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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,062 - We - are the Crystal 2 00:00:02,063 --> 00:00:05,715 - Gems - we'll always save the day 3 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:07,848 ? and if you think we can't ? 4 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:10,717 ? we'll always find a way ? 5 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:14,621 - that's why the people - of this world 6 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,990 - believe in... - Garnet 7 00:00:16,992 --> 00:00:19,793 - Amethyst - and Pearl 8 00:00:19,795 --> 00:00:21,462 ? And Steven! ? 9 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:23,319 "Historical Friction" 10 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,339 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,236 - Steven. - Jamie! 12 00:00:32,238 --> 00:00:34,438 Safe. 13 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,008 We have fun. So, you got the goods? 14 00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:40,277 Oh, I've got gooder than the goods. 15 00:00:40,279 --> 00:00:43,247 Bum-da-da-dum-dum dum-da! 16 00:00:43,249 --> 00:00:47,351 - Wha...? A play! - I'm holding auditions tonight. 17 00:00:47,353 --> 00:00:48,819 It's a local production 18 00:00:48,821 --> 00:00:51,756 drifting through space, looking for stars. 19 00:00:51,758 --> 00:00:54,091 If you need a great actor, 20 00:00:54,093 --> 00:00:57,128 you come to the right guy. 21 00:00:57,130 --> 00:01:00,431 - What was that? - An accent. 22 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,366 - From where? - I don't know. 23 00:01:02,368 --> 00:01:04,835 Acting. 24 00:01:05,904 --> 00:01:08,906 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Where's everyone else? 25 00:01:08,908 --> 00:01:11,075 Uh, you're the only one that showed up. 26 00:01:11,077 --> 00:01:13,811 But, hey, some plays only have one person in them, 27 00:01:13,813 --> 00:01:16,514 so we're already in 200% better shape than that. 28 00:01:16,516 --> 00:01:18,716 That sounds like some strange math... 29 00:01:18,718 --> 00:01:20,217 - But I'm ready. - Great. 30 00:01:20,219 --> 00:01:21,986 Here's a copy of the script. 31 00:01:21,988 --> 00:01:25,823 "Beach City or bust: The tale of William Dewey." 32 00:01:25,825 --> 00:01:29,093 This is my first production, so it needs to be exciting. 33 00:01:29,095 --> 00:01:30,461 It needs to be classic. 34 00:01:30,463 --> 00:01:33,164 It needs to be fully funded by Mayor Dewey. 35 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,733 And it is... because he wrote it. 36 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:40,638 - What's it about? - I'm glad you asked. 37 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,292 This is the story of how Beach City was founded nearly 38 00:01:44,293 --> 00:01:47,945 200 years ago by my great-great-great-great grandfather, 39 00:01:47,947 --> 00:01:51,081 William Dewey. It's a truly important historical tale 40 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:54,585 with a lot of sentimental and political importance to me. 41 00:01:54,587 --> 00:01:56,687 Well, we're just about to get started. 42 00:01:56,689 --> 00:01:59,990 Uh, would you like to sit in on the rehearsal, mayor? 43 00:01:59,992 --> 00:02:02,460 Don't mind if I do. Oh, pardon me. 44 00:02:02,462 --> 00:02:03,727 Okay, Steven. 45 00:02:03,729 --> 00:02:05,162 Since you're the only one who showed up, 46 00:02:05,164 --> 00:02:07,264 you'll be playing the lead role of William Dewey. 47 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:08,933 Nailed the audition! 48 00:02:08,935 --> 00:02:13,237 And for the other roles, I guess I'll have to play... 49 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:16,073 all of them. 50 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:17,808 The ship is out at sea. 51 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:20,711 The sun beats down on the crew while they stand on deck. 52 00:02:20,713 --> 00:02:23,681 Suddenly, the tall, ruggedly handsome man 53 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:26,116 standing in front of them speaks... 54 00:02:26,118 --> 00:02:29,253 "Crew, I'm so glad you could be part of this journey with me 55 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:33,324 as we search for a new land to build a distinguished new city in. 56 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:36,026 "Oh, Captain William Dewey, you're such a good captain. 57 00:02:36,028 --> 00:02:38,829 Never has a voyage been so super good." 58 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:41,899 "Good point, first mate buddy." 