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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:28,086 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,531 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Two hands! 3 00:01:05,564 --> 00:01:07,801 You try and get that any other way. 4 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,805 Come down if you're not gonna use two hands. 5 00:01:10,873 --> 00:01:12,807 Don't look! 6 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,873 Turn around. 7 00:01:13,906 --> 00:01:15,909 Don't look! 8 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:20,215 Clear? 9 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,448 Yes! 10 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,284 Well, it's not clear, is it, because you're in my drop zone! 11 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,984 Oh shit. 12 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,990 She's a mean climber, eh? 13 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:35,128 Yeah. She's been invited to national tree-climbing comps 14 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,829 - this weekend. - Whoo! 15 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,468 Hey, I'm gonna take Bear home before I start the chipper up. 16 00:01:40,502 --> 00:01:41,402 Is that all right? 17 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:42,570 Clean that up. 18 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,835 Bear, come on. Last rounds. 19 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,693 Oh my God! Oh my God. Whoo. 20 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,031 Whoa. 21 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,198 - Come here. - I'm so sorry. 22 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,699 Oh, you gave the poor woman a fright, eh? 23 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,102 - Come sit down. - Yeah. 24 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,605 What were you doing over there? 25 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,975 OK. 26 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,344 Oh. What are you? 27 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,681 - I'm an arborist. - Ah! 28 00:02:27,713 --> 00:02:31,550 - Cut trees down? - No, more like prune trees. 29 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,120 Well, you must cut some down. 30 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,456 We try not to, cos that's not... the job. 31 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,390 Sorry, don't look at that. It's not ready yet. 32 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,163 We will be waiting the full minute. 33 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,533 - Are you looking at it? - I-I can't see... any... Yeah. 34 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,569 Well. Sorry. 35 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,401 - OK. - Yep. 36 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,235 - All righty. - All right. 37 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,405 OK. 38 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,707 Is that you? 39 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,710 - Yes. - Yep. 40 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,479 - That you? - Yup. 41 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,979 Yep. 42 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,914 Is that you? 43 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:05,753 I have to do this. So is this you? Full name? 44 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,919 - Yeah. - Great. 45 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,157 OK. Let's have a look at this. 46 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,425 Ah. OK. 47 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,560 That is a positive result. 48 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,426 You are pregnant. 49 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,431 Congratulations. 50 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,903 Tapeworm can cause false-positive pregnancy tests. 51 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,673 All the time. All the time. Happens... 52 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,605 heaps. You can google it. It's quite a common thing. 53 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,676 It's not a thing. 54 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,777 Do I have tapeworm? Am I pregnant? You know, it's... 55 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,448 - And it's usually tapeworm. - It's not a tapeworm. 56 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,516 It's a baby. 57 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,917 I think it is- I think it is tapeworm. 58 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,920 Hands up - who's the nurse here? 59 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,956 OK? So, no heavy lifting. 60 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,093 None of this, and none of this. 61 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,627 All right? You know what I'm saying? 62 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,362 - Yeah, thank you. Thank you. - OK. 63 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,129 Bye. Thanks. 64 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:51,633 - You did really well. - Uh-huh. 65 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:02,475 Oh, you're kidding. 66 00:04:16,992 --> 00:04:19,060 You got blood on you. You scratch yourself? 67 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,492 What? 68 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,994 Yeah, yeah. 69 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,997 It's fine. I'm fine. 70 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:30,971 You were supposed to take Bear home. 71 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,639 What? 72 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,409 Didn't you go home to drop Bear off? 73 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,343 Oh, yeah, he wanted to stay. 74 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,413 Huh. 75 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,836 Oh my God. Oh my God. 76 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,605 Wild. 77 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:11,543 Everyone here has a baby... or has a baby inside them 78 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,615 - or just is a baby. - I know. 79 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,518 Hey, what's inside that? 80 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:20,221 - Oh, here you go. - What? 81 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,557 Pink. 82 00:05:25,961 --> 00:05:29,060 - Oh, thank God you're here. - Molly, what's up? 83 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,396 The baby showers and hen nights are blurring together. 84 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,300 Married, house, baby, done. 85 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,903 They're gone. They're parents. 86 00:05:37,906 --> 00:05:39,973 - Yeah. - It's just us now. 87 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,072 - Hey, how was Thailand? - Yeah, it was good. 88 00:05:43,074 --> 00:05:44,744 I stayed in a halfway house for orphaned elephants. 89 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:45,747 What are you up to? 90 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,880 Uh, world tree climbing masters. 91 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:49,216 True? 92 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,985 What is that? 93 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:52,987 Uh, you just climb a tree as fast as you can. 94 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:53,887 Wow. 95 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,088 - Hi! - Hey! 96 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:56,757 - Hey! - Thanks for coming. 97 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,326 - Yeah. - Can't wait to meet her. 98 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,728 Or him. What's it gonna be?! 99 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,927 Ah, we really don't mind, 100 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,333 as long as our tiny human is healthy. 101 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,168 Giant box says you kinda do mind. 102 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,504 I'm kidding, kidding. 103 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,838 - Joking. - Oh my God. 104 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,341 Did I tell you your dad is delivering my baby? 105 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,110 No. That's... 106 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,110 Wow. That's so weird! 107 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:20,348 No, are you kidding me? He's amazing. 