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We're throwing a wedding for my
wife's friend from New York.
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But you don't really care
about that.
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Thank you so much.Sure thing.
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Honey, I think we need to reallyjust start organizing
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some of this inventory
because...Sure, sure.
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...you know, Sierra's just got
a very specific vision
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of what she wants,
and I just --
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I-I do want it
to be perfect.
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How much are we spendingon this?
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Oh, we're not --
we're not spending. Yeah.
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We're not?
Sh-- No, no.
She's paying for all of it,
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and she's actually
giving us a little
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[Clicks mouth] little bit
of cheddar on the top.I don't hate that,
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because, you know,we could use the money.
That's why we're
trying to -- Yeah.
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If she wants to spend a bundleon white tablecloths,
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God bless her.White? Are they white?
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Yeah, it's white --
white tablecloth.
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Okay.
[ Sighs ]
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They're light cream.
Thank God. You nearly
gave me a heart attack.
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Okay, let's seewhat we got in here.
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Oh, my goodness!We've got a light cream bunny.
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Those should be white.
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Those arewhite.
Oh, you're messing with me now.
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I'm messing with youto keep it light.Okay. Yep.
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Hey, guys. I finished
folding all the napkins.
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But I-I think that you're
kind of wasting my strength.
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I mean, I'm very strong.
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You know what you could do
is do some ironing for me.
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Ooh! Yeah, you'd begreat at that.
That's great.I need you to do some ironing.
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Yes.Yeah. Give me
the heaviest iron you have.
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Great. That's awesome.Great job.
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Oh, my God, Mike, she's here.
She's here! She's here.
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Look who's here!
Oh, my God.
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Bonjour and shalom, bitch!Oh, my God.
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Woman!I'm getting married!
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[ Both scream, laugh ]
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[ Conversing indistinctly ]
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I don't even knowwhat they're talking about.
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Do you think
they're talking about me?
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I do.
No, that wouldn't
make sense, right?
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No, I think they are.You think they are?
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Yeah, your strength.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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Rio: Right. So, this is
what I was thinking --
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that we'd line up
guests here
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and they would sort ofsage you and Lars.
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Saging's
a little bit basic.
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Y-Yeah.Yeah, that is basic.
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So, maybe we won't do that,
but like --
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But I feel like
no one's basic anymore.Yeah.
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Like, let's be basic.Yeah, and so, I was thinkingwe should be basic.
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And so -- Yeah.
God.
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I mean, this place,
it's just so...
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It -- It's like...
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...real.
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...real. [ Sighs ]You know?
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Yeah.
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And, like, he's so...
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American and cool.
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Oh, yeah.Jacob. I'm Jacob.
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Jacob,
I love your outfit.
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Ja-- What -- What's happening?It's Jacob.
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You can just go with it.Oh.
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And this is Rudy.Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Rudy, this is Sierra.
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I think that you are
the unkempt man
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who lives
in the barn, right?
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You're the littlest personI've ever met. It's an honor.
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Okay, total sidebar --
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can I just say
you have an exquisite body?
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You may.
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I'm so glad
someone finally said it.
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I've been thinking it
the whole time here.
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Guys.
Hey.Hey.
Hi.
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Okay, this is the local
ensemble team
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that is going to bringyour wedding to fruition,
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and this is Sierra.
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I am absolutely teeming
with gratitude
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for your guidance
and nourishment
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as I make this transition
into my married life.
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Yeah.You know, my dear friend
Marianne Williamson
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just said
some wise words to me --
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"Love is like a book,
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and I appreciate you helping me
writing this next chapter."
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That's really sweet.
Jacob: Oh, wow.
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This is why she's the best,you guys. [ Chuckles ]
Kent: [ Chuckles ]
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I follow you on Instagram.
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You never respond
to my messages.
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Oh, I don't handle
my messages.
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You have to talk to Katsana
about that.
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Oh. Um, okay.
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So, let's just do introductions.Obviously, I'm Rio.
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I'm the best friend.I'm the wedding planner.Yes.
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I'm whatever --mother of pigs.She does it all.
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Should we -- Do you want to --Clara, do you want to --
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[ Clears throat ] Um, I'm Clara.I am a Pisces,
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and I will be making
your 22-tiered wedding cake.
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Oh. Um, did you --
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So, 20 two-tiered cakes.
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Yeah, we're saying
the same thing.
