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Life is filled with responsibility.
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You've got to keep food on the table,
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a roof over your family's head,
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and you've got to keep your wardrobe fly
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and your shoe game on point.
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But every now and again,
you've got to relax,
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take a little time for yourself,
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and recharge.
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You can even do little mini-breaks.
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Like when I take out the garbage,
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I give myself a little treat.
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That's my thing.
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But I don't judge anybody for
how they choose to relax.
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I say if it's not hurting nobody, do you.
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Whew!
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What the...?
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Oh. Hey, Dad.
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You trying to hit this?
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I know I said no judgment,
but this stupid [bleep].
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-- Subs by kinglouisxx --
for www.addic7ed.com
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What were you thinking?
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Anyone could have seen you outside.
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Janine could have called the cops.
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Hell, I could have called
the cops. You know what?
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- I'm gonna call the cops right now.
- Whoa, whoa.
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You are blowing this
way out of proportion.
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Smoking weed has been legal
in California for years.
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It may be legal here,
but it's not legal everywhere.
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What happens if you have
a joint on you, forgot,
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and took a trip to Singapore?
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Google "White kid getting caned"
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and tell me if your high was worth it.
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Hey, guys.
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Weirdest thing.
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I just got wildly nostalgic
for the commune,
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and I don't know why.
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- Uh, Wiz Khalifa Junior here is why.
- Huh?
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I caught him outside
smoking "the gateway."
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- Did you?
- It was just one hit, Mom.
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I didn't know you smoked, sweetie.
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I do from time to time,
to take the edge off.
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What edge? You live at home.
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You can't be a two-day college
drop-out and a stoner.
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Boy, pick a struggle.
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We are both genuinely sorry
for doing something
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that makes you uncomfortable
on your property.
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See? Even she knows y'all were wrong.
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- Um...
- We were. We were.
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Although, to be clear,
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I-I'm not apologizing for smoking.
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I'm just apologizing for
doing it on your property.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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the bowl's kicked in,
and I am very hungry.
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Um, can I have some of these?
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- Yeah, go ahead, sweetie.
- Thank you.
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Junior, you are a grown-up now,
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so we can't tell you what to do.
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But you do have younger siblings,
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so all we ask is that you don't
partake in the house, okay?
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- What kind of parenting is that?
- What are you talking about?
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I guess it's gonna be okay
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if he starts calling you "Rainbow."
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I wouldn't mind that.
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It's kinda cool, right?
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He needs to know that
he's a Black man in America
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and he cannot do drugs.
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Would you rather I have a drink?
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Because smoking marijuana
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isn't any more harmful
than drinking alcohol.
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This man is not wrong.
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The only time that I have seen
people come into the ER
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with complications from marijuana
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is because they have had too
many crab legs from Red Lobster.
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Okurr?
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Okurr!
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And you call yourself a doctor.
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Face it, Dad, you're on
the wrong side of this.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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I gotta go.
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Olivia needs me to deliver more Goldfish
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to the neighbor's kids' treehouse.
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- Hmm.
- Hey.
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I knew we should have never
listened to Bob Marley
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when he was in the womb.
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I'm gonna go search his bedroom
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- for Altoid cans.
- Mm.
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Bob Marley was the only thing
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that stopped that boy from kicking.
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Jack, I need your help.
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After months of
hanging out with the seniors,
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my talents have been recognized.
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They want me to lead the senior prank.
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Oh, and you need an alibi.
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What do you want me to go with?
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Rumbling in the tum?
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Migraine for days?
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Uterus stuff?
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- No, Jack. I do not need an alibi.
- Oh.
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They've been watching you.
They like your drip.
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You know, you've got
real popular kid energy.
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I've always thought that,
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but a popular kid
doesn't say it, you know?
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Great. Now, are you in, or you out?
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Wow, Diane.
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I don't know what to say.
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I don't know what to wear.
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Man, don't make it weird.
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- Just follow my lead.
- Okay.
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Seriously, can I assume that
you'll tell me what to wear?
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My first thought was overalls,
and I know that's wrong.
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Oh, God.
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Your brother let a skunk
in this house again?
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- What?
