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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills:"

- Hi.
- Oh, my God.

What was I thinking?

- To a successful tour.

One, two, three.
all: Pretty Mess!

- I wanted to ask you to be
one of my bridesmaids.

- Oh!
- [laughs]

- I would love to be.
- Thank you.

- I would love
to be your bridesmaid.

- I'm a victim too.

- I would think you'd be
more empathetic to this woman.

- I am very empathetic,
but I know what it feels like

to be wrongfully
accused for lies.

- I thought that was it.
That I was going bye-bye.

He had a hammer in one hand,
a knife in another.

- I mean, you're
a true survivor.

- What happened to Vanderpump?
She's not here.

- She said that
she wasn't invited.

- [laughs]

- Lisa appears to be nice.

- But if she did this,
she played ----ing dirty.

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk
about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats
and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never
do your dirty work.

- My problem
with the tabloids?

My real life
is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- Hand. Hand, please,
Twirly Whirly.

- Do you like makeup as much
as Portia does, Slate?

- Yeah.
- She doesn't know.

This will be
a first time for her.

- Portia, we'll do your makeup
for you

when your mom's not looking.

- Hi. How are you?

- So excited you're here today
for the holiday photo shoot.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

Samantha, this is Teddi.
Sam, Teddi.

- Hi, Teddi.
So nice to meet you.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Samantha, who owns
Petite 'n Pretty,

reached out to me
after seeing Portia

doing Teddi's makeup
on my Instagram

and said, "We'd love to have
her to be part of our campaign

as a model
for a kid's makeup line.

- Are you guys so excited

to get
your makeup hair and done?

- I'm so excited.
- It's gonna be so fun.

We have a whole, like, winter
9021 snow wonderland set up.

- It's Christmas already.
- Aww. So cute.

- Look at this makeup.
- So cute.

- Wow, this is such a cute
makeup bag.

- Portia is very good
at makeup.

- Little rosy cheeks.

- And she would love to be
a YouTube star

or a makeup artist,
and I'm gonna embrace

every talent
that she has and support her.

We're gonna be stage moms

right now and take pictures...
- I know, I can't.

- of our kids getting
their makeup done.

Oh sweet. Look at you.
She's like, "Makeup?"

- For the shoot only.

I don't want you, like,
thinking you're wearing makeup

to school every day.
- Why not?

You're such a mean mom.
- Lip gloss!

[both laugh]

- The world of makeup
has changed

since I was a kid.

I wasn't interested
in wearing makeup

until the eighth grade.

I remember, like,
putting on black nail polish

and, like, really dark eyeliner
and my mom being, like,

"You're not going
to the mall like that."

And I was like, "Why? Why you
trying to stifle who I am?"

And she's, like, "Really?"

And then I died
my hair eggplant.

- Ooh.
- Can I see a big smile?

Aww.
- She looks so cute.

[phone chimes]
Oh my God.

Camille got a picture
of the dress.

- Oh, the bridesmaid dress?
- It's a cap sleeve.

That's a pretty dress,
but a cap sleeve

is not my friend.
I cannot wear a cap sleeve.

I'm so sorry
that I can't be a bridesmaid.

These are not stick arms.

It's gonna be like a chubby,
squished pork-chop-arm.

I cannot do a cap sleeve.

It's getting me all hot
and bothered.

- Mommy.
- Wow.

- I'm gonna put bows in it.
- Aww.

- What's going on
with the RV trip?

- I mean, if we're gonna go
we have to go soon.

And, like, I really don't
have anything organized.

- It doesn't take much.

I mean, it's hopping in
the RV and going. Whatever.

- My husband has an RV

and I think we should do
some sort of road trip.

- I want to go camping.
- I think that would be fun.

- I've been saying
that for so long.

I want to do that.
- And I think it would be

good for everyone.

- It's not like
I'm a camping connoisseur.

My husband got the RV because
he likes to have tailgates

for the football games,

and so we've gone camping
a couple times.

- I can help cook whatever,
but I do want to pitch a tent,

and don't say the word
with our children here.

- You guys ready?
- Yes.

- Those are such cute
little jackets.

- Soon she's gonna want
her own glam team.

- Yes.

[camera shutter clicking]

- So cute.

Smile really big.

[laughs]
- Slate.

Ugh, the life of a model.

It's really hard
isn't it, angel?

[both laugh]

♪ ♪

- The carpet guys are here,
but they don't have the poles

for the carpet on the stairs.
Where are they?

- You mean those brass poles

that go through?
- Yeah.

- They probably put them
in the basement.

- Okay, fine.
- Okay, 'cause I'm gonna be

home in about ten minutes.
- Okay. Bye.

Harry just got back
from camping

and it's easier when he's here

because he can pretty much
take care of anything.

So he's almost like
a human Xanax.

Erika. Boom.

There we go.

Hello.
- Hey.

- Hi, gorgeous.

- You're on stage with us
right now.

[all cheering]

- Hi, boys.
I love those glasses.

- Gucci.
- God, I love 'em.

Is your first show tonight?

- Yeah, and we sold out.
So, I'm super excited.

- Erika, that's awesome.

- The first show is only
a few hours away,

and it's almost like
going out on a date

with a really hot guy.
It's, like, super exciting.

We're here in soundcheck.
What's happening?

What's going on?
- Oh my gosh. Well, you know.

We had a dinner for Lois
and Camille came in,

and I guess Vanderpump
didn't show up

to the shower the other day.

Long story short,

she told Camille
that she wasn't invited.

- Delivered. Delivered.
This is such bullsh--.

