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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,101 [intense music playing] 2 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,357 [leaves rustling] 3 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,151 [man] And we go in five… 4 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:30,447 [faintly] …four, three, two… 5 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:39,831 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Tully Hart! 6 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,833 - [applause] - Hello! 7 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,877 [crowd cheering] 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,004 Welcome to The Girlfriend Hour, 9 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:49,507 I am Tully Hart and I am so grateful to have you here with me. 10 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,592 I love you all! 11 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,969 [cheering and whistling] 12 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,533 - [man on TV] June 20th, 1970… - My name is Barbie! 13 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,118 - Hi, my name is Stacey. - [knock at door] 14 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:03,188 - And this is my friend, Dolly. - [knocking continues] 15 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:06,274 [man on TV] …in the financial district of downtown Seattle. 16 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:09,985 [sighs] 17 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,197 - Dorothy. - It's Cloud now. 18 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,119 [woman on TV] Thank you, Charles, and good morning, Seattle. 19 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,996 My little Tallulah Rose. 20 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,039 Mama? 21 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,167 Yeah! [laughs] 22 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:28,088 I'll go make up the guest room. You can go lay down, sober up. 23 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,464 You think I'm on drugs? 24 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,383 I'm with my kid for the first time in four years. 25 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,969 Love is the ultimate high. 26 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,930 You want to come live with Mom again? 27 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,724 - Yeah? Let's go! - My stuff! 28 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,227 You don't need that materialistic shit, Tallulah. 29 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,897 - Dorothy... - I'm her mother. She belongs with me. 30 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,416 - Grandma! - Get a lawyer if you want. 31 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,691 I'm taking my kid. 32 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,610 Tully! Tully, wait! 33 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,779 You know my phone number and address, right? 34 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:53,862 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 35 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,198 [Tully] Yes. 36 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,700 If you should get scared, if you should need anything, 37 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,785 you call me, right? 38 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,328 - You just call. - [Tully] Mm-hmm. 39 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:02,163 This is my daughter, Tallulah. 40 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,581 - Far out. - [Cloud chuckles] 41 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,834 You'll call me, right? 42 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,377 [van engine starts] 43 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,753 Wait, please. 44 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,547 - Please. Tully! - Bye, Grandma! 45 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:19,055 [all chanting] Love not war! Love not war! 46 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:24,269 Love not war! Love not war! Love not war! 47 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,980 [psychedelic rock music playing] 48 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:29,482 Love not war! Love not war! 49 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,610 [chanting continues] 50 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,572 Love not war! Love not war! 51 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,578 [Tully] Mom! Where are you? 52 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,580 Mom! Mom! 53 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,123 Mom? 54 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,667 [music continues] 55 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,882 [inaudible] 56 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,133 [crying] Mom! 57 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,562 [gasps] 58 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,273 - Where are you? - [chanting fades] 59 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,233 [sobs] 60 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:13,318 Mom. 61 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,696 [sobs] 62 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,117 [chanting continues in distance] 63 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,703 [leaves rustling] 64 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,872 [thunder rumbles] 65 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,290 [rain falling] 66 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,542 Oh, Tully. 67 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,131 [melancholy piano music playing] 68 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,592 I hate her! 69 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:42,013 ♪ If I could save time in a bottle ♪ 70 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,268 [grandmother] Tully. 71 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,353 [Cloud] Woo! 72 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,066 Wow, Tallulah, you got… big. [chuckles] 73 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:58,071 Your mother thought that it might be a good idea to try living... 74 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,866 Get your stuff. You're coming to live with me now. 75 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:08,790 ♪ If I could make days last forever ♪ 76 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,167 [woman] Kate, get ready for school! 77 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:16,965 ♪ If words could make wishes come true ♪ 78 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:25,098 ♪ I'd save every day like a treasure And then ♪ 79 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:30,520 ♪ Again, I'd spend them with you ♪ 80 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:36,567 ♪ But there never seems To be enough time ♪ 81 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:42,031 ♪ To do the things you want to do Once you find them ♪ 82 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:49,789 ♪ I've looked around enough to know ♪ 83 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:56,587 ♪ You're the one I want to go Through time with ♪ 84 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,729 [woman] Mularkey family school bus leaving the station in ten minutes. 85 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,815 I'll take the actual bus, thanks. Not the dork-mobile. 86 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,650 Every vehicle you're in is a dork-mobile. 87 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,444 [indistinct chatter on TV] 88 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,446 There's someone moving in across the street. 89 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,529 Oh. 90 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,657 Maybe they'll have a girl your age. 91 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,327 - It'd be nice for you to have a friend. - I have friends. 92 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,536 No, you had friends. 93 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,621 Until they all got popular and dropped you. 94 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,207 [Mrs. Mularkey] You can make new friends. 95 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,752 If you made an effort you would be amazed 96 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,629 - at how quickly people just start show... - [door slams] 97 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,882 [“Thousand Watt Work-Out” by John Moran playing] 98 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,931 [van engine sputtering] 99 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:06,616 ♪ Looking like a fisherman ♪ 100 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,828 ♪ I'm dropping a line in the sea ♪ 101 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,751 [music stops] 102 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,920 [dog barking] 103 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,632 [birds chirping] 104 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,476 I can't believe we're doing another makeover show. There's a war on. 105 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,436 Oh, I love the makeover shows. 106 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,064 [sighs] I used to be a journalist. 107 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:44,362 Hi, I'm Tully Hart, and today on The Girlfriend Hour, 108 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:48,741 Darcy Coldwater was a mom who thought she could do it all. 109 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,161 After working a full shift at her stressful job 110 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,914 as a dental hygienist, and staying up all night 111 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,667 to sew a costume for her daughter's pageant, 112 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:01,337 Darcy collapsed at the supermarket buying a Christmas ham. 113 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:05,091 The fast-paced world of 2003 almost killed her. 114 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,135 - [phone ringing] - But it was the wake-up call… 115 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,845 Don't call me during my special time. 116 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,888 Should I get my eyes done? 117 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,890 Tell the truth. I look tired. 