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Mr. Gustafson,
I have to talk to you.
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Mr. Gustafson, will you answer
the door, please?
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I know you're in there.
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It's no use pretending
this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
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I can't keep coming back here
every couple of days.
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You have to talk to me.
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Mr. Gustafson,
I'm just trying to help you.
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Come on, answer the door.
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I'm just gonna keep knocking.
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I'll come back, so you might
as well answer the door.
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We know you're in there.
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Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson.
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There's a letter for you, Mr. Gustafson.
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I suggest you read it.
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-Morning, dickhead.
-Hello, moron.
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What are you....
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Never mind.
Just forget it.
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-Who's the guy yakking at your door?
-Mind your own business.
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"Mind your own business."
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Tie your shoelace.
You'll fall on your stupid head.
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Shut up.
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We're having a heat wave.
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We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
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Somebody moving
into the old Clickner place.
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-You picked up on that, Sherlock.
-Excuse me.
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I wonder if you could tell me...
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where I could find Mr. Gustafson?
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Gustafson?
No, sorry.
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-Mr. John Gustafson?
-That's right.
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You mean the lowlife, asswipe,
eggsucker John Gustafson?
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Have you seen him?
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That man's crazy.
Loco.
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Always hanging out around
those kinky strip bars...
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where men take their clothes off.
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That's, of course,
if he's taken his medication.
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Medication?
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Without it, he could be anywhere.
Wandering around talking to the trees.
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Believe me, this man is a menace.
Always drinking, starting fights.
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Isn't that right?
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-But have you seen him?
-No, sorry.
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I think, perhaps...
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no.
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If you see him...
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would you give him this
and tell him he must contact...
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Mr. Snyder as soon as possible.
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That's me.
It's important.
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Important? Yes, sir.
We'll tell him when we see him.
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Look out!
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Watch out for that ice.
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Very slippery.
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Right.
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Holy moly.
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Jesus.
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A men's strip joint?
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Idiot.
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Thirty days.
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That's just great.
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...this Remington MicroScreen
Rechargeable Shaver so much...
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I bought the company.
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It shaves as close as a blade,
or I'll give you your money back.
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The first microscreen is so thin
it sha ves incredibly close.
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The second even closer.
Remington 's American--
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You should ha ve seen Mrs. Carlson 's face
when he said "It's a keeper. "
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Oh, cold enough for you?
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Shut up, fat-ass.
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It's not even Thanksgiving, and we're
enjoying our lovely fall weather.
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Six inches of snow
on the ground already...
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with tra veler's advisories
in effect throughout our area tonight...
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you'd be advised to stay inside
and ha ve yourself...
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a warm, home-cooked meal.
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Here's what's coming up this week.
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It's snow, snow, and more snow.
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We've got snow coming into
our area all week long.
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Come Sunday afternoon,
another cold front....
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What the hell!
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Holy moly.
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Oh, my God.
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You're still using
that beat-up piece of firewood?
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The Green Hornet's caught more fish
than you've lied about, Gustafson.
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You see her?
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Drives pretty fast on that snowmobile.
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Pretty damn fast.
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Did you hear about Eddie Hicks?
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Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Not quick like a stroke.
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A stroke is no damn good.
You could end up like a vegetable.
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Give me a cardiac any day.
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You know what Jacob said?
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Jacob said that old Billy Hinshel
was killed in a car crash.
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Head-on collision with a freight truck.
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Cleared his car straight over the bridge
into the Mississippi.
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Lucky bastard.
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You bet.
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How is he anyway?
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He's dead.
Died on impact.
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Jacob, moron. Jacob.
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Oh, he's fine.
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Doing real good.
Real busy and everything.
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He promised to come over
for Thanksgiving.
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Is he really running for Mayor?
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-Make a damn fine mayor, too.
-It's a good thing he's his mother's son.
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If he looked like you,
he'd never get on the ballot.
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Eat my shorts.
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-Morning, Mrs. Truax.
-Morning, how are you doing?
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Holy moly.
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-Watch your step there, ma'am.
-Thank you.
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Jesus Quincy Adams.
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I hit the cans again.
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I heard.
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How is the Grinch today?
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Ain't got a pot to piss in
or a window to throw it out of.
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Can I get you something?
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A six-pack of Schmidt and some bait.
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-Shiners or wax worms?
-I can't afford shiners, give me the worms.
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The worms are 75 cents.
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75 cents? Crime in ltaly. Chuck,
we're talking about worms not caviar.
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You go through that every time.
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Where are you going to get worms this
time of year? It's supply and demand.
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You could retire in Florida
just from selling me worms.
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Throw the beef jerky in, too.
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That's $5 for the beer and the worms.
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Your old gut can't handle jerky.
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Goddamn.
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Is Pop out there at the shanty?
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Always.
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And the moron?
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There's lots of ice out there, Gustafson.
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Should be room enough
for the both of you.
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"Lots of ice out there, Gustafson."
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Hi, Dad.
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Any luck today?
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How the hell should I know?
I just got here.
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Mel, she came by the other day...
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and said you'd been snapping.
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Like a catfish.
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I've had a lot on my mind lately.
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I'll tell what's on my mind.
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It's butt-cold out here
and I'm fresh out of beer.
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Someone moved into the Clickner place.
A woman.
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A woman?
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-Did you mount her?
-Oh, Dad.
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Does she have big thighs?
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Then what's the problem?
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If I was a young fellow like you,
I'd be mounting...
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every woman in Wabasha.
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Keep the change.
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Hi, Punky.
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Hi, John.
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The Green Hornet strikes again.
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Caught my limit.
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You only snagged one.
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Two fish are on there,
you bonehead.
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I throw back what
I'm not going to eat.
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Yeah, like that 40-pound muskie
you're always yakking about.
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It's a shame nobody ever sees you
with these monsters.
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You're gonna love it, Goldman.
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Go to work, baby.
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What is it?
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Oh, my God, they've come for me.
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Oh, my God. I....
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You see, I was....
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I hope you don't mind,
but I saw your light on...
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and I was wondering
if I might use your bathroom.
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What?
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-Your toilet is broken?
-No, thank goodness.
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I don't know, the house seemed so empty
tonight. I do so love bathrooms.
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Did you know you can tell a lot
about a person from his bathroom?
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I didn't know that.
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There it is.
I can't wait to see what I find in there.
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Much better than having your palm read.
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Give me 30 seconds
in a person's bathroom...
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and I'll give you a complete
and accurate profile.
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-There's a guest bathroom, please.
-I'll only be a minute.
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So?
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Fascinating.
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Don't you think it's time
you finally introduced yourself?
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John Gustafson, right?
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I took some of your mail yesterday
to find out who you were.
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But you don't get much and
what you do get doesn't paint a picture.