108 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,617 So, uh, when are you two having kids? 109 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,117 Cos, seriously, it is the best thing I've ever done. 110 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,423 You haven't even had the baby yet. 111 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,125 You should have a baby at the same time as us. 112 00:06:30,192 --> 00:06:32,125 - That would be so good! - Yeah. 113 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,427 - Have a baby. - Well, you know what? 114 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,466 I think we will now. What do you reckon? 115 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,534 Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Right now. 116 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:42,637 - Right now! - Right... Right... 117 00:06:42,704 --> 00:06:43,805 - Right now? - No, no, right now. 118 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:44,971 - Right now. - Right now. 119 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,439 Yeah. Really? Yeah? 120 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,310 - OK. Here. - Here? Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Mmm. 121 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:50,778 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 122 00:06:50,812 --> 00:06:52,812 Mmm. 123 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,983 Mmm! 124 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,718 - Will you marry me? - Absolutely not. 125 00:06:57,819 --> 00:06:59,286 In Tanzania, 126 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,990 one in 20 women die in childbirth. 127 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,225 OK, everybody! Welcome, welcome. 128 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:10,396 We're gonna do games soon, but first, the big gender reveal. 129 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,331 Come on, Mummy and Daddy! 130 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:16,303 Oh, I'm so nervous! I'm shaking. 131 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,836 OK. 132 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:21,242 It's a girl! Oh my God! I'm so happy! 133 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:23,310 Oh, it's a girl! 134 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:26,343 I said I didn't care, but I'm really happy! Oh my God! 135 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,182 How did you keep that a secret? 136 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:31,151 Oh! Oh my God! It's a little girl. 137 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,350 I hate this shit. 138 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,851 I'm gonna win all the games. 139 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,963 Yeah! 140 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,399 Yes! Yes, I won again! 141 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:21,701 Tim! 142 00:08:22,901 --> 00:08:25,072 Hello. 143 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,244 Hello. 144 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:34,415 Oh. 145 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:18,758 Whoo! I love presents. 146 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,693 Is this yours, Molly? Cool. 147 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,730 The wrapping is so funky. 148 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,267 Wow! 149 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,936 It's like a... blanket thing. 150 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,373 It's from the charity in Calcutta where I volunteered. 151 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,807 Oh, thank you. That's so beautiful. 152 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,778 It's not. The mums and daughters are trying to 153 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:40,312 escape prostitution by sewing for foreigners. 154 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,719 Ooh, Nature Baby! Love it. 155 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,386 - Everything OK? - Can we go? 156 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,989 I hate it here. 157 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,960 We just lost another two of our friends. 158 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,677 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 159 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,010 Why are you fondling fruit and touching your stomach like that? 160 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,349 I wasn't doing that. 161 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,150 Do you wish you were pregnant? 162 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,921 No. What? 163 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,688 Jesus. You can't just slip that in at Fruit World. No, I... 164 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,927 I think I've got a parasite, actually. Yeah. 165 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,761 What from? 166 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,265 I dunno. Molly's got a tapeworm from South America once, so I... 167 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,366 probably got it from the dog park. I dunno. 168 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,475 Really? 169 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,179 You're picking very racist fruits, actually. 170 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,216 Ha ha 171 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,186 - It's not a lettuce! - Whoa, whoa, OK! I'm sorry! 172 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,720 What...? 173 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,190 What's going on? 174 00:10:56,224 --> 00:10:57,721 I'm really hungry, and you're freaking me out! 175 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,794 Well, here. Hey! Here, eat something. 176 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,230 Ugh. 177 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,134 Don't do that! Don't give me that. 178 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,873 You always cry when I cry. You always do that! 179 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,875 Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. What's going on? 180 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,911 OK. I've got so much to do. I'm an adventurous person, 181 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,744 and I've done nothing. I've done nothing. 182 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,980 What are you talking about? 183 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,081 You've got a big tree-climbing comp in Taupo. 184 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,082 I should've practised way more for that. 185 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,919 That was just supposed to be, like, a fun weekend away. 186 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,921 And it still will be a fun weekend. 187 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,090 We can go to Rotorua while we're there - do the luge, 188 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:33,326 the gondola, all the big ones, cos-cos we're adventurous. 189 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,432 I do wanna do Worlds. 190 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,167 OK. Really? 191 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,836 Yeah, yeah, this year, in Canada. I wanna go. 192 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,238 I wanna fly overseas, and I wanna win something. 193 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,575 I just... I just feel like I'm not... 194 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,744 living. You know, I'm a wild person. We're wild people. 195 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,080 - Yes! - We gotta... you know! 196 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,115 - We should do something wild! - Yeah! 197 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,682 - Yeah! - OK. 198 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,921 Well, if you qualify. Which you will! I... 199 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:00,784 - I'm in! - Yeah? 200 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,123 - Whoo! - Yes! OK. 201 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,525 Mud pools! That's another one. Bungee jumping! 202 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,458 What are you standing there for? Come on. Come on! 203 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,793 Yes! We're being reckless. Whoo! 204 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,931 No, don't, don't. Leave it, leave it. Just leave it. 205 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,200 Come on! 206 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,034 Come on. 207 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:17,802 Welcome to the NZARB 208 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,306 National Tree Climbing Championships. 