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Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man.
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When did "new and improved"
come to mean
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the same thing, huh?
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A lot of times,
the new, improved version
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is somewhat worse
than the original.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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How about the $600
electronic key fob
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versus the ignition key?
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Because I guess this became
just too much for people.
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I don't even know
how to turn that.
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The ignition key
never left you stranded
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because its tiny battery died.
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Who prefers Jefferson Starship
to Jefferson Airplane?
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If you knew that person,
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could you be friends
with that psychopath?
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James Bond.
Meh, straight downhill
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since the late, great
Sean Connery.
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On Bond's current trajectory,
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007 will eventually
be played by
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former secretary of labor
Robert Reich.
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And florescent lights.
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Who thought it was
a good idea to invent lighting
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that makes you ugly no matter
how good looking you are?
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God said, "Let there be light."
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Tommy Edison said,
"I'm on it, boss."
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We should have left it
at that, right?
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Put another way, if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
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Which is why I'm taking
my own advice
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and ending this perfect vlog
right here.
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Baxter out.
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Hey, come on, man.
Listen...
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By all means,
come on in, guys.
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Sorry-sorry, Mike,
but this-this couldn't wait.
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Well, it must be important.
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Let me rephrase that.
Could wait, but I got bored.
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-Didn't feel like waiting.
-Okay. U-Uh, E...
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-Ed's upset because...
-No, no, no, no.
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No, you're upset because
finding a rare classic car
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to restore is hard,
because-- get this--
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they're rare.
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See, I like my barn finds
like my steak:
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medium.
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I understand.
Now here's my proposal.
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Oh, here we go.
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Just like all successful
economic plans,
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you guys need competition
and incentive.
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If this is gonna be one of these
shirt versus skins things,
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I want to be shirt.
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Oh, and we want you to be.
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So I've decided
to spring for a billboard
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for our restoration business.
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Whoever lands the best barn find
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gets their face 50 feet tall.
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Wow. Then you'd have to actually
shrink Joe's head.
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I mean, if you want...
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Listen, I don't care about
any of this stuff.
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When my face
is on that board, Baxter,
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my eyes are gonna follow you
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everywhere you go.
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I'm starting to care
a little bit about it.
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You see, now,
this is what my idea
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was supposed to do, huh?
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Turn you against each other.
All right.
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Iron sharpens iron,
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-that's it.
-Okay, here we go.
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Uh, you know what,
I got this in the bag.
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I used to do aerial
reconnaissance back in Iraq,
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and I just got my drone back
from the shop.
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What happened to it?
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Ironically, I flew it
into a billboard.
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-You do have a plan, don't you?
-Yeah.
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I'm thinking a machine gun
turret and barbed wire
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will prevent people
from coming into the office.
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♪ ♪
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RECEPTIONIST: Ryan, there's
a Mike Baxter here to see you.
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Oh, uh, stall him, okay?
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I got to clean up the office. I
don't want him to do that thing
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-where he just barges in...
-[groans]
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Hello, Mike.
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Hey, buddy. Listen,
I got your, uh, financials
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from Bud's Buds with me
and your mail-in ballot.
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I hope it's not too late.
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Why do you have it?
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You gave it to Vanessa
to give to me to mail.
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She gave it to me. Here.
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Wait.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
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What do you think
of, uh, the new digs?
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The weed business
certainly has changed.
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It used to be buy your weed
from a guy
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you wouldn't
want to be seen with.
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Wow, that hasn't changed.
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Check this out.
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Rocky Mountains.
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Here in Colorado?
When did they move them here?
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That's interesting.
What is that?
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Oh, uh, okay,
so these are the territories.
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Red are the dispensaries,
green are the grow facilities,
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and these circles
are our delivery areas.
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So your drivers
cover this whole area?
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Yeah, actually, it was my idea
to overlap some delivery areas
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-so we could have
maximum coverage... -That's really fascinating.
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Listen... you know what
a barn find is, right?
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Sure, yeah. Old car you find in
a barn or backyard or whatever.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Could your drivers
look for a barn find
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in this area while
they're driving through their,
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you know, pot circles?
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Why?
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Because I asked you to.
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And 'cause
I brought your ballot.
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All right, sure.
I'll help you out.
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-Good.
-But, uh, you know,
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now that I'm a corporate guy...
what's in it for me?
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Uh, how about this?
I won't call you a commie
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-for one week.
-Six months.
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-Three.
-Deal.
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-Weeks.
-All right.
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Fine. But you don't
get to call me socialist
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or snowflake, either, okay?
