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ISSA DEE: I spent my entire
twenties with a dude
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that I'm not even gonna
end up with.
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I'm breaking up with him
tonight.
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-No you're not.
-Yeah, you right, I'm not.
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Of course I'm not.
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ISSA: I'm 28.
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I work in the non-profit world
because I like to give back.
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Why aren't you married?
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I'm just not right now.
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MOLLY CARTER:
Most of these dudes are not
looking for a relationship.
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Her standards are way too high.
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Yeah, maybe she should
lower them like I did.
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Wait, what the fuck?
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Why'd you never give me a shot?
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Because you wanted to go
do your thing.
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Maybe I wasn't ready then.
What if I'm ready now?
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Who's Daniel?
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What we did was a mistake.
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-A mistake?!
-Lawrence, please!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Girl, will you hurry
your slow-walking ass up?
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It's my sexy walk.
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Can you teach me how to ho?
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I am all about my ho-tation.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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-MOLLY: We should probably stop.
-DRO: Why? It's cool.
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He said he and Candice
are in an open marriage.
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I thought that was
some white-people shit.
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FRIEDA:
This school's 86 percent Latino.
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The attendance doesn't
reflect that.
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I'm the one that's
on the hook for this?
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I'm gonna do what I have to do.
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We need to reevaluate
having you out in the field.
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I'm sorry for not being
who you expected me to be.
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Bye, Iss.
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I'm, uh-- moving.
Honestly I wanna live by myself.
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Bitch, where?!
You ain't got no money!
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I didn't mean to come
at you like that,
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but a bitch try a bitch!
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I'm sleeping on the couch.
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I know.
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( music playing )
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( female singer vocalizing )
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♪ Spinning, spinning,
round and round ♪
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♪ Stick, sticky,
off the ground ♪
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( passionate moaning,
screaming )
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( moaning continues )
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( passionate screaming )
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( screaming )
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( phone buzzing )
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( moaning, screaming resumes )
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♪ Then I look stupid,
call me foolish ♪
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♪ But I'll do whatever ♪
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♪ What did you do? ♪
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♪ Got me confused ♪
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♪ Spinning, spinning,
round and round ♪
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♪ Sticky, sticky,
off the ground ♪
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♪ Why won't you love me now? ♪
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Hi. Elijah?
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That's my name,
don't wear it--
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- ( vomiting )
- No! Not in the--
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( pop song playing )
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Here you go, gorgeous.
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Thank you, Louis.
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You've really been spoiling me
these last couple of days.
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Well, I was gonna spoil you
a little bit more
in the morning,
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but you were gone
when I woke up.
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You know,
it's the last day.
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I had to get
this good spot
on the beach.
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Look, um...
this doesn't have to end.
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I'll be in L.A.
in a few weeks.
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Oh. You got a visa?
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I'm from Cincinnati.
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( laughs )
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Oh. Sorry.
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( zips zipper )
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Hey, did you know
I was here last night?
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Yeah.
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OK. ( murmurs )
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Hey. Joann wants someone
to make these check-in calls.
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And you're not gonna do 'em.
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Nah.
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What's with all the cross-outs?
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Something about
schools firing us
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or something like that.
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No one cares.
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( dial tone )
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( dialing )
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( line ringing )
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Hi, this is Issa
from We Got Y'All--
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Yep, I'll hold.
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- Ken, did you follow up on--
- I got it.
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You always do.
My go-to guy.
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Hey. Just checking in.
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It's my first call,
so haven't messed up yet.
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Sorry.
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You know I hate
having to spy,
but she's insisting.
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Hey, have you had a chance
to talk to Joanne
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about when I might be
back in the field?
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No.
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She has been so stressed
and negative lately,
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it's like, "OK, Noanne."
( chuckles )
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You know,
I just started my new position,
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and I don't feel comfortable
rocking the boat right now.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, yeah.
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♪ I'm ♪
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♪ Baby, baby ♪
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♪ Baby, your baby ♪
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♪ Baby, baby ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby-- ♪
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Where the fuck
you find these people, brah?
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No matter how she sounds,
you can fix all that.
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Add some extra instruments.
Focus on the lyrics.
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- OK.
- ♪ No me ♪
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♪ Hell, no,
don't touch me there ♪
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- ( continues, muffled )
- ( turns off monitor )
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I'm done hooking you up.
All these weak-ass artists.
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And you got me paying
for this shit out of my pocket.
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Bro, it's gonna pay off
in other ways.
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You know, Spyder's her cousin.
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- Lies, nigga.
- Bro, for real.
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For real? I been trying
to get my shit to that nigga.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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I got you.
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( pants crinkling )
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So, what y'all think?
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I never heard
anything like it.
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I do be writin' sometimes.
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( crinkling )
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- I bought her those pants.
- ( turns on monitor )
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♪ Baby, my baby, baby ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
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Hi, my name is Molly,
I enjoy a silent ride.
