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[WHISTLING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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Edd:
BRRRR,
YEAH!
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[PLAYING HAWAIIAN MUSIC]
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DOUBLE D,
THAT SOUNDS
SO REAL.
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DON'T RUB SALT
ON THE WOUND, EDDY.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I DETEST THIS
INSTRUMENT.
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COME ON.
YOU'RE SETTING
A MOOD, DOUBLE D--
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THE MUSIC, THE PLAN,
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THE LUMP.
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♪ 1, 2, 3, 4
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♪ STICK IT ALL THE WAY
OUT THE DOOR ♪
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IT'S A GOLD MINE,
I TELL YOU!
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HULA DANCE LESSONS
ARE HUGE!
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IN A PIG'S EYE.
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Sarah:
HE'S OVER HERE, JIMMY!
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TELL HIM, SARAH.
TELL HIM.
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TELL HIM.
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HA HA HA!
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ED, STOP YOUR
WIGGLING AROUND.
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STICK IT
UNDERNEATH
THE GROUND.
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LISTEN TO ME,
YOU IDIOT!
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I WANT YOU TO--
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GET LOST, TWERP!
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ED'S WORKING.
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BUZZ OFF, EDDY!
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[CRASH]
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Sarah: FATHEAD!
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WHY, YOU LITTLE...
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GIVE IT A BREAK,
WILL YOU?
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Sarah:
PAY ATTENTION, ED.
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GO DOWN
TO THE CANDY STORE
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AND BUY ME
AND JIMMY SOME--
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FUDGE,
RICH AND THICK
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WITH LOTS
OF NUTS!
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YUM! MMM!
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YUM, YUM.
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Sarah: HERE'S
MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.
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DON'T LOSE IT,
OR YOU'RE DOG MEAT.
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Ed: I CAN DO THIS
THAT, SARAH.
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OH, YOU BETTER.
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NOW, GO,
SHOO, SCRAM.
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IT HAS BEEN ABSORBED.
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YOU CAN COUNT
ON ME, YEP,
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OR MY NAME'S
NOT, UM...
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[BIRDS TWEETING]
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ED!
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MAYBE.
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GEE, ED,
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THAT LOOT LOOKS
PRETTY DISGUSTING, PAL.
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I MEAN, IT'S ALL STAINED
AND WRINKLED-LIKE,
MY FRIEND.
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WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME
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CLEAN AND PRESS
THAT CASH FOR YOU,
BOSOM BUDDY?
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CLEAN AND PRESS?
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MAKES YOU WANT
TO THROW UP,
DON'T IT?
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LET ME TAKE THAT
FOR YOU
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SO YOU DON'T
CONTAMINATE
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THOSE BADLY DRAWN
FINGERS.
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CAN'T DO THAT,
EDDY.
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BABY SISTER
OF MINE
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HAS TRUSTED ME
WITH HER ALLOWANCE.
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SO FUDGE I MUST
BUY IT WITH!
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APART FROM
ED'S DEPLORABLE
SENTENCE STRUCTURE,
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I'M PROUD
OF HIS DEVOTION
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TO HIS YOUNGER SISTER.
AREN'T YOU, EDDY?
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[WHIMPERS]
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EDDY, PLEASE,
HAVE SOME DECENCY.
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DON'T TOUCH ME!
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Eddy: WAIT!
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WHERE YOU GOING, ED?
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TO BUY MY BABY SISTER
AND HER PERSNICKETY FRIEND
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FUDGE WITH LOTS
OF NUTS.
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YOU MEAN
JAWBREAKERS, ED.
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JAWBREAKERS?
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WHAT ARE YOU,
A PARROT?
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YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH
MOOLA THERE
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FOR 3 SWEET, EVERLOVING
JAWBREAKERS, BIG BOY!
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Edd: STOP
RIGHT THERE.
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IT'S SARAH'S MONEY,
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AND IF FUDGE
SARAH WANTS,
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FUDGE SARAH GETS.
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THE GUY'S CRACKED, ED.