59 00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:44,435 For fun. 60 00:02:44,437 --> 00:02:47,204 Oh, no. Is that a wild squall approaching us? 61 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:51,008 - Surely this can't be good. - "Be calm, my crew." 62 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:56,647 I'll just save us with my heroic, supernatural ability." 63 00:02:56,649 --> 00:02:59,550 And then William Dewey grows into a 50-Foot giant 64 00:02:59,552 --> 00:03:01,752 and carries the boat safely to shore. 65 00:03:01,754 --> 00:03:03,954 The crew thinks he's so good at being captain 66 00:03:03,956 --> 00:03:06,957 that they elected him to be the first mayor of Beach City. 67 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:08,425 The end. 68 00:03:08,427 --> 00:03:10,394 Wow, Mayor Dewey. That was really good. 69 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:11,762 Yeah. 70 00:03:11,914 --> 00:03:15,987 William Dewey is a really, uh, good character... 71 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:19,486 but maybe we could bring out another side of William Dewey? 72 00:03:19,488 --> 00:03:23,457 - See his struggles? - The great William Dewey didn't struggle. 73 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:26,660 He was good at everything on the first try ... 74 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:29,096 just like me when I wrote this play. 75 00:03:29,098 --> 00:03:31,799 Not a single word needs to be changed. 76 00:03:31,801 --> 00:03:35,636 - But maybe ... - Don't forget who's funding this. 77 00:03:35,638 --> 00:03:37,538 Well, nice hustle, gentlemen. 78 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:39,506 - Keep it up. - Aye, aye. 79 00:03:39,941 --> 00:03:43,544 - This is gonna be a disaster. - What? 80 00:03:43,546 --> 00:03:47,481 It's a terrible story. William Dewey is totally unbelievable. 81 00:03:47,483 --> 00:03:51,351 - 'Cause he grows 50 feet? - No, he's got no character. 82 00:03:51,353 --> 00:03:54,121 But the script kept saying he was really good. 83 00:03:54,123 --> 00:03:57,925 Exactly. How can a guy have no faults? 84 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:03,497 To be human is to be flawed. A real hero must struggle. 85 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:05,733 That's so beautiful. 86 00:04:05,735 --> 00:04:10,170 And, also, totally not represented in Mayor Dewey's script. 87 00:04:11,273 --> 00:04:14,975 My first play ... and probably my last. 88 00:04:16,277 --> 00:04:17,811 Hey, Pearl. 89 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:21,482 - Pearl? - Steven, you're back. 90 00:04:21,484 --> 00:04:23,784 Yeah. Show business is rough. 91 00:04:23,786 --> 00:04:26,754 Is there something I can help you with? 92 00:04:26,756 --> 00:04:28,856 Not unless you can make William Dewey interesting. 93 00:04:28,858 --> 00:04:32,926 - How do you know William Dewey? - I'm gonna be him in this play. 94 00:04:32,928 --> 00:04:34,161 But he's totally boring. 95 00:04:34,163 --> 00:04:36,396 He's perfect, and he never makes mistakes. 96 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:38,966 Wish I could say the same for myself. 97 00:04:38,968 --> 00:04:42,302 Yeah, but nobody's like that. Everybody gets stuff wrong. 98 00:04:42,304 --> 00:04:44,938 And then you have to keep going, and it's hard, 99 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,708 which is why it's great when you never stop trying. 100 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:50,644 When did you get so smart? 101 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:54,014 Hmm. This isn't just boring. 102 00:04:54,016 --> 00:04:56,183 It's historically inaccurate. 103 00:04:56,185 --> 00:04:58,786 - Who wrote this? - Mayor Dewey. 104 00:04:58,788 --> 00:05:00,854 He wasn't even there. 105 00:05:00,856 --> 00:05:03,657 - But I was. - You were there? 106 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:06,527 - Wait, what really happened? - Well, for starters, 107 00:05:06,529 --> 00:05:08,829 "ruggedly handsome" seems rather generous. 108 00:05:08,831 --> 00:05:12,199 Steven... this is so real! 109 00:05:12,201 --> 00:05:15,235 It's like it was written by someone who lived it! 110 00:05:15,237 --> 00:05:17,938 It was. And I don't know if you can tell, 111 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:20,674 - but I wrote the jokes. - I can tell. 112 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:25,345 - It's so gritty, so passionate, so... - Historically accurate? 113 00:05:25,347 --> 00:05:26,880 And the drama? 114 00:05:26,882 --> 00:05:30,984 - This is the play we should be doing. - Let's do it then. 115 00:05:30,986 --> 00:05:33,954 - Let's put on this version of the play. - But how? 116 00:05:33,956 --> 00:05:35,856 We'd need new costumes, new props ... 