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So please shut the fuck up
and drive.
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Bitch, if you don't
get your ass up here...
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( both laugh )
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Hi! Welcome back!
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- Mwah!
- OK, I see you!
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- Like a brown, crispy M&M.
- Ooh.
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Speaking of which,
would you like
some complimentary candy?
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No, I'm good, thank you.
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( sniffs )
No shade,
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but your car
still smells like throw-up.
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Trust, my rating
will reflect all of this.
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Don't care. I did one ride,
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and I Lyfted up
outta here.
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I am not
about that life.
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Girl, I don't blame you.
Quit that shit.
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You need a break.
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Girl, a break where?
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We can't all switch jobs
and take vacations.
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That reminds me. I wanted
to bring you some vacation dick,
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- but I got you this instead.
- Sand?
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It reminded me
of your dry-ass pussy.
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Bitch, I'm not gonna
tell you nothin' else.
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So, he's fuckin' bitches
right in front of you?
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- Not right in front.
- That's fucked up.
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He knows y'all go back.
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You sure
y'all not doin' nothin'?
'Cause you be lying.
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According to
my sandy-ass pussy:
No, bitch.
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I'm just focused on
getting this money
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so I can get up
outta there.
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And it's been
two weeks already.
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You should've just
stayed with me.
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Nah, girl. Remember that week
I stayed with you back in '05?
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( sighs )
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Just say you broke my vase,
and we're cool.
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It was broke
when I got there!
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( phone buzzing )
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OK, I don't need
your side-eye.
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( mumbling )
Front-eye.
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Let me tell you right now.
This whole vacation
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put everything
in perspective for me.
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- I'm on some next-level shit.
- I'm listening.
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So vacation bae
was trying to kick it
with me in L.A.,
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and I had to put him
in his lane.
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"Bloop! You beach dick."
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Quentin was trying to do
some long-distance shit,
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and I said, "Blip!
Stay in Chicago."
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And my new job
was trying to front
on my benefits,
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and I said, "Blam!
You better give a bitch a PPO."
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So you bloopin' and blippin'
and blappin'?
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And blammin', bitch.
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I'm on some
"know better, do better" shit.
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- That's dope.
- Mm-hmm.
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I feel like my whole life
is on some tip-toe shit
right now.
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Like, I can't speak up
about anything.
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You know you can always
talk to me, right?
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
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So hey, you gonna
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"know better, do better"
with your boyfriend Dro?
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Fuck buddy. Blip!
He has a wife. Blap.
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It's not like that
with us anymore.
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Whatever,
I hate that nigga now. Bloop!
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See? You don't even
do it right.
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So you just gonna act like
you didn't break my vase?
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I didn't do shit
to your vase!
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OK.
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Just admit that women
have it harder than men
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and our bet is off.
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- ( all talking )
- ( laugh track plays )
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Open up.
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Oh! Oh! Oh, no! Oh!
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( sniffing )
Do I smell bougie pigeon?
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Kev'yn:
Chris, what did I tell you
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about comin' in my house
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through the fridge?
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Booya!
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Don't make me
come over there!
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- Hey.
- Hey, Lilian.
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What up, Jada?
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Uncle Daniel,
did you know--
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Head down.
Guitar's in the closet.
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Oh, and I have to be
on set tomorrow,
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so I'm gonna need Jada
to stay at your spot.
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What time?
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'Cause you know, uh,
Issa's still there.
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Damn!
How much longer?
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Another two weeks.
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What?
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And, uh, ol' girl--
what's her name?
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Vanessa? She ain't trippin'?
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Why would she?
It's not like that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you're putting
way too much on it.
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- That door closed.
- Who closed it?
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- Oop.
- Jada. Stay out
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of grown folk's business.
Head down.
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I'm just sayin',
of all the places
she could've stayed,
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she chose your spot.
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Look, I just came here
for this guitar.
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See y'all later. Mwah.
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See you later. Mwah.
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So who's gonna
watch Jada?
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Issa or Vanessa?
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Damn, girl,
I braided your hair
all kinds of wrong.
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( beat playing )
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( playing along with beat )
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( beat continues )
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( beat continues )
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Daniel:
Niggas, are you ready?
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( humming along )
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( turns off music )
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- I was just, uh...
- You were just...
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( laughs )
Nah. I didn't even
look like that.
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Someone's been drinkin'.
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I was--
I was stuck on something,
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and then...
I got unstuck.
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00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,454
Actually, can I have
some of that?
251
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,412
Yeah.
252
00:12:56,996 --> 00:12:58,787
( Daniel humming )
253
00:13:01,412 --> 00:13:03,537
That's been you
playing guitar?
254
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,996
'Cause I noticed
the live instruments
on your track.
255
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:07,954
( chuckles )
256
00:13:09,328 --> 00:13:11,787
- What?
- Nothin'. I mean...
257
00:13:11,871 --> 00:13:13,829
that's just funny
that you noticed that.
