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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,040 2 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:05,528 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,080 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY 4 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:08,601 CARTOON NETWORK 5 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:47,870 GOTTA RUN. 6 00:00:47,933 --> 00:00:48,873 GOTTA RUN. 7 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:49,933 GOTTA RUN. 8 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,677 [ GASPS ] 9 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:53,431 GIVE UP, TOMMY. 10 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,380 - YOU ARE JUST DELAYING THE - INEVITABLE. 11 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:56,827 GOTTA RUN SOME MORE! 12 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,770 GOTTA RUN SOME MORE! 13 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,313 [ WHIMPERING ] 14 00:01:00,334 --> 00:01:01,834 RUN FASTER! 15 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,930 RUN FASTER! 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,530 AAH! 17 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,130 OOF! 18 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,730 OH! 19 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,100 [ GASPS ] 20 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,973 FOR THE LAST TIME... 21 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:13,233 GET YOUR GRIMY BUTT BACK HOME! 22 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,540 MOM SAYS YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN 23 00:01:14,568 --> 00:01:15,828 THE TUB NOW! 24 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,910 - >> BUT I DON'T WANNA TAKE A - BATH. 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,490 WELL, RUNNING AWAY'S NOT THE 26 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:21,028 WAY TO DEAL WITH IT. 27 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,180 AND COVER YOURSELF UP, FOR 28 00:01:22,201 --> 00:01:23,301 PETE'S SAKE. 29 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:24,437 DO YOU WANT EVERYONE IN THE 30 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:25,568 WORLD TO SEE YOU NAKED OR 31 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:26,803 SOMETHING? 32 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:28,387 [ LAUGHTER, JEERING ] 33 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:29,968 [ Chanting ] TAKE A BATH! 34 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:31,103 TAKE A BATH! 35 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:32,497 OH, MAN. 36 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:34,227 TAKE A BATH! 37 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,280 - >> I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T - WANNA, I DON'T WANNA! 38 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,600 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA. 39 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:38,887 SO, GET IN THAT TUB NOW AND 40 00:01:38,918 --> 00:01:40,168 DON'T YOU COME OUT TILL YOU'RE 41 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,833 SPRINKLY, SPARKLY CLEAN! 42 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,530 OHHHH. 43 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,600 I DON'T HEAR ANY SPLASHING! 44 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:49,157 YOU HAD BETTER BE IN THAT WATER, 45 00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:50,695 TOMMY GILLIGAN. 46 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:53,167 NEVER! 47 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:54,743 SO HELP ME, IF I HAVE TO COME 48 00:01:54,768 --> 00:01:56,298 IN THERE, I'M GONNA SCRUB YOU 49 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,537 - WITH A CHEESE GRATER, YOU LITTLE - MUNCHKIN! 50 00:01:58,633 --> 00:01:59,533 OKAY, GRANDMA. 51 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,480 - JUST DON'T COME IN... - WAAH! 52 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:03,807 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 53 00:02:03,835 --> 00:02:06,095 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 54 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:11,867 N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 55 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:14,303 AAH! 56 00:02:18,733 --> 00:02:20,543 [ MOANING ] 57 00:02:20,568 --> 00:02:22,398 ARE YOU OKAY, KID? 58 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:23,967 SPEAK TO ME, DARN IT! 59 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:25,013 [ COUGHS ] 60 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:26,034 OHHH. 61 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,200 HUH? 62 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:28,697 [ SAILORS MUTTERING ] 63 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:31,733 WHERE AM I? 64 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,610 WHY, YOU'RE ON BOARD THE 65 00:02:34,635 --> 00:02:37,265 S.S. STINKYPANTS. 66 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:42,333 [ Yodeling ] WAH-HOO-HOO! 67 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,570 GO AHEAD. 68 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:44,933 PULL IT. 69 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,610 [ FARTS ] 70 00:02:46,635 --> 00:02:48,265 [ ALL LAUGHING ] 71 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,613 - >> [ Imitating Captain Kirk ] - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 72 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,330 CAPTAIN ON THE DECK! 73 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,370 WHY HAS THE SHIP STOPPED? 74 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,363 WE FOUND ANOTHER BOY DRIFTING 75 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,334 IN THE BATHWATER, SIR. 76 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,270 HE WAS ALMOST... 77 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,403 CLEAN. 78 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,287 [ ALL GASP ] 79 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:05,168 BUT WE GOT HIM OUT JUST IN TIME. 80 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,303 TIME? 81 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:08,187 TIME IS SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE, 82 00:03:08,218 --> 00:03:10,068 DR. MUDCOY. 83 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:12,243 SHE'S RIGHT ON OUR TAIL, AND SHE 84 00:03:12,268 --> 00:03:14,398 WILL NOT REST UNTIL I, 85 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:17,187 CAPTAIN JAMES P. DIRT, AND ALL 86 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:19,968 OF YOU BOYS ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN! 87 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,833 UM, EXCUSE ME. 88 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,270 WHO'S "SHE"? 89 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,033 WHO IS "SHE"? 