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Oh, and at least
one family dinner,
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you have to refer to me
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as your rock.
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Does it have to be my family?
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I really have to go, Mark.
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Okay, girl. Dish.
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Yeah. Who's Mark?
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Someone I am not
going to talk to you about.
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That's a dating app.
She's dating someone.
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We're not dating.
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We video chatted a few times.
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Why do you feel like you have
to butt in on my love life?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jen,
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your what life?
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Okay, also,
when have we ever interfered?
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Adam St. Cloud,
Jeremy Thomas, Tyler Gross,
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to name three.
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Then... why stop now?
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When are we getting Mark
over here
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so we can plan our next move?
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Who's Mark?
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Oh, Jen's Internet lover.
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He is not!
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-I haven't even met him yet.
-MANDY: What?
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No, you have to meet him
in person.
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How do you know
what he really looks like?
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Like, what if he has three arms
or a huge growth on the back
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-of his head?
-What if he's...
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justa head?
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You know, in the future,
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we're all gonna be just heads.
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Guys, leave her alone, okay?
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You've seen The Bachelor.
This is her journey.
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Sorry, Mom.
You're right.
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Psych!
Like she's ever been right.
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You guys aren't gonna
drop this, are you?
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No.
Never.
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Fine, I'll meet him!
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But only
so you'll get off my back.
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[sighs]
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I can't wait to tell this story
at her wedding reception.
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You are so romantic.
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I hope in the future,
when we're both just heads,
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-that we're on the same shelf.
-[gasps softly] Oh...
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RYAN:
Perfect timing.
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I've got some good news for you.
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You're moving back to Canada?
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-Oh.
-Hey, hey.
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Who wouldn't want
free health care,
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real maple syrup and
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an abundance
of female singer-songwriters?
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Okay, so, one of my drivers
said he found
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a Shelby Cobra.
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Shelby Cobra?
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That's very rare.
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Is it the original owner?
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Says it's been in his family
the entire time.
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D-Does it run?
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Mm, let me find out.
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Remember who did this for you.
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Uh, no.
Sorry.
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It does not run.
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That's good.
No, that's actually great news.
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I can get it for a better price.
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Forget the crack
I said about Canada.
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-KRISTIN: Hmm.
-Uh, hey, you're my rock.
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No, no, no, does not count.
Has to be at a dinner.
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[laughs]
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All right, have your driver
take a picture of it, okay?
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And then get it to me, and I
want to rub Joe's face in this.
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-Okay, you got it.
-Hey, listen, thanks very much.
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Good job.
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Look at that.
You made my dad happy.
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There's a first time
for everything.
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Yeah, well,
get used to it, baby.
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Don't... talk like that.
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Hello, Michael.
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We're not
on a first-name basis, Joe.
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Okay, Mr. Baxter.
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I got an e-mail from an old
car mechanic buddy of mine.
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He told me about a car
that's gonna make this face
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billboard bound.
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You sound like you're pretty
confident of this car, Joe.
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Hey, do my cats like to sleep
in my bed? [chuckles]
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He sent me pictures--
it's beautiful, and...
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the old lady's looking to sell.
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All right, let's make this
a little more interesting.
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If I win, you got to wear
a collar that shocks you
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every time
you walk through that door.
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And if I win, you got to listen
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to the entire
country-western music album
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-that I wrote and performed.
-Done.
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-Got it, got it, yeah.
-Hey.
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Uh, so, bit of bad news.
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[chuckles]:
But also... it's kind of funny.
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What's the bad news?
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So, my driver didn't find
a Shelby Cobra,
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he found a cobra named Shelby.
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That's... horrible news,
and that's not funny.
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That's right.
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It's hilarious!
[laughs]
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I mean, I guess
I just should've known better.
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This guy's the company cutup.
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He's always pulling
these pranks.
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I was pulling a prank
a minute ago with Joe
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[chuckles]:
saying that I'd listen to this country music album he wrote.
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Nice try, Baxter.
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♪ Tumbleweeds, keep a-tumblin'♪
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♪ Down the road, down the road,
down the road, down the road♪
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♪ Tumbleweeds...♪
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♪
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-Morning.
-Hey, good morning.
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Before we get started,
let me ask you a question.
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Where do you even find
pink dress shirts?
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It's salmon.
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I don't know if you know this
or not, but that's not better.
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I love our little chats
about fashion, Baxter.
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We should do this more often.
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So, how's your barn find
competition coming?
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[sighs]:
Oh, not so great.
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I lost my drone again.
