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Clémence?
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- How are you?
- Good. You?
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Crap, my knee.
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Coffee? Anything?
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No, thanks. I'm gonna take a nap.
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I worked all night,
if you know what I mean.
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Yes... Yes, I do.
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Well, about... your job
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and its peculiarities,
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just so you know,
it doesn't bother me.
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And why would it?
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Well, no... I'm not being clear.
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Actually, I think it's great
that you don't let men
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boss you around.
That's... Well, that's good.
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Sometimes they do.
It's just more expensive.
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No... What I actually meant...
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Forget it. I got it.
You're cute, you know.
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Wait. I'm cute?
But when you say "you're cute," it's, like:
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"Oh, my God, how cute!"
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or something like...
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"Damn, that guy... is cute."
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Stop it. Besides,
even if I were attracted to you,
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I have a strict policy:
No sex with the hotel staff.
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Ditto.
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William, everything alright?
Would you like anything?
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No, thanks. I have juice.
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Sure? Because we have sangria,
lemon soda, termination notice...
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- My shift starts at 9:00.
- And the clock struck 9:00...
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...18 seconds ago.
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You've been waiting all this time?
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- No.
- Yes. You hid behind the counter.
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Serge. Bartender.
We haven't been introduced.
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Great. Serge, William. William, Serge.
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Now get to work.
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The manager's more fun.
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Oh, she's fun. Absolutely.
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But she's not here.
And when she's not, I'm the boss.
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- Later, then.
- Right.
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So you think it's funny to destroy
this hotel's reputation, escort lady?
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What do you mean?
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- Right.
- Sorry. I have a date.
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Alright.
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FYI, termination notices aren't on the menu.
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I mean, because you said earlier...
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Please clean the room
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Thomas, can...
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What are you doing?
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Checking if my eyebrows are the same.
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Then I'm so sorry to bother you.
Check if room 102 was occupied last night?
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When I came in this morning,
the room was spotless.
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- The room's occupied. So was I.
- Indeed, there was someone last night.
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Unbelievable. What kind of guest tidies up,
makes the bed and cleans the bathroom?
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Who is it?
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Forget it. Professional secret.
Pillow talk is sacred.
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- Like semen.
- Not even!
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Usually, when I clean a room,
it's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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But this time, nothing.
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I don't get it.
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An American Abstract Expressionist painter.
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- You know him?
- Who?
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- Pollock.
- Who?
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Anyway, I knew you'd be of no help at all.
I'll handle it myself.
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Thomas, please come? It's about...
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The carpet.
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I'm on it!
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- Unbelievable. It makes me crazy.
- Me too! It's so comfortable to walk on!
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Plus they had it cleaned.
- I'm talking about Clémence.
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You said it was about the carpet!
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- Come on, that was a lie.
- You lied!
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- How long have you known Clémence?
- Why?
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Because I think she's pretty and,
you know, if I could...
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Eat her out?
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No. No! Get to know her.
I wouldn't mind.
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Forget it. I asked her out once in exchange
for a PlayStation, two games and a joystick,
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and she turned me down,
claiming it was a golden rule or something.
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That's bullshit.
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No. Because it's golden.
So it's not just any metal--
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Thomas, I mean she's playing hard to get.
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But if you're a nice guy,
and make her laugh...
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- You'll eat her out.
- No. Clémence--
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Excuse me. I heard you offered
wonderful helicopter tours.
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Can you book one for me?
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Sorry. No rides since '96.
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What?
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Franz Krieger, our pilot,
tried to loop through a train tunnel. Bam!
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Game over. Dead.
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- Oh, Lord!
- Yes.
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Well, thanks anyway.
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What's wrong? What's going on?
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What...
- It's Franz...
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I never got to meet him.
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And he's dead.
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No, I lied. I lied.
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What?!
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It's from Mission: Impossible.
The scene with Jean Reno.
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- Lying is wrong.
- It's wrong, but convenient.
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It gets you out of lame stuff like that.
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Yeah.
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Like...
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What if I told you that I'm really...
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...a dinosaur?
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Yeah, that's... right.
It's pointless, but that's right.
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You get it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah... that's it.
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Yeah, you got it. That's it.