90 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,570 WHO... ARE... YOU? 91 00:03:27,633 --> 00:03:29,793 I AM THE JUSTICE THAT BRINGS 92 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,998 JUSTICE TO THE JUSTICELESS KIDS 93 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,297 NEEDING JUSTICE! 94 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,727 I AM THE WHISPER THAT MAKES YOU 95 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:38,131 SAY, "WHOA. NICE HAT." 96 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,700 I AM THE TOMMY! 97 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:41,307 [ HORN BLARES ] 98 00:03:41,335 --> 00:03:42,895 [ Laughing ] HEY, YOU CAN SEE 99 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:43,867 THAT KID'S BUTT! 100 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,473 [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,227 ♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE 102 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,890 ♪ ALL WHITE AND SHINY 103 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:51,528 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 104 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,030 THAT'LL DO. 105 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,130 JEEZ. 106 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,940 - WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU - BOYS, ANYWAY? 107 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,797 HERE, KID, COVER YOURSELF UP. 108 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:58,897 I'M NOT RUNNING A NUDIST COLONY. 109 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,227 MR. SLOP, ALL CREW MEMBERS TO 110 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:01,531 STATIONS. 111 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,940 - I DON'T WANT HER CATCHING UP TO - US. 112 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,683 MR. PEEYOO, FULL SPEED AHEAD, 113 00:04:05,701 --> 00:04:07,371 AND STEER CLEAR OF THAT FOG OF 114 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:08,633 SOAP BUBBLES TO PORT. 115 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,600 HEY! 116 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:12,467 YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHO "SHE" IS. 117 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:14,043 MAYBE THE TOMMY CAN HELP YOU 118 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:15,598 DEFEAT HER. 119 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:16,597 DEFEAT HER? 120 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:17,597 OH, BOY! 121 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:18,687 [ SQUAWKS ] 122 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:19,768 YOU CAN'T DEFEAT HER. 123 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,883 - YOU CAN ONLY RUN FROM HER, YOU - FOOL. 124 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,267 AHOY, CAPTAIN! 125 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:27,733 THAR SHE QUACKS! 126 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,670 QUAAAAACK! 127 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:32,993 [ GASPS ] 128 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:34,298 MOBY-DUCK! 129 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,227 QUAAAACK! 130 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:37,440 ALL HANDS TO 131 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:38,628 RUN-LIKE-COWARDS STATIONS. 132 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,740 - MR. PEEYOO, ENGAGE SCAREDY-CAT - DRIVE. 133 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,843 - SPOTTY, I NEED SOME WARP-FACTOR - RUN, NOW! 134 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:44,263 [ Scottish accent ] I'M 135 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,634 GIVING HER ALL I CAN, CAPTAIN, 136 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,460 BUT IT'LL TAKE AT LEAST FIVE 137 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:49,265 MINUTES TO REACH THAT SPEED! 138 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,873 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 139 00:04:50,933 --> 00:04:52,933 IT'S JUST A BIG, DUMB RUBBER... 140 00:04:52,951 --> 00:04:54,971 QUAAACK! 141 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,243 [ ALL YELLING ] 142 00:04:56,268 --> 00:04:57,498 WHOA! 143 00:04:57,567 --> 00:04:59,467 OH, HELP ME! 144 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,733 I'M GETTING CLEAN! 145 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,700 QUAAACK! 146 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,127 CAPTAIN, SHE'S SWINGING 147 00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:06,531 AROUND FOR ANOTHER ATTACK! 148 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,580 - WE CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER HIT LIKE - THAT! 149 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,667 QUICK! 150 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,100 EVERYBODY HIDE! 151 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:13,127 [ ALL YELLING ] 152 00:05:13,151 --> 00:05:15,131 OH, FORGET YOU GUYS. 153 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:15,930 HUH? 154 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,330 TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 155 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,260 SEEING IF A DUCK WANTS TO 156 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:22,165 PLAY CHICKEN. 157 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:22,933 GET IT? 158 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,270 DUCK... CHICKEN? 159 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,143 - [ LAUGHING ] - OH, WOW. 160 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:28,333 I GOTTA TELL HOAGIE THAT ONE. 161 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,170 SWEET MOTHER OF DIRT! 162 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:31,703 HE'S GONNA RAM HER! 163 00:05:31,767 --> 00:05:33,187 WE'LL ALL BE DUNKED IN THE 164 00:05:33,218 --> 00:05:34,668 BATHWATER! 165 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:36,733 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 166 00:05:36,751 --> 00:05:38,771 QUAAAAAAACK! 167 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,267 AAAAAH! 168 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,463 [ GRUNTS ] 169 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:46,634 [ ALL YELLING ] 170 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,070 WHOA! 171 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:53,033 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 172 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,730 QUAAAAAAAACK! 173 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,370 QUAAAAACK! 174 00:05:57,433 --> 00:05:58,833 QUACK. 175 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,800 QUAAAACK. 176 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:01,107 [ SQUEAKS ] 177 00:06:01,135 --> 00:06:02,395 [ Softly ] QUAAACK. 178 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:03,937 [ RAPID SQUEAKING ] 179 00:06:03,968 --> 00:06:05,468 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 180 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,873 YOU DID IT, TOMMY. 181 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,803 OH, IT WAS NOTHING. 