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I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
THAT JAWBREAKERS
ARE THE WAY TO GO.
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DON'T YOU LISTEN
TO HIM, ED.
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SARAH'S DEPENDING
ON YOU.
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FORGET, SARAH!
JAWBREAKERS, ED.
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ED, YOU GAVE SARAH
YOUR WORD.
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AND SARAH GAVE
HIM CASH.
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JAWBREAKERS, ED.
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STAND FIRM
AND DELIVER, ED.
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LET INTEGRITY
BE YOUR GUIDE.
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DOUBLE D'S RIGHT, ED.
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INTEGRITY IN LATIN
MEANS, "BUY JAWBREAKERS."
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GET THE PICTURE?
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YES.
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NO, ED.
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NO?
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THAT MONEY
DOESN'T BELONG
TO YOU,
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AND YOU ARE
OBLIGATED
AND RESPONSIBLE
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FOR ITS EXPENDITURE.
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FUDGE IS
THE HONORABLE PATH.
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THAT'S STUPID!
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COME ON, ED.
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YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.
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WHO'S GONNA KNOW?
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WHO?
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YOU'LL KNOW, ED,
AND THE GUILT
WILL SMOTHER YOU
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LIKE SO MANY
WET BLANKETS.
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HEY, TINKER BELL.
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LET'S CHITCHAT.
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OWW! NO, WAIT! OW!
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UNLIKELY!
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JAWBREAKERS, ED.
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NO, ED. FUDGE.
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JAWBREAKERS!
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FUDGE!
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JAWBREAKERS!
JAWBREAKERS!
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F-FUDGE! EDDY!
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I SAID, JAWBREAKER!
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HE WENT IN.
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Eddy: MM. MM.
HA HA HA!
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Ed: OHH!
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YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE,
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MY FINE
FISH-FACED FRIEND.
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I'M SPEECHLESS.
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I MEAN, HOW CAN
YOU TWO JUST SIT THERE
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DROOLING OVER
YOUR ILL-GOTTEN GAINS?
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HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
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WHO IS SHE,
DOUBLE D?
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ED, GIVE DOUBLE D
HIS CUT.
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I REFUSE TO BE PART
OF ANY OF THIS, EDDY.
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OPEN WIDE
AND SAY BOB,
DOUBLE D.
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NOT IF IT WAS THE LAST
EDIBLE SUBSTANCE
ON OUR PLANET, ED.
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[MOANS]
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OHH!
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HOW CAN SOMETHING
SO BAD TASTE SO GOOD?
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WHEN SOMEONE ELSE
COUGHS UP FOR IT,
THAT'S HOW.
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HA HA HA!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO LET IT MELT
IN YOUR MOUTH, ED,
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NOT SWALLOW IT.
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AW, IT'S KICKING,
THE LITTLE
WHATCHAMACALLIT.
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HOW COULD I DO
SUCH A THING?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I AM ANYMORE!
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YOU SHOULD WRITE
YOUR NAME
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ON YOUR UNDERWEAR,
DOUBLE D.
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SEE? I'M
"HAND WASH ONLY."
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WHAT'S
YOU?
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ME?
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SELF-ABOMINATION,
EDDY!
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ED WAS ENTRUSTED
WITH A TASK,
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AND I BECAME EMBROILED
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IN THE BREACH
OF THAT TRUST.
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MY HANDS
ARE CONTAMINATED
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BY THE FILTH
AND CHICANERY.
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OH, WHAT
DASTARDLY DEED
HAVE WE SOWED?
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WHO WRITES
THIS GUY'S STUFF?
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HERE, ED.
GIVE THIS TO SARAH
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AND TELL HER
IT'S FUDGE.
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FUDGE? SARAH!
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DOG MEAT!
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ENOUGH ALREADY!
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AS LONG AS WE
SIDESTEP SARAH
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AND KEEP
OUR BIG MOUTHS SHUT,
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THE TWERP WILL FORGET
ALL ABOUT IT.
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Sarah and Jimmy:
♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE!
