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Fundamentally, the Families First bill
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will help our most vulnerable kids,
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like the little boy in
Seattle who asked Santa
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to teach him how to read for Christmas.
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How did he write the note?
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Or the little girl down
in Pine Hill, Alabama.
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She's HIV positive via breast milk,
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but who still dreams
of becoming a ballerina.
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Well, they do need to stay thin.
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- And why shouldn't they?
- What? They do.
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We want to give all kids a
reason to dance, you know?
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- Sir.
- Yes?
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- The HIV girl.
- Yes?
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The one that the president
mentioned in the CBS interview.
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- Yes?
- All right, well, some people on Reddit
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put the details together, now
the whole town knows who she is.
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Fuck!
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I preferred the Internet
when it was just AltaVista
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and that little Star Wars kid.
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- Did we definitely out this girl?
- Yeah.
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- Shit.
- Only her doctor and her principal knew.
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Now parents are keeping
their kids home from school
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'cause they don't want them
to, quote, "catch AIDS."
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Well, there's a town
with no Gay Pride parade
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or a goddamn library.
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Where did this data come from?
How did we get her medical records?
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And why didn't we ask
her parents' permission?
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Oh, thank you, Question Man.
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You just saved the entire city. Or did you?
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This is catching fire like a gas station
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- in a Michael Bay movie.
- Yeah.
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- What's our line here?
- Do we tell the president?
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- No.
- No?
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No, she's gonna panic.
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We got to find out more facts, all right?
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- Bozos, disassemble.
- All right.
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I always feel like the ruching on this
one really accentuates your figure.
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Okay, you're right. Let's go with that.
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Okay, I'll have the valet
lay this out for you.
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- No, you can do it.
- Oh.
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- Reminds me of an easier time, you know?
- Right.
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Or a time whose problems I've suppressed.
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Right.
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Oh, there's my favorite slice of fun.
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Look at this.
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What is this?
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Catherine, you are smoking?
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I'm vaping. That's not the point.
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This has been happening every week.
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My private life should be off-limits.
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I see that you are still seeing Jason.
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He photographs well for his age.
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Ma'am, the Apple Growers Association
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would like to name a new
brand of apple after you.
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Is it a good apple?
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- It's a baking apple.
- Fuck 'em.
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Oh, and Bill Ericsson wants to see
you before you leave about Catherine.
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- The smoking photograph.
- Vaping.
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Actually, there is a
Photoshopped image in the "Post"
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of what you and Catherine might look
like if you had eight years in power.
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Oh, my God, I look like Grandpa.
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What?
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What did they do to my nose?
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- Mom, what about me?
- Huh?
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Yeah, I know. This is so disrespectful.
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Where is Mike? Is he
still doing his gaggle?
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- Yes, he's gaggling, ma'am.
- All right.
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Will the president be commenting
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on this breaking story
about little Jennifer Graham?
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Uh, yes.
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We will very soon have a statement on that.
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The White House released
the girl's private information.
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Where did this confidential data come from?
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I know that the president
confirmed that she does have HIV.
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And... the girl, that is, has HIV.
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But the provenance of that
data has yet to be determined.
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- Ma'am, Mike is just...
- Yeah, I know, he's fluffing the hacks.
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- Ma'am, this isn't a good time.
- Hi, everybody.
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Is Mike sharing his donut holes with y'all?
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And, Lyle, I hope that you're gonna bring
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your daughter to the Easter egg roll.
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Oh, thank you for remembering
I have a daughter, ma'am.
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Oh, of course, yeah.
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- And also my name.
- Yes.
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- It's Lyle.
- It's Lyle and it's my pleasure.
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Hey, you know, speaking of daughters,
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I just wanted to mention Catherine.
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I know that she's the First Daughter,
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but I would be very grateful if you guys
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would just give her a little
bit of space in her private life.
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I mean, you know, I'm the rock star.
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She's not the rock star.
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So, thanks, I appreciate
it. Great to see everybody.
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With respect, ma'am, do you
think those same privacies
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should be given to an
eight-year-old girl with HIV?
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Um, well...
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HIV is a terrible burden
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and I'm very happy to be helping
families who are affected by it.
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That is off the record.
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Okay, this briefing is over.
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Nice to see you guys. I'll
see you at the Easter egg roll.
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- My... my friend, yes.
- Lyle.
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What the hell?
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Where did HIV come from?
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I think some guy fucked a monkey.
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Jesus Christ!
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Why didn't you warn me about that, Mike?
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Ma'am, I tried to right when you came in.
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- No, you didn't.
- You're right, I didn't.
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- I should have.
- That's right.
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- You were right, ma'am.
- Yeah, no, you didn't warn me at all.
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What the fuck is happening?
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It's a data breach.
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Medical, Social Security
records were hacked
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by someone working for us and then
put into the Families First press pack.
