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- Direct dans 4 minutes.
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- Oui, pas de probleme.
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- Je suis a la regie.
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- Un choc au sommet ?
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Les bons sont partis. Y a plus
que des chevres sur le gazon !
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lls broutent !
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* IIs broutent Ia peIouse.
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* Et pas que de Ia peIouse,
Ies cons.
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- Ton pere est encore bourre.
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* - Merci Patrick.
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* JoeI Fuchs, ancien arbitre...
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- Ca va. Oh !
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Un cendar !
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- Pour moi...
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- Oh, ta gueule !
- Y a pas penalty.
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- Y avait penalty !
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J"ai jamais simule.
J"ai jamais simule !
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- Patrick, c"etait y a 10 ans !
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- Patrick, vous avez ete expulse
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* et vous avez rate
Ia finaIe.
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* - Ouais...
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* C'est pas Ie pIus grave.
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* Le pIus grave c'est...
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* Au Iieu de me mettre au vert
avec I'equipe,
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* je suis aIIe en boite.
Et j'ai rencontre ma femme.
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- Mais quelle ordure !
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- Ton carton jaune...
- M"approche pas.
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Va t"asseoir.
- ll a bousille ma vie.
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- Pourquoi ?
Ta femme simule aussi ?
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- Ah oui ?
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Brouhaha, cris
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- Securite !
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- Carton rouge !
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Clameurs de joie et applaudissements
Musique bretonne
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- Bravo, je suis fier de vous.
L"ile est fiere de vous.
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- OUl !
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- On est qualifies pour le 7e tour
de la Coupe de France.
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C"est un miracle !
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Cris de joie
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- On a bien merite une prime ?
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- Pourquoi ca ?
43
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- On est qualifies !
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(En breton)
Vive la Bretagne !
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Cris de joie
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- Mais... Oh !
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- Y a rien a acheter ici, voyons !
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- Ca c"est vrai !
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- Je paierai mes traites.
- L"electricite, le gaz.
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- Ma voiture.
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- Envoie 13 binouzes,
c"est pour moi.
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Cris de joie
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- PRESlDENT ! PRESlDENT !
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* - C'est sur Ie pIateau
de ''TeIefoot''
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* que Patrick Orbera s'en est pris
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* a I'arbitre...
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- Faut jamais trop payer
un footballeur,
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ca leur monte a la tete !
ll soupire.
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- T"as raison Titouan.
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Faut pas trop les payer.
- Non.
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lnaudible
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- Quoi ?
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- ll a dit quoi ?
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- Dans le bureau.
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- Oh mon Dieu !
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- On l"a trouve comme ca.
Y avait ca sur son bureau.
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- La Molenaise est
en redressement judiciaire ?
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Cris de mouettes
Musique triste
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- Combien pour sauver
la conserverie ?
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- 600 000 euros.
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- On est foutus.
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- Faudrait etre
le ""Petit Poucet"" de la coupe.
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- Continue, Le Pen.
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- Chaque annee, y a des amateurs
en Coupe de France :
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Calais, Carquefou,
Chambery...
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lmaginez si on se qualifie
pour les 32e. On tombe sur une D1.
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On joue a Brest.
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15 000 spectateurs,
une sacree recette, non ?
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- Faudrait passer encore
deux tours. Un miracle !
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Ah !
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- Je vois que
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vous n"avez toujours pas
de logement.
86
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Vous dormez ou, M. Orbera ?
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- Cette nuit au commissariat.
88
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- Je dors a l"hotel
ou chez des amis, ca depend...
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- De qui le ramene !
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- Mme le Juge, notez que
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M. Orbera a perdu son emploi
a la television,
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pour faute grave.
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- Comment pourrais-je accepter
votre requete, M. Orbera ?
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- Moi ce que je veux,
c"est continuer a voir ma fille.
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Je vais changer.
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- Je vous le souhaite M. Orbera.
Mais je veux des actes :
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un contrat de travail,
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un logement avec
une chambre pour Louise,
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et surtout que vous soigniez
votre alcoolisme.
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Sinon,
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vous perdez
votre droit de garde.
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- T"es contente ?
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- Oui. Eloigne-toi, j"ai
l"impression de respirer du Cognac.
104
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- T"as amene Louise ?
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- Elle va faire du shopping.
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- Papa !
- Comment ca va, cherie ?
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J"ai fait de la peinture,
c"est rien.
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- Moi aussi,
j"ai gache ta vie ?
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- Toi ? Toi, t"es la plus
belle chose qui me soit arrivee.
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- M. Orbera ?
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- La plus belle.
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J"arrive.
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- M. Orbera.
- Oui.
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- J"ai quelque chose pour vous.
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Un poste d"entraineur
dans un petit club.
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- Y a encore des gens
qui veulent m"engager ? Ou ?
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- Molene. Une petite ile
en Bretagne.
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ll soupire.
119
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- Je suis grille a ce point ?
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J"ai le choix ?
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Musique bretonne
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La musique s"arrete
brutalement.
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Petits grognements
Couinement de la peluche
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Oh putain, le trou !
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- Titouan Leguennec.
Allez, grimpez !
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On vous a dit pour le salaire ?
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- Ouais... Le Smic...
129
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C"est combien maintenant ?
3 000 ?
130
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2 000 ?
- 1 321 brut.
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- Ah quand meme !
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- Je peux vous payer ce mois-ci.
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Apres, je garantis rien.
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Le club est mourant.
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A moins que...
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Vous connaissez l"histoire
du ""Petit Poucet"" ?
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""Ya ya""
(Lee Dorsey)
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00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,125
- Bonjour a tous.
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Je comprends que vous vouliez
assister a l"entrainement,
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mais j"aimerais etre seul
avec les joueurs. Merci.
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- C"est nous, les joueurs.
- Ca se voit pas ?
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Brouhaha
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- On a une chance ?
- Aucune.
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- Oh !
- Et votre terrain est en pente.
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Comment etes-vous
alles si loin
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en Coupe de France ?
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00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:37,666
- La chance.
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- Oh putain, le cauchemar !
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- Je suis en contact
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avec un attaquant roumain.
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J"attends qu"il me rappelle.
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- C"est votre femme ?
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00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:03,192
- Non, c"est ma fille
et mon petit-fils.
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00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:11,076
N"y pensez meme pas ou je vous
renvoie sur le continent a la nage.
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- Bonjour.
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Anne.
Bienvenue a Molene.
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Musique douce
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00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,496
- C"est le bateau
de mon grand-pere.
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Un thonier construit en 1924.
ll est beau, non ?
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00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:28,715
ll grommelle.
165
00:10:31,891 --> 00:10:33,684
- Mais c"est Alcatraz ici ?
166
00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:36,679
- C"est pour vous empecher
167
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de vous arsouiller.
168
00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:39,601
- Quoi ?
- Je suis
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00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,143
votre traitement.
170
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,773
- Vous etes specialiste
en alcooliques ?
171
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- Non. Mais je suis breton.
172
00:10:48,658 --> 00:10:50,650
- Moi aussi,j'ai gache ta vie ?
173
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- Putain, Ie trou !
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00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:56,120
- Sinon, vous perdez
votre droit de garde.
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Biniou
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- Moi aussi, j"ai gache ta vie ?
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00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:09,799
Musique bretonne
Cacophonie
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ll respire fort.
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Cle dans la serrure
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00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,225
- Excusez-moi.
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00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:23,649
Je voulais juste vous delivrer.
C"est tellement ridicule.
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00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:26,859
- J"avais pas l"intention de sortir.
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00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,271
- Ca va ?
185
00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:35,575
- J"ai juste une petite crise de...
Une crise de panique.
186
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:42,367
- Quand mon mari allait pecher,
je venais ici.
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00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:45,126
Et je regardais les etoiles
pour me calmer.
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- Ou est votre mari ?
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- Disparu.
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En mer.
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L"ocean est cruel, alors
les marins se fient aux etoiles.
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Musique douce
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00:12:04,152 --> 00:12:05,231
Cle dans la serrure
195
00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:09,145
- J"avais oublie le tour de clef.
Debout, il est 7h.
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00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:11,279
Grincement
197
00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:13,033
Chants d"oiseaux
198
00:12:13,326 --> 00:12:19,699
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199
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,959
J"ai recu une photo
du Roumain.
200
00:12:22,753 --> 00:12:23,666
- Et alors ?
201
00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:25,421
- ll lui manque une jambe.
202
00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:27,336
- Oh !
ll soupire.
203
00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:30,878
J"ai reflechi cette nuit :
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00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:33,137
un joueur, c"est que dalle.
205
00:12:33,975 --> 00:12:35,598
Faut renforcer toute l"equipe.
206
00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,600
- Je suis pas Rockefeller.
207
00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:42,850
- Je peux rien vous garantir,
mais je peux tenter quelque chose.
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00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,226
Musique de western
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""Lady Marmelade""
(Patti Labelle)
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00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:53,483
- Eh !
212
00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:54,901
- Marandella ?
213
00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:57,244
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214
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:59,116
Marandella, il est ou ?
215
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:04,919
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216
00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:06,706
T"as vu Marandella ?
217
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:10,875
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218
00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,042
Oh, Marandella !
219
00:13:13,765 --> 00:13:17,428
- Orbera ?
Putain, ca fait dix piges !
220
00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:20,018
Eh, j"ai pas d"argent.
221
00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:22,352
- Je suis pas venu pour ca.
222
00:13:22,814 --> 00:13:24,643
- Je suis malade en bateau.
223
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,567
Je devrais venir 3 mois
224
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:29,268
sur une ile ?
- Tu viens dans le jacuzzi ?
225
00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:30,852
- Pense a arreter
226
00:13:31,156 --> 00:13:32,783
la coke et les putes.
227
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,398
- Pas ""pute"".
228
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:35,945
""Escort"".
- Pauvre con.
229
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ll rit.
- Marandella...
230
00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,321
T"as oublie ton match truque ?
231
00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:42,368
- Ouais...
- Et ta viree a Amsterdam
232
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avec 2 kg de beuh ?
233
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:45,962
Et l"Asie ?
- Ca va !
234
00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:48,924
- T"as oublie
que je t"ai sauve la vie ?
235
00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:53,257
Tu te souviens que je t"ai sauve
la vie, oui ou merde ?
236
00:13:53,555 --> 00:13:56,756
- Comment aurais-je pu savoir
qu"elle etait mineure ?
237
00:13:57,057 --> 00:13:58,802
Elle vient me voir,
238
00:13:59,101 --> 00:14:02,057
et elle me dit ""j"ai 32 ans"".
Quelle arnaque !
239
00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:04,098
C"est moi la victime ici.
240
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,142
- Non, Mme le Juge.
- Si, si.
241
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:07,984
- Je t'ai jamais Iaisse tomber.
242
00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:11,943
Devant les juges, la fede
ou ta mere. Tu risquais 5 ans.
243
00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,152
Je te demande 3 mois.
244
00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:18,234
- Ecoute-moi bien. J"ai fini
ma carriere au Boca Juniors.
245
00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:20,697
En Argentine.
J"aimerais finir sur cette image.
246
00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:24,664
J"ai pas envie de finir
avec des mineurs bretons.
247
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,336
- Je te propose
248
00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:28,622
un combat social, une gifle
249
00:14:28,924 --> 00:14:30,333
au foot capitaliste !
250
00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:33,543
Tu dois le faire pour ta dette,
251
00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:36,011
et ""por el pueblo"" !
252
00:14:38,182 --> 00:14:40,091
- J"ai jamais kiffe les cages.
253
00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:43,062
Je le fais,
en tant qu"avant-centre,
254
00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:45,023
et rien d"autre !
255
00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:51,768
- Ah putain !
256
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:53,943
Avant-centre ?
257
00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,318
- C"est au Milan AC
que ca a commence.
258
00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:03,910
Des que je marquais, les joueurs
couraient pour faire le moulon.
259
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,203
- Le moulon ?
- Oui, le moulon.
260
00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:10,418
Quand vous marquez,
ils courent tous pour vous ecraser.
261
00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:12,208
- On revient pas sur ca.
262
00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:13,540
- Oui, mais...
263
00:15:13,844 --> 00:15:15,752
- C"est une manifestation de joie.
264
00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:19,553
- Mais, j"avais pas envie
d"etouffer. J"angoissais. Je pouvais
265
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:22,341
plus marquer.
Berlusconi m"aimait pas.
266
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:26,263
Pour lui, j"etais un residu
de Zidane. Vous savez mon surnom ?
267
00:15:26,941 --> 00:15:27,687
- Non.
268
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:29,563
- Residane.
269
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:34,394
- ll va falloir accepter
que vous etiez un grand joueur.
270
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,277
- Vous avez pas peur de la mort ?
271
00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:39,404
La mort,
elle previent pas.
272
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,788
Elle frappe comme ca.
Comme un moustique
273
00:15:43,082 --> 00:15:44,540
qui vole comme ca...
274
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:45,614
ll l"imite.
275
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:48,835
ll croit que tout va bien.
La vie est belle.
276
00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:50,500
ll hurle.
277
00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:55,005
- M. Ziani,
278
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,341
Sonnerie
on est arrives
279
00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:58,836
en fin de seance.
280
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,299
- Deja ? On se voit demain ?
281
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,677
- Non, sauf si vous allez mal.
282
00:16:03,978 --> 00:16:05,936
- Mais, je vais tres tres mal.
283
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:09,764
Je passe mes journees
a jouer a la PlayStation.
284
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:13,732
A Fifa sur PS3, ils m"ont supprime.
Je suis meme plus virtuel.
285
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,526
ll grogne.
- M.Ziani.
286
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:17,940
Soyez raisonnable.
287
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,567
- Ryan, ta mere m"a dit
288
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,658
que t"etais la...
T"as l"air en forme.
289
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,451
- Ouais, enfin c"est...
290
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:28,700
C"est complique
en ce moment. Je...
291
00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:30,201
Ca va, toi ?
- Oui.
292
00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:32,960
- Moi, en fait, ca va pas du tout.
293
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,084
T"as vu,
Fifa m"a carrement...
294
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,550
- Finis pas sur un echec.
J"ai un club pour toi.
295
00:16:40,848 --> 00:16:41,630
- Pour moi ?
296
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:42,678
- Oui.
297
00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:44,764
- La Juve ?
298
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:47,060
- Le Barca ?
299
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:49,597
- Non. Molene, en Bretagne.
300
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:51,353
- En Grande-Bretagne ?
301
00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:52,566
- Petite Bretagne.
302
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,438
lls ne veulent que toi.