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I don't think we are.So -- What did you say?
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-Twenty two...
-22-tiered wedding cake.
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Great. Okay.
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And Jacob,
you're on decor.
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You're gonna be doingthe thousand origami cranes.
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[ Scoffs ] If all I can do
is fold paper, how come this?
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But you're good
for origami cranes?
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Yeah, yeah.
I can fold the cranes.
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Okay. Um, alright.
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Here's another thingthat we should discuss,
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which isthe father-daughter dance.
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Like,what do you want to do?
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It's obviously
a unique situation.
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You have two dads --Daddy and Pop-Pop.
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Like, do you want to dancewith them at the same time?
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You know what?
I am feeling --
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I'm feeling
a little deluged right now.
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Oh, okay.
You know?
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[ Gasps ] Why don't we open
a bottle of champagne?
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Sure. And so --
Ooh.
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I feel like we should, like,finish the meeting first, right?
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And thenwe can do champagne?
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Ooh, sounds like Rio's putting
the "snore" in "Bucksnort."
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[ Laughter ]
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Kent: She got -- That's --Okay, okay.
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I love it.
Very funny.
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I love it.She's very funny.
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Oh, hey, Brandon,
where do you guys keep cannons
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for shooting,
like, rose petals?
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Come on, man.We don't even have shampoo.
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Oh.Constance: Brandon!
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Is that Mike?
I need to talk to him.
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Hey, bud, be careful.She is on a war path right now.
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She already ticketedthree people for jaywalking.
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We don't even have
a crosswalk.
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Okay, okay.Mike.
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I noticed that you placed
a very large order of alcohol.
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Now, you know you can't
serve that at a wedding...Mm-hmm.
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...without a liquor license.
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We don't need a license
for that, do we?
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I mean, it's --
it's not on my list.
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Let me see that.Well, you know,
I need that back. Okay?
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So, you're having the wedding
at Rudy's barn?
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Is he okay with that?
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Yeah. Yeah.They-- They're not speakingright now.
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Oh.
Okay,
we got butterflies -- no.
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Fireworks -- nope.
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I'm denying
your wedding permit.
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Wait, did we even apply
for a permit?
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No. Would you like one?
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Uh...sure.
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Denied!
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, so, this clearly
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has something to do
with the breakup.
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100%. Definitely.
Yeah.
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But I'm not gonna bethe one to tell her.Are you kidding me?
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Listen, I can't have your mom
on full tilt for this wedding.
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So, we've got to figure out
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how to cool things down
between Constance and Rudy.
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Yeah, we -- we just got to
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figure out a wayto break the seal, right?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.Create some conversation.
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There we go.Help them move past this.
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Yes, and we got
to fast-track it.[ Bells jingle ]
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Brandon, watch the register.
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I'm gonna go tase someone.Alright.
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Theresa,I know I've been getting
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a lot of comments
on my body lately,
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but I'd appreciateyour brutal honesty.
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[ Theresa bleats ]
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You're just jealous.Mike: Hey.
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Rudy, I-I was hoping
to talk to you
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for a second
about Constance.
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We had a clean break.
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Cold turkey's the only wayto stop anything.
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Six years ago,I stopped making left turns.
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Haven't done one since.
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So, h-how then do you --
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Three rights, Mike.Fascinating.
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Uh, just to bring it
back to Connie, she...
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asked i-if she could get
a recipe from you.
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What recipe? She knows the onlything I make is trail mix.
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Uh-huh. She wants to know your
peanut-to-almond proportions.
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So, uh,
she's on her way --
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On her way now?Yeah. She'll be here.
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On her way.Maybe we could regroup
in, like, 30 minutes?
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Great. I look forwardto telling her my nut ratio.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah. It's just --
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You have a weird smile
on your face.
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No, I really don't.Okay.
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[ Chuckles ]Well, look...
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I've got to find a place
to rent a chuppah in Nebraska,
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which is quite a challenge,
but I'll see you shortly?
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Okay.
Okay.
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[ Laughter ]Wait, Rio, do you remember
when we threw the rave
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in the Meatpacking District,
and I got salmonella?
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How could I forget?Oh, my God.
We were rolling so hard.
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It was ridiculous.
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My God, are you guys
talking about drugs?
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I lost my virginity
on Ibuprofen.
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Ooh. Did you wait for itto kick in?
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I didn't think of that.