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That's not just a breach.
That's a data rupture.
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All of these words are meaningless to me.
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Here's what we're gonna
do. It's an outrageous idea.
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Let's find the person who's
responsible and let's fire them.
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Ma'am, there's so much data
fluidity on this project,
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the culprit will be hard to pin down.
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Well, the press doesn't need the culprit.
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The press needs a culprit.
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You know, there are hordes of young women
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who roam the halls of the West Wing.
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- Yes?
- 15% of them were hired to be fired.
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Yeah. We call them the Expendabelles.
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That's not funny, boys.
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- No.
- Okay, Dan, go sacrifice a virgin.
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Just another Saturday night.
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- That's not funny, Amy.
- What? Why not?
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Hey, Egan, is somebody gonna
get fired over this AIDSnami?
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Oh, yeah. And I'm in charge
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Hey, of the canning, Jonah. na
get fl'm the Dan who can. ami?
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Okay, well, I was only involved in
the Families First bill via you, so...
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What about your side dick
here? You tell him stuff?
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Oh, God, yes. He was
more involved than I was.
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He was up to his thighs in it.
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I don't think I was, sir.
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How's the view from down there, you snake?
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- It's harsh.
- Oh, harsh? We need to be a unified front.
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Uh, what are you guys doing right now?
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We're working on the veep's
walk-on music for tonight.
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- The Police.
- Law and order mixed with very mild reggae.
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It's like a comforting balance.
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Hey, Jonah, how would you like to
be a little more involved tonight?
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Supervise the balloons, the
streamers, the fireworks?
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- All right.
- Yeah?
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You know I got an eye for that.
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That's why I'm such a good photographer.
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- Absolutely. Yeah.
- And I love fireworks.
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The noise, the lights.
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Mostly those aspects.
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All right, look, I'm gonna
text you about this later.
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Right now I've gotta go. This
goat's not gonna scape itself.
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I feel persecuted.
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I'm just waiting for the
press to throw me in a pond
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to see if I'll float.
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Honeymoon's over, isn't it?
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It was kind of a shitty honeymoon, too.
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Just like my actual honeymoon with Daddy.
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I know, Mom.
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"The Onion" did a parody
of that photo in the "Post."
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Oh, really? I like "The Onion."
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What you'll look like
when you're leaving office,
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except you look exactly like you do now.
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Okay.
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They think you'll only be
president for a few months.
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- That's the joke.
- No, no, I get it, yeah.
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That's funny. That's funny stuff.
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My girl's had her life ruined.
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How did the president find
out about her information?
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This thing has gotten way too big.
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It's like my mom's cat.
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The president is just
trying to help children.
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I don't understand why everyone keeps
focusing on the negative, you know?
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Maybe because, Gary,
we ruined a girl's life.
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Negative, negative, negative.
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Mike, the National Parents Group
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cut the cord on supporting Families
First at next week's press event.
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Great, now parents hate us.
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Oh, God, welcome to my childhood.
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And adulthood, actually.
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We need to shut the story down.
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I'm aware of that. Thank you, Sue.
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Well, why haven't you shut it down?
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If you see a fire, do you look at the fire
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and put it out or do you
just say, "I'm aware of it"?
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Sue cannot tell me how to do my job.
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She just did.
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Oh, I bet this baby
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could sure spill a lot
of glitter, am I right?
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Put it down.
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That thing goes off in your face,
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the surgeon will be
tweezering tiny shamrocks
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out of your eye jelly for a week.
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Hello, sir. Jonah Ryan.
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Now, I cannot tell you who we represent,
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but let's just go so far as to
say that my boss is a powerful guy,
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and his boss, I cannot stress her power...
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I get it. He's VP Doyle,
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she's temporary President Meyer.
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You think confetti and a disco ball's
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gonna keep those clowns in the White House?
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Well, sir, if you would like us
to take our business elsewhere...
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Grow up, huh? I do anyone.
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I did balloons for Jerry Ford in '76.
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Met him. Asshole.
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So what can you organize for us?
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- There's the Presidential.
- Oh, that sounds perfect.
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That's bottom of the
range. You don't want that.
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I just named it Presidential
because of that asshole Ford.
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We've been told to really go to town.
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Well, then you want the
Star-Spangled Banger.
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Or Red, White, and Whoo-hoo.
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Now, will we have some sort of
creative control over the music?
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I don't give a shit, son. I still get paid.
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Let me show you what we got.
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- There she is.
- Hey.
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- Hey, I'm excited.
- Okay. Good.
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I'll warm them up for you.
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Question is, how hot do you want them?
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- Red hot.
- Gonna do the snail joke, right?
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That's your trademark joke. Signature joke.
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Yeah, you don't have to do the snail joke.
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It's so funny.