I cannot deal with a liar.

- We were all invited
to the shower.

- Yeah, I got an email
from Kyle.

- We've all been friends
a really long time,

and I think Lisa Vanderpump
should reach out

and, like, speak.
Talk to us.

Communicate. Don't just
turn your back on us.

- So the saga continues.

- So the saga continues,

but Lois was
flipping hilarious.

We asked her what she thought
about the whole saga, and--

- What did she say?
- She goes, "I think it's--"

- Bullsh--.
- Whoo!

[both laughing]

- Sorry I wasn't there.
I'm here doing the show.

And I'll be home tomorrow,
so we'll hang out this week.

- Oh good. So, kick ass.
- Thanks, babe.

- You go make that money,
honey. Have fun.

- Bye.

[seagulls cawing]

- How heavy are you making it?
- Not that heavy.

30 reps. Let's go.

- Oh my God,
this is heavy today.

- Plus that core.
Let's do this.

- Okay, Jesus.
- Come on, babe, let's go.

That's five. Come on.
- No, that was 20 ish.

You know what's nice
having you?

- What?
- I don't have to hire

a trainer.
- I know, you built in one.

- I know. That's nice.
- And a babysitter too now.

- [laughs]

All right, Thor. This is why
your arms are so cut.

I love working out with Aaron.

I, like, forget how hot he is.

A typical day, we wake up
at 5:00 in the morning.

We have sex pretty much
every single morning,

and then we go to the gym
and work out.

You're doing good. So yes,
is that our second work out?

Probably.

- How was that dinner?
- It was crazy.

I felt bad.
LVP didn't show up again.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

- Well I invited her
to come tonight.

She said she was working
at Pump and couldn't make it,

and she sent her
best wishes, so.

- That was nice.
- I invited her.

- So I'm having lunch
with Lisa Vanderpump.

- Yeah?

- I think there's been a lot
of miscommunication

and a lot of hurt
on both sides,

and part of me thinks I should
stay the (BLEEP) out of it.

I feel so bad that the ladies
are on the outs

with Lisa Vanderpump,
and I want her to know

these women
still really care about her.

I feel bad that there's
so much discord with, you know,

everything, and I don't--
- Oh, oh it's devastated me.

- Can I take you
to lunch next week?

- I would love that.

- I think being a mediator

comes from experience
because I've had a lot

of ----ing mediation
with my ex-husband.

[clicks tongue]

[phone chimes]

Oh, wait. Sami just sent me
a text from school.

That boy asked Sami
to the dance.

- Oh, right.
So tell her she can't go.

- [laughs]

- If a guy asks me to go
to the homecoming dance,

am I allowed to say yes?

- If you think it's the
right person to go with.

- Whatever.
- No.

- It's so funny, this age.

It's surreal when you start
to see your kids become adults.

- Yeah.
- You know? This makes me cry.

- I'm sorry, baby.
- It's all right.

- They'll always be
your daughters.

- It's not that.

- What? What is it?

- I just feel, like,
I ----ed up a lot.

With their dad.

- You didn't. You didn't.

- I don't want them to
look back on their childhood

and just remember--
- Fights?

- Yeah.
- But they're not.

You've protected them
from a lot of stuff.

- And, you know,
in the blink of an eye,

she's gonna be 18
in four years.

And I think (BLEEP).
It goes so ----ing fast.

The girls have been
through a lot,

and how I chose to relate
to the dysfunction

that was going on
with their father

was to hide it from the kids.

And I don't know
if I did a disservice or not.

I'm happy for her,
but it just made me realize

how fast it goes,
and life is so short,

and your childhood
is so short, you know?

- You did the best you could.

You got to know it.
- Oh, I know.

- And you're right,
life is short,

so focus on right now
and enjoy every moment.

From my own perspective
in my life,

I wouldn't change anything.

'Cause it led me to right now,
this moment with you, so--

- But you're not a parent.

- Maybe I've got kids
floating around out there.

Who knows?

I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.

- [laughing] Christ.
- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- You don't treat people
you love like that.

You don't scream at people

and let them go to bed in tears
if you love them.

[upbeat music]

- Ready guys?
- Ready.

- Let's do this.

- ♪ Rock and roll ♪

This is, like, one
of my favorite instruments.

- Yeah, I know.
- That's a pineapple.

- No, you just sing.
You don't have an instrument.

- ♪ Rock and roll ♪
- What?

- ♪ Rock and roll ♪

- We're here. Let's go, babies.

Okay, careful Phoenix.
Slow. Slow.

Let's ring the doorbell guys.
Good job.

- Hey. Jagger pushed it.
- Well that's okay.

- Hi.
- Hi, Kyle.

Come on in.
Look at the little cutie.

- Mommy, come. Mommy, come.
- You guys knock on the door.

- Hello.
- Those are my girls.

- Those are your girls?
- Want to play in our room?

- Phoenix is very mature
for her age.

She's a little precocious,
little munchkin.

And she sees big kids
and she's just like,

"Well, obviously
they would be my friends."

- Enjoy guys, have fun.

- Think that they're going to
be happy being busy.

- I always end up
sitting out here.

- Kyle, this is
a dream backyard.

- I know, right?

I wish I had this yard
when all my kids were littler,

you know what I mean?

[dogs barking]

- Is that your dog?
- Get in the house.

Ugh. These ----ing spiders.

Get over here right now.

I'll give you a cracker.
Get over here.

They're really a lot,
these dogs, I know.

- They are like having
children.

- Are we going to go see
Boy George for sure?

I'm so excited.

- Boy George and Culture Club
are playing

at the Greek tomorrow.