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-Apparently, eagles find it hot.
-Huh.
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I was hoping
you'd find something.
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Joe's got a lead,
and I might have made
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a little side bet with him.
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Ah. Must be pretty bad.
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Yeah.
♪ Tumbleweed, keep stumblin'.♪
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Oh, God.
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You have to listen to the album?
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That's right.
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You've got to hack
his e-mail for me.
251
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,098
All the information's on there
about the car,
252
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,534
the location, the price.
253
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,405
I got to know
if it's the real deal,
254
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,103
whether it's worth
me stealing it from him.
255
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,974
[chuckles]:
Ah, oh.
256
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:48,892
Oh, well, this is
an interesting situation.
257
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:52,548
You find yourself in need
of my computer expertise,
258
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,247
and I find myself in need
of your parking spot.
259
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,423
My parking spot? What does that
have to do with anything?
260
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:02,123
-It's right next to yours.
-Yes, but I like yourparking spot.
261
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,256
-Okay. Take my spot.
-[laughs]
262
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,345
Just hack his damn e-mail.
What happened to honor?
263
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,999
Well, wait. Just to be clear.
264
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,045
Now, I get the parking spot
265
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,482
just for getting you
into his work e-mail--
266
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,484
is that correct?
267
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,268
That is correct.
268
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,966
[chuckles]
All right, so...
269
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,446
I'm gonna take a little break,
run a few errands,
270
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,927
and I'm gonna leave this notepad
which may or may not have
271
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,843
a certain someone's password
written on it.
272
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:35,156
"Mike Baxter's great."
273
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,245
That's weird.
274
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,161
♪ ♪
275
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,250
It feels so good
to be inspiring young love.
276
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,991
Yeah.
277
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,557
I see their wedding
as-as, like, an outdoor thing
278
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,951
but, like, tasteful,
with canvas tents
279
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,302
and Shetland ponies
wearing tuxedos.
280
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,741
I think I want
to be the best man.
281
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,351
And the minister--
282
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:59,180
who plays bass
in the wedding band.
283
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,313
Ooh, that day
is gonna be exhausting.
284
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,620
Hey. What are you guys
talking about?
285
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,318
Oh, Jen's out on a real-life,
in-person date with Mark.
286
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,755
We made her do it.
287
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,278
[sighs]
I wish you wouldn't do that.
288
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:13,411
Meddling in someone's love life
never ends well.
289
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:16,371
Uh, freshman year you told
Alex Irvine's mom that I had
290
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,765
the flu and I couldn't go
to homecoming with her son.
291
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,680
Mandy, you had the flu.
292
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,858
-Oh. Hey, how was it?
-[gasps]
293
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,208
Start at the very beginning.
294
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,210
What was he wearing?
What were you wearing?
295
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,907
Oh, that. You look cute.
296
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,781
It was terrible.
297
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,826
Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
298
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,741
Uh... Look, I'm comforting Jen
right now.
299
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,308
I will get to you two later.
300
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,005
What happened?
301
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:45,748
He smelled.
His body odor was unbearable.
302
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,795
He was like a rotten egg
in a cabbage factory
303
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,448
on top of a sulfur mine.
304
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,932
Other than the smell,
how was he?
305
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,892
I hope you're happy.
306
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:03,113
Now, thanks to you,
I am never gonna see Mark again.
307
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,902
To the couch.
308
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,828
Yeah.
309
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,960
Damn, it's a 409.
310
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,136
Hello, billboard.
311
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,705
Hello, flathead.
312
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,272
What are you doing
in front of my car?
313
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,100
What are you doing
in the back of my car?
314
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,929
Seriously, Baxter. I had to pull
a lot of favors to get this tip.
315
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,408
Well, maybe you should change
your e-mail password
316
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,497
to "Mike Baxter sucks."
317
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,630
I tried that,
but it's already taken.
318
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,633
Hey, where do you get off
hacking my e-mail anyway?
319
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,288
Your e-mail? I'm Outdoor Man,
Outdoor Man computer,
320
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,072
Outdoor Man e-mail.
Do the math, buddy.
321
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,335
Do the math. Huh?
322
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,077
Can I help you boys?
323
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,427
Um, I'm sorry for intruding.
I really am.
324
00:12:56,514 --> 00:13:00,040
My name is Mike Baxter, and
I restore cars just like this.
325
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,869
-You know, I restore cars, also.
-You'll have to forgive my dad.
326
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,740
He just repeats
everything I say.
327
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,090
I understand you're looking
for somebody
328
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,483
to take this off your hands.