- They're not pets.
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I don't smell anything.
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It's definitely coming from right here
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in your general direction.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you smoking that, um...
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Ah Sookie Now?
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What?
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Me?
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No.
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Don't lie to me, Junior.
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My mother used to say
if you wallow in weed,
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you will be weed. Tshh.
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I'm so sorry, Grandma. It was Olivia.
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She made me stay in the car
while she smoked the marijuana.
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- I didn't even like it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I know a temptress when I see one.
- Mm-hmm.
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What with that beautiful skin
and... and...
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and that killer curl pattern
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- and Kyla Pratt vibes.
- Yep.
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Those are the ways she's tempted me.
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Well, fortunately, there's a way
back for the both of you.
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Mm-hmm. At my church's youth
revival this weekend.
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We're there, if you think
they'll have us.
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- Oh, they'll have you.
- Okay.
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They let Janet's grandson back in
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after what he did in that mall fountain.
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Thanks for giving me
another chance, Grandma.
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I'm sorry I let you down.
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But I know that family
is more important than drugs.
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Oh, what a mighty God we serve.
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Mm. Amen.
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All right, all right.
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Pick me up Sunday afternoon,
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and bring your new
King James version, all right?
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None of that New Living Testament crap.
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Yeah.
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Bow and Junior may have been acting
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like weed wasn't a big deal,
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but they weren't living
in the real world.
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Hey, Dre.
You will be pleased to find out
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that the elevator finally got fixed.
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No more one flight of stairs for you.
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Eh. Great.
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Why are you not celebrating?
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You called that flight of stairs
your "own personal 'Misery'"...
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the Kathy Bates kind.
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- I caught Junior getting high.
- Oh, no.
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You hate when he feels good.
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I'm so sorry to hear that, Dre.
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I know how hard you've worked
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to give your family these
incredible opportunities,
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and there goes Junior,
throwing it all away on crack.
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Crack?
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Man, I caught him smoking weed.
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Oh. Okay.
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So, then, why are you so upset?
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Yeah, I assume you smoke, too,
based on your loud sweaters
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and the fact that you're always
eating microwave s'mores.
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I'm not a drug guy, Charlie.
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Come on, Dre. Steve Jobs,
Barack Obama, Martha Stewart.
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You know, a lot of successful people
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got down with the sticky icky.
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Okay, look, the fact of the matter is
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Black people get judged for doing it
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in a way that White people don't.
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Yeah.
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Like washing your hair every
day, or becoming a cop.
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The War on Drugs has it
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so that we are four times more likely
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to get arrested for marijuana possession
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than White people,
and that's after legalization.
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It's not worth the risks.
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I hear everything you're saying, Dre,
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but let me offer this counterpoint...
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weed is amazing.
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Without it, we wouldn't have
the music of Cypress Hill...
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- Mm.
- ...or the cinematic masterpiece
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which is "Harold & Kumar
Go to White Castle"...
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...or my podcast,
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which I'm too shy to release.
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You're not releasing it?
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Charlie, we worked on that
for six hours.
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Dre, why would you deny yourself
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one of the world's greatest pleasures?
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Check it out.
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Imagine feeling God inside you,
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and that God's body
is made out of a heating pad
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and He takes all the things
that's bothering you
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and put it in this box
for a little while
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so you can feel free.
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- Is that how you feel?
- Yeah.
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That's my way of getting level
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and dealing with
the stress of racism, work,
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and the fact that my son is
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garnishing all my wages
to pay for back rent.
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Oh, my God.
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You're high right now, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah, look at those eyes.
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It's not my fault that I got
bored on my way to work.
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Not all the muffins.
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Oh.
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Had that chocolate one all lined up.
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My head was spinning from the fact
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that everyone was down with weed.
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Maybe the world had changed,
and I was just being old.
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I was wrong about
the 3-pointer ruining the NBA.
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Maybe,
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that's what the world is telling me.
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I mean, Nancy Reagan goes on
"Diff'rent Strokes" once
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and I'm supposed to
not ever enjoy myself again?
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Look, I want to be able to
sit back, turn my brain off,
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and catch a vibe.