- Are we gonna get to see 'em
at the Greek?

- Yeah.
- Oh, how cool is that?

- I know! I cannot wait.

- Did you invite Lisa?
- No.

I mean I don't want
to exclude her,

but in any other friendship
of mine if I had a friend

that wanted distance from me,
I wouldn't crowd them.

- I'm in the same boat as you,
so I totally get it.

It's on her.

♪ ♪

- Binky.

I mean, look at this mess.
I've got so much to do still.

- Well, it looks
very empty actually.

- I mean, I know it looks
like a building site,

but I feel it's gonna be just
brighter with the silver there,

and then that white,
that silver.

- Yeah, and we will change
the lights, right?

- Oh yeah,
I want to erase every memory

of the last
three months in here.

- I know.

- Getting rid of this
old kitchen is cathartic

because all the negativity

seems to have gone
out the window.

And if that's gonna
cost $300,000,

then it will be worth
every damn penny.

So I'm going to fill
the blank here,

I'm gonna see Denise. Love you.
- Okay, darling.

- Okay, love you too.
both: Bye.

- I've distanced myself
from the rest of the women

because I haven't had any
space in my life for tears,

for sadness,
for being under attack.

But Denise hasn't been
part of all of that,

so I'm looking forward
to seeing her.

I should have listened to her
when she said no gifts.

- I don't want to intrude.

I came to drop off a gift
for your birthday.

- Oh, you're so sweet.
I still got your wedding gift.

- Oh, stop.
I don't need a wedding gift.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

[clattering]

- Oh, sh--.

♪ ♪

Hi, Rocio.
- Yeah.

- I think we need
to rewrap them.

- Oh, thank you.

- I hate the fact
that they're pink.

Can we just put them here?

- Hi, I'm here to see Lisa.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hi, gorgeous.

- How are you?
- Good.

We're sitting over here.

These are
your wedding presents...

- You're so sweet.
- And I'm so embarrassed...

- Why?
- That they're, like,

pink and gold.
- I love pink and gold.

- Well, anyway,
open them then, just--

- Thank you so much.
That is so nice.

- I like Denise and I've seen
a compassionate quality

in the way she interacts
with her children.

- Is that good?
- Is it good?

- I know, it looks very good.

- I feel there's
an authenticity

to Denise Richards, and I've
kind of warmed to that.

- I love this.
- It's porcelain.

- I love this. Thank you.
- Isn't that gorgeous?

And this is
just a smaller one.

- Okay, thank you.

- Yeah, so we'll just
put it down there.

Who can refuse
pink porcelain?

- How we doing today, ladies?
- I'm good. What do you fancy?

- Do you have Casamigos?
- Reposado, yeah.

- Yeah, just a single, neat.
- I'll have a glass of rosé.

- Perfect, I'll be back
with you ladies.

- Yeah, so, there's been
a lot going on.

- You seem better.
- Yeah.

- We haven't seen much
of you though.

- No, well that's been
my choice, you know.

- They really do care about you
and the friendship

could still be there.
Especially with you and Kyle.

- When you say to one
of your best friends,

"Look, I'm swearing to you
on my children's life,

that did not happen."

Kyle, I swear
on my children's life.

You think I did that--

- I'm saying--
- I'm done with you too.

- Maybe you care more
about your image

than your friendships.
- Bye, Kyle.

Show yourself out, darling.

So ugly, the whole situation,
and it really hurt my feelings,

and I don't need that
in my life right now.

- Wasn't Denise gonna meet with
Lisa and talk to her today?

- I think she's gonna go in
with more kid gloves.

She has some experience
with similar personalities.

i.e. her ex-husband.
I'm not saying that they're--

- So you're comparing Lisa
Vanderpump to Charlie Sheen?

- Well.
- They are both Virgos.

And Virgos tend to be
me-me-me-me-me.

So, there may be
some similarities.

- Hold on, let me take
a swig of that.

- I went through
a very difficult, ugly divorce.

I've had a lot of sh--

in the press that has been
embarrassing and humiliating.

And I--and had to do live
talk shows after all that,

and the easy thing
would have been for me to say,

"You know what, I'm canceling
all my interviews."

- We all handle things
differently.

- And I understand that.

I respect that, I really do.

And it wasn't true--
- But if you had chosen

to retreat, then--

- Yeah, I could have
very easily said,

"You know what,
I need to take that time."

- I understand what
you're saying...

- You know what I mean?
- But I can't explain

why I feel that I'm in a space

where I wanted to retreat.
I can't explain that.

- If she can't even explain it
then I think she would want to

repair that
and not just throw it away

and at least defend
herself

if these are things
that she really didn't do.

- She's too scared
to face everybody.

- Is that what you think?

- No one ever says to her,
"You're wrong. You didn't..."

No one says that in her life.

The people that she surrounds
herself with all the time.

- Right.
- That's what friends do.

You call each other out.
You grow and learn from that.

- At the end of the day when
there's real deep friendships

you may say things
that are hurtful

but still respect each other.

- Yeah, but I'm a liar.

- You know what,
you're not perfect.

Yes, I think you did that.

Yes, but I still love you
and I care about you.

- You don't treat people
you love like that.

You don't scream at people

and let them go to bed in tears
if you love them.

- She's gonna make herself
the victim.

She's gonna turn it all around.
Everyone else is wrong.

She freaks out, she bolts,
and can't face people.

For some reason
when you confront Lisa

about things she just bolts.

- You know what,
I'm not dealing with this.

- Well, why are you
walking away?

- We're having a conversation.

