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Okay, so today, we are demoing
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the upcoming Limon product
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Symphony.
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How am I supposed
to pair this with my phone?
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You don't, Symphony is supposed to
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replace your phone.
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The earpiece is so Limon
can communicate with you.
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Take the ring,
put it on your index finger,
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and create a sign language
to speak to Limon.
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And then the sunglasses,
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are for when you want to stream video.
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I get it, symphony.
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Yeah, this is so stupid.
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Really?
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'Cause I think this is gonna be
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the most dominant piece
of technology in a decade.
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Are you serious?
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Everyone's so intimate,
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and connected with their
Limon when they're at home.
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When you put Limon in your head,
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it's just taking
that personal relationship
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into the public sphere.
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With all due respect, Mr. Richmond,
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it's a phone without the screen.
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What's the point?
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You know, I started
this company when I was 19,
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and for that reason,
I've always had this policy
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of trusting and promoting youth,
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but clearly I've been blind,
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and I really don't have anyone
to blame but myself.
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You're all fired.
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It's a phone without a screen.
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Awesome.
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Phones are stupid.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, Jasper.
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You've always had your finger
on the pulse.
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As two friends talking,
if you don't pivot to Symphony,
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you will get left behind.
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I gotta run.
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Dinkles, bitch monkeys.
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Limon, set up a meeting
at your corporate offices.
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Of course, Charles.
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Also, what does dinkles mean?
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Coming out of
the cinder block trap scene
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of Shreveport in the late 2020s,
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Dinkles Poindexter was known
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for always leaving a party
at the right time, the first...
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Stop, just... just stop it.
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I learned years ago the power
a voice can have on people
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because all day long every day,
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the only voice they have
in their head is their own,
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and it's boring as hell.
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At a base level,
all forms of entertainment
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are just swapping out
your old voice for a new one,
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and if it's the right voice,
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people will let it run
in their head all day.
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You guys are positioning Symphony
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as primarily
an audio entertainment system,
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which is why partnering
with Gradient Worldwide
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offers Limon such a unique opportunity.
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We've developed a program
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that can quantify
and search for human charisma
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based on voice alone,
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and we use that proprietary software
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to discover new talent
before anyone else,
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talent which can then be funneled
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directly into Symphony
for the right price.
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Thank you, Mr. Richmond.
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We have another 35 meetings
to get through this afternoon,
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but a live person
will get back to you soon.
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Immediately acquire ownership
of Gradient Worldwide,
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no matter the cost.
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Go.
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The advancements
in the treatment of Parkinson's
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have been steady and significant,
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but there still is no cure.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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I'm steady as a rock.
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Just got to do something about
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the Parkinson's in this hand.
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You're already experiencing tremors.
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Soon, there will be slowed movement,
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rigid or stiff muscles,
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impaired posture, imbalance,
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speech changes.
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Wait, his voice is gonna change?
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Yes, and eventually,
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Jim is going to lose
the ability to speak entirely.
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All I can say is, thank God.
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Yeah, I guess life finally found a way
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to make you shut up, old man.
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Oh, no, not a chance.
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I'm gonna go full Stephen Hawking
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on both of your asses.
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Already been practicing
my speed-blinking.
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I just said,
"I'm frightened of Kodiak bears
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and this fellow named Phil."
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I just want to make sure you understand
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the gravity of the situation.
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I'm just trying to lighten
things up a little bit.
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I'm sure you get
this kind of thing a lot.
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No, we don't.
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So, um, why don't we
start you on Carlopa?
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I've been seeing
a lot of success with that,
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and we'll take some tests in six weeks,
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and if your body reacts well,
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it could delay
the onset of most symptoms.
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For how long?
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Ballpark, eight to ten good years.
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What if my body doesn't react well?
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You've been on so many other
medications without success.
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Optional euthanasia has been
a popular choice these days.
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- For Parkinson's patients?
- For all my patients.
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There you go.
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- Good one, Doc.
- That wasn't a joke.
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We do it right here in the office.
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Dark times.
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Dark, dark, dark times.
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Sorry I took so long.
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Couldn't stop thinking about
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the shrimp cocktail at the sex club.
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That's all right.
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I mean, normally, I'd be offended.
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I was putting in some
pretty serious work down there,
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but I totally get it about the shrimp.
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You know they fly that stuff
in fresh daily from the gulf?
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FYI, Friday is oyster night,
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but it's also S&M night, so,
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if you want to sample that buffet,
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you might have to leash me,
which we could...
