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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:03,003 [classical music] 2 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,479 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:45,958 [children shouting] 4 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:56,056 - [boy 1] Come on, Mandy, you can do it! - [boy 2] Hit a homer! 5 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:59,059 [boy 3] Easy now! 6 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,758 [boy 4] Come on, back up, back up! 7 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,677 [girl playing classical music on piano] 8 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:17,860 [woman coughs] 9 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,392 [upbeat music resumes] 10 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,741 [children continue shouting] 11 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,016 Back up, back up! 12 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,454 [classical music] 13 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,777 [music fades] 14 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:09,303 [boy] Well, fans, it's the bottom of the ninth and bases are loaded. 15 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,522 And guess who the orphans have at bat? 16 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,351 That's right, it's the homerun queen herself, 17 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,223 the belter from the shelter, 18 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,703 - Miss Amanda... - Amanda Lemmon! 19 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:21,097 - What? - [woman] I'm gonna kill you! 20 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,839 Didn't I tell you not to play ball in that dress? 21 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:27,364 Aw, come on, Diane, I ain't gonna hurt it. 22 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:30,150 It's time for your interview. Now drop the bat, let's go! 23 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:33,892 Just let me smash this ball downtown, OK? 24 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:36,547 All right, you got ten seconds. 25 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:40,072 Otherwise, the game is gonna be called on account of bloodshed. 26 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,338 Come on, Frankie, I gotta go to Staten Island. 27 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,819 Staten Island? What about camp? You'll miss the bus! 28 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,605 I won't either. It's just a look-see. 29 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,955 They're not trying to place you with the Butkis' are they? 30 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,392 So what if they are? 31 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:57,089 You ever met those people? 32 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,004 That family collects kids. 33 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,397 They'll take anybody. 34 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,573 Even the rejects like you. 35 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:05,576 Shut up, Frankie. At least I got an interview. 36 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,319 And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate. 37 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,408 [children laughing] 38 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:14,150 [children teasing] 39 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:18,850 [boy] Hit me in! 40 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,551 [children cheering] 41 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:34,649 Come on, relay, relay! 42 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,012 Over here! 43 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,275 [horn honks] 44 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,247 - Come on, come on. Hop in. - Aw, man, it was a grand slam. 45 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:10,641 Hey, Diane, see if they want a little boy. You know, me and her, two-for-one? 46 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:13,688 What am I, on sale? Get your own. 47 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,996 Staten Island, please. 48 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,784 You're out! We win! 49 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,743 You never touched home base! Yeah! 50 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:29,007 You're a dead man, Frankie! 51 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,975 [dog barking] 52 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,324 - Here you go. - Thanks. 53 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:47,417 OK, so, you know, it's not exactly park Avenue, 54 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:50,246 but you can't always judge a book by the cover. 55 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,335 Besides, you don't wanna be an orphan forever. 56 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,337 So adopt me, why don't ya? 57 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,687 They won't let me adopt you on my salary. 58 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:59,908 Besides that, you know what? You deserve a mother and a father. 59 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:03,607 - So get a husband. - It's not like buying a car, you know. 60 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:07,045 I know. It's gotta be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, 61 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:10,701 reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff. 62 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:13,313 - Right? - Well, a girl's gotta have her standards. 63 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:16,098 Well, I got mine and I say... 64 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,360 ...let's blow off these people. 65 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,319 [clears throat] 66 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,756 Gum. 67 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:22,931 Hat. 68 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,413 Other gum. 69 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,636 Now look, I know these people have a stupid name. 70 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,118 But they really like kids, OK? 71 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,119 Put on a smile. 72 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,341 Sell it, girl. 73 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:45,649 Why do I always gotta wear a dress? 74 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,216 [Diane] 'Cause it makes you look so pretty. 75 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,436 [knocks on door] 76 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:59,968 Oh, isn't she the most precious thing? 77 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,318 What a pretty little dress. 78 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,754 - She's a honey alright. - Oh! 79 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:08,498 Look at that, Fanny, she's got your mother's smile. 80 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,108 And your father's sense of humor. 81 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,591 - I'm sorry. - That was very funny. 82 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:17,028 - Come on in. - [Fanny] Come on, sweetie. 83 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:20,380 [both talking at once] 84 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,589 - Callaway, huh? - [man] Yeah. 85 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,286 Must be a real bigshot. 86 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,419 Oh, you'd be surprised how big. 87 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:06,556 All this for her? 88 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,385 - Uh-huh. - Geez. 89 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,396 Welcome home, princess. 90 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,008 He forgot again, didn't he? 91 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:28,709 Oh, well, I'm afraid your father's been unavoidably detained. 92 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:33,061 But if it's any consolation, I know an old butler who's mighty glad to see you. 93 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:38,109 Oh, I'm sorry, Vincenzo. How terribly rude of me. 94 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,068 I'm very glad to see you too. 95 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,678 Ahh, thank you, honey. 96 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,985 Hey, I see you've been practicing. 97 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,465 Congratulations. 98 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,684 - What's the excuse this time? - Your father? 99 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,860 Well, he's... 100 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,776 He's preparing for your arrival up at the summer house. 101 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,604 - Which one? - On Lake Minocqua. 102 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:57,564 But that's been closed for years. 103 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:00,654 - He never goes up there. - Well, he does now. 104 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,091 - Oh, Vincenzo, you big fat fibber. - Mmm? 105 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:06,790 - What's going on? - My lips are sealed. 106 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,445 You mean it's a surprise? 107 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,926 Oh, yeah, I suppose you could put it that way. 108 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,189 It's a welcome home party for me! 109 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:17,061 Isn't it? I knew Daddy was up to something. 110 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:20,151 - Oh, well, now, Alyssa, I didn't say... - Oh, Vincenzo, I won't tell. 111 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:23,154 I've never had a surprise party my whole life. 112 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,508 Well, this will certainly be a surprise. 113 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,556 Come on, come on, come on, come on, move it! 114 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,427 [children chattering] 115 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,952 - I've got 43. - Me too. 116 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,084 - Guess who's missing? - Oh, come... 117 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,609 - Where's Amanda? - She's not coming. 118 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,001 I'm gonna kill her. 119 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,398 [Diane] Hey, slugger, s'up? 120 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:52,009 I'm not going to stupid camp. 121 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,447 Oh, yeah, I don't blame you. 122 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,841 Look at this place, it's a pigsty. 123 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:00,104 Probably gonna take you the whole week just to make your bed. 124 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,150 Don't joke, I'm serious. 125 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,326 I'm not joking. 126 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:07,895 That's why I sent the bus ahead without us. 127 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,854 - Liar. - Oh, yeah? How much you wanna bet? 128 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,640 - Fifty bucks. - OK, so I didn't send the bus. 129 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,119 Cough it up. 130 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,905 But I will. 131 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:21,038 And then you and I can just sit here until you tell me what's really wrong. 132 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,564 I'm not going to stupid Butkis' either. 133 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,392 I was waiting for that one. 134 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:34,443 If they're the best I can do, Frankie's right. I am a reject. 135 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,795 You're not a reject. 136 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,624 It's just that most people wanna adopt... 137 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:45,628 Babies. I know. 138 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:49,023 This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog pound. 139 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:53,418 Everybody wants a puppy. Just once I'd like to sleep in my own room. 140 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,378 Hey, come here a minute. 141 00:09:56,421 --> 00:10:01,035 - Listen to me. You listening to me? - Mm-hm. 142 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:05,039 I'm gonna find you the best home in the entire world. 143 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,695 That's a promise. 144 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:12,046 You don't make promises, remember? 145 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,352 I didn't say I don't make promises. 146 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:17,268 I said I don't make promises I can't keep. 147 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,705 There's a big difference. 148 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:24,624 Now... can we please go to camp? 149 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:27,278 Please? 150 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:30,064 - Please, please, please, please, please, please? - OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! 151 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,720 But you still owe me fifty bucks. 152 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,286 [up-tempo music] 153 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,294 [children chattering on bus] 154 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:32,822 Oh, Vincenzo, it's gorgeous! 155 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,651 I think this house is going to be my favorite. 156 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,046 [Vincenzo] Yeah, I remember many happy years here. 157 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,831 - Hey! There she is! - Oh, Daddy! 158 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,268 Come over here! Oh, my little... 159 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,185 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 160 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,231 You're not Alyssa Callaway. Alyssa Callaway's a little girl 161 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,145 and you're a foot taller than she is. 162 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,713 - It's me, honest. - It is? 163 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,414 Honey, I've missed you so much. I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport to meet you. 164 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:02,504 That's OK. I knew it had to be something really important. 165 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:07,248 - Ah. - Like... a party, maybe? 166 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,467 - She knows about the party? - I didn't say a thing. 167 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,818 - Huh. - Vincenzo didn't tell me. 168 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,211 I figured it out on my own. 169 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,996 - Oh. - I should've let you surprise me, 170 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,388 but I'm too excited. 171 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,390 You are? 172 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,653 It's still on, isn't it? 173 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,699 Yes, of course it's still on, sweetheart, 174 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,049 but are we talking about the same party? 175 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,315 Oh, Roger! She's darling! 176 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,187 Alyssa, I would like you to meet a very good friend of mine, 177 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,362 Clarice Kensington. 178 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,278 Hello, Miss Kensington, how do you do? 179 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:41,761 Ohh... what a perfect little girl. 180 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,807 Roger, I'm absolutely smitten! 181 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,551 You and I are going to be great friends. 182 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,161 Are you here for my party? 183 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,555 Your party? 