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-Taking mail is a federal offense.
-I know.
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Sometimes you must go a long distance
out of the way...
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in order to return
a short distance correctly.
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Don't you find that, too? I love that line.
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I have to confess it's not mine.
It's from The Zoo Story by Edward Albee.
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I teach American literature
at Winona State University.
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I started yesterday.
I love the classics, don't you?
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-Well, I also read Field & Stream.
-lndeed?
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You have a whole library
up there from what I could see.
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There's something really rugged
and virile about the outdoors.
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My manners.
I'm sorry.
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I'm Ariel Truax.
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How do you do?
I'm John Gustafson.
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Yes, I know.
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When did you
move into the Clickner place?
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I'm sure you know that.
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Since I got here, you and Max Goldman...
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have been stuck up against your windows
watching me like two Garfield cats.
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Like the kind
people stick to their car windows.
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The little suction cups they have....
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Squirrels.
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Been watching squirrels. One's been
making a nest under your eaves.
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Sure, John.
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Here's your mail.
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There's nothing addressed
to a Mrs. Gustafson.
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By the state of your bathroom,
I presume you're a bachelor.
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Gay or straight?
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Heterosexual or homosexual?
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Jeez Louise....
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It's a perfectly legitimate question.
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Maybe in California
but here in Minnesota....
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Have I upset you?
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It's the middle of the night
and I don't know what....
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Do you want me to leave?
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No. Yes.
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It was very nice meeting you,
John Gustafson.
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And now that we know each other,
don't be a stranger, neighbor.
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Oh, and John...
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king's rook to queen's bishop three.
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Don't ring that up yet.
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I need something for my lumbago.
The pain is killing me.
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It's killing you, my ass. He doesn't
know the meaning of the word pain.
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I got a pinched sciatica that makes
your lumbago look like eye strain.
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Pain. He wants to talk about pain.
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I had a gallstone the size of a baseball.
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Gallstones are for pussies.
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When I had shingles
did you see me complain to Phil?
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-Did you?
-Shingles schmingles.
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When I had my ulcers, I was...
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farting razor blades.
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Good morning, John.
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You must be Max Goldman.
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Hi, I'm Ariel Truax, your new neighbor.
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Pleasure.
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Isn't it a peach of a day?
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Listen, I have something for you.
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It was dropped off
at my house by accident.
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Some of your mail.
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Here you are. Sorry.
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Have my herbal therapy oils arrived yet?
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They arrived this morning.
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Special delivery from California.
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Wonderful.
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Yes, there's nothing like the scent of...
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fresh tea tree...
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just soaking into your pores.
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Don't you agree?
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Lovely.
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Thank you.
It was such a pleasure meeting you...
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and I'm sure we're going to see
a lot of one another.
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Goodbye, gentlemen. Goodbye, John.
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Holy moly.
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Now wait. You got all
four wheels on the track?
254
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All right. Careful, fellas.
255
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,393
Be careful. That's over 100 years old.
Damn thing might collapse.
256
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,074
-Hi, sweetheart. How are you?
-Hi, Dad.
257
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,799
-There's Granddaddy's little girl.
-What's going on?
258
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,789
-I'm getting rid of that. It's just firewood.
-Why?
259
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,395
I don't know. I don't play it much.
It sits around collecting dust.
260
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,959
You love that piano.
261
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,430
Granddaddy's got a surprise
for you in the house, pumpkin.
262
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,037
Just a little C-A-N-D-Y.
It's not going to kill her.
263
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,989
Which one?
264
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,356
Which hand? This one?
265
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,119
That's the one.
266
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,633
There you are, sweet pea.
267
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,472
-How about that? Here.
-Dad.
268
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,035
-ls there something wrong?
-No. Nothing's wrong at all.
269
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,193
With me....
270
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,074
-People are asking about you.
-I know.
271
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:57,114
Yeah, I keep telling them
that you and Mike are doing just fine.
272
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,509
It's just a lot of gum-flapping.
273
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,074
-Mike and I aren't fine.
-That's what I thought.
274
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,830
We're gonna separate for a while.
275
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,752
Honey, marriage isn't easy.
You got to work at it.
276
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,755
It's hard to work at it
when he's never there.
277
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,752
Sounds familiar. Mother wondered
where I was for 20 years.
278
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,355
You really think I wanted two jobs?
I didn't do that for me.
279
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,715
I was doing it for you, Brian, your mother.
280
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,792
Dad, this isn't about you.
It's about me and Mike.
281
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,237
I'm sorry. I keep....
282
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,269
I'm sorry. I love you so much.
283
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,477
Well, whatever you and Mike decide is....
284
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,552
I never liked him anyway.
285
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,632
Who is that?
286
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,318
I don't know.
287
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,111
She seems to know you.
288
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,878
-Does she always do that?
-I don't know.
289
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,237
This is great.
290
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,958
We hope you enjoyed
our feature presentation.
291
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,237
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million...
292
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,311
jackpot on Powerball.
293
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,232
Followed by local news.
294
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,469
Out of the way.
295
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,155
Come on, baby. I've got to win $1 million.
296
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,515
Who's that?
297
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,997
Jacob, you got my vote.
That's terrific.
298
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,629
Come on in. Have a little TV dinner.
Lasagna's heating up now.
299
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,632
No time. I just dropped by to give you
this placard for the yard.
300
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,119
I have to deliver a lot.
301
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,872
Just have one drink.
302
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,992
I can't. Sorry. I'll call you.
303
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,071
No, close the door. Come in.
304
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,515
Wait a minute. Give me a minute.
305
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,151
I'll be with you in a second. I have to do
something here that's very important.
306
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,472
$6.4 million is our estimated jackpot.
307
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,357
You could be our next millionaire.
308
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:54,269
To win the jackpot, correctly match
five white balls and the red powerball.
309
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,351
Our first number is a--
310
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,912
What's going on?
311
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,309
Seven.
312
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,676
Number four. Remember, to win
the jackpot, match 5 white balls...
313
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,318
and the red powerball.
314
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,154
Come on.
315
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,157
Schmuck doesn't know what's happening.
316
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,434
...a 25.
317
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,513
There's just one more white ball
and here it is--
318
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,278
Jesus Christ.
319
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,994
Goldman.
320
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,232
Goldman. It's Goldman.
321
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,714
You're a child.
322
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,916
Don't tell me.
It isn't me.
323
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,558
It never is.
324
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,114
I'm sure John started every fight
since 1940.
325
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,309
Thirty eight.
326
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,471
It's ridiculous.
327
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,879
Come over here and apologize.
328
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,996
-Come here.
-I'm not apologizing to anybody.
329
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,036
You're letting the cold air in.
330
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,192
Take that, you criminal.
331
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,474
I don't believe it.