182 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:11,097 JUST ANOTHER DAY SAVED BY... 183 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:12,167 THE TOMMY! 184 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,690 [ HORN BLARES ] 185 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:15,228 CHEEKS AHOY! 186 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,390 [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,528 OHH. 188 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,930 ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! 189 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,430 CAN'T YOU LITTLE MONGRELS LAUGH 190 00:06:20,451 --> 00:06:21,901 AT ANYTHING ELSE? 191 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,297 HONESTLY. 192 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:24,707 YOU KNOW, TOMMY, THE SENIOR 193 00:06:24,735 --> 00:06:26,095 OFFICERS AND I ARE HAVING DINNER 194 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,297 IN MY CABIN TONIGHT. 195 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:28,767 WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG. 196 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:29,773 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 197 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,473 I'D SAY... 198 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:33,703 THIS STINKS. 199 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:35,187 [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:06:35,218 --> 00:06:36,668 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASH DISHES 201 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:38,203 WITHOUT SOAP AND WATER? 202 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,467 SOAP AND WATER? 203 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,033 NOT ON MY SHIP, BUSTER. 204 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,440 - JUST DIG IN THERE WITH YOUR - FINGERNAILS, AND THAT CHICKEN 205 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:44,827 FAT WILL RUB RIGHT OFF. 206 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,530 NOW, THEN, MR. SLOP, ENLIGHTEN 207 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,201 US AS TO OUR TACTICAL SITUATION. 208 00:06:48,267 --> 00:06:49,827 LESS THAN IDEAL, CAPTAIN. 209 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,530 BASED ON OUR COURSE, IT APPEARS 210 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:53,201 MOBY-DUCK IS TRYING TO FORCE 211 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:54,827 THIS SHIP TOWARDS A DEAD END. 212 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,470 THE OTHER END OF THE TUB?! 213 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:58,383 WE'LL BE SUCKED DOWN THE GREAT 214 00:06:58,401 --> 00:07:00,271 DRAIN FOR SURE IF WE GO THERE! 215 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,813 THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE JIG IS 216 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,334 UP, BOYS. 217 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,610 THERE'S JUST NOWHERE LEFT TO 218 00:07:04,635 --> 00:07:05,865 RUN. 219 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:08,903 SO, DON'T RUN! 220 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,307 WELL, WALKING'S NOT GONNA 221 00:07:10,335 --> 00:07:11,695 HELP US, KID. 222 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:13,927 I MEAN, DON'T RUN AWAY! 223 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,513 MY BIG BROTHER ONCE TOLD ME THAT 224 00:07:16,534 --> 00:07:19,034 RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE WAY TO 225 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,600 DEAL WITH THINGS. 226 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,507 SO I SAY, LET'S NOT RUN FROM 227 00:07:22,535 --> 00:07:24,395 THAT DUMB DUCK. 228 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:26,297 LET'S FIGHT IT INSTEAD! 229 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:27,927 FIGHT MOBY-DUCK? 230 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,230 HE'S CRAZY! 231 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,000 LET'S THROW HIM OVERBOARD! 232 00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:31,567 ENOUGH! 233 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:33,003 TOMMY'S RIGHT. 234 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:35,287 IF WE OUTSMARTED THAT DUCK ONCE, 235 00:07:35,318 --> 00:07:37,568 THEN, BY ALL THAT'S FILTHY, WE 236 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:38,903 CAN DO IT AGAIN. 237 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:40,907 AND I'M TIRED OF RUNNING, 238 00:07:40,935 --> 00:07:42,895 TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY 239 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:44,727 WONDERING IF THIS IS THE DAY I'M 240 00:07:44,751 --> 00:07:46,531 SCRUBBED CLEAN. 241 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,730 WELL, NO MORE. 242 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 TOMORROW... 243 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:52,467 WE ROAST THAT DUCK! 244 00:07:52,533 --> 00:07:53,803 ROAST THE DUCK! 245 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:55,467 ROAST THE DUCK! 246 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:57,533 [ Chanting ] ROAST THE DUCK! 247 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,930 ROAST THE DUCK! 248 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,370 ROAST THE DUCK! 249 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:03,603 ROAST THE DUCK! 250 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,530 QUACK! 251 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,770 QUAAAAAAAAAACK!! 252 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:25,203 N-O-O-O-O-O-OW! 253 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,987 [ ALL YELLING ] 254 00:08:27,018 --> 00:08:28,768 GET THE DUCK! 255 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,333 TAKE THIS, YOU MISERABLE 256 00:08:30,351 --> 00:08:31,871 MALLARD! 257 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:32,933 QUAAAACK! 258 00:08:32,967 --> 00:08:34,027 NOW, TOMMY! 259 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,300 NOW, DR. MUDCOY! 260 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:37,127 DARN IT, JIM... I'M A DOCTOR, 261 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:38,931 NOT A DUCK HUNTER! 262 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,200 JUST DO IT! 263 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:41,727 [ GRUNTS ] 264 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:43,231 [ GRUNTS ] 265 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,670 QUAACK! 266 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,903 QUAAACK! 267 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:46,967 QUACK! 268 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:49,333 QUACK, QUAACK! 269 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,380 [ ALL CHEERING ] 270 00:08:50,401 --> 00:08:51,401 QUACK! 271 00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:52,697 KEEP ROWING, BOYS. 272 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,227 WE'LL SEND HER DOWN THE GREAT 273 00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:55,731 DRAIN! 