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♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE,
THE FUDGE IS HERE ♪
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♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE,
THE FUDGE IS HERE ♪
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EDDY.
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FIND IT YET, JIMMY?
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NOT IN HERE, SARAH.
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IT'S NOT HERE
EITHER, JIMMY.
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I DON'T SEE FUDGE
ANYWHERE, SARAH.
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WHERE THE HECK'S
MY FUDGE, ED?
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[WHIMPERS]
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SHH!
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WELL?!
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[WHIMPERS]
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I--I--SPENT
YOUR MONEY
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ON JAWBREAKERS,
SARAH!
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HAVE PITY,
AS I CANNOT
CONTROL MY BRAIN.
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YOU WHAT?
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WAIT!
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AAH!
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DEAREST SARAH,
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I SPEAK
FOR ALL OF US
WHEN I SAY
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HOW SORRY WE ARE
IN SPENDING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
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IS THAT SO?
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WHY, YES.
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ISN'T THAT
RIGHT, FELLOWS?
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AND ARE PREPARED
TO PAY YOU BACK
EVERY CENT...
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WITH THE CURRENT
MARKET-BEARING
INTEREST, OF COURSE.
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Eddy: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?!
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INTEREST?
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INTEREST?
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WE CAN BUY EVEN
MORE FUDGE, SARAH.
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DEAL.
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO
PAY HER BACK?
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WE'RE BROKE.
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YOU GOT US
INTO THIS. WELL?
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DOG MEAT, EDDY!
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[PANTING]
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HA!
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WEDGIES?
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YOU CAN'T BE
SERIOUS, EDDY.
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STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS!
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YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.
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GIVE A WEDGIE,
JUST 25 CENTS.
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WEDGIES?
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HIKE THEM HIGH
WHILE THEY'RE STILL DRY!
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WHOA THERE,
VALUED CUSTOMER.
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NOT ME--THEM.
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THAT WILL BE
25 CENTS.
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DELIGHTED.
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WAIT ONE DOGGONE
SECOND HERE!
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ME FIRST, KEVIN!
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HO HO HO!
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HEY! LET ME SEE THAT.
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YOU'RE SHORT!
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IT'S MINE!
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HA!
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AAH!
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I WANT MY MONEY!
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[MOANS]
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HA HA HA!
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HOW MORTIFYING.
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ONE MORE FOR
THE GIPPER, KEVIN!
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YOU DORKS
ARE BENT.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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DON'T LEAVE NOW.
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I CAN SET THE BOYS UP
FOR ANOTHER ROUND.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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NOT FOR ME, MAN.
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I'M SPENT.
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AW, COME ON!
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Sarah: MY MONEY NOW!
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YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.
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IT'S A SMORGASBORD
OF FUN,
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A CASSEROLE OF LAUGHS!
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GOOD LORD.
WHAT'S HE UP TO NOW?
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SO WHAT'S
THE CATCH, EDDY?
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CATCH? UM...
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CATCH WHATEVER
FALLS OUT,
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AND IT'S YOURS
TO KEEP.
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THAT'S HOW
PIÑATAS WORK,
JOHNNY BOY.
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PIÑATAS?!
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ME FIRST,
JOHNNY!
250
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,168
COUGH UP A QUARTER
AND GO TO TOWN.
251
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,630
RIGHT ON!
252
00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:24,788
HERE YOU GO, EDDY.
253
00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,665
Sarah: GIVE ME THAT!
254
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,330
JOHNNY, PLEASE,
OPEN YOUR EYES, LAD.
255
00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,627
DO WE LOOK
LIKE PIÑATAS?
256
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,458
OUCH, EEH,
OOH, OW, EEH!
257
00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:39,963
A SHOE? BORING!
258
00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,578
LOOK WHAT I GOT, PLANK.
COCONUT EARMUFFS!
259
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,877
NOW, ABOUT
THAT INTEREST.
260
00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:49,168
I CAN SEE
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR
HORRIBLE PLAN, EDDY,
261
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,040
AND IF YOU THINK
THIS WILL WITHHOLD
262
00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,245
OUR GIVING SARAH
HER MONEY BACK,
263
00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,423
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER
THING COMING, MISTER.