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Uh, Andrew, listen. Let
me ask you something.
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Do you think this HIV girl
thing is killing us or what?
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No, no, no. You're gonna be fine.
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Look, the news moves so
quickly, we'll have a new iPhone
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or the Chinese will be in Chicago.
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- Amy, can I talk to you a sec?
- Sure.
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Doyle's using "Every Breath
You Take" for his walk-on music.
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He loves that song. He got
married to it both times.
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Every line ends with
"I'll be watching you."
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Sting might as well be singing
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"I'll access your medical
data" in a fake Jamaican accent.
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You having fun?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- But also working
hard. - Mm-hmm.
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- Thank you for asking.
- It's Chloe?
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- It's Ellie.
- Lee.
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- Lee.
- Lee?
245
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- Lee.
- Ah.
246
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You can't change the music.
247
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It's all cued up with the light show.
248
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Fuck the light show, Jonah, okay?
249
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He's the vice president, not the new Lexus.
250
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- Fuck the light show?
- Yeah, fuck it.
251
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Be careful, Mr. Ryan. It burns your
hand even through the corrugated sleeve.
252
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- Can you do this?
- Is there a way to change
253
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Doyle's music without
screwing up the lights?
254
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Great.
255
00:10:17,073 --> 00:10:19,307
Well, I'm not sure, but
positivity is the first step.
256
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- Love it.
- Change it to what?
257
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- Doesn't matter.
- I honestly have no idea.
258
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What do you have on your phone?
259
00:10:23,646 --> 00:10:25,046
Well, it's mostly self-help audio books
260
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and relaxation tapes.
I'm quite an anxious man.
261
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Oh, you know what? I've got movie themes.
262
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I'll cue "Eye of the Tiger."
263
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Okay, guys, guys. "Eye of the Tiger"?
264
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Any controversial lyrics in that?
265
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- It's good. It's good.
- Do it. Do it.
266
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Ladies and gentlemen, the
Vice President of the United States.
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What the fuck?
268
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Uh-oh. - What?
269
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I don't know what's happened.
270
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You know, I usually use a Mac,
271
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so this is Windows 8's fault if anybody's.
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♪ Every bond you break,
every step you take... ♪
273
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You know, the great Mark Twain,
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one of my dream dinner party guests
275
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in actual fact...
276
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once said that...
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Screwed over by the Police.
278
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I'm Rodney fucking King.
279
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Another blunder to undermine my campaign.
280
00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:14,195
It's not a blunder. It
was an unfortunate mistake.
281
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Yes, the definition of a blunder, so...
282
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- Right.
- Nobody listens to the words anyways.
283
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You know? I just dance.
284
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Twitter has it. ♪EveryLittleThing
- SheDoeslsTragic.
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So without further delay,
please welcome onto this stage...
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Go get 'em.
287
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The President of the United States.
288
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They loved it, ma'am.
You were like a rock star.
289
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:42,223
Not Sting. Kurt Cobain. Well, not him.
290
00:11:42,258 --> 00:11:45,160
It was my rally, okay?
My supporters, of course.
291
00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:47,562
It's like getting a valentine
from your own mom, you know?
292
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Ma'am, we're losing micro-donors.
293
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We'll be down to nano-donors.
294
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What do you mean, we're
losing micro-donors?
295
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- We can't. That's our backbone.
- Yes.
296
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They want to be removed from our database.
297
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They don't want us having
their personal data.
298
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Madam President! Madam President!
299
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When are you gonna make a
statement about Jennifer Graham?
300
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It's vital that these small-time
nobodies realize we respect them, okay?
301
00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:08,816
Jennifer Graham's
aunt says only an unfit mother
302
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would be immune to her niece's suffering.
303
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,054
Okay, I'm gonna have to
answer that, all right?
304
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I'm gonna make a statement on camera.
305
00:12:14,723 --> 00:12:16,324
Do you think that's the best move, ma'am?
306
00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:18,826
The thing I just said that I should do?
307
00:12:18,861 --> 00:12:20,995
Do I think it's the thing I should do?
308
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,730
Is that your question, Mike?
309
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We've decided to make a quick statement.
310
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Um, I just want to simply say
311
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that I had no knowledge
of this data breach.
312
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But as president, I
take full responsibility
313
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because that's part of the job.
314
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I'm going to find out who's responsible
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and why it happened and how it happened.
316
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And lastly, I want to extend
my apologies to Jennifer Graham
317
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and her entire fam...
318
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If that happened, it would be hugely
damaging and enormously problematic.
319
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- Hi, Madam President.
- Hi.
320
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- Ma'am, got us a scapegoat.
- Oh.
321
00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:05,039
Girl in the writers' room
for the joint sessions speech.
322
00:13:05,074 --> 00:13:08,076
She was also at the rally
tonight. Sci-fi Sally something.