184 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,299 Roger, don't tell me you haven't told her. 185 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,822 Told me what? 186 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,523 Sweetheart, the party is not for... 187 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,700 Another couple of hours. 188 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,746 So, let's get you settled in there, princess. 189 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,357 Yes, why don't you do that. 190 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:17,405 I'm sure you two have lots to talk about. 191 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:21,496 [exhales] He didn't tell her, I can't believe he didn't tell her. 192 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,628 Maybe he wanted to give her the good news in person. 193 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,024 I'm sorry, did I say something to you? 194 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:31,245 [up-tempo music] 195 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,248 [excited chattering on bus] 196 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,831 Remember to bring your own bag. Everybody off! 197 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,235 Yo, Carmen, you blind? 198 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,020 What? 199 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,804 [chattering] 200 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,374 Girl, when you gonna get a life? 201 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,817 - Miss Kensington seems nice. - [Roger] Mm-hm. 202 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,471 Does she work with you? 203 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,431 [stammers] Not exactly. 204 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,523 Hey, I got something to show you. 205 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,090 Right up here. 206 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,659 You see there, across the lake? 207 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,748 That's Camp Callaway. 208 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,142 That was your mom's favorite project. 209 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,883 So, is she from the camp? 210 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,668 - Who? - Miss Kensington. 211 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,934 Oh, sweetheart, I gotta have a little talk with you. 212 00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,290 You know, Alyssa, a lot's happened while you were gone. 213 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,252 And you know I haven't been able to come up to this house since Mom passed away. 214 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,863 Mm-hm. 215 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,866 But there comes a time when a person has to move on. 216 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,782 You're getting older and... 217 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:17,568 ...and there's just so much a father can do without help. 218 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,702 - We have Vincenzo, he helps us. - That's right, he does. 219 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:24,967 And he's been a good friend to this family for a long time, but... 220 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,535 ...what I think our family really needs is a... 221 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,885 Excuse me. 222 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,452 Telephone, boss, it's a board meeting. 223 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,715 - Oh, let me call them back... - They said it was urgent. 224 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,064 I'm with my... 225 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,679 - Will you forgive me? - Don't I always? 226 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,683 It's so good to have you home. 227 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,688 - It's on two? OK. - Yeah. 228 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,823 Hey, young lady. 229 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:58,131 Summer vacation, officially. Go play. 230 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:01,525 - Will you come with me? - Gee, I wish I could, princess. 231 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,614 But I'm afraid I got a lot of work to do, sorry. 232 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,066 [Frankie] Whoa! Check it out! 233 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,719 Buckingham Palace! 234 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,765 That's in London, brainless. 235 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,636 It's the Callaway house. 236 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,988 [boy] Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted. 237 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,903 - It's not either. - Ask anyone. 238 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,993 Every full moon old lady Callaway's ghost 239 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,256 crosses the lake and eats one of the campers. 240 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:40,260 Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the Tooth Fairy in Queens. 241 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,089 - You ever been over there? - No. 242 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,614 If you're so sure it's not haunted, why don't you go over there and ring the doorbell? 243 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,791 - Think I'm scared? - Five bucks says you're chicken. 244 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,620 Cough it up, choir boy. Show me your money. 245 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,275 Oh, this I gotta see. 246 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,600 [Clarice] I didn't even know they had a caterer in the country. Thank God. 247 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,603 - [gasps] - [Clarice] They say the first Mrs. Callaway 248 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:24,347 was a lovely woman, but look at this room. 249 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:27,698 No wonder the woman's dead, she had absolutely no taste. 250 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,613 I can't wait to sell this house. 251 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,312 Now, Jules, I want one bar set up in here 252 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,009 and two out in the patio... 253 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,016 Well hello, munchkin. 254 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,543 [nervous laugh] 255 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,284 Oh, boy. 256 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,463 Daddy! 257 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,770 Honey? Honey, what's the matter? 258 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,033 What? 259 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,556 What, what? You all right? 260 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,471 No! 261 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,995 What? What happened? 262 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,433 [stammers] She hates this house! 263 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:10,654 Oh, let's not be dramatic, darling. 264 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:15,920 She was hiding in the den and I simply said that we might... fix it up some day. 265 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,314 That is if you'll let me. 266 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,577 Who is she?! 267 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:23,711 [nervous laugh] 268 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,457 I guess there's no easy way to say this. 269 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,596 Sweetheart... Clarice and I... 270 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,469 - ...will be married next month. - Wha...? 271 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,253 You're finally gonna have a real family. 272 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,386 And she's gonna be your new mother. 273 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,865 Isn't that wonderful? 274 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,741 [feigns a deep sigh] 275 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,052 She does this sometimes. 276 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:04,534 - Honey. Honey, honey... - [Clarice] And she gets away with it. 277 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:09,452 I'm sorry, roger, but little tantrums mustn't be rewarded. 278 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,367 Alyssa... come on, sweetheart. 279 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239 [Clarice] Roger, you're only making it worse. 280 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,937 I know what I'm talking about. 281 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,507 All right, people, back to work. 282 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:24,075 Shoo, shoo, shoo. Let's focus on the engagement party. 283 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,208 Sure hope you're right. 284 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,170 Trust me, I'm a woman. 285 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,567 Oh, look at the time. I've got to get my face on. 286 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:47,055 How's about some milk and cookies, huh? 287 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,449 I've lost my mother and now I've lost my father. 288 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,234 I have no family. I'm an orphan. 289 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:56,717 I'm running away and don't you dare tell Daddy! 290 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,328 [boy 1] Come on, come on, we gotta hide. 291 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,329 [Frankie] What if we get caught? 292 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,591 [boy 1] Don't let her see ya. 293 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,592 - [boy 2] Who? - [Frankie] Old lady Callaway. 294 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,422 There's no ghost. 295 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,643 - [boy 2] Look at her. - [Frankie] She's nuts. 296 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,087 [Alyssa] I won't go back. I won't. 297 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,263 She's not the boss of me. 298 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,831 Vincenzo, have you seen Alyssa? 299 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,790 I'm under strict orders not to tell you that she ran away. 300 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,837 Great, why didn't you stop her? 301 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,404 Well, I thought I'd give her the benefit of a head start. 302 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,233 So she could reclaim a little dignity, you know. 303 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,322 You'll make sure she comes home OK? 304 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,107 Sure, don't worry. Right away, boss. 305 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,674 Thanks, Vin. 306 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,070 It doesn't look haunted. 307 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,638 That's what they want you to think stupid. 308 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945 Frankie, this isn't funny anymore, let's get out of here. 309 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,468 Don't worry, she'll chicken out. 310 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,733 Go, go, go. 311 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:18,842 Well, if it isn't a little orphan girl. 312 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,280 [all gasp] 313 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,630 - [Frankie] Someone's home! - We were just coming after you. 314 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,850 Look, I didn't mean nothing! it was just a joke, you know?! 315 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,635 Just kidding around, honest! 316 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,071 [door closes] 317 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,901 She didn't even scream. 318 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,425 Let's get you ready for the big dinner, OK? 319 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:40,342 Big dinner? Listen, Lurch, you don't want me, I'm too skinny. 320 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:44,520 There are other kids, big fat ones, right outside. Eat them. 321 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,785 What in the world are you talking about? 322 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,531 Hey, Frankie... 323 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:59,535 ...the full moon, that's tonight, right? 324 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,755 - [theme from Psycho] - [all gasp] 325 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,800 [Frankie] Old lady Callaway's ghost? 326 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,110 [all] It's her! 327 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,633 [all screaming] 328 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,988 Guess you think I'm pretty stupid, huh? 329 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,948 Nah, you're just a little upset, that's all. 330 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:24,691 - Looks like I just won five bucks. - Mmm? 331 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,041 So, when's this party? Am I invited? 332 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:30,305 Your dress is upstairs on the bed, cocktails are at five. 333 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,829 Now, if you'll excuse me, please. 334 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:37,356 A dress? Me? You gotta be kidding. 335 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,364 Nobody's even looking for me. 336 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:49,019 [sighs] There you are. 337 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:53,023 [laughing] I have been looking everywhere for you. 338 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,983 - You have? - Well, of course I have. 339 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,290 Let me ask you a question. 340 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,858 You did not come all the way up here 341 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,948 to sit around like a bump on a log, did you? 342 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:10,171 No... I guess not. 343 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,826 Well then, come on, slugger, they're playing football. 344 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,828 You're missing out on all the fun. 345 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,665 OK. 346 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,584 [grunts] I thought, "Where is she? What's happened to her?" 347 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:37,503 - [whistle blows] - [chattering] 348 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,331 - So I hear Amanda's quite the jock. - Yeah, the kid's a natural. 349 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:44,205 - Great speed. - OK, student body left. Everybody block for Amanda. 350 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,076 - On four. Ready? - [all] Break! 351 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,602 - Who's Amanda? - Funny. 352 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,234 [Twilight Zonetheme] 353 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,702 She's probably eating her liver right now. 354 00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,356 Do you think one camper's enough? 355 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,793 I mean, what if she's still hungry? 356 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,404 Look! 357 00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:56,103 Twenty-four, thirty-six, hut, hut, hut, hut! 358 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,237 - Hey, I got it! - [boy] Run! 359 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,325 - [screams] - [all shouting] 360 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,502 You're going the wrong way. 361 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,247 Whoo! 362 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:16,819 Great speed. Bad sense of direction. 