264
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,830
OWW!
YOW! OOH!
265
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,078
ED'S UNDERWEAR! OH!
266
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:03,827
[GAGS]
267
00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,037
SOAP! I NEED SOAP!
268
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,625
HOLD ON THERE,
TRIGGER.
269
00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:07,958
WE'RE JUST
GETTING STARTED.
270
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,422
WE OWE SARAH MONEY
WITH INTEREST,
271
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,000
SO YOU TWO GET BACK
IN THAT TREE,
272
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,633
AND I'LL GET
A SLINGSHOT, AND--
273
00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,038
Edd: I'VE HAD
JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
274
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,535
FOR ONE DAY,
THANK YOU.
275
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:20,035
WHAT ABOUT PAYING
SARAH BACK, DOUBLE D?
276
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,705
OH, WE'LL
PAY BACK, EDDY.
277
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:26,582
[WHISPERING]
278
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,997
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
279
00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:34,668
AAH!
280
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,170
Kids: YAY! ALL RIGHT!
281
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,040
SWEET.
NICE ONE, NAZZ.
282
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,035
THAT WAS FUN.
283
00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,205
WHO'S UP NEXT?
284
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,882
IT'S OUR TURN,
HUH, PLANK?
285
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,168
YIP-YIP-YOO!
286
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,210
OH, NO!
287
00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,292
AAH! UHN!
288
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,915
STEP RIGHT UP, ROLF.
289
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,210
IT ONLY COSTS
ONE PENNY.
290
00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:53,832
YOU MUST BE PULLING
ROLF'S FINGER.
291
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,077
ROLF SHALL RETURN!
292
00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,287
I'LL JUST TAKE
YOUR TURN
293
00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,825
TILL YOU GET BACK, THEN.
294
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,377
AT A PENNY A TURN,
295
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,878
IT MAY TAKE
A WHILE TO PAY
YOU BACK, SARAH.
296
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,708
THAT'S OK, DOUBLE D.
297
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,582
Eddy: DON'T DO IT,
KEV--OHH!
298
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,917
I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.
299
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,130
AND I'VE GOT A JAR
ON MY BUTTOCKS.
300
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,538
ROLF WOULD LIKE
THIS MANY GOES
AT THE ED BOY.
301
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,415
Eddy: YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.
302
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,500
HEY, WAIT.
303
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,003
THAT'S ENOUGH TO COVER
SARAH'S ALLOWANCE.
304
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,213
RIGHT, SARAH?
305
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,082
STAND BACK,
306
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,667
AS ROLF HAS EATEN
MAMA'S PICKLED CABBAGE.
307
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,670
YE-AHH!
308
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,000
OH, MAN.
309
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:31,793
OH, ME!
310
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,078
UH!
311
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,877
Eddy: HEY, USELESS!
312
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:51,578
PUT THOSE RINGS DOWN
AND TAKE A LOAD
OFF YOUR EYES.
313
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,287
HA HA HA.
314
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,075
VERY FUNNY, EDDY.
315
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,327
BUT IN ORDER
TO ATTRACT A CROWD,
316
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,667
ONE NEEDS
TO DEMONSTRATE
317
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:02,080
THE USE OF THESE
ARCHAIC ARCADE GAMES.
318
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,037
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?
319
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,575
STEP ASIDE.
LET THE PRO
DEMONSTRATE.
320
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,537
[BUZZ]
321
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,535
WHAK ME!
322
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,535
WHAK ME!
323
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:12,285
WHAK ME!
324
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,285
WHAK ME!
325
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,705
HOLD STILL, LUMPY,
SO I CAN HIT YOU!
326
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,672
Edd: BRAVO.
WELL DONE, EDDY.
327
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,920
YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.
