
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:46,649
-a more appropriate person...
-What about a singularity?
1008
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,735
You know, those black hole
things where physics
1009
00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,111
gets all weird?
1010
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,655
Yeah, I know what
a singularity is.
1011
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:55,032
And, I mean, sure, in theory,
1012
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:58,202
a singularity could produce
a local temporal anomaly.
1013
00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:01,163
So we would just
have to get out of it.
1014
00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:04,875
Like, get on a plane...
1015
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:06,877
and fly out of it.
1016
00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:08,879
Why not?
Now, if you’ll excuse me,
1017
00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:11,131
I have to go do the same thing
I did yesterday
1018
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:14,009
and then forget about it.
1019
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:22,851
-
1020
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:24,520
Perfect thing alert.
1021
00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:31,110
False alarm.
1022
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,280
I’m starting to think
maybe we found them all.
1023
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,242
Just had a theory that
when we found the last one,
1024
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:40,327
that time would start up again.
1025
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:41,829
I guess not.
1026
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,539
-To be honest,
1027
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:46,709
I’m kind of over the whole
"perfect thing" thing.
1028
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,378
You realize it’s never
gonna be Christmas?
1029
00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:51,505
Cool. You hate Christmas.
1030
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,924
Yeah, but I don’t want
to not have it.
1031
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,469
I just feel like screaming
at everyone,
1032
00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,638
"This isn’t real.
You’re asleep.
1033
00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,265
-Wake up."
-What? Whoa.
1034
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,434
God, they’re like zombies.
1035
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,060
You’re a zombie.
1036
01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:06,770
MARK: I’m serious, Margaret.
It’s time.
1037
01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:08,731
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Trust me, Jason,
1038
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,858
-that’s more your thing.
-Do I know you?
1039
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,027
-Why? -Why? It’s like you said,
we’re stuck here.
1040
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,737
I didn’t mean "stuck" stuck.
1041
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,323
Everybody else is stuck.
We’re free.
1042
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,992
Free from getting older,
from going to school,
1043
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:22,494
-from climate change, cancer.
-Okay, great. I get it.
1044
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:24,538
-Pink eye. Instagram.
-What-what about all the stuff
1045
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,248
-that we don’t get to do?
-Like what?
1046
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:28,250
Like grow up or--
I don’t know-- be an astronaut?
1047
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:29,752
-Mission specialist.
-Whatever.
1048
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,712
-What about all the things
that I want to be? -
1049
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,547
We’re saying goodbye
to the rest of our lives.
1050
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,008
We will never do anything that
takes longer than 16 hours.
1051
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,010
I can get a lot done
in 16 hours.
1052
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,845
MAN:
Hello. You can’t go in there!
1053
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,847
I feel like I’m living
in an Etch A Sketch.
1054
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:44,016
Everything I do gets undone,
everything I fix
1055
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,518
just gets broken,
and everything that I make--
1056
01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,104
-it just disappears.
-MAN: Hey.
1057
01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:51,440
We’re thinking too small. Okay?
1058
01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,026
We haven’t even snuck into a zoo
or ridden a Zamboni
1059
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,861
or ghost-ridden
any cool new whips.
1060
01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:57,279
-Oh.
-Hey.
1061
01:00:57,363 --> 01:00:58,906
-Public nudity...
-Margaret.
1062
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,115
-...is always an option.
-Margaret, stop.
1063
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,658
It is. I’m just saying.
1064
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:03,744
-Oh, thank you.
-Margaret, you’re not listening.
1065
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:07,247
-What?
-Margaret! Stop.
1066
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,416
This isn’t working.
1067
01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:12,961
Is this ’cause I won’t kiss you?
1068
01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:17,341
Why don’t you just kiss
one of them?
1069
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,385
’Cause I don’t want to.
1070
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:30,604
Y’all will forget
about this tomorrow.
1071
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,449
-Margaret.
-Come on.
1072
01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,160
MARGARET: I have something
to make you feel better.
1073
01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:47,162
I’ve been saving it.
1074
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,914
MARK:
Do people live here?
1075
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:51,834
MARGARET:
Mm-mm. It’s a show house.
1076
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,669
I guess they use it
to make people, like,
1077
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,587
want to buy one of these.
1078
01:01:58,173 --> 01:02:00,717
Mark.
1079
01:02:00,801 --> 01:02:02,761
It’s perfect.
1080
01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:05,848
-
1081
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,393
Okay. Ready? Oh!
1082
01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:23,907
Whew.
1083
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,746
You know, even before this,
1084
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:33,709
I always thought there was
something wrong with the world.
1085
01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:37,671
Like, really broken.