- This is a ----ing
sabotage attack.

- Listen--
- Thank you very much.

- I'm going. Bye, guys.
- Please do not leave, Lisa.

- That's what she does,
and I don't want her to leave.

I want her to come back.
I want to figure it out.

- They should believe me
and if they don't

then I don't really want them
to be part of my life.

It's as simple as that.

- There has to be some
conversation, some dialogue.

- There has to be.

- Because, even if she
tells me,

"Eff off, I never want
to be friends with you,"

and I haven't done
anything wrong to her.

- She just makes it so hard.

- Since the Radar Online
article's come out,

I have not heard
or seen Lisa at all.

- I don't want to be have this
be taking energy from my life.

- Kyle and Lisa have had
an argument,

but what did I do to Lisa
to be cut out?

- Those women still love you.
- It's a shame.

- It is a shame.
- It's a shame, but cheers--

- Because you're a lot of fun
and you're missed.

- Not really but thank you.
- Yes, you are.

I don't get it.
How do you not talk it out?

Don't throw away
a 10- or 20-year friendship.

We're going on an RV trip.

It would be a lot of fun
to have you there.

- Thank you but no.

Even if she said,

"We're going shopping
with George Clooney in Paris,"

and these women I wouldn't go.
But on an RV trip?

Uh, I'll pass.

I don't want you to feel
you have to defend me.

- I'm not defending you.
- Why not?

What kind of ----ing
friend are you?

- I have to go pee.

- Okay, well why
don't we go inside.

- There's lots of trees.
- He's never done that.

I don't want to encourage that,
Kyle.

- I don't know.
I don't have sons.

I hear they go on trees.
- I know. I know.

Jaggy, come with me, please.

Oh lordy.
- Boys like to do that.

- Jaggy.
[sighs]

- Clearly little boys
like to mark their territory.

Around me.

- As they come out
of the water,

and he's getting naked.
Uh-oh.

- Oh my God,
he's peeing in the pool.

- No, Cruz. No.
- He's going.

- This is one thing
you don't need to learn

from your brother.

- Coming up...

- I'm disappointed she didn't
show up at the shower.

- Why didn't you tell her,
"Yes, you were invited"?

- Oh, I said
I didn't know that.

- But you did.
- No, you're right about that.

Call me out on that sh--.

[upbeat music]

- You just tell me what time
you're coming back?

- Whatever time
the concert ends.

- I like my mashed potatoes.

- You like your
mashed potatoes?

- Uh-uh.
- You want to get the door?

- Say, "Who is it?"
- Who is it?

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Hi. How are you? Yes ma'am.
- Hi.

Look at this house,
it's gorgeous.

- Thank you.
- Hi, Cruz.

- Oh. He's grumpy.
- What's going on?

- Somebody feed me.
- "Somebody feed me."

Okay, I like that.

- This is Celeste.
- Hey, how are you?

- Do you guys want
a glass of champagne?

- Are you having one?

- Yeah.
- Sure!

- I just poured one.
- Okay, well if you are.

- Why not, me too.
- My first show was fabulous.

- One, two, three...
all: Pretty Mess!

- Based on the demand,
we've added more shows

and I have a few hours back
in Los Angeles

and I cannot think
of a better way to spend them

than at the Greek
with Boy George.

- Wow, look at this.

- Hey, this is really pretty.
- This is so cool.

- Thank you.
- Look at the view.

- Are you guys gonna ride
the mechanical bull?

- What--what are
you talking about?

- That is funny.
- You see the bull?

- Yes.

- You know the last time I rode
a mechanical bull

was at my great-grandmother's
funeral with my cousins

and it--oh, it's fabulous.

- Great-grandmother had a bull
at her funeral?

- No, we went to the country
bar with my cousins after it.

- Cheers.

- I come from
some good time people.

And we celebrated
my great-grandmother

and it was fabulous.

It was ----ing--

it was one of the best nights
of my life actually.

- Hello.
- Hi, guys.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh my God, this view looks
so pretty at night.

- It's fabulous.
- Hey, Camille.

- Hey, good to see you.
- Nice to see you.

- Awesome jacket.

- Do you guys want
a glass of champagne?

- Sure, why not?

- I miss these
little nugget ages.

- Me too.
- You know.

You and I are
at the same stage on that.

- Yes.
- I love Lisa Rinna,

but she was extremely
unfair at dinner.

- Do you not believe her
for getting up

in front of the ----ing world
and telling this story?

- We don't know if
for sure it happened or not.

- Camille, she's a doctor.

- But life is way too short
to hold grudges.

- [whining] Mama.
- I'm gonna go but I promise

I'll be here when you wake up.

- Cruz is able to tell any time

I'm starting to
get ready to leave.

- Mom. No.
- No.

- Sometimes he's totally fine
and sometimes he's, like,

[imitates nonsensical whining]

and I never know
what I'm gonna get.

Sit down and eat, please.

- Amelia used to have a fit
when we would leave.

Like, fits. Like, meltdowns.

Our girls would say,
[yelling] "Don't go!

Please don't go!"

It was way worse
than what Cruz is doing.

I do miss that a little bit.

When I leave no one's saying,
"Please don't go!"

Nope. Those days are over.

- Leaving is always
a little rough.

- Should we step outside?

- We should.
- Yeah, let's not make this

more dramatic
than it has to be.

- Hey, Ed. Can you help with
the transition a little bit?

Bye Edwin, see you later.
- Bye.

- Bye. Have fun tonight.
- Mommy,

can I call you whenever?
- Thank you.

- Good bye.
- Love you.