258
00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:17,495
I notice shit.
I'm observant.
259
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:20,412
( both laugh )
260
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,454
- Oh, you observant?
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,912
Close your eyes.
262
00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:31,996
What color shirt
am I wearing?
263
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,454
Uh, it got stripes?
264
00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:36,746
( both laugh )
265
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,662
Oh, I don't--
266
00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:45,537
I'm sor-- Ah, I don't
think we should do this.
267
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,037
Um...
268
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,370
No, I just think we...
269
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,162
know better?
270
00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:55,579
I'm confused, Issa.
271
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,871
Out of all the places
that you could've stayed,
272
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,120
you stayed with me.
273
00:14:00,579 --> 00:14:03,912
Yeah, I did, but...
274
00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:06,704
- not for this.
- But isn't it always this?
275
00:14:06,787 --> 00:14:09,787
You were just low-key
dropping hints about me
fucking somebody else.
276
00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:11,245
I don't care who you fuck.
277
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:14,454
I just want a heads-up
so I don't have to be here.
278
00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:18,662
Why are you here?
279
00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:21,162
'Cause I needed
a place to stay.
280
00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:23,579
And you're close to work.
281
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,620
( laughs )
282
00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:32,245
I thought I was staying here
as a friend,
283
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,871
and you know
we always at least had that.
284
00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,370
Yeah.
285
00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,996
These...
286
00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:50,579
glasses are so heavy.
287
00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:53,120
I'm tired. Is it...
daylight savings time?
288
00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:54,370
Did that happen already?
289
00:14:58,537 --> 00:14:59,954
( hip hop music playing )
290
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:02,037
( Molly panting )
291
00:15:03,162 --> 00:15:04,996
Yeah... Yeah...
292
00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:08,704
Oh, I missed you.
293
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,579
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
294
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,662
♪ Wah-wah-wah-wah,
she gimme what I wanna ♪
295
00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:19,328
What you got planned
today?
296
00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:23,996
Mmm. I gotta call
with my new firm.
297
00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:26,662
We're still
negotiating my contract.
298
00:15:26,746 --> 00:15:29,620
Oh. OK,
Boss Molly.
299
00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:31,245
Yep.
300
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:33,787
You want me
to make breakfast first?
301
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:35,704
- Ooh, yeah.
- Yeah?
302
00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:37,746
- Mm-mm.
- ( phone buzzing )
303
00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:39,954
Excuse me
one sec.
304
00:15:45,954 --> 00:15:47,203
Hey.
305
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,746
No, I'm still at Molly's.
306
00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:53,454
Yeah. OK.
307
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,704
All right,
I'll call you back.
308
00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:00,662
I can make pancakes.
309
00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:01,620
( sighs )
310
00:16:05,454 --> 00:16:07,287
Listen, um,
311
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:08,746
we need to decide
312
00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:10,954
whether we're friends
who don't have sex,
313
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,954
or acquaintances
who just have sex.
314
00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:16,912
Because anything otherwise,
it's muddy,
315
00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:19,287
and I need boundaries.
316
00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:22,120
OK. All right.
317
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,662
What do you suggest
we do, then?
318
00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:27,704
We fuck.
And that's it.
319
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,287
No phone calls, no dates,
no spending the night,
320
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,287
no fuckin', then trying
to make pancakes.
321
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,454
- But we love pancakes.
- Nigga.
322
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,203
Well...
OK.
323
00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:42,662
Yeah.
324
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:43,662
That's fine.
325
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,620
Oh, you mean like now.
326
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:51,787
OK.
327
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,954
I'm so sorry to hear that,
328
00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:08,370
Vice Principal Irving.
Can I ask why?
329
00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:10,746
VP Irving:
We've decided to link up
with a different organization
330
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,037
that we feel better suits
our students.
331
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,912
And you know
your logo's racist, right?
332
00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:16,412
Y'all need to do better.
333
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,245
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your feedback.
334
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,579
Hi, my name is Issa,
335
00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:39,704
and I'm calling
from We Got Y'All.
336
00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,328
I'd love to find out
337
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:43,454
why you're not partnering
with us anymore.
338
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:45,746
Man:
The brochure
features black kids,
339
00:17:45,829 --> 00:17:47,787
but only one black employee.
340
00:17:47,871 --> 00:17:50,203
That is... me.
341
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:52,704
Woman:
The curriculum
feels very Eurocentric,
342
00:17:52,787 --> 00:17:54,787
and it isn't at all catered
to our demographics.
343
00:17:54,871 --> 00:17:57,454
Woman 2:
Everyone you brought
to our school was white.
344
00:17:57,537 --> 00:18:00,245
- And mean.
- OK. Thank you.
345
00:18:09,704 --> 00:18:11,412
Issa:
And I'm not trying
to rock the boat,
346
00:18:11,495 --> 00:18:13,495
but I thought
this was something
that you'd want to know.
347
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,662
And where did you get
this information?