209 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:22,142 Could all female climbers attending the Work Climb 210 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,311 please make your way to tree number three? Thank you. 211 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,113 Do you need anything? 212 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:28,448 - Have you warmed up your hands? - Yes. 213 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,283 It's this tree over there. Come on, come on. Let's go. 214 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,653 - I'm gonna win! - Let's go. Come on. 215 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,054 Come on! You got this, Zo! 216 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,124 Zoe, Zoe, Zoe... 217 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,726 Competitor, when you're ready. 218 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,630 Phew. 219 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,668 Come on! Yes, Zo! 220 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,738 Come on! Nice! 221 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,004 You got this, Zo! 222 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,639 Clear. 223 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,006 Points for accuracy. Come on! 224 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,849 Clear. 225 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,116 Clear. 226 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,589 Come on! 227 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,092 Clear. 228 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,263 Come on! You're almost there! You got it! 229 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,698 4.55. That's the fastest today. 230 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,871 Yes, Zoe! Yes! 231 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,874 Pretty good, I guess. 232 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,278 And now the winner of the women's Work Climb - 233 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,679 long-time climber, first-time competitor - 234 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,048 give it up for Zoe Manase! 235 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,684 Yay! Whoo! 236 00:13:37,719 --> 00:13:39,286 - Qualified for Worlds. - Yay! 237 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,854 There you go. That's for you there. 238 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,690 - Oh, thank you. - No worries. 239 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,725 Take a picture! 240 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,126 - I, um-I just wanna- - Oh, we're not- 241 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,061 we're not doing speeches this year. 242 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,730 But I could pass on anything you have to say. 243 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:53,400 Yeah, well, just thanks for everyone showing up. 244 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,802 Thanks to everyone for showing up. 245 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,735 And also to my fellow competitors. 246 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,974 And also to her fellow competitors. That's it. 247 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,240 Yeah, whoo! 248 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,576 One more time for Zoe Manase! 249 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,913 Whoa. 250 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,750 All right. Now time for some adventure sports! 251 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:20,259 You don't have to do this. You can change your mind. 252 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,592 What's wrong with you? 253 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,596 Aren't you scared? 254 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:27,066 Just hold on to me. It'll be fine. I'll do the jumping. 255 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,433 I thought you wouldn't go through with it. 256 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,936 I thought that if I brought you up here, 257 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,874 y-you would tell me what was going on. 258 00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,107 What? 259 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,577 - I'm not gonna let you do it. - I'll do what I like, actually. 260 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,178 Yeah, no shit, Zoe. 261 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,682 - Let me feel your stomach. - Wow! Wow. No, don't! 262 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,417 Stop it! Stop it! Don't! It's nothing to touch yet! 263 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,119 What? 264 00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:48,088 And what does that mean? 265 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,621 Why didn't you...? How could you...? 266 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,091 What did you...? 267 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,957 What the fuck, Zoe?! 268 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,929 Why would you... bungee jump?! 269 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,597 I don't know, OK? 270 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,297 I thought there was, like, a grace period or something! 271 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,034 I don't know! You know how you can, like, 272 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,970 park for five extra minutes in the city? I don't know! 273 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,470 - I don't know! - I'm tellin' the man. 274 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,639 Do not tell the man. Don't you dare tell the man. 275 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,777 Are you pregnant? 276 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:11,975 Wow. 277 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,448 That is so rude. 278 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,549 - This is my normal tummy. - Yes. 279 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,817 You're lying to me and the man now. 280 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:19,985 That's a lot. 281 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,821 No, no, no. Please don't. Don't, don't! No, no, no! Stop! 282 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,826 OK. 283 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,490 Wow. Thanks 284 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,563 OK, let's do it. All the way to the edge. 285 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,567 Are you sure it's OK not to do a double tie-in? I- 286 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,235 Yeah, man. Here we go. Five, 287 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,272 four, three... 288 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,307 You OK, man? 289 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,345 Stop crying. He... 290 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,513 I'm sorry. He cries when I cry. 291 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,085 Stop crying. That's so embarrassing. 292 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,183 Just don't look at me. Just don't look at me! 293 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,522 Just get back! It's really dangerous! 294 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,825 J-Just sit down and don't come any closer. 295 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,493 Just hurry up and jump! Just do it! 296 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,928 OK, this time. Five, four, 297 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,864 three, two, one. 298 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,868 You have... ruined it for me! 299 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,304 Oh my God! 300 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,041 - What the fuck?! - You're so stupid! 301 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,344 - It's not OK! - I'm sorry. 302 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,543 You can't just push someone off the edge! 303 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:25,451 Oh, you're banned for life! 304 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,119 Are you OK? 305 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,456 I'm gonna be a dad! 306 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,133 We don't even have backpacks. 307 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,570 Now, hurry up. Give me the test. 308 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,642 Fuck, I wish I had, like, 20 leather bracelets. 