328
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,170
YOUR SKILL AND EXPERTISE
IN MUNDANE, MISLEADING,
329
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,040
AND MOTH-RIDDEN
CARNIVAL GAMES
330
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,825
MAKES ME WANT
TO THROW CAUTION
TO THE WIND
331
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,537
AND GIVE YOU
ALL MY MONEY.
332
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,785
YOU'RE MAKING FUN
OF ME, AREN'T YOU?
333
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,495
MONSTER!
334
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,833
I WANT TO BE
A MONSTER!
335
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,667
LOOK AT ME!
336
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,002
I AM A MONSTER!
337
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,003
WAAAH!
338
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:40,713
GRRR!
339
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:41,712
BLAAGH!
340
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,502
I AM JUST A MONSTER
IN A BOY'S BODY.
341
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,043
IF ONLY FOR A DAY,
I WISH I COULD ENJOY
342
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,035
THE SERENITY
OF ED'S WORLD.
343
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:50,955
HEY!
344
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,132
BLAAGH!
345
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,748
WHY DO YOU
ALWAYS HAVE TO...
346
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:55,833
WRECK EVERYTHING?
347
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:59,167
BUT, EDDY, I JUST
WANT TO BE A MONSTER.
348
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,790
I WAS QUITE
ENAMORED BY ED'S
IMPERSONATION, EDDY.
349
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,325
WHAT ARE YOU FLAPPING
YOUR GUMS ABOUT NOW?
350
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,247
HUMOR ME.
351
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,583
WHAT IF ED REALLY
WAS A MONSTER?
352
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,417
THINK ABOUT IT.
353
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,830
ED'S OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATION
354
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,127
COULD ATTRACT
CUSTOMERS, EDDY.
355
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,498
I SAID, I--
356
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,963
[DING]
357
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,712
CUSTOMERS ARE
PRACTICALLY SUCKERS.
358
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:21,672
I LIKE THAT.
359
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,670
MONSTER FOR EDD!
360
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,710
GOOD I WILL BE.
361
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:26,963
[TOOLS CLANKING]
362
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,832
YOU BETTER NOT
MESS THIS UP, LUMPY.
363
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:33,167
I WILL BE
THE BEST MONSTER
I CAN BE, EDDY.
364
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,670
Edd: I'M SURE
YOU WILL, ED.
365
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,080
NOW TRY THIS ON.
366
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,167
WOW.
367
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,210
I FEEL TRANSFORMED, GUYS.
368
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,042
HA HA!
HA HA!
369
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,455
HEY, LOOK.
ED'S GOT A CHIN.
370
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,172
I'LL JUST GO
GET A MIRROR, ED.
371
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,630
YOU LOOK VERY
CONVINCING.
372
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,668
YOU'RE A NATURAL,
ED.
373
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,420
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
BORN A MONSTER.
374
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,960
AAHOORRAAH...
375
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,882
UHHRRRRUHHH...
376
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,078
WAAARROOORRAAAH...
377
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,957
MAN,
WHAT'S HE DOING--
MAKING A MIRROR?
378
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:04,962
AARRAARRRAAAAGH!
379
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:05,832
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
380
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,417
Ed: I AM
A MONSTER!
381
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,210
AAAARRRRGGHHH!
382
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,535
I'M BACK.
383
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,785
FATHER'S GARAGE!
384
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,415
OH, DEAR.
OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.
385
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,250
CURSE
THE CONSEQUENCES
OF AN ONLY CHILD.
386
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,923
ED'S AN ANIMAL.
387
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,790
ED?
388
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,495
WHO ELSE?
389
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:25,713
THAT IDIOT ATTACKED ME,
390
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,042
THEN BUSTED
THROUGH THE GARAGE
391
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,285
GROWLING
LIKE A MONSTER.
392
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:32,035
I TOLD YOU ABOUT ED'S
OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.
393
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,325
HEY, DON'T
LOOK AT ME.
394
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,877
I'M THE ONE WHO GOT
OVERIMAGINATED
ALL OVER.
395
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,878
ED'S PRONE
TO OVERSTIMULATION, EDDY.
396
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,078
HE CAN'T
CONTROL HIMSELF.