274 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,270 NOT... 275 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,833 WITHOUT... 276 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,330 YOU! 277 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,710 [ GASPS ] 278 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:03,065 MUH-MUH-MUH... 279 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:04,133 MOM? 280 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,957 THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN, 281 00:09:05,985 --> 00:09:07,795 JIMMY! 282 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,457 AFTER 36 YEARS, YOU ARE TAKING A 283 00:09:10,485 --> 00:09:13,095 BATH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I 284 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:14,267 DO! 285 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,993 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 286 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:17,698 NO, MOM! 287 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:18,597 NO! 288 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:19,527 I DON'T WANNA! 289 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,440 - [ CRYING ] - >> COME ON! 290 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:23,403 WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THE CAPTAIN! 291 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,937 [ ALL YELLING ] 292 00:09:24,968 --> 00:09:26,468 HELP ME, TOMMY. 293 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,333 I DON'T WANT TO BE UNSTINKY! 294 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,530 ROW! 295 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,200 ROW! 296 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,387 [ GRUNTING IN UNISON ] 297 00:09:34,418 --> 00:09:36,568 IT'S WORKING! 298 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:39,673 KEEP ROWING!! 299 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:42,173 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 300 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,933 [ GRUNTING ] 301 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,671 HANG... ON! 302 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,293 [ STRAINING ] 303 00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:50,898 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 304 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:51,997 HANG... 305 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,097 AAH! 306 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,907 HEY, LOOK... YOU CAN SEE 307 00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:56,695 TOMMY'S TUSHY! 308 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,427 [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:00,131 ♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE 310 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,840 ♪ ALL BRIGHT AND SHINY 311 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,528 KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IMBECILES! 312 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,840 KEEP ROWING, OR WE'RE ALL 313 00:10:05,868 --> 00:10:08,128 DOOMED! 314 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,390 LOOKS LIKE A FULL MOON 315 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:10,628 TONIGHT! 316 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,910 [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:10:11,935 --> 00:10:13,165 OHH! 318 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,333 YOU, THERE! 319 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,140 YOU PUT SOME PANTS ON THIS 320 00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:17,928 INSTANT, YOUNG MAN! 321 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 322 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:20,997 AAH! 323 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,627 AAAAAAH! 324 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:25,000 N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 325 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:28,567 SO WARM AND SOAPY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y! 326 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,193 [ WATER BUBBLING ] 327 00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:31,798 NOW WE'RE CAUGHT IN THE 328 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:33,427 WHIRLPOOL! 329 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,430 WHOA! 330 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,870 OHHHHHHHHH! 331 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:40,473 AAAAAAAH! 332 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,193 [ WHIMPERING ] 333 00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:43,898 TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN 334 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:44,897 THERE? 335 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,577 YOU HAD BETTER BE WASHING, YOUNG 336 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,231 MAN! 337 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,500 NEVER!! 338 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,057 [ SQUEAK ] 339 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,595 [ SQUAWKS ] 340 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:55,027 YOU LITTLE RUNT! 341 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,730 DO I HAVE TO COME IN THERE? 342 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,130 IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA. 343 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,030 I'M WASHING. 344 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,300 JUST DON'T COME IN! 345 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:03,997 THE TOMMY BATHES ALONE! 346 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,127 HAH! 347 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,200 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 348 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,000 KIDS NEXT DOOR... S.T.O.R.K. 349 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,257 SPEEDILY TRANSPORTS OPERATIVES 350 00:11:35,285 --> 00:11:37,495 RESCUING KIDDIES. 351 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,497 ALL RIGHT, TEAM. 352 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,927 LISTEN UP. 353 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,480 MY SUSPICIONS HAVE RECENTLY BEEN 354 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,001 CONFIRMED... BABIES DON'T JUST 355 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,727 MAGICALLY APPEAR IN HOSPITALS. 356 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,260 THEY ARE SYSTEMATICALLY 357 00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:47,765 KIDNAPPED BY EVIL ADULTS AND 358 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,213 THEN PLACED IN SO-CALLED 359 00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:50,634 NURSERIES, WHERE THEY'RE 360 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,040 SUBJECTED TO INSIDIOUS 361 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,428 EXPERIMENTS, TURNING THEM 362 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,080 DIRECTLY INTO ADULTS AND 363 00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:56,701 TERMINATING THEIR ONLY CHANCE AT 364 00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,127 GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD. 365 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,110 SO, IT'S UP TO US TO LIBERATE 366 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:02,065 THESE BABIES FROM THE INSIDIOUS 367 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,603 ADULT LABORATORIES. 