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Are you guys carrying
right now?
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Because, like, if you were
to totally peer-pressure me,
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I would do it.
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We're not doing drugs.
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Okay, well, look, if you wantto get a little loopy...
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Mm?
...I have gotsome horse tranquilizers.
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Oh, my God. Kent.Ooh.
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Kent coming in hot
with suggestions.[ Laughs ]
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You're not gonna likehow they're administered.
Yeah.
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Horse tranquilizers --
Oh, wait.
[ Laughs ]
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Hey.What do you have?
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I have wedding planning.
Come on.
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Oh. Boo.
Can we focus on that later?
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[ Mock snoring ][ Laughter ]
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Come on, Rio.
You really have changed.
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I mean, I'm telling you,
she used to be fun.
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Now it's just like --
[ Imitates airplane falling ]
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You know?
It's like downhill.
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Like, what happened?I'm still fun.
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[ Chuckles ] No.I still have fun.
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I throw down.
I throw down a lot.
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If you throw down, why don't
we throw a par-tay tonight?
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Oh.Like we used to, right?
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Yeah, yeah.Totally debauched bacchanal.
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Oh, here? Here?Like a full-blown rave.
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What do you think?
Are you down?Oh.
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I think -- I think yes.Yes!
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Yes!
Right?
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[ All cheer ]
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Annihilation!Yes!
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Whoa, chug it!Take it down, take it down!There we go.
There's the Rio I know!
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Yes! Yes! Get it!
Yes, yes, yes!
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Mm!Oh. Are you okay?
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It's just -- Uh -- Th--
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There's a lot more in there
than I imagined.Oh.
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Brandon said that Rudy
wanted me to meet him here
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because of what?
243
00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,083
W-What again?
244
00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,085
He saw a large naked man
walking by,
245
00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,000
and he made
a citizen's arrest,
246
00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,655
but the man escaped
because he was covered in oil,
247
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,222
and now Rudy wants to do
a police sketch.
248
00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,790
[ Whispering ] That's too much.That's way too much.
249
00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,139
W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
250
00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,750
He said he was gonna be waiting
for me here?
251
00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,142
Is that what you --
I don't see him.
252
00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:12,666
[ Normal voice ] That --That could be my fault.
253
00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,232
I-I might have got
the time wrong.
254
00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,364
But I'm sure he just stepped outfor a second.
Mm-hmm.
255
00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,626
He'll be right back.Yeah.
256
00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,802
You know, this is such
a waste of my time.
257
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,239
I could have been setting up
a speed trap.
258
00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,415
This is so stupid.
259
00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:24,808
What the hell, Mike?
260
00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,331
Come on.I held up my end of the bargain.
261
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,029
[ Theresa bleats ]
262
00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,726
Oh. What's this?
W-What is it --
263
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,685
What do you goton your neck here, Theresa?
264
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,904
[ Theresa bleats ]
265
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,819
[ Paper rustling ]
266
00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:38,909
Okay. "Sorry, but I can't talkto Constance.
267
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:43,044
I've gone intomy underground bunker...
268
00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,568
for two to five years,depending on how hungry I am.
269
00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,789
Please take care of Theresa,and don't try to find me.
270
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,008
Love, Rudy."
271
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,357
And then, I don't know,
272
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,796
eight pagesof goat care instructions.
273
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,449
"Drain glands
at least three" --
274
00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,234
No. No, no, no.I'm not draining any glands.
275
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,583
No, Mike.
276
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,932
We made this worse.
277
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,673
Oh, hell yeah.Yeah, it's much, much worse.
278
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,587
We have to find
that bunker.
279
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,764
Jacob: And it's good!
[ Chuckles ]
280
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,070
Hey.
Hey.
281
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,812
Can I, um, clear some of thisoff, whatever that is?
282
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,204
Yeah. Whatever.
283
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,076
Ow!
284
00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,947
Aah. I'm bleeding.
285
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,689
Aah, I guess paper
really does beat...rock.
286
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,039
Make sure you are banging backsome electrolytes, okay?
287
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,519
Yeah.
You're doing
a lot of flexing.
288
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,302
Ah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
289
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,174
Holy smokes.
Whoa.
290
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,436
Who's the lucky guy?
291
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,004
[ Laughter ]Me? Is it me?
No, I know.
292
00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,049
No, no. Okay.