348
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,203
I was hearing
a lot of criticism
during our follow-up calls,
349
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:21,120
and since our list
of canceled partnerships
seemed pretty high,
350
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,412
I thought it might be helpful
to call those schools.
351
00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:25,954
No, Issa, it's not helpful.
352
00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:27,495
If I wanted you
to speak on our behalf,
353
00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:28,996
I would have left you
out in the field.
354
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:30,704
You keep overstepping
your bounds.
355
00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:33,037
I'm sorry, I thought that--
356
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,120
Have you noticed
that every time
there's an issue here lately,
357
00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:37,954
you're involved?
358
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:39,871
If you want to be helpful,
359
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,871
get to the root of that.
360
00:18:46,454 --> 00:18:47,579
That's all.
361
00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:52,078
OK, schedule of events...
362
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:54,328
and then
we're gonna do budgeting.
363
00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:55,829
( phone buzzing )
364
00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:09,537
♪ Can't stop, won't stop,
get guap ♪
365
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,829
♪ Ten white toes
in them toy flip-flops ♪
366
00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:14,037
♪ Manicures and pedicures,
I'm always tip-top ♪
367
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,203
♪ When they say I'm not hot
all these lies need to stop ♪
368
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,829
♪ Cuz I'm icy, wifey,
haters wanna fight me ♪
369
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:21,037
♪ Never been the one
got RIP up on a white tee ♪
370
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,370
♪ Keep my hands clean, got some
hittas moving shiesty ♪
371
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,787
♪ Ask me if I'm rollin' with
some Gucci, bitch, I might be ♪
372
00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:27,704
♪ It's very unlikely,
my wrist ain't lookin'... ♪
373
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,037
We said no calls.
374
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,912
I was just seeing
how negotiations went.
375
00:19:30,996 --> 00:19:32,579
Yeah, they went fine.
376
00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:34,495
They accepted all my terms.
377
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:36,662
That's what's up!
Molly, I'm so proud of you.
378
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:38,954
We gotta celebrate.
El Cholo's?
379
00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:41,912
- Really, Dro?
- Come on.
380
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,871
Acquaintances celebrate.
381
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,120
( sighs )
382
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:50,954
- Mm-kay.
- All right, bet.
383
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:52,704
I'll meet you there at 9:00.
384
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,829
No. I'll meet you there.
385
00:19:59,746 --> 00:20:03,120
♪ You're no nothin' but,
you're no nothin' but ♪
386
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,912
♪ You're no nothin' but ♪
387
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:09,287
♪ You're no nothin' but,
you're no nothin' but ♪
388
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,662
♪ You're no nothin' but ♪
389
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,162
- Yo.
- Issa: You busy?
390
00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:19,370
Ah, I got something later on,
391
00:20:19,454 --> 00:20:20,996
but right now I'm free.
Why, what's up?
392
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:23,495
I gotta kill time
before I go home,
393
00:20:23,579 --> 00:20:26,120
and don't you wanna ride
with me while I Lyft?
394
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:28,287
I thought you were
through with that shit.
395
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:29,203
I was,
396
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,078
but today I got time, cuz.
397
00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:34,412
I don't wanna do it
by myself, and...
398
00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:36,328
you know I can get snacks
399
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:37,620
and turn it into a Party Lyft.
400
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,871
Is that a thing?
401
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:40,412
It is, yeah.
402
00:20:40,495 --> 00:20:42,328
Come on, please?
403
00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:43,579
Please, please, please, please!
404
00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:45,495
Please, please, please!
405
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:46,662
OK, listen, I got until--
406
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,829
Perfect, 'cause I'm outside!
407
00:20:48,912 --> 00:20:51,245
- What?
- Hey.
408
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:56,162
♪ Party Lyft,
Party Lyft ♪ Ha!
409
00:20:56,245 --> 00:20:58,078
Why do you gotta
be outta the house?
410
00:20:58,162 --> 00:20:59,412
Daniel's got a girl over.
411
00:20:59,495 --> 00:21:00,996
Damn, Daniel!
412
00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:04,370
Back at it again
with the... fuckin'.
413
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:08,370
He gave me a heads-up,
so that's all I care about.
414
00:21:08,454 --> 00:21:09,537
Hmm. OK.
415
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,287
- ( alert chimes )
- Issa: Oh!
416
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,162
Do we have a rider?
417
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:16,078
We are coming for you,
Erin plus one!
418
00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:18,537
( both singing )
419
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,078
What you got in here?
420
00:21:20,162 --> 00:21:22,203
Yas! A Capri Sun.
You know my heart.
421
00:21:22,287 --> 00:21:25,662
No, girl, those are
for passengers only, so...
422
00:21:25,746 --> 00:21:27,954
♪ Party Lyft, Party Lyft ♪
423
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,537
Partner, partner,
partner, partner, partner!
424
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,370
This party sucks.