363 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:17,733 [♪Georgia Satellites: "Hippy, Hippy Shake"] 364 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,822 ♪For goodness sake 365 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,346 ♪I got the hippy, hippy shake ♪ 366 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:26,220 - [screaming] - ♪Yeah, I got the shake 367 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:29,179 ♪I got the hippy, hippy shake ♪ 368 00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:32,095 ♪Whoo! The hippy, hippy shake ♪ 369 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:37,884 ♪Well I've been shaking to the left, shake it to the right ♪ 370 00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:40,843 ♪You do the hippy shake shake with all of your might ♪ 371 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,758 ♪Baby yeah 372 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:46,327 ♪Yeah, come on shake 373 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:49,373 ♪Oh it's in the bag 374 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:52,551 - ♪Whoo! The hippy hippy shake ♪ -[both grunt] 375 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,512 [both gasp, scream] 376 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:05,259 Do you see... what I see? 377 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:08,479 I don't know what you see, but what I see is me. 378 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:11,874 I see me too. 379 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:14,007 Does that mean there's two of you? 380 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,009 Or... or two of me? 381 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,366 [grunts] 382 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:27,673 [shudders] 383 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:34,070 Wow, there really is two of us. 384 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,159 Don't you find this odd? 385 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,466 No, this is weird. 386 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:41,991 This is really, really weird. 387 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:45,429 Wait a sec. You live at the Callaway house. 388 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,910 And your that girl from camp. 389 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,826 [both] They thought I was you. 390 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,350 Alyssa Callaway, it's a pleasure to meet you. 391 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,657 Amanda, put her there. 392 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,442 No wonder that big penguin guy asked me in. 393 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:01,707 Oh, that's Vincenzo, he's our butler. 394 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,447 Who's the woman with the dark, long hair? 395 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:04,927 I liked her. 396 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:07,147 Oh, that's Diane. We're buds. 397 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,975 She's pretty cool for a grown-up. 398 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,759 Mm-hm. 399 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,414 What the heck were you doing over there anyway? 400 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:17,026 I... I wanted to see what it was like to be an orphan. 401 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,725 What? Why?! 402 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,335 Because it looked like fun. 403 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:24,381 Fun being an orphan? 404 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,905 What's the matter with you? 405 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,037 So why were you at my house? 406 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:32,389 I was... just... 407 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:33,782 I was just ringing the doorbell. 408 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:35,610 What for? 409 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,221 Because kids think that place is haunted. 410 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,571 That's stupid. 411 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:43,270 Yeah? Well then, who's that scary blond lady? 412 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,534 She's absolutely horrid. 413 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,797 If I were you, I'd get rid of her. 414 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,277 Any suggestions? 415 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,192 You're talking to a pro here. 416 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:55,978 I've driven away more possible parents than you'll ever meet. 417 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,893 Don't you want a family? 418 00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,939 Girl's gotta have her standards. 419 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,725 So tell me something, this party. 420 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:04,900 You really don't wanna go? 421 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,337 I'd rather eat dirt. 422 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:10,993 OK, so listen. You be me, I'll be you. One night only. 423 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,169 Tomorrow at noon, we switch back. 424 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,389 - What do you say? - That's wonderful. 425 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:18,435 That way, you can scare off Clarice for me. 426 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:22,396 Only, don't be such a goody-goody. You know, I got a reputation to protect. 427 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:25,051 I scored a touchdown, didn't I? 428 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,140 OK, just don't talk so good. 429 00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:30,056 Use lousy English, like... 430 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:33,712 "Ain't ya never gonna wanna don't ya have to go to the bathroom?" 431 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,844 That sort of thing. 432 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,847 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 433 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:42,372 I say, you do catch on rather quickly. 434 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,898 - Stables, noon. - Yes. 435 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,726 [♪Us 3: "Cataloop [Flip Fantasia]"] 436 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,728 ♪Yeah 437 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,947 ♪Yeah 438 00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,601 ♪Yeah 439 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,995 ♪What's that? 440 00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:57,344 ♪Yeah 441 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,739 ♪Yeah yeah 442 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,566 ♪Funky funky 443 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:05,395 ♪How 'bout a big hand now? 444 00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:07,136 ♪Wait, wait a minute 445 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,661 ♪Groovy groovy jazzy funky pounce bounce dance ♪ 446 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:14,491 - ♪As we dip in the melodic sea ♪ - Ooh! Close 447 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:18,757 Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. 448 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,236 What seems to be the problem? 449 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,719 I'm a hairdresser, not a zookeeper. 450 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,070 ♪Floating like a butterfly Set afloat sounding like a lullaby ♪ 451 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,942 ♪Brace yourself as the beat hits ya ♪ 452 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:32,031 ♪Dip trip, flip... 453 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,424 What in the name of God is going on here? 454 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,601 [nervous laugh] Hi, Vinny. 455 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:40,300 I mean, Vincenzo. 456 00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:43,216 I got... distracted. 457 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,261 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 458 00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:47,133 - Really? - Mm-hm. 459 00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:49,962 Cool. 460 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:55,010 I mean, it's just that I'm so terribly relived that you aren't pissed. 461 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,403 Oh... 462 00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,536 Pissed, miss? 463 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:05,238 Oh... why don't you... Why don't you get dressed, please? 464 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:08,197 And let... let Carlo do your hair, all right? 465 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:10,547 I liked it better when she fainted. 466 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,768 [kids chattering] 467 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:26,955 [grunting] 468 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,577 [small gasp] 469 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:47,802 This is really good! 470 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,110 Well, of course it is, silly. It's you favorite. 471 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:53,025 It is? 472 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,765 Oh, yes, of course. 473 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:56,376 The... 474 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,989 ...big, gooey, messy burger. 475 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:03,209 Also known as a Sloppy Joe. 476 00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:05,602 Sloppy Joe, right. 477 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:08,083 Your favorite? 478 00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:10,520 Yes, and with dern good reason. 479 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,133 Did you just say "dern"? 480 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,267 - [quiet chattering] - [mild-tempo music on piano] 481 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,143 I haven't seen you in so long. 482 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:30,627 Hello. Good evening. 483 00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:33,326 - [man] Good evening. - How swell of you to come. 484 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:34,980 - So nice to see you. - [man] Nice to see you. 485 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,286 - Like my dress? - [man] Very nice. 486 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,941 [waiter] Escargot, Miss Callaway? 487 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:42,204 Why, thank you, waiter person. 488 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:44,076 I'm starving. 489 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,687 I mean, I'd adore one. 490 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,128 This tastes like a balloon. 491 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:54,913 It's snails, miss. 492 00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:57,567 Good. 493 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,309 Nice. 494 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:01,571 Chewy. 495 00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:10,711 All this money and these people eat slugs? 496 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:18,719 Well, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence. 497 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,809 Clarice, right? You looked better with the mask. 498 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,463 I beg your pardon. 499 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:26,553 Alyssa. 500 00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:30,470 Clarice has been regaling us with your many accomplishments at the Academy. 501 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:32,863 Might we entice you to play something? 502 00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:36,650 Of course, I'd be delighted. 503 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:39,261 Whatever did you have in mind? 504 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,611 Checkers, dodgeball? 505 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,488 No, no, dear girl. 506 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:51,708 Muffy was referring to the piano. [gasps] 507 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,928 [stammers] 508 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:58,063 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 509 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:01,936 Before we sit down to dinner, my future step-daughter, 510 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:07,507 whom I absolutely adore, has consented to play one of the pieces 511 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,771 that won her first prize at the Windsor Academy Youth recital. 512 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:20,259 Hold it, time out. I can't play the piano. 513 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,348 But I just told everyone that you would. 514 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,611 Then do me a grand favor and un-tell them. 515 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:28,006 Look, you little... [chuckles] 516 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:31,313 If you embarrass me in front of all these people, 517 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:34,012 I'll make sure that you never play anything... 518 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,405 ...ever again. 519 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:37,972 Have I made myself clear? 520 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,715 Clear as glass. 521 00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,761 In fact, I can see right through you. 522 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:51,246 [applause] 523 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,906 Ladies and gentlemen, 524 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:03,563 normally I'd be tickled to play a selection from... 525 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:07,567 ...Chopin. But in honor of my new stepmother, 526 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:11,832 - whom I absolutely adore... - [crowd] Aww. 527 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,314 I decided to play a little something of my own. 528 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:44,517 You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little bit of attention? 529 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,173 - I'd say she's demanding it. - Hm. 530 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:50,305 [children shouting] A shark! Shark! 531 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:55,354 Fin! Huckleberry Finn! 532 00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:56,833 Yeah, that's it! You got it! 533 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:59,184 [boys cheering] 534 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:01,534 [girls booing] 535 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,366 Oh, man, the guys are ahead of us by eight seconds. 536 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:10,151 OK, Amanda, it's your turn. You're up. Go, girl. 537 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,936 - Me? - You're the best. Show 'em what you got. 538 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,374 [all cheering] 539 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,292 [boys booing] 540 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,563 Look at her, she's nervous. 541 00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,347 Yeah, so? 542 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:34,567 I thought Amanda wasn't scared of nothing. 543 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,356 [Alyssa] What am I supposed to do? 544 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:48,015 Ready. Set. Go! 545 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:51,758 [all] Song! 546 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,164 What? What happened? 547 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,991 "London Bridge is Falling Down"! 548 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,906 That's it! 549 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,517 [girls cheering] 550 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:21,091 [knocking on door] 551 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,537 You may enter. 552 00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:37,151 - Mind if we talk? - What ever about? 553 00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:39,936 Clarice. 554 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,156 - [makes gagging sounds] - Hey. Hey, hey! 555 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,681 None of that. She was very upset with your performance this evening. 556 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:48,293 Now, don't you think you should give her a chance? 557 00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:52,558 I did. And she's a big phony-baloney if you ask me. 558 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:55,213 I've never heard you this outspoken. 559 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,866 Wouldn't it be nice to have a mother? 