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Damn it.
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I'm a grown-up.
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I can do what I want.
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- Babe?
- Yeah?
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Let's get rid of the kids
this weekend and get high.
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All right, all right, all right.
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So, it was finally Friday.
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But unlike Ice Cube in the movie,
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I did have something to do...
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get my kids out of the house
so I could get high.
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So high.
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All right, there you go.
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You guys go out there
and, uh, have some fun.
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- Generous amount.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm not suspicious at all.
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Yeah, last time you
emptied your wallet like this,
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we ended up with a little brother.
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Laser vasectomy, okay?
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So, we good.
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Now get out of here
before I change my mind.
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Go. Skedaddle. Scoot! Go!
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Me and your mama
got some business to do.
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They're gone.
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Let's get faded!
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Great. Okay, Dre.
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I have all the pretzel variations.
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I've got rods, I've got twists,
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I've got chocolate-covered,
peanut-butter-filled,
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and pretzel-wrapped hot dogs
from the mall.
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- Ooh.
- And...
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Pizza bagels?
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00:09:03,131 --> 00:09:04,363
Pretzel.
259
00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:06,565
Okay. Now we straight.
260
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,066
- How you doin'?
- Hey, babe,
261
00:09:08,108 --> 00:09:09,441
- let's get some drugs.
- Let's get them.
262
00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:11,002
- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm gonna call my guy.
263
00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:13,572
- Do it.
- Ladarius!
264
00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:16,608
Man, y'all got a lot
of fruit trees out there.
265
00:09:16,644 --> 00:09:18,577
- Ladarius is your guy?
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:09:18,612 --> 00:09:19,911
So, how we gonna do this, Ladarius?
267
00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:21,112
We gonna roll past Lueders Park
268
00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:22,447
and you gonna get
some of that Pressure House
269
00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:23,615
that you used to smoke as a kid?
270
00:09:23,651 --> 00:09:26,251
Actually, this is how we do it now.
271
00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:27,386
Hmm.
272
00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:28,620
- An app?
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,021
Come on, man.
274
00:09:30,057 --> 00:09:31,523
I thought we were gonna buy
something from a dude
275
00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,124
riding a beach cruiser with a pit bull
276
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,093
who stays at your house
a little too long.
277
00:09:35,128 --> 00:09:37,128
Dre, nobody uses the weed man anymore.
278
00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:39,297
Everyone does dispensaries or delivery.
279
00:09:39,332 --> 00:09:41,209
- Man, I'll show you. Just give me your ID.
- Hey, now.
280
00:09:41,234 --> 00:09:43,101
What? So they can track me?
281
00:09:43,136 --> 00:09:44,368
So when they change the laws,
282
00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:45,603
they can say I broke the laws
283
00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,072
and take away my right to vote?
284
00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:49,040
- Hell no.
- Okay. I'll put my info in.
285
00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,041
- Fine.
- What?
286
00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:51,776
So they can track you?
287
00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:53,244
What about your medical license?
288
00:09:53,279 --> 00:09:55,080
We need your income.
289
00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:56,581
I'm irresponsible with money.
290
00:09:56,616 --> 00:09:57,448
Yes, we know.
291
00:09:57,483 --> 00:09:58,717
I'll just put in my info.
292
00:09:58,752 --> 00:10:00,719
You guys could really use this weed.
293
00:10:00,754 --> 00:10:02,053
Oh, yeah.
294
00:10:02,089 --> 00:10:03,654
I bought you something to tide you over.
295
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,422
- Okay.
- Oh, did you?
296
00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:06,224
Oh, did ya? Okay.
297
00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:07,125
All right, baby.
298
00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:09,627
Okay, on the count of three, Dre.
299
00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:10,494
One.
300
00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:11,595
Two.
301
00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,230
Three.
302
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,497
Mm.
303
00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:16,133
Mm, mm, mm-mm.
304
00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:17,567
- Baby, put it in your mouth.
- I am.
305
00:10:17,603 --> 00:10:19,837
I'm just trying to
make it warm and soft.
306
00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:22,672
Diane, this is amazing.
307
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,674
Greg Curtis called me "pahtnah."