Bye. Guys.
- [whines]

- Hey, why you guys crying?
You guys never cry.

- Will you pick him up, baby?
- [crying]

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Baby.
- Baby!

- I've been looking for you.

- I'm here.
- Honey, I've phoned Kenny.

- And? Tell me everything.
- I want to tell you tomorrow.

I'm not going to go
through it tonight.

- Oh my God.
- I'm very focused on my work.

- Honey, you can't
do this to me.

- Suffice to say--

- You can't tell me,
"I've spoken to someone

who I haven't spoken to
in two weeks,"

and then say,
"I'll talk to you tomorrow."

- I said to him... I know
we've gone slightly adrift

and let's have lunch

and see if two old gits
like us can't sort this out.

- Lisa has had it
with these women.

- Don't confuse
Teddi Mellencamp

or Kyle with Dorit and myself.

Dorit hasn't done
anything wrong, Kenny,

so there's no reason for us
not to have lunch.

So he's going to talk to Lisa,

so we'll hear.
It's up here, babe.

- That's what you needed
to wait

till tomorrow to tell me?

- Well it's a bit more detailed
than that, but--

- Okay, give me
the details tomorrow.

- That's the summary.
- Okay.

- Come on.

- How's your tour by the way,
Erika?

- Oh!
- What's happening?

- So we sold out in Jersey City
which was great.

- Awe-some.

- We leave tomorrow morning,
go to Dallas,

and show on Friday night.

Travel to San Francisco
on Saturday,

show Sunday night
in San Francisco,

come home Monday, host AMAs.
- Awesome.

- Amazing.
- Now's the time.

- Right.
- Take advantage of everything.

- Say yes, say yes
and keep going, and die later.

- Cheers to that.

- I'm saying this just 'cause
I want to say it and then

I don't think we should talk
about it the rest of the night.

I did send a text
to Lisa Vanderpump.

- Werh-werh.
- I just said,

"Hi, Lisa. I hope you're well.

"I know you and I have an issue

"that we aren't going to see
eye-to-eye on.

"So at this point,
I truly think

"it would be best to move on.

"I hold no ill will
and don't want you feeling like

we can't coexist in this group.
Best, Teddi."

- Oh I'm sure Lisa's not
gonna be upset for long.

I'm sure she's just gonna
drop it and move on.

Sorry Teddi
but you're in this for a while.

- I'm disappointed
she didn't show up

at the shower.
- Why didn't you tell her,

"By the way,
yes you were invited."

- "I wasn't invited.
It's okay though.

Hope you had fun, darling."

I said, "I didn't know
you weren't invited.

"Nobody told me that.

Of course I would
have wanted you there."

Oh, I said I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.

- But you did.

- What happened to Vanderpump?
She's not here.

- You invited her?
- Of course I invited her.

Yeah.
- She should have showed up.

- No, you're right about that.

You are right about that.
Call me out on that sh--.

- Camille struggles
with being straight up

and honest sometimes.

She will play to both sides
of the fence.

"Oh, I didn't realize
you weren't invited."

You know she was invited!

- I have no beef with her.

There's nothing going on
between her and I.

- Coming up...

- Billy Idol's here.
- No.

- And he's--
- Shall I go get him?

- Yes, please.

- Yeah, I want
to meet Billy Idol.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Let's go, ladies.
- I've never been here.

This is so exciting.
- Me too. I'm all excited.

- Oh, is this where
we're hanging out?

- Whoo!
- Whoa, more snacks.

- Yay.

- Does anyone else want
a margarita?

- Are you a good bartender?
- I'm gonna give a heavy pour.

This isn't my first rodeo,
being backstage,

but I love the vibe.

I love seeing
how different performers

are behind the scenes.
It's a cool experience.

- You're not working
at Tom Tom, Teddi.

- Not anytime soon.
- [laughs]

I just spit up a carrot.
- So when you're on tour,

do you have a backstage
like this? I love that.

- Dance it. Dance it.

Dance it.
Get rid of this robe.

- Do you get into character?

- Of course, because you're in
costume and hair and makeup.

- Right. Mm-hmm.
- Everything is amplified.

Everything is bigger.

When you put on your costume,

you're ready to go perform.

All right let's go.
[crowd cheering]

- Do you ever actually make
eye contact with anybody?

- 100%.
You see people that are,

like--number one, people that
are singing the songs.

- In my fantasies
if I was on stage

I'd be, like,
talking to everybody.

- Would you, Kyle?

- [echoing]
Is everybody excited

to be here tonight?
[crowd cheering]

Like that.

Well I have
a whole bunch of fantasies--

- Hi!
- Yay!

- How are you?
- What am I walking into?

- I'm excited to see your show.
- How are you?

- There are so many things
going on tonight.

I'm actually going onstage
with Gladys Knight.

I've got this voice.
I was so in tune with her.

[laughs]
- Really? Really?

- Oh, honey.

- So we've got Gladys.

Billy Idol's here.
- No.

- He's not doing anything,
but he's here.

- I love Billy Idol.

- You're giving
all the secrets.

- I'm sorry I'm the only one
in this room with a big mouth.

- Shall I go get him?
- Yes.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want to meet Billy Idol.

- Okay, I'll go get him.
- Billy Idol?

Gorgeous,
platinum blonde, sexy,

Oh, heartbreaker.
I love him.

- Now who's missing?
- Denise.

- Denise, who I haven't met.
Where is she?

- Um, family night at home.

- Who else is missing?
- Lisa Vanderpump.

- I can't believe she's not
at my gig. How rude.

