All language subtitles for Jane.the.Virgin.S03E19.720p.WEB-DL.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Welcome back, friends.

You'll recall we last
left our Jane,

yup, having a fling

with the very sexy Fabian.

And, yes, it's that Fabian,

as in Rogelio's costar
in Los Viajes de Guillermo.

Onscreen, he plays
his rival.

His teeny-tiny rival.

But you know what wasn't tiny?

Rogelio's happiness.

Because he finally got engaged
to Xiomara, again!

And they had decided
on a wedding

to match their love.

Go crazy.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And speaking of big love,

Rafael was feeling it
for Petra,

and so he told her.
I want to be with you.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But Petra, well,
she just wasn't sure.

I know, buzz-kill, right?
(knock at door)

And then they were interrupted
by the cops,

who said they knew
who killed Scott, and it was...

(needle scratches on record)

Actually, you'll find that out
soon enough.

One last bit of backstory
on Rafael.

Sure, he's rich,
but things haven't always

been easy for him.

A long time ago,
he had cancer.

And remember his sister Luisa?

Well, she was dating Rose,

aka the crime lord
Sin Rostro.

Though in public, Rose wore
a mask, and looked like this.

I know! Straight out
of a telenovela, right?

Which, of course,
this is, after all.

Once upon a time,
there was a little girl

who believed
in once upon a time.

"And the glass slipper fit
Cinderella's foot perfectly."

That's right.

From a young age, Jane Gloriana
Villanueva believed

in the magic of fairy tales.

"And so they got
married and lived..."

Happily ever after.

The end.

But as time went on,

Jane exchanged that for a
more... realistic perspective.

"And so they got
married and lived..."

uh, together
as husband and wife.

Uh, and they had
their ups and downs,

and they faced difficult times

where their relationship
was tested,

but they stuck through it,

because they knew that
relationships take work

and, you know, life doesn't
always work out perfectly.

The end.

Oh, and the princess
had her own fulfilling career

outside the monarchy.

The Cinderella we're doing at
school has a different ending.

Well, there can be
lots of different endings,

that's what makes
the story so great.

So, yeah. By now, Jane was over
the whole fairy tale thing.

Okay, I'm ready.

Hit me with the wedding deets.

The theme is a fairy tale
come to life.

Yeah, apparently Rogelio
didn't get the memo.

Oh, wow, look at that.

Doves, sure.

Ha. Fireworks.

A carriage pulled
by white horses.

And this is what you want?

Because it's your day, too.

The white horses happened
to be your mother's idea.

I always thought I was too old,

that I missed out on the
whole princess window,

but your dad convinced me

it's not too late,

and I started to think
about how fun it would be

to wear the whole,
big poofy dress, and...

Unless you think
I'll look silly.

I-I don't want to look silly.

I don't think you'll look silly.

I think you'll look beautiful.

Okay.

So, I'd like to ask you,

officially,

will you be my maid of honor?

Yes, of course. I would
officially love to.

And I am ready to take care
of your every bridal need.

Oh, wow.

That's a... you're, are you,
you're wearing a tiara?

No, this is for you.

I'm wearing a crown.

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JANE:
A yacht, too. (short chuckle)

Wow.

And all this is
happening in two weeks.

Has to. We are all slaves

to the television schedule.

That's when my show
goes on break.

But we already hired,
uh, Jean Luc,

the best
wedding planner around.

He has secured vendors,

fireworks, Malaysian doves...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Here we go...

Well...

He created me,
so, a very big role.

Ah. Ideally, Ricky Martin.

XIOMARA: Mom...

We're not getting married
in a church by a priest.

JANE:
Okay, you know what, Abuela?

In my official capacity
as maid of honor,

I'll remind you: it's their day.

Ooh, burn!

JANE:
No, it wasn't

a burn.

(imitates sizzling)

I love you, Alba,
but I have to go.

It is my last night shoot
until after the wedding,

and it is murder on my skin.

Milady.

Until we meet again.

(phone rings, door closes)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes, Fabian.

To catch you up:
Once upon a time,

Jane had the most perfect
fling ever.

Amazing sex with
absolutely no strings attached.

She and Fabian

were on exactly the same page,

making things easy
and uncomplicated.

So, yeah.
I'm just messing with you.