323
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,344
- Ellie?
- Chloe.
324
00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:10,345
Marie. Claire.
325
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:11,813
- It's Lee.
- Gary is right,
326
00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:14,282
her name is Lee and she is a fine staffer.
327
00:13:14,316 --> 00:13:16,884
Great on close reading and policy analysis.
328
00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:19,287
I see splashes of myself in her.
329
00:13:19,321 --> 00:13:20,955
I now regret that phrase.
330
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:24,192
Ma'am, the American Family
Group is pulling their support.
331
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:25,360
- What?
- Yeah.
332
00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:27,161
Where did you get that from?
333
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:28,796
- An anonymous source.
- Shit.
334
00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:31,566
Who's my sister-in-law who works
for the American Family Group.
335
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,101
- Okay, Dan.
- Yeah.
336
00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:34,102
Go fire Lee.
337
00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:35,503
Mike, announce a head is rolling.
338
00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:39,741
Okay, Ben, Amy, go fix this fireworks shit.
339
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,643
- Gary, I need an energy bar.
- Yeah.
340
00:13:41,677 --> 00:13:42,944
- No, apple.
- Hmm.
341
00:13:42,978 --> 00:13:44,879
- No, fuck it, cheese.
- Oh.
342
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:48,283
- Uh, ma'am...
- Look, Kent, I'm sorry, but Chloe's got to go.
343
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:50,151
- It's not Chloe, it's Lee.
- Okay.
344
00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:53,254
- And anyway, it's not Lee, it's Catherine.
- What?
345
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:56,658
She wants to work with
an anti-bullying charity.
346
00:13:56,692 --> 00:13:58,192
What, is she nuts?
347
00:13:58,227 --> 00:14:01,596
I mean, it's gonna make it look
like she thinks her mom bullied her.
348
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:04,832
Well, I think she's calculating
that this will make her more likable.
349
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,768
Not with me, it fucking won't.
350
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,403
Ma'am, cheese is on its way.
351
00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:10,138
Here's an interim banana.
352
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,610
It doesn't even work.
353
00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:19,080
- So do I leave tomorrow?
- You leave now.
354
00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:21,816
Unless you're on a tour, you will
not be at the White House tomorrow.
355
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:24,118
What if I cried?
356
00:14:24,153 --> 00:14:25,987
Like the women do in movies?
357
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,622
Wouldn't work. You're talking to a guy
358
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:30,658
who once broke off an engagement at
an Applebee's, then ordered dessert.
359
00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:35,797
May I have your pass?
360
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:41,102
It was a pleasure working with you... Lee.
361
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:48,976
With more revelations
in the Medileaks scandal emerging,
362
00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,011
who knew?
363
00:14:50,045 --> 00:14:51,412
Was there a cover-up?
364
00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:54,749
And if so, how far up the
chain of command did it go?
365
00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:56,751
Ugh, it's working its way
up my chain of command.
366
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,319
I think it's reached my pancreas.
367
00:14:58,354 --> 00:15:00,988
Private medical details
released by the White House
368
00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,891
have now identified five more children...
369
00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:06,861
Fittinthat for Easter this
story refuses to fucking die.
370
00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:09,864
Is there no other news? Whatever
happened to Ebola? I loved Ebola.
371
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:12,433
So we threw someone off the life raft.
372
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,369
Did no one think to tell the sharks?
373
00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:16,871
Ma'am, I don't think the
girl was senior enough.
374
00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:19,407
We need to cut the throat of a bigger goat.
375
00:15:19,441 --> 00:15:21,309
So who's next for the guillotine?
376
00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:23,678
- Uh, Jonah Ryan.
- Jonah?
377
00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:26,280
Yes, ma'am. I've been fattening
him up for just this occasion.
378
00:15:26,315 --> 00:15:28,082
- What?
- I got him a staff.
379
00:15:28,117 --> 00:15:29,584
And I got him involved in Families First.
380
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,219
I even got him on the campaign.
381
00:15:31,253 --> 00:15:33,554
He's the one who did the fireworks
and the music for last night.
382
00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:35,223
That was him? Off with his fat head.
383
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:37,024
I can easily link him to
the whole data breach thing.
384
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,760
- It's like he has no sense of what's going on.
- Excuse me.
385
00:15:38,794 --> 00:15:40,395
Did you know that Dan was
in the middle of speaking?
386
00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:41,729
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
387
00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:44,399
And plus he's got that
whole inherently guilty look.
388
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,834
You know, that kind of
surprised masturbator face.
389
00:15:46,869 --> 00:15:49,404
- The...
- Yeah, he does.
390
00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:52,673
Do it. Get rid of him.
Throw him under a bus.
391
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,809
If you can find one that's long enough.