308
00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:25,675
Don't get excited.
309
00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:26,944
He calls the math teacher "pahtnah."
310
00:10:26,979 --> 00:10:28,245
Oh. Okay.
311
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,647
You stay here, and if
you see anybody coming,
312
00:10:30,682 --> 00:10:31,749
make the sound of a crow
313
00:10:31,784 --> 00:10:32,983
so we know we have to get out of here.
314
00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,451
Yeah.
315
00:10:34,486 --> 00:10:35,452
Just like that,
316
00:10:35,487 --> 00:10:37,320
but, uh, you know, not terrible.
317
00:10:37,356 --> 00:10:39,356
Wait. Y-You're leaving me here
all by myself?
318
00:10:39,391 --> 00:10:41,524
I-I thought I was part of the team.
319
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,860
Yeah, you are.
320
00:10:42,895 --> 00:10:43,994
You're the lookout.
321
00:10:44,029 --> 00:10:45,295
And right now, I need you to be
322
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,631
the best lookout you can be, okay?
323
00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,898
Thanks, friend.
324
00:10:54,973 --> 00:10:57,240
Don't try to make me feel better.
325
00:10:58,577 --> 00:11:00,644
While the kids were up to no good,
326
00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,279
Junior was trying to drag Olivia
327
00:11:02,314 --> 00:11:04,681
into his problems with my mom.
328
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:05,715
Wait, are you serious?
329
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:06,883
You actually want me
330
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,885
to go to a church revival
with your grandma?
331
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:13,122
I'm not proud of it,
but she smelled weed and...
332
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,891
I blamed it on you.
333
00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:16,359
Now she thinks we're lost souls,
334
00:11:16,395 --> 00:11:18,227
- and I need to restore her faith in me.
- What?
335
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,062
I am super sorry about it,
336
00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:23,065
but in my family, we like to
keep my grandma happy.
337
00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:24,533
You know you're going alone, right?
338
00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:25,901
Come on, you might see someone
339
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,404
- catch the Holy Spirit and pass out.
- Okay.
340
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:31,307
Look, I respect
how it goes in your family,
341
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:34,643
but it's not healthy to do
something you don't want to do
342
00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,645
just because it makes someone else happy.
343
00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:39,214
Even if it's your grandmother.
344
00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:40,382
Okay.
345
00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:41,317
I get it.
346
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,518
You don't have to come.
347
00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:43,585
I'll just tell my grandma
348
00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,187
you're going to your own church revival.
349
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,188
Junior!
350
00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:48,256
She has blown up a boat.
351
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,559
- Babe?
- Yeah?
352
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:55,731
I have avoided weed for so long.
353
00:11:55,766 --> 00:11:56,865
I know.
354
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,200
- And it's fine.
- Oh, yeah, it is.
355
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:02,337
I've never felt so at peace in my life.
356
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,274
And I love the smell of crayons.
357
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,378
- I'm making art, Bow.
- Mm.
358
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,513
I'm able to access a part of me
359
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,549
that has never been touched.
360
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,885
This isn't art.
361
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,587
This is Dre.
362
00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:21,723
Do you think that I could
open a healing retreat
363
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,257
where people go to get healed?
364
00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:26,894
People could go to reconnect
with their souls, and...
365
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:30,231
we could sip tea and bake cookies.
366
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,566
- Wait a minute.
- Yes?
367
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,033
You mean to tell me all this time,
368
00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,268
you've known how to bake?
369
00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,370
Oh.
370
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:38,873
I'm such a lucky man!
371
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,276
Uh-oh.
372
00:12:42,311 --> 00:12:43,277
Baby!
373
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,912
Baby!
374
00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:46,313
It's Principal Biggs!
375
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,547
Okay, we're caught.
376
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,782
- She knows.
- No.
377
00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:50,304
- She knows.
- It's okay. It's okay.
378
00:12:50,329 --> 00:12:53,218
I watched my mom talk to
teachers high all the time.
379
00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:54,202
All you need to do...
380
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:55,432
Okay, what you need to do,
381
00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,491
- you need to use huge words.
- Okay.