309 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,576 Tim. 310 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:51,977 I already know what it's gonna say. 311 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,245 Well, I need to see it. 312 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,317 I want the experience. You left me out. 313 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,192 Oh my God. Give it here. 314 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,827 We're probably gonna have a baby. 315 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,928 I can't become one of those pregnant women, Tim. 316 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:11,095 What if I'm not me any more? 317 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,498 Well, do you wanna have a baby, then? 318 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,601 I wanna have a baby. I just don't wanna turn into a mum. 319 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,772 I don't want us to become dicks, you know? 320 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:22,844 We won't. Me and you will stay the same. 321 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,113 H-How... 322 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,548 How do you know you want a baby? 323 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:34,119 I don't wanna not have a baby. 324 00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,190 Huh. 325 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,124 Well, I don't... 326 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,359 not wanna have a baby... 327 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,394 either. 328 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,304 It's too weird. It's so... Don't. Way too close. 329 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,942 I don't wanna miss it. 330 00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,478 God. 331 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:02,313 You know being a dad doesn't start with the peeing. 332 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,815 Just don't look. 333 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,486 Don't. 334 00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:12,125 This is the weirdest thing you've asked me to do, ever. 335 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161 OK. 336 00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:18,965 It's so happy for us. 337 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,169 Oh God. 338 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,304 Ohh! 339 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,637 Oh man! 340 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,672 I can imagine you pregnant. 341 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,241 It'll suit you. 342 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,175 Let's see. 343 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,180 Oh. 344 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,016 What are you- Oh, what are you doing? 345 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,018 Can you at least do my face? 346 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,525 I just... 347 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,260 I peed on that. Don't... 348 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,930 - Go tell the receptionist. - I'm gonna tell everyone. 349 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134 - I love you. - Love you. 350 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,938 Perv. 351 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,771 It says here at four weeks, 352 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,108 our baby's the size of a poppy seed. 353 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,208 OK, no, concentrate. Let's make a list of everything 354 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,944 we need to do before the baby comes. 355 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,681 What is the wildest thing you can think of? 356 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,051 - Wildest thing. - Yip. Buy a boat. 357 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,853 Nice. OK, go bigger, even bigger. 358 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,386 A house. Should we buy a house? 359 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,023 No, shush, shush, shush. OK, I mean, like, adventurous, 360 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,557 like, crazy, like, you know... 361 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:24,395 Get a tattoo or... stay out for two days straight. You know? 362 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,634 Go dancing, like we used to do. Or, you know, 363 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,237 be a world champion of competitive tree-climbing. 364 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,570 I just came up with that off the top of my head. That's great. 365 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:33,572 Perfect. 366 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,375 - We didn't used to go dancing. - Yes, we did. 367 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,411 - We... We never did that. - Yes, we did. We did... 368 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,711 all the time. 369 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:45,249 OK. What is something you think you're gonna regret not doing? 370 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,421 I regret not doing drugs. 371 00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:49,422 I didn't mean to skip drugs. Just no one ever offered. 372 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,093 Well, don't write that down! I'm not gonna start now, am I? 373 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,592 Well... 374 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,430 Or maybe just one pill of ecstasy, 375 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,731 in a-in a controlled environment. 376 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:02,435 Yeah, it's fine. It's on the list. Next. Go. Come on. 377 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,270 I'd like to stop doing dishes. Just eat off disposable plates. 378 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,605 My God, boring! So boring! Tim! 379 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,609 I'm embarrassed for you right now. Just anything. Anything. 380 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,276 First thing that pops into your mind. Bah! Go. 381 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,181 A threesome with your friend Molly. 382 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,618 - Now, you made me say that. - Why would she, Tim? 383 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,954 Why would she? That's... 384 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,292 'Threesome with... Molly.' 385 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,795 She's not even my hottest friend. 386 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:36,201 Zoe! Are you awake? 387 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,809 I like these bracelets. 388 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,785 Tim. 389 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,818 Uh,... hi. 390 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,486 How come you're here without me? 391 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,057 I was going to the bathroom, and then when I was on my way back, 392 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:02,161 I just heard this loud music, and I couldn't sleep. 393 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,162 Me neither. 394 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,329 I also wanted to take my trophy out to celebrate. 395 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,667 Can we go celebrate at a hotel? 396 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,737 Stop making me boring. 397 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,145 You're drinking for two now! 398 00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:23,347 One more! One more! One more! One more! 399 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,252 Whoo! 400 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,271 What? Are you too drunk? 401 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,275 No. 402 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,210 No, it's just... Sorry. 403 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,210 It's... 404 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:57,383 It's like the baby knows. I can't stop thinking about it. 405 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,054 It's just a little speck. It's not even a baby yet. 406 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,525 Yeah, I know. It's just... It's right there, though. 407 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,459 I'm sorry. 408 00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:16,001 You're gonna be such a good mum. 409 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,073 As soon as Speck divides enough cells to grow ears, 410 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,142 I'm gonna tell it that. 411 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,224 Hey, Zo. 412 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,326 What? 413 00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:42,363 Will you marry me? 414 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,097 Not in a million years. 