560 00:36:56,910 --> 00:37:00,218 Yeah, and it'd be nice to have a father too. 561 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:03,525 - But... I mean... - No, sweetheart, 562 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:07,094 I think the person you're really angry at... is me. 563 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:08,878 - You? - Mm-hm. 564 00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:11,011 - What'd you do? - Well, I... 565 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,014 I haven't been much of a father lately. 566 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:16,146 I've been working and I haven't seen you. 567 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,539 But you know what? All that's gonna change. 568 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,367 Because Clarice is going back to the city tomorrow. 569 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:22,762 Gee, I hope it was nothing I did. 570 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,112 No, no, no. She's got a wedding to plan. 571 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:27,767 But that means you and I are gonna get to spend some time together. 572 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,160 Get to know each other again. Is that OK? 573 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:33,251 Yeah? Good. 574 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,078 Let's tuck you in, you little snuggler. 575 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,388 - I'll see you tomorrow. - OK. 576 00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:43,391 Good night, honey. 577 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:45,437 Hey. 578 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,831 I like having a father. 579 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:52,270 Well, I like having a daughter. Good night, sweetie. 580 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:00,626 Lights out! 581 00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,457 Lights out, cabin three. 582 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,026 [cricket chirrs] 583 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,898 [frog croaks] 584 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,737 Come on, come on, this I gotta see. 585 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,304 We're gonna get caught, I just know it. 586 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,831 Come on, Frankie, it's a full moon. 587 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:35,400 Shut up, stupid. Zombies hear better than dogs. 588 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,367 - [croaks] - [screams] 589 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,849 It's a frog! 590 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:51,851 - [boys gasp] - [girls screaming] 591 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:54,506 Amanda, scared of a frog? 592 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,203 She's changed all right. 593 00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,944 Now do you believe me? 594 00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:00,425 Yeah, she's one of them vampire people. 595 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:01,730 Let's get out of here! 596 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,170 [Diane] A frog, huh? 597 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:11,566 Well, you know what? You should've kissed it. 598 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,568 It might've turned out to be Prince Charming. 599 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:15,788 Eww, gross. 600 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,442 Not for you, for me. 601 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,400 You've kissed a frog? 602 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,969 No, toads are my specialty. 603 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,667 Big, old, ugly suckers with tongues like this. 604 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,800 - It is not. - It is too. 605 00:39:27,843 --> 00:39:29,758 How else do you think I'm gonna catch a guy, huh? 606 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,934 - I don't know. I don't know. - Huh? Huh? 607 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:36,461 - [both laughing] - A-ha! There's that smile. 608 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:39,159 And that time I think it went all the way up to your eyes. 609 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,467 You remind me of someone. 610 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,294 I do? Who? 611 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:46,558 Someone I've never met. 612 00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:49,038 Well, how can I do that if I've never met her? 613 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:52,825 Sometimes, when I dream, I think I see her. 614 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:59,092 You know, you've been acting just a little bit weirdo today, kiddo. 615 00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,355 I think maybe it's all this fresh air. 616 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,052 Don't make fun. 617 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:06,316 Sorry. 618 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,493 It's just that usually, you're such a tough guy. 619 00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:12,279 - Don't tell anyone, 'kay? - Scouts honor. 620 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:16,414 I mean, after all, I wouldn't want to spoil my reputation none. 621 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,459 None. 622 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:21,549 I've got an idea. let's go spy on the boys. 623 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,520 [Roger] Aww. 624 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,612 Safe trip, honey. 625 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:41,743 [♪James Brown: "I Got You [I Feel Good]" 626 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,049 ♪I feel good 627 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,879 ♪I knew that I would now 628 00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:50,099 ♪I feel good 629 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,451 ♪I knew that I would now 630 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:56,628 ♪So good 631 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,064 ♪So good 632 00:40:58,107 --> 00:41:00,458 ♪I've got you 633 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,417 ♪Ow! I feel nice 634 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:06,551 ♪Like sugar and spice 635 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:11,338 ♪I feel nice 636 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:13,427 ♪Like sugar and spice 637 00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,648 ♪So nice 638 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,432 ♪So nice 639 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,173 -[screaming] - ♪I got you 640 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,567 Oh, my God! 641 00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,840 ♪When I hold you in my arms 642 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:38,452 ♪I know that I can do no wrong ♪ 643 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,542 ♪And when I hold you in my arms ♪ 644 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:44,327 ♪My love won't do you no harm ♪ 645 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:47,635 ♪And I feel nice 646 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,594 ♪Like sugar and spice 647 00:41:51,421 --> 00:41:54,250 ♪I feel nice 648 00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,296 ♪Like sugar and spice 649 00:41:57,906 --> 00:41:59,560 ♪So nice 650 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,214 ♪So nice 651 00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:02,955 ♪I got you 652 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:06,088 ♪I feel good 653 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,701 ♪I knew that I would now 654 00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,139 ♪I feel good 655 00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:15,968 ♪I knew that I would 656 00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:19,362 ♪So good 657 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,234 ♪So good 658 00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,192 ♪I got you 659 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,937 How was the party? 660 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:31,592 Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone. 661 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,376 You did it! 662 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:36,249 The bad news is, she'll be back in a week. 663 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:38,860 Oh, you didn't. 664 00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:42,385 So what's a cool guy like your dad doing with a witch like her anyway? 665 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:44,866 It's too bad he didn't meet Diane first. 666 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,129 Now she's awesome. 667 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,871 Yeah, they'd be perfect for each other. 668 00:42:54,484 --> 00:42:56,704 You're not thinking what I hope you're not thinking. 669 00:42:56,748 --> 00:43:00,621 - Wanna bet? - But he's getting married next month. 670 00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:04,146 So, all they gotta do is meet once. Then they'll fall in love for sure. 671 00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:06,018 How do you know? 672 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:09,630 'Cause Diane says when it happens, it happens like that. 673 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:14,026 OK, so look, you go back to Diane and I'll go back to your dad. 674 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,811 Wait, why not the other way around? 675 00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:19,640 Because you know what he likes and I know what she likes. 676 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:21,903 They need all the help they can get. 677 00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:23,601 But how are we going to get them together? 678 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:27,692 [horse whinnies] 679 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,704 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 680 00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:42,358 You're too tense. Relax. 681 00:43:42,402 --> 00:43:45,884 Oh, I got 1,000 pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says "Relax". 682 00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:48,103 Just move with the horse and you'll be fine. 683 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,976 Now when did you become an expert all of a sudden? 684 00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:53,761 Ain't you never seen a Western? 685 00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:56,372 Honey, the last Western I saw was an omelet. 686 00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:06,774 Look at your form, young lady. What happened to those equestrian classes you took? 687 00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:09,559 Are you asking me a question? 688 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,694 Come on, I'll race you to the lake. 689 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:16,218 No, no. Slow is good. 690 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,046 I like to enjoy the scenery. 691 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:19,831 [groans] 692 00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:24,400 ♪I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle ♪ 693 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:28,709 ♪As I ride merrily along 694 00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:31,581 Hey, we're doing a good job, aren't we? 695 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,801 I think I'm finally getting the hang of this. 696 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,978 Hey! 697 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,676 I'm getting the hang of this! 698 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:44,116 Oh, come on, Amanda, my voice isn't that bad! 699 00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:48,294 Oh, well. 700 00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:51,558 ♪I've been in the desert on a horse with no name ♪ 701 00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:54,300 ♪Feels good to get out of the rain ♪ 702 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:57,520 Not only is she an excellent rider, she's a gourmet cook. 703 00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:01,916 She paints. She speaks four languages. 704 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,614 You know, honey, you could learn a lot from Clarice. 705 00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:06,486 Alyssa, there's a... 706 00:45:06,529 --> 00:45:09,532 Alyssa. Alyssa? 707 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:11,970 Honey? 708 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,322 Alyssa?! 709 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:27,159 Come here, come here. Shh. 710 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,946 I'm jiggling. [humming] 711 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,601 Whoa, whoa, ho. 712 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:38,561 [exhales] Where is that girl? 713 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:39,737 - Did you bring it? - Mm-hm. 714 00:45:51,226 --> 00:45:52,662 Whoa, bud. 715 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:57,537 - [whinnies] - [screams] 716 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,626 Somebody, turn this thing off! 717 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:03,543 Wow. 718 00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:05,675 Alyssa! 719 00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:13,683 Stop this right now! I'm telling you to stop! 720 00:46:13,727 --> 00:46:15,294 Somebody! 721 00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:23,084 - Step on it! - Yah! 722 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,874 Oh, God! 723 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,266 Please! Oh! 724 00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:34,922 - Oh, dear. Oh, my. - Ha! Ha! 725 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,932 Help! 726 00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:48,283 Help me! Somebody help me! 727 00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:50,633 Hang on. 728 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:54,507 Hang on! Hang on! 729 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:57,510 [both shouting] 730 00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:00,818 - Help me, someone! - Hang on. Slow down, girl. 731 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:02,645 Oh, God, don't talk to me, talk to the horse. 732 00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:04,517 I was talking to the horse. 733 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,693 - [sobbing] - It's OK, it's OK. 734 00:47:06,736 --> 00:47:10,828 No! I'm on a killer! They gave me a killer horse! 735 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:13,613 Relax, it's OK. Shh. You're gonna be OK. 736 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:14,832 - [continues sobbing] - OK. 737 00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,144 You OK? 738 00:47:23,188 --> 00:47:25,059 Lord Almighty, I about dropped my transmission back there. 739 00:47:25,103 --> 00:47:27,932 Ah, well, if it's any consolation, 740 00:47:27,975 --> 00:47:30,282 I used to look like a real jerk on a horse. Oh! 741 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:38,638 How many fingers here, cowboy? 742 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,772 - Six. - Close enough. 743 00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:44,296 - Can you stand? - Yeah. 744 00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,167 [groans] 745 00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:50,650 I'm not sure which is more bruised, my butt or my ego. 746 00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:51,999 [Diane] You should have somebody take a look at that. 747 00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:54,262 - My butt? - No. 748 00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:55,916 - That cut right there. - Ow! 749 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,658 - Ooh, sorry. - Oh, great. 750 00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:01,008 You know what? We have first aid over at the camp. 751 00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:02,836 Oh, thanks, I just live over here. 752 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,579 Are you Roger Callaway? 753 00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:09,103 - I think so. - The Roger Callaway? 754 00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:10,888 From the Callaway Foundation for Kids? 755 00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:12,890 Yeah, that's me. 756 00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:15,066 Oh, I'm Diane Barrows. You know, I always wanted to meet you. 757 00:48:15,109 --> 00:48:17,155 My kids just love your camp. 758 00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:19,940 - Oh, yeah? You have kids? - Well, they're not mine, 759 00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:22,203 I work for the Eastside Children's Center in Manhattan and we're here for a week. 760 00:48:22,247 --> 00:48:23,248 Oh, of course. 