That old trick?
332
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:34,476
This is between me and your father.
There's no need for you to get involved.
333
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,318
I don't say anything on one condition.
334
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,311
Put one of these in your yard.
335
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,872
I'd be proud to.
336
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,872
Hey, not one word
to your old man, remember?
337
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,713
Have fun, Johnny.
338
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,676
Hey, dickhead, you win the lottery?
339
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,869
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
340
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,278
Got to use hot water, you schmuck.
341
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,118
You'll never get me.
342
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,717
See you later.
343
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,516
Up yours, Gustafson.
344
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,795
What the hell is that smell?
345
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,431
Watch it, bonehead.
346
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,318
Mrs. Cusack over at the store
said she came in yesterday...
347
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,595
to buy some candles and incense.
348
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,635
Ask me, she's probably a member
of one of them religious cults.
349
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,314
-You say she's all alone?
-What I heard.
350
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,278
She's available and hot to trot.
351
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,271
-Moron.
-Putz.
352
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,195
Max was telling me
about your new neighbor.
353
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,349
What?
354
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,752
My new neighbor? Oh, yes, new neighbor.
She came over to see me last night.
355
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,989
What?
356
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,957
About 1 :30 in the morning.
357
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,032
Why would a woman come over
at 1 :30 to see you?
358
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,112
Why do you think?
I'll have a six-pack.
359
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,677
Women and fish...
360
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,354
you can never
catch either one of them, Gustafson.
361
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,637
I've laid more pipe in this town
than Wabasha Plumbing.
362
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,600
You're going to go after her?
363
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,833
Oh, jeez. God no. She's too....
She's too disturbed for me.
364
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,391
-For you maybe.
-I won't have anything to do with her.
365
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,875
Women fall too hard for me.
366
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,837
They get obsessed with me.
367
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,033
It's like one of them
Fatal Attraction things...
368
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,873
that they show on
The Donahue Show, you know.
369
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,555
You guys
are the biggest damn bullshitters...
370
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,030
in this entire frozen nation.
371
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,669
You're just plain chicken...
372
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,557
both of you, if you ask me.
373
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,036
A beautiful woman just sitting there...
374
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,310
20 feet from your front yards...
375
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,473
and you're trying to tell me
you'd rather park your wrinkly butts...
376
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,475
on a frozen piece of ice
kissing up to buckets of fish bait.
377
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,595
Gee, listen to Casanova.
378
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,360
Yeah, he's a regular Don Juan.
379
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,557
No wonder the ladies "Don Juan"
anything to do with you.
380
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,437
-That's it.
-That did it. Bye.
381
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,431
I'm out.
382
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,949
Hey, Max, say hello to Jake for me.
383
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,838
Why don't you come over
and have some turkey with us?
384
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,480
There's always plenty of bird
with just Jacob and me.
385
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,028
That way you can spend next week
in bed with ptomaine.
386
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,793
Come over to my place,
Melanie cooks up a feast.
387
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,310
Thanks. But you know those old boys
at the VFW...
388
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,436
expect me every Thanksgiving.
389
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,511
Forget it. See you, Chuck.
390
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,552
-Moron.
-Putz.
391
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,039
Tell me something.
392
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,838
-Do I stink?
-Yeah.
393
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,673
Not you, smartass.
Didn't ask you.
394
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,997
I could smell it in the car.
This stink.
395
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,595
Is it me?
396
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,509
Yep.
397
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,629
Damn.
398
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,435
What the hell is that?
399
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,672
For Christ's sake.
400
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,959
Gustafson.
401
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,830
You schmuck.
402
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,839
Damn disgrace
the way they coach that team.
403
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,995
Stay there.
404
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,077
Stay there, you little bastard.
405
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,832
It's the Green Hornet.
406
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,277
-How are you, Punky?
-Hey, buttercup.
407
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,278
Give me two packs of Camels...
408
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,319
and a cup of your special coffee,
you love muffin.
409
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,028
You should smoke filter cigarettes.
410
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,511
Yeah, well, I'm 94 years old.
What the hell do I care?
411
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,072
Thank you, dear.
412
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,519
Max is here.
413
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,796
Come on, love muffin.
414
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,636
Thanks.
415
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,191
-You were always there to save me.
-Yeah, right.
416
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,840
When Billy Gerber locked me
in the tree house...
417
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,512
you were my knight in shining armor.
418
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,750
And I got a black eye for my effort.
419
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,637
-Let me get that.
-There you go.
420
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,517
I always knew, you know.
421
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,715
Knew what?
422
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,834
That you had a crush on me
since 6th grade.
423
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,474
You watched me
with your dad's binoculars.
424
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,516
What? No.
425
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,109
You never wondered why my curtains
were open just enough?
426
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,078
I thought I was lucky.
427
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,030
I just did it to torture you.
428
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,589
Well, you succeeded wonderfully.
429
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,831
How come you never asked me out?
430
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,752
Hey, Mel. Hi, Jakie.
431
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,229
Mel, is the turkey
supposed to be smoking?
432
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,149
I better run.
See you.
433
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,239
Happy Thanksgiving.
434
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,031
-How are you?
-Good.
435
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,156
They're getting a divorce.
436
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,433
Mel and Mike are divorcing.
They call it a separation, but it's divorce.
437
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,756
I'm sorry to hear that.
438
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,312
-So, are you seeing anyone special?
-Me?
439
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,590
-No, I guess not. Nobody serious.
-What do you know?
440
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,471
We got a new neighbor, did you hear?
441
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,075
Everyone in town
is talking about this woman.
442
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,269
She hasn't been out since 1 1 :20.
443
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,550
-What are you doing? Clocking her?
-She keeps odd hours.
444
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,197
Very interesting woman.
445
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,350
Sounds like a wacko to me.
446
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,189
I haven't had sex for 15 years.
447
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,198
Could I have some?
448
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,119
-Oh, my....
-Too much, Dad?
449
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,474
That was plenty.
450
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,676
Give Jakie some leftovers to take home.
451
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,273
He'll have his own leftovers.
452
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,148
That pre-cooked stuff his old man gets?
That tastes like cardboard.
453
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,830
Why don't you go and talk to her?
454
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,479
Talk to who?
455
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,069
You spent half the meal
staring out the window.
456
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,149
Squirrels.
457
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,834
The squirrels on her roof.
That's what I was staring at.
458
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,789
You're a handsome guy with a nice house,
a good pension. You got a lot to offer.
459
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,996
Well, I got something to offer her.
460
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,111
I got zip to offer her.
461
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,270
I can't tell if this is done.
462
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,678
Do you know how many minutes
this needs to cook?
463
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,554
Getting hungry.
464
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,792
Sure be nice to have some turkey
right about now.
465
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,875
Remember the turkey
your mother used to make?