382
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,825
And you gotta talk really slow.
383
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,427
No! No, Bow, I got this.
384
00:13:00,462 --> 00:13:01,661
- It'll work. It'll work.
- I got this. No, I got this.
385
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,723
Hey, Biggsy.
386
00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:05,365
To what do we owe the pleasure?
387
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,234
Guess whose kids got caught
388
00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:09,762
painting the word "moist"
onto the football field?
389
00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:11,671
- Who?
- The Conners'?
390
00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:14,073
Meet me at the school
and get your damn kids,
391
00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,875
and then we need to have a talk.
392
00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:20,036
Okay, Bow, I-I can't go
get the kids like this.
393
00:13:20,061 --> 00:13:21,547
- It's okay.
- I can't drive like this.
394
00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:23,580
- I can barely talk like this.
- It's okay.
395
00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:27,320
See, this is exactly
what I was afraid of.
396
00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:29,088
We're gonna have to go walk
to get the kids.
397
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:30,990
Then we'll get stopped by the police
398
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:33,592
because we will be
suspiciouslooking Black people
399
00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:35,361
and they will arrest us
and we'll go to jail
400
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:38,331
and I'll lose my job...
401
00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:40,533
and everything that
we've worked so hard to
402
00:13:40,568 --> 00:13:43,402
will crumble to dust
because I made a mistake!
403
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:45,537
- How could I be so stupid?
- No.
404
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,990
Oh, I should have listened
to Jesse Jackson
405
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:51,343
when he said nope to dope
and ugh to drugs!
406
00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:52,878
Ohhhhh!
407
00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:00,637
- Hello.
- Welcome home.
408
00:14:00,669 --> 00:14:03,418
- Uh...
- Yep. Okay.
409
00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:07,323
- Everybody is home safe and sound.
- Yay.
410
00:14:07,349 --> 00:14:09,752
Ms. Biggs want to talk
to you guys on Monday.
411
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,048
- Okay.
- Oh...
412
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,582
She hopes your
hemorrhoid surgery goes fine.
413
00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:14,449
- What? Hmm.
- Why would she say that?
414
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,371
You ask me for a favor, I set the terms.
415
00:14:17,404 --> 00:14:18,970
- Hey...
- Wow.
416
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,833
So...
417
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:26,604
I just want to remind you guys
that in this country,
418
00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:28,472
we are innocent...
419
00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:31,308
There is spray paint
on his hands. Go upstairs.
420
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,644
No, no, no. I-I can explain.
421
00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:36,565
I was, uh... I was spray... painting.
422
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:37,848
- No.
- No.
423
00:14:37,883 --> 00:14:38,950
Come on, Jack.
424
00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:40,484
I cracked.
425
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,319
Unbelievable.
426
00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:45,522
Man. We messed this up.
427
00:14:45,557 --> 00:14:47,323
Well...
428
00:14:47,359 --> 00:14:48,950
at least they didn't know we were high.
429
00:14:48,982 --> 00:14:51,013
They probably just think
Devante hid our keys
430
00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:53,097
- and we'll find them tomorrow.
- Okay.
431
00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:54,921
- All of this right here?
- Yes.
432
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,122
This is just a part of why
433
00:14:56,157 --> 00:14:58,490
I do not do the marijuana.
434
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:00,759
Dre, it worked for me.
435
00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:03,062
It did. I was so relaxed,
436
00:15:03,097 --> 00:15:05,398
and I got reconnected
to my younger self.
437
00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,300
Bow, you were talking to a pineapple.
438
00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:08,401
No, Dre.
439
00:15:08,436 --> 00:15:10,736
A pineapple was talking to me.
440
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:13,505
Listen, come on, come on.
441
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,075
You know it was fun. It wasn't that bad.
442
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,108
Well...
443
00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:18,977
You're right. It was fun at first.
444
00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:20,812
But then we got that call,
445
00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:23,081
and I started to spiral out...
446
00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:24,115
- Yeah.
- ...and then it became
447
00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:25,984
the opposite of relaxing.
448
00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:27,852
It was like a... a living nightmare
449
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,254
that I couldn't get out of.