368 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,487 [ HUMMING ] 369 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,368 WOW! 370 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,773 HOLD ON, KIDS. 371 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:10,833 YOU CAN'T JUST GO... 372 00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:11,871 OHH! 373 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:12,633 OH! 374 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,830 DR. LUMPKINS, LINE ONE. 375 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,590 [ ALL YELLING ] 376 00:12:17,618 --> 00:12:19,328 HEY, WHAT'S THE... 377 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,810 [ GRUNTS ] 378 00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:26,265 [ GRUNTING ] 379 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,843 [ GRUNTS ] 380 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,398 THAT DOES IT FOR CROWD CONTROL. 381 00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,527 WHAT'S GOING ON? 382 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,310 NUMBUH 2, PREPARE FOR BABY 383 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,065 LIBERATION IN T-MINUS 10 384 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,003 SECONDS. 385 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,467 HELLO! 386 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,527 GET ALONG, LITTLE BABIES! 387 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,000 YEE-HAW! 388 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,167 WHEEE! 389 00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,003 [ BELCHES ] 390 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,130 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 391 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,730 OH, MAN! 392 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,160 WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT THE STINKY 393 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,565 BABIES IN MY ROOM? 394 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,033 WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE 395 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,471 SACRIFICES IN THE WAR AGAINST 396 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,173 ADULT TYRANNY, NUMBUH 4. 397 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,773 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 398 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,563 YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WENT AHEAD AND 399 00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,334 DID THAT BABY MISSION? 400 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,300 BUT THEY WERE KIDDY-NAPPED! 401 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,507 THOSE BABIES WEREN'T 402 00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,695 KIDNAPPED. 403 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,427 WELL, EXCEPT BY YOU GUYS. 404 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,680 BABIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN 405 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:21,901 HOSPITALS! 406 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,607 WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY 407 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,295 MORE OF YOUR INSANE THEORIES, 408 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:25,897 NUMBUH 5. 409 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,327 LOOK. 410 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,040 MY OLDER BROTHER HAS A COUPLE OF 411 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,728 KIDS, AND THEY WERE BORN IN A 412 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,170 HOSPITAL. 413 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,983 BESIDES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 414 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,771 WITH A BUNCH OF BABIES, ANYWAY? 415 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,793 WELL, ONCE NUMBUH 2 FINISHES 416 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,798 FORGING THEIR NEW IDENTITIES, 417 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,637 THESE BABIES WILL BE SET FREE 418 00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:43,468 AND INTEGRATED BACK INTO KID 419 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,773 SOCIETY. 420 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,063 THAT WAY, THEY'LL BE FREE TO 421 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,334 EXPERIENCE ALL THE FUN OF 422 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,830 KID-DOM, INSTEAD OF BEING A 423 00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:50,301 SLAVE TO THE AGE-CHANGING 424 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,527 EXPERIMENTS OF ADULTS. 425 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,690 YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE 426 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,828 BABIES COME FROM, DO YOU? 427 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,330 OF COURSE I DO. 428 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,230 THEY COME FROM BABY EGGS. 429 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,900 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 430 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,597 I'M GONNA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP. 431 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,357 BABIES COME FROM... 432 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:10,095 [ BABIES CRYING, SCREAMING ] 433 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,127 OH, NICE, NUMBUH 5. 434 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,070 YOU'VE MADE THEM CRY. 435 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:14,833 ME? 436 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,030 FINE. 437 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,630 YOU TRY AND TAKE CARE OF THEM BY 438 00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,201 YOURSELF, THEN. 439 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,127 WE WILL. 440 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,300 WON'T WE, GUYS? 441 00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,967 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! 442 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,403 I SAID, "STOP CRYING NOW"! 443 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,897 I CAN HELP. 444 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,727 I SPEAK BABY. 445 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,570 DAH-BOO-GEH-BAH-DAH. 446 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,173 GAH JAH GOO-GOO BAH-BAH. 447 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,333 GAGA GOOGOO. 