415 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,102 You're so sweet. 416 00:22:50,938 --> 00:22:52,506 But after that? 417 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,910 Yeah, after a million years. Yeah, fine. Fuck you. 418 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,386 I can't wait to tell your parents. 419 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,758 Why did you put a bun in my mum's oven? 420 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,761 - What? - You're not. Are you? 421 00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,961 - That's what that is. - That's not a bun. It's a bap! 422 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:18,530 - Oh my gosh! - I told you they were baps. 423 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,298 Congratulations, guys. 424 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,967 Oh, thank you. 425 00:23:21,969 --> 00:23:24,438 - Awesome. - You're having a baby. 426 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:28,540 I know. Yep, I'm pregnant, and apparently, Tim made you mugs. 427 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,477 Ta-da! 428 00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:32,112 Wow. 429 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,211 Oh. 430 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,647 Cool. 431 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,548 - Yeah. - Ooh. 432 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,317 Well, we really shuffled along the line. 433 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,984 I don't think I want to be called Nana. 434 00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:42,153 I think I'd like my own special name, 435 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,322 one that doesn't make me sound so much like a grandma. 436 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:47,324 Yeah, same, same. Uh, what's Samoan for coach? 437 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,160 - Uh, Faiaoga. - Absolutely not. 438 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:52,965 - Faiaoga. - No. That's not happening. 439 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:53,834 Wow. 440 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,300 Will you deliver the baby, Sefa? 441 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,470 Oh my God, Tim, no! What? 442 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,337 - Ew, Tim! - No. You definitely cannot be 443 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:00,807 your own daughter's obstetrician, Tim. 444 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,843 Gross! 445 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,479 Did they do a transvaginal ultrasound? 446 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:10,083 Do not say 'vaginal' again, ever again, please. It's gross. 447 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,017 - Ooh. - No. 448 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:12,752 - Oh my God. Rude. - You can't eat that. No. 449 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,787 No cured meats. 450 00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:19,258 - So, how far along are you? - Yeah, what's your LMP? 451 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,996 - I don't know what that means. - Last menstrual period. 452 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,097 No. Don't say these words. 453 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,503 Hmm. Just can't really imagine you pregnant. 454 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,672 You know? Sort of doesn't suit you or something. 455 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:36,442 Why? Cos I drive a truck and climb trees? 456 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,944 Kind of. 457 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,278 Was... Was it an accident? 458 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,449 You think all babies are accidents because I was. 459 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,214 You were not an accident, Zoe. 460 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,353 Mm 461 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,385 Oh, you look like you're gonna be sick. 462 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,790 - Mm. - No, you're not. 463 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,556 - Mm. - Yes, you are. 464 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:57,363 Not on the good rug, darling. 465 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,397 Pretty good at denial. 466 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,397 That's why she's not afraid of anything. 467 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,968 She's not feeling the right feelings. 468 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,805 Well, she's not acting like your regular pregnant woman. 469 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,704 Well, how should a pregnant woman be? 470 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,909 I dunno. How should a dad be? 471 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:12,546 Well, how should a dad be? I haven't got one of them, 472 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,912 so you just tell me what to do, and I'll do it. 473 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,982 Look, you don't need a dad to be a good dad, OK? 474 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,917 Your main job is just to cope and not go travelling, 475 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,421 because that is ridiculous. 476 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,088 Listen, Tim, I'm basically your dad. 477 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,558 I love you, and there's no need to talk about it. 478 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,926 Oh, look. 479 00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:32,432 Still works. It's cool. 480 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,500 I don't want this stuff. 481 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,403 I only want this. 482 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,614 Ow! 483 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,056 - Are you happy now? - Yip. 484 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:03,961 Oh wow. 485 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:07,433 That's our baby. 486 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,133 That's Speck. 487 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,136 OK. All done. 488 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,272 Do you wanna know the sex? 489 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,041 - Yes. - No. 490 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:17,976 Oh, uh, I don't wanna know if you don't wanna know. 491 00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,979 It's up to you. 492 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,981 I'll write it down for you. 493 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,318 Putting it in here. 494 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,326 So, you're in at 27 weeks, so well over halfway now. 495 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,329 Uh, no, no, no, no. That's a mistake, 496 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:39,665 cos, uh, well, we only just got pregnant. 497 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,834 Oh. 498 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,501 Well, this is pretty full-on for you guys, eh? 499 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:45,805 That's actually- That's not possible. 500 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:49,508 Cos that would mean that we were having a baby in-in-in... 501 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,242 - Really soon! - Yep. 502 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,246 Oh... shit! 503 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,980 Can you check it again? I think you might be wrong, 504 00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:57,084 so could you do some...? I don't know what you... 505 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,086 It's fine. It's actually fine, because the tree-climbing Worlds 506 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,154 - are before the due date. - We only have one bedroom! 507 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,854 We just have to find someone to dog-sit Bear. 508 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:06,325 Then we can make half our room a nursery. We'll put up a curtain. 509 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:07,861 And then- And then that's two rooms. 510 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,496 We're not doing any of that. 511 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,963 Oh my God, blink. Please blink. 