450
00:15:29,289 --> 00:15:31,689
- When you're high, you are extra dramatic.
- Okay, look.
451
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,425
I wish that I could let my guard down.
452
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,127
I wish that I could turn my brain off
453
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:39,831
and know that everything
was going to be all good,
454
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:42,033
but I can't, because deep down inside,
455
00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:45,770
I know that everything is
not going to be all good.
456
00:15:45,805 --> 00:15:47,772
I-I'm always on alert.
457
00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:51,008
I hear you.
458
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,575
- But that's what the weed was for.
- Come on.
459
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,779
To take all this stuff
off your shoulders, Dre,
460
00:15:55,814 --> 00:15:57,448
so you could just chill out.
461
00:15:57,483 --> 00:15:58,949
Okay, hey.
462
00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:01,018
I think it's too late for me to learn
463
00:16:01,053 --> 00:16:02,850
- how to turn all of that off.
- Okay.
464
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,122
And honestly, I don't want to,
465
00:16:05,157 --> 00:16:06,623
because it's just not me.
466
00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,797
Okay. If edibles aren't for you,
467
00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,021
then we need to find something else
468
00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:11,163
that's gonna help you relax.
469
00:16:11,188 --> 00:16:12,696
Okay.
470
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,992
Because sitting on that floor coloring
471
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:19,669
was the most fun that I have had
in such a long time.
472
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,372
Yeah. Me too.
473
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:29,178
I'm still a little high.
474
00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:30,380
- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
475
00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:33,149
Just let me grab my butterscotches
476
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,750
to pass out to the kids at church,
477
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,252
and we can go.
478
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,753
Where's your little girlfriend?
479
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,222
Olivia had to study,
480
00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:42,658
but I am ready to close the door
on my life of sin.
481
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:45,528
So, she chose marijuana over you.
482
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:47,463
I doubt she's studying.
483
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:49,332
Probably somewhere blazing up.
484
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,034
Grandma, please don't
talk about her that way.
485
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:52,568
She is not a bad person.
486
00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,370
But is she a good person?
487
00:16:54,406 --> 00:16:56,005
I don't know if hanging out with her
488
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,641
is gonna get you a seat in the Kingdom.
489
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:00,575
And there ain't no water hoses in Hell.
490
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:03,978
My girlfriend is not going to Hell.
491
00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,347
And to tell you the truth,
492
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:06,581
she's not studying,
493
00:17:06,616 --> 00:17:08,250
but she's also not blazing up.
494
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:11,511
She just didn't want to come
to the revival, Grandma.
495
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,221
And if I'm coming clean,
496
00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:18,060
the weed that you smelled
was mine, not Olivia's.
497
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:19,061
I'm sorry.
498
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,728
Junior.
499
00:17:20,764 --> 00:17:24,566
You know how I feel
about, uh... marijuana.
500
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:25,833
I know.
501
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,570
And you decided to
tell me the truth anyway.
502
00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:30,172
Just like your father
503
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:32,074
when he started dating your mother.
504
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,741
Before her, I could say any old thing
505
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,243
about the heifers he dated.
506
00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:37,911
Hmm.
507
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:41,882
But when I called your mother
a "hippie dirt woman,"
508
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:44,118
he asked me not to
talk about her like that.
509
00:17:44,153 --> 00:17:45,352
What?
510
00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:48,889
That's how I knew that
hippie dirt woman was special.
511
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,924
So is Olivia.
512
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,260
Well, I'm happy for you,
513
00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:55,196
and I'm glad you told me the truth.
514
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:57,231
- Thanks, Grandma.
- Mm, all right.
515
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,179
Where the hell you think you're going?
516
00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,569
- Oh, I was just gonna go outside and...
- Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh.
517
00:18:01,604 --> 00:18:03,237
You're coming to church with me.
518
00:18:03,272 --> 00:18:05,206
The revival's gonna shake that weed
519
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,273
right out of your soul.
520
00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:08,609
And put on a suit.
You look like a clown.
521
00:18:08,644 --> 00:18:09,977
Come on.
522
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,581
Look, Jack, I'm sorry
I got you in trouble.