466
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,350
-Oh, yeah.
-Damn, she was a good cook.
467
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,871
-You remember the stuffing?
-The best.
468
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,838
How about those potato latkes?
469
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,796
I thought you said
Chuck was going to VFW.
470
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,030
-He is.
-I don't think so.
471
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,872
What are you talking about?
472
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,952
Looks like he's making a house call.
473
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,189
What?
474
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,269
What in the....
475
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,078
Hell is he doing there?
476
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,075
-He's going to do it.
-So?
477
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,479
What?
478
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,149
What is he doing in that crazy....
479
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,913
-Son of a....
-Jealous?
480
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,151
He's in.
481
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,830
Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye
to the optometrist.
482
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,911
Oh, Jeez, Dad.
What?
483
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,876
Chuck, where are you?
484
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,312
Hello, fellas.
485
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,269
-Some game last night.
-Double overtime.
486
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,870
-Blackhawks were killers, weren't they?
-Did you catch the game?
487
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,509
No.
488
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,278
Sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
489
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,033
How was the turkey at the VFW
this year, Chucky?
490
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,471
The turkey this year...
491
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,478
was delicious.
492
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,751
-Come on.
-We saw you.
493
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,831
-You were there half the night.
-What'd you do?
494
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,070
-What's it like in there?
-What'd she say?
495
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,559
Fellas.
496
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,348
Some experiences in life are too rich...
497
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,637
and too beautiful to put into words.
498
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,031
What does that mean exactly?
499
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,511
Could have been either of you
if you just had the guts to ask.
500
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,119
-You and she?
-I'm not talking about sex, dummies.
501
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,918
-No?
-Of course not.
502
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,873
I get it.
503
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,228
Your old pal failed you, Chuck?
504
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,994
Couldn't rise to the occasion?
505
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,148
-Yes, the spirit was willing....
-But the flesh was....
506
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,434
Weak.
507
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,790
Okay, if it wasn't sex what was it?
508
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,917
It was an awakening.
509
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,558
Ariel reminded me that I was alive.
510
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,111
That I was a man full of energy,
love, and passion.
511
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,794
It was like being young again.
512
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,990
If only for a moment.
513
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,311
Couldn't get it up, huh?
514
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,475
Get out of here, both of you.
515
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,239
Yeah, I'll see you.
516
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,114
-So long.
-Hey, boys.
517
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,877
That's not just a woman
living across your street.
518
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,231
She's an angel.
519
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,510
Angel, right.
Take it easy.
520
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,439
See you.
521
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,113
Holy moly.
522
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,355
Look at all the crap you....
Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
523
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,910
-Well, it's my inspiration.
-You're an artist?
524
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,028
I try.
525
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,473
I used to teach courses
in Expressionism at Berkeley.
526
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,672
But now I'm back to
the classics of literature.
527
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,996
Berkeley, that explains it.
528
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,714
Oh, my God.
529
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,475
What?
530
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,151
Your TV.
It's got no guts.
531
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,754
I took them out.
532
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,230
How could you do that
to a '54 Super Zenith?
533
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,591
This TV is a classic.
534
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,638
I can fix it for you if you wanted me to.
535
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,593
That's what I used to do.
I was a TV repairman.
536
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,478
That's so sweet, Max, but...
537
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,194
I think it works quite well...
538
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,992
just the way it is.
539
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,474
How the hell does she see any shows?
540
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,559
Holy moly.
541
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:38,948
I see you've met Ernest.
542
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,994
-Who?
-The model was my husband.
543
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,872
He sure wasn't pleased about
modeling in the nude.
544
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,713
Took quite a bit of prompting, I must say.
545
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,274
He's....
546
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,199
Passed on.
547
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,072
Five years ago.
548
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,312
Would you like some coffee?
549
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,559
Cream and sugar?
550
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,998
Sure moved around a lot
the last few years, didn't you?
551
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:22,552
Yes, I think it's exciting
to experience new things...
552
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,552
new places, and meet new people.
553
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,868
Like you.
554
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,994
Do you paint?
555
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,353
Paint? Me?
Sure do.
556
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:38,109
I paint the shed every spring.
557
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,751
-You get it?
-I get it.
558
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,353
I mean, you know...
559
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,119
pictures, paintings.
560
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,239
What for?
561
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,758
Everyone needs some form of...
562
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,834
release.
563
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,354
I fish.
564
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,349
Fish?
565
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,870
Yeah, fish.
I can see the beauty in that.
566
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,269
Yeah?
567
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,712
Miss Truax...
568
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,233
would you honor me by accompanying me
to my ice shanty tomorrow?
569
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,431
I'd be honored.
570
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,878
-See you tomorrow.
-Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
571
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,079
Be careful.
572
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,795
We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
573
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,269
We're having a heat wave
574
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,715
-I can't hold it.
-Reel him in.
575
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,916
-I can't hold him, Max.
-Work him.
576
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,913
-I am trying. I can't hold it.
-Reel it in.
577
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,349
-I'm trying but I can't.
-Okay, give me the pole.
578
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,829
Hold on. Not on your life.
579
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,956
Pull it. You got to pull it.
No, don't pull too hard. That's it.
580
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,399
Morning, John.
581
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,838
Morning, Punky.
582
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,915
-I almost lost him.
-Max, he's just magnificent.
583
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,276
He's a record breaker.
You've got a 3-footer.
584
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,075
I can see the beauty in this now.
585
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,357
-Can you see it?
-Yes, the lure. No, the fight.
586
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,636
-Wait till I show the guys.
-The catch.
587
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,029
-What a catch.
-And then the release.
588
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,550
-What? There's no release.
-Yes, it's beautiful.
589
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,235
No, what's beautiful is this monster
on my wall stuffed.
590
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,192
There can be no stuffing.
This is a live creature.
591
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,675
Full of courage and life.
592
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,111
Nobody will believe me.
Let me get a camera.
593
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,637
-I hear the water calling it back.
-Where is it?
594
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,358
-Here we go.
-Wait.
595
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,079
-Calling.
-Here. Hold it.
596
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,069
Hey, Pop.
597
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,114
Hey. Just finishing breakfast.
598
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,799
So I see.
599
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,358
Colder than a witch's titty out there.
600
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,278
Where did you get this fishing pole?
601
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,033
I snagged it about an hour ago.
602
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,715
The only damn thing I caught all day.
603
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,514
Chuck, guess what Pop found.
604
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,674
You forgot to unlock
the back door, you dummy.
605
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,230
Isn't it wonderful to have
a little adventure every day?
606
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,960
You're one hell of a fisherman, Ariel.
607
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,871
I learned from the best.
608
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,669
Hope you weren't mad at me
for putting them back.
609
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,672
That's okay.