512 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,176 Take the day off. 513 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,945 What? 514 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,513 You can't do that tree without me. 515 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:30,450 Well, Sonny's around. Look, just-just go and nap. 516 00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:33,184 Eat for two. It's my job to take care of you now. 517 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,221 Ew. No, it isn't. 518 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,125 I don't wanna just hang at home by myself. 519 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,895 You'll have a baby soon. You'll never be alone again. 520 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,697 That's such a messed up thing to say. 521 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:46,565 Come on, Bear. 522 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,634 Seriously. 523 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,642 Come on, Sonny. 524 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,409 Far, that's pretty high, eh. 525 00:27:57,477 --> 00:27:59,076 We believe in you. 526 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:01,546 You said trees can kill you if you're not concentrating. 527 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:04,017 Well, you better concentrate. 528 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,417 I can't let you climb. 529 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,421 OK. The rule is if you were doing it 530 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,722 before you were pregnant, you keep doing it. 531 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,160 Your harness isn't even fitting. 532 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,395 - OK, well, then give me yours. - No. You could easily fall. 533 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,765 If you're grounding me, you can go fu- 534 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:20,834 You're grounded. 535 00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:25,069 I should never have told you I was pregnant. 536 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,438 You didn't. 537 00:28:32,943 --> 00:28:35,180 Hey! Get down, right now! 538 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:38,251 You are in a delicate condition! 539 00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:40,752 Zoe, this is not OK! 540 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,522 If you go any higher,... you're fired. 541 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,122 I don't care if you fire me. I'm going away. 542 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,458 You can't go to Worlds pregnant! 543 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,294 I can do anything pregnant. 544 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,030 Come down now. 545 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,032 I do not wanna have to do an aerial rescue today. 546 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,301 Ooh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 547 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:03,609 Even if I needed rescuing, I wouldn't let you. 548 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,644 Whoo! 549 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,154 You can't get down, can ya? 550 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,727 Bro, can I get down? 551 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,673 Chur, my bro. Congratulations. 552 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,673 That's solid you're having a baby. 553 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:39,010 Far. Wish youse were my parents. My parents are arseholes. 554 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,646 - Yeah, my dad's an arsehole. - How come? 555 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,151 Well, he didn't wanna be a dad. 556 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,017 Do you remember him? 557 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,486 I just remember him not being there. 558 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,854 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 559 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,324 my mum didn't even turn up to the meeting with the principal. 560 00:29:51,355 --> 00:29:52,523 Far. 561 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,094 She was supposed to fight for me to not get kicked out of school. 562 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,863 Hey, um, I was wondering maybe if you and Zoe 563 00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,799 can go talk to the principal with me. 564 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,934 I don't wanna go by myself. 565 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,371 I don't know if that's a good idea. It should be your mum. 566 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:10,442 I'll take you, Sonny. Tim's a fucking pussy! 567 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,444 Nah, nah, all good. 568 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,377 I don't even wanna go back to school anyways. 569 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,651 Uh, Tim,... 570 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,386 what is that? 571 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:25,459 I told 'em you were stuck. 572 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,567 Can you just hurry up? I need to go bathroom. 573 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,873 Zoe, don't climb trees while you're pregnant. 574 00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:41,404 Get in the bucket, eh? Come on. 575 00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,573 Your bucket's cheating, mate. Get some muscles and some rope. 576 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,743 Yeah, come on, tree rat. Get out of there. Get in here. 577 00:30:45,746 --> 00:30:47,881 Yep, OK. I just can't. No, don't. 578 00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:49,080 Don't. Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 579 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,316 Oh my God! Oh my God, you're weeing on me! 580 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,085 - Why are you weeing on me? - I told you not to touch me! 581 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:54,755 God. Oh my God. It's getting everywhere! 582 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:57,323 Jesus! I've got your pee on me. Get in the bucket. 583 00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,491 - Yep. I'm sorry. - That is piss. This is piss. 584 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,758 Hey, mate, can you get something 585 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:03,663 to clean up your girlfriend's piss, please? 586 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,095 Thanks, Steve. 587 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,098 Unbelievable. 588 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,200 Tim, do you copy? 589 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,468 Got my ears on. 590 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,471 Copy. 591 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,307 My location is... 592 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,644 tree. 593 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,051 Amazing signal. 594 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,390 - Hi. - Hi. 595 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,723 Aren't you a bit tired of just being so responsible 596 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,894 all the time? It's like you're obsessed with being a dad. 597 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,829 Well, when the leaves start falling 598 00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:13,932 off that tree, we're gonna have a baby. 599 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,073 And what's gonna happen? 600 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,173 Shall we get married? 601 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,674 No. 602 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:26,478 You nearly got me then. That was good. 603 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,011 I have a very important question for you. 604 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:31,584 Tim, would you do me the honour of joining me this evening 605 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,519 for the craziest night of your life? Over. 606 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,522 I'm OK, thanks. 607 00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:40,692 Over and out. 608 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:47,267 It's on the list. 609 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:12,184 Shall we look at the yellow piece of paper? 