It's totally pointless, but...
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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No. But maybe that was rhetorical.
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- It was.
- Yeah, your tone made that pretty clear.
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This is a five-star hotel.
We can't have escorts hanging around.
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It makes families and staff uncomfortable.
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You mean it makes you uncomfortable?
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Not at all. But when you enter a room,
William stops working.
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- So he actually works here?
- You're not helping.
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Maybe William likes me.
Doesn't make me an escort.
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Turns out I have many friends here.
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Mostly men, sure,
but that's not my fault.
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- You think I'm an idiot?
- Is that rhetorical?
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I'll prove you're an escort and kick you out!
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You'll need proof, dear.
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Bye now.
My good friend...
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Stéphane wants to watch TV.
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With me.
Later.
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And she's funny... witty...
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Her hair...
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She does have hair.
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I inspected the room. Nothing!
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It's spotless!
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Her hair, though...
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We've been waiting an hour for our luggage.
What's the deal?
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- Indeed--
- Is this a classy hotel, or not?
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Because we can always go elsewhere.
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- We're not, are we?
- I'm just making a point.
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Actually, we had an urgent situation due to...
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...a celebrity.
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Like... a star?
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- Yes.
- I couldn't care less about celebrities!
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I'm a paying customer
and I expect the same treatment.
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Of course, but this is someone famous.
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- Oh?
- Who?
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It's...
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- Lou...
- Lou Reed?
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- No.
- Lou Bega?
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Âne. It's Louane.
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- From The Voice?
- Yes!
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- I'm a huge fan! I voted for her, remember?
- Yes.
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- I voted 16 times. 47 euros. She wasn't happy.
- 47 euros. No, I wasn't.
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- So you understand.
- Yeah, totally.
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So could we say hi?
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Uh, no.
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No, because...
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She's sick.
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Bullshit.
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It's true. I even brought her Tylenol 3.
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- Why should we believe you?
- Let's call her!
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Yes, let's.
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It's just a phone call, really.
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No.
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Yes. 'Cause I'm sure your boss would be
delighted to hear that we waited an hour for our
luggage.
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- I don't think so. I think he'd fire William.
- Wouldn't that be a shame.
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Such a shame.
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Ouch.
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- We'll find a solution.
- Yes.
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You will.
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And our luggage!
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Shit!
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What the hell?
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Energy boost!
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More like a cancer boost.
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Potayto, potahto. Same difference.
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Why tell them we'd call her?
Are you stupid?
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I'm sure she'll agree.
She grew up with deaf people.
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She has a big heart.
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But Louane's not a guest.
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Oh, that was a lie!
Sorry, I didn't get it.
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Fuck. What now?
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Find Louane. Chop-chop.
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No. Read my lips.
Louane's not a guest.
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- Yeah...
- You're so screwed, man.
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You don't even know
what we're talking about!
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But I know you look screwed.
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We could ask someone to impersonate her
on the phone.
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Yes... we could ask Delphine.
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She told me she was busy.
Something really, really, really important.
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And I can't ask Clémence.
She'd laugh at me.
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And you?
- I'll do it for 100.
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I guess there's no choice.
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- Fifty. Final offer.
- No. Thomas...
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You'll be Louane.
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You'll say: "I'm Louane. I'm sick."
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"I can't kiss you, but thanks for your supp..."
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"I'm Louane. I can't say kiss you,
but thanks for your support."
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Then you hang up. That's it.
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I'll write it down.
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Write it in big letters so he can read it.
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You're right. I'll write it in caps--
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No, not caps. Use uppercase letters.
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Not the E.
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What are you doing?
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Waiting for the guest who makes his own room.
He's still inside. Look: "Do Not Disturb."
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When he comes out, I'll grill him.
I need to know his reasons, process, goal.
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Okay. I have something to do,
but we'll discuss this later, alright?
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I can't feel my legs.
I'll go in and surprise him.
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No! This is a five-star hotel.
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Hiding behind this trolley is one thing,
but the Do Not Disturb sign is sacrosanct.
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Stay put.
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So?
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As I told you, she's... she's very sick.
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But... she agreed to a quick phone call!
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To chat.
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- Like in The Voice! We'll hear her voice!