118 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,185 "Collapsing while buying a ham" tired, or just, like, regular tired? 119 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,603 I look 40. 120 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,772 Oh, then you're winning, 'cause you're actually 43. 121 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,066 [laughs] Why are you such a bitch? 122 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,211 Because sometimes you're a hard person to feel sorry for. 123 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,113 Our ratings are down in all demographics. I blame the eyes. 124 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:29,383 - Shit. You worried? - We'll pull it together in sweeps. 125 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:33,327 I've got an exclusive with that woman who fed her murdered husband to their cat. 126 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:35,580 Well, that sounds... When's that on? 127 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,424 Hey, I feel like being bad. Let's sneak out and get a drink, my treat. 128 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,001 I can't. I'm… I'm busy. 129 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,169 Doing what, laundry? 130 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,715 No, I, um… actually have an interview. 131 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:49,302 With who? Babysitter? Housekeeper? Divorce lawyer? Just reschedule it. 132 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,845 I'm interviewing for a job, Tully. 133 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,013 What are you talking about? 134 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,807 I'm interviewing for assistant editor at Seattle Digest. 135 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,977 What? I know them! I can get you in there! 136 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,289 I don't want to get a job because I have a famous friend, 137 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,190 I wanna get it because I'm just that good. 138 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,753 You should've at least told me in advance so I could style you. 139 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,319 I got a pantsuit at Frock Farm. 140 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,987 There's a Frock Farm? 141 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,530 Oh, dear God. 142 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,854 - [line beeps] - Hang on, Tully. 143 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,075 Hello? 144 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,076 [school bell ringing] 145 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,913 Coach Aaron spotted her sneaking in a window in the locker room. 146 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,373 - She skipped four classes. - What? 147 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:23,252 Marah will be serving a two-day in-school suspension starting Tuesday. 148 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,671 Wait. So the consequence for missing class 149 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,006 is missing class? 150 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,092 - Marah! Christ, enough! I'm sorry... - What? It doesn't make any sense! 151 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,886 Your behavior doesn't make any sense. 152 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,809 I mean, you won the attendance award last year. 153 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,056 She won the attendance award. 154 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,451 Unfortunately, what we're looking at is a bit of a pattern. 155 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,143 Marah's grades are slipping. 156 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,270 Is there something happening at home? 157 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,940 She's getting divorced 158 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,107 from my dad. 159 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,609 Marah, please. 160 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,777 Uh… 161 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,446 - You are. It's true. - Yeah, that's not anyone else's... 162 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,367 [principal] Often we act out when we're vulnerable and in pain. 163 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,953 I could refer a counselor for the family. 164 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,789 Thank you. 165 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,415 Just drop me off at Emma's. 166 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,543 [scoffing] Oh, hell no, you're obviously grounded. 167 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,255 But we have plans. I was supposed to meet her at 3:15. It's 3:30. 168 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,507 It's 3:30? 169 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,841 - Yeah. - Oh, shit! 170 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,052 - Marah, run! - Ugh. So embarrassing! 171 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,136 [Marah groans] 172 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,763 - [Kate] Run! - [Marah] Why? 173 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,846 [Kate] Ugh! 174 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,933 Get in the car! 175 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,685 - I'm coming! - [engine starts] 176 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,188 [tires squeal] 177 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,151 [panting] 178 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,820 Kate Mularkey for Kimber Watts. 179 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,508 Your appointment was at three o'clock. 180 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:37,326 Yeah. I had a small emergency. Um… 181 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,513 Do you think there's any chance you could slide me in? 182 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,598 You'll have to wait until the other applicants are done. 183 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:45,251 Yeah, that's fine. That's great. Thank you so much. I'll wait. 184 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,973 Why do you even want this job? 185 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,350 You haven't worked in, like, a thousand years. 186 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,604 Yet, it feels like I haven't stopped working in the last 14. 187 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,522 Ha-ha-ha. 188 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,400 Hilarious. I'm gonna wait in the car. 189 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,819 Wait. How do I look? 190 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,655 The same as you always look. 191 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,074 Shit. 192 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,284 [sighs] 193 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,756 The future of journalism are women. The future of journalism is women. 194 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,384 Women are the future of journalism. 195 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,597 I am the future of journalism. 196 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,932 And the future is looking bright. 197 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,018 [exhales] 198 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,603 [elevator dings] 199 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,733 The real operation is in Tacoma. We're just their little Seattle bureau, 200 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,569 but it's TV news, Kate. 201 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,656 - [Kate chuckling] - And I work here. And you will too. 202 00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:00,284 Women are the future of journalism, and the future is looking bright. 203 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,995 Okay. Don't say that in your interview. 204 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,915 Oh, sure... Yeah, sure. I'm... It's stupid. 205 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,709 Just be yourself. He's gonna love you. 206 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,419 This is just the first step. 207 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,840 You're going to be producing. I'm going to be on air, eventually. 208 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,468 Oh, I'm just so excited that I got an interview. 209 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,430 Yeah, totally. So, come meet the gang. 210 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,517 Our reporter, Carol Mansour, she is at a city council meeting. 211 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,870 I know who Carol is, you've mentioned her a billion times. 212 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,313 - Oh, that's Mutt. - Toilet's backed up again. 213 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,733 - Well, did you call the building manager? - Yeah. 214 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,194 He says poop in the one downstairs. 215 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,906 [sighs] Well, I told you it was glamorous. 216 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:39,907 [Kate laughs] 217 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,035 Ah. There's my boss, Johnny. Johnny come meet Kate. Come. 218 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,704 ["Magic Man" by Heart playing] 219 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,957 ♪ "Come on home, girl" He said with a smile ♪ 220 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,420 ♪ "I cast my spell of love on you A woman from a child" ♪ 221 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:56,549 ♪ But try, try, try to understand ♪ 222 00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:00,553 ♪ He's a magic man ♪ 223 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,347 [music fades] 224 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,266 Guys, Goddamn it. Can you wait? 225 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,809 The famous Kate. 226 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,062 I've heard many, many, many stories. 