610 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:35,273 Why do you have that jacket on? Aren't you hot? 611 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:36,375 What? 612 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,143 - Aren't you hot? - No. 613 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,813 No. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 614 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,679 You're kidding. 615 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,871 Ohh, gotta piss. 616 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,623 Y-You OK? 617 00:36:05,896 --> 00:36:07,532 Sorry. 618 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,202 What are you doing? 619 00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:13,871 - Whoo! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 620 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,572 Stop it! 621 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:17,740 Stop! Stop! 622 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:18,878 Stop. 623 00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:36,996 Zoe! Come in! 624 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,838 Zoe! 625 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:51,275 Whoo! 626 00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:55,114 Gotta tell you something. 627 00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:57,182 What? 628 00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:00,385 I'm pregnant. 629 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,125 Oh. 630 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,130 Whoa. I thought... 631 00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:13,465 Really? 632 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:16,969 No. 633 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,469 I'm joking. 634 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:20,804 Oh! 635 00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:23,141 Thank God. 636 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,710 Yeah. 637 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,476 I felt like I was gonna cry. 638 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:29,815 No, me and Tim are going away is what I was gonna tell you. 639 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,981 I qualified for the World Tree Climbing Comps, so... 640 00:37:32,983 --> 00:37:34,483 going overseas. 641 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:36,487 Oh, that's so great. 642 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:41,161 You always wanted to go away, and you never did. 643 00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,494 Oh man. I really thought you were pregnant. 644 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:45,563 No. God. 645 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,333 Imagine that. 646 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:54,005 Can I have your jacket? It's pretty cold, eh. 647 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:58,077 No. 648 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,681 No. No, no, no, Molly. No, no, no! Oh! 649 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:19,164 What are you doing? 650 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:21,030 Nothing. 651 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,699 Uh, uh, h-how was your night? 652 00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:25,269 - Um... - What are you watching? 653 00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:26,869 Nothing. 654 00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:27,938 Give it here! 655 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,976 Give me your computer. 656 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,878 I am a vessel for life. 657 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,282 Oh my God. 658 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,384 - Are you getting off on this? - I'm preparing. 659 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:43,387 Why can't you just watch porn like a normal person? 660 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,389 I almost wish you were wanking to this. 661 00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,893 This is what my body was designed for. 662 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,628 - Ugh. - Do not look at my history! 663 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,228 - Hey! - It's so weird. It's so weird! 664 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,199 One of us has to get ready. 665 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,802 When are you gonna stop taking work so we can go away? 666 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,903 I'm not. Dads are meant to provide for their families, 667 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:03,076 and we are having a baby, in case you forgot. 668 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:05,811 I can't forget. I- It's literally in me. 669 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,077 We are not going away, Zo. 670 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,648 Uh, yes, we are, Tim. We're going away, 671 00:39:08,681 --> 00:39:10,650 because we've got two months to finish the list. 672 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,885 Well, there was six months at the start 673 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,585 - that you didn't tell me about! - That is not my fault! 674 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:15,655 Speck was hiding. 675 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:28,166 Did you clean the whole house? 676 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,202 Yeah. 677 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:33,739 Are you nesting? 678 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,706 No. 679 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:38,344 We're finishing that list, Tim. 680 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,079 I've got so much stuff to do before the baby comes, 681 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,947 and you're really not helping. 682 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,750 Are you in? Because you said you were in. 683 00:39:45,782 --> 00:39:48,617 We can do yours first if you want. 684 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,621 You look so tired. 685 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,458 I'm glowing. 686 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,463 I am fucking radiant. 687 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:34,599 ZOE, INSIDE: Just take half if you want. 688 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:59,423 Hi, Tim. How are you? 689 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,460 Uh... 690 00:41:05,297 --> 00:41:07,195 I'm good. 691 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:39,030 - Yeah? - I'll get the watch. 692 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,563 Hang on. Yeah. 693 00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,300 - Ow, ow. - Sorry. 694 00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:44,237 Yeah. Yeah. 695 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:45,737 OK. 696 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,739 - Kiss. Yeah. - OK. 697 00:41:50,173 --> 00:41:52,177 - Mmm. - Mmm. 698 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:55,914 Me too. 699 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,585 Mmm. 700 00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:06,088 Mm. 701 00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:10,596 Yeah. 702 00:42:12,431 --> 00:42:14,833 - Mm. Yep. - Yep. 703 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,668 They're off. 704 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,938 - Oh. Ow. - Sorry. 705 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,940 Yeah, let's go. Let's go. 706 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,414 Mm! 707 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:31,451 Oh my God. 708 00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:35,688 Oh my God. You are pregnant. 709 00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:39,123 I thought you were just getting fat. 710 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,025 Why are you guys trying to have a threesome when you're about 711 00:42:41,057 --> 00:42:43,291 to be a mum and dad? That is so twisted. 712 00:42:43,293 --> 00:42:45,262 The baby won't know. We were just trying to do everything 713 00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,365 we wanted to before the baby comes. It's not a big deal. 714 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,632 You lied to me! 715 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,369 - It's not her fault. - OK, only because 716 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:53,306 you stop being friends with our friends when they have babies. 717 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:54,971 - Now we can't be friends! - That's because 718 00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:57,275 parents only wanna be friends with other parents. 719 00:42:57,307 --> 00:42:58,208 I'm so sorry, Molly. 