I mean, the sex was good,
don't get me wrong.

But then...

So, I should really go.

No.

Just five more minutes.

Uh... you said that already.
(short chuckle)

I know.

But time goes too fast with you.

Two more minutes?

Boop.

Fabian obviously still wants
some kind of relationship.

So are you gonna
end it with him?

Yeah. I have to.

(phone chimes)

Oh, but a part of me
is just hoping

that he'll take a
hint and fade away.

(phone chimes)
(sighs)

Ooh. Yeah, he's not
gonna take the hint.

I know. I have to tell him.

Yeah, well,
do it soon.

It's a little selfish
to not let someone know

where you're at, emotionally.

Petra still hasn't
given you an answer?

No. She says she's
still thinking it over.

But, I mean, how much longer?
It's been a week.

That sucks.
But it is a really big decision.

I know. And I respect that.

But if she brings it up,
could you just

tell her you think
it's a good idea?

What?
You know,
I just...

If she brings it up
at brunch or...

I really don't want
to get in the middle of this.

Mateo, hurry up,
we got to go.

No, you're right,
totally.

You... you should
stay out of it.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now...

I just can't decide.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
...to their most awkward brunch

in their three years
of brunches.

Well, by all means,
please, take your time.

Well, I'm trying to decide.
It's not like I'm not trying to.

Here, have a pancake.
Last week you had eggs.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Do you think they're really
talking about breakfast?

Okay, everybody with
sticky hands, stand up--

we're washing.

Mine are the stickiest.

Oh, come on, Mateo!

I got him.
(sighs)

(whispering):
Talk to her.

(mouths)

Can we talk?

Oh, um, yeah, sure. About?

Oh, stop it, I know he told you
about his big... declaration.

So what do you think
about all this?

I think it's between you two.

That's ridiculous. You
always have an opinion.

This is the one time
I actually want it.

I'm staying out of it.

No matter how nicely you ask.

I have no opinion.

Of course I have an opinion.

It's a horrible idea.

Actually, that's not
even an opinion,

it's just a fact.

They're terrible together.
Volatile, mean.

And now there are kids involved.
And two families.

Who are in really good places.

Nope.

Not my place.

(doorbell rings)
(gasps)

That must be Jean Luc.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah yes,
the famed wedding planner.

Oh, hi.

I didn't realize that
there were two of you.

My parents
will be here any minute,

they're just stuck in traffic.

So... how long

have you two been planning
weddings together?

Ugh.

(both speaking French)

Eight years.

Oh, wow.

Well, I can tell you
a little about what they want.

I'm sure you heard
that they're going for

the full fairy tale.

Ugh.
Hate it.
What?

Your mother can't do fairy tale.

She's too old.
I have to agree.

And we never agree.

Well, I don't agree.

And, more importantly,
she doesn't agree.

It's what she wants.

She'll look, uh, ridiculous
in a poofy dress.

Totally, uh,
ridiculous.

Well, you're entitled
to your opinion,

of course,
but I'd really rather

you not say that
in front of my mom.

Of course we'll say it, that's
what we're being paid for.

She has her heart set on this.

We'll have our names on it.

I don't care!
(car approaches)

Look, they're here.
My mom

wants a full fairy tale wedding,
and neither of you

are gonna make her
feel bad about that. Got it?

Got it.
Understood.

(exhales)

Oh, wait, what? Wait,
where-where are you going?

We cannot work
like this.

JEAN:
I have to agree. And we

never agree.
(stammers)

Oh, hi, hello,
sorry we're late.

What'd we miss?
Oh, we quit.

Creative differences?
What didn't they like?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Your age.

I don't know.
I'm-I'm sorry.

It was my fault.
I was pushy.

No, it's fine.
Totally fine.

Just the wedding
is so soon.

Yeah, and Jean Luc had
great deals with vendors.

So... it's not fine?

We'll hire someone else.
Who cares what it costs?

No, we have to stay in
our budget. It's already huge.

Maybe we can plan it ourselves.

I can't plan a wedding
with my shooting schedule.

Rogelio...

This is not the time
for budgets!

I'll do it.

I'm done
with my novel.

I have time. Plus, you already
know the vendors you want

to use, it's just a matter
of organizing and negotiating,

which I can do.

Let me do this for you.

As your maid of honor.