397
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,787
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DRESSED HIM UP.
398
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:43,955
Jimmy: HELP!
399
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,422
HELP ME! AAAH!
400
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,170
HEAVENS.
IT'S JIMMY.
401
00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:51,502
JIMMY?
402
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,133
OH, MY.
403
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,213
HA HA HA!
404
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:58,002
THIS IS WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.
405
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,003
THIS ISN'T AS SIMPLE
AS PRETENDING
OR PLAYACTING, EDDY.
406
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,043
ED ACTUALLY
BELIEVES HE'S
BECOME A MONSTER.
407
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,825
HE'S EVEN
MADE OFF WITH--
408
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,037
Nazz: JIMMY!
409
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,955
Kevin: HEY, FLUFFY.
410
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:09,922
Rolf: FLUFFY?
411
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,080
IS IT NOT JIMMY?
412
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:11,917
WHO IS FLUFFY?
413
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,330
WE HAVE TO WARN
THE OTHERS!
414
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,457
IN YOUR DREAMS.
415
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,212
[ROAR]
416
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,582
COME ON!
417
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,455
Nazz:
POOR JIMMY.
418
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,582
Johnny: COME ON,
EVERYBODY.
419
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,827
PLANK SAYS HE HEARD
SOMETHING OVER HERE.
420
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:28,207
Kevin:
YEAH, RIGHT, AND I'M
THE KING OF SIAM.
421
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:31,042
Rolf: AND ROLF IS
THE HEAD OF CABBAGE.
422
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,075
HA HA!
HA HA!
423
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:35,077
I'LL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE
A BUCK OFF THIS
424
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,377
IF IT KILLS ME.
425
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,038
MM MM MMPH!
426
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,327
WHERE ARE YOU,
FLUFFY?
427
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,287
JIMMY!
428
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,415
ROLF IS CONFUSED.
429
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,790
IS IT JIMMY
OR THIS FLUFFY
WHO IS LOST?
430
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,825
OH, JIMMY!
431
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,127
JIMMY!
432
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:53,998
HMM?
433
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,423
HOW LUCKY CAN
YOU GET, PLANK?
434
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,540
CHUNKY PUFFS.
435
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,825
HEH HEH HEH!
436
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,173
OUCH.
437
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,170
JOHNNY!
438
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,210
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
439
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,672
DID YOU SEE THAT?
440
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,710
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
441
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:13,172
I'VE ACTUALLY
CREATED A MONSTER.
442
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,000
[ROAR]
443
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:19,213
WHAT IS THIS SOUND
THAT MAKES ROLF
SOIL HIS TROUSERS?
444
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:20,712
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
445
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,922
SO GET OFF ME!
446
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,290
GUYS, I JUST
FOUND PLANK
447
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,625
WITHOUT A JOHNNY.
448
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:33,918
Ed: YAAAH!
449
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,170
CHECK IT OUT!
450
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,210
AAAH!
451
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:39,422
Kevin: RUN! RUN!
452
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,330
HA HA HA!
453
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,707
THIS IS TOO RICH.
454
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,252
IT SCARED THE PANTS
OFF OF THEM.
455
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,083
[ALL SCREAMING]
456
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,578
AHEM.
457
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,377
HELP ME! DON'T LET
THE MONSTER EAT ME!
458
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,248
HA HA!
459
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,083
THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE ALARMED.
460
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,077
HE'S JUST PLAYING.
461
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,327
HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY.
462
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,497
Edd: WHY,
THEY'RE ACTUALLY
ATTRACTED TO HIM.
463
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:02,833
TAKE A HIKE,
DORKS.
464
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,827
IT'S EVERY MAN
FOR HIMSELF!
465
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,747
THEY DIDN'T HEAR
A WORD I SAID.
466
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,423
I GOT TO
SEE THE LOOK
ON THEIR FACES.
467
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,170
[CLOCK TICKING]
468
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,417
RRAAAARR!
469
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,830
WHOA.
470
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,377
IT TOOK KEVIN!
471
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,208
UGH! UGH!