1086
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,590
Not fixable.
1087
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:44,178
But nobody else saw it, so...
1088
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:47,014
I just walked around pretending
everything was fine.
1089
01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:50,726
And then what happened?
1090
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,519
Nothing. I still feel like that.
1091
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,772
But with you,
I don’t have to pretend.
1092
01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:00,569
I was talking
to my math teacher,
1093
01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,780
and he said that we’re
1094
01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:08,577
probably just in a singularity
and if we go far enough,
1095
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,954
like, on a plane...
1096
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:13,665
...we could get out of it.
1097
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:16,376
Are you really in
that much of a hurry?
1098
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,423
Like, "Hooray, it’s the future."
1099
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:29,431
It’s marriage counseling
and global warming
1100
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:32,643
and colonoscopies and...
1101
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:35,103
student loans.
1102
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:38,941
And suddenly you’re 80,
1103
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,692
and you’re waiting
for your Zoloft prescription
1104
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:42,903
at a Rite Aid
in your sweatpants wondering,
1105
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,197
"Where is that creeping sense
of failure coming from?"
1106
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,992
Because it all went by so fast.
1107
01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:51,995
And you never wrote that book,
you know?
1108
01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:56,583
Or kissed that girl or...
went to Paris.
1109
01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:00,212
It’s all over.
1110
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:03,882
And it wasn’t even
what you wanted.
1111
01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:05,842
I mean, it’s not
gonna be perfect.
1112
01:04:05,926 --> 01:04:08,679
It’s the same stupid crap
1113
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:11,265
over and over again,
just like in here.
1114
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:14,184
Yeah, but, I mean,
you don’t actually think
1115
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:16,520
that this is living, do you?
1116
01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:18,689
We’re stealing people’s lives.
1117
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:22,901
My dad is-is never gonna finish
his stupid Civil War novel.
1118
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,695
Henry’s never gonna finish
War Fight.
1119
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:31,159
my sister loses her soccer game
1120
01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:33,912
three to nothing
1121
01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:35,914
every day.
1122
01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:38,500
We have all the time
in the world.
1123
01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:40,085
No, we don’t.
1124
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,337
This is not time.
Time is the stuff that
1125
01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:44,715
when you spend it,
you don’t get it back.
1126
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,311
Okay.
1127
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,859
Um... "okay"?
1128
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:11,116
Okay, there’s-there’s
a flight to Tokyo
1129
01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:12,868
at 10:00 in the morning.
1130
01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,204
Let’s go.
1131
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,501
If this works, our parents
are gonna freak out.
1132
01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:24,046
Why Tokyo?
1133
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,881
I actually don’t think
it matters.
1134
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,175
Just so long as we cross
the international date line,
1135
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,427
it’s automatically tomorrow.
1136
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,971
Though there’s a vending machine
at the airport
1137
01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:34,681
that sells puppies, so...
1138
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,683
I can’t afford puppies.
1139
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:39,811
I spent like 30 years of
my allowance on these tickets.
1140
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,623
You nervous?
’Cause I checked--
1141
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:02,084
this flight definitely
does not crash.
1142
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:04,127
Don’t jinx it.
1143
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,756
You know, if this works,
we’ll technically
1144
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:09,174
be saving the entire world.
1145
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:14,596
My sister said that I should
think about other people more,
1146
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,599
so I feel like
saving the entire planet
1147
01:06:17,683 --> 01:06:19,142
is a pretty good start.
1148
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,852
You didn’t cure cancer, though.
1149
01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:23,063
No.
1150
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:28,360
You know, when I was a kid,
I used to call these eye muffs.
1151
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:34,366
Although, if you think about it,
1152
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,576
an asteroid could hit
the planet tomorrow.
1153
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,705
Like, maybe that’s why
time started looping.
1154
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:41,623
Because it’s the last day
before the apocalypse
1155
01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:43,375
and really,
instead of saving the world,
1156
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:48,171
we’re actually just
destroying it, which would...
1157
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:54,136
Margaret, are you okay?
1158
01:06:57,264 --> 01:06:59,474
Flight attendants,
prepare doors for departure
1159
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:00,892
and cross-check.
1160
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,781
FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
Sir.
1161
01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,533
Take your seat
and fasten your seat belt.
1162
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:18,368
-I, uh... I...
-Please take your seat, sir.
1163
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:19,911
-Sir, please, sir,
1164
01:07:19,995 --> 01:07:22,247
take your seat
and fasten your seat belt.
1165
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,592
WEATHER REPORTER
You’re going to be looking
1166
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,594
at the rain hitting ground
midnight tonight,
1167
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,137
moving in from the coast.