227 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,981 Hi. I'm Johnny Ryan. 228 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,691 Kate. 229 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:18,779 There's not very much on my résumé, but I'm eager and I'm a very hard worker... 230 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,573 Résumé? What for? 231 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,656 The job? 232 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,493 Job? [scoffs] 233 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,955 Oh, for God's sake. 234 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,118 - You said we needed help around here. - [Johnny] No. 235 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,917 I said you needed to help around here. 236 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,170 She can do all the filing, she can answer the phones, 237 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,493 basically everything I suck at. 238 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,922 - She's, like, superhuman. - Tully. 239 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,483 - There's protocol. - Can't believe this. 240 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,444 - This isn't the way... There's a system. - She's cheap. 241 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,904 If you don't hire her, your head's further up your ass then I thought. 242 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,138 Okay, well, still your boss. 243 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,061 - So check yourself - [Kate] Mr. Ryan, I'm sorry. 244 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,578 I did not realize this was an ambush. 245 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,441 - I'm not Mr. Ryan. - [Tully] It's a surprise. 246 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,978 It is an ambush. The kid's right... 247 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,914 - That's exactly what it is! - You said we'd hire... 248 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,356 - Hold on! - Don't go. 249 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,906 Worst job in TV news. 250 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,576 The pay's shit, your co-workers have terrible hygiene. 251 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:06,911 I smell delightful. 252 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,621 Place is overrun by ants. 253 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,955 Toilet's backed up. 254 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,124 [chuckles] 255 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,587 Who the hell can say no to Tully Hart? 256 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,509 If you want the job, Kate Mularkey… 257 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,762 it's yours. 258 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,516 Thank you. 259 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,976 Oh… it was in my pocket. 260 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,854 Oh, my God, you worked at KPOC? 261 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,398 I used to watch Tully Hart when I was a kid. 262 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,525 Did you know her? 263 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,987 - Uh, yeah. I, um... - I have actually met her a few times. 264 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,155 She is… 265 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,365 [exhales] 266 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,866 …fantastic. [chuckles] 267 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744 Even though she never returns my calls. 268 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,540 Oh, uh, I see there's a gap the past few… 269 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,750 dozen years. 270 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,460 I'm ready to get back in the game. 271 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,128 Mmm… [chuckles softly] 272 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,213 [inhales deeply] 273 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,091 The business has changed a lot since… 274 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,093 the '80s. [chuckles] 275 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,344 Some things don't change. 276 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,055 I'm a skilled editor and I've done a lot of writing myself. 277 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,683 Oh. [chuckles] This isn't an editing job. 278 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,767 Oh, assistant editor. 279 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,563 Assistant to the editor. Me. 280 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,146 Oh. 281 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,695 The thing is, it's 2003 and I need someone who's in the mix, 282 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,738 culturally-speaking. 283 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,616 Oh, I'm in the mix. I mean, I'm… I'm steeped. 284 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,911 Like, Myspace and, um… Napster. 285 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,080 I know all the words to "In Da Club." 286 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876 I'm just not sure it's the right fit. 287 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,964 I can get you Tully Hart. All-access interview. 288 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,049 You can? 289 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:44,967 [exhales] 290 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,344 Yeah, um, she's my best friend. 291 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,513 I can get you whatever you need. 292 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,235 [water running] 293 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:05,946 [sighs] 294 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,574 - [Kate] Hey, want a glass of wine, Tull? - Hell yes. 295 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,164 [clinks] 296 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,999 So, I think I got the job. 297 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,250 [Tully] Mmm. 298 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,128 Seriously? Nice! Assistant editor. 299 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,673 Sort of. My boss's name is Kimber, like she's 12. 300 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,593 - Ugh. Kimber Watts? - Yeah. She said she knew you. 301 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,845 Yeah, I've met her, at a few parties. She's… 302 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,017 - You know what? You can handle it. - Oh, God. 303 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,810 [chuckles] 304 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:42,107 So, like, Becky-9th-grade level of crazy we're talking for Kimber? Or? 305 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,026 [Tully] Oh, girl, worse. 306 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861 [Kate laughing] Shit. 307 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,822 So what was Marah even skipping class for? 308 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,492 Who knows? She doesn't talk to me about anything right now. 309 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,161 She just needs some time with her godmother. 310 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414 [Kate] You know, I don't think anyone can get through to her right now. 311 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,836 She's going off the rails and it's all my fault. 312 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,839 I don't think it's your fault. 313 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,092 I ripped her family apart, okay? 314 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,177 Would you stop it? 315 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,595 Stop. 316 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,389 It's not your fault. 317 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,768 Doesn't matter whose fault it is, it's always the kid who suffers. 318 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,063 Oh, come on. My mother was the shittiest mom in the entire world. 319 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,232 - [laughs] - And look how I turned out. 320 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,280 Marah's got the best mom in the entire world. 321 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,282 She's gonna be fine. 322 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,575 [clicks tongue] 323 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,870 I'm not so sure I'm going to be fine. 324 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,749 - Upside? - [sighs] 325 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:46,755 You've been with the same man and the same penis for 15 years. 326 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,259 Just think of all the new penises you're about to meet. 327 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468 Ugh, God. That sounds… 328 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,346 exhausting and terrifying. 329 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,430 [laughs] 330 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,559 You're going to be okay. 331 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,270 - Better than okay. - [sniffles] 332 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,522 I promise. 333 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,115 [with French accent] Would vous like to try ze escargot, mademoiselle? 334 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,908 Mmm, mais non, Madam! 335 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,829 Hmm. What about a sip of the delicious champagne? 336 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,207 [normal] One sip. Don't tell your mom. 337 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,049 Ooh. Oui oui! So bubbly! 338 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,175 [laughs] 339 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968 Now that we have a secret… 340 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680 you can tell me where you went when you cut class the other day. 341 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,475 Nowhere. I sat by a tree. 342 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,394 Don't bullshit a bullshitter. I get you. 343 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,981 You're stubborn, pigheaded, and rebellious, 344 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,566 just like me. 345 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,444 There's nothing you can tell me that I haven't heard before, 346 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,446 or done before, most likely. 