425
00:21:32,454 --> 00:21:33,328
( laughing )
426
00:21:35,704 --> 00:21:37,704
- Girl, we gonna be late.
- We not gonna be late.
427
00:21:37,787 --> 00:21:40,704
Hope there's a fine nigga
driving. I wanna be
a Twitter story.
428
00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:44,203
Girl, you stay thirsty.
429
00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:46,620
Hey! Party Lyft!
430
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:48,245
All:
Hey!
431
00:21:48,328 --> 00:21:50,287
( French accent )
Capri Sun?
432
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,078
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh, you fancy.
433
00:21:52,162 --> 00:21:54,537
- I am.
- What you ladies doin' tonight?
434
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:58,454
- Gettin' fucked up.
- Sounds about right!
435
00:21:58,537 --> 00:22:00,203
( all laughing )
436
00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:03,328
♪ I need a nigga
who won't... ♪
437
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:06,037
( song continues )
438
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,203
I love this song!
439
00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:09,328
Y'all are goin'
to The Exchange?
440
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,203
Yup. I hope Hakeem
got a table.
441
00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,370
Me too, 'cause I just
glued this heel back on,
442
00:22:13,454 --> 00:22:14,746
I don't know how long
it's gonna stay.
443
00:22:14,829 --> 00:22:16,746
Yo, look at
this nigga Instagram.
444
00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:18,370
I can't tell
if he got a job.
445
00:22:18,454 --> 00:22:19,912
If you got to ask...
446
00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:21,579
He's supposed to be
gettin' us in tonight,
447
00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:23,078
but I ain't heard back.
448
00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,996
Girl, then why
are we in this Lyft?
449
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:26,746
Be optimistic.
450
00:22:26,829 --> 00:22:28,078
( laughs )
451
00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:29,370
( mouths words )
452
00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:30,746
Molly:
You got your Capri Sun,
453
00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:31,996
don't you?
454
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:36,746
- ( chimes )
- Hey! Five stars!
455
00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:39,954
No tip, but five stars.
456
00:22:40,037 --> 00:22:42,328
They said
I played good music
457
00:22:42,412 --> 00:22:44,579
and reminded them
of their auntie.
458
00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,620
I could see that.
459
00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,162
I'm a good auntie.
460
00:22:48,245 --> 00:22:49,954
All right, so who's next?
461
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,829
Ooh! Let's go
find the niggas!
462
00:22:52,912 --> 00:22:55,078
Yeah, hold on.
463
00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:59,787
Ooh, I found
a Jolly Rancher.
464
00:22:59,871 --> 00:23:02,620
- You find any niggas?
- Hmm...
465
00:23:02,704 --> 00:23:03,787
( chimes )
466
00:23:03,871 --> 00:23:07,954
OK, Nathan with the face. Blam!
467
00:23:08,037 --> 00:23:10,537
We about to come Lyft
yo fine ass. Look.
468
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,120
Uh, yes, we are.
469
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:14,704
( both laughing )
470
00:23:14,787 --> 00:23:19,370
( hip hop music playing )
471
00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:21,579
His face matches.
472
00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:25,454
Issa:
Hey, Nathan.
473
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,162
Welcome to the Party Lyft.
474
00:23:27,245 --> 00:23:28,370
Nathan:
Hey, thanks.
475
00:23:28,454 --> 00:23:30,287
About how long
this gonna take?
476
00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,245
We should be there
in 30 minutes.
477
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,537
30 minutes for four miles?
478
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,996
Man, this what I hate
about L.A.
479
00:23:37,078 --> 00:23:39,120
It take a long-ass time
to get anywhere.
480
00:23:39,203 --> 00:23:41,662
Uh, we don't L.A.-bash
in the Party Lyft.
481
00:23:41,746 --> 00:23:43,245
Are you going
to Saddle Ranch
482
00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:44,787
- for dinner?
- Oh, see?
483
00:23:44,871 --> 00:23:46,537
Girl, that's why
he don't like L.A.!
484
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,579
( chatter )
485
00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:49,787
Give her your phone.
486
00:23:52,287 --> 00:23:55,370
- Trust me!
- Hell no.
487
00:23:55,454 --> 00:23:58,120
Let me see it.
488
00:23:58,203 --> 00:23:59,954
Thank you.
489
00:24:01,454 --> 00:24:03,871
- Fixed it.
- ( alert chimes )
490
00:24:03,954 --> 00:24:05,537
Yas, Worldwide Tacos!
491
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,495
OK, barbecue salmon tacos,
here we come.
492
00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:11,912
Oh, I see. So this just
about gettin' you fed.
493
00:24:11,996 --> 00:24:14,495
Uh, yeah. Keep up.
494
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,370
( girls laugh )
495
00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:17,495
( phone buzzing )
496
00:24:19,162 --> 00:24:20,537
- ( alert chimes )
- Issa: Ooh, yes!
497
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,495
Somebody
want to join our party.
498
00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:23,912
We got time for that?