448 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,570 OOH! 449 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,633 GOO-GOO GAH GOO. 450 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,130 GOO-GAH-BAH-GOO-BOO-DEE. 451 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:37,970 UH-HUH. 452 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,833 DAH-DAH-GOOJOOGOO-BOOGAH-DAH. 453 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,640 JACKSON SAYS HE WANTS TO PLAY 454 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,428 WITH MY I-SMELL-A-STINKY 455 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,770 RAINBOW MONKEY. 456 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,593 AND SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING TUNA 457 00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,398 FISH UNDER HIS ARMPITS. 458 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,427 [ BABIES CRYING ] 459 00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:52,431 COME ON, BABIES! 460 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,870 STOP CRYING, PLEASE! 461 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:54,733 LOOK! 462 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,100 I'M DANCING AROUND LIKE A MORON. 463 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,387 TAKE THIS CANDY AND PIPE 464 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,668 DOWN, KID! 465 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,573 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GRAPE"? 466 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,403 YOU SAID YOU WANTED ROOT BEER. 467 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,997 COME ON, COME ON! 468 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,337 WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES IN THESE 469 00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:07,668 THINGS? 470 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,373 GIVE ME THAT. 471 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,103 SHH. 472 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,327 IT'S OKAY, LITTLE BABY. 473 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,540 ♪ HUSH, MY BABY 474 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,728 ♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP 475 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,810 ♪ THE MOON'S IN THE SKY 476 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,865 ♪ LET'S COUNT THE SHEEP 477 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:26,163 ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 478 00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:29,434 ♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHUSH, 479 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,980 SHHH, SNORE ♪ 480 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:36,501 ♪ NOT WAH, BLAH, RAH, OR ROAR 481 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,877 ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 482 00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:43,231 ♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHUSH, 483 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,980 SHHH, SNORE ♪ 484 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:50,701 ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 485 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:56,037 ♪ SLEEP TIGHT, NOT A SOUND 486 00:15:56,068 --> 00:16:01,368 ♪ TILL MORN 487 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,933 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE 488 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,471 EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL HERE, 489 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,813 SO I'LL JUST GO SEE HOW 490 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,134 NUMBUH 2 IS DOING ON THOSE 491 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,530 PAPERS FOR THE BABIES. 492 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,260 AND I'VE GOT TO FIND MY 493 00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,965 I-SMELL-A-STINKY RAINBOW MONKEY. 494 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,403 AND I'VE GOT TO GO... DO... 495 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,467 SOMETHING... 496 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,473 UH, NOT HERE! 497 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:17,533 WAAH! 498 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:18,827 HUH. 499 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,390 I NEED TO GET YOU KIDS BACK TO 500 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,928 YOUR MAMAS IN THE HOSPITAL 501 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,140 BEFORE THEY WAKE UP IN THE 502 00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,328 MORNING. 503 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,340 BUT NUMBUH 1 WOULD KILL ME IF I 504 00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,328 WENT AGAINST ORDERS. 505 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,770 HMMM. 506 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,490 AWW, THEY'RE SO CUTE, 507 00:16:32,518 --> 00:16:34,328 NUMBUH 2! 508 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,430 YEAH, THE BABIES WILL GO 509 00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:38,501 TOTALLY UNDETECTED, AND THEY CAN 510 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,827 DRIVE! 511 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,400 HOLY CRUD! 512 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,127 THE BRATS... THEY'RE GONE! 513 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,300 IT'S NUMBUH 5. 514 00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,557 SHE'S TAKING THEM BACK TO THE 515 00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:47,795 HOSPITAL. 516 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:48,997 QUICK... TO THE HANGAR! 517 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,530 THERE THEY ARE! 518 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,970 BUT WHERE'S NUMBUH 5? 519 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,433 I BET SHE FLED. 520 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,780 I NEVER REALIZED SHE WAS SUCH A 521 00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:59,101 SUPERDUPER BIG STINKING PILE OF 522 00:16:59,167 --> 00:16:59,627 TREASON. 523 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,900 NUMBUH 1! 524 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,537 YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK LIKE THAT IN 525 00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,168 FRONT OF THE BABIES. 526 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,733 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 527 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,600 THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAY. 528 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,927 NO, SHE'S RIGHT. 529 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,430 YOU REALLY SHOULD WATCH YOUR 530 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:11,901 LANGUAGE. 