ER! UGH!
472
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,172
EGH!
473
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,630
WHAT'S WITH THESE
STUPID WINDOWS?
474
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,133
I HATE IT
WHEN YOU DO THAT.
475
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,128
Nazz: RUN FASTER!
476
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,578
AAAH!
477
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,457
[CRASH]
478
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,752
GULLIBILITY CAN BE
SO PAINFUL.
479
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:42,383
RRRRAARRAARARAARAAAGH!
480
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,378
NICE ENTRANCE.
481
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,538
AAAAH!
482
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,125
[ROAR]
483
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,998
EXCUSE ME, ROLF.
484
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,753
RRRAAAAAGH!
485
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,330
[CLUCKING]
486
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,627
TAKE TO YOUR HEELS,
GERTRUDE!
487
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,078
THERE!
THE CLUBHOUSE!
488
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,037
QUICKLY.
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
489
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,535
[PANTING]
490
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,000
OUT OF THE WAY, OAF!
491
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,793
OVERWHELMING FEAR
IS NOT AN EXCUSE
FOR RUDENESS, ROLF.
492
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,325
HEH HEH HEH.
493
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,877
RRAALLAARRAAAAGH!
494
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,958
LET'S REMAIN
CALM, PEOPLE.
495
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,212
WE'LL BE
SAFE HERE.
496
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,832
ARE YOU SURE,
DOUBLE D?
497
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,207
HE'S IN HIS OWN
LITTLE WORLD NOW.
498
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,042
THE BEST THING
IS TO JUST IGNORE HIM.
499
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,205
THE BEAST CIRCLES
WITH HUNGER.
500
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:36,672
WE MUST APPEASE IT
WITH A SACRIFICE!
501
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,960
PUT ME DOWN,
YOU JERK.
502
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,042
HOLD IT!
503
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,285
YOU CAN'T
PLAY HIS GAME.
504
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,125
YOU'LL ONLY ENCOURAGE
THIS BAD BEHAVIOR.
505
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,038
SO WHAT?
IT'S FUNNY.
506
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,955
LET GO OF ME!
507
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:50,462
SEE?
HA HA HA!
508
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,332
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
509
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:57,037
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO DOWN
AND GIVE HIM A TIME-OUT.
510
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,205
I'LL GO.
511
00:18:58,292 --> 00:18:59,332
KILL-JOY.
512
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,457
OH, DOUBLE D,
513
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,712
YOU'RE SO BRAVE,
I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU.
514
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,922
MWAH!
515
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,830
[ROAR]
516
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,497
RRRRRRRAAAAAAGH!
517
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,583
UH...
518
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,917
OUCH.
519
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,830
RAAAGH!
520
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,037
AAAH!
AAAH!
AAAH!
521
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,125
[CRASH]
522
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,333
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, ROLF?
523
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:23,787
YES. THANK YOU,
EDD BOY.
524
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,075
ALL IS WELL.
525
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,167
PLEASE ASK ROLF'S
FAMILY AND LIVESTOCK
526
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,330
TO REMEMBER THE SON
OF A SHEPHERD.
527
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,127
HELP! AAH!
528
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,378
IT'S MESSING
MY HAIR!
529
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,168
MY APOLOGIES,
NAZZ.
530
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,330
HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE THE BEST
MONSTER HE CAN--
531
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,787
HEY. IF YOU FIND ANY
TEETH LAYING AROUND,
532
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,955
THEY'RE MINE.
533
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,632
Nazz: AAH!
534
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,578
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?
535
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:51,077
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.
536
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,963
THAT IS SO GROSS, DUDE.
537
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:57,172
[SPLAT]
538
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,000
Edd: ED SEEMS TO BE
ACTING OUT A SCIENCE
FICTION MOVIE
539
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,173
HE MAY HAVE SEEN.
540
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,460
HA HA HA!
541
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:06,082
ED'S STUCK THEM
TO THE WALL WITH
CHEWED-UP CHUNKY PUFFS.
542
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,167
MAN, HE'S GOOD!