499
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,579
Plus they not even cute.
500
00:24:25,662 --> 00:24:29,787
Hold up. So...
I made the cut?
501
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:33,287
- Y'all L.A. chicks be wildin'.
- OK.
502
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:37,871
We out here tryin'
to get chills just like you.
503
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,162
How far away is he?
504
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,996
It's on the way.
It'll be quick.
505
00:24:41,078 --> 00:24:43,037
Nathan:
Do what you gotta do.
506
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,120
We on your ride.
507
00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:48,662
( hip hop music playing )
508
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,078
Is that him?
509
00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:01,412
Both them niggas
gonna fit back there?
510
00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:03,328
Oh, wait, that's one nigga.
511
00:25:08,203 --> 00:25:09,495
Hi.
512
00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:11,495
- Issa?
- That's me.
513
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,203
Drivin' the Party Lyft.
514
00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:15,996
It's a Party Lyft?
That's what's up! Shit.
515
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:18,162
Hand me two of them
Capri Suns, then.
516
00:25:18,245 --> 00:25:19,328
Nigga parched.
517
00:25:19,412 --> 00:25:22,078
Gotta see if I have two.
518
00:25:22,162 --> 00:25:25,746
Oh, y'all only have
Fruit Frenzy?
519
00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:26,996
It's a'ight.
520
00:25:27,078 --> 00:25:28,704
Nathan, did you get one?
521
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,412
They only got Fruit Frenzy.
522
00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:34,078
Hey, let's go.
523
00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:39,287
Issa:
♪ Party Lyft,
Party Lyft, Party Lyft ♪
524
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,620
( slurping )
525
00:25:41,704 --> 00:25:43,537
What's up,
little man?
526
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,287
So you goin'
to Hyde Park?
527
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:47,287
I'm easy. I'ma go
wherever y'all go.
528
00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:49,328
Can you go back there
and buckle up?
529
00:25:49,412 --> 00:25:51,120
Oh, you bossy.
530
00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:52,328
- I likes that.
- Hmm.
531
00:25:54,662 --> 00:25:56,704
It's fine.
532
00:26:02,203 --> 00:26:05,871
Uh, Issa?
We got a little sitch
back there.
533
00:26:09,162 --> 00:26:12,162
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Can that not be happening?
534
00:26:12,245 --> 00:26:13,912
Naw, you good.
535
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,746
Uh, the lady asked you
not to do that.
536
00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:23,871
Y'all bitches said
it's a Party Lyft.
537
00:26:23,954 --> 00:26:26,287
- Wow.
- Tell him. Tell him off.
538
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:28,162
Nigga tryin' to party.
539
00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:30,120
Yeah, you should...
540
00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:31,454
get another Lyft.
541
00:26:31,537 --> 00:26:33,120
What you doin', bitch!
542
00:26:33,203 --> 00:26:35,829
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
- Issa, do something!
543
00:26:35,912 --> 00:26:37,829
- Stop fighting!
- That's it?
544
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:39,454
- I'm driving!
- Nigga, pull over!
545
00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:41,620
- I can't find a parking space.
- Fuck a space!
546
00:26:41,704 --> 00:26:43,203
- I'm gonna get a ticket!
- Issa!
547
00:26:43,287 --> 00:26:44,704
( screaming )
548
00:26:44,787 --> 00:26:46,078
- ( tires squealing )
- Molly: Oh God!
549
00:26:46,162 --> 00:26:48,037
- Stop!
- Aah!
550
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,829
( fighting continues )
551
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:54,162
Stop spilling my Capri Sun!
552
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,787
( men shouting )
553
00:26:58,412 --> 00:26:59,954
Where you going?!
554
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,620
I'm not tryin' to get--
555
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:02,829
Come back!
You can't just leave!
556
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,871
- I'm sorry.
- Come back!
557
00:27:05,954 --> 00:27:07,954
( big man groaning )
558
00:27:08,037 --> 00:27:10,871
- You good?
- My eyes.
559
00:27:10,954 --> 00:27:12,120
He not good.
560
00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:18,537
♪ Girl, you're lookin
for somebody ♪
561
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:21,078
♪ Somebody you can call on ♪
562
00:27:21,162 --> 00:27:22,912
♪ Call on when you
need it done right ♪
563
00:27:22,996 --> 00:27:25,203
♪ If you're lookin'
for a real one ♪
564
00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:28,537
♪ So am I ♪
565
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,287
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
566
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,454
( TV playing )
567
00:28:01,662 --> 00:28:04,996
So you couldn't
text me back last night?
568
00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:09,412
My bad.
I, uh, I fell asleep.
569
00:28:09,495 --> 00:28:10,454
Forgot.
570
00:28:11,662 --> 00:28:13,620
OK, Daniel.
571
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,620
I said sorry, Iss.
572
00:28:17,704 --> 00:28:19,620
What's the problem?
573
00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:23,579
There's no problem.