- Wait and see.
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I'm dialling.
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- My heart's pounding.
- Calm down. Calm down!
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Uh... hello?
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Fu... Yes!
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Yes, Louane? Yes?
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I have two of your fans here.
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- Yes, huge fans.
- Huge fans.
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Huge fans. They want a quick word.
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FYI, she's very hoarse.
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We don't mind.
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Go on, talk to her!
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Hello. Pascal Barillaud.
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Is this Louane?
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"Pretend to be Louane"
Is this Louane?
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Yes. Yes, it's... it's me, Louane.
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Awesome.
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I just wanted to say I'm a huge fan.
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- Me, too.
- Pascaline, too.
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We love your music.
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We would've picked you from the start.
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Thanks so much.
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She really sounds terrible.
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Unfortunately, I can't kiss you hello.
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- No kiss.
- No kiss?
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Okay, then. That's too bad.
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But I understand. You take care.
It doesn't matter. We'll--
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Excuse me. No kiss? Okay.
But how about a photo?
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Yes, a photo!
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Okay. But no kiss, just a photo.
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Alright, kisses. No, no kiss!
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Awesome! See you soon!
She's adorable.
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- Of course! What a doll!
- Wonderful.
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So what did he... What did she say?
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She's coming. Awesome. Let's get ready.
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- My heart's pounding.
- Go. What are you wearing?
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That's great!
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Professional liar.
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You can't do that during working hours.
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Give me one good reason
not to tell on you.
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The fact that you're doing it too?
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Good one, yes.
253
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,240
Aha! Got you!
Now scram, or I'll call the cops.
254
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,080
- What's going on here?
- Well, I don't know.
255
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,880
This employee, I suppose,
had the audacity to call me a prostitute.
256
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,600
Unacceptable, isn't it?
257
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,880
Excuse me?
258
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,560
Who do you think you are?
You think I'm the kind of guy
259
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,959
who pays chicks to sleep with him
because he and his wife aren't having sex
260
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,800
and he hasn't had a handjob in 11 months?
261
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,520
Not at all, sir.
262
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,160
You realize what you just said?
263
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,600
That's a very serious accusation, sir.
I have a wife and two kids!
264
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,520
You really think
they'd believe these accusations?
265
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,800
Which, by the way, are patently false.
266
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,920
I could sue you.
267
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,319
No, that won't be necessary.
268
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,960
Then put your money where your mouth is.
A free bottle of champagne.
269
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,120
- Two.
- Two. Two bottles on the house.
270
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,160
And housekeeping. I don't know who's
responsible, but it's really gross.
271
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,959
Very well, sir.
272
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,920
My sincere apologies.
- That's okay.
273
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,079
Well, goodbye, miss.
- Goodbye, sir.
274
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,000
It was a pleasure,
talking to you about the...
275
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,240
...seasonal migration of sheep
in 18th-century Castile.
276
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,160
Likewise.
277
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,319
- See you soon.
- Yes.
278
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,719
See you.
279
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,680
If you can't prove she's hooking,
you won't be able to prove anything.
280
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,319
- Meanwhile, your customer split.
- What?
281
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,000
Please clean the room
282
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,360
Hi. Timothée. My name's Timothée...
No, not Timothée.
283
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,439
Hi. I'm Élodie,
I invented the letter U.
284
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,119
Excuse me. I heard Louane was here.
Is it true?
285
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,360
Are there other celebrities?
286
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,960
- Yeah.
- Who?
287
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,800
Yeah, there's...
288
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,120
Lobster...
289
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,400
Lobster?
290
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,640
Log. Lobster Log.
291
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,560
Lobster Log?
292
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,120
Yes. But there are other stars, too.
293
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,599
There's... Kendji Girac.
294
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,880
He's here. Hugh Jackman.
295
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,240
And the dark-haired girl from Taxi...
296
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,960
Really? Marion Cotillard?
297
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,840
Marion Cotillard. She's here too.
298
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,680
Excuse me. I couldn't help but overhear.
299
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,040
You just said Marion Cotillard's here?
300
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,000
Yes!
301
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,160
But not only her. Not only her.
302
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,640
Meet me in 10 minutes. Room 143.