347 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,089 There's nothing I can tell you that you're not gonna tell my mom. 348 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117 Your mom? Who's that? I barely know her. 349 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,495 You can trust me, Marah, I promise. 350 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,832 - I went to Planned Parenthood. - [low] Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 351 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,335 What? No. No, I haven't even had sex. 352 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:11,006 I just wanted to get on the pill. Except you need an adult to sign the form. 353 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759 Why would you take the pill if you're not having sex? 354 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260 [Marah] Everyone's on it. 355 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387 It's practically a prerequisite for high school. 356 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,057 - You're not in high school. - I will be in a few months. 357 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,851 - What does your mom say about this? - She'll just say no. 358 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,437 - She's all about ruining me. - Objection, Your Honor. 359 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,482 - You could sign it, though. - [chuckles] I could, but I won't. 360 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,901 What if I promise I'll tell her? 361 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,319 - Eventually. - When? 362 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,531 If I'm ever thinking about having sex, 363 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,866 then I'll tell her. I swear. 364 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,992 [women giggling] 365 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,661 [woman 1] It is you! 366 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,330 Oh! That episode that you did last year 367 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,999 on finding your inner voice changed my life. 368 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,417 Oh, thank you. 369 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503 - Would you sign my receipt? - [Tully] I sure will. 370 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,089 - [woman 2] You look even better in person! - Oh, stop. 371 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,092 - [woman 1] We just love you. - Can I have a hug? 372 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,593 Of course. I love your top. 373 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,388 Thank you for stopping by, ladies. It means a lot to me. 374 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,306 - Have a great day. - [both] Thank you! 375 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,307 [sighs] 376 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:08,063 My mom said you were always famous, even before you were really famous. 377 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,231 Your mom exaggerates. 378 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,109 Well, that's an understatement. She doesn't get anything. 379 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,777 You'd be surprised what your mom gets. 380 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,238 - Then how come she's always such a bitch? - Hey! 381 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,449 That is my best friend you're talking about. 382 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910 And your mother is not a bitch. 383 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,538 She is the kindest person I've ever met. 384 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,749 Even at 14 she was kind. 385 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,669 Nobody's kind at 14. 386 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173 That's why I was drawn to her. 387 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842 I knew instantly she was special. 388 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,760 ["She Turns My Radio On" by Jim Ford] 389 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,639 ♪ Every morning about dawn ♪ 390 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,977 ♪ Sun shines through my window And a new day is born ♪ 391 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,524 ♪ Every evening about sundown ♪ 392 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,613 ♪ My whole world changes, Lord When she comes around ♪ 393 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,993 ♪ She comes and turns my radio on ♪ 394 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:07,623 ♪ Gives me all-day music I got all-night song ♪ 395 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:13,086 ♪ I'm gonna sing it 'Til the cows come home ♪ 396 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:18,759 ♪ Look what you went and did, honey You turned my radio on ♪ 397 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,844 [distorted chattering] 398 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,971 [spits] 399 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,889 [splats] 400 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,226 [all laugh] 401 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,690 Katie! I made Hamburger Helper for the new neighbors. 402 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776 I've got homework, just send Sean. 403 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,902 [utensil clatters] 404 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,489 Can I say something without you jumping all over me? 405 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,450 [hockey announcer talking indistinctly on TV] 406 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,662 Life is hard sometimes, 407 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,330 even at 14. 408 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,624 Well, especially at 14. 409 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,834 Yeah, no shit. 410 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,505 I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that word. 411 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175 It's going to be easy, because I will never hear it again, right? 412 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,974 I know that you're having a hard time right now. 413 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853 But it's never any good to just sit around 414 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,440 waiting for someone or something to come and change your life. 415 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,609 I mean, that's why women like Gloria Steinem, 416 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,654 they're burning their bras and they're marching on Washington. 417 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,406 Somebody say something about bras? 418 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,489 [father] Sean. 419 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,532 Hi, Mrs. M. 420 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,286 - Hey, Kate. - Hi, Robbie. 421 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,496 - Hope you're staying for dinner. - Definitely. 422 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,374 I need to carbo load. What you studying Kate? 423 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,583 Uh… 424 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,127 it's the War of 1812. 425 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,838 Oh, yeah. I dig it. When was it again? 426 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,133 [laughs] 427 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,968 Ah. Yeah. 428 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,970 [giggles] 429 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,222 Come on, Robbie, let's get back upstairs. 430 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,724 Catch you later, Katie-Pie. 431 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,142 Bye. 432 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,269 [Mrs. Mularkey] Casserole isn't getting any warmer. 433 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,566 [psychedelic rock playing on stereo] 434 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,109 [knocking] 435 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:06,575 ♪ And all the love I gave you ♪ 436 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,911 - Hi. - Hi. 437 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,874 My mom made you guys this casserole. 438 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,753 You look like you came out of an encyclopedia. 439 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,129 [Kate] Thank you? 440 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:30,307 ♪ By the shifting of the sand ♪ 441 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,352 Was that your mom? 442 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,856 She has… cancer. 443 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,358 I'm so sorry. 444 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,695 Oh. [chuckles] 445 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,828 Wow, I wish my mom would let me eat all that stuff. 446 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,376 She doesn't care if you smoke? 447 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,087 She's too sick to care. 448 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,340 - Drag? - Uh… 449 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,009 No. Thanks. 450 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,886 [scoffs] Thought so. 451 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,433 Well, you probably have to get home for dinner. 452 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,018 Okay. 453 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,405 Bye-bye, girl with the cool-neighbor attitude. 454 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,830 Thanks for the food. 455 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,874 - I can't cook and Cloud is cooked, so... - Cloud? 456 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877 It's my mom's name, currently. 