574
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:26,412
You've been
letting me stay here for free,
575
00:28:26,495 --> 00:28:28,495
you've been super-generous
with your space,
576
00:28:28,579 --> 00:28:29,746
and the last thing
I want to do
577
00:28:29,829 --> 00:28:31,454
is come at you
like I'm ungrateful,
578
00:28:31,537 --> 00:28:34,162
but... you-- it's--
579
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,370
What's up, Iss?
580
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:42,120
I know I told you
I didn't care, but I do.
581
00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:44,245
And I still
have feelings for you.
582
00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:46,912
And I'm not saying that
because I want to be with you
or anything--
583
00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:48,287
It's just you said
that you came here
584
00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:50,245
because you wanted
to be close to your job,
585
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,120
now you're telling me
that you got feelings
and shit.
586
00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:53,662
So what is it, a'ight?
'Cause I'm confused.
587
00:28:53,746 --> 00:28:55,662
Both, nigga.
I don't know. I--
588
00:28:55,746 --> 00:28:58,662
You on some bullshit.
Just be real.
589
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:09,871
I came here because
I knew you'd be here for me.
590
00:29:09,954 --> 00:29:14,078
And I really need someone
like that in my life right now.
591
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,662
It's not easy for me
to admit things
592
00:29:17,746 --> 00:29:21,620
when it comes to us sometimes,
because... you make it hard.
593
00:29:21,704 --> 00:29:24,370
Oh, so I told you
to move in with me. Right.
594
00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:26,954
No.
595
00:29:30,245 --> 00:29:32,829
But Daniel,
don't act all innocent
596
00:29:32,912 --> 00:29:35,245
like you don't know
what you're doing.
597
00:29:35,328 --> 00:29:37,662
You're fucking other girls
in front of me
598
00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:39,579
like we don't have history.
599
00:29:53,162 --> 00:29:54,704
♪ Yellow tinted lenses
and a pink gelato ♪
600
00:29:54,787 --> 00:29:56,954
All right.
601
00:29:59,412 --> 00:30:02,954
♪ Fallin' out the window,
hit me back tomorrow ♪
602
00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:09,412
♪ We'll always be
the one tough act to follow ♪
603
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:13,203
♪ 'Cause we aimin'
for the stars
604
00:30:13,287 --> 00:30:15,454
♪ With a point and hollow ♪
605
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,787
♪ Feeling these songs,
mocking jokes and carols ♪
606
00:30:24,245 --> 00:30:27,662
♪ I started this job
selling rocks and arrows ♪
607
00:30:27,746 --> 00:30:30,078
( sighs )
608
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:33,746
♪ 'Cause they only swipe right
if you fuck for follows ♪
609
00:30:33,829 --> 00:30:35,620
H-Hey.
610
00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:38,746
Y-You just let yourself in?
611
00:30:38,829 --> 00:30:40,662
I-- Yeah, my bad.
612
00:30:40,746 --> 00:30:42,954
You weren't answering,
so I--
613
00:30:43,037 --> 00:30:45,120
Oh-- OK.
614
00:30:46,787 --> 00:30:47,787
Hmm.
615
00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:52,704
So, y'all got
in a fight last night?
616
00:30:52,787 --> 00:30:54,245
Oh, God.
617
00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:56,162
You and Issa
do the fucking most.
618
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,912
- Keep talkin' shit.
- Oh?
619
00:30:57,996 --> 00:30:59,203
Yeah. I learned some moves.
620
00:30:59,287 --> 00:31:00,537
- Oh, you did?
- I did. Right here.
621
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,370
- Oh, wow. Show me.
- Bam. Bam. Bam.
622
00:31:02,454 --> 00:31:04,203
( both laughing )
623
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:14,871
Um, can I, uh...
624
00:31:14,954 --> 00:31:17,370
can I have my key back?
625
00:31:17,454 --> 00:31:20,287
What? That's what
you're thinkin' about
right now?
626
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:23,037
I meant to ask for it earlier,
627
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,787
but I just--
628
00:31:24,871 --> 00:31:26,787
Can I get it back?
629
00:31:26,871 --> 00:31:28,579
For what?
630
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,287
'Cause it's my key?
631
00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:34,370
Where is this
comin' from?
632
00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:40,954
Dro, I'm trying
to do things better.
633
00:31:41,037 --> 00:31:44,120
OK? This...
this is hard for me.
634
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,662
- Yeah, it's hard for me too!
- How?
635
00:31:46,746 --> 00:31:49,746
You get to have me
when you want, on your terms.
636
00:31:49,829 --> 00:31:51,704
I told you I need boundaries.
637
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:54,746
Just because you and Candice
get to do whatever
and fuck whomever
638
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,495
don't mean we all want
our shit that messy!
639
00:31:56,579 --> 00:31:58,495
First of all,
don't talk about
what me and my wife do.
640
00:31:58,579 --> 00:32:02,287
All right? So you need
to figure out what you're doing
and what you want.