Gustafson does the same thing.
610
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,515
He just keeps the ones he eats.
That's what he says.
611
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,631
I think he never catches them.
612
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,109
I think we're going to be great friends.
613
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,072
Friends is good.
That's good, isn't it?
614
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,153
How about some supper tonight?
After your class, I mean.
615
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:54,518
Thank you so much, but I already
have made plans. I'm sorry.
616
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,068
-I'll take a rain check.
-That's a deal.
617
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,598
Until we meet again, my dear Ariel.
618
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,029
Goodbye.
619
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,391
Watch out.
Don't slip.
620
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,757
Well, Gustafson,
looks like the best man won.
621
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,315
You always were a lousy loser.
622
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,388
He's dead.
623
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,749
-What? Who?
-Chuck.
624
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,199
Chuck? How?
625
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,191
Last night in his sleep.
626
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,913
In his sleep.
627
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,953
Lucky bastard.
628
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,556
You might have known
if you hadn't been out with that minx.
629
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,712
Hey, it ain't my fault.
Chuck was my friend, too.
630
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,350
You call yourself a friend,
you bastard.
631
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,034
Watch your mouth, you dumb Swede.
632
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,236
Don't tell me what to do.
633
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,552
Big man with the axe in your hand.
634
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,791
Axe? You want to clock me?
You think you can take me? Come on.
635
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,992
All right. 1937, at Todd Field...
636
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,949
I kicked your ass after football practice
when you stole my liniment.
637
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,112
-I kicked your ass and I can do it again.
-Bullshit.
638
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,191
Give it your best shot, shrimp.
639
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,719
It's not worth it.
640
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,395
Get out of there.
641
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,075
Damn.
642
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,476
He has the intelligence
quotient of a newt.
643
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,634
Shrimp thinks he can get funny
with me.
644
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,473
Left hook...
645
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,312
right cross...
646
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,913
and dump him.
647
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,118
I'm going to kill him.
648
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,315
God damn you, Goldman, you....
649
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,713
I'm Elliot Snyder
of the lnternal Revenue Service.
650
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,189
I'm asking you
to accompany me to my office.
651
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,596
I was wondering where you were.
652
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,198
I had a little business.
653
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,351
I hope it went all right.
654
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,075
-What are you doing?
-Cooking.
655
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,749
Wait, I can't have anything spicy.
656
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,115
If it's too exciting,
I'm up all night.
657
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,034
Good.
I'm making Szechwan.
658
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,397
From the moment I saw you, I could feel
that we had the same kind of aura.
659
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,517
-That we share something special.
-Teaching.
660
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,872
39 years I taught American History
at Wabasha High.
661
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,471
History, it's so romantic.
662
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,080
Great dental plan.
663
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,155
The ideas you brought to
those young minds.
664
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,754
Kids think they know it all, right?
665
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,117
Once in a while you reach one.
You touch them somehow.
666
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,156
-I did that once.
-Really?
667
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,071
It was my RooseveIt's New Deal lecture.
668
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,357
I touched a kid on the back of his head
while he was snoring.
669
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,279
You're so bad.
670
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,839
You know...
671
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,915
Chuck, he....
672
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,075
I know.
673
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,753
We can be thankful that
we had the privilege of knowing him...
674
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,512
while he was here.
675
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,434
To Chuck.
676
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,552
Yes, to Chuck.
677
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,479
Thank you, John.
It was a wonderful evening.
678
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,073
Thank you, Ariel.
679
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,352
Pop, you think I should I call her?
680
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,953
-What?
-The woman.
681
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,272
Well, let me tell you something, John.
682
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,074
The first 90 years or so...
683
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,276
they go by pretty fast.
684
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,477
-What?
-The first 90 years go by fast.
685
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,677
How would you know?
You're just a damn kid.
686
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,591
I didn't say it, you did.
687
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,393
Well, they do. They go fast.
688
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,471
Then one day you wake up...
689
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,152
and you realize...
690
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,238
that you're not 81 anymore.
691
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,193
You begin to count the minutes
rather than the days...
692
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,989
and you realize
that pretty soon you'll be gone.
693
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,390
And that all you have, see,
is the experiences.
694
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:50,109
That's all there is.
Everything. The experiences.
695
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,556
You mount the woman, son.
696
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,793
Or else...
697
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,156
send her out to me.
698
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,198
I happened to come by these two tickets
for the Gopher game.
699
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,549
Ever play much ice hockey?
700
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,991
We had an appointment.
701
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,394
There she is. Wabasha.
702
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,711
It is just beautiful.
703
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,839
Yeah, from up here. I used to camp
up here when I was a kid.
704
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,998
What are you thinking?
705
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,753
I'm sorry.
706
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,034
It's the snow...
707
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,752
reminded me of the last Christmas
I spent with my husband.
708
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,152
-Are you all right?
-Yes, an angel.
709
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,277
-What?
-I'm making a snow angel, remember?
710
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:49,914
I remember.
711
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,398
Do you believe in angels?
712
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,598
They're all around us.
713
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,638
You've got to look hard
but they're there...
714
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,519
whenever anything good happens to us.
715
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,632
I think I see one.
716
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,873
Look at how large Papa 's
bald spot is.
717
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,999
Actually does look like
hair growing there.
718
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,278
...you could imagine problems
that will become reality.
719
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,034
Give it all you've got.
Again and again and again.
720
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,996
I'll have you mated in three moves.
721
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,835
Shouldn't we get to know each other
a little better first?
722
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,230
You have a wonderful smile.
You should wear it more often.
723
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,680
I bring it out on special occasions.
724
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,113
Tell me, who's this?
725
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,959
-What?
-Over here.
726
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,230
That's my dad. That's Pop.
727
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,438
This handsome guy, you know him, right?
728
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,796
My daughter Melanie and her mother,
and Melanie and her husband, Mike.
729
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,154
She's beautiful.
730
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,271
Who are these people here?
731
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,477
That little girl is Alexandra,
my granddaughter.
732
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,835
-My son, Brian.
-He's so handsome.
733
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,919
Lost him in Vietnam.
734
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,753
-I'm so sorry.
-It's okay. It's all right.
735
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,599
These little guys.
736
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,958
That's me and the moron.
737
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,154
Of course it's Max.
He's ugly isn't he?
738
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,108
-You mean you were friends?
-I was 10 and didn't know any better.
739
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,836
What can make two grown men
spend most of their lives fighting?
740
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,354
-Guess.
-A woman.
741
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,474
How romantic.
742
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,634
No, it wasn't romantic at all.
743
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,195
What did I know, I was just a kid.
744
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,716
Which I am not anymore.
745
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,751
I think it's kind of late.
746
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,232
Oh, yeah. I guess....
747
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,912
It's time for bed.