How rude. Even though
I didn't invite her.

- Really?

- Because you're having
a row with her.

- Forget about Culture Club
and George.

This is PK's night
and isn't Lisa, like,

PK's best friend?

So the fact that
Lisa's not here--like, why?

What is she doing?

[relaxing music]

- [softly] Feel so sexy.
[brushing hair]

You like it, don't you?

You do. You like it.

Yes. I worship you.

♪ ♪

What would I do without all
of my little furry children?

Yes.

- PK spoke to Ken today.
- Oh he did?

- Wow.
- Oh, good.

- He did?
- PK was like, "Ken,

"I'm not interested in getting
into the round and round.

"We should have
this conversation in person.

It's about the ladies."

- Listen, if PK can talk
to Lisa and Ken

and have some sort
of a breakthrough

then it's gonna be better
for the whole group.

It certainly didn't
work with me.

- Look who I found.

- Oh my God. This is Lisa.

- Nice to meet you.
- This is Kyle.

- Kyle, nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hello.

- Hi, I'm Teddi.
Nice to meet you.

- I'm Erika, it's nice
to meet you.

- I used to work at Mr. Chow
and Euro Chow.

- John Mellencamp.

- Wait.
She used to work at Mr. Chow?

- Her dad's John Mellencamp.

- And your dad's
John Mellencamp.

- My dad's Mr. Chow.

- I know.

- Wait, when did
you work there?

- Like 1999.

- That means
you've been well trained.

- I know all the things.

When I first moved to L.A.

my parents said, "We will help
you move out there,

but then that's it."

So I got a hostessing job
at Euro Chow and Mr. Chow.

I mean I really killed it
at both of them.

- Have you seen Culture Club
before?

- Uh, I'm not sure.

- Have you heard of them?
- Yes.

- Oh my God.

Billy Idol and Boy George
in the same room.

- I know,
this has become really cool.

- Can we get a picture?
- I'll take it, babe.

- It's so cool when you get
to be backstage

hanging out with your idols,
so to speak, in person.

- How many pounds can you get
in one photo?

- Do you have a lot
of homework tonight, Lola?

- Yeah,
I have, like, four hours.

- Okay, Lola. How many times
does three go into eight?

- Twice.
- Okay, that's six.

And then, do you want to do it?

- Yeah.

- After this, you'll probably
never use it again,

but at least
you're learning it.

I love Boy George
and Dorit knows how badly

I want to meet him,
but family comes first.

Go start on your homework
and then I'll come up

and help you in a little bit.

Come on, go potty.

- God, I love it here.
This is peaceful.

- I love this.

I know. Mom and Dad
are gonna sit for a minute.

- Sit? I might pass out.
- I know.

- Well you got
really bad breath.

She's just, like, whoa.

- Do you like the beach?

- How are things with Charles?

- He did file with the court

to lower
the child support, which--

- Oh, God.

- Charlie lost everything
and so now

he wants
to lower child support.

The press was right,
he did file.

It's so crazy--
- The tabloids get it first

before anybody else--
- Before I even knew about it.

- It's so crazy.
- So I texted him,

"Why do you want to file this?

Like, we can work stuff out
discreetly and privately."

- You've been dealing with this
for what, 12, 13 years now?

- 13 years.

I never anticipated the journey
I would be on

after our divorce,
let me just say that.

Charlie and I didn't have
a prenup when we got married

and when we got divorced,
I could have asked

for half of what he made,
and I did not.

Because I ain't a greedy
----ing whore.

I just don't want to deal
with this.

He has new lawyer.

- How many is this?
- 14.

- 14?
- Poor bastard.

How do you blow
all that ----ing money?

He should have given me
half of that goddamn money

'cause I would have
put it away for him.

- This is probably
why he doesn't want

to pay anymore--
- Oh whatever--

- He's paid it all out
to the lawyers.

- Coming up...
- It was a joke.

- You made a joke and you
hurt someone's feelings.

- No.
- Then you say,

"I'm very sorry."
- And I did.

- Stupid joke.
- And I did.

- And by the way,
good luck having sex

with your wife today.
- [laughs]

- We're going this way.

- Look at this.
- I know.

- This way, girls.
- Where do you want us to sit?

- Anywhere.
- So great. Look at it.

- I'm literally in heaven
right now.

- It's '80s night at the Greek.

- Can you send those to me?
- Yes.

- Dorit, you know I have
to leave early.

Right?
- They will understand.

- Because I got to get
on the plane.

I gotta go to my show
in Dallas tomorrow.

- Should be grooving here.
- No, I want to be here.

- Oh, it's happening.

[cheers and applause]

- How you doing?
[all cheering]

We are Culture Club.

- Whoo!

- We are here to have
a good time.

- Do it a half. Half.

- This is amazing, you guys.

- Nobody pours a tequila
like this, asshole.

- ♪ Downtown we'll drown,
we're in our never splendor ♪

all: ♪ Flowers, showers ♪

- ♪ Who's got
the new boy gender? ♪

all: ♪ I'll be your baby,
I'll be your score ♪

- [yelling indistinctly]

all: ♪ I'll run the gun for you
and so much more ♪

♪ I'll tumble for ya,
I'll tumble for ya ♪

- Look at Kyle!
- ♪ I'll tumble for ya ♪

- She's so funny.
- ♪ I'll tumble for ya ♪

- I love Margarita Kyle.

Put a couple margaritas
in this girl

and you get the twerking
and the splits

and the true Kyle Richards.

[band plays musical finish]

[cheers and applause]

- Ladies and gentlemen,
it is an honor

to be in the presence of soul
greatness, Gladys Knight.