An anonymous guest.
303
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,000
Look! It's the bellboy who knows celebrities!
304
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,599
- So--
- There are "stars" and stars.
305
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,440
- What have you done?
- What you told me.
306
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,119
They're excited to meet the stars!
307
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,960
There are no stars.
308
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,840
But you said lying was fun!
309
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,200
My dear Thomas, this time,
I think you nailed it.
310
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,360
Let me do the talking.
311
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,320
First, unzip your dress.
312
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,480
Alright, mysterious stranger.
313
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,080
But... mind telling me your name?
314
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,720
Let me do the talking.
315
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,520
It's a shame. I love talking.
316
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,840
Who is the best concierge
317
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,399
It's Martin
318
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,680
Martin Martin
The best concierge in the w--
319
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,000
Okay, fine, it's me.
320
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,320
- So you're paying for escorts now?
- So you admit you're an escort?
321
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,400
- Your word against mine.
- But maybe I bugged the room.
322
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,480
If it's as crappy as your recorder,
I'm not worried.
323
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,080
Actually, the bug was the recorder.
And I broke it.
324
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,120
There's a very simple way
of proving to everyone that I'm an escort.
325
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,680
You pay me, we sleep together...
326
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,360
And you'll have conclusive proof.
327
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,840
I'm... totally up for...
328
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,200
...se-se-sex.
329
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,080
- For?
- S-se...
330
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,840
Good.
331
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,280
What are you doing here?
332
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,560
What about you?
333
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,680
I'm messing up the room
so he'll call me and I can finally understand!
334
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,560
What are you doing here?!
335
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,800
- Guests are chasing me--
- Too long. Get out. It's my hideout.
336
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,960
Wait. Don't...
337
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,199
- You'll screw everything up.
- You're hurting me!
338
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,520
Oh! Alright already.
339
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,360
Unbelievable!
I can't have a minute of peace here.
340
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,480
- Oh, fuck!
- There's the bellboy!
341
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,400
- Please!
- Sir! Sir!
342
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,520
Good evening.
343
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,880
Well, I'm waiting.
344
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,239
Yes... Well, I...
345
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,560
I'm... I'm coming.
346
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,080
We don't have to.
347
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,240
If we do it, you're done here, right?
348
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,760
I'll leave, stay away from your guests,
349
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,640
and, above all, stop flustering your bellboy.
350
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,080
Okay, let's do this, then.
351
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,439
Fair warning: I sweat a lot, so...
352
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,320
It's rather surprising at first.
353
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,200
We're your fans! We're entitled!
354
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,760
- Chris Marques!
- Yeah. How's it going?
355
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,720
- Good. What are you doing here?
- I'm a guest. I need a massage.
356
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,800
Sure.
357
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,240
Could you put that on my tab?
Room... 102.
358
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,760
Anything you want, Mr. Marques.
359
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,200
- There he is!
- Little fucker! Kick his ass!
360
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,480
- Oh, my God!
- He's famous!
361
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,719
It's Chris Marques!
362
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,840
You did it! You did it!
363
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,720
Oh, my God! I can't believe it!
364
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,600
What's going on?
We can hear you down the hall!
365
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,160
- Calm down.
- Sorry.
366
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,160
I know who the crazy guest is.
A somebody.
367
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,720
- He's famous?
- Yes.
368
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,919
- Frank Michael?
- No.
369
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,200
Andre Agassi's wife?
370
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,360
Andre Agassi's daughter?
371
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,640
- Martin's sleeping with Clémence.
- Who's Clémence?
372
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,720
- The escort.
- Get a room!
373
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,080
- Or you can "privatize" her.
- What?
374
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,280
You're confusing escort with reception room.
375
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,560
Every time you want to criticize employees,
you'll pay them two compliments first.
376
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,080
How can I compliment that?
377
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,879
Unbelievable!
378
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,080
What is this? Three Mexicans
bursting into my room while I'm showering!
379
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,800
Getting tips isn't that complicated.
380
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,560
- Meaning?
- Do your job properly.
381
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,680
- I didn't ask for orange juice!
- You're not free, Willy!
382
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,399
- You can't imagine what I buy with my tips.
- Sure I can.
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