329
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,615
Well, I wouldn't sell
to just anybody.
330
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,313
[chuckles]
331
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,837
This car belonged
to my late sister.
332
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,708
Okay, first of all,
that man is a liar.
333
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,537
Secondly, I was best friends
with your sister.
334
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,669
MIKE:
Knock it off. Knock it off.
335
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,759
He's never even met a woman.
336
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,240
Nobody will take better care
of this car than me.
337
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,894
Well, yeah, you know,
338
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,547
maybe I ought to move it off
the property.
339
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,680
-There you go.
-My neighbor saw
340
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,683
a Black man snooping
around earlier today.
341
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,511
Oh, but don't worry. No, no, no.
342
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,993
She called the police
and they took him away.
343
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,083
Was this man by chance
wearing a-a pink shirt?
344
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,258
No.
345
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,915
No, it was definitely salmon.
346
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,880
Maybe it's not him.
347
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,013
Well, he's not answering
his phone.
348
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,797
Why would they arrest Chuck?
He's Chuck.
349
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,496
Hey, boys, how are
the barn finds coming, eh?
350
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,368
Not a good time right now, Ed.
351
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,805
So much for
"iron sharpens iron," huh?
352
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,721
You know, you guys need a swift
kick in the ass to win this.
353
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,940
Chuck got arrested.
354
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,811
What for?
355
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,596
Well, most likely doing exactly
what Joe and I were doing.
356
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,947
We were looking at some
old lady's car in her driveway.
357
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,732
I mean, why would they arrest
Chuck for that and not us?
358
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,344
-Because he's Black.
-What?
359
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:31,392
You are aware that Chuck
is a Black man, right?
360
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,134
I know that. I'm not an idiot.
361
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,050
In fact, he told me that
the first day we met.
362
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:39,879
In-in confidence.
363
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,665
-It just never ends.
-I know.
364
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,059
-Remember Jamal?
-Yeah.
365
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,191
-What happened to him?
-He was an intern.
366
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,063
Said he was uncomfortable
367
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,152
handing out flyers
in certain neighborhoods.
368
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,328
I-I told him
he was being paranoid.
369
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,895
Until he was detained.
370
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,809
I blame myself for that.
371
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,291
Yeah, it's too bad you couldn't
cure racism all by yourself, Ed.
372
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,771
But I should've listened to him.
373
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,252
Guys, Chuck's on his way up.
374
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,950
-Well, I am gonna get
to the bottom of this. -No, no.
375
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,604
I want the name
of that arresting officer.
376
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,345
I'll have him writing
speeding tickets to snowboarders
377
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,434
till he retires.
378
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,565
I know what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna listen,
379
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,132
like you should have.
380
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,181
Hey, Baxter, I'm gonna need you
to move your junker, man.
381
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,183
-You're parked in my spot.
-Will do.
382
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,274
[stammers]
383
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,627
-Who told you?
-So it's true?
384
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,455
What the hell'd you do
to get arrested?
385
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,804
Was it the pink shirt?
386
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,807
I didn't do anything.
387
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:42,332
The cops got a report of
a suspicious person in the area.
388
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:46,902
I didn't have my I.D.,
so... they put me in handcuffs,
389
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,209
took me downtown
to verify my identity,
390
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,862
then they let me go.
391
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,647
Well, that's crazy.
I mean, I leave my house
392
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,388
all the time without an I.D.
393
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,216
Really?
394
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,045
Well, what a magical world
you live in.
395
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,569
Oh, please, Joe, tell me more.
396
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:02,962
I can't believe
this happened to you.
397
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,181
I mean, you're, you're Chuck.
398
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,835
Could we give it a rest, guys?
399
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,490
I'm just trying to understand.
400
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,406
Yeah, and I want you
to understand, man.
401
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,409
I just don't want
to have to be the one
402
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:19,979
to help you process
what I'm going through.
403
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,939
That's never gonna happen.
404
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,291
You're mad because
this happened to me,
405
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,860
but this kind of thing
happens every day
406
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,384
to somebody else's Chuck.
407
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:38,084
I'm not the exception,
I'm the rule.
408
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,960
[clears throat] I'm glad
I listened this time, Mikey.
409
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,049
Me, too.
410
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:52,446
And I'm really glad I don't have
to listen to your album.
411
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,974
[sighs]
Your mom was right all along.
412
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455
We shouldn't have butted
into Jen's business.
413
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,588
Or we didn't butt in enough.
414
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,854
Oh, I like that better.
415
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,421
We could fix this.