[cheers and applause]

- Look at my goosebumps.
- Me too.

- Yay!
- Wow.

- She's so amazing.

- God, she looks
exactly the same.

- I know.
- I love you.

- I love you too.
- Isn't he amazing?

- [screaming]

[indistinct yelling]

- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ These boys are hungry
and a little vain ♪

- That's all right, baby.

- ♪ The truth is
a runaway train ♪

- What does that mean,
"the truth is a runaway train?"

- I will explain it all to you.

- ♪ The truth is
that runaway train ♪

both: ♪ It's runaway train,
it's a runaway train ♪

- Everybody is getting
along so well, right?

- When's the shoe
gonna drop, Camille?

- I know!
- Yes!

- Yeah.
- That was so lovely.

I like this song.

[cheers and applause]

- Ladies and gentlemen,
Gladys Knight.

- That was fun.

- I gotta go, babe.
- Okay, my darling.

- Obviously, I've been to
so many of George's shows,

and it's always so exciting.

- See y'all later.
- Bye!

- Are you here
with someone you love?

- I love you!

- But now being
with the girls,

who are having such
a good time, loving the music,

just kind of takes it
to a whole other level.

- Did you love it?
- Amazing.

- So good.

- You've got to
see this moment.

This moment is beyond.

- Gonna invite some friends
onstage.

If you have lights
on your phone, perhaps join in.

- Oh, look at that.

- ♪ There's a train
at the station ♪

[chorus vocalizing]
♪ That's ready to leave ♪

♪ And a perfect future
just waiting for me ♪

- I feel really lucky
right now.

Being here tonight,
it's amazing.

- ♪ You give me hope ♪
all: ♪ Hope ♪

♪ And you give me life ♪

- There's been so much
negativity lately

that it's nice
that we can laugh and have fun.

I feel like
we're all 16 years old.

- ♪ You give me life ♪
- ♪ You give me life ♪

♪ Life, yeah ♪

- Whoo!
- Thank you, LA.

[cheers and applause]

- Unbelievable. Oh my God.
Unbelievable.

[lively music]

- Girls, let's go see George
in his dressing room.

- I've lost my voice
'cause I screamed so much.

- I know.
- Hi. [chuckles]

- Yay! Whoo!
- Oh! Oh!

- What a night. What a night.

- It was amazing.
- Where were you?

- We were right next
to the sound.

- Oh, they had
good seats, George.

- Yeah. No, it was perfect.

- The best thing
about the whole night,

there was this one woman,
and she was literally

on her phone
the whole night Facebooking.

Hello. I'm big
on audience participation,

so [inaudible].
- [laughs]

- Do you ever feel vulnerable?

Like, I'm scared someone
would do something to me.

- No.
- No?

- No.
You can't think like that.

- I was thinking I'd think,

what if someone
tried to hurt me?

- Do you really want
to hurt me?

[laughter]

- No, honestly--

- Kyle, nobody thinks
like that.

- If you're one person
with thousands staring,

like, it could be
a little bit vulnerable.

- You could have issues.
You can't even get on

with your best friend
so you could have issues.

all: Oh!

- PK!
- Shade!

all: PK.
- That's not cool.

- It's a joke.

- PK, you're in the
same ----ing position.

- That's not fair or cool, PK.
- Honey, it's a joke.

- A joke is what you go,
"ha-ha-ha, that's so funny."

- No, it's an English joke,
not an American joke.

- I don't want to burst
your bubble, PK,

but Lisa's not talking to you.
- Well, we'll see.

Ken is definitely
talking to me.

I spoke to him for an hour.

- I've been ----ing
defending you with--

okay, okay.

The whole reason I even
got into this situation

was speaking up
on your wife's behalf.

I did not put us
in this position.

- No, she didn't, and when
you say that it's an insult.

- Oh my God, I made a joke.

- Now you're giving me
a jab and trying to get back

into Lisa and Ken's good
graces.

Is that what's
happening here?

- PK and George and even
Lisa Vanderpump,

it's their way of joking.

Which, I know, it's hurtful.
Particularly the situation--

- It hurts me because you're
in the same boat as me.

I hate to burst your
----ing bubble, PK.

- Well, I'm not quite
in the same boat as you.

- Okay, well--
- PK, listen to me.

- If you and your wife are in
a different boat then, amazing.

- Let's go you guys.
- I'm gonna defend myself.

- By the way
your new song, amazing.

- Thank you so much.

- PK, you're wrong.
- Thanks for coming.

- That was a nasty comment.

And you've been defending her
the whole time.

- Are you kidding me?
He's ----ing being rude.

I'm done.

- Honey, you don't know
these women as well as I do.

- Yeah, but I don't need
to know them.

I made a joke.

- It was on purpose.
- It was a joke.

- If you made a joke and you
hurt someone's feelings,

then you say,
"I'm very sorry."

- And I did.
- Stupid joke.

- And I did.
- Forget me,

it's ----ing disrespectful
to his own wife

to talk like that.
I'm sorry--

- So whatever conversation
he had today with Ken

has now got him to a place
where that's how he's acting.

- Yeah. And by the way,
good luck having sex

with your wife tonight.
- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- Me and Vanderpump are good.
- That's doesn't matter.

Let me have a conversation
with Kyle for two seconds.

- This whole situation

- This whole situation
with Lisa--

- I understand where you--

- And PK are kissing
each other's ass.

So guess what?
Have ----ing fun with that.

Have fun with your wife too.
Have fun.

- To say, "You can't even get
along with your best friend,"

diminishes
what actually happened.