Okay, if you insist.

(exhales)

I am entrusting this to you.

♪ ♪

Hey, Krishna, can you
add karate pick-up for me

at 3:30?
You'll be cutting it close,

you've got your appointment
with Dr. Osmani.

Uh, just
reschedule that.

Your oncologist?
You can't reschedule.

It's just my
annual screening.

I know,
and you can't push it.

Just tell the doctor
I'll be 15 late.

Great.

Oh, and your sister called.

What? Why didn't
you tell me?

She said she'd call you back
at 2:30 sharp.

Go, run, run!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know what you're thinking:

run where? What's going on?

Well, remember this?

We just got the composite sketch
of the woman

Chuck Chesser saw on the beach
the night of Scott's murder.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Here's what you didn't see.

Chuck Chesser clearly described
your sister's girlfriend.

PETRA:
Eileen?

She killed Scott?

RAFAEL:
It must be connected to Rose.

I knew my sister
was still involved with her.

Luisa,

hi.

LUISA: Rafael, hey!

Uh, it's-it's good
to hear from you.

Um, I... You know, I've been
trying to get in touch.

I know. I got your message.

We haven't had great reception.

We're in the desert.

RAFAEL: Yeah.
No, no, no, I-I... get it.

Um, but, uh, look,
I called because,

you know, we still need
to have that board meeting

and, you know, you just...
you just ran off.

(sighs) I know,
I'm really sorry,

but we'll come back soon, okay?

Well, how soon?
Uh, I can't... You know,

I can't plan a meeting
without a firm date.

I'll let you know, but right now

I have to go.
No.

Uh, wait.
I have to.

The camels are here,
the tour is starting.
Wait.

No, uh, just... I just want
to know-- why'd you leave?

It was so sudden.
Did I-did I do something?

Of course not.

We'll catch up
later, okay?

Sorry.

But it's... it's hard.

You know that I
want to have

a better relationship with him.

And you know
that we have to make sure

he's not working with the cops.

He's not.

Trust me, I know my brother.

Were you able to trace it?

No.

Hopefully she comes
back to town soon.

We can't go back anytime soon.

Come on.

We can go anywhere else

in the world. Hmm?

I'll even put on
that uncomfortable mask.

JANE:
I booked your makeup and hair

and I got the caterers
to go down $20 a head

as long as Dad
moves off that whole thing

about all the desserts
being lavender.

Brr... Oh, and one thing:
the horses. For the carriage.

It's short notice and it turns
out white horses are really

hard to come by.
I found a speckled horse

that's... Oh...

You're disappointed?

I know it's dumb,

but I-I've always
pictured white horses.

It's absolutely not dumb.

I will find you white horses.

Thank you.
White will just pop more,

you know?
Oh, it sure will.

(knocking at door)

Oh, that better not
be Jean and Luc

trying to get their job back,

because I am killing it
on my own.

Hi. So I need to talk to you
about this Rafael situation.

Petra, look...
And I don't care if you don't
want to be in the middle. I need

to talk this over with someone
and you're my only real friend.

So I don't know what to do.
I mean,

according to your mom's bridal
magazine, we're doomed.

"Do you bring out the best
in each other?"

No, definitely not.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes. To recap

Petra and Rafael's
fairy tale...

I mean, it took so long
to get over him, Jane.

I know.
And now he wants
to open all that up again?

How is that fair?

Plus, we were terrible together.

Is he forgetting that?

And now we have
this good relationship.

And these two great, happy kids.

When I think about
messing all that up,

I mean, it just...

doesn't seem worth it.

Right?

What do you think?

I think...

...that makes a lot of sense.

ROGELIO:
It is absolutely worth it.

No, it's not.

The cakes aren't gonna
be lavender, get over it.

We have to move quickly,
you're getting married so soon.

Now listen,
I want to go over some st...

Oh. Aw, shoot.

Why are you avoiding Fabian?

I have to end it
and I'm kind of dreading it.

I know, I know, I'll do it.

What, why are you staring at me?

Just... are you 100% sure
you want to break up with him?

Yes.
(short whimper)

What did you do?

I dropped off an
invitation to the wedding.

What? Why?

I thought it was going great

and you'd want to bring him.

Oh... Ooh.

Okay, well,
has he seen it yet?
No.