293
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,661
So, Sierra called me
a "Buck-Snore"...[ Laughs ]
294
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,488
and I mildly overreacted,
295
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,752
and now we're throwing a small,
but intimate rave in the barn.
296
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:41,058
And I hope Rudy doesn't mind,
which I don't think he will.
297
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,233
Do you think he'll mind?
298
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,713
I don't think he'll mind.
299
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,455
He is underground in his bunkersomewhere on our property.
300
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,109
He what?
He's in -- He's in a what?So I'm I'm trying to locate him.
301
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,676
Don't worry about it.You know, worst-case scenario,
302
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,894
we'll just --we'll cancel the wedding.
303
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,417
We'll be able to see Rudyin two to five years.
304
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,681
Now --What? You -- What do you mean
the wedding is not --
305
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,900
That's, like --Brandon and I are on it.
306
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,293
Okay, so justenjoy your rave, honey.Okay. 'Cause, yeah,
I'm trying to, like --
307
00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,990
Okay. Phew.You can get blackout drunk
308
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,470
and earnSierra's respect back.Oh, well --
309
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,428
But watch out for Connie.She's on the war path.
310
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,865
Well, nothing ever crazy
happens in this town,
311
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,562
so I think I'm good.
312
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,259
[ Techno music plays ]
313
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:14,352
♪♪
314
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,093
Hey!Sierra: Rio!
315
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,574
What a dope milieu!
316
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,315
Yes.
317
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,491
Yeah, so dope!
318
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:23,884
So dope! I love it!
319
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,538
Rio, everyone has hands!
320
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,758
We -- Yeah.We all have hands!
321
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,499
Yeah!
322
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,979
I did drugs!
323
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,288
[ Man rapping in Spanish]
324
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,681
Rio!
Oh, hi.
325
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,944
I just saw Rudy crawling
on the ground like a cat.
326
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:41,902
What are you chewing?
327
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,730
Clara,what are you chewing?
328
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:44,818
I told you not to chewany more of those gummies.
329
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:45,906
Are you chewing
those gummies?
330
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:46,820
Clara.
Oh, I should
take my top off.
331
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,125
No, I didn't say that.
332
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,127
You know what?Just stay with me here.
333
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,955
Now hold.
Look at this hand.
334
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,827
Stay with me.You're watching my fist.
335
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,698
You're watching my fi--
Water.
336
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,135
Wow!Go and take it outside.
337
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,963
This is awesome.
338
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,573
Oh, God. Hello.
339
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,794
Yes. Hi.
Who is that guy?
340
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,404
I think he follows meon Insta.
341
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,624
And that got him here
somehow?Eh, you know what?
342
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,714
I posted about the barn, somaybe he saw my location tag.
343
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,933
Oh, wow.
344
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:13,847
[ Car horn honks,
people cheering ]
345
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,805
Oh, that's...Oh, my God.
346
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:16,806
[ Horn honks ]
347
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,548
Come on, guys!I-I-- Oh.
348
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,506
[ Grunts ]
Another cow bone.
349
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,334
How many does that make?
350
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,119
Enough to make nine
full cows.
351
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,381
Constance: Whoop, whoop!
352
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:29,427
Get your hands in the air
and drop your bone!
353
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:31,995
Hey, Ma.
354
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,998
I was just helping Mike
mow his land.
355
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,958
Don't fix your mouth to lie whenI got a megaphone in my hand.
356
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,220
What the hell is going on?
357
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,178
Mike came up
with some crazy idea
358
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,572
about getting you
and Rudy to talk.
359
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,879
But I said, "No, Mike.
That's not right.
360
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,184
This is none
of our business."Oh!
361
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,229
I-- W-- Really?
362
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,580
Yeah.Rudy went down into his bunker
363
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:54,670
because I suggested thatyou guys have a conversation.
364
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,890
Rudy went into his bunker?
365
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,543
Yes. D-- Has he told youwhere it is?
366
00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,936
No, he didn't tell me.
367
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,938
Don't worry, Mom.
This is Mike's mess.
368
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,592
Just Mike.
369
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,593
But I'm-a help you fix it.
370
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,638
You are such a good son,Brandon.
371
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,031
We raised you right.
372
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,424
But you,on the other hand --
373
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,905
Why didn't you just
leave us alone?
374
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,907
Well, I would have loved
to have left you alone,
375
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,778
but one of you
lives in my barn
376
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,562
and mopes around
all day long,
377
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,477
and then I bump into you,
and you've got a long face.