761 00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:28,035 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Mr. Callaway. 762 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:29,994 - Roger, please. - Roger. 763 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:35,477 Oh, and thank you for saving my life. 764 00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:38,480 And you really should put some iodine on your butt. 765 00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,005 - Cut. - [laughs] 766 00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:43,703 - Miss barrows. - Diane. 767 00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:48,708 Diane, I was wondering if I could offer you some iced tea or something. 768 00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:52,146 I'd love to hear more about the camp and how it's all going. 769 00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,888 - Only if we can walk. - You took the words right out of my mouth. 770 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,543 - Yes! - Come on. 771 00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,328 [Diane] Now lay still. 772 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:02,678 [Roger groans, flinches] 773 00:49:02,722 --> 00:49:06,987 - Ow. - You certainly are an angel of mercy, Miss Barrows. 774 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,207 Oh, I see worse cuts than this every day. 775 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:12,558 - Thanks, Vincenzo. - My gang's always inventing new ways to get hurt. 776 00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:14,081 - [all chuckle] - You must really love children. 777 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:16,388 Well, what's not to love? 778 00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:18,694 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 779 00:49:18,738 --> 00:49:21,480 Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow. You big baby. Oh, come here. 780 00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:25,223 Is that better? 781 00:49:31,229 --> 00:49:32,230 Yeah. 782 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:36,756 [clears throat] 783 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:42,196 I can't hear anything. 784 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,156 We've gotta get closer. 785 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:48,898 [Diane] You know... you're not at all what I expected. 786 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:51,379 Oh. What were you expecting? 787 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,599 Well, blue blood, for one thing. 788 00:49:55,688 --> 00:49:57,864 I sort of thought you'd be some rich, big, old, fat geezer 789 00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,518 who smokes cigars. 790 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:02,477 Really? No, I made my money the old-fashioned way. 791 00:50:02,521 --> 00:50:04,827 - Pure dumb luck. - I doubt that. 792 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:06,220 Nope, I swear to God. 793 00:50:06,264 --> 00:50:07,917 About 12 years ago a cellular phone 794 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,789 was just something out of Star Trek. 795 00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:13,488 But I thought it was pretty cool so... I bought the airspace. 796 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:15,360 - [Diane] Get out! - [Roger] Yeah. 797 00:50:15,403 --> 00:50:19,190 [Diane] Oh, my God. That's like money out of thin air. 798 00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:21,583 You'll notice I don't carry one. I hate the damn things. 799 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:25,022 Excuse me, Miss Kensington, boss. 800 00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,936 She insists. 801 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:30,114 Excuse me, it's my... Miss Kensington. 802 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:33,943 Hi, Clarice, how you doing? 803 00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:37,556 [Clarice] How am I doing? 804 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:39,123 [sobbing laughter] 805 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:42,561 Please. Honey, look, honey... 806 00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:45,781 Do you have any idea 807 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:48,132 what your daughter has done? 808 00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,569 - No, what? - She spit... 809 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:52,397 Gum? In your hair? 810 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:56,792 - Are you sure? - Am I sure?! 811 00:50:56,836 --> 00:50:59,926 Oh, my God, you should see it! 812 00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:02,320 Well, I'm certain it wasn't intentional. 813 00:51:02,363 --> 00:51:04,539 Look, of course, you've had a rough day. 814 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:07,977 No, no, "rough" is a broken nail, darling. 815 00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:10,850 What I've had is a train wreck! 816 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:13,722 Look, just try to calm down, I'll speak to her... 817 00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,289 You know what, Roger? Excuse me, I think I'm just gonna go now. 818 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:17,335 Just one second, one second, please. 819 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:22,992 Wait, Roger. Is there a woman there with you, Roger? 820 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:26,213 Yes, there's sort of a woman here, she's from the camp across the lake. 821 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:30,174 Oh, how delightful. 822 00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:34,265 I'm in the middle of a crisis and you're having a bachelor party. 823 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:36,397 I'm in a meeting, that's all. 824 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,182 It's just a meeting. 825 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,273 Look, no, we're not gonna have dinner. 826 00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:43,709 There's nothing gonna go on... 827 00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,277 Please... 828 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,626 I'll see you at the end of the week. 829 00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,107 OK. Me too. 830 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,196 Bye bye. I'm so sorry... 831 00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:02,031 Sorry about that. 832 00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:09,735 But she squeezed me so hard, it just sort of popped out. 833 00:52:09,778 --> 00:52:13,304 - Uh-huh. - Don't think she likes me very much. 834 00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:16,655 Sweetheart, she's been looking forward to meeting you for months. 835 00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,222 Do you have any idea how much she loves children? 836 00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,181 No. Do you? 837 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:25,098 Well... come to think of it, 838 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,621 you are the first kid I've ever seen her with. 839 00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:27,840 But I'm sure it's a whole bunch. 840 00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:29,450 And you love her, right? 841 00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:33,846 Well... yes. 842 00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:37,023 Like that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, 843 00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:39,939 over-the-fence World Series kind of stuff? 844 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,377 Is that what it says in the dictionary? 845 00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:45,074 And you're marrying her because Alyssa needs... 846 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,860 I mean, I, I need a mother. 847 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,170 Honey, I think that's enough questions for today. 848 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:56,129 Wait. I only got one left. 849 00:52:57,391 --> 00:52:58,914 Let's have it. 850 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:02,266 Who was that pretty woman out on the patio? 851 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:04,833 [woman] The Roger Callaway? 852 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,750 [Diane] On a white horse, no less. 853 00:53:08,794 --> 00:53:10,578 [woman] So? 854 00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:14,539 So, he comes riding up, saves my life. 855 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:16,367 He's probably worth a billion dollars. 856 00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:20,153 He's totally cute. Oh, my God, he's so cute. 857 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:23,939 And to top it all off, he's, honest to God, a nice guy. 858 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:26,159 And I'm just stupid enough to think he's available. 859 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,117 - Isn't he? - No. 860 00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:30,511 Is to! 861 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,557 [scoffs] How would you know? 862 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,167 Was he wearing a ring? 863 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:39,520 [scoffs] Look, even if he was available, 864 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,174 he wouldn't be interested in me. 865 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,784 You shouldn't put yourself down. 866 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:46,005 Guys like him like girls with food names. 867 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:51,184 Cookie, Muffin, Candy. 868 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,707 They don't marry girls like me. 869 00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:54,361 He did once. 870 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:56,320 What is this, published somewhere? 871 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:59,540 Her name was Kathy and she wasn't a food, she was a teacher. 872 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:03,588 Ah. He's even more perfect than I thought. 873 00:54:03,631 --> 00:54:05,894 I'm cheating, give me one of those. 874 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,723 Give me that stick. 875 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,119 - [Roger] Vincenzo? - [Vincenzo] Hmm? 876 00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:14,163 [Roger] Do you believe in magic? 877 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,513 You mean like card tricks? 878 00:54:15,556 --> 00:54:18,037 No. Sparks between two people. 879 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,082 The thing that happens when you least expect it. 880 00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:21,649 Why do you ask? 881 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:25,740 [stammers] I... No reason, just... 882 00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:28,221 It's been so long since Kathy and... 883 00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,180 [sighs] 884 00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:34,053 I just didn't think it could happen to me again. 885 00:54:34,096 --> 00:54:37,143 Well, that Miss Kensington is really something. 886 00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,581 [Roger] Well, actually... 887 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,410 ...that's not who I meant. 888 00:54:43,454 --> 00:54:46,108 Yeah, I know. 889 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,679 Well, you're my best man. 890 00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:54,203 Aren't you supposed to come up with some words of wisdom right about now? 891 00:54:57,032 --> 00:54:58,904 Why don't you go for a drive? 892 00:54:58,947 --> 00:55:00,732 See where you end up. 893 00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:14,180 Where's he going? 894 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:15,399 Hey, Vinny! 895 00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:17,836 [whistling] 896 00:55:22,797 --> 00:55:26,323 It's the home office. The Butkis' want Amanda. 897 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,454 The paperwork just went through. 898 00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:28,499 Well... 899 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,677 Hi, who the hell is this? 900 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,374 Oh, yeah? Well, this is Diane Barrows. 901 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,594 And since when does your department OK an adoption 902 00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:40,162 without the case worker's report? 903 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:42,774 Yeah, I know these people are nice. 904 00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:46,343 Yes. Yes. Look, have you ever met those people? 905 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:49,433 These people collect kids, they will take anybody. 906 00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:00,618 [children chattering] 907 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,149 Excuse me, can you tell me where Diane Barrows is, please? 908 00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:12,804 - I think she's in the office. - [girl] Come on, let's go! 909 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:15,197 Let me just run this by you one more time, OK? 910 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:18,244 Just, please, just... Just hear me out one more time. 911 00:56:18,287 --> 00:56:22,553 OK, I know I don't make that much money and I know that... 912 00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:25,556 ...I'm a little bit single, but I want to adopt Amanda. 913 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,298 No! I... Are you laughing at me? 914 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:32,084 - He's laughing at me! - [man on phone laughing] 915 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,868 You stupid jerk! 916 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,349 [exhales] 917 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,705 - Diane? - What?! 918 00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:47,969 Oh, it's you. 919 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:50,450 Did I come at a bad time? 920 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:53,845 A bad time for a "meeting"? 921 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:58,589 No, I'm just having a little problem with one of my kids. 922 00:56:58,632 --> 00:56:59,807 Is there anything I can do to help? 923 00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,375 You've already saved my life, Mr. Callaway. 924 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:07,598 - What can I do for you? - I would like to apologize for yesterday. 925 00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:09,991 It was very rude. I never should have taken that call 926 00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:12,080 and I would like to make it up to you. 927 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:13,995 OK, then give me your car. 928 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:21,655 Well, perhaps we could discuss it over lunch at a little pizza joint I saw in town. 929 00:57:21,699 --> 00:57:23,918 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't. 930 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:29,228 I understand. Maybe some other time then. 931 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,795 No, it's not like that. 932 00:57:30,838 --> 00:57:34,755 It's that I'm on duty today in the mess hall. 933 00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:38,455 - It's my kids' turn to serve. - Oh, I see. 934 00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:41,066 But, you know what? If your heart's set on Italian, you could join us. 935 00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:44,678 We're having macaroni and cheese. 936 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:47,855 - Still come with a peach cobbler? - Oh, yeah. All you can eat. 937 00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,737 [Clarice] Muffy, darling, Craig can meet the president on Sunday. 938 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,696 I need bridesmaids. 939 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,264 You must come. 940 00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:08,528 Oh! Fabulous! 941 00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:10,269 Oh, there's my other line. Gotta go, love you, mean it, ciao. 942 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,361 Hello? Bernard. 943 00:58:15,404 --> 00:58:18,756 Bernard, why do you keep bothering me with numbers? 