392
00:15:57,479 --> 00:16:00,248
Hey, Egan, VP wants to see the P.
393
00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:01,949
He thinks a bigger head
needs to roll, okay?
394
00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:04,152
Like a massive Easter Island-sized head.
395
00:16:04,186 --> 00:16:06,421
- Hmm.
- No. No.
396
00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:08,089
Look at me, I've got a small head.
397
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:09,590
I could wear a child's hat.
398
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,626
Besides...
399
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,128
I know about you spreading
the Danny Chung torture rumor.
400
00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:15,696
Well, that's useless
leverage right now, Jonah,
401
00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:17,131
because you have all the
credibility of someone
402
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,400
who hacked the medical
records of a sick child.
403
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,335
- No...
- Hey, "I Am Groot,"
404
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:23,137
stop swapping spit here with "Pretty Woman"
405
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,572
and get me Brock and Hunter.
406
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,407
Absolutely. Sorry, I was
just on my way to go do that.
407
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,776
It's an important meeting,
okay? It's seminal.
408
00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:30,378
Oh, hey.
409
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:31,846
You already did this great joke.
410
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,581
Damn, man, this guy's balls are so big,
411
00:16:33,615 --> 00:16:36,384
they're practically tits.
Huh? Johnny Tit-balls.
412
00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:38,453
Yeah, don't squeeze the milkers too much.
413
00:16:40,722 --> 00:16:43,491
Milkers. Love it.
414
00:16:45,494 --> 00:16:46,928
You were firing me?
415
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:48,196
What the hell was that?
416
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:49,864
Nothing. It's just jock stuff.
417
00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:51,566
You know, just guys having fun.
418
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,534
That isn't, Jonah.
That's sexual harassment.
419
00:16:53,569 --> 00:16:55,636
Jesus, does he do that to you all the time?
420
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:58,339
No, not all the time.
421
00:16:58,373 --> 00:17:00,675
Sometimes, but not all the time.
422
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:01,909
It's just high spirits.
423
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:04,011
Mr. Ryan, so they were out of tuna melts,
424
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,482
so I improvised and I got
you this lobster curry roll.
425
00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:08,850
All right, look, zip it, Jeeves.
426
00:17:08,884 --> 00:17:10,318
I'm in the middle of firing your boss.
427
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:12,320
Wow, over the campaign data thing?
428
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:15,189
- The what?
- The I Care mailer.
429
00:17:15,224 --> 00:17:16,657
All right, no?
430
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:18,593
I'm picking up from your
facial cues that you don't know.
431
00:17:18,627 --> 00:17:21,996
Here's four verbal cues for
you... "Tell me now, asshole."
432
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:26,400
Well, that mailer was deliberately
directed at recently bereaved parents.
433
00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:28,069
Bereaved parents?
434
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,571
Yeah, someone from the campaign
used the child mortality data
435
00:17:30,606 --> 00:17:32,907
from the same data breach
that identified the HIV girl.
436
00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:34,742
Okay, Yogi and Boo-Boo,
437
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:37,378
you say nothing to
anybody. You understand me?
438
00:17:37,412 --> 00:17:40,281
- Yes.
- Well, obviously you don't, 'cause you just fucking spoke.
439
00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:41,782
- Oh.
- Shit!
440
00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:44,352
Amy, the gates of hell have
opened and you are my plus one.
441
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,754
You cannot be associated with bullying
442
00:17:46,788 --> 00:17:50,558
because people are going to
think that you were bullied by me.
443
00:17:50,592 --> 00:17:53,294
I wasn't bullied by you, I
was bullied because of you.
444
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:54,495
Did you want me to leave?
445
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,897
- No, no.
- Yes.
446
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,331
No, you weren't, sweetheart.
447
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,667
Yes, I was and it was miserable.
448
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:03,104
Well, I apologize for
my success, Catherine.
449
00:18:03,138 --> 00:18:06,207
I had no idea until this very moment
450
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:10,645
that you had a tortured,
unhappy, miserable upbringing.
451
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:12,480
You're gonna have to drop the
bullying thing, though, honey.
452
00:18:12,514 --> 00:18:14,582
No, I'm not gonna drop it.
453
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,954
Do you want to go to
Hawaii at Thanksgiving?
454
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,524
Are you interested in
Memaw's sapphire earrings?
455
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:27,461
Are you bullying me into
dropping an anti-bullying charity?
456
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:29,163
Gary, am I?
457
00:18:29,197 --> 00:18:30,431
You're parenting.
458
00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:33,200
Yeah, well, too, I might add.
459
00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:35,069
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
- We'll explain later.
460
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,337
No, we won't. We'll never explain.
461
00:18:36,371 --> 00:18:39,140
Ma'am, Catherine needs to leave.
462
00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:40,808
Okay, Catherine, up, out.