378
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,131
So I know this isn't going
so well,
379
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,264
you cutting him
out of your life.
380
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:26,354
So, you're gonna forcetwo adults who just broke up
381
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,443
to be friends
382
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,837
so that you can get outof getting a liquor license?
383
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,229
When you phrase it
that way, sure,
384
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,579
it does sound
a little insincere.
385
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,842
I-It's just awkward
between us.
386
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,932
I-I don't even know howto be friends with him again.
387
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,803
Well,
I do believe step one
388
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,936
is extracting him
from beneath the earth.
389
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,067
[ Exhales sharply ]
And then what?
390
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,590
You take a little baby step,
391
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,157
and then it leads
to another,
392
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,942
and you move --Hey, I found something!
393
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,509
Is it Rudy?
394
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,423
[ Techno music plays ]
395
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:56,166
♪♪
396
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,255
S-Sierra, I wonderedif you could just make, like,
397
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,648
a really chill announcement,
398
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,085
just telling peoplenot to wreck the farm,
399
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,045
mainly 'cause it's, like,my livelihood or whatever,
400
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,047
and, you know, it justhas gotten a little bit bigger
401
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,962
than I initially
thought it would.
402
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,225
Look, I'm sorry for putting
the party on Instagram.
403
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,879
Oh.
404
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,924
I just wanted my family to see
me having a good time,
405
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,186
and I thought
they would change their minds
406
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,187
about not coming
to the wedding.
407
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,059
Uh, what?
408
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,017
What do you mean, your family'snot coming to the wedding?
409
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,845
Daddy
totally despises Lars.
410
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,673
Whatever.
Do you want more moonshine?
411
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,979
No, I don't want
more moonshine.
412
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:26,893
I want to talk to youabout why Daddy
413
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,459
doesn't want to cometo your wedding.
414
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,896
Yes,
but Kent's about to jump
415
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,680
from really high up
for no reason.
416
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,943
Kent is what?Kent:Who wants to see me jump, baby?!
417
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:37,120
[ All cheering ]
418
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,296
No, no!
Not -- No, Kent!
419
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,082
Whoo! I need a landing zone!
Get that hay in here!
420
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,300
Sierra, Sierra, listen.
421
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,911
It's a really big deal,what you're saying.
422
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,913
I-I want to talk to you.That's what I'm here for.
423
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,436
Man: Look! over here!Woman: What is it?
424
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,437
Oh, my God!
425
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,222
Guys!
Door in the floor!
426
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,007
[ All cheering ]You're avoiding meright now.
427
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,531
Man: Door in the floor!
Door in the floor!
428
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,924
Door in the floor!
429
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,709
Kent:
Alright! Here we go!
430
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,232
[ Body thuds ]Wha -- Ooh!
431
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,930
[ Swing music plays ]
432
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,148
[ Door opens,
techno music filters in ]
433
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,238
♪♪
434
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,066
Barn man!
435
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,981
[ All cheer ][ Techno music plays ]
436
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:18,379
♪♪
437
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,946
What is it?
More cow bones?
438
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,123
It's Clarabones.
[ Laughs ]
439
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,602
Oh.
440
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,126
Clara, are you okay, girl?What --
441
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,518
Oh, yeah.
I ate all these gummies,
442
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,955
and then I saw Rudy
crawling in the barn,
443
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,044
and then all these people
showed up,
444
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,481
and I was like,
"Nap before orgy."Mike: W-W-Wait.
445
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,525
You saw Rudy?Yeah.
446
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,136
In the barn?You two dummies
447
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:40,270
did not check underneathRudy's barn first?
448
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,011
[ Hip-hop music playing ]Wow, this is incredible.
449
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:44,971
♪ Okay, hello, ladies,
it's party time♪
450
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,147
Oh, wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
451
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,365
♪ And it's hardly 9:00♪
452
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,193
♪ And you already
on that dance floor♪
453
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,629
♪ You ain't even gotta let
your man know♪
454
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,109
♪ That I'm in here to get down♪
455
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,068
Sierra, what is going on?
456
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,330
Why is your familynot coming to your wedding?
457
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,854
Oh, my God. Can you stop?
I don't care.
458
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,943
Neither should you.I docare.
459
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,771
I do care.
You're hiding here.
460
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,033
I'm not hiding.You're not hiding?