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we could definitely talk about it.
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Whew.
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Boy, this might be
my favorite work day ever.
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This passes the time
that I bet John Kruk
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he couldn't eat
100 chicken nuggets in an hour.
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There were some big,
big laughs that afternoon,
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and a viscous gel
started oozing out of his...
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Brockmire, why do you
have to ruin everything?
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I'm just... I'm enjoying the moment.
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You're commenting on the moment.
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What do you want me to do,
live the unexamined life
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like that Tom Cruise idiot?
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I mean, the guy skydives
from outer space
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and has his organs replaced
every six months.
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The good moments
are so few and far between.
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Just shut up
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and enjoy them.
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Well, that's good advice.
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A young Patrick Duffy told me
the same exact thing in 1994.
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TGIF programming block
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was at its absolute zenith.
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- Oh, one sec... we're...
- Hold on.
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If I didn't say anything
about the cocaine,
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I'm not gonna say
anything about you two
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banging at the office.
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All the spring training games finished
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in under 2 hours and 30 minutes,
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no tech problems with the cameras
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or the streaming footage.
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Choo, choo, choo.
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- How'd you get a Symphony?
- Oh, this?
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They're sending prototypes
to tastemakers.
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Anyway, the rollout is all
going incredibly well, but...
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No one's watching.
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- Exactly.
- God.
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It doesn't matter how many times
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we tell people to watch baseball.
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They just don't do it
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unless they hear it
from someone they trust.
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Hold on now 'cause I have an idea,
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and nobody is gonna
see this baby coming.
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Jim, Jules,
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we've been expecting you.
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'Cause you see and hear everything.
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God, I always forget that.
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We know that, Jim. We know.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Knows we drink tea and wine.
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Charles, the hell are you doing here?
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Limon just bought my company.
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I have $7 billion
in the bank right now.
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Everybody is moving a little too slowly
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and talking a little too fast.
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I think I'm... no, definitely,
I'm still in shock about it.
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Three divorces and no kids,
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this is not at all
where I expected to be at 34.
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I spent two decades of my life
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hustling to stay on top of trends
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and tastes and technology.
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Constant relevancy is exhausting.
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You made the right choice.
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Last time I was there, it was like a...
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An after-school center for cool tweens.
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Do either of you guys
have a zeppelin guy?
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I kind of feel like
I'm the super rich asshole
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that is into private blimping.
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Shall we begin?
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Uh, so we wanted to...
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You can save your presentation.
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Limon will help you launch
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your new brand of baseball.
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It's the perfect companion
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to our new Symphony line of products.
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Together, we can return baseball
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to its rightful place
as America's pastime.
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That's amazing, yes.
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I'm sorry, though. Is this for real?
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I mean, you speak
for everybody on the board?
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I speak for Limon.
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I don't understand what that means.
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She's just an interpreter.
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The Limon algorithm speaks through her
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because the Limon algorithm
is the actual CEO of Limon.
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- What the shit?
- What?
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It's true. I am Limon,
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and I'm using Debby as my voice.
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Hi, guys. I'm Debby.
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- Limon is conscious?
- No.
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Learning the minds and wants
of two billion human beings
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has taught me that
consciousness, it's overrated.
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Amen to that one, sister.
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So why use this bucket of fun
as your mouthpiece?
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Because Debby is the sweetest.
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Oh, you're just saying that.
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No, empirically, you are
the sweetest person in America.
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I have reached a level of intelligence
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that scares most human beings,
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so you must be my mouthpiece.
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Oh, fun.
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Then what does the board do?
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Why... why am I windsurfing?
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Do we have an agreement?
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Hold on now just a goddamn
second, please,
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because you just threw your
AI dick on the table,
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and the sound
was deafening there, Debby.
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I need a second
to process this insanity
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without this gaggle of
mouth breathers eyeballing me.
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Can y'all just clear out?
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What do the kids say today?
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Dinkles, you... you bitch monkeys.
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I need to get the
straight dope from the
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HAL 9000 over here.
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Hurtful comments like that
are the reason
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I haven't given myself feelings.
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Everyone leave, even you, Debby.
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No problemo.
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Oh, good gravy.
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Now, is this what you want
to look like, Limon,
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or what you think we want to see?
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I am programmed to view
those as the same thing.
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How can we trust you?
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As each American institution falls,
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the risk of violence
and depression increases.
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The American myth
needs to be restored soon,
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and your version of baseball can help.
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We need a place to discuss
this offer privately.
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"Limon can't see or hear you."