463
00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:42,710
For fuck's sake.
464
00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,679
All right, that's enough with the F words.
465
00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:47,915
Thank you very much. I
apologize for her behav...
466
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,817
What is it?
467
00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,586
I can't tell you.
468
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,588
Well, great meeting, then, thanks.
469
00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:55,156
Ma'am, if we tell you, you'll know,
470
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,592
and if you know, you'll be implicated.
471
00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:02,163
Well, then, why don't you tell me
472
00:19:02,197 --> 00:19:06,000
and I'll decide whether or not I know it?
473
00:19:07,469 --> 00:19:10,705
Ma'am, a direct mail
campaign went out last month
474
00:19:10,739 --> 00:19:12,607
with pictures of you
with babies and children.
475
00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:13,975
Yeah, it was a huge success.
476
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:16,310
Ma'am, it targeted
recently bereaved parents
477
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,312
using stolen government data.
478
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:24,518
Well...
479
00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,287
that's a federal crime.
480
00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:27,955
- Yes.
- Yes, it is.
481
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,290
You could go to jail.
482
00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:31,359
Yes, ma'am, we could go to jail.
483
00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:34,362
Yeah, you could go to jail.
484
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:38,099
Wow.
485
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:45,172
We're fucked? Is that what this is?
486
00:19:45,207 --> 00:19:48,709
"I'm afraid it's spread
to the liver" fucked?
487
00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:51,779
Ma'am, we think it was a student volunteer
with a pal at HHS, but he's gone now.
488
00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:54,749
If we can just hold our nerve
and maintain a bunker mentality...
489
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,917
Don't give me that bunker shit.
490
00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:58,352
Hitler went into a bunker.
491
00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:01,022
When he came out, he wasn't
chancellor anymore, was he?
492
00:20:01,056 --> 00:20:02,790
Plus he was dead.
493
00:20:02,824 --> 00:20:05,359
I'll tell you something,
if he were alive right now,
494
00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:08,796
he'd be very anxious to distance
himself from me at this moment.
495
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,531
We need to keep this within these four...
496
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,500
Or this one curved wall.
497
00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:15,536
We need to stop the press dead so
they don't dig into this any further.
498
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:17,872
And that means a major resignation.
499
00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:21,709
A face. Although, if you operate
last in, first out, I'm screwed.
500
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:26,347
Ma'am, I have a proposal I
need to speak with you about.
501
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:28,849
Okay, fine. Amy, Ben, you stay.
502
00:20:28,884 --> 00:20:30,518
Everybody else, just get out.
503
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,089
I need to be the one to go.
504
00:20:35,123 --> 00:20:37,258
You? No, no. Uh-uh.
505
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:38,826
Yes, Madam President.
506
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:42,496
This is a head-on collision
and I'm your biggest air bag.
507
00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:45,633
Okay, so we need to issue a positive
statement about the HIV girl.
508
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,368
Not positive. Wrong word.
509
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:51,172
Mike, did I see you smiling when
it was suggested I might be fired?
510
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,808
Me? No. I... I wasn't smiling.
511
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:56,711
I was stretching my lips
because I have very dry lips,
512
00:20:56,745 --> 00:20:58,646
and my doctor said, "You
should probably stretch them."
513
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,514
So I was following medical advice. Like...
514
00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:03,684
- Like that.
- That's what you're going with?
515
00:21:03,719 --> 00:21:06,554
Wow. Listen, you ever
play poker, I want in,
516
00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:08,622
'cause you are one terrible liar.
517
00:21:08,657 --> 00:21:11,158
And that's sad 'cause
that's your whole job.
518
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:20,201
Why are you using the urinal next to me?
519
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,970
- You leave a gap.
- I've already started.
520
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:25,406
The little one gives me splash-back.
521
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,776
Still, you leave a gap.
We're not piss buddies.
522
00:21:30,612 --> 00:21:32,947
Damn, that's some kind of prostate control.
523
00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,116
Treasure it, my friend.
524
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,886
So, you want to know if the president
told me who she's firing, right?
525
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,856
- Yeah.
- It's me.
526
00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:45,059
You don't tell anyone until
she's made an announcement.
527
00:21:45,093 --> 00:21:47,394
- You got it?
- Yeah, not a word.
528
00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:50,598
You swear by everything you
hold dear in your hand right now?
529
00:21:50,632 --> 00:21:52,633
I do.
530
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,301
I swear on King Danny.
531
00:21:54,336 --> 00:21:57,204
This is an Easter egg roll and
I just see baskets with no eggs.
532
00:21:57,239 --> 00:21:59,607
Gary, front row for the story reading
533
00:21:59,641 --> 00:22:01,408
needs to be the children
with the strongest bladders.
534
00:22:01,443 --> 00:22:03,310
- I don't even know what that means.
- Guys.