303
00:16:54,738 --> 00:16:56,979
Y a un poste d"entraineur
a la cle.
304
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,191
- lls sont fans de moi ?
- Oui.
305
00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:00,868
ll couine.
306
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,113
---
307
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,499
- Faut se vacciner ?
308
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,124
- Non.
309
00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:13,252
Musique gaie
310
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:16,465
---
311
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:18,039
- Bonjour M. N"Dogo.
312
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,337
- Bonjour.
- Scrabble jeudi ?
313
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,177
- Bien sur M. Fitoussi.
- Ma femme fera une tarte.
314
00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:26,347
Avec le ballon en chocolat dessus.
315
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:28,186
- Ah ! Avec plaisir.
316
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:32,224
- Un vrai petit retraite !
317
00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:33,854
- Orbera !
318
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:37,907
- C"est tranquille ici.
319
00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:41,650
- Tu m"etonnes. Tous mes voisins
sont en fin de vie.
320
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:42,948
- Weke N"Dogo !
321
00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:45,237
Viens ici tout de suite.
322
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,159
- Tout de suite, cherie.
323
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,699
- L"equipe a peu de chance
mais avec toi,
324
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,336
a l"arriere, y aura une defense.
- Fatou me tue si je rejoue.
325
00:17:53,632 --> 00:17:55,254
- Ton c?ur va pas mieux ?
326
00:17:55,548 --> 00:17:58,585
- Y a qu"une chance sur 500
de faire une attaque.
327
00:17:58,886 --> 00:17:59,585
- Ah !
328
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,679
Restez pas les pieds
dans l"eau !
329
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:02,968
Elle est froide.
330
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,593
- Elle est a 32 degres.
331
00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:06,386
- Eh ! Elle est froide !
332
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,393
- Elle est un peu fraiche.
333
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,731
J"ai besoin de toi.
334
00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:15,651
- Elle a meme interdit
le ballon aux enfants.
335
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,936
- Weke N"Dogo, sors de la piscine !
336
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:21,655
- Eh, Fatou.
337
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:23,148
Que penserais-tu,
338
00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:26,075
d"une thalasso en Bretagne
339
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,247
pour ton mari ?
- Tu trouves
340
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,786
qu"il a grossi ?
341
00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:32,453
- Ca m"a choque en le voyant.
342
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,297
Laisse-le-moi
quelques semaines
343
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,211
dans un bon centre
et je te jure...
344
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:38,705
Je le ramene avec
345
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,289
15 ans de moins.
346
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,384
- En Bretagne ?
347
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,962
- Oui, au grand air.
348
00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,262
- Sans ballon.
349
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,806
- Non !
350
00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:47,933
Des huitres.
351
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,936
C"est bon pour le c?ur.
352
00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:52,018
- T"es sur ?
353
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,974
- Attends, j"en reviens.
354
00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:01,571
- Hum...
355
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,285
Tu vas etre beau !
356
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,692
- T"es d"accord ?
357
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,657
Musique joyeuse
358
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,783
---
359
00:19:11,085 --> 00:19:13,920
- C"est pas un merdeux
qui va m"apprendre
360
00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:15,837
a me torcher les fesses.
361
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:17,873
C"est pour moi.
362
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:20,630
- Sauf la page 32. Tu leur dis ?
- Oui.
363
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,504
- Asseyez-vous, M. Reno.
- Merci.
364
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,219
David Leandri.
365
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,467
- Ouais.
366
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,057
- Vous etes un immense champion.
367
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,098
Je peux vous demander
368
00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:34,857
un autographe pour ma niece ?
369
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:37,733
- Euh ouais... Mais...
370
00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:41,066
La, c"est pas le footballeur,
c"est l"acteur.
371
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:42,528
Mais bon...
372
00:19:42,826 --> 00:19:44,106
Je vais signer.
373
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:46,533
Bizarre de se demander
des autographes
374
00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:48,653
entre acteurs.
375
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,666
- M. Leandri, c"est a vous.
376
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,040
- J"y suis.
377
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:59,126
En tout cas, bonne chance.
378
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,588
- Pas de panenka,
379
00:20:02,887 --> 00:20:03,587
Leandri.
380
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,424
Musique solennelle
381
00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:13,933
---
382
00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:15,976
* - J"imagine la pression
383
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,765
* qui pese sur Leandri.
* - Oui,
384
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,942
* s"il rate,
il condamne Madrid.
385
00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:23,563
* - Je pense
qu"il va tirer en force.
386
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,990
* - Ou un plat du pied a droite.
387
00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:28,611
Musique solennelle
388
00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:34,538
---
389
00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:40,756
Huees du public
* - Une panenka ! Pourquoi ?
390
00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:42,165
* Pourquoi ?
391
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:45,139
- Vous vouIez un verre d'eau ?
- C'est bon.
392
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,304
* Je me concentrais.
393
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:48,928
- On reprend.
* - Ouais.
394
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:51,893
* C'est pas un merdeux
qui va m'apprendre
395
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:53,810
* a me torcher Ies fesses.
396
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:54,887
- Calme, Gus.
397
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:56,767
ll souffle.
398
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,525
---
399
00:20:59,444 --> 00:21:00,642
Pablo au telephone.
400
00:21:00,945 --> 00:21:01,812
* - Je prends.
401
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,150
Je fais semblant ?
402
00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:07,190
* AIIo PabIo ?
403
00:21:07,493 --> 00:21:11,907
* Je suis occupe mais je suis
content de t'entendre, de te parIer.
404
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:15,084
* J'ai envie de sentir
ta bouche sur ma...
405
00:21:15,711 --> 00:21:17,620
- Un probleme avec le texte ?
406
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,208
* - Non super. Rien a redire.
407
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:24,339
* Si, quand meme .:
pourquoi iI est homo ?
408
00:21:26,263 --> 00:21:27,675
- C"est un probleme ?
409
00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:31,672
* - Non, mais y a cinq mentaIistes,
aIors pourquoi moi?
410
00:21:31,977 --> 00:21:33,685
- Une demande de la chaine.
411
00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:38,475
* - La scene d'amour de Ia page 32,
je Ia trouve trop moderne.
412
00:21:39,193 --> 00:21:41,564
* On peut reorganiser
Ia tactique ?
413
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:45,446
* Au Bayern,juste avant Ia treve,
on a perdu trois matchs.
414
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:49,027
* L'entraineur a fait
un reajustement tactique.
415
00:21:49,831 --> 00:21:52,321
On fait le double coupe-championnat.
416
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:56,953
Donc, c"est Gus qui se tape Anita
et Jean-Pierre se farcit Pablo.
417
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:00,043
Alors ?
418
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,537
- lls ont dit oui ?
419
00:22:02,841 --> 00:22:04,798
- ""On vous rappelle"". Bon signe.
420
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:06,885
Qu"est-ce que tu fais la ?
421
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:09,850
- J"ai besoin d"un buteur
pour mon equipe.
422
00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:12,265
- Laisse tomber,
je suis acteur.
423
00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:14,387
- Trois mois !
J"ai besoin de toi.
424
00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,395
- Comme tout le monde.
425
00:22:16,688 --> 00:22:17,886
Pardon.
426
00:22:18,982 --> 00:22:21,224
Appelle mon agent. La porte !
427
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:23,566
- Et merde.
428
00:22:24,197 --> 00:22:27,780
- ""Lors d"une soiree arrosee,
Shaheef Berda se bat
429
00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:29,950
""et envoie trois types
a l"hopital.""
430
00:22:30,244 --> 00:22:32,368
Musique rythmee
431
00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:38,166
---
432
00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:42,328
(En anglais) - Ramene ta fraise
apres-demain a 6h.
433
00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:45,714
La porte claque.
434
00:22:47,596 --> 00:22:48,840
- Orbera.
435
00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:52,010
(En anglais)
Qu"est-ce que tu fous a Manchester ?
436
00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:55,678
- Je cherche un milieu defensif.
""ln France"".
437
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:59,893
- ""Fuck la France !"" C"est fini,
je suis anglais maintenant.
438
00:23:00,191 --> 00:23:02,433
- Shaheef, t"as grandi a Sarcelles.
439
00:23:02,735 --> 00:23:04,527
(En anglais)
- Je comprends pas.
440
00:23:07,699 --> 00:23:08,612
C"est combien ?
441
00:23:08,907 --> 00:23:09,940
- 1 000 euros.
442
00:23:10,244 --> 00:23:12,652
- De l"heure ?
- Non, par mois.
443
00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:14,664
- ""Fuck you"" !
Tu me prends pour un gitan ?
444
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:15,822
- Attends.
445
00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:18,449
- ""Fuck you"" finit
une conversation, OK ?
446
00:23:22,089 --> 00:23:23,121
- Berda.
447
00:23:25,091 --> 00:23:26,965
(En anglais)
- Shaheef Berda !
448
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,672
C"est un genie !
449
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:29,967
(En anglais)
- Oui.
450
00:23:35,729 --> 00:23:37,555
Musique rythmee
451
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:39,480
- Stop.
Ah, le con !
452
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:47,865
---
453
00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:49,986
---
454
00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:51,564
ll a encore ses jambes...
455
00:23:53,495 --> 00:23:54,493
- Ouvre la porte.
456
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:55,737
- 3 mois avec moi.
457
00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:57,071
- Encule-toi !
458
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:57,789
Ouvre !
459
00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:58,700
- Tu viens ?
460
00:23:59,001 --> 00:23:59,997
- lls vont me tuer.
461
00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:02,118
- Tu viens ?
462
00:24:02,421 --> 00:24:03,000
- Ouvre !
463
00:24:03,299 --> 00:24:03,997
- Tu viens ?
464
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:05,877
- Ok, fils de pute.
465
00:24:06,176 --> 00:24:07,372
- Go, go ! Move !
466
00:24:07,677 --> 00:24:10,085
Musique rythmee
467
00:24:10,388 --> 00:24:27,103
---
468
00:24:27,406 --> 00:24:29,196
- Berda et Marandella
ensemble,
469
00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:31,947
c"est risque.
- Pourquoi ?
470
00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:36,704
- Marandella s"est tape la meuf
de Berda. ll lui en veut a mort.
471
00:24:37,124 --> 00:24:38,072
Sirene du bateau
472
00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:41,459
- On arrive. lls sont tous la,
tenez-vous bien.
473
00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:45,798
Musique rythmee
474
00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:49,210
- Les voila !
lls arrivent, ils arrivent !
475
00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,841
Brouhaha anime
476
00:24:52,138 --> 00:24:55,887
---
477
00:24:56,185 --> 00:24:57,382
- Allez, on y va !
478
00:24:59,229 --> 00:25:02,314
Musique bretonne
479
00:25:02,607 --> 00:25:05,099
Applaudissements
480
00:25:05,402 --> 00:25:11,191
---
---
481
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,199
- J"aime pas Marandella,
482
00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:14,573
c"est un vendu.
483
00:25:14,871 --> 00:25:17,029
- N"Dogo a l"air en pleine forme.
484
00:25:17,332 --> 00:25:19,490
- ll avait pas
des soucis cardiaques ?
485
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:21,119
- Shaheef Berda,
le ""baron rouge"".
486
00:25:21,418 --> 00:25:24,169
- Pourquoi ce surnom ?
- A cause des cartons.
487
00:25:24,462 --> 00:25:25,494
- Quel bel homme.
488
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:27,459
- Ziani a Molene !
489
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,672
J"y crois pas.
490
00:25:29,969 --> 00:25:32,210
* - Bienvenue. Merci de venir
491
00:25:32,513 --> 00:25:35,467
* nous aider
et soutenir notre equipe...
492
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:36,596
* et I'iIe !
493
00:25:36,893 --> 00:25:38,435
- Ca fait chaud au c?ur !
494
00:25:38,728 --> 00:25:41,053
* - Si notre conserverie
a une chance
495
00:25:41,355 --> 00:25:43,928
* de survie,
eIIe est entre vos mains.
496
00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:46,641
* Le viIIage entier vous saIue.
497
00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:50,321
""Little darling""
(The Diamonds)
498
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,490
- Ziani, t"es notre sauveur.
499
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:56,115
---
500
00:25:56,411 --> 00:25:57,407
- Et ma caisse ?
501
00:25:57,704 --> 00:26:07,753
---
502
00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:10,966
Vrombissement du moteur, klaxon
503
00:26:12,553 --> 00:26:14,296
- Une saucisse ?
- Non.
504
00:26:14,596 --> 00:26:16,174
- Pour mon fils, Loic.
505
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:21,896
---
506
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,304
- Voila la chambre.
507
00:26:23,608 --> 00:26:26,392
Je vous laisse choisir votre lit.
508
00:26:28,028 --> 00:26:30,187
- On dirait le centre de formation.
509
00:26:31,572 --> 00:26:32,901
- Pas de PlayStation ?
510
00:26:33,616 --> 00:26:34,282
- De quoi ?
511
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:36,403
- Ca te fera des vacances.
512
00:26:36,704 --> 00:26:37,617
ll gemit.
513
00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:39,700
- C"est quoi, ca ?
514
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:40,827
- Pas de reseau ?
515
00:26:41,124 --> 00:26:42,073
- Ah non.
516
00:26:43,627 --> 00:26:44,622
ll couine.
517
00:26:44,919 --> 00:26:46,828
---
518
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:47,710
Mais...
519
00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:49,832
- C"est pas grave. Attends.
520
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,760
Regarde, y a un jeu, regarde.
T"as vu ?
521
00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:55,721
Regarde, y a un jeu.
522
00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,472
- Vous avez la Wi-Fi ?
523
00:26:58,307 --> 00:26:59,423
Rassurez-moi :
524
00:26:59,726 --> 00:27:02,300
l"ile, elle est bien en haut-debit ?
525
00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:04,513
- Oui, ca coule fort !
526
00:27:05,399 --> 00:27:06,347
Eau chaude.
527
00:27:06,983 --> 00:27:08,097
Eau froide.
528
00:27:10,071 --> 00:27:11,350
Choc voiture/mouette
529
00:27:12,657 --> 00:27:15,860
- Oh putain ! Je me suis pris
une mouette, bordel !
530
00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:19,275
1 min 50 le tour de l"ile.
C"est quoi, ce caillou?
531
00:27:19,581 --> 00:27:20,245
- Bah...
532
00:27:20,956 --> 00:27:22,697
- T"es le President ?
- Oui.
533
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,329
- Note de frais.
534
00:27:26,421 --> 00:27:29,336
- Des chips ?
ll se fout de ma gueule, lui.
535
00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:31,834
""Last night""
(The Mar Keys)
536
00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:33,628
- On force pas.