641
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:04,620
I know I want my key back.
642
00:32:15,412 --> 00:32:17,787
( sighs )
643
00:32:20,078 --> 00:32:23,078
- I think I'm gonna go.
- I think that's a good idea.
644
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,871
♪ But if we just spoke ♪
645
00:32:30,954 --> 00:32:33,954
♪ Like we meant it ♪
646
00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:36,746
♪ Would you reference ♪
647
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,162
♪ This open part of me ♪
648
00:32:38,245 --> 00:32:40,245
It is I,
Colin Kaepernicca.
649
00:32:40,328 --> 00:32:41,746
( laugh track )
650
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:43,787
Ain't nobody
got it harder than brothers.
651
00:32:43,871 --> 00:32:47,287
Hashtag KneeToo.
652
00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:49,537
- ( phone buzzing )
- Yolanda: Well, sisters
653
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:52,078
are the backbone
of this country,
654
00:32:52,162 --> 00:32:53,495
and we're reclaiming
655
00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:57,662
our time's up.
656
00:32:57,746 --> 00:33:00,245
( laugh track )
657
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,162
( grunts )
658
00:33:13,912 --> 00:33:15,203
( laugh track )
659
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,537
( chuckles )
660
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,120
They rebooted Kev'yn.
661
00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:22,704
Little Chris 45 years old,
still hiding in cabinets.
662
00:33:22,787 --> 00:33:25,579
( both laugh )
663
00:33:25,662 --> 00:33:27,912
- Cops beat you?
- What?
664
00:33:27,996 --> 00:33:32,120
Oh, no. Turns out
I'm highly allergic to pork.
665
00:33:32,203 --> 00:33:33,162
( laugh track )
666
00:33:34,662 --> 00:33:36,287
( phone buzzing )
667
00:33:38,454 --> 00:33:40,579
- All right.
- ( keys jingle )
668
00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:44,746
Well, the spot's
all yours tonight.
Um...
669
00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:48,037
see you later....
roommate.
670
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:51,829
Hey, Daniel?
671
00:33:53,495 --> 00:33:55,662
Thank you for everything.
672
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:58,537
Hmm.
673
00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:05,620
( Daniel laughing )
674
00:34:05,704 --> 00:34:08,370
I knew you was gonna do that.
675
00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:11,829
♪ It's both a blessing
and a curse ♪
676
00:34:14,871 --> 00:34:20,537
♪ To feel everything so deeply
like you do, girl ♪
677
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:23,829
♪ There's been more times
that it hurts ♪
678
00:34:26,495 --> 00:34:31,787
♪ But who said love
was ever easy, girl? ♪
679
00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:37,662
♪ Life's a bitch
and then you die ♪
680
00:34:37,746 --> 00:34:40,620
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
681
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,537
♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la ♪
682
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,620
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la, la ♪
683
00:34:50,287 --> 00:34:55,996
♪ Oh, it's easier said
than done ♪
684
00:34:56,078 --> 00:35:02,120
♪ But don't you worry
about those little things
and bigger ♪
685
00:35:02,203 --> 00:35:05,454
♪ To find a relation ♪
686
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,954
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
687
00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:13,287
♪ When you realize there's
no voices in your head, girl ♪
688
00:35:13,370 --> 00:35:15,537
♪ Life's a bitch ♪
689
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:20,328
♪ And then you die ♪
690
00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:21,579
♪ Ooh ♪
691
00:35:25,412 --> 00:35:27,996
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
692
00:35:28,078 --> 00:35:31,037
♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la ♪
693
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,620
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la, la ♪
694
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,996
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
695
00:35:40,078 --> 00:35:42,954
♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la ♪
696
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:47,412
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la, la ♪
697
00:35:58,954 --> 00:36:01,037
It's not great
that there is a white hand
698
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,120
scooping up black kids.
699
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,954
It's not racist 'cause,
it's my hand.
700
00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:07,203
♪ When I roll up
Lookin' hella fine ♪
701
00:36:07,287 --> 00:36:09,412
My credit score
can't be that bad.
702
00:36:09,495 --> 00:36:13,078
The basic credit tiers
are Excellent, Good, Poor, Bad.
703
00:36:13,162 --> 00:36:15,537
This Issa,
it's all way at the bottom.
704
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,746
You know I hate to ask.
705
00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:19,245
Vanessa's not really cool
with you being around,
706
00:36:19,328 --> 00:36:21,370
so maybe I could give you
another week, but then...
707
00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:23,787
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Well, I'll see-- Okay.
708
00:36:23,871 --> 00:36:25,704
♪ Ain't nobody
Gonna do it like me ♪
709
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:29,245
(SHRIEKS) Oh, that's a hair--
No it's not!
710
00:36:29,495 --> 00:36:30,495
♪ I think they wanna ♪
711
00:36:30,829 --> 00:36:32,829
♪ But ain't nobody
Do it like me ♪
50065
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