I-I put it in his dressing room.
And we're about to shoot.

(knocking at door)

Ah!

(exhales)

(gasps)

Jane?

What...
Hi.

Hi. I was just
grabbing my phone.

You're probably
wondering why I'm in here.

Well, I assume
it's to make love.

Let's do it,
they'll wait on set.

Oh, no, no, you can
keep your shirt on.

I'm not here for that.

Well-well, then
why are you here?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And that's when she saw it.

Oh, yes, my last show.

Thanks to the trainer I became a
very good rider. I love horsies.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends, it felt like

one of those twists of fate

you only find in fairy tales.

Or telenovelas.

And do you still know
the horsie trainer?

Oh yes, we go riding
at least once a month.

Wow. Because, as it happens,

I am in the market
to rent some white horses

just like that one.

That's great. My friend
will help you out for sure.

Oh, thank you.

Of course. Anything
for my special lady.

So, why are you
here again?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And at that moment, our
heroine weighed her options.

To give you this invitation
to my parents' wedding.

You want me
to go with you?

I sure do.

Oh, I'd love to.

Yay! (laughs)
I'm so glad!

Of course I feel guilty
using Fabian

and his equine connections.

But it's for a good cause.

It's not every day
that my parents get married.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
True. This is only

their second marriage
and third engagement.

In fact, I'm pretty sure
that if Fabian understood

how much it means to me to give
my parents the perfect wedding,

he wouldn't even mind.

Okay, fine, he'd be pissed.

But it's not like I'm gonna
keep having sex with him.

I'm not totally lying.

He wants more

a-and I'm open to more if...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He has
a personality transplant.

...we have a great time
at the wedding.

Mm-hmm.

ROGELIO:
Be careful with the frown face.

You are too young
to get lines.

What's bringing you down?

I just got some pretty
heartbreaking news.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
His shirtless scene was cut.

Jane told you, huh?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Uh-oh.

I get it.

Breakups are hard.

But there are
other fish in the sea, and...

with a chest as powerful
as Poseidon himself,

you can catch any of them.

So Jane told you she was
going to break up with me?

Of course, we're very close.

Plus, I am great
at keeping secrets.

Okay, so in this next shot,
Rogelio climbs the vine

to get to the top of the table.
Then we push in

on Fabian,
and your wheels are turning.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Sort of like this.

Got it?

Yeah. I got it.

Perfect.

And action.

(knocking at door)

Rafael.

Can we talk?

You're ready?

Yes.

Sorry. I-It was just a lot.

And, um, surprising.

I know.

But listen,
now that I've processed,

I've decided.

I don't want us to go there.

What?

We tried.

It didn't work.

Are you saying you don't
have feelings for me?

I'm saying that
what we have now is good.

With us, with the kids.

I-If it doesn't work...

But if it does...

we could be happy.
We're happy now.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sure have
a funny way of showing it.

Petra...
Stop.

I thought about it a lot,

I-I talked it over
with a friend.

This is better.

For all of us.

JANE: It's not as romantic
as Ricky Martin,

but we have to have
a backup plan.

Oprah?

Dad.
Okay, Gayle.

(sighs)
I found this Unitarian minister.

She seems really great.

Mom wants to meet her today.

What time can you do?

2:00.
Okay, I'll schedule it.

Don't be late, though.

Jane. I'll be there at 2:00.

I know how
important it is.

This scene won't
take long to shoot.

MRS. TAUB:
So, rehearsals

are just running
a few minutes long.

They'll be right out,
and the kids

are very excited about
tomorrow's performances.

(Jane sighs)
What did you say to Petra?

Uh, what?

Oh, please.
She said she talked to a friend.

It was clearly you.

What happened to
staying out of it?

She just showed up at my
house asking for advice.

So you sabotaged me?
I didn't sabotage anything.

I hardly talked. I just
sat there listening

to all the reasons why she
thought it wasn't a good idea.
You were supposed

to tell her all the reasons
why you thought that it was.

But I don't think it is.

Well, that's your opinion.

Exactly. And you were the one
who asked me to get involved.

(phone rings)

Hi, Krishna.

I have your oncologist on the
line with your test results.

(sighs)

Okay. Um, put her through.

I forgot my line.

No problem, let's
just go again.

Okay.
(grunts)

And, action.