537
00:27:33,928 --> 00:27:35,919
Voila, du souffle.
538
00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:37,715
Allez-y doucement.
539
00:27:38,014 --> 00:27:40,090
- Super.
- Le Pen, arrete tes photos
540
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:41,471
a la con !
541
00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:45,224
- Putain,
J"ai pas de patate.
542
00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:46,057
- Deux tours.
543
00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:48,018
- Deux tours de quoi ?
544
00:27:49,652 --> 00:27:51,560
- Allez, c"est pas des abdos
545
00:27:51,863 --> 00:27:54,104
que vous avez,
c"est du kouign-amann.
546
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:55,861
Neuf...
547
00:27:56,993 --> 00:27:58,107
Dix.
Cinq derniers.
548
00:27:58,411 --> 00:27:59,905
On s"accroche.
- A quoi ?
549
00:28:00,205 --> 00:28:01,403
- Ca te fait chier
550
00:28:01,707 --> 00:28:04,327
de jouer avec des Noirs.
- Non, pourquoi ?
551
00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:06,323
- C"est ton vrai nom, Le Pen ?
552
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,163
- C"est un diminutif.
553
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,752
- De quoi ?
554
00:28:11,549 --> 00:28:12,413
- Le Penis.
555
00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:14,498
ll rit.
556
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:17,637
- Doucement, Weke.
557
00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:20,219
- C"est pas ici
qu"on va me faire chier.
558
00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:23,186
- 135 pulsations minute,
je suis nickel.
559
00:28:23,478 --> 00:28:24,473
- Bon ca va.
560
00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:26,385
- Oh putain.
561
00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:27,804
- Allez les gars,
562
00:28:28,109 --> 00:28:29,387
on accelere.
563
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,101
- Oh la vache. Oh oui !
564
00:28:31,401 --> 00:28:33,478
Pardon, je peux pas m"arreter.
565
00:28:34,406 --> 00:28:36,980
- lls sont trop vieux.
- C"est Rocky 9.
566
00:28:54,842 --> 00:28:56,088
- Le Pen,
567
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:59,719
vous etes partenaires,
mets-toi ca dans le crane.
568
00:29:00,015 --> 00:29:02,007
Cris
- Oh putain !
569
00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:05,394
- C"est quoi ca, Debec ?
ll gemit de douleur.
570
00:29:05,687 --> 00:29:06,967
- Bien. A l"ecossaise,
571
00:29:07,273 --> 00:29:08,896
y a que ca de vrai.
- Merci.
572
00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:10,351
- Merci ?
573
00:29:10,651 --> 00:29:11,314
C"est quoi
574
00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:12,689
ce coup de merde ?
575
00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:14,185
- Quel coup de merde ?
576
00:29:14,489 --> 00:29:17,157
Toujours a fond,
ou tu seras comme Ziani.
577
00:29:17,449 --> 00:29:20,367
Regarde, il a rien
dans le froc ce clown.
578
00:29:20,661 --> 00:29:21,739
- T"es un connard.
579
00:29:22,037 --> 00:29:22,738
Tu la vois ?
580
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:23,739
- La main de Dieu ?
581
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,614
Brouhaha
582
00:29:26,918 --> 00:29:28,412
- On a match demain.
583
00:29:28,712 --> 00:29:30,537
- Je prefere la taule a ces cons.
584
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,037
- Quels cons ?
585
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,749
- Te mele pas de ca.
586
00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:35,377
- Je veux un bateau.
587
00:29:36,469 --> 00:29:38,091
- Quel beau spectacle !
588
00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:40,629
- Je me casse. Bretons a la con.
589
00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:41,880
- Je t"emmerde.
590
00:29:43,601 --> 00:29:45,806
- Non, on baisse pas les bras.
591
00:29:46,103 --> 00:29:48,725
Je vous demande de rester
et de jouer
592
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:50,268
pour cette ile.
593
00:29:51,149 --> 00:29:54,234
Regardez-moi, on sait
que je bois. Je suis alcoolique.
594
00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:59,030
J"ai perdu mon amour-propre
et ma credibilite.
595
00:30:02,494 --> 00:30:04,204
On l"avait tous, ce reve.
596
00:30:05,331 --> 00:30:07,904
Jouer... Jouer au ballon.
597
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,450
Ziani.
598
00:30:11,756 --> 00:30:13,546
Tu voulais quoi a 10 ans ?
599
00:30:14,593 --> 00:30:18,005
Et toi, Marandella ?
Tu revais a quoi, gamin ?
600
00:30:19,553 --> 00:30:20,799
Et toi Berda ?
601
00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:22,591
Tu preferais les voitures ?
602
00:30:24,308 --> 00:30:26,016
Et vous, relevez la tete.
603
00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:29,767
Je veux de la fierte dans vos yeux
604
00:30:30,064 --> 00:30:31,144
de supporters.
605
00:30:32,651 --> 00:30:36,730
Chacun ici a quelque chose
a ne pas perdre, ou a retrouver.
606
00:30:41,785 --> 00:30:46,032
Je sais, c"est pas gagne.
Meme si on echoue avec le ballon,
607
00:30:47,916 --> 00:30:50,371
on gagnera en estime
de nous-memes.
608
00:30:50,752 --> 00:30:51,869
Et ca... Ca...
609
00:30:53,171 --> 00:30:54,452
Ca n"a pas de prix.
610
00:30:59,718 --> 00:31:01,628
Musique enthousiasmante
611
00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:04,421
- La victoire, c"est demain !
612
00:31:06,477 --> 00:31:07,936
- C"est quoi ce logo ?
613
00:31:08,229 --> 00:31:10,056
- C"est pour ""el pueblo"".
614
00:31:10,606 --> 00:31:13,274
- Je croyais que c"etait fini.
C"est bon !
615
00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:16,273
Ca sent quoi ?
616
00:31:16,569 --> 00:31:16,985
- La maree.
617
00:31:17,278 --> 00:31:20,778
- C"est mon slip porte-bonheur
de l"equipe de France cadet.
618
00:31:21,076 --> 00:31:21,939
- Orbera !
619
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:23,572
Ouvre une fenetre.
620
00:31:23,869 --> 00:31:24,569
- Berda ?
621
00:31:24,871 --> 00:31:25,783
- ll fait laver
622
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,946
sa voiture.
623
00:31:27,248 --> 00:31:29,538
- C"est comme a l"entrainement :
624
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:31,578
Deux blocs. Pour le gardien...
625
00:31:33,337 --> 00:31:34,961
ll ronfle.
626
00:31:35,254 --> 00:31:37,497
- ll est sorti en mer cette nuit.
627
00:31:37,801 --> 00:31:39,177
De toute facon,
628
00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:42,302
c"est Marandella le gardien ?
- Ah non !
629
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,889
Fini les cages pour moi.
Le Samuel Eto"o blanc. Hop lucarne.
630
00:31:47,184 --> 00:31:49,056
- Vous avez bu ou quoi ?
- Non.
631
00:31:49,352 --> 00:31:51,180
C"est un choix tactique.
632
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:56,107
Desole de t"interrompre,
mais on joue dans 5 minutes.
633
00:31:57,152 --> 00:31:59,062
Musique gaie
634
00:31:59,362 --> 00:32:01,771
---
635
00:32:02,074 --> 00:32:03,485
Eternuement
636
00:32:03,784 --> 00:32:05,693
Cris d"encouragement
637
00:32:05,994 --> 00:32:07,739
- C"est pas Liverpool,
638
00:32:08,038 --> 00:32:10,078
mais ca fait du bruit,
hein Le Pen ?
639
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:11,492
- Yes sir.
640
00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:14,458
- J"ai l"impression d"etre le Che
641
00:32:14,755 --> 00:32:16,463
dans une reunion CGT.
642
00:32:16,966 --> 00:32:18,340
Encouragements
643
00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:25,004
---
644
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,463
- En place.
645
00:32:28,268 --> 00:32:30,177
- Sinon,
viens a la mi-temps ?
646
00:32:30,478 --> 00:32:32,021
- Ferme ta gueule !
647
00:32:32,313 --> 00:32:34,804
- Oh, cool les gars.
- Bravo ! Bravo !
648
00:32:35,108 --> 00:32:39,152
- Tu sais que c"est scoumoune
de rentrer a 10 sur le terrain ?
649
00:32:41,530 --> 00:32:43,820
- Ca pue le moisi.
C"est quoi ca ?
650
00:32:44,909 --> 00:32:45,609
- Ah oui ?
651
00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:49,077
Encouragements des supporters
652
00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:50,743
---
653
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,907
ll siffle.
654
00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:53,953
- Les gars,
comme en 98 !
655
00:32:54,253 --> 00:32:57,088
Musique rythmee et comique
656
00:32:57,380 --> 00:33:00,336
---
657
00:33:00,635 --> 00:33:01,249
- Reviens, la !
658
00:33:01,551 --> 00:33:02,549
Maintenant.
659
00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:04,635
---
660
00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:06,339
- Putain !
661
00:33:06,724 --> 00:33:15,265
---
662
00:33:15,565 --> 00:33:16,063
Ouais !
663
00:33:16,357 --> 00:33:23,073
---
664
00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:23,733
ll crie.
665
00:33:24,032 --> 00:33:24,697
Marandella !
666
00:33:24,992 --> 00:33:25,774
Merde !
667
00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:26,950
- A ca !
668
00:33:27,245 --> 00:33:27,945
- Trou du cul !
669
00:33:28,244 --> 00:33:28,944
- Pourquoi
670
00:33:29,247 --> 00:33:31,654
il est devant ?
- Choix tactique !
671
00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,581
Musique rythmee
672
00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:38,089
---
673
00:33:38,381 --> 00:33:39,330
- Bloquez-le !
674
00:33:39,632 --> 00:33:40,912
Allez, allez !
675
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:42,794
- Pousse !
676
00:33:44,637 --> 00:33:45,467
Cris
- Putain !
677
00:33:45,764 --> 00:33:46,593
- Bravo.
678
00:33:48,016 --> 00:33:49,260
- Putain, contre.
679
00:33:49,558 --> 00:33:51,550
Musique rythmee
680
00:33:51,852 --> 00:34:01,320
---
681
00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:02,311
Ouais...
682
00:34:02,613 --> 00:34:06,147
---
683
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:07,739
- Elle est ou ?
684
00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:09,412
- Putain Marandella !
685
00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:11,491
- Mais il est con, lui.
686
00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:13,664
- Tu vas toutes les rater ?
687
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:17,162
- Y avait un faux-rebond,
y avait une motte !
688
00:34:17,461 --> 00:34:21,246
- Une motte ! Ca m"aurait fait
du bien de faire une passe decisive.
689
00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:23,210
Musique rythmee
690
00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:26,677
---
691
00:34:26,972 --> 00:34:28,004
Encouragements
692
00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:29,137
- Mais passe !
693
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:36,645
Musique dramatique
694
00:34:36,938 --> 00:34:47,237
---
695
00:34:49,202 --> 00:34:50,365
- Putain les gars !
696
00:34:50,662 --> 00:34:51,861
Sifflets
697
00:34:52,164 --> 00:34:53,159
- Y a une motte ?
698
00:34:56,209 --> 00:34:57,290
- Vous etes pas
699
00:34:57,585 --> 00:34:58,332
en jambes.
700
00:34:58,628 --> 00:34:59,625
Autre tactique.
701
00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:01,879
On defend :
tous a l"arriere,
702
00:35:02,174 --> 00:35:04,629
et on joue la contre-attaque.
703
00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:05,627
On envoie
704
00:35:05,927 --> 00:35:08,252
la balle a... Marandella.
705
00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:10,638
- Pourquoi cet air de degout ?
706
00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:13,009
- Coach ?
- Quoi ?
707
00:35:13,352 --> 00:35:15,309
- Tu crois qu"on va perdre ?
708
00:35:15,604 --> 00:35:17,147
- C"est la premiere mi-temps.
709
00:35:18,193 --> 00:35:18,642
En piste.
710
00:35:18,941 --> 00:35:19,523
- Allez !
711
00:35:19,816 --> 00:35:20,433
- On arrache.
712
00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:21,564
- Et ton c?ur ?
713
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:23,438
- Bien, et toi ?
- Ca va.
714
00:35:23,737 --> 00:35:26,442
Musique conquerante
715
00:35:27,033 --> 00:35:31,445
Le 10, c"est le danger numero 1.
Alors pas de tacle au genou, hein ?
716
00:35:31,745 --> 00:35:33,322
- Ok Coach.
- Allez.
717
00:35:33,622 --> 00:35:37,323
""Don"t you just know it""
(Huey ""Piano"" Smith)
718
00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:39,418
---
719
00:35:39,712 --> 00:35:41,503
Monte de l"autre cote !
720
00:35:41,797 --> 00:35:46,459
---
721
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,590
- OH PUTAlN !
722
00:35:47,886 --> 00:35:50,176
- Marandella ! Bordel de merde !
723
00:35:50,474 --> 00:35:51,967
---
724
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,346
- Et papy, tes jambes
725
00:35:53,644 --> 00:35:54,224
sont ou ?
726
00:35:54,518 --> 00:35:55,301
- Dans ton cul.
727
00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:58,640
""Don"t you just know it""
(Huey ""Piano"" Smith)
728
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,814
- On repart par les ailes.
729
00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:04,976
---
730
00:36:05,279 --> 00:36:06,273
- Voila !
731
00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:11,864
---
732
00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:12,908
ll grogne.
733
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,529
Coup de sifflet, cri de douleur
734
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:18,824
ll gemit.
735
00:36:19,126 --> 00:36:21,084
- Voila mes jambes.
ll siffle.
736
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,252
Mets pas un rouge
ou je dis bonne nuit a ta famille.
737
00:36:24,551 --> 00:36:26,258
- Non, putain Berda,
ecrase.
738
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:30,922
""Dont you just know it""
(Huey ""Piano"" Smith)
739
00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:42,019
---
740
00:36:42,319 --> 00:36:43,692
- Allez, les gars !
741
00:36:43,985 --> 00:36:46,477
Plus que 2 minutes de match.
2 minutes.
742
00:36:46,781 --> 00:36:49,485
---
743
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:52,363
- MOLENE ! MOLENE !
744
00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:54,570
- Remonte, putain. Remontez.
745
00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:59,368
---
746
00:36:59,669 --> 00:37:01,245
- Vas-y, Le Pen !
- Allez !
747
00:37:01,545 --> 00:37:03,834
---
748
00:37:04,131 --> 00:37:06,836
Huees du public
749
00:37:07,134 --> 00:37:07,631
- Oh !