531 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,687 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 532 00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,468 [ ALL GASP ] 533 00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,973 BLAH, BLAH, BLUH, BLAH! 534 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,573 BUH, BUH, AH-WUH-WUH-WAH. 535 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,183 NUMBUH 5 SAYS SHE WANTS HER 536 00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,771 EGGS COOKED OVER EASY. 537 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,303 ALL RIGHT, YOU SHRIMP. 538 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,477 - WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBUH 5's - TEETH? 539 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,767 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SHERLOCK? 540 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,893 US BABIES CAN'T EAT REAL FOOD OR 541 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,998 TALK, BUT WITH TEETH, WE CAN END 542 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,097 ALL THAT! 543 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,487 AND WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR 544 00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:36,868 LIBERATING US! 545 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,383 [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] 546 00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,871 SOON, ANKLE-BITERS EVERYWHERE 547 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,743 WILL NO LONGER BE TREATED LIKE 548 00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,598 BABIES, AND WE WILL NO LONGER 549 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,277 TOLERATE BABY TALK FROM STUPID 550 00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,931 ADULTS LIKE YOU! 551 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,360 [ CACKLES EVILLY ] 552 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,765 [ SPLASH ] 553 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,343 [ SQUISH ] 554 00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:56,898 PARDON ME. 555 00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,897 ANKLE-BITERS... 556 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,797 BATTLE STATIONS! 557 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,743 - [ TIRES SQUEAL ] - >> INCOMING FORMULA! 558 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,433 [ GRUNTS ] 559 00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:19,871 KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STA... 560 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,703 OHH! 561 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,597 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, NUMBUH 1. 562 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,497 LET'S PUT THESE BABIES TO BED. 563 00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,557 NOT BEFORE THEIR SPANKING, 564 00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,595 NUMBUH 2. 565 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,237 [ ALL YELLING ] 566 00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,868 OHHH! 567 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,203 WHO'S A GOOD BABY? 568 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:33,897 YOU ARE! 569 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:34,767 NUMBUH 3! 570 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,503 LOOK OUT! 571 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,497 AAAAH! 572 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,037 [ GASPS ] 573 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,568 I'LL SAVE YOU, BABY! 574 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,673 OHH! 575 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,173 N-O-O-O-O-O! 576 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,803 HANG ON, NUMBUH 5. 577 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,607 [ GRUNTING ] 578 00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,395 ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE 579 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,627 I CATCH YOU, TWERP. 580 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,490 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE CRYING TO 581 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,328 YOUR MAMA WHEN I DO! 582 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,170 WHOA! 583 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,973 BABY-DROOL SLICK! 584 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:57,673 WAH! 585 00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,513 - [ CRASH ] - AAH! 586 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,400 NO! 587 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,397 GET OFF! 588 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,877 [ GROANING ] 589 00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:04,331 ALL RIGHT. 590 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,370 WHERE'D THAT BABY GO? 591 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,383 - [ FARTING ] - AAH! 592 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,667 I'M HIT! 593 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,633 EVERYTHING'S GOING STINKY! 594 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,403 I'M COMING, BABY! 595 00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,977 - [ GRUNTS ] - PHEW. 596 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:25,367 THAT WAS CLOSE, WASN'T IT? 597 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,233 OOF! 598 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,400 HUH? 599 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,727 OOOH... 600 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,410 [ CHUCKLES ] 601 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,065 BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH! 602 00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,703 BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH-BAH! 603 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,087 ARE YOU TRYING TO APOLOGIZE 604 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,468 FOR DISOBEYING ORDERS? 605 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:37,203 MNH-MNH. 606 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,097 BAH-BAH-BAH BAHH! 607 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,857 TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP, 608 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:42,595 CHROME-DOME. 609 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,337 YOUR TEAMMATES HAVE ALREADY 610 00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:46,068 GIVEN TO THE TOOTH FAIRY. 611 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,613 NOW, HAND OVER THOSE PEARLY 612 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,134 WHITES! 613 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,270 WHOA! 614 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,133 NOW I'M ANGRY. 615 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,170 ANKLE-BITERS, ASSEMBLE! 616 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,900 BLUH, BOO, BLAHHH! 