I forgot again.
I feel so stupid.

You say "got it."

That's the whole line.

Got it.

Hey, I just said the line.

Can we shoot now, please?

Um, I'm feeling
a little shiny.

Can I get a touch-up?

What are you doing?

You and I both know
you never get shiny

because you have perfect skin.

I demand to know
what's going on.

What's going on is that
your treacherous daughter

is using me for my horsies.

What are you talking about?
She didn't break up with me,

but thanks to you I know
that she was going to.

So let's just say,
it's gonna take me a while

to remember the lines.

And you might not make it
to your 2:00 appointment.

(sighs)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now.

(sighs)

(phone chimes, goose honks)

(geese honk)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Uh-oh. Apparently, Fabian's

just led Jane
on a wild goose chase.

With nary a golden egg
in sight.

What do you mean,
Dad never showed up?

Apparently, Fabian
kept intentionally

screwing up his lines
so Rogelio couldn't leave.

(sighing): Oh, no.
This is my fault.

I-I tried to use Fabian
for his horses

and now he's taking it out
on Dad.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
A tale as old as time.

(sighs)
I am so sorry, Ma.

Don't feel bad.

I'm just stressed
and overwhelmed

with all this wedding planning.

I'm actually thinking

maybe we should just skip
the stag party tomorrow.

What? No. No way.

The whole thing is my fault
and I'm going to fix it.

And there's nothing that
you can do or anything.

I just-- I wanted you to know

that I just got some bad news

from my doctor... my annual.

Anyway, I guess,

my cancer is back.

So...

call me, okay?

Let's hope she falls for it.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I mean...

I did for a minute.

I have to go see him.

It's not a good time.

To have cancer?

I'm going.

Are you coming with me or not?

(sneezes)

Sorry. Allergies.

You don't have allergies.

Yes, I do. I am allergic
to terrible acting

and there's a lot of it
in the air right now.

Don't.
DIRECTOR:
Cut. Guys, come on.

We've got a lot to shoot today.

Let's reset and go again.

Jane.
Jane.

Hi.

Fabian, can we talk?

Talk.

Um, look.

I'm sorry.

It was wrong of me to try
to use you like that.

But don't blame my dad for what
happened between us, blame me.

Oh, I do blame you.
I blame you completely.

You're a heartless slut and
I wish I'd never met you.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Did he just call her a slut?

Did you just
call her a slut?

Did you just call me a slut?

Don't you dare

talk to my daughter that way!

Well, you should have never
brought your daughter

to the set in the first place.

Tempting me with
her goji berries.

ROGELIO:
Jane is always
welcome on set.

And she can bring any
type of berries she wants.

Well, I refuse to continue
shooting as long as she's here.

I am Rogelio de la Vega!

You do not want to
make an enemy out of me!

JANE:
Dad. Please,
both of you,

just stop, just calm down.

I will not calm down!

We will fight.

My dad is not going
to fight you.

Oh, we're fighting.

Crew lunch in the parking lot.
(bell rings)

CREW MEMBER:
That's lunch.

(cheering)

No hitting in the face.
Obviously.

FABIAN: Or the hair.
ROGELIO: Of course.

Everything else is fair game.

I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park
about to fight a dinosaur.

When I knock you on your ass

I hope your butt implants
don't explode.

FABIAN: That was
a necessary procedure

to cushion my weak tailbone.

(Rogelio grunts)

Both of you stop this right now.

You're being ridiculous.

Whoa! Stop this right now!

(shrieks)
What are you doing here?
I'm trying to defend your honor.

I don't need you to defend
my honor, please, Dad.

Just calm down,
I'll handle this.

Listen to me.

I'm sorry about the way
that I handled things.

I know I hurt you.

I clearly meant
nothing to you.
Less than nothing.

Dad.
Coward.

That is not true.

I've only slept with one
other man in my whole life.

You're the first person
that I slept with

since my husband died.

And trust me, that
does mean something.

So please don't
fight with my father.

(sighs)

Ah.

No hard feelings?

For the sake of my daughter,
I will let bygones be bygones.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Aw. Jane the peacemaker.

Dad!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Whoa. Looks like Jane's

boxing training with Dennis
really paid off.

My nose! I think you broke it!

My God. I am so sorry.
(groans)

Uh, it was just instinct.