457 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,089 Oh, well… 458 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,299 bye. [chuckles] 459 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,594 [owl hooting] 460 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681 Hey. 461 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,100 What's your name? 462 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,435 Oh, uh, Kate. 463 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,311 Kate Mularkey. 464 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,896 [laughs] 465 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,190 Malarkey? Like, bullshit? 466 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,528 - Oh, hey, I didn't mean to make fun. - Whatever. 467 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,114 Fine, be a bitch, why don't you? 468 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,200 Just that empty room on the other side there, huh? 469 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,495 Look, why don't we take turns, that way neither one of us will get too tired. 470 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,082 [both laughing] 471 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,632 [telephone ringing on TV] 472 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,302 Hello? Yeah, this is Sergeant Mallory. 473 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,096 [laughing] 474 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:37,267 I love Carol Burnett, my God, she's so good! 475 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,768 I want to be like Carol. 476 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,146 [sketch continues indistinctly] 477 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,696 Oh, my God. 478 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,779 Can I help you? 479 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:54,242 Yeah. Hi. Yes. I am, um, going to an event, 480 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,662 and I just was looking for something to, um… 481 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:02,000 kind of, like, deal with this whole area, like, knees to boobs? 482 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,210 You want Spanx? 483 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960 What is Spanx? 484 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,381 They're amazing. They even have a little slot for you to pee through. 485 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,175 Let me go see if we have your size. 486 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,258 Kate! 487 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,387 - Travis! Hi. - Hey! 488 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,933 I was over in men's and I thought, "I know the back of that head." 489 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,309 Ah. Great! 490 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,062 - Oh, should I have not come over? Or? - What? 491 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,523 Oh. Um, no. [chuckles] Don't be... 492 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,567 - So are you going to the gala? - Yeah. 493 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,195 You gotta support the school, you know. You? 494 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780 Oh, well, I'm on the committee. 495 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,907 Of course. I think I knew that. Right. 496 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,992 Are you bringing anyone? 497 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,576 No. 498 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,287 You? 499 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:44,626 No, um, but, um… should be fun. There's going to be a DJ this year. 500 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,419 - Songs of '70s! - Oh, okay. 501 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,046 Well, then I'm definitely going. 502 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,591 I can't deprive the other parents of my sweet disco moves. 503 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,884 [laughs, snorts] 504 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,261 [Travis chuckles] 505 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:59,391 Anyway, I'm glad we ran into each other. It's been weird not seeing you. 506 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,475 Yeah. 507 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,269 You look good, Kate. 508 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,521 Here you go, ma'am. 509 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,232 Extra tummy control, plus these reduce thigh chafing. 510 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,985 These are for my mother. She's been curious. 511 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,696 And I will… 512 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,198 take these for me. 513 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,617 So… 514 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,661 [Tully] You did not pick up the thong. 515 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,580 Oh, I very much did. 516 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:25,584 [laughs] Well, that is one way to flirt up your PTA crush. 517 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,962 Ugh. And the worst part is he looked so… 518 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:29,879 [groans] 519 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,172 And I looked so… 520 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,526 I feel like you need me. Why don't I come over for dinner? 521 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302 Marah's eating in her room. She's mad at me. 522 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,596 I just ate my dinner over the sink like an animal. 523 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,015 Well, I could bring a bottle of wine. 524 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,183 We can watch a movie. Oh, Love Story! 525 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,977 Ugh. I'd just fall asleep. 526 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,188 But what are you doing next Saturday? 527 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,792 You want to be my date to a super cool middle-school fundraiser? 528 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:54,571 I would love to, but I am headed down to LA for a movie premiere. 529 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:59,159 George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Blah, blah, boring, whatever. 530 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,037 That sounds awful. Wanna trade lives? 531 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,041 Well, I'll come over now. Come on, we'll have a slumber party. 532 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,335 - Please? - I wish. I should go check on Marah. 533 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,378 - I'll call you tomorrow, okay? - 'Kay. 534 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,462 [phone beeps off] 535 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,675 - [birds calling] - [distant sirens wailing] 536 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,346 [sighs] 537 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,088 [sighs] 538 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,217 [upbeat funk music playing] 539 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,937 [bartender] Here's your martini. 540 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,940 - I know who you are. - I'm so relieved. 541 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,150 - My name's Larry. - Great. 542 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,320 Can I just say you are way hotter in person? 543 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,321 Like, way. 544 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,281 That's not really compliment, Larry. 545 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,284 Oh, it is very much a compliment. 546 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,830 - You waiting for somebody? - No. 547 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,956 May I join you? 548 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,166 No. 549 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,543 Come on, Tully Hart. 550 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,503 Take a chance. 551 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,671 [chuckles] 552 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091 You know what, Larry? 553 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,426 That is good advice. 554 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,302 I think I will. 555 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,724 So... 556 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,400 Hey there. 557 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,406 [heavy breathing] 558 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,326 [Tully moans loudly] 559 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,580 - [both laugh] - [sighs] 560 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,751 - Ah. - [panting] 561 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,757 Wow. We didn't even make it to the bedroom there. 562 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,300 Not a problem. 563 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,178 I needed that. 564 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,762 Um… 565 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,139 So I'm Max, by the way. 566 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,265 [laughs] 567 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,517 I didn't ask. 568 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,185 [Max chuckles] 569 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,939 - [sighs] - You know, I used to, uh… 570 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,610 I used to watch you on the news when I was a kid. 571 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,906 Yeah, I used to... I used to have a big old crush. 572 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,201 It's always nice to meet a fan. 573 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,621 Um, that was, uh… 574 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,167 That was fun. You do this often? 575 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,377 'Cause… 'cause I don't. 576 00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,964 Why don't I believe you? 577 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,636 No, I'm serious. I just, uh… I got divorced last year. 578 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,719 How old are you? 579 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:06,805 I'm 29. 