944 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:21,280 It's my wedding. Whatever it costs, just get it! 945 00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,988 It's a cozy little spot. 946 00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:35,773 When was the last time you were here? 947 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:37,078 It must be ten years. 948 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,211 - Ten years?! - Yeah. 949 00:58:39,254 --> 00:58:41,605 What'd you do, build the camp and then never come back? 950 00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:43,258 No, it was my wife's idea. 951 00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:44,956 She had a very, very big heart. 952 00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:47,524 - Had? - She passed away when Alyssa was born. 953 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:50,309 Oh. Sorry. 954 00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:52,398 I just never could come back. 955 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:54,008 Until now, that is. 956 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,795 [all cheering] 957 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,983 Here you go. 958 00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,507 Hi, Carmen. Where's Amanda? 959 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,466 I don't know. One minute she's behind me and the next... 960 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,077 Will you get her for me, please? I want to introducer her to someone. 961 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,774 Sure. 962 00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:25,257 I'm having the hardest time keeping tabs on this girl. 963 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,346 She keeps running off. 964 00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:29,827 Tell me about it. I got one just like her at home. 965 00:59:45,538 --> 00:59:47,279 - [chattering] - [gasps] 966 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:04,862 - What are you doing? - I'm... 967 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:07,908 ...cleaning this window. Look at it, it's filthy. 968 01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:10,824 Diane wants to see you, come on. 969 01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:14,001 - [stammers] But... I... - Hey, where you going with my hat? 970 01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:19,398 Do something, Alyssa. 971 01:00:21,008 --> 01:00:22,053 Here she comes now. 972 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:29,843 My compliments to the chef. 973 01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,717 Amanda, take that thing off. 974 01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:38,025 Let her keep it on. For all we know, it might be the latest thing. 975 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,451 [all gasp] 976 01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:17,674 [stifles laughter] 977 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,501 [snorts] 978 01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:21,286 Excuse me, ma'am... 979 01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:24,332 ...did you just snort? 980 01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:27,074 [snorts] 981 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:34,212 I suppose you think this is funny. Hmm? 982 01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:37,302 Well, maybe you'll get a little chuckle out of this. 983 01:01:37,345 --> 01:01:38,825 You wouldn't dare. 984 01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,261 [screams] 985 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:43,221 Food fight! 986 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,397 [♪Little Richard: "Tutti Frutti"] 987 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,834 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 988 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:50,619 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 989 01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:53,318 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 990 01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:55,450 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 991 01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,366 ♪Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom ♪ 992 01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:01,021 ♪I got a gal, named Sue 993 01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:04,721 That was great! I couldn't have done it better myself. 994 01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:07,419 I almost had a heart attack. 995 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:10,248 [delighted screaming] 996 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:11,858 ♪She rocks to the West 997 01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:14,165 ♪She's the gal that I love best ♪ 998 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,558 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 999 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:19,170 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 1000 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:21,912 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 1001 01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:23,565 ♪Tutti frutti Oh rutti ♪ 1002 01:02:23,609 --> 01:02:25,959 [both laughing] 1003 01:02:26,003 --> 01:02:29,789 I... I guess that's what they mean by "eat and run", huh? 1004 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,270 We need doggy bags. 1005 01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:36,100 Oh, damn, look at me, I'm covered in cobbler. 1006 01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:37,710 Well, you look good in peach. 1007 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,712 Actually, leave it. I may still be hungry. 1008 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:46,066 I can't believe you hit me with the butter. 1009 01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:49,548 I didn't start it. You just talked to that short order cook of yours. 1010 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,811 Oh, yeah. Where is she anyway? 1011 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,596 Look at your head. 1012 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,208 You know, if you wanna get cleaned up, there's showers right over there. 1013 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,994 You know, I've got a better idea. 1014 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:02,822 Will you excuse me? And maybe hold some of that? 1015 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:04,563 Pardon me. 1016 01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,870 Whoo! 1017 01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:17,141 - What's wrong with him? - Beats me. 1018 01:03:17,184 --> 01:03:19,665 I've never seen him act like this. 1019 01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:24,061 Yahoo! 1020 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:25,932 [shouts] 1021 01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,938 Yeow! 1022 01:03:31,982 --> 01:03:34,114 I think he's gone mental. 1023 01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:36,682 He's got a lot on his mind. 1024 01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,515 Didn't your mother tell you not to swim after you eat? 1025 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:46,213 Oh, yeah, I forgot. I got a cramp! 1026 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:47,954 Oh! I can't swim! 1027 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,826 [shouts] 1028 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:57,529 Ah, no fair. I saved you. 1029 01:03:57,572 --> 01:04:00,314 Uh-uh. It's too cold. 1030 01:04:00,358 --> 01:04:01,838 I'm not going in there. 1031 01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:03,840 [gasping] 1032 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,236 Come on, I don't wanna save you right now! 1033 01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:15,199 All right, buster, you better be worth it. 1034 01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:18,028 Yahoo! 1035 01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:25,862 Roger? You're not funny. 1036 01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:29,213 Roger? Oh, my God. 1037 01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,780 Roger? 1038 01:04:31,824 --> 01:04:35,654 Say... a guy could drown waiting for you. 1039 01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:37,656 Callaway, I'm gonna kill you! 1040 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:39,049 Bonsai! 1041 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:40,180 [screams] 1042 01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:44,837 Roger, I am gonna kill you. 1043 01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:48,885 - It's working. - Look at them. 1044 01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:53,672 [Vincenzo] Mmm. Now that's more like it. 1045 01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,327 [chuckles] 1046 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,372 Whoo-hoo! Roger, darling, anyone home? 1047 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:04,509 Well, Miss Kensington, what a surprise. 1048 01:05:04,552 --> 01:05:06,163 We weren't expecting you. 1049 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:08,469 Yes, I know. [clears throat] Where's Roger? 1050 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:11,690 Oh, Mr. Callaway is out for the afternoon. 1051 01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:15,824 Oh, I see. 1052 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:18,523 Well, when he returns will you please tell him I wish to speak with him? 1053 01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,786 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you so much. 1054 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,749 I'd like a Diet Coke, please. 1055 01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:29,969 One Diet Coke coming up. 1056 01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:34,843 With lime. 1057 01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:48,205 Hmm, fairly early in the day to be looking at stars. 1058 01:05:55,603 --> 01:05:56,953 [gasps] 1059 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:02,001 What do we have here? 1060 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:04,699 [gasps] 1061 01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:06,005 [sobs] 1062 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:07,615 [whimpers] 1063 01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:12,011 - Just like I said. - You know what, 1064 01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:14,840 you can't always be this much fun, because it wouldn't be fair. 1065 01:06:14,883 --> 01:06:17,843 Trust me, I haven't done anything like this in years. 1066 01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:18,800 Well, it feels good, doesn't it? 1067 01:06:20,411 --> 01:06:21,890 Feels better every second. 1068 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,111 - Oh, don't move. - Why? 1069 01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:27,287 - There's a thing. - What do you mean "a thing"? 1070 01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:30,290 - It's a little... - A bug? A bug? 1071 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:31,639 - It's a... it's a... - A bug? What kind of 1072 01:06:31,683 --> 01:06:34,555 It's right here. A maraschino bug. 1073 01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:36,427 It's highly poisonous. 1074 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:38,951 And you wanted to go for pizza. 1075 01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:46,698 I almost didn't come over at all. 1076 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,613 I'm glad you did. 1077 01:06:50,267 --> 01:06:52,356 - Diane? - Shh. 1078 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:56,664 - [rumbling] - [both scream] 1079 01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:04,759 What was that? 1080 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:07,110 [groans] It's a sign. 1081 01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:10,330 What do you mean "a sign"? 1082 01:07:10,374 --> 01:07:12,724 I mean, I don't know what I mean. I... 1083 01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,073 I think I know what you mean. 1084 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:17,294 It's your Miss Kensington, right? 1085 01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,994 I'm getting married next month. 1086 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,214 Well, of course you are. 1087 01:07:27,173 --> 01:07:28,087 [groans] 1088 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:40,621 So what was this? Just sort of a last fling? 1089 01:07:40,665 --> 01:07:42,841 I didn't know what this was. I was hoping to find out. 1090 01:07:42,884 --> 01:07:45,626 Oh, Rog, don't worry about it. I can help you out here. 1091 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:47,628 It was nice to meet you. 1092 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:50,022 And thanks for the camp. 1093 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,633 Oh, by the way, congratulations. 1094 01:07:52,677 --> 01:07:55,114 Diane, please. Diane. 1095 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,421 You know what? 1096 01:07:57,464 --> 01:07:59,292 This just kills me. 1097 01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:02,643 We might've hit this one out of the park, you and me. 1098 01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:03,905 It was there. I know it. 1099 01:08:03,949 --> 01:08:07,213 That can't-eat, can't sleep, 1100 01:08:07,257 --> 01:08:09,433 reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence 1101 01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:11,348 World Series kind of thing. 1102 01:08:13,263 --> 01:08:15,352 Oh, well. 1103 01:08:21,619 --> 01:08:23,577 I have got to get a dictionary. 1104 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:28,626 They were so close. 1105 01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:31,890 Grown-ups, they think too much. 1106 01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:34,588 I give up. 1107 01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:36,634 No, we mustn't! 1108 01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:38,679 And why mustn't we? 1109 01:08:38,723 --> 01:08:40,855 Because, third time's the charm. 1110 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:43,075 - Right? - Right. 1111 01:08:47,732 --> 01:08:50,082 Boss! Boss! 1112 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,345 - It's Miss Kensington. - Thanks, Vincenzo. 1113 01:08:52,389 --> 01:08:54,521 - I'll take it down here. - No, no, no, no. 1114 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,220 Not here. Up there. 1115 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:02,442 - Up there? - I'm afraid so. 1116 01:09:05,358 --> 01:09:10,102 - [laughing] Roger, darling! - Clarice! 1117 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,582 Your hair. You're here! 1118 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:16,456 Ooh, what did you do? Fall in the lake? 1119 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,589 You know, it's the funniest thing. I was... 1120 01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:20,156 Aren't you supposed to be in New York? 1121 01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:23,115 Oh, I couldn't bear to be away from you a moment longer. 1122 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:24,769 Oh, you were just gone a day. 1123 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:28,947 I know and I was positively miserable the entire time. 1124 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:32,168 Which is why I've decided we simply mustn't wait another day. 1125 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:34,387 - To what? - To be married, silly. 1126 01:09:34,431 --> 01:09:36,520 Oh, next month seems like an eternity. 1127 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:39,392 And when two people are as much in love as we, 1128 01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:43,091 I say what's wrong with tomorrow? 1129 01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:47,313 - Tomorrow? - Darling, you haven't said a word about my hair. 1130 01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:54,755 OK, listen to this. 1131 01:09:54,799 --> 01:10:00,239 "Dear Roger, you are so totally fresh. Just thinking about you drives me mental." 1132 01:10:00,283 --> 01:10:05,331 Meet me at that place we met with the horses. 7:00 tonight. Love, Diane." 1133 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,378 - How's that? - Very romantic. 1134 01:10:08,421 --> 01:10:10,815 - Wanna hear mine? - Yep. 1135 01:10:10,858 --> 01:10:11,816 "Dear Diane..." 1136 01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:18,779 [Roger] "Dear Diane, ever since the first time I saw you riding a horse, 1137 01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:21,042 I can't stop thinking about it. 1138 01:10:21,086 --> 01:10:23,567 And I know we were disturbed at the lake when the canoes fell over, 1139 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:28,920 but I must see you again where I saved your life at 7:30. 1140 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,531 Yours truly, Roger Callaway." 