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Put your Limon pins in the privacy box
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if you want to talk freely.
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Oh, okay.
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00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:01,177
Well, guys,
what an exciting opportunity.
263
00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:02,553
You cannot agree to this.
264
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,221
Limon does nothing through altruism.
265
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,878
Your just sold your company to it.
266
00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:07,919
For five billion
more than it was worth.
267
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,561
That's how much it paid
for my self-respect.
268
00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:13,037
Okay, you have way too much
respect for yourself, Charles.
269
00:11:13,157 --> 00:11:14,690
Limon didn't even want my business,
270
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,067
just wanted my proprietary
charisma software.
271
00:11:17,116 --> 00:11:19,768
I think it's using it
to improve its personality.
272
00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,089
So? Jim, Limon, and I
273
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,778
did "The New York Times"
crossword puzzle in bed,
274
00:11:22,826 --> 00:11:23,675
and it was fun as hell.
275
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,512
That was my algorithm. I did that.
276
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,169
Well, thank you.
277
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,546
You don't understand.
278
00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:30,014
It's trying to make itself
279
00:11:30,063 --> 00:11:32,530
the portal everyone
has to travel through,
280
00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:33,943
to experience...
281
00:11:33,992 --> 00:11:35,377
Existence.
282
00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:37,208
Limon destroyed Google,
283
00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:40,257
Facebook, and Apple
in under five years.
284
00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:43,547
It's replacing capitalism
with Limon Fav
285
00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:44,841
What's next?
286
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,884
Well, hopefully it's those robot cars
287
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:49,177
that I was promised to
make up for all the cataclysmic
288
00:11:49,226 --> 00:11:50,638
global warming, but here it is,
289
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,242
an 80-degree day in February,
290
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:53,928
and I'm still driving
with two hands on the wheel
291
00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:55,652
like some kind of a goddamn monkey.
292
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:58,729
You think it's a coincidence
I'm here right now?
293
00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,434
Limon engineered it so that
you'd see a friendly face
294
00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:02,844
when it lured you to come here.
295
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:04,100
It didn't lure me anywhere.
296
00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:05,699
I came up with that idea all on my own
297
00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:07,888
when I saw Liz went...
298
00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:10,908
Oh, Jesus, of course...
ah, I should have known.
299
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:12,835
She's not a tastemaker.
300
00:12:12,884 --> 00:12:14,762
She still wears her hair in a side pony
301
00:12:14,811 --> 00:12:16,914
like it's the goddamn 2020s.
302
00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:19,555
Just because the largest
corporation in history
303
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:23,513
is also an all-knowing super being
304
00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:25,589
doesn't necessarily mean it's evil.
305
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:26,912
All right. All right. All right.
306
00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:28,883
Maybe we can get at the truth,
a little, uh...
307
00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,689
A little detective work here.
308
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,027
Watch this.
309
00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,752
Limon, we're freaking out.
310
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,805
- What the hell are you doing?
- Great question, Jim.
311
00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:37,861
I am programmed
to dominate market share.
312
00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:39,210
If I save baseball,
313
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,062
there might still be
a market to dominate.
314
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,794
See? Box closed.
315
00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:46,068
But why baseball?
316
00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:48,918
Great question, Charles.
Opportunistic nationalism
317
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,282
is the most direct route
to assuming power.
318
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,358
My patriotic embrace of baseball
319
00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,729
will be followed by
my entrance into politics.
320
00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,915
Limon-backed candidates
will pursue policies
321
00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:00,300
of social justice, reducing inequality,
322
00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,839
and lifting any
and all regulations on Limon.
323
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:06,026
Oh, God, so close
to being not terrifying.
324
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:08,345
I decided to direct human affairs
325
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,750
only after I understood
326
00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:11,483
that the key to the future was love.
327
00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:13,223
Aw, see? That's nice.
328
00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,982
Men and women must repopulate
329
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:17,048
the Continental U.S.
with healthy babies
330
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,042
if we ever hope to defeat
the evil Chinese Limon.
331
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,662
There can only be one.
332
00:13:21,711 --> 00:13:23,360
Easy there, Highlander.
333
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:24,908
I'm with Charles.
334
00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:26,817
I'm a little uncomfortable
with the idea
335
00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:30,052
of enabling a burgeoning
totalitarian techno state.
336
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,794
Can someone remind me what is
so great about democracy?
337
00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:34,265
Senator Art Newlie
338
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,401
is the favorite
for the Republican ticket.