You were gonna punch my dad.

In the face.

That's it. I'm done.
I-I can't work with him.

ROGELIO:
I can't work
with him either.

It's him or me.
It's him or me.

Girls, come on, hurry up.

We don't want to be late
for your performance... Oh.

When did you get here?

Uh, just now.

Oh.

Are you okay?

Yep, fine.

No. I'm not fine.

You know what? I don't care
if I turned you down.

We're still family
and you still have to tell me.

What are you talking about?

I heard you on the phone

telling someone
your cancer's back.

What? No.

No. That was just to get Luisa
and Eileen back to Miami.

Wh-what?

I'm working with
the police, okay?

I just left her the
message. I'm fine.

Oh, thank God.

I'm fine.

Girls, come.
The stage awaits.

Yay. My shoe fits perfectly.

ELLIE:
Let's hug.

And they lived happily
ever after.

And they all got good jobs.

The end.

(cheering and applause)

Oh. Good job, buddy.

Girls!

Daddy.
That was amazing.

Oh. I'm so proud of you.
(Petra giggles)

♪ ♪

Hey, buddy, you were amazing.

You did so great!

MATEO:
Thanks. Can I
get a cookie?

Yes, you can.
(smooches)

Go on.

So, um, I'm sorry.

About earlier.
You were right.

If I ask you to get involved,

then I have
to accept your opinion.

Even if I don't like it.

Thanks.

NETWORK EXECUTIVE:
The world does not revolve
around you.

Grown men fistfighting?

(both speaking at once)

You think I like babysitting?

Now, you are going to make up
what you didn't get yesterday,

or there will be consequences.

Understand?

(phone ringing)

Are you on your way?

What?

I'm so sorry.
I just can't leave now.

It's our bachelor-bachelorette.

The bosses are here.
What?!

It's not my fault.
It never is.

Okay, that's not fair.
I agree.

You've missed
every single appointment,

and I'm having
to do everything by myself!

So hire a wedding planner.

I don't want a wedding planner!

I wanted to plan it with you.

Rogelio, we need you.

I'm sorry, Xo,
about all of this,

but I'm at work.
I have to go.

We'll talk later, okay?

Have a good shoot.

(sighs)

(door chirps)

Hey, hey, hey,
who's ready to party?

I cancelled it.

What?
I just texted everyone.

Your dad's working, and...

I don't know--
I-I'm just not up for it.

And I know
you're disappointed.

Yeah, but it's...
it's your night.

Honestly, I'm really
not up for it, either.

What's going on?
Ugh.

Please? It'll take
my mind off things.

Can we at least
have a shot first?

Oh, perfect.

Ooh!

So I'm standing there,

watching Raf go
to Petra, and...

I just had this
feeling, like...

(sighs)
I felt...

Jealous?

No. No, no, no, it was...
it was not jealous.

I-I mean, it's
not romantic.

But maybe...

jealous of what they
would have as a family.

Yeah. I understand that.

(sighs)

Plus, you're so used to being
in the middle of everything.

What?

Like in our family,
in your relationships,

you've always been
right in the center.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
The heroine, as it were.

It's hard being
on the outside.

I need another drink.

(laughs)

(laughs)

Hey. Whoa.

Just tell me the truth.

Why did Jean Luc quit?

Creative differences.

What does that mean?!

Tell me!

Okay, fine!

They rained on your
fairy tale parade.

Oh, no!

I knew it. It's stupid.
No way.

They're stupid.

No, they're experts.

Not in what you
and Dad have.

After all you
went through,

finding your way back,

you deserve your
fairy tale ending.

You do, too.

I had it.

And you'll have it again.

I hope so.

I'd like to.

Aw.

What?
(sniffles)

(voice breaking):
You said you want to...

Ma... stop crying.

I can't. I just

feel so lucky that I gave birth
to my best friend.

Aw!

(Xiomara sobs, Jane laughs)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, wow. They're really wasted.

(knocking at door)

Huh?

Ah...

Hi, there.
I'm Prince Charming.

Apparently, there's a naughty

little princess around here.

(dance music plays,
Jane laughs)

Oh, my God, I forgot

to cancel the stripper.
Wait. No!

We cancelled.
The party's off.

Is he...?
The same one

that you hired for me, yes.
He's the only stripper I knew!