580 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,223 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 581 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,306 Um… 582 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:10,724 Actually… 583 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,395 you're only the fourth person I've slept with. 584 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,981 - Ever? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 585 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,817 - Bullshit. - No, no, no. I'm a... 586 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,902 I'm a serial monogamist, I guess. 587 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,197 I do not understand your generation. 588 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,825 Um… 589 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,788 Well, I... I could explain it to you, if you want, over dinner. 590 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,000 How's your Saturday looking? 591 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,877 I don't do second dates. 592 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,881 Oh, so you consider this a first date? 593 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,764 Well, we could just… have dessert right now. 594 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,395 The only thing I like after midnight is a box of warm… 595 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,524 fresh, Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 596 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693 Got any on you? 597 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,447 You know, I usually do, but, um… 598 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,700 I mean, I could just go get some, come right back. 599 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,451 [beeps] 600 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,289 - [elevator door opens] - Goodbye, Max. 601 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,840 Tully Hart. You have a good night. 602 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:28,553 [clatters] 603 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,352 Mom, what's going on? 604 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,604 Marah, why are you up? 605 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,857 The noise. Why are you up? 606 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,819 I'm starting that new job on Monday, and I was just looking for this. 607 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,614 A hideous '80s briefcase. 608 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,073 It's a satchel. 609 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,785 Grandma gave it to me, my first job, 610 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,204 and I was just hoping it would bring me some luck. 611 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,916 [exhales] 612 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626 You're okay with me working, right? 613 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,128 Whatever. I don't care. 614 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,881 Just, who's gonna pick me up from school? 615 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,716 Grandma sometimes, 616 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,468 or you can take the bus. 617 00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:11,554 I mean, you hate it when I pick you up. You make me park down a block. 618 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,639 I know, I just... 619 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,143 I think maybe you should wait. 620 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,022 'Cause what if Dad changes his mind, 621 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,232 and you guys make up and he moves back in? 622 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,276 Oh, baby, come here. 623 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323 I don't know what's gonna happen with me and your dad, 624 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,701 but you know that we both love you so much and… 625 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,122 we are always a family, no matter what, okay? 626 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,050 [Marah sighs] 627 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,845 Good night, sweetie. 628 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,688 [sighs] 629 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,816 ["You're the One" by Nikki & the Corvettes playing] 630 00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:16,244 - ♪ You got that kind of look, baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 631 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,788 ♪ You got that something That makes me crazy ♪ 632 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,916 - ♪ You got me going, oh, baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 633 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,460 ♪ I want your lovin' so don't say maybe ♪ 634 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:29,382 ♪ When you're holding me so tight Don't you know that you feel all right ♪ 635 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,843 - ♪ You're the one ♪ - ♪ You're the one ♪ 636 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,470 - ♪ Baby, you're the one ♪ - ♪ You're the one ♪ 637 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,390 - ♪ You're the one ♪ - ♪ You're the one ♪ 638 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,100 ♪ Baby, you're the one ♪ 639 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:44,063 - ♪ Come in a little closer now, baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 640 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,858 ♪ Just keep it moving And don't get lazy ♪ 641 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,651 ♪ It's getting so hot, baby ♪ 642 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:49,610 [knocks] 643 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,572 ♪ My head is spinning And it's too hot and crazy ♪ 644 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:57,326 ♪ When you're holding me so tight Don't you know that you feel all right ♪ 645 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,120 ♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪ 646 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,038 [clears throat] 647 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,581 [song ends] 648 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,915 - Kate. - Hi. 649 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,794 - Sorry, I didn't see you there. - Oh, I am here. 650 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087 And I brought food. 651 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,465 You bought me lunch? 652 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,426 Oh, well, Mutt and Carol are off interviewing that Bill Gates guy 653 00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:17,096 and then Tully decided to tag along and I figured maybe you might be hungry. 654 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,974 Oh, it just keeps coming. Okay. 655 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,642 Oh. Just in case, for later. 656 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:25,979 Soup, huh? 657 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,857 You're one of those. 658 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,567 A soup liker? 659 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,110 Guilty. [laughs] 660 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,780 - A caretaker. - Oh. 661 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,866 - Sit down, come on, eat some of this. - I already ate. 662 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,327 Oh, I meant to say… 663 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,621 - Great job with the filing system. - Oh. 664 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,082 - Turned it into an actual system. - [laughs] 665 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,417 Place is starting to feel like a real office. 666 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,545 And you are an excellent copy editor. 667 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,216 Tully was right, you're a dynamo. 668 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,509 [chuckles softly] 669 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,594 Well, thanks. 670 00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,807 So, um, do you think they'll get a good story at Microsoft? 671 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,935 Well, there's a civil war going on in Lebanon. 672 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,938 Meanwhile, we're dicking around with bullshit soft news. 673 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,025 This isn't journalism. This is where journalism goes to die. 674 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,569 [sighs] 675 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,868 I mean, it's a great place to start, it's just a bad place to end up. 676 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,036 [inhales] Oh. 677 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,371 Yeah. 678 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,501 Tully said you used to be a war correspondent. 679 00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,506 - Million years ago, yeah. - Well, why did you stop? 680 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,219 Because sometimes life kicks the shit out of you, Mularkey. 681 00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,388 I'm sorry. I… I didn't... 682 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,890 I just don't really like to, uh, talk about it. 683 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,684 Yeah, no, sure. I get it. I won't... 684 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,353 Um, we could talk about something else. Um, sports? 685 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,855 You like sports? 686 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,942 No. [chuckles] You? 687 00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,281 You're sweet. 688 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:00,991 [clicks tongue] Ah… 689 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369 Maybe too sweet for the news. 690 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,621 Yeah, I'm actually not that sweet. 