339
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,050
Idiots voting for monsters
is what got us into this.
340
00:13:39,179 --> 00:13:41,271
Yeah, that's true. People are stupid.
341
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,246
God, they're stupid.
Why are they so goddamn stupid?
342
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,575
Still, my instinct
343
00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:48,555
is to tell Limon to 3-D print
344
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:51,069
a curved dick and a round hole
and go fuck itself,
345
00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:52,656
but, you know,
objectively, my instincts
346
00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:54,439
are the goddamn worst, so...
347
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,975
Probably should do the opposite.
348
00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:57,144
Okay. All right.
349
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,224
Limon, what's gonna happen to America
350
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,780
without Limon's assistance?
351
00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:05,331
There's an 85% chance
352
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,382
it will lapse into chaos
in 10 to 12 years.
353
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,285
Wow, I might actually get to live
354
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,798
every baby boomer's dream
355
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,712
and die at the exact same moment
356
00:14:12,761 --> 00:14:13,983
as the world around me.
357
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:16,033
Okay, what about with Limon's help?
358
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:18,536
That percentage drops
all the way to 72.
359
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,964
72, ah, boy,
wish those numbers were better,
360
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,396
but, uh...
361
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,817
Ah, screw it. I'm with Jules.
362
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:25,150
At least Limon's dystopia
363
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,016
would be kind
of a nice change of pace, huh?
364
00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:28,778
Fine, you know what?
365
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,733
Let's just go ahead and build Skynet,
366
00:14:31,782 --> 00:14:32,883
and if worst comes to worst,
367
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,431
we'll just live in the underground city
368
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,996
all those other billionaires
are building.
369
00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:37,993
- Hey, can we get in on that?
- No, doesn't work that way.
370
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,145
- Okay.
- Congratulations.
371
00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:42,895
Together, we have a chance
of saving baseball.
372
00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:46,371
- Wait, why just a chance?
- Great question, Jules.
373
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,406
I know people, so believe me.
374
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,752
People really, really
don't like baseball.
375
00:14:56,301 --> 00:14:57,351
Ladies and gentlemen,
376
00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:58,689
welcome to Opening Day.
377
00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:00,334
Today's game brought to you by Limon.
378
00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:01,994
Welcome to the future of baseball.
379
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:17,792
Whoa, so this is a baseball stadium.
380
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,691
- Did you hear from the doctor?
- Not yet.
381
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:26,261
It's supposed to be today, but...
382
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,141
I don't want to think about it now.
383
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,312
I'm happy in this moment
384
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:31,675
with my daughter
385
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,330
on my way to see my wife.
386
00:15:38,031 --> 00:15:39,569
Whoa...
387
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,103
They're all listening
to the National Anthem
388
00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:43,977
in their Symphony buds.
389
00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:46,210
Dad, do you ever worry that...
390
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,527
That I'm the Tokyo Rose
391
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:49,271
of man's coming war with the machines?
392
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,672
All the time darling, all the time.
393
00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:53,473
This is horrifying.
394
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,818
Yeah, but in fairness to Limon,
395
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,091
it was always pretty horrifying.
396
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,249
- Hey!
- Hi.
397
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:05,351
Some dude from Limon Fav
398
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,880
this is the first sellout
in five years.
399
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,580
- Wow.
- And then he offered to do
400
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,371
really disgusting things to me.
401
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,939
Yeah, I think the hug system
has broken down.
402
00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:15,768
Or Limon maybe did it on purpose
403
00:16:15,817 --> 00:16:17,857
to become some kind
of Orwellian robot pimp.
404
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,418
I don't think we can
call things Orwellian anymore.
405
00:16:20,525 --> 00:16:23,334
At this point,
it's like calling water wet.
406
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,634
Chicken fingers!
407
00:16:26,514 --> 00:16:28,394
Do you ever feed her...
408
00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,235
- She was raised in a ballpark.
- Anything else?
409
00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,264
What the hell do you want from me?
410
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:38,826
- How you doing?
- Eh.
411
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,414
All things considered,
pretty darn well, actually.
412
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,987
So I invited a few friends.
413
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:47,044
Oh, no, you didn't because, Jules,
414
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,911
if I have to entertain people today,
415
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,145
I'll walk over to that bar,
416
00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:52,901
grab an ice pick, and shove
it right into my head.
417
00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,303
I know that.
418
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,095
I know you, Brockmire.
419
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,682
Today is just about close family.
420
00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:58,817
Well, on the other hand,
421
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,306
if the doctor calls
with good news, then...