416
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,293
Body odor doesn't have
to be a deal breaker.
417
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,338
Right. I mean, it's what the
cologne industry is built on.
418
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,688
Not to mention Big Soap.
419
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,778
Oh, lookie here.
420
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:24,478
Jen left her computer open. Huh.
421
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,654
I wonder if Mark is on...
422
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,308
Oh, we can't do this.
Are we doing this?
423
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,136
-[line ringing]
-Oh, we're really doing this.
424
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,488
-[computer chimes]
-Hi, Mark.
425
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,359
KYLE:
Hi, buddy.
426
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,319
Hi? Who are you?
427
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,538
Uh, I'm Mandy and this is Kyle.
428
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,237
Y... W-We're part
of Jen's American family.
429
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,803
What's going on?
430
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:49,111
Well, uh,
this isn't easy to say,
431
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,809
so I'm just gonna do it
like they do in the commercials.
432
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,160
Are you struggling
with body odor?
433
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,163
Excuse me?
434
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,296
Uh, it's pretty bad,
according to Jen.
435
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,429
She says ya stink.
436
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,563
Uh, b-but we can fix that.
You just need to shower more,
437
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,826
focusing on the parts of
the body that are the smelliest.
438
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,873
Kyle, why don't you tell him
how you shower?
439
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,963
I'd be delighted.
440
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,834
Stop.
441
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,576
How would Jen know if I smell?
I've never met her.
442
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,709
-What?
-What are you doing?
443
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,494
Why are you talking to Mark?
Hi, Mark.
444
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,149
He says he never met you.
445
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,759
I haven't.
446
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,501
Why did you tell
these people I smell?
447
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,678
That guy was gonna
show me how to wash.
448
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,986
Okay, funny story.
449
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,467
They kept bugging me
about meeting you,
450
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,991
and you don't know them,
but they're really annoying,
451
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,733
so I made up a story
so they'd leave me alone.
452
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,996
We'll laugh about this later.
453
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:54,133
Mark? Mark?
454
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,178
I can't believe you called him.
455
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,832
Well, I can't believe
you lied to us.
456
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,355
Yeah, and telling us he smelled.
457
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,315
And I was gonna play bass
at your wedding.
458
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,622
Why can't you just
leave me alone?
459
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,885
Don't you have jobs and a child?
460
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,106
Where does all
this excess energy come from?
461
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,457
It comes from love.
We love love.
462
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:18,896
Well, I would love
if you stayed out of my love!
463
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,464
So you admit you love him.
464
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,989
Well, I guess we learned
a valuable lesson
465
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,167
about butting into people's
romantic lives.
466
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,299
We have to be a lot sneakier.
467
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,349
MIKE [over computer]:
Put another way, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
468
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,133
Which is why I'm taking
my own advice
469
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,744
and ending this perfect vlog
right here.
470
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,529
Baxter out.
471
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,227
Why do you keep watching that
over and over again?
472
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,621
I'm thinking about going
in another direction.
473
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,145
Ah. Is this about
what happened to Chuck?
474
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,626
Yeah. I think
I want to vlog about
475
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,932
what happens when
you find out something is broke,
476
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,805
but you don't know
how to fix it.
477
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,807
Hmm.
478
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,082
[computer chimes]
479
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,301
Hello, Mark.
480
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,738
What's with you people?
481
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,089
No, not people. I'm Vanessa.
482
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:25,093
You're not gonna show me
how to wash, are you?
483
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,051
‘Cause that'd be cool.
484
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:34,102
Uh, no, no. L-Look, I-I actually
just, uh, wanted to apologize
485
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,539
for my daughter and her husband.
486
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,673
They can't seem to mind
their own business.
487
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,763
Uh-huh. It can run in families.
488
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,374
Oh, no. No, no.
I-I mean, I'm not meddling.
489
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,768
[chuckles]:
I-I just want to right a wrong.
490
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,640
Uh, look,
y-you shouldn't cut Jen off
491
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,077
just because of
what Mandy and Kyle did.
492
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,905
I'm sensitive, and I need to be
493
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,560
with somebody else
who's sensitive.
494
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,650
Like you obviously are
for doing this.
495
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,915
Uh, well, uh, that-that's sweet,
496
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,134
but we're not talking
about me right now.
497
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,744
We're talking about Jen.
498
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,007
We could be talking about you.
499
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Are you, are you hitting on me?
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[laughs]
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Is it working... Vanessa?
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Uh, bye-bye, Stenchy.
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Ugh. Jen, you are not dating
boys anymore!
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