535
00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:05,780
- Oh, thank God.
- Why am I carrying eggs, huh?
536
00:22:05,814 --> 00:22:07,948
- I'm up to my eyeballs in HIV.
- No, no, don't give them to me.
537
00:22:07,983 --> 00:22:10,851
There's a six-foot bunny out there
with 30 spoons. You can't miss him.
538
00:22:16,091 --> 00:22:18,959
- It's Ben.
- No way.
539
00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:21,562
No, who's getting fired, Mike.
540
00:22:21,596 --> 00:22:22,730
- What?
- Yeah.
541
00:22:22,764 --> 00:22:25,766
I found another one.
542
00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:27,868
Well, thank you for your service, Greg.
543
00:22:27,903 --> 00:22:30,337
Very happy to have one
of my Marines in costume.
544
00:22:30,372 --> 00:22:32,573
- You're welcome, ma'am.
- Actually, I'm really glad you're here.
545
00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:35,242
These kids terrify me.
546
00:22:35,277 --> 00:22:36,944
But I guess you've seen worse.
547
00:22:36,978 --> 00:22:39,613
You did two tours of Afghanistan?
548
00:22:39,648 --> 00:22:42,283
Yes, ma'am. I saw my
best buddy die over there.
549
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,952
Blown to pieces by an IED.
550
00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:49,623
Mr. Egan. You have a moment?
551
00:22:49,658 --> 00:22:52,193
- Sure.
- Yeah, I'll call you back.
552
00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:54,929
- Hey, Dan.
- I thought you resigned.
553
00:22:54,963 --> 00:22:56,797
I guess the president changed her mind.
554
00:22:56,832 --> 00:22:58,699
It's a fickle world, my friend,
555
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,401
and you've just been fickled.
556
00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:06,040
No. No, this is not... This is not real.
557
00:23:06,074 --> 00:23:07,441
You're right, Dan. It's a dream.
558
00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:09,009
And me and Kent are about to turn into
559
00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:11,812
two horny cheerleaders
and start making out.
560
00:23:11,847 --> 00:23:14,515
So am I fired? Please, Ben,
don't say that I'm fired.
561
00:23:14,549 --> 00:23:16,517
- You're not fired.
- Oh, thank fuck for that.
562
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,619
- Because you've just resigned.
- It's a perfect fit.
563
00:23:18,653 --> 00:23:20,221
Worked on the Families First bill
564
00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:23,057
and handsome, therefore guilty-looking.
565
00:23:23,091 --> 00:23:25,359
No, no. No.
566
00:23:25,393 --> 00:23:27,928
I know about the targeting
of bereaved families
567
00:23:27,963 --> 00:23:29,663
and the use of federal data.
568
00:23:29,698 --> 00:23:32,499
You listen to me, you little
fucking turd's assistant.
569
00:23:32,534 --> 00:23:34,268
You don't threaten this administration
570
00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:36,704
because we will fucking destroy you.
571
00:23:36,738 --> 00:23:38,372
We'll skin you like a squirrel,
572
00:23:38,406 --> 00:23:40,274
clean you out like a dirty fucking chimney,
573
00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:42,776
and wear you like a glove
puppet with my fingers
574
00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:46,280
sticking out of your dead fucking eyeballs.
575
00:23:47,515 --> 00:23:49,650
I cannot endorse that message,
576
00:23:49,684 --> 00:23:51,552
but I do acknowledge it.
577
00:23:51,586 --> 00:23:53,153
Come inside.
578
00:23:53,188 --> 00:23:55,556
Hi, boys and girls.
579
00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:58,926
Now, once upon a time,
580
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,896
there were three little pigs
581
00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:04,899
with their mom, who was an old sow.
582
00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:09,036
And she sent them out
to seek their fortune.
583
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:12,039
Yeah, you know what? I, uh...
584
00:24:12,073 --> 00:24:16,443
I think I'm gonna need a bigger
title before I agree to resign.
585
00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:19,246
How about Captain Loser?
586
00:24:19,281 --> 00:24:22,082
Or Big Chief Skidmark?
587
00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:24,318
And the president will
be making another apology
588
00:24:24,352 --> 00:24:26,754
personally to the family
of Jennifer Graham.
589
00:24:26,788 --> 00:24:30,457
She is a young girl who did not ask
to become a national debating point.
590
00:24:30,492 --> 00:24:33,661
I must be their front-runner. I
already did the job for three years.
591
00:24:33,695 --> 00:24:36,096
- Amy.
- I got to go.
592
00:24:36,131 --> 00:24:38,432
Ben's not going. It's Dan.
593
00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:40,567
Mike's about to saw off the healthy leg.
594
00:24:40,602 --> 00:24:42,970
Oh, fuck!