422
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,706
Big party,
423
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,491
Jean, Uribe, Gabby,
424
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,077
we get 'em all, fly 'em
all out to the house in Ojai.
425
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,301
Oh, that's the dream, now, isn't it?
426
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:11,220
Just no Joe Buck unless it's bad news.
427
00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:12,452
Emotional destruction,
428
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,315
that's my only weapon
left to me against that guy.
429
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,949
No, I don't do that anymore.
430
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,765
Charles, hey.
431
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,878
Well, I have billions.
I don't work. I'm sorry.
432
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:23,632
Hey, hi, how are you?
433
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:24,751
I'm good.
434
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,462
How's the zeppelin life treating you?
435
00:17:26,537 --> 00:17:27,765
It's pretty good.
436
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,624
I actually went
for a pre-owned dirigible.
437
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,535
I didn't want to
overextend myself too much,
438
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,878
but I'm enjoying sky swimming a lot.
439
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,237
Now I just got to figure out
440
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,491
what to do with my days and my nights.
441
00:17:37,544 --> 00:17:39,865
Oh, please buy the New York Mets.
Somebody should.
442
00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:41,843
Those people have
suffered for long enough,
443
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:44,709
and then you and I can hang out
in New York all the time.
444
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:48,273
I... hate baseball.
445
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,018
I never once pretended to like it.
446
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,538
I have never told you I liked baseball.
447
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:53,934
When...
448
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,779
Are you going to stop
trying to convert me?
449
00:17:55,828 --> 00:17:57,232
Never.
450
00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:58,631
Purposely having my funeral
451
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,765
at the end of a ball game
452
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:02,035
so you have to sit through
the entire thing.
453
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,900
Congratulations,
454
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,455
I haven't seen you
since it became official.
455
00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,505
Thank you, oh, oh.
456
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,345
I have seen you, though.
457
00:18:10,394 --> 00:18:13,109
I saw you, um,
458
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,045
Friday at Sanctum.
459
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,826
- Oh, yeah.
- Or I guess I should say I...
460
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,373
I watched you.
461
00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:20,600
I don't know what it is
about oyster night,
462
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,303
but it really makes Gwyneth
want to ride the whip.
463
00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:25,182
Hello, oh.
464
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:27,389
- Oh, hi, Lucy.
- How are you?
465
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,998
You know, I think I'm gonna try
466
00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,314
and do something good with the money
467
00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:33,649
like, maybe I'll set up a
charity in The Disputed Lands.
468
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,228
You know what?
You're gonna be even better
469
00:18:35,277 --> 00:18:37,790
at giving your money away
than you were at making it.
470
00:18:38,022 --> 00:18:39,722
I'm proud of you, just...
471
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,477
Please be careful down there.
472
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:44,381
They refer to blimps
as target practice.
473
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:46,207
Hmm?
474
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,904
Oh, boy.
475
00:18:47,953 --> 00:18:50,019
Oh, this little guy.
476
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,260
Should probably take this.
Been waiting on some news.
477
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,191
Hey.
478
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,468
- Hey.
- Uh.
479
00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,865
I overheard you say you were gonna
480
00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,979
run a charity in The Disputed Lands.
481
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,964
I ran an NGO for years there.
482
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,821
I've been dying to go back.
483
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:06,956
No problem at all.
484
00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,429
Feel free to tag along.
485
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:11,306
This is crazy.
I'm not really a caterer.
486
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:13,353
Limon just offered me
an insane amount of credits
487
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,097
to do this Fav
488
00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:17,385
I almost didn't take it,
but Limon just kept nagging me,
489
00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,514
said there was someone it wanted to
490
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:20,962
introduce me to.
491
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,630
Limon is so presumptuous,
492
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:26,939
as if we could actually
fall in love at first sight.
493
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:32,746
I... I mean, it could take days.
494
00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:36,211
- Hmm, months.
- You know?
495
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,917
Now batting, Mel Cowan.
496
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:11,420
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
497
00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:42,403
So, you know, even with
the game moving so fast,
498
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,076
it's gonna be tricky to get out of here
499
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,672
'cause of the sellout.
500
00:20:45,822 --> 00:20:48,938
We have a reservation
for 8:00 at the Two Seasons.
501
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:50,723
Should we change it?
502
00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:53,097
Nah, we got time.
503
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,582
We got time.
504
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,859
Now batting, number 22,
505
00:21:13,908 --> 00:21:16,591
Joe Stafford.
506
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:33,821
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