748
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,319
God, you are dumb, dumb, dumb.
749
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,756
Ariel, I'm sorry that....
750
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,951
I thought you said....
751
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,191
I said it's time for bed.
752
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,800
Well, wait, what about....
753
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,871
-What?
-Well, you've been seeing....
754
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:26,949
Max?
755
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,078
He's just my friend.
756
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,109
The last man I slept
with was my husband.
757
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,358
Wait a minute.
758
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,078
I'm not prepared.
759
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,355
These days, they say
you have to do safe sex.
760
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,115
When was the last time
you made love?
761
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,396
October 4...
762
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,159
1978.
763
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,876
I think we're safe.
764
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,674
Good morning.
765
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,119
Are those for me?
766
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,438
They're just beautiful.
Thank you.
767
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,474
They're for you.
I got them for you.
768
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,068
Thank you.
How sweet.
769
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,152
Got them for you.
770
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,998
Snake in the grass.
771
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,750
Burn, baby, burn.
772
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,229
Creep.
773
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,955
Holy shit. Max.
Stop the car, you idiot.
774
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,273
Look out, Goldman's gone nuts.
775
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,557
-Max, you've really lost it.
-Dirty little bastard.
776
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,312
Are you out of your mind?
777
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,191
He belongs in a rubber room.
778
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,109
I fixed your fishing pole.
779
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,755
Who cares about
a damn fishing pole?
780
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,558
You can shove that pole.
781
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:33,235
You think a lousy old pole
is going to replace her?
782
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,039
Are you crazy?
783
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,870
Don't egg him on. Go back
to your fishing and leave him alone.
784
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,951
We'll settle this thing.
785
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,195
Cut it out.
786
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,995
Shrimp, you're not going anywhere.
787
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,154
Come on.
788
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,879
-You broke my nose.
-I didn't break your damn nose.
789
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,759
Look at that.
What the hell has gotten into you?
790
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,910
-You stole her, didn't you?
-What?
791
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,228
She's mine.
792
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,279
-Says who?
-Says me.
793
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,952
She came to me.
794
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,154
You're stealing her
away just like May.
795
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,073
Could I remind you, Einstein,
May was no prize.
796
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,229
She was to me.
797
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,118
I was married to her for 20 years.
She was no prize.
798
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,078
-She was to me.
-That's why you are a moron.
799
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,596
If you'd stayed with May you wouldn't
have had Amy, who was a good woman.
800
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,399
-She was the best.
-And more loyal than May ever was.
801
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,595
-Absolutely.
-So.
802
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,119
So what?
803
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,473
Well, did you?
804
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,029
What?
805
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,634
You know.
806
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,550
-That's a private matter.
-Private, my foot. Did you?
807
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,517
-...all I can tell you.
-You better tell me.
808
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,194
Okay, we danced the horizontal mambo.
809
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,636
It was the greatest sex I ever had
in my life. Are you happy?
810
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,075
Drop that fish.
811
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:37,795
Don't make me
have to separate you two again.
812
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,310
Go to your shanties, all of you.
813
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,710
You're scaring the fish away.
814
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,389
Damn kids.
815
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,197
Kids. You can't live with them,
can't shoot them.
816
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,312
How you going to take care
of her, Gustafson?
817
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:02,919
How are you going to support her
when the lRS takes your house away?
818
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,549
I can't wait around for another Amy.
I ain't got time.
819
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,357
This time you win.
820
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:32,238
If you're not going to keep
our date tonight, I'll bring the date to you.
821
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:36,390
You promised to come over
and give me the New Deal lecture...
822
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,755
-and like a good student--
-What's that?
823
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,869
A gift.
824
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,438
A snow angel.
825
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,352
You inspired it.
826
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,559
I can't accept it.
827
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,959
Why not?
828
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,076
It might be a very good idea
if we didn't see each other.
829
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,070
For a while. Give each of us
a chance to be alone and....
830
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,952
But I thought....
831
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,319
God damn it. In the first place
I'm too old for you. Okay?
832
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,278
I don't like you coming over here
any time you feel like it.
833
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,352
I don't like you hanging around here
all day long.
834
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,873
I'm not like you.
I'm not afraid to be alone.
835
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:29,151
I am not afraid to be alone.
836
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,278
I just prefer
to experience things...
837
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,909
and not watch them on television
or out the windows like you do.
838
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,389
Don't you understand?
I like being alone.
839
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,277
I understand.
840
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,153
I understand completely.
841
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:45,471
-You don't know a damn thing about me.
-I do, too.
842
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:50,749
I know the only things in life that
you regret are the risks you don't take.
843
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,793
But you wouldn't understand that.
Because you're too pig-headed.
844
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,349
Damn.
845
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,551
How are you doing?
846
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,313
-Merry Christmas.
-Congratulations on the election.
847
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,994
That's old news.
Where have you been?
848
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:59,272
I had all this stuff
that I had to get taken care of.
849
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,435
Melanie said
she's going to come by tonight.
850
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,988
-You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
-ls that right?
851
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:08,356
-Why don't you drop over later?
-I'll do that.
852
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:27,592
This neighborhood will be a lot safer
without that snowmobile around.
853
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:29,875
Hi, Jacob. Hello, putz.
854
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,112
Merry Christmas, John.
855
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,234
Your cat crapped on my steps again.
856
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,749
Who says you can't train a cat?
857
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:47,833
It's a warning. If it happens again
I'll punch you in the nose.
858
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,712
He started it.
859
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,319
Where's Santa's favorite little girl?
860
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,879
Merry Christmas, Dad.
861
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,189
Hi, John.
862
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,757
What, no twinkle lights?
863
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,797
I forgot about them this year.
864
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,079
Be polite.
865
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:32,031
Merry Christmas.
866
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,558
Can I put Allie in your bed?
867
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:38,710
-Sure.
-Good night, baby.
868
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,031
Bedtime. Say good night to Grandpa.
869
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,672
How've you been?
870
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,559
Lousy. Thought you two
were getting a divorce.
871
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,109
Actually, it's only a separation.
872
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,628
I had to work some things out for myself
before we could work on us.
873
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,117
Did you get it worked out?
874
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,752
As far as I can tell.
875
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,752
That's great, Mike.
876
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,719
Maybe the rest of us
should put our lives on hold...
877
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,792
for the next two weeks
while you fill up with enough booze...
878
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,394
to make up your mind.
879
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,799
You know...
880
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,198
I think I'll grab a beer.
881
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,589
Grab a beer.
It's in the fridge.
882
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,594
-What had gotten into you?
-I don't know.
883
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,318
Grab me one, too.
884
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,675
Dad, try and understand...
885
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,558
he says he's all straightened out.
886
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:50,236
What do I know? I'm 68 years old.