1168
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:43,680
We’re not expecting
to have too much...
1169
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:44,723
Morning, Mark.
1170
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,566
What?
1171
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,819
Thought you were gonna
call me a loser.
1172
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,363
No.
1173
01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:04,743
You were thinking it, though.
1174
01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,411
Yeah.
1175
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,168
Hey, Dad, how’s your book going?
1176
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,175
It’s-it’s great.
1177
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:22,886
I mean, the scope
of the Civil War is just...
1178
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:24,512
you know, we can’t even
grasp it today.
1179
01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:26,598
Do you know more Americans
died at Spotsylvania
1180
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,308
than on Omaha Beach?
1181
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,812
I... do now.
1182
01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,272
As I’ve mentioned,
1183
01:10:34,356 --> 01:10:36,691
smallpox, tuberculosis,
diphtheria--
1184
01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:38,902
the casualties
were unimaginable.
1185
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,571
And the thing is, the war could
have ended so much earlier,
1186
01:10:41,655 --> 01:10:43,406
especially if McClellan
had just pressed through.
1187
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:44,783
After Antietam...
1188
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:46,826
-DANIEL: Go, Emma!
1189
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,707
She’s not gonna make it.
1190
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,334
-MAN: Go, go, go, go!
-MAN 2: Go! Cover! Go!
1191
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,636
-Goal!
1192
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:14,562
WOMAN:
Go, Emma!
1193
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,289
I won!
1194
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:34,708
-I won!
-
1195
01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:12,078
And Mark again.
1196
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:14,039
-72.
-That is correct.
1197
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:15,331
Ah. What’s got into you?
1198
01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:17,417
-On fire today.
-
1199
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,085
Isn’t that a movie where,
like, Bill Murray’s
1200
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,211
stuck in the same day?
1201
01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,671
-Groundhog Day.
-Oh!
1202
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,976
-There he is.
-Hey.
1203
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:37,020
-Good luck.
-
1204
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:45,153
-Oh! Go for it!
-
1205
01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,281
You’re gonna be okay, man.
1206
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,617
This stuff happens all the time.
1207
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,661
So, was that "Tony Hawk,"
like the bird?
1208
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,402
JARED:
I’m just a phone call away.
1209
01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:58,786
Mom.
1210
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,417
HENRY:
And just a...
1211
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,002
BOTH:
...little bit of sniper rifle.
1212
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,545
-Oh, oh, you got him on the
left? -I got him on the left.
1213
01:15:07,629 --> 01:15:10,006
-Okay. -Okay, dude, listen.
We’re stuck in a time loop.
1214
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,926
You, me, everybody, same day’s
repeating over and over again.
1215
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,428
-What? -Like in Groundhog Day
and Edge of Tomorrow,
1216
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,222
except only me and this girl
Margaret know about it,
1217
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:18,848
and we were sort of almost
boyfriend and girlfriend,
1218
01:15:18,932 --> 01:15:20,266
but not really,
and then we broke up,
1219
01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,268
and you won’t remember
any of this because your brain
1220
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,270
keeps getting erased.
1221
01:15:24,354 --> 01:15:26,147
Oh.
1222
01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:27,815
Wait, dude,
you had a girlfriend?
1223
01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:29,275
Not really.
1224
01:15:29,359 --> 01:15:31,069
Well, what’s she like?
1225
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:33,738
She’s amazing.
1226
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,950
She told me this story about
how, when she was a little kid,
1227
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,910
she was always looking for
1228
01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:40,203
the fourth dimension.
1229
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:43,456
It sounds cheesy,
but when I met her,
1230
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,625
it was kind of like I found it.
1231
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,418
There was just more
to everything
1232
01:15:47,502 --> 01:15:49,796
than I’d ever seen before.
1233
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,548
And there was more to me, too.
1234
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:56,344
And there always had been.
I just never...
1235
01:15:56,427 --> 01:16:01,015
realized it
until Margaret showed it to me.
1236
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:03,851
Nah, bro, she sounds amazing.
1237
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:06,771
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
1238
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,443
Well, if you’re all
fourth-dimensional now,
1239
01:16:12,527 --> 01:16:14,237
how come she dumped you?
1240
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,614
That’s the thing-- I thought
everything was perfect,
1241
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:19,867
but there was more to the story
than that.
1242
01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:26,165
I thought it was a love story
and I was the hero, but...
1243
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,418
wasn’t about me.
1244
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,503
It wasn’t my story at all.
1245
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,302
It was Margaret’s.
1246
01:17:07,415 --> 01:17:09,500
MARGARET’S MOM:
What are you thinking about?