523
00:18:14,617 --> 00:18:16,883
Diane, I'm not mad we got caught.
524
00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:19,219
I'm mad that you told me
everyone admired my drip
525
00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:20,921
when all you really needed
was a lookout.
526
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,422
Jack, what are you talking about?
527
00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:23,490
You were part of the team.
528
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,458
The worst part of the team.
529
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,060
The part no one wants.
530
00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:29,562
You invited me because I was
the only sucker who would do it.
531
00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:30,931
No, I invited you
532
00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,833
because you're the only person I trust.
533
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,968
Anyone else would have bailed
when those floodlights hit,
534
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:36,569
but you tried to warn us.
535
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:39,305
It's not your fault that
they had the exits covered.
536
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:40,740
It actually may have been.
537
00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:42,174
I probably shouldn't have Instagrammed
538
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,676
my lookout position.
539
00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:46,345
You know, before I got
my phone taken away,
540
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,281
everyone was texting about
what a great guy you are.
541
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:51,017
Greg Curtis even got your number
542
00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:52,451
so he could invite you
to his next party.
543
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:53,452
Oh.
544
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:54,586
- For real?
- Mm-hmm.
545
00:18:54,622 --> 00:18:56,989
That's so cool.
546
00:18:57,025 --> 00:18:59,091
Oh, God, what am I gonna wear?
547
00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:00,359
Greg's probably going to juvie,
548
00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:02,327
so we got time to figure that out.
549
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,497
Hey, son, you got a second?
550
00:19:07,201 --> 00:19:09,268
I know I came down really hard on you
551
00:19:09,303 --> 00:19:10,302
about the weed thing,
552
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:12,604
but hear me out.
553
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,606
I don't trust that the world is ready
554
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:18,109
to see a Black man smoke weed
without consequences.
555
00:19:18,145 --> 00:19:19,210
I mean, hell,
556
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,846
I get nervous checking
my cellphone on the corner.
557
00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:24,315
No, I... I get it.
558
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,785
I know that people look at me
smoking differently
559
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,319
than if I were my White friends.
560
00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:30,354
That is why I'm extra cautious,
561
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:32,223
but I appreciate you looking out.
562
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,326
If I'm being honest, son...
563
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,562
I'm jealous that you can get high
564
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:39,030
and tune out the world.
565
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:40,165
I mean, I got high,
566
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,800
and I checked all of our
security cameras.
567
00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,401
We got a blind spot in the garage.
568
00:19:43,436 --> 00:19:46,504
Oh, yeah, that sounds like
the opposite of fun.
569
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:47,806
You know, when I'm faded,
570
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:49,707
I like to throw a bunch of
towels in the dryer
571
00:19:49,742 --> 00:19:51,208
and then wrap them around myself
572
00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:52,642
and pretend that I'm in the womb.
573
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:54,377
And that works, huh?
574
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:56,646
Yeah. Never felt safer.
575
00:19:56,682 --> 00:19:59,717
But if it doesn't work for you
and it makes you feel paranoid,
576
00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:01,051
it's just not for you.
577
00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:04,421
Well, son, as long as you're being safe.
578
00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:05,655
You know, I'm...
579
00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:07,424
I'm just happy that you found something
580
00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:10,360
that helps you relax.
581
00:20:10,395 --> 00:20:12,930
And you know if you ever
want to hang out,
582
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,664
we don't have to smoke.
583
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,033
Oh, no, I think I'm gonna need
584
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,334
a little bit of something, though.
585
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:19,036
Hey, you wanna play some "2K"?
586
00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:20,270
Oh, yeah. I'm down.
587
00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:23,340
Just let me, uh, run to
the garage for a second.
588
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,574
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.
589
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,276
Yeah. Yeah. Do that.
590
00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:28,177
Oh! Hey.
591
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:31,070
Let me show you that,
uh, blind spot in the garage.
592
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,282
Why don't you?
593
00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:48,580
What is she doing?
594
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,182
I guess it's true.
595
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,084
A working mother never sleeps.
596
00:20:54,134 --> 00:20:56,434
Is she talking to a pineapple?
597
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:00,571
Oh, honey.
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