117 00:05:35,858 --> 00:05:39,626 we have no time. And Mayor Dewey will have our heads. 118 00:05:39,628 --> 00:05:42,362 But Jamie, you said it yourself ... 119 00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:44,031 "a real hero struggles." 120 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,771 By jiminy, you're right. This show will go on tomorrow night 121 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:51,273 with you as Captain William Dewey 122 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:55,578 - and I as the remaining roles. - All of them? 123 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:58,614 All of them. 124 00:05:58,616 --> 00:06:01,851 Boom, ahh, acting. 125 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:08,127 - Mind if I have a seat? - Okay... 126 00:06:08,216 --> 00:06:11,405 Oh, you know, I wrote this play. 127 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,720 I hope Mayor Dewey isn't mad about the changes 128 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:20,122 Guess we'll have to see. 129 00:06:20,124 --> 00:06:22,992 - Are you nervous? - Of course. 130 00:06:22,994 --> 00:06:25,461 This could either make or break my career. 131 00:06:25,463 --> 00:06:28,331 You could lose your job at the post office? 132 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,115 This could either make or break my hobby. 133 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:34,070 - Acting. - Acting. 134 00:06:34,072 --> 00:06:37,173 Boardies and gentleboardies, 135 00:06:37,175 --> 00:06:39,542 tonight, I am thrilled to present to you... 136 00:06:39,544 --> 00:06:42,121 "The tale of William Dewey." 137 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,446 - Yeah ... Beach City rules. - Shh. 138 00:06:44,481 --> 00:06:46,879 Oh, captain, my captain, 139 00:06:46,881 --> 00:06:49,048 how long until the soft lips of our sailing ship 140 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:51,116 kiss the rugged beard of new lands? 141 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:53,085 I know we've been journeying for many months, 142 00:06:53,087 --> 00:06:54,853 but surely we'll run into something soon. 143 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:58,257 The ocean can't be that big. 144 00:06:58,259 --> 00:07:00,392 There he is. Hi, Steven! 145 00:07:00,394 --> 00:07:02,695 You're so talented. 146 00:07:02,747 --> 00:07:05,690 Back home they called me "Dewey the dunce," 147 00:07:05,736 --> 00:07:08,551 said I couldn't find land even if I was standing on it. 148 00:07:08,586 --> 00:07:10,186 What the... 149 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:13,155 And I'm starting to fear that they were right. 150 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,820 What light through yon stage left breaks? 151 00:07:15,855 --> 00:07:17,801 Oh, what now? 152 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:20,696 It is the East, and we are the Crystal Gems. 153 00:07:20,698 --> 00:07:22,731 What? This wasn't in the script. 154 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,734 This wasn't in the budget, either. 155 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,712 Greetings. I am Pearl. 156 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,339 And I come to you as a messenger of the brilliant, 157 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:34,977 Rose Quartz. We ask that you turn your ship around. 158 00:07:34,979 --> 00:07:39,989 The land you are headed for is no walk in the park for your species. 159 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:43,152 Nonsense. I won't take orders from the likes of you. 160 00:07:43,154 --> 00:07:45,478 Well, then... 161 00:07:45,588 --> 00:07:49,175 You should turn around lest you fall into the sea. 162 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:53,562 And you know, humans aren't very good swimmers. 163 00:07:53,564 --> 00:07:54,864 They ain't. 164 00:07:54,866 --> 00:08:00,035 I'll just return home like the failure dunce I am. 165 00:08:00,037 --> 00:08:02,238 Ugh. I can't even turn a sail right. 166 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,646 Why must I always struggle? 167 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,814 Wow, Dad, what a loser. 168 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:14,100 Oh, captain, my captain, we've drifted miles from our course. 169 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,836 These waves are nothing like I've ever seen before. 170 00:08:16,838 --> 00:08:19,605 Nonsense. This is only a drizzle. 171 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:23,009 Okay, maybe a light summer storm. 