461
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,600
You're literallybehind a bunch of cans
462
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,515
in -- inan underground bunker
463
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,604
in the middleof Bucksnort, Nebraska.
464
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,822
I am fine.
No.
465
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,434
I am fine.
Leave me alone.
466
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,089
Uh --You say that you haven't
changed, but you really have.
467
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,352
Yes. I have.
468
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,135
I have changed.
469
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,963
I admit that to you.
470
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,792
I do not want to be in thisunderground apocalypse bunker
471
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:27,013
with a bunch of strangers fromthe Internet that I don't know.
472
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,189
Don't look at me like,"Oh, yeah, I got you," okay?
473
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,974
There it is.I have a farm
with my husband.
474
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:32,888
Yes, we get it.
475
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,324
You own a farm,
and I'm just
476
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,413
some dumb party girl
from New York.
Uh --
477
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,762
Sierra,please don't do that.
478
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,895
Excuse me.
I'm gonna go get my swerve on
479
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,897
and spank that sexy
grandfather clock.
480
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,420
♪ Who am I kidding?
Let's ride♪
481
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,466
♪ Baby, I'm about to show you
the best time...♪
482
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,686
Out of my way!
Police business!
483
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,037
Y'all are under arrest!
484
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,040
[ Music stops ]What in God's name
is going on here?
485
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,041
Damn, Rudy!
486
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,217
You all
are under arrest,
487
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,045
and your weddingain't never gonna happen.
488
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,178
This might be bad timing,
but Rudy -- what a bunker!
489
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
Alright,
it's time for mugshots.
490
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,709
Come on, Rudy.
491
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,279
Rio:
Great, great, great.
492
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,151
Great.Mm.
493
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,066
[ Chuckles ]
494
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,632
I do find it beguilingthat this anteroom
495
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:24,026
also servesas a penal holding facility.Oh, my goodness.
496
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,593
Can't you just say
that it's cool
497
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,291
the room also serves
as a jail cell?Mike, that's not productive.
498
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,901
Why do you got to be
so hoity-toity about it?I was trying
to break the ice.
499
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,034
Turn to the left.[ Camera shutter clicks ]
500
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,383
So, Rudy, how long
were you planning
501
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,819
on stayingin that damn bunker?
502
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,604
Not sure.
It depended on how well
503
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,302
I responded to the taste
of thrice-filtered urine.
504
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,087
And you were gonna
stay down there
505
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,132
just becauseI wanted to talk to you?
506
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,308
Rudy, come on.We can't live like that.
507
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,093
Don't worry.
I wouldn't have lasted long.[ Camera shutter clicks ]
508
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,399
Ate most of my snacks
in the first hour.
509
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,748
I'm powerless
over peanut butter.
510
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,662
Alright.
Turn to the right.
511
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,190
The only thing I missed about
the aboveground world was you.
512
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,756
Even if we're not
speaking...
513
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,759
it's nice to be on
the same side of the dirt.
514
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,239
Well, Mike was tryingto rope Brandon
515
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,634
into making us friends again,but [Sighs]
516
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,852
we'll eventually
get there.
517
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,290
I'm just not ready
for that yet.
518
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,335
I agree.
519
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,336
May I face you?
520
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,512
Yes, go ahead.
521
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:19,212
If only there was some way
I knew you were doing okay,
522
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,083
but I didn't have to see you
all the time.
523
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,303
[ Sighs ]
524
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,870
Hope that doesn't mean I have tojoin some kind of social media.
525
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,481
[ Sighs ] Just --
526
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:31,528
♪♪
527
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,494
It's a police scanner.
528
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,974
Just turn it on
and listen.
529
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:46,326
You'll hear my voice...
530
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,372
and I'll know that you'll belistening out there somewhere.
531
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,940
This is wonderful.
532
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,028
Ten-four.
533
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,291
Copy that.
534
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,511
[ Clears throat ]
Okay. You know what?
535
00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:00,122
I already tried to force two
other people together today.
536
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,602
It did not go well.
537
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,125
Might as well try it again.
538
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,126
[ Clears throat ]
539
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,259
You guys --
You can't do this.
540
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,912
You can't do this.
541
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,131
You're -- You're not even
looking at each other,
542
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,177
you're ignoring each other,
and you're old friends.
543
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,135
Do you know how rare that is?