750
00:37:08,802 --> 00:37:09,583
ll siffle.
751
00:37:09,886 --> 00:37:11,465
Notre derniere chance.
752
00:37:11,764 --> 00:37:14,137
Bips de chronometre
753
00:37:15,644 --> 00:37:16,887
Musique comique
754
00:37:17,186 --> 00:37:24,398
---
755
00:37:24,694 --> 00:37:25,725
- Allez, degage.
756
00:37:26,027 --> 00:37:27,440
- Non mais... Je...
757
00:37:27,739 --> 00:37:29,731
Je mettais pour qui veut bien.
758
00:37:30,532 --> 00:37:31,362
- Degage.
759
00:37:35,871 --> 00:37:37,069
Claquement de mains
760
00:37:37,374 --> 00:37:38,701
---
761
00:37:40,877 --> 00:37:42,786
---
762
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,539
---
763
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,502
- Tire-le, tu m"enerves.
764
00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:49,549
- Decidez-vous.
765
00:37:49,844 --> 00:37:50,709
- Tu veux...
766
00:37:51,012 --> 00:37:51,511
- Tire !
767
00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:53,513
Musique de suspense
768
00:37:53,808 --> 00:37:55,514
---
769
00:37:55,809 --> 00:37:58,726
- Vas-y Ziani. Assure.
Balle de match.
770
00:37:59,395 --> 00:38:09,646
---
771
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,271
Cris
772
00:38:11,575 --> 00:38:12,405
- Ouais.
773
00:38:12,702 --> 00:38:15,107
---
774
00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:16,943
ll couine.
775
00:38:17,246 --> 00:38:19,037
- On va y arriver.
- Bravo.
776
00:38:20,041 --> 00:38:22,415
- Non, pas le moulon.
Pas le moulon !
777
00:38:22,711 --> 00:38:25,961
Musique bretonne rythmee
Cris de joie
778
00:38:26,256 --> 00:38:34,050
---
---
779
00:38:34,348 --> 00:38:36,139
- ON A GAGNE !
780
00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:38,889
---
---
781
00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:41,142
ll siffle.
782
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:47,275
* - AIIez MoIene! AIIez MoIene !
783
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,531
Coup de sifflet final
784
00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:57,703
- Et ta jambon-fromage ?
785
00:38:58,330 --> 00:38:59,361
- Sans fromage.
786
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,079
- Soiree crepe, sacree victoire.
787
00:39:02,377 --> 00:39:03,704
- Pas de meufs,
788
00:39:04,002 --> 00:39:05,911
pas d"lnternet, pas de boite.
789
00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:09,167
- Le plus dur, c"est la PlayStation.
790
00:39:10,425 --> 00:39:11,836
- Pas de room-service.
791
00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:13,084
- PlayStation...
792
00:39:13,388 --> 00:39:14,632
Avec 2 jeux...
793
00:39:14,930 --> 00:39:15,926
- Ok, on arrete.
794
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:18,882
- Ryan.
795
00:39:19,268 --> 00:39:20,845
J"ai trouve une PlayStation.
796
00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:22,426
ll couine.
797
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,813
---
798
00:39:26,776 --> 00:39:27,356
- Eh ben !
799
00:39:27,652 --> 00:39:28,896
- ll est content.
800
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,310
C"etait a mon fils.
801
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,027
- Merci.
802
00:39:38,830 --> 00:39:39,696
C"est perime.
803
00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:41,696
ll pouffe.
804
00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:42,780
Rires
805
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,325
---
806
00:39:46,797 --> 00:39:49,003
""lt"s party time""!
ll rit.
807
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,587
""Daddy Cool""
(Boney M.)
808
00:39:51,886 --> 00:40:37,595
---
809
00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:56,904
ll renifle.
810
00:40:57,953 --> 00:40:59,694
- Ca va, docteur,
j"ai rien bu.
811
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:03,535
ll souffle.
812
00:41:17,929 --> 00:41:20,338
Musique douce
813
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:34,604
---
814
00:41:34,905 --> 00:41:36,317
Une porte se ferme.
815
00:41:36,615 --> 00:41:40,401
---
816
00:41:40,703 --> 00:41:41,734
* Et Ie Iapin
817
00:41:42,037 --> 00:41:46,415
* dit au revoir a Ia tortue.
II rentre chez Iui et se couche.
818
00:41:47,044 --> 00:41:50,328
* La tortue, eIIe,
se repIie dans sa carapace.
819
00:41:51,049 --> 00:41:53,454
* Et dedans, iI y a un petit Iit.
820
00:41:53,757 --> 00:41:57,672
* Toi aussi, ferme tes joIis yeux
et fais de beaux reves.
821
00:41:57,969 --> 00:41:59,346
* Eteins ta Iumiere.
822
00:42:00,223 --> 00:42:03,011
Eteins.
Oui, moi aussi, je t"aime.
823
00:42:08,231 --> 00:42:09,429
ll soupire.
824
00:42:12,944 --> 00:42:15,353
* Melodie de jeu video
825
00:42:15,656 --> 00:42:20,531
ll fait des bruitages de jeux video.
826
00:42:20,827 --> 00:42:22,619
- Ferme-la, ta gueule !
827
00:42:22,996 --> 00:42:24,656
- Oh yeah !
828
00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:26,535
- Viens, on se casse d"ici.
829
00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:28,501
Y a peut-etre des meufs.
830
00:42:28,794 --> 00:42:30,204
- Tu viens pas, Fatou.
831
00:42:30,670 --> 00:42:33,755
Non, c"est a cause
du programme, il est strict.
832
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:37,002
Je te laisse : je vais
dans un bain de boue.
833
00:42:37,302 --> 00:42:40,422
J"y suis rentre.
C"est a cause de la boue.
834
00:42:41,222 --> 00:42:44,223
- Viens, on rentre a Paris
chiner des meufs.
835
00:42:45,061 --> 00:42:47,016
- T"es toujours la meme salope.
836
00:42:47,312 --> 00:42:50,348
- Je prefere etre
une salope qu"un cocu !
837
00:42:50,858 --> 00:42:52,685
ll crie.
838
00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:54,099
Sonnette de velo
839
00:42:54,402 --> 00:42:55,435
- Bonjour.
840
00:42:58,907 --> 00:43:00,781
- Vos cheveux sont sublimes.
841
00:43:01,076 --> 00:43:02,701
- Et ce grain de peau !
842
00:43:03,411 --> 00:43:05,783
- Y a pas un probleme de gonflette ?
843
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,535
Passez la 2e, ce sera
plus facile pour vos cuisses.
844
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,330
- Orbera, vos joueurs
845
00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,289
manquent de motivation.
846
00:43:13,589 --> 00:43:16,543
- Oui, ils sont habitues
a faire la fete,
847
00:43:16,842 --> 00:43:18,633
a rencontrer des filles.
848
00:43:19,093 --> 00:43:21,002
C"est le desert de Gobi ici.
849
00:43:21,471 --> 00:43:23,013
- Vous transpirez pas.
850
00:43:23,306 --> 00:43:24,053
- Mais ?
851
00:43:24,767 --> 00:43:26,095
Ma fille avec eux ?
852
00:43:27,227 --> 00:43:28,935
- Ok, il faut agir.
853
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:31,936
Musique latine
854
00:43:32,232 --> 00:43:38,023
---
855
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,567
- lls aiment quel genre ?
856
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,784
- Le genre
3 000 euros la nuit.
857
00:43:44,746 --> 00:43:48,078
- Elles font quoi pour 3 000 euros ?
- Je te reconnais, toi.
858
00:43:48,374 --> 00:43:50,035
J"ai adore
ce que t"as fait a la TV.
859
00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:52,707
Si je pouvais eclater
la gueule
860
00:43:53,004 --> 00:43:54,629
a mon patron,
je le ferais.
861
00:43:55,047 --> 00:43:56,541
- On va etre directs.
862
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,633
Tu voudrais etre serveuse
863
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,836
avec des extras... sportifs ?
864
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,589
- Au moins c"est direct.
865
00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:04,838
Pour qui ?
866
00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:05,972
- Regarde.
867
00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,678
- Les 1 1 ? T"es dingue,
tu m"as pris pour le ballon ?
868
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,981
- Attendez, vous etes pas
obligee de coucher.
869
00:44:14,275 --> 00:44:16,315
- Je te rassure, je couche pas.
870
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,311
Faut faire quoi ?
871
00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,606
- ll faut juste les seduire,
872
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:24,483
et les faire patienter
873
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,328
jusqu"a la qualification.
874
00:44:28,372 --> 00:44:29,868
- Allez.
Elle rit.
875
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:31,708
- On va rater le ferry.
876
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,496
Rires
877
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:35,626
- On tient !
878
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:40,049
Allez on transpire,
Coetdic, c"est du lourd.
879
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,676
- A 8 ans, un grand m"a vole
mes rollers, il faisait peur,
880
00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:45,551
il ressemblait a Mitterrand.
881
00:44:45,848 --> 00:44:47,971
- Ryan.
- Y a pas un psy par ici ?
882
00:44:48,267 --> 00:44:50,094
- Non. Va chercher un ballon.
883
00:44:50,395 --> 00:44:53,018
- Tu sais qui c"est, Mitterrand ?
- Bah oui.
884
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:54,145
ll fait peur, non ?
885
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,101
- Fais croire
que tu joues le ballon.
886
00:44:56,401 --> 00:44:57,433
- Et si je lui pete
un genou ?
887
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,694
- Pas grave,
tant que c"est bien fait.
888
00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,648
Cris sur le terrain
889
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:02,898
- Eh ! Floria !
890
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,157
""Just a dream""
(Jimmy Clanton)
891
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:06,615
Elle les hele.
892
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,154
Sifflets
893
00:45:10,331 --> 00:45:11,792
- C"est quoi ?
894
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,162
- La nouvelle serveuse.
895
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:15,872
Exclamations sexy
896
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:21,796
---
---
897
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,293
(Langoureux)
- Ouh ouh !
898
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,885
---
899
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,938
* Melodie de jeu video
900
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,226
- T"as eu raison.
901
00:45:34,522 --> 00:45:36,764
- Oui.
- Faut pas se laisser faire.
902
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,394
Y a trop d"exploitation.
- Ca la tue.
903
00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:40,609
- Attends.
904
00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:44,070
""Meme les morts
ne peuvent reposer en paix
905
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,026
""dans un pays opprime"".
906
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,817
Fidel Castro.
907
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,533
- Tu sais quoi ?
- Non.
908
00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:50,826
- Essuie ton nez.
909
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,696
- T"as entrainement
910
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,032
toi demain ?
911
00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:55,576
- Oui.
912
00:45:59,048 --> 00:45:59,584
- Et toi,
913
00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,210
va te coucher.
914
00:46:02,386 --> 00:46:05,588
- Je voulais finir. Atari,
c"est mieux que la PlayStation.
915
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:10,218
T"as vu comment les joueurs courent,
c"est n"importe quoi !
916
00:46:10,728 --> 00:46:14,511
Musique comique
917
00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:16,097
Contents,
918
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:17,180
ils font ca.
919
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:21,653
---
920
00:46:22,072 --> 00:46:23,234
Elle souffle.
921
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,855
L"arbitre,
pour les engueuler, il fait...
922
00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:28,785
Je peux continuer ?
923
00:46:29,997 --> 00:46:33,246
- ll nous manque un buteur.
ll nous faut Leandri.
924
00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:38,126
Et Marandella doit retourner
dans les cages.
925
00:46:38,422 --> 00:46:42,253
- Mais Leandri veut faire l"acteur
et Marandella est tetu.
926
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:43,167
- Bah,
927
00:46:43,469 --> 00:46:45,045
faites un plan.
928
00:46:45,345 --> 00:46:46,805
- Je vais en faire un.
929
00:46:54,439 --> 00:46:55,684
Une porte s"ouvre.
930
00:46:58,442 --> 00:47:00,185
- Tout le monde est pret ?
931
00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:02,520
- Marandella refuse de venir.
932
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:03,567
- Merde.
933
00:47:04,783 --> 00:47:06,609
- Ca y est, on est pares.
934
00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:08,367
Tiens, deux chacun.
935
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,989
Chuchotements
936
00:47:12,623 --> 00:47:14,829
- Y a quelque chose
qui se trame ?
937
00:47:15,126 --> 00:47:16,536
- Non...
938
00:47:16,835 --> 00:47:17,998
T"occupe, Ryan.
939
00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:20,459
- Deux chacun.
940
00:47:23,427 --> 00:47:26,047
- ""Mercalm"" ?
C"est pour calmer ma mere ?
941
00:47:26,514 --> 00:47:29,512
- Marandella !
On va a Brest voir les filles.
942
00:47:31,143 --> 00:47:32,516
- Et une omelette.
943
00:47:32,810 --> 00:47:34,682
- Je vais crever.
- Y a rien
944
00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:35,928
de pire, hein ?
945
00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,856
- Ramene-moi a la maison.
946
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:39,228
- A une condition.
947
00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:41,067
- A quelle condition ?
948
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,476
- Tu fais goal.
949
00:47:42,778 --> 00:47:46,112
Rires
950
00:47:46,408 --> 00:47:49,193
- Pas dans les cages.
- Encore 5 heures de peche.
951
00:47:49,494 --> 00:47:51,035
- Oh putain.
952
00:47:51,746 --> 00:47:52,826
- ll tiendra pas.
953
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,322
- Attention.
954
00:47:59,044 --> 00:47:59,911
- Waouh !
955
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,208
- Arrete ! Non !
956
00:48:01,673 --> 00:48:03,880
Rires
957
00:48:04,176 --> 00:48:06,134
- C"est comme les sushis.
958
00:48:06,429 --> 00:48:10,758
- J"y vais dans vos cages.
J"y vais dans les cages mais arrete.
959
00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:12,552
ll pleure.
960
00:48:13,269 --> 00:48:15,806
- ll aurait du
se refaire le nez, Cyrano.
961
00:48:16,521 --> 00:48:17,801
Moliere, ca y va.
962
00:48:18,107 --> 00:48:20,145
- C"est Edmond Rostand, cheri.
963
00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:22,648
- Edmond Rostand. Y a du texte
964
00:48:22,944 --> 00:48:23,773
a apprendre.
965
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:25,647
- Tous les grands y passent.
966
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,278
- Tom Cruise fait pas de theatre.
967
00:48:28,783 --> 00:48:31,108
- Tu vas gagner
en credibilite dans le metier.
968
00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:35,203
- Qui est le metteur en scene ?