172 00:08:23,610 --> 00:08:25,177 What's that portside? 173 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,513 - Lever. - Oh. 174 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:35,204 - Captain, it's got me! - First mate buddy. 175 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:38,408 Whatever you do, don't give up your search. 176 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,811 You're the bravest man I know, because you try, 177 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,981 even though you fail so, so much. 178 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,783 Buddy, noooo! 179 00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:53,166 Oh, buddy, a stale biscuit to the end. 180 00:08:56,204 --> 00:08:58,838 And now my boat will sink into the depths. 181 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,610 Dewey the disastrous dunce. What's this? 182 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,312 Holy anchovies. The quadruple noogie. 183 00:09:06,314 --> 00:09:08,348 A move that's only been spoken of in legends. 184 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:11,851 Ah. It heads this way. 185 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,487 Oh, please, goddess of noogies, don't hurt me. 186 00:09:14,489 --> 00:09:17,624 Whoa. I've made it! 187 00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:20,152 Land! Sweet, solid land! 188 00:09:20,187 --> 00:09:22,239 Ugh. 189 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,717 Thank you, giant woman. 190 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:29,008 You may not want to stay, this land is dangerous. 191 00:09:29,493 --> 00:09:32,355 No, I will stay. For I am William Dewey, 192 00:09:32,357 --> 00:09:35,691 and I don't give up in the face of failure. 193 00:09:35,693 --> 00:09:37,159 That's what makes me great. 194 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,819 Very well then. 195 00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:43,793 But I can't promise you I won't interfere again. 196 00:09:44,215 --> 00:09:46,882 I shall name this new land in honor 197 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,845 of my dead first mate, buddy. 198 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,588 - I'm alive. - Okay, Beach City it is. 199 00:09:53,908 --> 00:09:56,842 What? 200 00:09:59,494 --> 00:10:02,563 Nice to know great grandpa was a real person with flaws. 201 00:10:02,598 --> 00:10:04,253 - Gutsy move Dad. - Mayor Dewey! 202 00:10:04,288 --> 00:10:07,548 Mayor Dewey! Mayor ... 203 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:11,270 - One for you, and one for you... - Excuse me. 204 00:10:11,272 --> 00:10:13,813 If I could have a moment with the talent. 205 00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:16,376 - Oh. - Jamie. 206 00:10:16,378 --> 00:10:20,646 Oh, yeah. Fantastic work. 207 00:10:20,948 --> 00:10:23,149 I loved the message. "Vote Mayor Dewey." 208 00:10:23,151 --> 00:10:25,418 How about I offer you another role ... 209 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:28,453 lead director of Beach City Community Theater. 210 00:10:28,488 --> 00:10:31,609 You could put on more plays ... as long as the budget allows it. 211 00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:39,815 - Uh, thank you, sir. - A lot of the credit should go to Pearl. 212 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:41,450 You could say she was an "inside source." 213 00:10:41,452 --> 00:10:43,986 I am a Gem of many talents ... 214 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:46,104 a dedication to fact is just one of them. 215 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:49,597 Thank you for preserving my legacy. 216 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:55,664 - Oh, what's 200 years between friends. - Well... I must be off then 217 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,910 to bask in the adulation of my constituents. 218 00:10:58,298 --> 00:11:00,606 You know, I don't remember there being a 219 00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:02,914 campaign slogan at the end of that story. 220 00:11:02,915 --> 00:11:05,190 Art doesn't always need a reason, Pearl. 221 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:07,357 Sometimes it's just gotta make the audience happy. 222 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:11,357 That's why you always end on a joke. 223 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:15,228 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 224 00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:19,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17550

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