I got no house, no wife, no pension.
887
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:51,588
What are you saying?
888
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,672
I don't know one damn thing,
but I know this.
889
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:59,436
The only things in this life that you regret
are the risks you didn't take.
890
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:01,511
If you see a chance to be happy...
891
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,354
grab it with both hands and
to hell with the consequences.
892
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:15,318
I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
893
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,717
Sweetheart, I'm going to walk down
to Slippery's.
894
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,274
What?
895
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,149
Hey, Jakie.
Merry Christmas.
896
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,559
Merry Christmas.
897
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,639
Is this a bad time?
898
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,199
I'm sorry.
899
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,997
I don't know what's wrong with him.
He just exploded.
900
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,877
You want me to go after him?
901
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,350
He'll cool off down at Slippery's.
Come on in.
902
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:51,989
What's that?
903
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,590
This is broccoli.
904
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,438
Pop didn't have mistletoe.
905
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,990
Mike. Hey! You're next, big guy.
906
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,229
Hi, Stinky.
907
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,598
I just came by
to wish you all a Merry Christmas.
908
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,592
That was sweet, Jacob.
Wasn't that sweet, Mike?
909
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,356
Sweet and short.
910
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,032
Good to see you, Mike.
911
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,120
-Could I ask you a favor?
-Sure.
912
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:38,757
Could you have a word with your dad?
See if they can't make up for Christmas.
913
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,277
Sure. Absolutely.
914
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,392
That would be great.
915
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,795
Merry Christmas.
916
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,671
Over to Gustafson's?
917
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,752
Melanie there?
918
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,755
She look good?
919
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,551
Very. She also looks
to still be married.
920
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,392
What? Mike's back?
921
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,159
Looks that way.
922
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,949
Melanie said that
John just exploded and walked out.
923
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,873
-So?
-So what's going on?
924
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,838
Nothing that shouldn't
have happened years ago.
925
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:38,031
He tried to steal her away from me,
but I won.
926
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,230
Could you at least talk to him?
927
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,477
My door is open.
He knows where to find me.
928
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,719
He started it.
929
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,957
I don't care who started it,
you're going to end it.
930
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:57,275
I don't like him.
I never liked him.
931
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,316
It's Christmas, Pop.
932
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:03,555
You could go down to Slippery's
and make peace with the man.
933
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,514
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
934
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:14,273
This 1,500-pound moose
is the real thing, folks.
935
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,439
Reared by local volunteer firefighter,
Peter Carlson, of Wabasha.
936
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,353
He found it injured while hunting,
brought it home...
937
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,158
and raised it in his home.
938
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,519
Merry Christmas.
939
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,594
Moron.
940
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,194
Putz.
941
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,314
Thank you.
942
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:54,799
Jacob says Mike and Melanie
are getting back together.
943
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:57,430
He doesn't know his ass
from a hole in the ground.
944
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,397
Melanie is getting a divorce.
945
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,878
I got a couple of things
I want to tell you.
946
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,512
The reason
I came down here tonight is...
947
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,159
I wanted to tell you--
948
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,037
Spit it out.
I haven't got all night.
949
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:15,599
-Don't shout.
-I'm not.
950
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,719
Bust my tucchus to come here
on Christmas Eve to thank you...
951
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,796
and all you do is shout at me.
952
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,472
To thank me?
953
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,793
All right, I take it back.
I don't thank you.
954
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,631
Jesus, it's impossible.
955
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,199
Look, Goldman...
956
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,991
I want to ask you something.
957
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:47,069
Well, what? I ain't got all night, either.
I'm just as busy as you are.
958
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,513
Do you love her?
959
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:52,638
Do I love her?
What does that have to do with anything?
960
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,075
It would make
the whole thing worthwhile.
961
01:19:55,160 --> 01:20:00,075
You know something, I think you've
lost whatever marbles you ever had.
962
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:03,272
Do you think you walked
on coals for me?
963
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,716
Gave me back my old fishing pole
and I said "thank you."
964
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,119
Fishing pole?
965
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,869
Pisses me off you broke it,
but schmuck that you are...
966
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,276
I got to be realistic.
What's so funny?
967
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:19,875
You are so blind, you think
this is about a stupid fishing pole?
968
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,393
-What's it about?
-Forget it.
969
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:23,835
What do you mean forget it?
Don't give me that crap.
970
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,148
I want to know.
971
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,958
-You really want to know?
-Yes.
972
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,428
What about her?
973
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,275
You made me feel sorry for you.
974
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,157
She chose me.
975
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,799
She did.
976
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:50,032
And if anyone says otherwise
they're damn liars.
977
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,879
What's the difference?
You got her anyway.
978
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,316
What the hell are you looking at?
979
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:15,119
Stupid moron.
980
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,957
What an idiot.
981
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,275
It makes a difference, damn it.
982
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,191
Dirty rat. Little turd.
983
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:21,839
Oh, my God.
984
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:28,554
Are you dead?
985
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:35,150
Not yet. But I don't want to die
looking at your ugly face.
986
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,755
Stay there. Stay right there.
987
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,114
Wait a minute.
I'll be right back.
988
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,117
Help.
It's an emergency.
989
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:54,075
Emergency. We need an ambulance.
Somebody dial 91 1.
990
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,231
Could you tell me....
991
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,111
Nurse.
992
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,960
Nurse, could you tell me
where Mr. John Gustafson is?
993
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,712
Are you friend or family?
994
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:14,275
What?
995
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,270
Are you friend or family, sir?
996
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:27,869
Friend.
997
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,956
Merry Christmas, John.
998
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,999
You putz.
999
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:28,672
Well, you'd better have a good reason
for standing me up this morning.
1000
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:33,959
What's wrong?
1001
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:36,639
Can I come in?
1002
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,069
Sure.
1003
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,279
I know you wanted to get rid of me,
but isn't this a little drastic?
1004
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:09,074
My husband passed away at Easter.
1005
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:14,315
If you leave me at Christmas, I won't
have any holidays to look forward to.
1006
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,235
Except maybe Thanksgiving and....
1007
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,310
I'm not crazy about turkey.
1008
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,312
So, what do you say?
1009
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:27,994
Let's get out of here.
1010
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:29,919
All right.
1011
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,358
Okay, I can wait.
1012
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,956
The guy could be dead tomorrow.
1013
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,554
I'm sorry your friend is sick...
1014
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,950
but the court order is in
and my hands are tied.
1015
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,429
Check the bedroom.
File the paperwork.
1016
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:03,872
He's straight as a grizzly's dick.
He'd never cheat on his taxes.
1017
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,991
It's not a matter of cheating.
1018
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,355
It's a matter of miscalculation.
1019
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:13,355
He got health benefits for 20 years
while claiming as a married man.