1247
01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,756
Just this boy.
1248
01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,346
I messed that up.
1249
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:23,890
It’s never too late.
1250
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,726
I mean, unless you’re dying
of cancer,
1251
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,770
but not until then.
1252
01:17:36,361 --> 01:17:39,113
MARGARET:
You know, even before this,
1253
01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:42,867
I always thought there was
something wrong with the world.
1254
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,827
Like, really broken.
1255
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:50,666
You know, not fixable.
1256
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,710
But nobody else could see it.
1257
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,423
So I just walked around
pretending everything was fine.
1258
01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,106
Are you Henry?
1259
01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:40,526
I think I can help you.
1260
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:42,236
-So, you’re a friend of Mark’s?
-Yes!
1261
01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:45,323
Yep.
1262
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,200
That’s funny, because
he never mentioned you.
1263
01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:49,911
Where did you two meet?
1264
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,245
Uh, temporal anomaly.
1265
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,000
Cool. Cool.
1266
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:58,878
So, if we’re in
a temporal anomaly,
1267
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,880
how many times have we had
this conversation?
1268
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,674
First time.
1269
01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:05,301
Right.
1270
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,428
Okay, so, and...
1271
01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:09,597
what are you doing here?
1272
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,517
MARGARET:
I’m saving your ass, obviously.
1273
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,935
HENRY:
And the dog?
1274
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,186
Oh, that’s not my dog.
1275
01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,812
His name’s Chewbarka.
1276
01:20:16,896 --> 01:20:18,814
There’s these posters for him
all over town.
1277
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:21,859
I think he jumped out of a van
on the way to the vet,
1278
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,237
and I’ve been looking
for him forever.
1279
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:29,325
And then suddenly,
there he was, just like that.
1280
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,786
But it doesn’t matter.
1281
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:37,416
Because tomorrow, he’ll just
be lost all over again.
1282
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,670
Mark was right-- everything
we fix just gets broken again.
1283
01:20:42,547 --> 01:20:45,299
Okay, so, I don’t understand
what you’re saying...
1284
01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:46,926
Wait. Did you use the shotgun?
1285
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,803
Yeah, you need the grenade
launcher attachment, though.
1286
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:50,555
-There’s a grenade launcher?
-Yeah.
1287
01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:54,642
-It launches grenades.
-
1288
01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:56,602
Boom!
1289
01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:02,775
I’ve died so many times
doing that.
1290
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:06,153
Yeah, that’s the thing.
1291
01:21:06,237 --> 01:21:08,573
Death, it’s so terrible.
1292
01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,742
So terrible to lose someone.
1293
01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:13,995
And if you don’t face it,
1294
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:16,247
if you don’t deal with it,
then...
1295
01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,543
...you just end up
losing yourself, too.
1296
01:21:22,003 --> 01:21:24,338
Are we still talking
about War Fight?
1297
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,051
Yeah.
1298
01:21:29,135 --> 01:21:31,345
Yeah, you can take it from here.
1299
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,270
HENRY:
Oh, my God.
1300
01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:42,064
It’s the key.
1301
01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:46,402
Whoa, it’s the map.
1302
01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:50,156
I was so lost before,
1303
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,325
but it all makes sense now.
1304
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,535
MARGARET:
Oh, no.
1305
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,415
What?
1306
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,959
It’s something...
1307
01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,003
It’s something Mark said.
1308
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:11,177
I think Mark might have been
right about something.
1309
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:12,553
That doesn’t sound like Mark.
1310
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:15,014
No.
1311
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,682
Sorry, I think I have to go.
1312
01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,476
-I have to go check something.
-Wait.
1313
01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:19,810
-What?
-Watch Chewbarka.
1314
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,563
eat me last
1315
01:22:22,647 --> 01:22:24,398
I love you.
1316
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,693
-What?
1317
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,658
MARK: Sometimes I feel like,
if I stare at it long enough,
1318
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:37,328
something will happen, like,
a-almost a pattern or something.
1319
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:56,681
has changed
1320
01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:11,153
-
1321
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:21,539
eat me last
1322
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:25,334
in high contrast
1323
01:23:45,438 --> 01:23:47,982
There’s something missing.
1324
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,986
And it’s time.
1325
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,447
Time.
1326
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,700
eat me last
1327
01:24:39,784 --> 01:24:41,994
in high contrast
1328
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,996
No way.
1329
01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:55,716
There’s one missing.
1330
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:06,811
has changed...
1331
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:12,691
Seven...
1332
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:24,829
7:00 at the pool.
1333
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:29,208
Pool.