543
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,170
I FAIL
TO SEE THE HUMOR
IN THIS, EDDY.
544
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,080
HE'S COMING.
545
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,167
HE CAN'T SEE US.
546
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,380
[GROWLING]
547
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,078
WHAT AN IDIOT.
548
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,577
Edd: EDDY.
549
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,673
GET US DOWN!
550
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,290
YES. OK. I'M SORRY.
551
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,825
WE'LL GET YOU DOWN NOW.
552
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:26,747
WHAT?
553
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,213
COME ON, EDDY.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
554
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,042
LOOK AT THEM.
555
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,205
FINE. WE'LL
GET THEM DOWN...
556
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,042
FOR 50 CENTS A POP.
557
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,495
WHY, YOU...
558
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,673
EDDY!
559
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:41,287
WHAT?
560
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,455
NO SKIN
OFF MY BONES.
561
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,792
WHO'S FIRST?
562
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,127
[ROAR]
563
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:52,208
HE WANTS THE SKIN
OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE D!
564
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,132
[ROAR]
565
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,128
HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE,
MISTER.
566
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,168
HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED
ENOUGH TROUBLE TODAY?
567
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,170
CHECK IT OUT.
568
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,540
DOUBLE D's
YELLING AT IT.
569
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:05,035
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES
TILL SOMEONE GETS
SUSPENDED FROM A WALL.
570
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,705
RRAAAAAAGH!
571
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,212
AAAA--
572
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,292
HIYA, GUYS.
573
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:13,955
MOM SAID, NO PARTIES
UNLESS I'M INVITED.
574
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,502
THE BEAST IS NO MORE
THAN FOOLHARDY ED BOY.
575
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:18,333
RIGHT ON.
576
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,247
ED HAD ME GOING,
TOO, BUDDY.
577
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,583
THE DORK'S
TWISTED,
I SWEAR.
578
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,077
I'M OFF CEREAL
FOREVER.
579
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,127
SARAH?
580
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,328
OH, NO!
581
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,077
ED PRETENDED
TO BE A MONSTER
582
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,787
AND TERRORIZED
THE LIVING HECK
OUT OF US, SARAH.
583
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:32,825
OH, WAIT.
THAT PINCHES.
584
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,077
SARAH, STOP!
IT'S GONNA
LEAVE MARKS.
585
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:39,497
SARAH? IS THAT YOU?
586
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,963
UGH!
587
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:44,332
ED! ED!
588
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,747
HEY, WHERE
DID THEY GO?
589
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,503
GET US DOWN.
GET US DOWN.
590
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,830
EDDY, HIDING
UNDERNEATH YOUR BED
591
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,037
ISN'T GONNA SAVE US
FROM HARM'S WAY
592
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,415
ONCE THE CHILDREN
EVENTUALLY FLAKE
OFF ED'S WALL.
593
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,710
RELAX, WILL YOU?
594
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,252
I ALWAYS KEEP A COUPLE
OF MONTHS' WORTH OF SUPPLIES
595
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,043
FOR WHEN THE HEAT
GETS TURNED UP.
596
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,625
THEY'LL FORGET
ABOUT US IN NO TIME.
597
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,168
DID YOU SEE
A CAN OPENER?
598
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,630
I AM CAN OPENER MAN!
599
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,328
WHAT THE--
600
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:11,957
PLEASE, ED,
CALM DOWN.
601
00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,082
NO, NO, WAIT.
602
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,707
GIVE ME THE STUPID
CAN OPENER, ED.
603
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,132
I AM TISSUE HEAD.
604
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,878
WE'VE
LOST HIM, EDDY.
605
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,458
Ed: I WILL
BLOW YOUR NOSE!
606
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,082
ED! STOP!
ED! STOP!
607
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,247
NO, NO, WAIT.
608
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,253
I AM BED BUNDY!
609
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,213
SLEEP ON ME!
610
00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,082
ED!
ED!
611
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:32,577
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
612
00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,328
♪ ED, EDD, AND EDDY
613
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:53,247
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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