691 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,791 - Okay, Mularkey. - [laughs] 692 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,462 - [man] Just the Pepto and the cigarettes? - Yeah. 693 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,066 [newscaster on radio] …pressure for Nixon to resign is mounting… 694 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,843 - That's $1.19. - …from the investigation surfaces… 695 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,929 - I thought you didn't smoke. - Oh, they're for my mom. 696 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,307 Oh, right. 697 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,144 - I'll take a pack too, please. - I can't sell you cigarettes. 698 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,395 Oh, they're for my mom. 699 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:32,440 Well, I don't know who your mom is. I'm sorry. 700 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:40,656 Shh. 701 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,860 - What are you doing? - You know the meaning of "shh"? 702 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,703 [grunts] 703 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,955 - Are you okay? - What's going on back here? 704 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,624 Oh, I fell down, sir. 705 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,459 I'm a klutz. 706 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,338 There something you want to tell me, Kate Mularkey? 707 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,511 No, sir. She's a… big klutz. 708 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,179 Big. 709 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,475 All right. Bye, then. 710 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,684 [Kate] Bye. 711 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,102 [shopkeepers bell jingles] 712 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,188 [car horn honking] 713 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,361 - Oh, you're full of surprises, Mularkey! - [giggles] 714 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,284 - Thanks for not ratting me out. - [Kate] Sure. 715 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,032 [Tully] What? Do you still hate me? 716 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,242 No, I never hated you. 717 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,204 Hey, hot girl, come talk to us. 718 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,748 Why should I if you don't ask nice? 719 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,542 - Sassy, I like that. - [boy laughing] 720 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,379 I bet you he follows us. 721 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,423 - Why are boys so simple? - They don't seem simple to me. 722 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,759 Hot girl! Don't make me chase you. 723 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:42,842 [Tully] Too late. 724 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,390 I could get in trouble for talking to you. 725 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,894 Hey, I'm gonna stay and talk to… 726 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,230 Pat. 727 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:55,313 Right. 728 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,233 Pat. 729 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,110 See you, Mularkey. 730 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,612 Oh, right. Bye. 731 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,743 You have my attention. 732 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,829 Come to a party with me on Friday. 733 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,081 I could make that work. 734 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,292 Pick you up at ten. 735 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,211 Unless that's past your curfew. 736 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,590 17 Firefly Lane, and I don't have a curfew. 737 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,180 - [snaps] - [groans softly] 738 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,976 I can't do it. I can't spend the night drinking bad pinot grigio 739 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519 with passive-aggressive moms. 740 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,480 I've seen you run circles around those moms. You got this. 741 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,483 Easy for you to say. You're taking a private jet to meet Clooney. 742 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,567 [chuckles] 743 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,737 Just look out your window, you idiot. 744 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,529 [car horn honks] 745 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,073 [car door opens and shuts] 746 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,910 [chuckles] What are you doing? 747 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:50,994 [chuckles] 748 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,790 Tonight, you are Cinderella and I am your prince. 749 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,752 [clicks tongue] 750 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,003 [giggles] 751 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,469 [Kate] I cannot believe you picked me over Clooney. 752 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,887 Ha! Me neither. 753 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,639 [both laugh] 754 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314 Admit it, I look like the "before" in one of your makeover shows. 755 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,108 This dress is a metaphor for everything that's wrong in my life. 756 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,027 Stop it. You're fine. 757 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,863 You don't get it. You don't know what it's like to fail. 758 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,075 - You succeed at everything you try. - You are so much braver than me. 759 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,329 Your family, that is the real accomplishment. 760 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,331 I will never have that. 761 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,459 I was too scared to even try. 762 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,838 I'm not brave. Now I'm starting over alone and it sucks. 763 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,591 You're not alone, babe. You got me. 764 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,970 In fact… [exhales deeply] 765 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,725 - Give me a second. - [laughing] What are you doing, Tully? 766 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,729 - All right, girl, take that off. - I do not have the boobs for that dress. 767 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,816 Just put it on, bitch. Trust me. 768 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,111 [Kate] You're insane. 769 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,905 - Oh, those are appealing. - [laughs] Right? 770 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,491 Should I just go in this? Really turn some heads? 771 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,701 [laughs] 772 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,785 [zips] 773 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,671 It's… it's too much. 774 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,797 It's perfect. 775 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:27,716 It's perfect. 776 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,057 [owl hooting] 777 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,395 Just one more. 778 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,248 Hey, uh… new girl, right? 779 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,750 Yeah, I don't know what you think you just saw... 780 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:05,379 My name's Tully, and I didn't see anything. 781 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,465 [distant train whistle blows] 782 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,091 Well, um… 783 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,052 You know, my mom, she, uh… 784 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,180 she freaks out if I'm late. So, uh… 785 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,014 Yeah. 786 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,682 Moms. 787 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,190 They're hard. 788 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,400 [horse nickers] 789 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,365 Hey, boy, how you doing? 790 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,827 She's a girl. Her name's Sweet Pea. 791 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456 You want to feed her? 792 00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:44,210 No, I have somebody coming to pick me up, I can't get horse slime on me. 793 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,212 [car tires squeal] 794 00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:52,468 [loud rock music plays on stereo] 795 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,678 Come on! We'll miss the keg! 796 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,473 Uh, see you, Mularkey. 797 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,520 ♪ Out driving in the rain ♪ 798 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,272 [engine revs] 799 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,237 [Tully] Coming to you live from the Seattle Zoo, 800 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,740 the scene of this afternoon's horrific elephant trampling. 801 00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,824 [laughs] 802 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,410 This is Tallulah Hart. 803 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,081 This is Tully Hart. 804 00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,084 This is… Terry Hart. 805 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,503 No, that's... No. Don't like that. 806 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,130 So did Johnny say that he'd put you on? 807 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,384 Not exactly. He says I'm still too green. 808 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,511 I need more newsroom experience, 809 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:39,974 and then he started mumbling about some debt crisis in Latin America. 