1334
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,298
-MARGARET: You’re up.
-MARGARET’S MOM: Mm.
1335
01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:38,801
MARGARET:
Are you okay?
1336
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:41,679
It’s a relative term.
1337
01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:48,727
I thought we’d have
so much more time.
1338
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:50,354
I know.
1339
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:53,190
But you will be all right.
1340
01:25:57,528 --> 01:25:59,488
I don’t know.
1341
01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:03,909
I don’t know if I can do this.
1342
01:26:03,993 --> 01:26:05,452
MARGARET’S MOM:
Listen to me,
1343
01:26:05,536 --> 01:26:10,958
because I’m old
and I know things.
1344
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,085
It’s true that
we’re losing time every day,
1345
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,420
all the time,
1346
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,213
until one day it’s all gone.
1347
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,716
But you’re gaining it, too.
1348
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,260
Every second,
1349
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:24,597
perfect moments,
one after the other,
1350
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,474
until, by the end,
you have your whole life.
1351
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,478
You have everything.
1352
01:26:31,562 --> 01:26:34,481
And it costs you everything.
1353
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,484
But it’s worth it.
1354
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:43,532
I promise that it’s worth it.
1355
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:55,628
You’re still here.
1356
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,093
Uh...
1357
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:37,628
The plane thing didn’t work.
1358
01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,634
You were right
about the map, though.
1359
01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:45,344
There is a pattern.
1360
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:48,138
It’s just not finished yet.
1361
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:50,099
There’s one more perfect moment.
1362
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:51,475
Right.
1363
01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:55,270
I will keep a lookout.
1364
01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,732
MARGARET: I’m serious.
I think that there’s one more
1365
01:27:58,816 --> 01:28:00,192
and that’s the key,
1366
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,027
and once we find it, that’s it.
1367
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:03,278
-It’s all over.
-
1368
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:06,031
Margaret, I...
1369
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:08,242
saw you go to the hospital.
1370
01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:15,082
I’m...
1371
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,459
not gonna...
1372
01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:20,045
try and take you away from her.
1373
01:28:20,129 --> 01:28:22,047
I can’t do that.
1374
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:35,227
Before this all happened,
I went to go see her,
1375
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:38,063
and they told me that
it was her time,
1376
01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:40,441
that it was over.
1377
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:43,277
And that night, all I could
think about was that
1378
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:45,446
tomorrow can’t come yet;
I’m not ready.
1379
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:47,865
I’m not ready to not have a mom.
1380
01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,079
I just wanted time to stop.
1381
01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:01,795
And it worked.
1382
01:29:01,879 --> 01:29:03,505
Mm-hmm.
1383
01:29:07,384 --> 01:29:09,762
-Yeah.
-
1384
01:29:11,472 --> 01:29:14,183
And I was so happy about it.
1385
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:17,311
I just wanted to stay
in that moment, you know?
1386
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,482
And then the really weird thing
was that you showed up,
1387
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:23,317
and I didn’t know
where you came from
1388
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,569
and why it was you, and...
1389
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:28,697
and, um, now I think I know why.
1390
01:29:28,781 --> 01:29:32,159
I think it’s because, you know,
when it’s time to go,
1391
01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:34,411
I wouldn’t have to go alone.
1392
01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:38,415
Okay.
1393
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,877
And it’s time.
1394
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,380
And it’s not gonna be perfect.
1395
01:29:45,464 --> 01:29:47,925
You know, we’re never gonna
find the fourth dimension
1396
01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:50,469
or cure cancer or fix the world.
1397
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,430
The point is,
is that I was wrong.
1398
01:29:56,683 --> 01:29:58,602
We’re the ones sleeping.
1399
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:02,022
Everyone else is awake,
and it’s just us dreaming.
1400
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:05,818
I know it’s gonna hurt
really bad...
1401
01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:09,947
...but I think that
I have to wake up now.
1402
01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,036
I think that this is the moment.
1403
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,955
Right now.
1404
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,998
And I don’t want to miss it.
1405
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,717
That was kind of perfect.
1406
01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:33,971
There was a hair in my mouth.
1407
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,726
Kiss me again?
1408
01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:44,833
Goodbye, Mom.
1409
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,737
MARK:
You ready?
1410
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:17,074
MARGARET
I don’t know.
1411
01:32:57,698 --> 01:33:00,325
-
1412
01:34:46,807 --> 01:34:48,934
-
1413
01:34:56,525 --> 01:34:59,111
to 1992
1414
01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:10,789
to 1992
1415
01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,692
to 1992
1416
01:35:44,573 --> 01:35:48,827
to 1992
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