1020
01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:17,074
However, he omitted to inform us that...
1021
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:20,072
his ex-wife had a part-time job
for 1 1 of those 20 years.
1022
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:22,549
Had he done so,
we'd have informed him...
1023
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,875
that, because of her income...
1024
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:29,556
a larger portion of those benefits
were subject to federal tax.
1025
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,597
About $13,000.
1026
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,557
He can raise that.
1027
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:35,915
However...
1028
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:39,318
that amount, when combined with...
1029
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:44,555
1 1 years worth of interest,
mandatory late charges, and penalties...
1030
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:49,589
comes out at about $57,000, ballpark.
1031
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,991
He'd never find that.
1032
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:58,714
He will when we sell his house.
1033
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:14,073
Dirty rat. I'll show him.
Picking on people.
1034
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:19,116
Let's go.
1035
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,555
-Where's the realtor?
-Get the door?
1036
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:26,198
The furniture goes
to the auction house.
1037
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:30,199
Any paperwork
put in the back of my car, okay?
1038
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,197
Beautiful day.
1039
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:38,552
Do the world a favor and pull your lip
over your head and swallow.
1040
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,068
Asshole.
1041
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,479
Bloodsuckers.
1042
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,397
Max, what's going on?
1043
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,469
Morning, Ariel!
1044
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,713
Anyone looking?
1045
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,549
No, why?
1046
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:03,759
We got a problem.
1047
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:06,958
-What is it?
-Somebody's barricaded the doors.
1048
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,114
Wait a minute.
1049
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:10,669
What?
1050
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:14,633
-Break it in.
-Watch this. You'll get a kick out of it.
1051
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,718
We'll see about this.
1052
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,632
This isn't going to stop me, Mr. Goldman.
1053
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,670
I got him right where I want him.
1054
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:41,952
Got it, just like you said.
1055
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,038
-You don't understand.
-I can handle it.
1056
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:48,548
I'm Jacob Goldman, Mayor of Wabasha.
1057
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:55,519
I have a 30-day cease and desist order.
You can't touch this house.
1058
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,514
Very well.
1059
01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,918
-You look great.
-Thanks, so do you.
1060
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:04,349
I mean it. People always try to be nice
by saying you look great but...
1061
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:06,158
you really do look great.
1062
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:09,118
-I feel good.
-How are you?
1063
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:11,037
I'm good, Jacob.
1064
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,759
Listen, I'm sorry about the....
1065
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:17,871
Divorce. Thanks.
1066
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:21,438
I'm just glad it's over and done with.
1067
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:23,558
You must be.
1068
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:29,154
-Ready for this?
-No, not really.
1069
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:35,437
Listen, if you need someone
to talk to tonight...
1070
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:38,192
I'm staying at Pop's.
1071
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:41,438
Thanks, Jacob.
I'd like that.
1072
01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:45,555
Hey, you two.
Get your asses in here.
1073
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:49,798
I guess it's time.
1074
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,917
-Where have you been?
-Relax. You nervous?
1075
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,672
The groom is nervous.
1076
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,679
-I'm not nervous, schmuck.
-Don't call me schmuck, putz.
1077
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:06,352
You're in a church.
1078
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:46,789
Wait.
1079
01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,350
Ain't you forgetting something?
1080
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:54,834
That'll do it.
1081
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:58,112
That'll do it, Dad.
I think that'll do it.
1082
01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,553
Okay, here we go.
1083
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:05,235
-You're the greatest.
-Thank you.
1084
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,751
-I love you.
-Goodbye, pumpkin.
1085
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:12,749
Have fun.
1086
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:14,835
Here's your house.
1087
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,275
Jacob got them to waive
the penalties and interest.
1088
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:18,952
I took care of the $13,000.
1089
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,592
Wipe the smile off your face,
it's just a loan.
1090
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:29,390
I'll lay eight-to-five you can't get it up
the entire honeymoon.
1091
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:31,114
You're on.
1092
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,152
I got a sure winner.
1093
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,559
You smell something?
1094
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:55,271
What is that?
1095
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,195
That dirty son of a....
1096
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:12,952
What a putz.
1097
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:21,993
What do you feel like tonight,
Leno or Letterman?
1098
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:24,674
Tell me about it in the morning.
1099
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,319
Where are you going?
1100
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:31,269
The Daughters of the American Revolution
are having a dance at the VFW.
1101
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:34,711
Maybe I'll get lucky. Don't wait up for me.
1102
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:40,600
-What have you got there?
-Broccoli.
1103
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,272
Holy moly.
1104
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,671
He's in.
1105
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:56,150
Looks like he's going to enter
the holy of holies.
1106
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,151
Coitus uninterruptus.
1107
01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:02,798
I throw back what
I'm not going to eat.
1108
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:06,714
Yeah, like that 40-pound muskie
you're always yakking about.
1109
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:08,279
It's a shame that...
1110
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:13,678
your uncle has a fish market
on 23rd Street and 14th Avenue.
1111
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:14,875
26th.
1112
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:16,712
26th Street, you dummy.
1113
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:18,154
You schmuck.
1114
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:23,916
Yeah. It looks like Chuck's
slipping her the old salami.
1115
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,797
Oh, Jesus, Dad.
1116
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:34,873
I'm Ronald Reagan. I used to be
President of the United States.
1117
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:37,508
-I live across the street.
-Yes, come in.
1118
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:41,309
I was also in the movies.
I was a lousy actor.
1119
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:47,473
Looks like Chuck's going to
put the hot dog in the bun.
1120
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,477
Oh, Jesus, Dad.
1121
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,956
That's why I came down.
1122
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,598
Spit it out.
1123
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:56,477
-Don't shout.
-I'm not.
1124
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:59,154
Bust my tucchus to get here
on New Year's Eve...
1125
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,959
or Christmas, or whatever the....
1126
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:08,429
Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl.
1127
01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:14,309
I got a pinched sciatica that makes
your lumbago look like eye strain.
1128
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:18,951
Is it? Does he? Would he? Is he....
1129
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:20,632
Yes, he is.
1130
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:25,229
Looks like Chuck is taking
the old log to the beaver.
1131
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:28,839
Looks like Chuck's going to bury his boner.
1132
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,831
That's right, you're a moron.
1133
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,799
If you hadn't had Amy....
1134
01:36:43,120 --> 01:36:47,636
It looks like Chuck is taking
the skinboat to tuna town.
1135
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:53,076
Looks like Chuck is taking a ride
on the wild baloney pony.
1136
01:37:04,160 --> 01:37:05,513
Who left?
1137
01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:01,188
If I knew there was a nude scene
in this picture...
1138
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,236
I'd have asked for another million.
1139
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:04,309
Slate it.
1140
01:39:05,305 --> 01:40:05,170
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