617 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,137 - >> LOOK, THIS IS NO TIME FOR - CHARADES. 618 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,113 - WE NEED A PL... - WAAAH! 619 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,030 NUMBUH 5, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 620 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,180 [ ALARM RINGS ] 621 00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:15,301 NUMBUH 5, IS THIS REALLY AN 622 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,567 APPROPRIATE TIME FOR MILKSHAKES? 623 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,170 NOW I GET IT. 624 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,903 ROCK THE BABIES TO SLEEP. 625 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:28,577 OH, THAT'S BRILLI... 626 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,231 WHOA! 627 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,730 HE-E-E-E-RE'S JACKSON! 628 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,500 ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS? 629 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,027 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU... 630 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:38,531 PLOO! PLECH! 631 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,270 A MICROPHONE? 632 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,093 ♪ BAH BAH, BAH BAH, 633 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,898 BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH ♪ 634 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:44,967 BLEH BLAH BOH! 635 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,730 ME? 636 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,430 SING? 637 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,300 UH, NO. 638 00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,897 NO, I DON'T SING. 639 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,027 AAAH, OH-OHH! 640 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,230 UH... UH... 641 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,590 [ Off-key ] ♪ HUSH, MY BABY 642 00:20:56,618 --> 00:20:58,928 ♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP 643 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,880 ♪ THE MOON'S IN THE SKY 644 00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,801 ♪ LET'S COUNT THE SHEEP 645 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:06,087 [ FEEDBACK ] 646 00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:09,368 ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 647 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,463 ♪ HUSH, SHOOSH, SHHH, SNORE 648 00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:15,534 ♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHOOSH, 649 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,730 SHUSH, SNORE ♪ 650 00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:21,901 ♪ HUSH, SHUSH, SHOOSH, SNORE 651 00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:24,087 ♪ SHUSH! HUSH! 652 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,268 ♪ SN-O-O-ORE 653 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,983 - >> [ SNORING ] - >> I-I DID IT! 654 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:28,997 HAH-HAH! 655 00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,107 - COME ON, YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME - MORE? 656 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,100 UH... 657 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,107 ♪ HUSH, SHUSH, SHOOSH, SNORE 658 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,095 SEE? 659 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,557 I MADE THEM FALL ASLEEP RIGHT ON 660 00:21:37,585 --> 00:21:38,995 THE FLOOR. 661 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,277 THEY'RE NOT SLEEPING, 662 00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:41,531 ROCK-TONSILS! 663 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,840 YOUR LOUSY SINGING KNOCKED THEM 664 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,128 OUT! 665 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,070 OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 5. 666 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,133 ONE MORE SONG. 667 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,433 [ BABIES YELLING ] 668 00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:54,571 [ THUDDING ] 669 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:56,643 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 670 00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,698 [ BABIES WAILING ] 671 00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,267 SO, NUMBUH 1... 672 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,773 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME EARLIER? 673 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,333 A SUPERDUPER STINKING PILE 674 00:22:04,351 --> 00:22:05,871 OF... 675 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,563 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 676 00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,234 WELL, UM, UH, SO, NUMBUH 5, 677 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,390 WHY DON'T YOU FINALLY TELL US... 678 00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:13,528 WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? 679 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,000 YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 680 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,467 [ Laughing ] OKAY. 681 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:20,563 GET THIS... 682 00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:22,634 BABIES COME FROM... 683 00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:28,303 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 684 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:29,607 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 685 00:22:29,635 --> 00:22:30,895 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 686 00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:33,107 [ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ] 687 00:22:33,135 --> 00:22:35,295 UGGGGGH! 688 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,527 OHHH! 689 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,170 EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW! 690 00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:44,243 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 691 00:22:44,268 --> 00:22:45,598 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 692 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,527 [ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ] 693 00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,431 WAIT A SECOND. 694 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,970 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! 695 00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:52,313 BABIES DON'T COME FROM 696 00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:53,634 NEW JERSEY! 697 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,700 THEY COME FROM PHILADELPHIA. 40860

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