1141 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,452 Yes! 1142 01:10:44,631 --> 01:10:47,373 Ah, there you are, my little gum-chewing assailant. 1143 01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:51,508 - You're back. - What, no big hug hello? 1144 01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:53,727 You're not supposed to be here. 1145 01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:55,729 [scoffs] In a perfect world, dear, neither are you. 1146 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:57,775 Now get packed, we're leaving for the city. 1147 01:10:57,818 --> 01:11:00,168 Right now? It's too soon. 1148 01:11:00,212 --> 01:11:04,042 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 1149 01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:07,524 We're leaving tonight. 1150 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:10,048 This little act of yours is getting old. 1151 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:14,052 - What act? - Oh, please. 1152 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,447 By the time I was your age, I'd been through three step-mothers, 1153 01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,623 so I know all about the lengths that little girls will go through 1154 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:21,929 to keep Daddy all to themselves. 1155 01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:25,193 Hey, you got that all wrong, lady. 1156 01:11:25,237 --> 01:11:28,109 Alyssa, don't be rude. I am talking. 1157 01:11:28,153 --> 01:11:30,764 What was I saying? Oh, yes. 1158 01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:35,421 [clears throat] You have had Roger to yourself for nine wonderful years, 1159 01:11:35,465 --> 01:11:38,337 but after tomorrow, I'm the woman of the house. 1160 01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:41,775 And you're off to a year-round boarding school. 1161 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:44,691 Possibly in Tibet. Ha-ha-ha! 1162 01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:46,563 Did you say tomorrow? 1163 01:11:50,654 --> 01:11:52,264 [sighs] Should I have come here? 1164 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:56,616 Yes, stupid. 1165 01:11:56,660 --> 01:12:01,186 He's only worth about 20 billion dollars for God's sakes. 1166 01:12:01,229 --> 01:12:04,363 Right, now I'm just after him for his money. 1167 01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:06,191 How shallow is that? 1168 01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:08,759 I liked him before I knew he was rich. 1169 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:10,978 Hmm. 1170 01:12:11,022 --> 01:12:13,154 So I should've come here. 1171 01:12:13,198 --> 01:12:15,635 OK, so, he's a little bit engaged. 1172 01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:19,117 But... [scoffs] 1173 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,162 ...I've never met her, so maybe that doesn't count. 1174 01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,381 No. 1175 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,078 God. 1176 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,823 Come on, ladies, perk up. 1177 01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:41,182 Come on, Amanda, we're missing the fireworks! 1178 01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:44,490 [woman] Amanda. Amanda. 1179 01:12:44,534 --> 01:12:47,493 Amanda, this is Miss Van Dyke, she's from Children Services. 1180 01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:49,147 Hello there, little lady. 1181 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:51,976 I believe I have some very good news for you. 1182 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,806 Come to mama, sweetheart. 1183 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:04,902 I feel pretty ding-dang-dong stupid. 1184 01:13:06,643 --> 01:13:09,515 - But my name's Amanda! - Alyssa, stop it. 1185 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,779 Come on, honey. 1186 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:16,522 Do we have to listen to this the whole way? 1187 01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,789 Oh, great, now I'm gonna be roadkill. 1188 01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:30,928 Diane, help! 1189 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:32,625 Wait a minute, what are you doing?! 1190 01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:35,498 Damn! 1191 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:40,285 You were supposed to protect her! 1192 01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:42,809 You should've done something. You could've slit their tires or something, anything! 1193 01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:45,682 - They had the paperwork. - What paperwork? 1194 01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:47,814 We couldn't find you! Miss van Dyke was here. 1195 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,947 What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van for God's sake? 1196 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:51,818 I would have. 1197 01:13:53,690 --> 01:13:55,822 I'm taking the Jeep. 1198 01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:59,130 - Hey, that's the camp's. - Don't you give me...! 1199 01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:03,264 [man on radio] Lots of tie-ups this morning. 1200 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:05,789 And it's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, ten for the Holland. 1201 01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:08,531 The BQE's backed up for about two miles 1202 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:11,534 and if you're taking the Van Wyck better allow and extra 15. 1203 01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:13,840 Whatever you do, stay out of Midtown. 1204 01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:16,887 It's going to be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington 1205 01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:21,457 finally lands her man. 1206 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,285 [Mr. Butkis] Now these little nincompoops over here are your new brothers and sisters. 1207 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:28,115 Now from the left you got Bubba, Bridget, Brenda, 1208 01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:32,946 Bonnie, Billy, Bobby, Ben and little Harry Jr. 1209 01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:35,427 Now he's ours. 1210 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,995 Look here, there's been a big mistake. 1211 01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:41,215 You see, my name is not Amanda. 1212 01:14:41,259 --> 01:14:44,480 - [Mrs. Butkis laughs] Oh, we know that, honey. - You do? 1213 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:48,832 Sure. And you will never have to be Amanda again. 1214 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:54,315 [Mr. Butkis] That's right, because from now on, you're gonna be little Betty Butkis. 1215 01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:57,493 Huh? Now kids, scoot over and give Betty here some Cocoa Puffs. 1216 01:14:57,536 --> 01:15:03,324 Oh and after breakfast, we're gonna go down and see where your daddy works. 1217 01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,370 Isn't that gonna be fun? 1218 01:15:07,285 --> 01:15:08,591 [telephone rings] 1219 01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:13,770 [woman] Callaway residence. One moment, please. 1220 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:15,946 Miss Callaway, it's for you. 1221 01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:19,863 Hello, this is Miss Callaway. 1222 01:15:19,906 --> 01:15:22,605 [Alyssa] Amanda, I can't talk long. 1223 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:26,173 It's me, Alyssa. Or should I say... 1224 01:15:29,089 --> 01:15:30,656 Betty Butkis. 1225 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,528 Oh, no! I'm adopted?! 1226 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:35,226 [groaning] 1227 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:39,186 Those guys scary or what? 1228 01:15:39,230 --> 01:15:41,145 What happened yesterday? 1229 01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:43,800 - Are you sitting down? - Yeah, kind of. 1230 01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:46,019 Clarice moved up the wedding. 1231 01:15:46,063 --> 01:15:50,197 Your dad's getting married in two hours and 12 minutes. 1232 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:52,591 Oh, no. What do we do now? 1233 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:55,681 I don't know, but it's gonna have to be something major. 1234 01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:59,555 And quick. Amanda, you've got to get me out of here. 1235 01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,339 These people aren't just scary. they're... 1236 01:16:01,382 --> 01:16:02,645 [phone clicks] 1237 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:04,298 Amanda? 1238 01:16:04,342 --> 01:16:05,996 Alyssa? 1239 01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:07,519 Alyssa! 1240 01:16:10,653 --> 01:16:13,090 New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. 1241 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:15,135 Butkis rules. 1242 01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:20,184 - [knocking on door] - Hmm? 1243 01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:24,362 Hey, Vin, you've been taking care of Alyssa all her life. 1244 01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:27,060 - Right? - Oh, no, Alyssa, not again. 1245 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:30,020 - Answer the question. - Yes, from the day she was... 1246 01:16:30,063 --> 01:16:32,544 From the day you were born. 1247 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,242 So you know pretty well everything about her? 1248 01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:39,290 - Mm-hm. - Every freckle, every bruise, every scar? 1249 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,987 Yeah, I supposed you could say that. 1250 01:16:41,031 --> 01:16:44,077 Bet you don't remember this one, do ya? 1251 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:46,427 No, that one escapes me. 1252 01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:48,560 Broken bottle, sliding into home. 1253 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:52,042 - Huh? - Or this one. 1254 01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:57,656 Rusty nail, right through my shoe. Bled for six blocks. 1255 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:02,705 How about here? Ever seen this? 1256 01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:06,056 - When did you get that? - Roman candle last 4th of July. 1257 01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:08,928 - Right in the head. - My God! 1258 01:17:08,972 --> 01:17:11,322 You're not Alyssa. 1259 01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:14,238 Nope, name's Amanda. Put her there. 1260 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:17,415 Identical strangers? 1261 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:19,635 Holy mackerel, that's amazing! 1262 01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:21,854 Yeah, and it's weird too. 1263 01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:25,945 But if you're here with us, then Alyssa is... 1264 01:17:25,989 --> 01:17:28,818 - In a whole lot of trouble. - I gotta tell Mr. Callaway. 1265 01:17:28,861 --> 01:17:31,777 Oh, no. Wait! You can't tell him yet. 1266 01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:35,563 We've gotta get him to see Diane one more time before the wedding. 1267 01:17:35,607 --> 01:17:38,741 They'll fall in love and Clarice will be history. 1268 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:43,136 [Clarice] Where the hell is everybody?! 1269 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:45,661 Vincenzo! 1270 01:17:45,704 --> 01:17:48,751 I sure hope you got a plan. 1271 01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,560 [clears throat] 1272 01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:20,391 Vincenzo? 1273 01:18:20,434 --> 01:18:23,002 What are you doing here? 1274 01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:25,788 I came for Mr. Callaway's daughter, Alyssa. 1275 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:30,009 You got her, I want her back. 1276 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:33,099 What are you talking about? 1277 01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:35,362 I don't have Roger Callaway's daughter, I don't even know Roger Callaway's daughter. 1278 01:18:35,406 --> 01:18:37,147 Oh. Oh, yes you do. 1279 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:41,891 This. This is Alyssa Callaway. 1280 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:46,460 No. [stammers] You gotta get your eyes checked because this is a little girl named Amanda. 1281 01:18:46,504 --> 01:18:50,421 Oh, oh no. No, no. This is your Amanda. 1282 01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:52,815 But... 1283 01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:00,692 Oh, my God. 1284 01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:03,695 Look, they're identical. 1285 01:19:06,393 --> 01:19:08,004 Oh, this is amazing. 1286 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,659 Yeah, and it's weird too. 1287 01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:15,054 Now I understand that through some simple mix-up, 1288 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:19,493 that Alyssa is in the care of Child Services. 1289 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:23,454 Now, I've been authorized to tell you that if I get her back right away, 1290 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:25,761 there'll be no legal entanglements. 1291 01:19:27,284 --> 01:19:32,158 [stammers] She's not exactly with me. 1292 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:34,508 - Here. - What? 1293 01:19:34,552 --> 01:19:38,861 She's been... well, she's adopted. 1294 01:19:38,904 --> 01:19:42,081 Well, then you better un-adopt her quick. 1295 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:45,215 Mr. Callaway's getting married in 90 minutes at St. Bartholomew's. 1296 01:19:45,258 --> 01:19:47,130 He's expecting his daughter to be there, his real daughter. 1297 01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:49,741 - Ninety minutes? - Yeah. 1298 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,918 Well, I can't even get to Staten Island and back in 90 minutes. 1299 01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:56,617 Well, can I suggest that you go really, really fast? 1300 01:19:58,881 --> 01:20:03,363 Here, if you get into any trouble, call this number. 1301 01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:06,410 Ask for Lou. 1302 01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:09,021 Lou. 1303 01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,371 Lou who? 1304 01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:26,299 Well, hey. Look at this mess. 1305 01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:28,171 Clean it up. 1306 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:31,783 - You clean it. - Betty, put a cork in it, OK? 1307 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,741 He's management. 1308 01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:39,051 My father's Roger Callaway. 1309 01:20:39,095 --> 01:20:43,012 And when he finds out what you're doing here, 1310 01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:45,362 he's gonna buy this whole town, 1311 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:47,016 and kick you out of it. 1312 01:20:47,059 --> 01:20:49,714 Ooh, Roger Callaway, huh? 1313 01:20:49,757 --> 01:20:51,324 Well then, how come you ain't at his wedding? 1314 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,154 Oh, yeah. 1315 01:20:58,418 --> 01:21:01,291 [Amanda] Come on, Diane, you can do it. 1316 01:21:01,334 --> 01:21:03,336 We might have to stall a little bit. 1317 01:21:04,468 --> 01:21:06,644 How? 1318 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:10,082 How should I know? You're the brains of this operation. 1319 01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:13,172 [Diane] I must be crazy. 1320 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:15,435 I am not going in that church, no matter what happens, 1321 01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,960 I am not going in that church. 1322 01:21:28,535 --> 01:21:30,320 It's only natural to be nervous. 1323 01:21:32,322 --> 01:21:34,063 Actually, I was thinking about the World Series. 1324 01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:35,716 - Baseball? - Mm-hm. 1325 01:21:37,718 --> 01:21:39,590 Vincenzo, did you ever hit a homerun? 1326 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:41,897 Not recently. 1327 01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:43,681 Well, you know the feeling when it's bottom of the ninth, 1328 01:21:44,725 --> 01:21:46,814 the bases are loaded, 1329 01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:49,208 and you know the next one's coming right down the middle. 1330 01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:55,606 And then... you just connect. 1331 01:21:57,738 --> 01:22:02,265 And, for an instant, you know it's going over the fence 1332 01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:03,570 and out of the park, 1333 01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:07,487 and further then you could ever imagine. 