969
00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:36,536
- Leguennec.
970
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,660
Cris de mouette
971
00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:40,584
- Et le tirage au sort ?
972
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,078
- On joue bien Coetdic,
mais a domicile.
973
00:48:43,381 --> 00:48:44,923
- Bien, vu que la tribune
974
00:48:45,216 --> 00:48:48,504
sera vide a cause d"un sot
qui jette des fusees de detresse
975
00:48:48,805 --> 00:48:50,513
sur le terrain.
- Enfin...
976
00:48:50,807 --> 00:48:52,050
- Calmos.
- C"est parti
977
00:48:52,349 --> 00:48:54,141
tout seul !
- ll arrive.
978
00:49:04,237 --> 00:49:06,645
Grincements
979
00:49:08,531 --> 00:49:11,652
---
980
00:49:16,831 --> 00:49:18,908
On sifflote.
981
00:49:21,129 --> 00:49:21,875
- David ?
982
00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:26,923
- Qu"est-ce que tu fous la ?
983
00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:31,092
- Tu sais, l"equipe dont
je t"ai parle... On joue ici.
984
00:49:31,431 --> 00:49:33,139
- Quelle coincidence.
985
00:49:33,683 --> 00:49:34,465
Bonjour.
986
00:49:37,896 --> 00:49:38,975
Edmond Rostand !
987
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,225
Non ?
988
00:49:42,526 --> 00:49:44,684
Bon, je vous laisse.
989
00:49:46,237 --> 00:49:47,613
J"attends quelqu"un.
990
00:49:48,907 --> 00:49:49,737
Ciao.
991
00:49:50,241 --> 00:49:54,025
""Sweet Leilani""
(Musique Hawaienne)
992
00:49:54,328 --> 00:50:19,469
---
993
00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:20,885
- Leandri !
994
00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:25,106
Leguennec.
995
00:50:25,611 --> 00:50:26,441
Enchante.
996
00:50:27,488 --> 00:50:30,986
Ce regard sur moi m"a fait dire
que vous etiez metteur en scene.
997
00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:32,826
Je vous ai decouvert
sur Wikipedia.
998
00:50:33,119 --> 00:50:35,786
Je suis fier de travailler
avec vous.
999
00:50:37,747 --> 00:50:38,577
ll souffle.
1000
00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:40,405
- Wikipedia ?
1001
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:45,123
- Y a un autre Leguennec qui fait
du theatre. J"en ai profite.
1002
00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:48,206
- Du vice ?
Un vrai manager de foot !
1003
00:50:49,344 --> 00:50:51,881
- Agressif : ""Si j"avais un tel nez,
1004
00:50:52,178 --> 00:50:54,302
""il faudrait que
je me l"amputasse"".
1005
00:50:54,597 --> 00:50:57,966
Amical : ""Mais il doit tremper
dans votre tasse"".
1006
00:50:59,396 --> 00:51:01,138
C"est quoi, ces conneries ?
1007
00:51:01,439 --> 00:51:05,271
On doit garder ca ?
C"est pas Cyrano, c"est Pinocchio.
1008
00:51:05,777 --> 00:51:06,771
Sonnerie
1009
00:51:07,862 --> 00:51:09,522
Pardon, c"est pour moi.
1010
00:51:11,866 --> 00:51:15,567
Allo ? Oui, cherie.
Je suis sur scene la.
1011
00:51:15,871 --> 00:51:19,784
C"est fatigant. Je comprends
pas tout, mais ca avance.
1012
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:21,288
ll tique.
1013
00:51:21,585 --> 00:51:24,502
L"affiche claque :
mon nom est plus gros
1014
00:51:24,795 --> 00:51:25,826
que le titre.
1015
00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:28,502
Je te rappelle.
Je t"embrasse partout.
1016
00:51:29,508 --> 00:51:30,172
Bon !
1017
00:51:30,468 --> 00:51:32,127
Je la joue comment ?
1018
00:51:32,427 --> 00:51:34,837
Joyeux ? Triste ? Enerve ? Mitige ?
1019
00:51:35,138 --> 00:51:36,005
Bleu ?
1020
00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:37,923
- Mitige.
1021
00:51:38,226 --> 00:51:41,311
- J"ai besoin qu"on me dirige, moi !
Et puis...
1022
00:51:45,358 --> 00:51:49,735
Y a un probleme de casting. Roxane
est plus vieille que moi, et...
1023
00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:53,944
Elle est moche.
1024
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:56,359
Elle baille.
1025
00:51:59,163 --> 00:52:00,113
Dis, Foucher.
1026
00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,950
Ou pourrais-je trouver du gel ?
1027
00:52:05,002 --> 00:52:06,462
Pour l"effet mouille.
1028
00:52:07,255 --> 00:52:10,789
- Pour l"effet mouille...
T"attends la pluie.
1029
00:52:13,887 --> 00:52:15,713
Tonnerre
1030
00:52:16,973 --> 00:52:20,307
Machines d"usine
1031
00:52:20,601 --> 00:52:34,114
---
1032
00:52:34,407 --> 00:52:37,907
- Ca te dirait un diner ?
Je te ferai des araignees.
1033
00:52:38,202 --> 00:52:40,078
(Elle hesite)
- Anne.
1034
00:52:41,999 --> 00:52:46,043
- Le Tribunal va saisir les machines
et ensuite les bateaux.
1035
00:52:47,463 --> 00:52:50,296
- On va tous se retrouver
au chomage ?
1036
00:52:50,966 --> 00:52:52,375
- Je vais pas mentir.
1037
00:52:53,551 --> 00:52:55,508
Les huissiers vont venir.
1038
00:52:55,803 --> 00:52:56,717
- Oh merde.
1039
00:52:57,265 --> 00:53:01,393
- 30 ans passes a la Molenaise.
Je fais quoi si on ferme ?
1040
00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:05,056
- On va encore trinquer
pour les banques ?
1041
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,562
- On va se battre et s"en sortir.
1042
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,436
J"ai contacte le Ministere.
1043
00:53:11,236 --> 00:53:12,232
On est ensemble !
1044
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,359
- On sort les bateaux ?
- Evidemment !
1045
00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:19,530
Et si un cravateux
vient nous casser les couilles,
1046
00:53:20,913 --> 00:53:22,741
il goutera nos sardines.
1047
00:53:23,709 --> 00:53:24,907
Avec la boite !
1048
00:53:25,877 --> 00:53:28,035
Cris d"approbation, applaudissements
1049
00:53:28,462 --> 00:53:30,669
Musique triste
1050
00:53:30,965 --> 00:53:34,334
---
1051
00:53:36,470 --> 00:53:38,842
- Ho ho ! Y a personne ?
1052
00:53:40,766 --> 00:53:41,846
Les acteurs ?
1053
00:53:42,727 --> 00:53:43,558
Roxane ?
1054
00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:47,140
Ah ! Leguennec !
1055
00:53:47,816 --> 00:53:49,440
Justement, j"aimerais
1056
00:53:49,734 --> 00:53:52,486
avoir le costume
pour trouver le personnage.
1057
00:53:57,742 --> 00:53:59,948
Je vais jouer Cyrano
dans cette tenue ?
1058
00:54:01,078 --> 00:54:04,616
- Vous allez jouer avant-centre.
Molene a besoin de vous.
1059
00:54:07,003 --> 00:54:10,288
Les acteurs sont des pecheurs
et des ouvrieres.
1060
00:54:11,964 --> 00:54:12,995
- Repetez.
1061
00:54:14,008 --> 00:54:15,965
- On va pas monter pas la piece.
1062
00:54:19,846 --> 00:54:21,970
- On va pas monter la piece ?
1063
00:54:23,269 --> 00:54:24,810
Vous etes fou, Leguennec.
1064
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,228
- Je suis pas Leguennec.
1065
00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:32,393
- Vous n"etes pas Leguennec.
1066
00:54:32,861 --> 00:54:36,311
- Si. Mais je ne suis pas
le vrai Leguennec.
1067
00:54:36,823 --> 00:54:38,900
- Vous etes un faux Leguennec ?
1068
00:54:40,202 --> 00:54:41,032
Coup
1069
00:54:41,329 --> 00:54:42,030
- Pas le nez.
1070
00:54:42,329 --> 00:54:43,111
- Oh !
1071
00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:46,913
- Quelle merde, j"ai invite
tout Paris a la premiere.
1072
00:54:47,335 --> 00:54:48,710
- Y aura que les mouettes.
1073
00:54:49,003 --> 00:54:52,004
- J"ai 45 ans, Orbera,
et je suis un acteur.
1074
00:54:52,298 --> 00:54:53,791
Alors, tu me respectes.
1075
00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:54,957
Gemissement
1076
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,752
- ll fait chaud.
1077
00:54:58,303 --> 00:54:59,253
- C"est qui ?
1078
00:54:59,554 --> 00:55:00,420
- Degage...
1079
00:55:00,724 --> 00:55:01,553
- Hein ? Bon.
1080
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:02,928
- Je sais pas.
1081
00:55:03,225 --> 00:55:05,015
- Vous me faites pitie.
1082
00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:05,927
Ecoute,
1083
00:55:06,229 --> 00:55:07,936
ok, je rejoue au foot.
1084
00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:10,270
A condition de monter la piece.
1085
00:55:10,566 --> 00:55:12,143
Cette piece va se jouer.
1086
00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,475
On garde l"affiche.
1087
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:14,311
- Non.
1088
00:55:14,612 --> 00:55:15,194
- L"affiche ?
1089
00:55:15,488 --> 00:55:16,103
- La piece !
1090
00:55:16,405 --> 00:55:17,320
- Pas de foot.
1091
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,314
- Bon ok.
1092
00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:19,896
- Comment ca ?
1093
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,612
- On n"a pas le choix.
1094
00:55:21,911 --> 00:55:22,657
Et un calva.
1095
00:55:22,954 --> 00:55:23,203
- Je jette mon feutre,
1096
00:55:23,203 --> 00:55:24,449
- Je jette mon feutre,
1097
00:55:24,747 --> 00:55:27,535
et je tire mon espadon.
- Espadon !
1098
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:30,124
Moi aussi, j"ai un livre
sur la peche.
1099
00:55:31,630 --> 00:55:34,464
- Je jette mon feutre... Je...
- Ferme-la,
1100
00:55:34,758 --> 00:55:38,340
James Dean ! C"est ce
qu"on utilise pour les chars.
1101
00:55:39,678 --> 00:55:40,674
- James qui ?
1102
00:55:41,556 --> 00:55:42,550
Pas les cheveux.
1103
00:55:42,848 --> 00:55:45,850
- Berda, t"es un turbot.
Pas le moteur, le poisson.
1104
00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:46,759
- Ferme-la.
1105
00:55:47,061 --> 00:55:48,261
- Commencez pas.
1106
00:55:48,855 --> 00:55:51,606
- Je tiendrai pas dans les cages,
je tiendrai pas.
1107
00:55:52,358 --> 00:55:55,312
* - C'est de Ia foIie
au stade Eric TabarIy.
1108
00:55:55,611 --> 00:55:58,103
* Une ambiance digne
d'un MiIan AC-Barca.
1109
00:55:58,407 --> 00:55:59,320
* Je pIaisante !
1110
00:55:59,615 --> 00:56:01,739
* Je suis Ie seuI spectateur .:
1111
00:56:02,036 --> 00:56:04,527
* Ie pubIic
est interdit de stade,
1112
00:56:04,831 --> 00:56:06,573
* a cause d'une fusee.
1113
00:56:06,874 --> 00:56:08,249
- Tu fais quoi la ?
1114
00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:09,822
* - Que fait MarandeIIa ?
1115
00:56:10,127 --> 00:56:12,083
- Devant Leandri, la.
1116
00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:15,416
""Rock this town""
(Brian Setzer)
1117
00:56:15,715 --> 00:56:17,211
- J"etais la !
1118
00:56:17,509 --> 00:56:21,343
- Je suis buteur, je tire.
- On aurait pu faire un ""1-2"".
1119
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,048
- Marandella,
1120
00:56:23,348 --> 00:56:24,628
redescends !
1121
00:56:24,932 --> 00:56:26,391
- Je pouvais marquer.
1122
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,061
- C"est pas vrai !
1123
00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:29,975
- J"arrive !
1124
00:56:30,272 --> 00:56:33,522
- Tu vas voir ta gueule
en rentrant aux vestiaires.
1125
00:56:34,817 --> 00:56:35,768
Cris
1126
00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:37,647
Putain ! Marandella !
1127
00:56:37,947 --> 00:56:39,406
Rires
1128
00:56:39,699 --> 00:56:41,108
- On va se les faire.
1129
00:56:41,409 --> 00:56:43,366
- Je suis avant-centre.
- T"es goal.
1130
00:56:44,454 --> 00:56:46,244
- Reste dans tes cages.
1131
00:56:46,538 --> 00:56:47,487
- Tu veux partir ?
1132
00:56:47,789 --> 00:56:49,497
- Retourne dans tes cages.
1133
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:54,086
* - Tout va maI pour Ies joueurs
de MoIene, menes 1 a 0.
1134
00:56:54,381 --> 00:56:58,757
* Desorganises et sans supporters,
iIs ne s'en sortiront pas.
1135
00:56:59,052 --> 00:57:01,423
* L'arbitre siffIe Ia mi-temps.
1136
00:57:01,804 --> 00:57:04,970
- Faut leur donner un coup de main.
- ll a raison.
1137
00:57:05,265 --> 00:57:09,179
- Bon, on se reprend :
fini vos crises d"ego de nazes.
1138
00:57:09,477 --> 00:57:13,013
On se bat pour eux :
on a une conserverie a sauver.
1139
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,480
- M. Marandella ?
1140
00:57:18,988 --> 00:57:20,398
Je suis du FC Coetdic.
1141
00:57:20,697 --> 00:57:22,275
- Super... Et ?
1142
00:57:22,574 --> 00:57:23,950
- Je connais votre carriere,
1143
00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:26,117
si vous voyez ce que je veux dire...
1144
00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:27,993
10 000 euros,
1145
00:57:28,581 --> 00:57:30,572
et tu nous donnes le match.
1146
00:57:30,958 --> 00:57:32,867
Sans vous offenser bien sur.
1147
00:57:35,505 --> 00:57:36,704
La porte se ferme.
1148
00:57:37,215 --> 00:57:38,080
Musique de western
1149
00:57:38,383 --> 00:57:47,256
---
1150
00:57:47,558 --> 00:57:49,138
- Je les emmerde tous !
1151
00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:53,727
- Pourquoi ?