810 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,183 Blah, blah, blah. 811 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,269 [punk rock music playing] 812 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,857 So, like, is his life the news, or is he married, 813 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,944 or is, like… single or? 814 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,864 - Miss Mularkey… - [laughs] 815 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,159 How long have you been wanting to do the deed… 816 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,538 with the man who signs your paychecks? 817 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:05,124 Stop it! I don't want to do any deeds! 818 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,626 I get it. I get it. 819 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:11,088 Super handsome, mind of a cynic, heart of a dreamer type. 820 00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,591 It's sexy. I've thought about it. 821 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,761 Wait, you have? 822 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,264 Yeah, but Johnny's the boss. 823 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,642 Bad idea, plus now that I know you're interested... 824 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:27,021 [laughs] No, it is not like that. I'm not... I mean, like, he's interesting, 825 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,731 but I'm not interested. 826 00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:31,108 I just admire him in like a… 827 00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:34,069 you know, like a mentor-mentee kind of way. 828 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:38,240 The kind of mentor who teaches the mentee what it means to be a woman? 829 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,241 [laughs] 830 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,200 [snorts] 831 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,577 Ah! I got a snort! 832 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:42,911 [both laugh] 833 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,705 I do not have a crush on Johnny Ryan. 834 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,041 - Okay? I swear. - Okay. Okay. 835 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,960 [dance music playing] 836 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:56,300 Mm. There's nothing like the musty scent of a junior high school gym. 837 00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,093 So much better than Clooney. 838 00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,513 Stop it. I love it. There is no other place I would rather be. 839 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,140 - [Kate] Thank you. - Kate! 840 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,602 - Hey! - Hey. 841 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,521 Wow, you look fantastic. 842 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,484 Thank you. Um, this is my best friend, Tully... 843 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,819 Holy shit, Tully Hart. 844 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,237 Indeed. 845 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,907 Hi, I'm Travis. My daughter loves your show. 846 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,910 We tape it and watch it every day after school. 847 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,746 Okay, I tape it. I'm the fan. I love you... 848 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,997 - Thank you. - Your show. 849 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,081 [Travis chuckles] 850 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,875 It's nice to meet you, Travis. 851 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,586 Kate, the silent auction, it's a mess. 852 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,837 We need your help. 853 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,298 I am on it. 854 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,758 Here. Got you. 855 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,678 [Johnny] Sure you made the Federal Express cut off? 856 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,554 Yes for the 14th time. 857 00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,474 I'm gonna drive the tape to Tacoma myself next time. 858 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,726 Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate. 859 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:48,977 Mmm. [chuckles] 860 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,939 - [Johnny] What would I do without you? - What would you do? 861 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,693 You guys are the best. Do you know that? 862 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,278 I know you're drunk. 863 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,655 I'm not. 864 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:01,407 ["Tainted Love" by Soft Cell playing] 865 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,658 Come on, let's dance! 866 00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,659 Oh, love it! 867 00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:09,123 ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to run away ♪ 868 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,251 ♪ I've got to get away ♪ 869 00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:16,880 ♪ From the pain you drive Into the heart of me ♪ 870 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,886 ♪ The love we share seems to go nowhere ♪ 871 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:26,014 ♪ And I've lost my light ♪ 872 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:30,394 ♪ For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night ♪ 873 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:36,650 ♪ Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you ♪ 874 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:43,657 ♪ This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you ♪ 875 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,202 ♪ Take my tears and that's not living ♪ 876 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,455 ♪ Oh, tainted love ♪ 877 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,833 ♪ Whoa, tainted love ♪ 878 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:59,339 ♪ Now I know I've got to run away ♪ 879 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,676 ♪ I've got to get away ♪ 880 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:06,930 ♪ You don't really want any more from me ♪ 881 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:13,270 ♪ To make things right You need someone to hold you tight ♪ 882 00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:20,319 ♪ And you think love is to pray But I'm sorry I don't pray that way ♪ 883 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:27,117 ♪ Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you ♪ 884 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,788 [song fades] 885 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,336 ["Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John playing] 886 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,051 Thanks a lot. Bye. 887 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,596 ♪ When are you going to land? ♪ 888 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,642 [cell phone ringing] 889 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:55,103 ♪ I should have listened to my old man ♪ 890 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,022 [hangs up] 891 00:46:57,105 --> 00:47:00,150 ♪ You know you can't hold me forever ♪ 892 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,987 - Hey, this is Kate. Leave a message. - Hey, did you leave? 893 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:05,822 Call me. 894 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:14,915 ♪ This boy's too young to be singing The blues ♪ 895 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,510 ♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪ 896 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,347 ♪ Where the dogs of society howl ♪ 897 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:35,185 ♪ You can't plant me in your penthouse ♪ 898 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:38,564 ♪ I'm going back to my plow ♪ 899 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:43,360 ♪ Back to the howling old owl In the woods ♪ 900 00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:46,822 ♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪ 901 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:52,995 ♪ Oh, I've finally decided My future lies ♪ 902 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:58,333 ♪ Beyond the yellow brick road… ♪ 903 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,220 Mmm. 904 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,473 [knocking on door] 905 00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:19,021 Well, well, well, if it isn't the late-night doughnut fairy. 906 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,568 Came back early from New York. 907 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,988 I was going to go to the fundraiser, but I just... 908 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,407 I couldn't face it. 909 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,329 Go home to Kate and your daughter. They miss you. 910 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,415 I made a mistake, Tully. 911 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,585 Think maybe I've made a lot of mistakes. 912 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,546 Yeah, going to New York was a huge mistake, but Kate'll forgive you. 913 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,423 Not New York, everything. 914 00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:49,009 - [sighs] - My whole life, it's all wrong. 915 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,054 - Go home to your wife, Johnny. - I don't have a wife. 916 00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:56,767 Can I just… Can I stay with you tonight? 917 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,018 I need you, Tully. 918 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,273 Please. 919 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,991 [song ends] 920 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,577 [soft instrumental music playing] 67732

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