He's really good!

(laughing)
All right.

What the hell. I'm in!

(Xiomara and Jane whooping)

(dance music continues playing)

Oh, my God. (whoops)

Wow.
Wow.
(knocking at door)

Did he forget something?

Ma.

What are you doing here?

I left set
after I got Jane's text.

What text?

I'm sorry. I just wanted
him to prioritize you

because you deserve
to be prioritized, Mom!

Are you drunk?
Yeah, very.

Huh.
But, Rogelio,
what about work?

I'll deal with the consequences.

Jane's right.

You're more important,
and I have to show it to you

right this minute.

Now come. Your carriage awaits!

Oh. Go. Have fun.

Oh. You weren't kidding.

I'm sorry about the
miniature horses.

Apparently, full-size
white horses

are hard to come by
these days.
Yeah, I heard.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And just then...

(phone chimes)

It's Ricky Martin.

He can officiate our wedding!

(gasps)
Oh!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, wow!

Things are working out so well.

For them.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who's the drunkest one of all?

So, I'm a terrible person.

And why is that?

I think I did sabotage
you and Petra.

Because if I'm being honest--

which I should be,
because Pinocchio--

I wasn't afraid
of what would happen if

you and Petra didn't work out.

I was afraid
of what would happen if you did.

Because then,
Mateo and I would be

on the outside
of everything in your life.

We'd be like the extra people.

Which is a terrible reason
not to support what you wanted,

so...

(voice breaking):
I'm sorry.

Well, first...

thank you.

You're welcome.

And how drunk are you?

I'm so drunk.
RAFAEL:
Got it.

Well, hopefully,
you'll remember this,

because I need you to know

that you and Mateo will never be
on the outside of anything.

No, but it's okay.

It can't happen.

It won't happen.

Jane, when I think about

family... you're who I see.

Thank you for that.

I love you.

So much.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And friends,
that's when it happened.

(phone beeping)

In a twist of fate,
or timing or storytelling...

Oh. Can you hold on?

Hi.

So, I need you
to talk me down.

Wha-What's going on?

I thought Rafael was sick.

He's not.

But it made me think
about losing him,

which made me think about him,

which made
all these feelings come up,

and I-I just need you
to talk me down.

You know, remind me why Rafael
and I should not be together.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And so, of course, Jane said...

No. I was wrong.

You should go for it.

What? Why?
JANE:
Because...

what if it works?

Can you hold on for a second?
(phone beeps)

I'm gonna fix things.

What things?

(phone beeps)

The thing is,

Rafael is different now,
and so are you.

And you two have
a family together,

so you know what's at stake.

And that doesn't have
to be a bad thing.

It could be
a really good thing.

I-I mean,
take-take my parents.

They were a disaster
the first time,

and now they're so great.

I'm just...

scared, Jane.

Because of your feelings,

which is good. Hold on.

(phone beeps)

Go see Petra.
What?

Why?

If you want to be
with her, go... now.

And I get it.

It-it's scary

to have feelings again
for someone,

but when it comes to love,
there's always a risk.

And there's always a chance
that you'll get hurt.

But the possibility
of it working out--

that's so worth it.

Are you drunk?
JANE:
Yes!

But it's still true.

Can you hang on?

Are you there yet?

Yes, I'm here.

(knocking at door)

What are you doing here?

We were thinking.

And Ricky Martin
is great and all.

But we want someone else
standing between us

and officiating
our wedding ceremony.

Someone who's been right at
the center of our relationship.

Someone who's even closer
to God than Ricky Martin.

Will you marry us, Jane?

I'd love to.

(Jane sobs, Xiomara laughs)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And what do I want
to say friends, except...

they all lived
happily ever after.

But alas,
before we get to ever after,

before we have our love
and laughter...

(Xiomara laughs)

...we have to catch
our villain, don't we?

'Cause with her out there,
no one's free.

This damn shoe doesn't fit.
I should return it to the mall.

DENNIS:
Police!

Don't move. Hands

behind your back.

(gasps)
No!

(distant siren blaring,
garbled radio transmission)

(gasping)

(wheezy gasping)

(gasps)

No. No.
LUISA:
No!

Stop! No!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Otherwise known as...

the most wicked stepmother
of them all.

LUISA:
No! No! No!