1152
00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,936
Coup de sifflet
1153
00:57:56,985 --> 00:57:57,766
- Eh !
1154
00:57:58,068 --> 00:57:59,778
Sirenes de bateaux
1155
00:58:00,071 --> 00:58:02,397
---
1156
00:58:02,699 --> 00:58:04,323
C"est le debarquement ?
1157
00:58:04,618 --> 00:58:05,897
- Voila mes troupes.
1158
00:58:06,202 --> 00:58:08,158
Sirenes des bateaux
et encouragements
1159
00:58:08,454 --> 00:58:11,906
---
1160
00:58:13,084 --> 00:58:14,709
- Eh !
1161
00:58:15,004 --> 00:58:16,996
---
1162
00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:19,207
- Ohe !
1163
00:58:19,509 --> 00:58:21,916
- MOLENE ! MOLENE ! MOLENE !
1164
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:24,177
---
1165
00:58:24,472 --> 00:58:25,848
Biniou
1166
00:58:26,141 --> 00:58:28,809
---
1167
00:58:29,101 --> 00:58:30,215
- C"est illegal.
1168
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:34,137
- Tant que les bateaux sont pas
dans le stade ! Quoi ?
1169
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,224
* - Les joueurs de MoIene
ont retrouve toute Ieur energie.
1170
00:58:38,527 --> 00:58:41,231
- ALLEZ MOLENE ! ALLEZ MOLENE !
1171
00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:43,818
* - Passe en profondeur
pour Leandri.
1172
00:58:44,115 --> 00:58:45,526
* II degage rapidement.
1173
00:58:45,825 --> 00:58:46,989
- Oh oh oh !
1174
00:58:47,286 --> 00:58:48,743
Musique rythmee
1175
00:58:49,037 --> 00:58:55,243
---
1176
00:58:55,544 --> 00:58:56,539
lls crient.
* - But!
1177
00:58:57,713 --> 00:58:58,459
* Lucarne !
1178
00:58:58,755 --> 00:59:02,041
Cris de joie
1179
00:59:02,926 --> 00:59:04,635
- Pas les cheveux, desole.
1180
00:59:04,928 --> 00:59:07,336
Biniou
- LEANDRl ! LEANDRl !
1181
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,641
---
1182
00:59:10,935 --> 00:59:14,636
* - PIus que queIques minutes
et toujours 1 partout.
1183
00:59:14,939 --> 00:59:18,272
* MoIene est dechainee.
BaIIon contre par Leandri.
1184
00:59:18,566 --> 00:59:20,642
* II est seuI face au gardien.
1185
00:59:21,278 --> 00:59:22,109
* BUT!
1186
00:59:22,405 --> 00:59:24,564
* DoubIe pour Leandri.
Cri de joie
1187
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:27,237
Cris de joie, corne de brume
1188
00:59:27,535 --> 00:59:29,076
- Ah dis donc !
1189
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,489
- Pas les cheveux.
1190
00:59:31,788 --> 00:59:33,496
* - 2 a 1, MoIene !
1191
00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:35,784
Musique rythmee
1192
00:59:36,084 --> 00:59:39,086
---
1193
00:59:39,379 --> 00:59:40,375
- ll est seul !
1194
00:59:40,672 --> 00:59:44,458
---
1195
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,258
Lache
1196
00:59:45,555 --> 00:59:46,218
la balle.
1197
00:59:48,014 --> 00:59:49,591
- Ouais, bien bien.
1198
00:59:49,891 --> 00:59:51,469
* - Corner pour Coetdic.
1199
00:59:51,769 --> 00:59:52,799
Musique rythmee
1200
00:59:53,103 --> 00:59:54,976
---
1201
00:59:55,522 --> 00:59:56,137
Coup
1202
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,816
ll crie de douleur.
1203
00:59:58,819 --> 01:00:00,774
Coups de sifflet
1204
01:00:01,070 --> 01:00:02,065
- M. l"arbitre.
1205
01:00:09,284 --> 01:00:10,366
- Carton rouge pour Debec.
1206
01:00:10,663 --> 01:00:13,034
- Oh non.
- Penalty pour Coetdic.
1207
01:00:13,622 --> 01:00:19,044
Musique de suspense
1208
01:00:19,337 --> 01:00:21,377
* - Derniere chance
d'egaIisation.
1209
01:00:21,674 --> 01:00:36,432
---
1210
01:00:36,731 --> 01:00:37,844
- Pas possible.
1211
01:00:38,148 --> 01:00:41,849
---
1212
01:00:42,152 --> 01:00:42,734
ll siffle.
1213
01:00:43,028 --> 01:00:45,601
---
1214
01:00:50,370 --> 01:00:52,861
Cris de joie
1215
01:00:53,163 --> 01:00:55,535
---
1216
01:00:55,832 --> 01:00:57,327
Coup de sifflet final
1217
01:00:57,959 --> 01:00:58,790
- Fumier.
1218
01:00:59,085 --> 01:01:00,367
Musique de victoire
1219
01:01:00,670 --> 01:01:12,973
---
1220
01:01:14,228 --> 01:01:15,769
ll rit.
1221
01:01:16,062 --> 01:01:17,556
---
1222
01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:18,852
- J"ai un cadeau.
1223
01:01:19,148 --> 01:01:21,355
- Ah bon ? Pour moi ?
1224
01:01:21,818 --> 01:01:22,815
- Por el pueblo.
1225
01:01:24,195 --> 01:01:24,860
- Oh !
1226
01:01:25,155 --> 01:01:29,068
""Quand t"es dans le desert""
(Jean Patrick Capdevielle)
1227
01:01:29,367 --> 01:01:58,517
---
1228
01:02:01,192 --> 01:02:03,812
ll chante.
1229
01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:08,651
- Oh putain.
1230
01:02:08,949 --> 01:02:12,234
Musique joyeuse
1231
01:02:12,536 --> 01:02:18,490
---
1232
01:02:18,793 --> 01:02:20,951
- Qu"est-ce qui se passe ?
1233
01:02:21,254 --> 01:02:22,746
Oh, le thonier de papa.
1234
01:02:23,047 --> 01:02:25,797
---
1235
01:02:26,090 --> 01:02:27,040
Vous avez bu ?
1236
01:02:27,341 --> 01:02:28,123
- Non.
1237
01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:29,885
Je vais prendre l"air.
1238
01:02:30,178 --> 01:02:33,595
---
1239
01:02:33,891 --> 01:02:35,967
lls sont vachement bien.
- Quoi ?
1240
01:02:36,268 --> 01:02:37,181
- Vos seins...
1241
01:02:38,311 --> 01:02:39,059
Bris
1242
01:02:39,354 --> 01:02:40,765
- Merde, le thonier.
1243
01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,769
ll crie.
- Leguennec, Leguennec !
1244
01:02:45,069 --> 01:02:48,155
Vite, a la conserverie.
Depeche-toi.
1245
01:02:48,655 --> 01:02:50,945
Musique triste
1246
01:02:51,241 --> 01:02:55,535
---
1247
01:02:55,828 --> 01:02:57,573
- Vous m"impressionnez pas.
1248
01:02:57,873 --> 01:03:01,622
J"ai fait Moulinex, moi !
Votre usine est sous scelles.
1249
01:03:03,922 --> 01:03:07,455
- Qu"est-ce qui se passe ?
- lls nous foutent dehors.
1250
01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:11,259
- La conserverie n"est plus
a vous. Degagez.
1251
01:03:11,930 --> 01:03:12,842
- Degagez ?
1252
01:03:15,141 --> 01:03:16,136
Je vous prends tous.
1253
01:03:16,434 --> 01:03:17,348
Tous !
1254
01:03:17,643 --> 01:03:18,924
- Et moi, les autres.
1255
01:03:24,692 --> 01:03:28,061
- Tres bien, je reviendrai.
Avec les gendarmes.
1256
01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:29,435
- Les gendarmes ?
1257
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:31,233
- Et les flics si tu veux.
1258
01:03:31,616 --> 01:03:33,111
- Frilouze.
- Du vent.
1259
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:35,739
- Allez les gars.
1260
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:39,620
- Desole pour hier.
J"etais bourre.
1261
01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:41,115
- J"ai vu.
1262
01:03:44,712 --> 01:03:47,748
* - L'adversaire de MarseiIIe
pour Ies 32e
1263
01:03:48,049 --> 01:03:49,674
* est MoIene.
1264
01:03:49,966 --> 01:03:52,008
* MarseiIIe-MoIene a Brest.
1265
01:03:52,303 --> 01:03:53,762
* Bonne chance
au ''Petit Poucet''.
1266
01:03:54,056 --> 01:03:56,726
Cris d"encouragements
1267
01:03:57,017 --> 01:03:58,761
---
1268
01:03:59,394 --> 01:04:02,561
- Marseille.
L"autre pays de la sardine.
1269
01:04:03,232 --> 01:04:04,939
- On va se faire dechirer.
1270
01:04:05,818 --> 01:04:08,309
- On est a 3 000 contre 1
sur lnternet.
1271
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,440
- On n"est pas
les ""Petits Poucets"" mais
1272
01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:11,818
les Mini-Poucets.
1273
01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,777
- Les Micro-Poucets.
1274
01:04:14,075 --> 01:04:15,274
- Les Nano-Poucets.
1275
01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:17,117
- Allez !
1276
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,280
Tournee generale.
lls rient.
1277
01:04:20,581 --> 01:04:22,039
ll l"appelle General ?
1278
01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:24,540
- C"est la tournee... generale.
1279
01:04:25,837 --> 01:04:28,755
- Tu m"appelles General ?
- Je t"appelle pas General.
1280
01:04:29,049 --> 01:04:31,540
- Qui est General ?
- C"est la tournee.
1281
01:04:32,137 --> 01:04:33,130
Generale.
1282
01:04:34,639 --> 01:04:36,631
- Mission accomplie, Leguennec.
1283
01:04:36,932 --> 01:04:38,639
J"ai besoin de mon contrat.
1284
01:04:40,227 --> 01:04:42,385
On est qualifies pour les 32e.
1285
01:04:42,688 --> 01:04:44,098
On joue l"OM a Brest !
1286
01:04:44,398 --> 01:04:46,806
Vous l"aurez, l"argent.
1287
01:04:47,401 --> 01:04:48,979
- ll en manquera encore.
1288
01:04:50,990 --> 01:04:52,649
Passons un tour de plus.
1289
01:04:52,949 --> 01:04:55,190
- Quoi ? Faut battre l"OM ?
1290
01:04:55,660 --> 01:04:58,328
- Oui.
- Y a du monde sous la casquette ?
1291
01:04:58,622 --> 01:05:02,701
* - Interviews excIusives
des nouveaux joueurs du FC MoIene.
1292
01:05:03,127 --> 01:05:05,698
* - Que pensez-vous
de votre adversaire ?
1293
01:05:06,002 --> 01:05:09,087
* - C'est Ia creme des cremes.
On est contents.
1294
01:05:09,841 --> 01:05:12,296
* - Vous etes fier
d'etre gardien numero 1 ?
1295
01:05:12,593 --> 01:05:14,918
* - Je suis content d'etre gardien.
1296
01:05:15,804 --> 01:05:19,885
* Un appeI a tous Ies cIubs .:
je suis aussi avant-centre.
1297
01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:24,679
* S'iI vous pIait, n'importe
queI cIub .: L2, L 1, DH, DHR, DA...
1298
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:26,889
* - MarandeIIa !
* - J'arrive.
1299
01:05:27,609 --> 01:05:28,935
* Meme un cIub de hand.
1300
01:05:29,233 --> 01:05:30,565
* - Et I'entrainement ?
1301
01:05:30,862 --> 01:05:34,611
* - Oui, Ia thaIasso se passe bien.
J'ai perdu 4 kg deja.
1302
01:05:34,907 --> 01:05:39,736
* Le regime est a base d'huitres.
Les medecins disent que c'est bien.
1303
01:05:40,038 --> 01:05:43,371
* C'est positif.:je me suis repose
et j'ai maigri.
1304
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:45,042
* - Et Ie match ?
1305
01:05:45,335 --> 01:05:47,790
* - Je cours pas, moi.
Je suis en thaIasso.
1306
01:05:48,087 --> 01:05:49,879
* On court pas en thalasso.
1307
01:05:50,172 --> 01:05:52,131
* - Peur face a MarseiIIe ?
1308
01:05:52,425 --> 01:05:55,793
* - Peur ? Continue
et c'est toi qui vas avoir peur.
1309
01:05:56,137 --> 01:05:56,968
* Degage.
1310
01:05:57,264 --> 01:05:59,967
* - M. Le Pen, vous avez ete
approche par des cIubs ?
1311
01:06:00,265 --> 01:06:03,470
* - BarceIone s'est manifeste
mais... Trop Ioin.
1312
01:06:03,771 --> 01:06:07,019
* Le Bayern, mais
faIIait se reveiIIer avant.
1313
01:06:07,315 --> 01:06:10,270
* J'ai d'autres trucs a faire,
pIus serieux.
1314
01:06:12,278 --> 01:06:13,145
* - Action !
1315
01:06:13,447 --> 01:06:15,155
* - Votre ambition ?
1316
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,528
* ll tousse.
* - Micro.
1317
01:06:16,825 --> 01:06:17,655
* PIus pres.
1318
01:06:18,202 --> 01:06:20,360
* Un peu trop pres.
Je suis desoIe.
1319
01:06:20,663 --> 01:06:24,612
* Je pense que c'est une piece
mi-tragique, mi-comique.
1320
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,452
* C'est une comi-tragedie,
mi-figue, mi-raisin.
1321
01:06:28,754 --> 01:06:32,253
* Le theatre,
c'est une credibiIite pour I'acteur.
1322
01:06:32,549 --> 01:06:34,341
* Tom Cruise par exempIe...
1323
01:06:35,343 --> 01:06:37,335
* - Ca fiIme, monsieur ?
* - Oui.
1324
01:06:37,636 --> 01:06:39,843
* AIIez-y.
C'est a vous monsieur.
1325
01:06:40,641 --> 01:06:43,347
* - Vous avez deja vu
un banc de muIets ?
1326
01:06:43,645 --> 01:06:46,266
* IIs se faufiIent
Ies uns Ies autres.
1327
01:06:46,938 --> 01:06:51,352
* C'est bouIeversant. Deja
de se faufiIer. Et deja de nager.
1328
01:06:51,651 --> 01:06:54,143
* Toute ma vie,
j'ai vouIu me faufiIer.