1334 01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:09,707 [Vincenzo] Yeah, that's a great feeling. 1335 01:22:11,404 --> 01:22:12,928 Yeah. 1336 01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:23,851 Clarice hates baseball. 1337 01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:32,425 - [gears grinding] - Come on, Seabiscuit, don't fail me now. 1338 01:22:47,179 --> 01:22:49,965 Hello? Hello? 1339 01:22:50,008 --> 01:22:51,705 [man] You looking for a Butkis? 1340 01:22:51,749 --> 01:22:54,970 - What? - You looking for a Butkis? 1341 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:58,277 Yes! Yes, I am. Do you know where he is? 1342 01:22:58,321 --> 01:23:00,801 At the salvage yard, where else? 1343 01:23:00,845 --> 01:23:03,456 Harry works those poor kids to the bone. 1344 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,677 - What do you mean? - Why do you think he's got so many? 1345 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,070 [Jeep backfires] 1346 01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:11,551 [motor dies] 1347 01:23:14,902 --> 01:23:17,731 Lou, Lou. Hey, hey, buddy, can I use your phone? 1348 01:23:17,775 --> 01:23:19,255 Yeah, sure. No charge. 1349 01:23:33,617 --> 01:23:37,577 We've been looking for you, Your Highness. 1350 01:23:37,621 --> 01:23:40,102 Leave me alone. 1351 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:43,844 But, Your Majesty, we brought you something. 1352 01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:47,718 Yeah, something to make you feel more at home. 1353 01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:53,289 I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac. 1354 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:55,639 What is taking so long? 1355 01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:58,250 Relax, Clarice, enjoy the moment. 1356 01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:00,513 This is the happiest day of your life. 1357 01:24:01,775 --> 01:24:03,995 I'm happy. Don't I look happy? 1358 01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:09,261 This is me happy, see? 1359 01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:12,351 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy! 1360 01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:14,745 Let's get this show on the road! 1361 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:19,402 [Billy] Here's your royal throne, Alyssa Callaway. 1362 01:24:19,445 --> 01:24:21,534 - [children laughing] - Hail Betty. 1363 01:24:21,578 --> 01:24:23,362 Queen of the scrap heap. 1364 01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:25,364 [all] Hail Betty! 1365 01:24:25,408 --> 01:24:28,237 My name's Alyssa Callaway! 1366 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:31,022 Yeah, right, and I'm Princess Di. 1367 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,937 [helicopter approaches] 1368 01:24:36,419 --> 01:24:39,465 [man on speaker] Attention, Harry Butkis. 1369 01:24:39,509 --> 01:24:41,685 We're here to pick up Alyssa Callaway. 1370 01:24:41,728 --> 01:24:44,688 All you kids in the yard, stand clear. 1371 01:24:44,731 --> 01:24:46,777 We're coming in. 1372 01:25:12,455 --> 01:25:13,369 Told ya! 1373 01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:25,946 Alyssa Callaway, I gotta get you to that church. 1374 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:29,689 - Hey, that is my kid! - Get out of my way, you piece of junk. 1375 01:25:29,733 --> 01:25:32,214 I would love nothing more than to kill you. 1376 01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:34,390 Before I turn you over to Social Services. 1377 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,454 [quiet chattering] 1378 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:02,200 [Clarice] Alyssa, go on. Hurry. 1379 01:26:02,244 --> 01:26:04,637 [nervous chuckle] 1380 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:06,552 Oh, God. 1381 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:09,947 Hi, how ya doing? Good to see ya. 1382 01:26:11,992 --> 01:26:15,605 Hey, Granny. Nice hat. Thanks for coming. 1383 01:26:15,648 --> 01:26:17,302 Get moving. 1384 01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:38,845 Any slower and she'd be walking backwards. 1385 01:26:38,889 --> 01:26:42,458 She's... she's just not herself today. 1386 01:26:45,896 --> 01:26:48,899 [Alyssa] We'll never make it. We only have ten minutes. 1387 01:26:48,942 --> 01:26:50,683 - [Diane] So, Lou? - [Lou] Yeah? 1388 01:26:50,727 --> 01:26:52,903 [Diane] How close can you land this thing to the church? 1389 01:26:52,946 --> 01:26:54,774 [Lou] Central Park close enough? 1390 01:26:54,818 --> 01:26:57,212 [Diane] Central Park? The Central Park? 1391 01:26:57,255 --> 01:26:58,691 That will do. 1392 01:27:01,259 --> 01:27:03,000 [chattering] 1393 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:07,309 [man] Play ball! 1394 01:27:07,352 --> 01:27:08,658 [crowd cheering] 1395 01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:32,247 [organ plays "Wedding March"] 1396 01:27:39,558 --> 01:27:42,300 Who would've thought my first little girl would be the last to get married? 1397 01:27:42,344 --> 01:27:46,435 Oh, Daddy... shut up. 1398 01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:47,958 [exhales] Enough of this. 1399 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:09,936 OK. All right, I'm here. Let's do it. 1400 01:28:09,980 --> 01:28:13,375 Oh. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God 1401 01:28:13,418 --> 01:28:17,640 to join in holy matrimony Clarice and Roger. 1402 01:28:17,683 --> 01:28:18,945 Hmm? 1403 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,907 [Diane] I'm not going in the church, I'm not going in the church. 1404 01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:26,692 I'm not going in the church, I'm not going in the church. 1405 01:28:30,043 --> 01:28:33,569 Oh, no. Not another horse. 1406 01:28:33,612 --> 01:28:35,614 Diane, come on! 1407 01:28:36,746 --> 01:28:38,225 All right, here we go. 1408 01:28:38,269 --> 01:28:40,227 Where is the driver? 1409 01:28:43,492 --> 01:28:47,322 Oh, hey buddy! You gotta take us to St. Bart's right away. It's an emergency! 1410 01:28:47,365 --> 01:28:50,760 When I close this. I'm on my break! 1411 01:28:56,809 --> 01:28:58,289 I wanna thank you for all your help, bud. 1412 01:28:58,333 --> 01:28:59,986 - Yah! - [shouts] 1413 01:29:00,030 --> 01:29:02,511 Hey! Hey! 1414 01:29:02,554 --> 01:29:06,776 Hey! That's... That's my horse! 1415 01:29:06,819 --> 01:29:08,604 [both shouting] 1416 01:29:10,475 --> 01:29:14,349 Faster, yah! Yah! 1417 01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:17,090 To have and to hold, for richer or poorer, 1418 01:29:17,134 --> 01:29:19,310 in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live. 1419 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,921 I do, I do. I really do. Now him. 1420 01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:24,837 - [audience murmuring] - [clears throat] 1421 01:29:24,881 --> 01:29:28,319 - Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! - Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 1422 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:31,235 Amanda, there's a black car! 1423 01:29:31,278 --> 01:29:33,324 [both shouting] 1424 01:29:35,195 --> 01:29:38,634 - Hang on! - I'm hanging on. [screams] 1425 01:29:38,677 --> 01:29:40,375 What street's it on again? 1426 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:44,030 54th and Park. Are we there yet? 1427 01:29:44,074 --> 01:29:45,945 - Almost. - Signal! 1428 01:29:45,989 --> 01:29:46,990 [car horn honks] 1429 01:29:48,644 --> 01:29:51,255 And do you, Roger, 1430 01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:55,738 take this woman, Clarice, to be your lawful wedded wife? 1431 01:29:55,781 --> 01:29:58,828 To have and to hold, for richer or poorer, 1432 01:29:58,871 --> 01:30:02,614 and in sickness and in health 1433 01:30:02,658 --> 01:30:05,182 as long as you both shall live? 1434 01:30:20,371 --> 01:30:22,852 Whoa! 1435 01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,204 Oh, God. We made it? 1436 01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:33,863 Aren't you coming? 1437 01:30:33,906 --> 01:30:37,562 [stammers] No, I think I'm just gonna wait for Amanda out here. 1438 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:39,956 Diane Barrows, 1439 01:30:39,999 --> 01:30:41,784 get your butt up here 1440 01:30:41,827 --> 01:30:44,743 this instant! 1441 01:30:44,787 --> 01:30:47,572 OK. OK. 1442 01:30:47,616 --> 01:30:50,836 Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see. 1443 01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,882 I... 1444 01:30:55,798 --> 01:30:57,234 I... 1445 01:31:01,673 --> 01:31:03,719 [slow-tempo music] 1446 01:31:06,112 --> 01:31:07,636 [no audio] 1447 01:31:21,258 --> 01:31:22,955 [door closes] 1448 01:31:27,133 --> 01:31:29,484 [indistinct dialogue] 1449 01:31:29,527 --> 01:31:30,876 Yes! 1450 01:31:40,059 --> 01:31:42,061 - Roger. - Hmm? 1451 01:31:44,237 --> 01:31:46,457 - I can't. - [audience murmurs] 1452 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:47,676 Yes! 1453 01:31:52,158 --> 01:31:54,509 Excuse me, what did you say? 1454 01:31:54,552 --> 01:31:56,511 I'm so sorry, Clarice. I can't. 1455 01:32:01,124 --> 01:32:03,169 I should've said something earlier. 1456 01:32:12,614 --> 01:32:14,137 I'm in love with someone else. 1457 01:32:19,055 --> 01:32:20,273 Ah! 1458 01:32:26,236 --> 01:32:28,281 Guess I deserved that. 1459 01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:33,896 This is all your fault. 1460 01:32:37,726 --> 01:32:41,033 Lady, if you touch that child 1461 01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:43,949 I'll pop you one, so help me God. 1462 01:33:00,487 --> 01:33:03,621 Oh, my God, there's two of them. 1463 01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:05,971 It's a conspiracy! 1464 01:33:06,015 --> 01:33:08,844 [laughs] Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you. 1465 01:33:08,887 --> 01:33:11,194 Hey! 1466 01:33:11,237 --> 01:33:13,022 Back off, Barbie. 1467 01:33:13,065 --> 01:33:14,806 [gasps] 1468 01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:16,982 And by the way, 1469 01:33:17,026 --> 01:33:19,550 you have a little tiny bit of something here on your teeth. 1470 01:33:22,292 --> 01:33:26,426 I have never been more humiliated in my life! 1471 01:33:31,693 --> 01:33:33,956 Wanna bet? 1472 01:33:33,999 --> 01:33:35,522 - [screams] - [audience laughs] 1473 01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:42,791 [Clarice] Daddy! 1474 01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:48,405 Oh, my God! 1475 01:33:53,976 --> 01:33:56,587 About time you showed up. 1476 01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:58,415 I got here as soon as we could. 1477 01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,417 Hi, Daddy. 1478 01:34:06,553 --> 01:34:09,600 You're...? 1479 01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:12,472 - This is impossible. - Nothing's impossible. 1480 01:34:12,516 --> 01:34:15,345 - Right, Alyssa? - You got that right. 1481 01:34:17,869 --> 01:34:20,785 If... If you're... you're my...? 1482 01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:28,184 - Who are you? - Name's Amanda. 1483 01:34:28,227 --> 01:34:29,925 Put her there. I'm with her. 1484 01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:01,739 Well, I guess we're even. 1485 01:35:01,783 --> 01:35:04,133 What do you mean? 1486 01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:07,179 You saved my life. 1487 01:35:07,223 --> 01:35:09,094 I'm sorry about spoiling the party. 1488 01:35:09,138 --> 01:35:10,617 I just didn't want the wrong girl to go down the isle. 1489 01:35:10,661 --> 01:35:13,272 I... I mean the wrong flower girl. 1490 01:35:13,316 --> 01:35:15,274 I think you had it right the first time. 1491 01:35:15,318 --> 01:35:18,887 Told you, third time's the charm. 1492 01:35:20,236 --> 01:35:21,716 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1493 01:35:21,759 --> 01:35:23,500 All of this, this was your doing? 1494 01:35:24,893 --> 01:35:27,243 Oh, it was, was it? 1495 01:35:28,374 --> 01:35:29,724 [Roger] Well, ladies, 1496 01:35:29,767 --> 01:35:31,682 what do you have to say for yourselves? 1497 01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:33,684 [inaudible] 1498 01:35:33,728 --> 01:35:35,904 [both] So, kiss already! 1499 01:35:52,529 --> 01:35:54,096 - [giggles] - Put her there... 1500 01:35:54,139 --> 01:35:55,750 Sister. 1501 01:36:01,059 --> 01:36:04,715 And it's a high fly ball... 1502 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:07,326 Over the left field wall. 1503 01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:10,939 [Vincenzo clears throat] 1504 01:36:10,982 --> 01:36:14,203 Excuse me. This gentleman claims 1505 01:36:14,246 --> 01:36:17,641 that the ladies stole his buggy. 1506 01:36:17,684 --> 01:36:20,296 [gasps] Oh, my God, he's right. We did! 1507 01:36:20,339 --> 01:36:22,080 Whoa, you did go out of your way. 1508 01:36:22,124 --> 01:36:23,778 It was her idea. 1509 01:36:29,044 --> 01:36:32,656 Vincenzo, I'd like you to ask that nice gentleman if he'd sell. 1510 01:36:32,699 --> 01:36:35,790 I don't care what it costs. That horse deserves a house in the country. 1511 01:36:36,312 --> 01:36:38,009 Oh... 1512 01:36:38,053 --> 01:36:41,447 I trust we can make some kind of arrangement. 1513 01:36:43,754 --> 01:36:47,671 Well, girls, what do you say we do a little sightseeing? 1514 01:36:47,714 --> 01:36:51,544 And then you girls can tell us the whole story. 1515 01:36:51,588 --> 01:36:53,982 Driver, once around the park, if you please. 1516 01:36:54,025 --> 01:36:56,245 It'll be my pleasure, boss. 1517 01:36:57,550 --> 01:36:58,943 [shouting] 1518 01:37:18,267 --> 01:37:19,834 [♪Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston: "It Takes Two"] 1519 01:37:25,448 --> 01:37:28,190 [Weston] ♪One can have a dream, baby ♪ 1520 01:37:28,233 --> 01:37:31,367 [Gaye] ♪Two can make that dream so real ♪ 1521 01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:34,022 [Weston] ♪One can talk about being in love ♪ 1522 01:37:34,065 --> 01:37:38,156 [Gaye] ♪Two can say how it really feels ♪ 1523 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,506 [Weston] ♪One can wish upon a star ♪ 1524 01:37:40,550 --> 01:37:44,206 [Gaye] ♪Two can make that wish come true, yeah ♪ 1525 01:37:44,249 --> 01:37:46,773 [Weston] ♪One can stand alone in the dark ♪ 1526 01:37:46,817 --> 01:37:49,428 [Gaye] ♪Two can make the light shine through ♪ 1527 01:37:49,472 --> 01:37:52,518 [both] ♪It takes two, baby 1528 01:37:52,562 --> 01:37:55,260 ♪It takes two, baby 1529 01:37:55,304 --> 01:37:57,306 ♪Me and you 1530 01:37:58,785 --> 01:38:00,439 ♪It just takes two 1531 01:38:02,006 --> 01:38:03,486 ♪It just takes two 1532 01:38:05,183 --> 01:38:07,925 ♪It takes two, baby 1533 01:38:07,969 --> 01:38:10,972 ♪It takes two, baby 1534 01:38:11,015 --> 01:38:13,061 ♪To make a dream come true 1535 01:38:14,584 --> 01:38:16,412 ♪It just takes two 1536 01:38:19,067 --> 01:38:21,373 [Weston] ♪One can have a broken heart ♪ 1537 01:38:21,417 --> 01:38:24,507 ♪Living in misery 1538 01:38:24,550 --> 01:38:27,205 [Gaye] ♪Two can really ease the pain ♪ 1539 01:38:27,249 --> 01:38:31,296 ♪Like a perfect remedy 1540 01:38:31,340 --> 01:38:33,820 [Weston] ♪One can be alone in a car ♪ 1541 01:38:33,864 --> 01:38:36,911 ♪On a night like these all alone ♪ 1542 01:38:36,954 --> 01:38:40,044 [Gaye] ♪Two can make just any place ♪ 1543 01:38:40,088 --> 01:38:42,568 ♪Seem just like being at home ♪ 1544 01:38:42,612 --> 01:38:45,745 [both] ♪It takes two, baby 1545 01:38:45,789 --> 01:38:48,792 ♪It takes two, baby 1546 01:38:48,835 --> 01:38:50,533 ♪Me and you 1547 01:38:51,969 --> 01:38:53,666 ♪It just takes two 1548 01:38:55,233 --> 01:38:58,236 ♪It takes two, baby 1549 01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:01,022 ♪It takes two, baby 1550 01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:04,460 ♪To make a dream come true 1551 01:39:04,503 --> 01:39:06,288 ♪It just takes two 1552 01:39:08,333 --> 01:39:10,596 [both vocalizing] 1553 01:39:20,215 --> 01:39:22,260 ♪It just takes two 1554 01:39:23,392 --> 01:39:26,395 ♪It just takes two 1555 01:39:26,438 --> 01:39:30,225 [Weston] ♪Ooh one can go out to a movie ♪ 1556 01:39:30,268 --> 01:39:33,097 ♪Looking for a special treat 1557 01:39:33,141 --> 01:39:36,274 [Gaye] ♪Two can make that single movie ♪ 1558 01:39:36,318 --> 01:39:39,669 ♪Something really kind of sweet ♪ 1559 01:39:39,712 --> 01:39:42,541 [Weston] ♪Yeah one can take a walk in the moonlight ♪ 1560 01:39:42,585 --> 01:39:45,370 ♪Thinking that it's really nice ♪ 1561 01:39:45,414 --> 01:39:48,721 [Gaye] ♪But two walking hand-in-hand ♪ 1562 01:39:48,765 --> 01:39:50,636 ♪Is like adding just a pinch of spice ♪ 1563 01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:54,379 [both] ♪Yeah it takes two, baby ♪ 1564 01:39:54,423 --> 01:39:57,034 ♪It takes two, baby 1565 01:39:57,078 --> 01:39:59,036 ♪Me and you 1566 01:40:00,429 --> 01:40:02,431 ♪It just takes two 1567 01:40:03,823 --> 01:40:06,696 ♪It takes two, baby 1568 01:40:06,739 --> 01:40:09,699 ♪It takes two, baby 1569 01:40:09,742 --> 01:40:12,745 ♪To make a dream come true 1570 01:40:12,789 --> 01:40:14,791 ♪It just takes two 1571 01:40:16,793 --> 01:40:19,274 [both vocalizing] 1572 01:40:28,848 --> 01:40:30,459 ♪Me and you 1573 01:40:31,938 --> 01:40:33,636 ♪It just takes two 1574 01:40:35,203 --> 01:40:37,988 ♪It takes two, baby 1575 01:40:38,032 --> 01:40:41,035 ♪It takes two, baby 1576 01:40:41,078 --> 01:40:44,255 ♪To make a dream come true 1577 01:40:44,299 --> 01:40:45,865 ♪It just takes two 109518