544
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,963
Everyone changes,
545
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,139
but only a few lucky people
get to have someone there
546
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,793
that witnesses
the whole thing.
547
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,274
You want to lose that?
548
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,668
You're gonna throw all that awayover some fatuous dispute?
549
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,585
Oh, that's right, sister.
I know some long words, too.
550
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,806
Don't do that.
551
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,855
Sierra...
552
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,162
back in the day,
553
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,338
we would go out,
and we'd [Chuckles] party
554
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,167
and, like, hit on guys,
and it was fun, and...
555
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,386
You know, but now --
556
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,431
Yeah.I mean, we've changed.
557
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,303
Yeah.
You're a farmer.
558
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,956
I'm growing up.
559
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,394
I'm getting married to a guy20 years older than me.
560
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:55,221
Yeah.Wow. 20 -- 20 years?
561
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,788
Yeah. I love it.
562
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,399
I actually wish he was older,like Rudy.
563
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,617
Sure.
Yeah.
564
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,967
Rudy's a smoke-show,and I want a puff.
565
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,360
Experience.
566
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:09,104
I mean, I feel like just becausewe change doesn't mean...
567
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,454
you know, we can't
still be friends, right?
568
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,588
[ Sighs ] Look, remember thatnight right before you left,
569
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,285
and we went out all night?Yes.
570
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,201
And then we ended up at, um...Up at the Broadway Diner.
571
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,681
Yes.
Yes. Oh, my God,and the waiter thought
572
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,422
you were trying to hit on him,
which you were.
573
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,337
Yes. I was. Totally.You know?
574
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,034
And I was like, "You should" --Oh, okay.Pretend I'm not here. Yeah.
575
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,427
Yeah. Okay.
He's very good like that.
576
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,428
Mm.Okay.
577
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,647
That was my favorite partabout going out with you.
578
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,910
It wasn't
the long nights.
579
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,695
It was the breakfastthe next day.
580
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,393
It's the breakfast
the next day!
581
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,048
I love you so much,
breakfast!
Breakfast!
582
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,093
Aww!Ow, ow. Okay.
583
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,356
Love you so much.I love you, too.
584
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,489
It's just, my shoulder's
getting a little...
585
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,925
thrown out. Okay.
586
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,275
That was beautiful.Sorry.
587
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,581
Alright, you're free to go,
and the wedding is back on.
588
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,148
Ah!Oh, look at that.
589
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,497
Connie, thank you.
590
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,368
Look what I got.
591
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,500
Oh.Oh. Great.Oh.
592
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,285
Rio: Why does Daddynot like him?Sierra:
[ Sighs ] It's a little --
593
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,112
You know what I mean?It's a little hard
to pin down...
594
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,462
Sure....but I think it's because
he got caught
595
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,638
low-key
maybe embezzling some money.
596
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,509
What? Lars did?Not, like,
real embezzlement.
597
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,294
What, like -- What --But, like,embezzlement-adjacent, you know?
598
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:11,384
Guys, thought you might wanta hearty breakfast.
[ Sierra and Rio gasp ]
599
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,299
Oh, my God! Breakfast!Oh, my God! Breakfast!
600
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,430
[ Both laughing ][ Chuckles ]
601
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,171
Mike, thank you so much.No, literally, this is so good.
602
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,694
Thank you.
You saved my wedding.I love this.
603
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,914
I'm obsessed with you.I wouldn't let a wall of fire
604
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,611
stand between youand this embezzler, so...
605
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,439
Okay. Thanks....the honor's mine.
606
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,527
What did he embezzle?
607
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,094
Well, Bernie Madoff
was his mentor.
608
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,400
Oh, wow.
609
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,663
But Bernie was actually
really nice.
610
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,363
Ow!
611
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,282
Hey, Clara.
612
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,285
No, n-n-n-not so,so, so, so, so loud.
613
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,765
So, so, so loud.
614
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,288
[ Chair scrapes ]
615
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,377
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
616
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,466
[ Groans ]
617
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,163
Oh. If you...
618
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,904
[ Sighs ]
619
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,471
No, no. Don't even try.
It's impossible.
620
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:56,951
Doesn't even matter
how strong you are.
621
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,300
There's just --
There's just no way.
622
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:04,175
How did you...
623
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,830
I want you to pick me up andhold me like a baby kangaroo.
624
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,971
[ Chuckles ]
625
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,408
That's pretty cool.
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