1329
01:06:54,446 --> 01:06:57,945
* Le poisson n'attend pas
qu'on Ie Iui dise,
1330
01:06:58,241 --> 01:06:59,322
* iI se faufiIe.
1331
01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:02,324
* C'est un etre humain, Ie poisson.
1332
01:07:02,621 --> 01:07:05,623
* J'ai un grand respect
pour Ie poisson.
1333
01:07:06,501 --> 01:07:09,918
* Un poisson qui se faufiIe
Iibrement, on Ie peche,
1334
01:07:10,213 --> 01:07:12,584
* c'est Ia fin de sa faufiIade.
1335
01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:16,592
* - C'est Ie grand soir.
On va jouer pour I'iIe.
1336
01:07:16,886 --> 01:07:18,297
* On fait quoi demain ?
1337
01:07:18,596 --> 01:07:20,055
- ON VA GAGNER !
1338
01:07:20,348 --> 01:07:22,719
*- J"entends rien !
J"entends rien !
1339
01:07:23,017 --> 01:07:25,056
- ON VA GAGNER !
1340
01:07:25,353 --> 01:07:26,846
* - Vive MoIene !
1341
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,933
""Ain"t got no home""
(C. Frogman Henry)
1342
01:07:30,232 --> 01:07:47,449
---
1343
01:07:47,751 --> 01:07:49,293
- T"as rien oublie ?
1344
01:07:50,088 --> 01:07:51,914
Oh, ton slip pourri.
1345
01:07:52,215 --> 01:07:55,417
---
1346
01:07:55,718 --> 01:07:56,583
- Oh merde.
1347
01:07:56,885 --> 01:07:59,422
J"ai oublie le slip, les gars !
1348
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,340
Sirene de bateau
1349
01:08:02,639 --> 01:08:09,094
---
1350
01:08:09,398 --> 01:08:12,268
- Tu crois que Tom Cruise
a un slip fetiche ?
1351
01:08:12,567 --> 01:08:13,765
- Reste avec moi !
1352
01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:16,441
- Ryan, j"aimerais
mais je peux pas.
1353
01:08:16,739 --> 01:08:19,408
- Pourquoi ?
- Le vent va me decoiffer.
1354
01:08:20,743 --> 01:08:23,068
Clameur du stade
1355
01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:27,618
---
1356
01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:32,081
- Je vous la fais courte :
ce soir, jouez avec votre ame.
1357
01:08:32,713 --> 01:08:33,625
- Por el pueblo.
1358
01:08:33,923 --> 01:08:35,831
- POR EL PUEBLO !
1359
01:08:37,759 --> 01:08:38,755
- Ca va, Ryan ?
1360
01:08:39,052 --> 01:08:41,840
- Oui, oui, oui. On va gagner...
1361
01:08:42,639 --> 01:08:44,466
Musique dramatique
1362
01:08:44,766 --> 01:09:04,318
---
1363
01:09:04,621 --> 01:09:06,411
Clameur du stade
1364
01:09:06,705 --> 01:09:09,278
---
1365
01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:10,957
* - L'OM mangera-t-iI
1366
01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:13,244
* Ie ''Petit Poucet''
ou un miracIe
1367
01:09:13,546 --> 01:09:14,662
* aura-t-iI Iieu ?
1368
01:09:14,966 --> 01:09:16,293
* - Mon cher Arsene,
1369
01:09:16,591 --> 01:09:20,375
* difficiIe d'y croire,
meme si au foot tout est possibIe.
1370
01:09:20,679 --> 01:09:24,427
---
1371
01:09:24,723 --> 01:09:26,515
- Si Tom Cruise voyait ca, dis !
1372
01:09:26,809 --> 01:09:29,808
Musique enthousiaste
1373
01:09:30,104 --> 01:09:32,144
---
1374
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:33,639
Encouragements
1375
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:37,104
Hurlements dans le stade
1376
01:09:37,403 --> 01:09:38,684
- Un medecin, vite.
1377
01:09:38,988 --> 01:09:40,066
- Ca va, Ryan ?
1378
01:09:41,115 --> 01:09:42,526
- Pas tres tres bien.
1379
01:09:42,825 --> 01:09:43,988
- C"est vagal.
1380
01:09:44,285 --> 01:09:45,448
Trop de pression.
1381
01:09:45,745 --> 01:09:46,825
Tu peux jouer ?
1382
01:09:47,123 --> 01:09:49,281
ll balbutie.
- A la PlayStation ?
1383
01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:52,336
- Vaut mieux l"emmener
a l"hopital.
1384
01:09:52,628 --> 01:09:54,038
- Un club sandwich ?
1385
01:09:57,215 --> 01:09:57,997
- Patrick !
1386
01:09:58,635 --> 01:09:59,797
On fait comment ?
1387
01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:01,635
- C"est a toi d"y aller.
1388
01:10:01,929 --> 01:10:04,136
Patrick, tu nous laches pas.
1389
01:10:04,432 --> 01:10:06,175
- Moi ? Ca va pas non ?
1390
01:10:06,476 --> 01:10:07,388
- lls sont 10 !
1391
01:10:07,685 --> 01:10:09,510
- T"as toujours ton pied magique.
1392
01:10:10,270 --> 01:10:11,515
- Non, je l"ai plus.
1393
01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:13,223
- Fais-le pour toi.
1394
01:10:13,522 --> 01:10:15,148
- J"ai pas le souffle.
1395
01:10:15,441 --> 01:10:18,146
- Et nous alors ?
A toi de faire le cabri.
1396
01:10:18,862 --> 01:10:20,319
- Orbera...
1397
01:10:20,614 --> 01:10:23,947
il reste 30 secondes.
Mets tes crampons.
1398
01:10:24,242 --> 01:10:27,992
* - C'est Ie pIus grand rempIacant
du MiIan AC
1399
01:10:28,287 --> 01:10:31,407
* Ryan Ziani,
qui vient de faire un maIaise.
1400
01:10:31,709 --> 01:10:33,452
* - II a su
qu'iI serait tituIaire.
1401
01:10:33,752 --> 01:10:35,495
* Rires
1402
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,418
* - Orbera Ie rempIace.
1403
01:10:39,718 --> 01:10:41,128
- Mais, que fait
1404
01:10:41,428 --> 01:10:42,505
Orbera ?
1405
01:10:42,804 --> 01:10:46,008
* - QueIIe surprise de Ie revoir
sur un terrain.
1406
01:10:46,641 --> 01:10:49,974
Clameur du stade
1407
01:10:50,269 --> 01:10:57,564
---
1408
01:10:57,859 --> 01:10:59,734
- T"inquiete, ca va aller.
1409
01:11:00,029 --> 01:11:03,480
---
1410
01:11:03,782 --> 01:11:04,899
- Bougez-vous.
1411
01:11:07,495 --> 01:11:08,112
- Non.
1412
01:11:11,206 --> 01:11:11,907
- Putain.
1413
01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:13,916
Cris
1414
01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:15,124
* - IIs doivent
1415
01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:18,587
* se reprendre,
sinon Ia note va etre saIee.
1416
01:11:25,221 --> 01:11:27,344
- On y va, on se bat. Allez.
1417
01:11:29,976 --> 01:11:31,603
- Les gendarmes sont
1418
01:11:31,896 --> 01:11:33,093
a la conserverie.
1419
01:11:33,396 --> 01:11:34,014
- Quoi ?
1420
01:11:34,314 --> 01:11:35,095
- Nom de Dieu.
1421
01:11:35,398 --> 01:11:37,106
* - N'Dogo passe a Berda.
1422
01:11:37,607 --> 01:11:39,731
Huees du stade
Musique de suspense
1423
01:11:40,027 --> 01:11:48,155
---
---
1424
01:11:48,868 --> 01:11:49,534
* But!
1425
01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,109
Cris
1426
01:11:54,752 --> 01:11:56,127
- Ca va aller.
1427
01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:04,675
* - Deja 2 buts pour I'OM.
1428
01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:06,298
* C'est une execution.
1429
01:12:06,598 --> 01:12:09,633
* - Comment Ia MoIenaise
pourrait revenir ?
1430
01:12:10,642 --> 01:12:13,312
* - Au FBI,
on s'occupe pas des crimes
1431
01:12:13,605 --> 01:12:15,477
* qui vont avoir Iieu.
1432
01:12:16,106 --> 01:12:18,943
* - Orbera me parait maI en point.
1433
01:12:19,652 --> 01:12:20,730
- Papa.
1434
01:12:21,444 --> 01:12:24,814
* - C'est reparti pour MoIene.
Orbera sonne Ia charge.
1435
01:12:25,115 --> 01:12:26,739
* QueI geste superbe !
1436
01:12:27,034 --> 01:12:28,233
Encouragements
1437
01:12:28,533 --> 01:12:31,155
Musique de suspense
1438
01:12:31,454 --> 01:12:35,583
---
1439
01:12:35,877 --> 01:12:37,419
* But!
1440
01:12:37,712 --> 01:12:39,835
Cris de joie
Musique gaie
1441
01:12:40,131 --> 01:12:52,137
---
---
1442
01:12:52,435 --> 01:12:53,514
- Allez, les gars.
1443
01:12:53,812 --> 01:12:55,637
On se re-concentre. On y va.
1444
01:12:56,814 --> 01:12:58,095
- On peut le faire.
1445
01:12:58,942 --> 01:13:00,899
* - C'est Ia foIie.
1446
01:13:01,194 --> 01:13:02,273
- lls ont marque.
1447
01:13:02,571 --> 01:13:04,942
- Oh, on n"est pas au bistrot ici !
1448
01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:11,901
* - Et Ies Bretons
sont dans Ie contre, on y va.
1449
01:13:12,204 --> 01:13:13,997
* Orbera qui passe a Berda.
1450
01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:15,239
* C'est beau.
1451
01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:18,542
Musique rythmee
1452
01:13:18,836 --> 01:13:36,727
---
1453
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:39,512
Cris de joie
1454
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:41,226
- MOLENE ! MOLENE !
1455
01:13:41,525 --> 01:13:43,603
Encouragements
1456
01:13:43,904 --> 01:13:56,656
---
---
1457
01:13:56,958 --> 01:14:12,345
---
---
1458
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,466
* - C'est Ie coup d'envoi
1459
01:14:14,768 --> 01:14:16,678
* de Ia 2e mi-temps.
1460
01:14:16,979 --> 01:14:18,308
Musique rythmee
1461
01:14:18,605 --> 01:14:41,834
---
1462
01:14:42,338 --> 01:14:44,295
Protestation des supporters
1463
01:14:48,802 --> 01:14:50,926
* II reste encore 10 minutes de jeu.
1464
01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:52,715
* MoIene est extenuee.
1465
01:14:53,014 --> 01:14:54,095
- Va dans l"axe.
1466
01:14:54,393 --> 01:14:57,808
Musique dramatique
1467
01:14:58,103 --> 01:15:09,981
---
1468
01:15:10,284 --> 01:15:12,525
Encouragements du public
1469
01:15:12,827 --> 01:15:16,030
---
1470
01:15:16,331 --> 01:15:16,945
- Allez !
1471
01:15:17,247 --> 01:15:20,450
---
1472
01:15:20,752 --> 01:15:22,329
- Que fait-il ?
- N"importe quoi.
1473
01:15:26,132 --> 01:15:27,756
ll siffle.
- C"est a nous.
1474
01:15:29,427 --> 01:15:30,708
- Pour toi, Patrick.
1475
01:15:31,972 --> 01:15:33,549
Encouragements
1476
01:15:33,848 --> 01:15:35,757
---
1477
01:15:36,143 --> 01:15:37,684
Musique dramatique
1478
01:15:37,978 --> 01:15:49,735
---
1479
01:15:50,908 --> 01:15:51,939
- Pour Louise.
1480
01:15:52,241 --> 01:15:55,077
---
1481
01:15:57,999 --> 01:16:05,328
---
1482
01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:07,256
Cris de joie
* - Et but!
1483
01:16:07,549 --> 01:16:11,167
* C'est un miracIe.
2 buts partout,j'en reviens pas.
1484
01:16:11,470 --> 01:16:18,055
---
1485
01:16:18,352 --> 01:16:19,845
Coup de sifflet final
1486
01:16:20,146 --> 01:16:22,352
---
1487
01:16:22,649 --> 01:16:24,688
QUl NE SAUTE PAS
N"EST PAS MOLENAlS !
1488
01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:28,317
---
1489
01:16:28,613 --> 01:16:30,522
* MoIene cree Ia surprise.
1490
01:16:30,824 --> 01:16:34,405
* Les proIongations
s'annoncent difficiIes.
1491
01:16:34,702 --> 01:16:37,275
Sanglots
1492
01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:38,576
Elle renifle.
1493
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:41,791
* QueI tir de MarseiIIe.
1494
01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,626
* MoIene est en difficulte.
1495
01:16:43,919 --> 01:16:45,412
- Non, mais je reve.
1496
01:16:46,170 --> 01:16:48,744
* - Que se passe-t-iI?
N'dogo a genoux.
1497
01:16:49,051 --> 01:16:50,046
- Oh mon Dieu !
1498
01:16:50,341 --> 01:16:54,340
* - II se tient Ia poitrine.
* - J'espere que c'est pas Ie c?ur.
1499
01:16:54,639 --> 01:16:56,964
- Si tu veux arreter... Hein ?
1500
01:16:57,432 --> 01:16:59,342
- J"irai jusqu"au bout.
- Sur ?
1501
01:16:59,642 --> 01:17:00,675
- Jusqu"au bout.
1502
01:17:02,103 --> 01:17:04,261
* - Oui, ca va mieux.
II se reIeve.
1503
01:17:04,567 --> 01:17:07,270
* C'etait un probIeme
de respiration.
1504
01:17:07,568 --> 01:17:10,060
- Tant mieux.
Je vais pouvoir le tuer.
1505
01:17:10,363 --> 01:17:10,530
- On va pas s"emmerder
pour des anciennes gloires.
1506
01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:13,650
- On va pas s"emmerder
pour des anciennes gloires.
1507
01:17:16,244 --> 01:17:18,914
Demain matin,
personne ne doit rentrer.
1508
01:17:19,455 --> 01:17:21,200
Posez les scelles.
1509
01:17:21,499 --> 01:17:23,622
- On va pas rester
toute la nuit ?
1510
01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:28,995
- On ne bouge pas.
J"en fais une affaire personnelle.
1511
01:17:29,299 --> 01:17:32,134
* - QueI match,
mais on voit maI comment
1512
01:17:32,426 --> 01:17:35,213
* Ies ''Petits Poucets''
vont s'en sortir.