595
00:24:43,004 --> 00:24:45,306
You can be sure that the
president is taking steps
596
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:48,309
to ensure that appropriate
action will be taken.
597
00:24:48,376 --> 00:24:51,879
"Little pig, little pig, let me in."
598
00:24:51,913 --> 00:24:53,547
"No, no.
599
00:24:53,581 --> 00:24:57,785
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
600
00:24:57,819 --> 00:25:00,354
All right, how about Deputy
Assistant to the President?
601
00:25:00,388 --> 00:25:02,456
That's funny.
602
00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:04,892
Ben, Mike's about to
announce we're firing you.
603
00:25:04,926 --> 00:25:07,127
No, that's funny.
604
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:10,464
So he huffed and he puffed
and he blew his house in.
605
00:25:10,498 --> 00:25:13,667
Now it's the president's turn
to tell the story, please.
606
00:25:13,702 --> 00:25:16,337
- You're the president?
- Yeah, I'm the president.
607
00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:18,439
Wow.
608
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:21,575
The Graham family have requested privacy
609
00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,744
and that we allow them
to live a normal life.
610
00:25:23,778 --> 00:25:26,747
Here's the new statement. Get that to Mike.
611
00:25:26,781 --> 00:25:28,716
I can't run in these heels.
612
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:32,319
Christian, get that to Mike now!
613
00:25:32,354 --> 00:25:35,556
The person with ultimate
responsibility is...
614
00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:41,595
is Dan Egan, Chief
Counsel to the President?
615
00:25:41,629 --> 00:25:44,732
Come over here, young man. It
looks like you don't feel very good.
616
00:25:44,766 --> 00:25:47,434
- Is that your son?
- He's gifted.
617
00:25:47,469 --> 00:25:50,070
There we go. Uh-oh.
618
00:25:50,105 --> 00:25:51,839
Oh.
619
00:25:51,873 --> 00:25:54,041
- He did have a big breakfast.
- Okay.
620
00:25:54,075 --> 00:25:56,543
Do you like the story that I'm reading?
621
00:25:56,578 --> 00:25:58,278
You do?
622
00:25:58,313 --> 00:26:01,081
Ew, you guys...
623
00:26:01,116 --> 00:26:03,283
Hey, man.
624
00:26:03,318 --> 00:26:06,320
Yeah, well, you know, enjoy it.
625
00:26:06,354 --> 00:26:07,955
I'm not here to gloat.
I've been through this.
626
00:26:07,989 --> 00:26:10,691
Just tell me which way the
vultures are circling, okay?
627
00:26:10,725 --> 00:26:12,493
There's a big media presence
by the northwest gate.
628
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:13,494
You want me to grab one?
629
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:15,362
I'm going out a different door.
630
00:26:15,397 --> 00:26:17,197
Taken enough fucking heat for one day.
631
00:26:17,232 --> 00:26:20,467
That photo of you with
the kids will play great.
632
00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:22,403
- Oh, it was so good.
- Yeah.
633
00:26:22,437 --> 00:26:24,505
It was like earth mother
meets foster parent
634
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,873
with a hint of girl next door.
635
00:26:25,907 --> 00:26:28,075
- I need a scotch.
- Yes.
636
00:26:30,879 --> 00:26:33,380
There you go. Stay strong, buddy.
637
00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:36,183
- Thanks.
- Hey, let me get this for you.
638
00:26:36,217 --> 00:26:40,320
Oh, God, I meant southeast gate.
639
00:26:40,355 --> 00:26:43,557
- Mr. Egan, do you feel ashamed of your actions?
- Excuse me.
640
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:49,863
I thought... When we discussed,
641
00:26:49,898 --> 00:26:52,466
I thought that it was
Ben who would be going.
642
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,036
Oh, right. Yeah, actually,
Bill suggested Dan.
643
00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:58,972
- Ah.
- He thought it would be a good idea
644
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,975
to keep Ben to take the heat in
casthe other data shit hits the fan.
645
00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:03,744
- Good thought, right?
- Yeah.
646
00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:06,747
- Just doing my job.
- Me, too.
647
00:27:06,781 --> 00:27:08,982
Stevie, it's Dan Egan.
648
00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:13,220
So, um... so it looks like
I am a free agent again.
649
00:27:13,254 --> 00:27:15,022
Yeah, so give me a call.
650
00:27:15,056 --> 00:27:17,791
It's the same number as
the last two messages.
651
00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:19,827
Hey, Jen, it's Dan.
652
00:27:19,861 --> 00:27:22,629
Either your phone is dead or I am.
653
00:27:22,664 --> 00:27:25,732
So obviously I hope it's the first one.
654
00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:28,368
Josh Stansfield.
655
00:27:28,403 --> 00:27:30,404
How are you? It's Dan Egan.
656
00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:33,407
So, look, I... And you've gone.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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