- It was a joke.

That's what it is.
- Okay.

- I don't want to have a whole
conversation about this.

I made a joke.
You know it was a joke.

I know it was a joke.

- PK's got a great sense
of humor.

It's one of the things
I love about him.

- Jim. How you doing, mate?
- Hey.

- But this is one
of those instances

where he put his foot
in his mouth.

He said something
that is going to come back

and kick me in the ass.

- Why do you say that
in a moment like that?

What is the ----ing
British humor about?

- But he said it was a joke.

- He knows your relationship
with Vanderpump.

- And that made it a low blow
and I get it.

I get how you--
- He's ----ing rude.

- Yeah.
PK just loves to stir the sh--,

and I can say that because
I love to stir the sh--.

One sh--stirrer can call out

another sh--stirrer
okay, honey?

[imitates smoking]

- It cuts deep.
- It cuts deep. I get it.

- It's all based on your ---
-ing wife

and you giving up
your ----ing dog.

- Dorit's here. Dorit's here.
Dorit's here.

- Hey, hon.
- I fully understand

how you feel,

but I also understand
in what context he meant it.

He's very comfortable with you.
He loves you.

It was not an insult and it
did not come from a bad place.

Was it in poor taste?
Yes. Was it stupid?

Yes.
But he didn't mean it that way.

- But the hard part is
then he goes,

"But we're good.
Me and Ken are good.

Me and Vanderpump are good."
- That doesn't matter.

I'm not talking about that
right now, Teddi.

And do me a favor,

let me have a conversation
with Kyle for two seconds.

[tense music]

- The way that she just talked
to me was so inappropriate.

- Okay, don't get upset.
Don't get upset.

- Here's what I've learned
about Dorit.

Even though we're getting
along better,

when things are heated Dorit

and I don't
communicate the same.

- I told you exactly
what I said.

- First of all,
take down your tone.

I'm not in one
of your accountability...

- Whoo! Whoo!
- Memberships.

...so
just take it down 15 notches.

- Why are you yelling at me?

- No, I'm just trying
to have a conversation.

- I'm telling you how we all
precept-ed what just happened.

- Okay well then,
I'm happy for you.

But first, Kyle's my friend.
- I'm sure

it was very annoying that I
made a good point, I know.

- Teddi--
- Very irritating.

- Can you give me 30 seconds?

- Go ahead.
- Thank you.

- Dorit and I don't have
the best friendship,

but I'm gonna side with Dorit
on this one.

- 30 seconds
without jumping in.

- Go ahead.
- Teddi and her big mouth.

Know-it-all Teddi.

It's not the right time
to insert herself

into that conversation. Period.

- I'm sorry, my whole fight
has been about

protecting the two of you.
- No.

Your fight has been about
your own personal experiences

and things--
- No, you're wrong.

Dorit you're 100% wrong.
- Kyle, I understand--

- If it was about Lisa and me
and I didn't know

the two of you,
I would have defended her

blindly like she wants me too.

But because I care
about the two of you I couldn't

----ing do that.
I had to ----ing be honest.

- It's strange to watch

Dorit and Kyle both wanting
Lisa's friendship

and who's going to be
better friends with her.

It's beyond.
The whole thing is beyond.

- Why would he say that to me?
- It was a joke.

- If that's a joke,
his humor sucks.

- Well, I beg to differ.

- I didn't see you
laughing about that.

- Honey.

- I think he actually thinks
he's being funny,

but he's not.
- I agree.

- Just like Vanderpump
thinks she's funny.

- I don't want--
- Here's the thing--

- So maybe you shouldn't be
friends with British people.

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- I'm so sick of,
"It's British humor, darling."

That was my own British humor,
but I'm not British.

I wish I could hide
behind British humor.

No, I'm just an asshole
with iconic hair and big lips.

- You guys, we got to go.
- Do you have an opinion

that you want to share
because I did shut down Teddi

because I wanted
to have a conversation.

- I just wish that every time
that we had an issue

you didn't have to snap at me
when I'm just sharing my--

- Teddi, you didn't have
to jump in immediately.

- But then say that,
in that tone.

You don't have to "ahh!"
It's always that.

♪ ♪

- You snapped. You did.
- Maybe it's because I'm really

sick and tired of her
doing it to me.

- Well.

- Just constantly chiming

in and having
a little go at me or having--

- I'm not trying to have
a go at you.

- I'm sorry if I was
a little aggressive.

- Good.
- Because I really--

- Good.
- Didn't mean it to be.

- Okay.
- That's it.

And I came down to set
the record straight with her.

- I know.
- That comment just,

it hurt her.

- I know PK's a good guy.
I was offended in the moment,

but I'm not going
to carry a grudge.

- Why don't we all go home?
- Yes.

- Bye.
- Bye, love.

- Am I going to hold on
to this forever? No.

- Bye, girls. Get home safe.

- But right now I'm pissed off.
(BLEEP) you, PK.

Oh, and that's British humor.

- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- Sophia's coming home.
We're taking her holiday--

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- The gate open?
- Honey, run!

- God damn it.

- So Dorit came over
to explain things

and then Teddi just jumped in.

I just feel like she's a bit
of a know-it-all.

- I know you think
you're better friends with Lisa

than PK is with Lisa.

- I never even heard of you
or PK until two years ago.

- Cool. LVP. We're going
to have lunch together.

- It's very difficult for me
to believe

that you had
nothing to do with that.

- If you believe I gave
the story to Radar Online,

we don't have a friendship.

- To learn more
about the Housewives,

go to bravotv.com