1513
01:17:35,514 --> 01:17:37,303
* II faut aIIer aux penaltys.
1514
01:17:37,598 --> 01:17:40,386
Musique rythmee
Clameur de la foule
1515
01:17:40,685 --> 01:17:57,983
---
---
1516
01:17:58,288 --> 01:18:14,041
---
---
1517
01:18:14,345 --> 01:18:16,004
Coup de sifflet final
1518
01:18:16,305 --> 01:18:17,549
- C"est une torture.
1519
01:18:17,848 --> 01:18:21,217
* - QueI expIoit mon cher Arsene.
* - Maintenant,
1520
01:18:21,518 --> 01:18:23,476
* Ies tirs au but.
C'est terribIe.
1521
01:18:23,770 --> 01:18:27,471
* Mais, mon cher Laurent,
personneIIement,j'y crois.
1522
01:18:27,857 --> 01:18:30,064
Encouragements
1523
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:31,435
Sifflet
1524
01:18:36,076 --> 01:18:37,403
Musique encourageante
1525
01:18:37,702 --> 01:18:42,494
---
1526
01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:44,830
- Les gars, on y est presque.
1527
01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:46,122
- J"y vais.
- Non.
1528
01:18:46,628 --> 01:18:49,629
Encouragements
Musique encourageante
1529
01:18:49,923 --> 01:19:05,475
---
---
1530
01:19:05,772 --> 01:19:06,637
Sifflet
1531
01:19:09,275 --> 01:19:10,650
Musique rythmee
1532
01:19:10,943 --> 01:19:14,394
---
1533
01:19:14,697 --> 01:19:17,070
Cris de deception
1534
01:19:17,366 --> 01:19:20,534
Huees du public
1535
01:19:20,829 --> 01:19:22,620
---
---
1536
01:19:23,623 --> 01:19:24,656
Sifflet
1537
01:19:25,001 --> 01:19:29,496
---
1538
01:19:29,797 --> 01:19:32,915
Le public scande.
- ORBERA ! ORBERA !
1539
01:19:33,216 --> 01:19:37,962
---
1540
01:19:38,264 --> 01:19:39,294
Sifflet
1541
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,262
ll crie.
1542
01:19:42,559 --> 01:19:44,052
Musique rythmee
1543
01:19:44,353 --> 01:19:56,738
---
1544
01:19:57,033 --> 01:19:58,906
Cris de deception
1545
01:19:59,201 --> 01:20:01,406
---
1546
01:20:01,702 --> 01:20:02,570
Sifflet
1547
01:20:02,871 --> 01:20:05,990
---
1548
01:20:06,290 --> 01:20:07,952
ll crie.
Cris de joie dans le public
1549
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:20,173
---
1550
01:20:21,807 --> 01:20:24,345
Le public scande N"Dogo.
1551
01:20:24,642 --> 01:20:25,757
Sifflet
1552
01:20:26,061 --> 01:20:36,525
---
1553
01:20:36,821 --> 01:20:38,531
Huees du public
1554
01:20:38,823 --> 01:20:39,856
---
1555
01:20:40,159 --> 01:20:41,189
ll siffle.
1556
01:20:43,537 --> 01:20:45,412
Deception du public
1557
01:20:45,705 --> 01:20:47,866
* - Je n'ai jamais vu ca.
1558
01:20:48,166 --> 01:20:51,003
* II ne reste qu'un tireur,
c'est Leandri.
1559
01:20:51,295 --> 01:20:52,671
- A toi, David.
1560
01:20:54,715 --> 01:20:55,629
C"est a toi.
1561
01:20:55,925 --> 01:20:56,755
- Je peux pas.
1562
01:20:57,051 --> 01:20:59,377
- Pas le choix.
Tu tires a droite.
1563
01:20:59,763 --> 01:21:03,096
- Je peux pas.
- Fort dans le coin a droite. David.
1564
01:21:03,975 --> 01:21:05,599
C"est ton meilleur role.
1565
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:06,884
Allez.
1566
01:21:12,774 --> 01:21:14,020
Encouragements
1567
01:21:14,651 --> 01:21:15,731
- Fort, a droite.
1568
01:21:16,029 --> 01:21:19,862
---
1569
01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:22,317
A droite. ll va s"en douter.
1570
01:21:23,036 --> 01:21:23,818
A gauche.
1571
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:29,114
Pas de panenka.
1572
01:21:33,379 --> 01:21:34,710
Cris de joie
1573
01:21:35,007 --> 01:21:35,873
Sifflet
1574
01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:37,628
- J"avais pas siffle.
1575
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:38,792
- Ah merde.
1576
01:21:41,263 --> 01:21:43,470
Musique inquietante
1577
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:47,216
---
1578
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:48,549
- Oh merde.
1579
01:21:51,731 --> 01:21:53,310
Musique de suspense
1580
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:55,815
- Pas de panenka.
1581
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,648
---
1582
01:21:57,946 --> 01:22:00,567
Surtout, pas de panenka.
1583
01:22:00,907 --> 01:22:07,658
---
1584
01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:08,953
Sifflet
1585
01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:15,253
---
1586
01:22:26,936 --> 01:22:29,887
Deception du public
1587
01:22:33,357 --> 01:22:36,607
""Gortoz a ran""
(Denez Prigent et Lisa Gerrard)
1588
01:22:36,902 --> 01:23:54,102
---
1589
01:23:54,397 --> 01:23:58,098
- On a fait un grand match.
Soyez fiers de vous.
1590
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:01,236
Merci pour ce que vous avez fait
pour le club.
1591
01:24:02,155 --> 01:24:04,693
- C"est nous qui te remercions.
- Ouais.
1592
01:24:05,951 --> 01:24:06,816
C"etait bon.
1593
01:24:09,036 --> 01:24:11,326
- Tu m"as sauve la vie. Merci.
1594
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,198
Vous m"avez tous sauve la vie.
1595
01:24:17,837 --> 01:24:18,668
- Et Ziani ?
1596
01:24:19,798 --> 01:24:23,796
- ll va bientot sortir de l"hosto.
Tu veux pas me lacher ?
1597
01:24:24,514 --> 01:24:25,294
- Ouais.
1598
01:24:25,596 --> 01:24:25,888
La porte s"ouvre.
1599
01:24:25,888 --> 01:24:26,671
La porte s"ouvre.
1600
01:24:26,974 --> 01:24:28,432
Cris des photographes
1601
01:24:28,725 --> 01:24:31,217
---
1602
01:24:33,688 --> 01:24:36,772
ll rit.
1603
01:24:38,567 --> 01:24:40,892
Musique de western
1604
01:24:41,195 --> 01:24:50,282
---
1605
01:24:50,579 --> 01:24:52,868
- La conserverie
est fermee definitivement.
1606
01:25:00,465 --> 01:25:02,209
- La Molenaise est sauvee.
1607
01:25:07,055 --> 01:25:08,466
J"ai fait parier Nenene.
1608
01:25:08,766 --> 01:25:12,347
Marseille vainqueur aux penaltys
toutes nos economies a 10 contre 1,
1609
01:25:12,644 --> 01:25:15,396
ca fait 300 000 euros.
Plus la recette
1610
01:25:15,689 --> 01:25:18,226
et les droits tele,
le compte est bon.
1611
01:25:18,525 --> 01:25:20,068
- Un pari contre nous ?
1612
01:25:20,361 --> 01:25:21,521
- J"etais gagnant.
1613
01:25:21,819 --> 01:25:22,602
- Merci.
1614
01:25:23,156 --> 01:25:25,111
ll rit.
1615
01:25:25,407 --> 01:25:26,816
- Remettez ca en place.
1616
01:25:28,535 --> 01:25:29,863
Demain, ca tourne !
1617
01:25:30,536 --> 01:25:33,289
Cris de joie
1618
01:25:33,582 --> 01:25:40,628
---
1619
01:25:42,756 --> 01:25:45,294
Musique calme
1620
01:25:45,593 --> 01:25:49,259
---
1621
01:25:51,851 --> 01:25:52,763
- Vous partez ?
1622
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:54,509
- Oui.
1623
01:25:57,940 --> 01:25:59,054
Et vous ?
1624
01:26:00,485 --> 01:26:01,812
Vous partez quand ?
1625
01:26:10,787 --> 01:26:13,454
- Vous avez trahi ma confiance
1626
01:26:13,747 --> 01:26:15,785
en seduisant ma fille.
1627
01:26:16,082 --> 01:26:17,031
ll souffle.
1628
01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,073
ll rit.
1629
01:26:19,378 --> 01:26:20,789
Un contrat de 5 ans,
1630
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:22,831
ca vous interesse ?
1631
01:26:23,883 --> 01:26:25,210
- Ca me sauverait.
1632
01:26:25,926 --> 01:26:28,132
- J"ai fait un effort
sur les primes.
1633
01:26:29,306 --> 01:26:31,178
- Petit, l"effort.
- Au fait,
1634
01:26:31,474 --> 01:26:33,347
ou est mon thonier ?
1635
01:26:33,643 --> 01:26:37,428
""High blood pressure""
(Huey ""Piano"" Smith)
1636
01:26:37,731 --> 01:26:39,605
---
1637
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:41,809
Sirene de bateau
1638
01:26:42,110 --> 01:26:48,196
---
1639
01:26:48,493 --> 01:26:50,484
Vite, ils vont partir.
1640
01:26:50,786 --> 01:26:53,109
- Non, on reprend
les repetes demain.
1641
01:26:55,164 --> 01:26:56,362
- Je vais a Londres.
1642
01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:58,539
Tu veux pas venir avec moi ?
1643
01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:01,539
- Je reste, je vais apprendre
a faire des crepes.
1644
01:27:01,838 --> 01:27:03,461
Si tu repasses,
viens me voir.
1645
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:05,288
Sirene du bateau
1646
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,133
- Regardez-le, ce con.
1647
01:27:10,597 --> 01:27:12,554
- Eh ! Je vais a la peche.
1648
01:27:12,850 --> 01:27:16,764
Berda chante en breton
avec la foule.
1649
01:27:17,061 --> 01:27:19,553
- Tri Martolod yaouank,
1650
01:27:19,856 --> 01:27:22,477
la la la la.
Tri Martolod,
1651
01:27:22,776 --> 01:27:26,475
yaouank, la la la...
1652
01:27:26,779 --> 01:27:29,865
Tri Martolod yaouank...
1653
01:27:30,159 --> 01:27:30,990
Putain !
1654
01:27:31,285 --> 01:27:33,076
La la la...
1655
01:27:33,371 --> 01:27:34,200
Lache-moi !
1656
01:27:34,495 --> 01:27:38,327
Tri Martolod, la la la...
1657
01:27:42,171 --> 01:27:44,840
Musique douce
1658
01:27:45,131 --> 01:28:02,227
---
1659
01:28:02,525 --> 01:28:03,556
- He !
1660
01:28:03,859 --> 01:28:12,817
---
1661
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:13,783
Alors ?
1662
01:28:14,078 --> 01:28:17,114
Ca va bien ? T"as fait bon voyage ?
- Oui.
1663
01:28:17,791 --> 01:28:19,499
- Je savais que l"air breton
1664
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,786
vous reussirait.
Rires
1665
01:28:22,710 --> 01:28:23,457
- Ah !
1666
01:28:25,505 --> 01:28:27,000
- Vous vous connaissez ?
1667
01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:28,544
- C"est ma s?ur.
1668
01:28:28,842 --> 01:28:32,259
Vous me disiez qu"un bon manager
doit avoir du vice.
1669
01:28:35,933 --> 01:28:37,012
- Ah !
1670
01:28:37,310 --> 01:28:40,395
Ma pointe voltige : une mouche !
1671
01:28:40,689 --> 01:28:42,348
- Comme a la peche a la mouche.
1672
01:28:42,649 --> 01:28:43,812
- Chut !
- Ryan.
1673
01:28:44,109 --> 01:28:45,187
- Assis !
1674
01:28:46,568 --> 01:28:47,813
- Decidement...
1675
01:28:48,111 --> 01:28:50,782
- T"arretes avec tes poissons ?
- Je...
1676
01:28:51,074 --> 01:28:54,028
- Ca te plait ?
- J"aurais prefere autre chose.
1677
01:28:54,744 --> 01:28:56,404
- Chut.
C"est pas possible.
1678
01:28:56,704 --> 01:28:58,164
Rires dans la salle
1679
01:28:58,456 --> 01:29:00,496
---
1680
01:29:00,791 --> 01:29:02,748
- C"est une parabole du capitalisme.
1681
01:29:03,042 --> 01:29:05,001
Edmond Rostand etait communiste.
1682
01:29:05,295 --> 01:29:07,040
- Oui. Enleve ta main.
1683
01:29:07,340 --> 01:29:09,000
- Quoi ?
- Enleve ta main.
1684
01:29:09,301 --> 01:29:10,081
- ll faut
1685
01:29:10,385 --> 01:29:11,334
le garder.
1686
01:29:11,637 --> 01:29:12,834
- ll est d"accord.
1687
01:29:13,138 --> 01:29:14,382
- C"est genial, ca.
1688
01:29:14,681 --> 01:29:16,304
- On va devoir monter HamIet.
1689
01:29:16,598 --> 01:29:17,381
- Oh !
1690
01:29:17,684 --> 01:29:19,094
- Je coupe, je feinte...
1691
01:29:19,395 --> 01:29:22,145
Rires
1692
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:25,393
Tiens bien ta broche, Laridon !
1693
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:29,312
He ! La donc,
a la fin de l"envoi, je touche.
1694
01:29:29,612 --> 01:29:30,893
ll crie.
Applaudissements
1695
01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,776
Silence, merde !
1696
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:36,655
Musique bretonne
1697
01:29:37,328 --> 01:29:40,579
* - Apres Ie nougat de MonteIimar,
Ia fondue savoyarde,
1698
01:29:40,873 --> 01:29:43,792
* Ia saucisse de Morteau,
Ia choucroute d'AIsace,
1699
01:29:44,086 --> 01:29:46,042
* voici Ia sardine de MoIene.
1700
01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:50,418
*
---
1701
01:29:50,716 --> 01:29:54,050
* Couinements
1702
01:29:54,346 --> 01:29:56,467
* Qu'est-ce que tu me dis ?
1703
01:29:56,931 --> 01:29:59,389
* Couinements
* Tu veux aIIer en boite ?
1704
01:29:59,685 --> 01:30:02,436
*
---
1705
01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:06,679
* Couinements
1706
01:30:06,983 --> 01:30:09,273
* EIIe est bien, cette boite.
1707
01:30:17,032 --> 01:30:21,055
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