720 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,478 Best of luck for the future, guys. 721 00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:01,211 Why can't you just pretend to be delighted for me? 722 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:04,615 - You don't seem delighted. - I'm-I'm really delighted! 723 00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:05,949 Were you just gonna pop out a baby 724 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:09,153 and then keep it from me forever? 725 00:43:09,221 --> 00:43:10,655 You're a baby. 726 00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:12,655 You're a baby having a baby. 727 00:43:12,657 --> 00:43:14,393 - Don't you want kids one day? - No! 728 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,494 Cos it is the worst thing that you could do for the planet. 729 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:20,398 Yeah, well, what if your baby solves climate change? 730 00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:22,635 Shut up, Zoe. 731 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,403 You catch so many planes. 732 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,961 Hey. 733 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,969 Mmm. 734 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,951 Thought you would've still been interested in having sex 735 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,985 with just me. 736 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:22,626 You know, some guys have pregnancy fetishes... 737 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:24,663 and actually like it. 738 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:29,300 Stop being so respectful. It's... 739 00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:32,202 I don't want you to look at me like I'm the mother 740 00:44:32,235 --> 00:44:34,405 - of your child. - Why-Why can't I? 741 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:37,208 - You are. - I'm trying to be myself still. 742 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:38,577 Is that why you just tried to have a threesome 743 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,478 with your best friend and you've got lipstick on? 744 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,516 You've gone mental, Zoe. 745 00:44:46,018 --> 00:44:48,554 I only did that for you. That's what you wanted. 746 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:51,655 Just-Just go away. Leave me alone. 747 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:54,259 I have to wait till this E wears off. 748 00:44:54,326 --> 00:44:56,762 Nobody calls it E any more, Tim. 749 00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:39,135 - Hi. Hi. - Hey. 750 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,972 Oh, you're pregnant too. 751 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,474 - Congratulations. - Yeah, thank you. 752 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:46,476 You're not special. Everybody's pregnant. 753 00:45:46,478 --> 00:45:48,311 So, I've got a neat little checklist for you guys 754 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:50,480 to check off before baby arrives. 755 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:53,315 The baby. And also, we don't need that, 756 00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:58,556 because all we need from you today is just the plane note. 757 00:45:58,588 --> 00:46:01,293 Uh, no, not in your third trimester. 758 00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:05,663 OK, you two, why don't we have a look at a birth plan? 759 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,565 Already got one. 760 00:46:07,597 --> 00:46:10,835 I was thinking, uh, chocolate fountain, fairy lights, 761 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:14,639 you know, just, like, fireworks... on standby outside. 762 00:46:14,673 --> 00:46:17,409 A glitter bomb, so as soon as the baby comes out... 763 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:20,144 Oh, Sonny has, like, his hip-hop dance group 764 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,980 he's part of, so we could get them involved, 765 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,346 get them to choreograph something. 766 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:25,182 And I was also thinking it would be nice 767 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,818 if you could dress up a little bit, 768 00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:28,019 make a little bit of an effort. 769 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,188 Zoe, there's, uh, something called pregnancy negation. 770 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:34,858 A lot of women suffer from, sort of, severe adjustment issues. 771 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:39,431 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. She-She's got that. She has that thing. 772 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:44,702 You cannot fly after 30 weeks without a medical note. 773 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:47,873 Yeah, we're gonna need that note today. 774 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:55,378 - Why don't I give you- - My uncle is dying. 775 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,349 Is he? 776 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,619 - In Canada. - In Canada, right. 777 00:47:04,722 --> 00:47:07,057 I thought that plan was good. 778 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,478 Bear. 779 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:32,483 Aw. Wanna come too, Bear? 780 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,588 OK, everyone, let's take a seat, please. 781 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,659 We're about to begin a magical journey 782 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:46,097 into what is the rest of your lives on what we call... 783 00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:48,398 the train to parenthood. 784 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,835 Everyone at the station, please. 785 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:56,105 Take a seat. Sit in a chair. We're on a tight schedule here. 786 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,742 It's nine months. 787 00:47:57,775 --> 00:48:01,278 As I said, there are no dumb questions, all right? 788 00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,347 Chances are, 789 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:06,684 if you're thinking it, soe else here is as well. 790 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,851 All right, birthing partners, 791 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,355 you're gonna wanna take this ball and roll it 792 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,257 on their lower back. 793 00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:14,858 - Are you just here by yourself? - No, no, she's meeting me here. 794 00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:17,795 She's, um... She's on her way. Sorry. 795 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:20,632 All right. That ball there, the counterpressure 796 00:48:20,699 --> 00:48:24,134 will help alleviate your birth partner's back pain 797 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,769 during the labour. 798 00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:27,637 Do you have a support person? 799 00:48:27,639 --> 00:48:28,971 Oh, he's not coming. 800 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:31,306 Right, OK. So there's no one here with you. 801 00:48:31,307 --> 00:48:32,807 - No. - OK, cool. Lean forward. 802 00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:36,311 I'll be your partner. Everyone up, please. Bit of enthusiasm. 803 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:39,617 You're about to bring a miracle into this world. 804 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:42,119 - So, sorry, you're all alone? - Yeah, yeah. 805 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:44,320 Just in this whole process by yourself? 806 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:45,990 - Yeah. - Do you have some savings 807 00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:48,226 - or something? - A little bit. 808 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,429 Mm, K. That won't be enough. 809 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,500 Thanks for helping me out today, Zoe, 810 00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:00,405 especially since Mum couldn't make it. 811 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:04,342 Of course. This is important. I've got your back. 812 00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:08,980 - What are you supposed to be? - Your mum. 813 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:12,014 You look nothing like my mum... or anyone's mum. 814 00:49:12,016 --> 00:49:14,751 Shut up, dick. These are my mum's clothes. 815 00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,753 Just be you. 816 00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:20,324 Just let me do all the talking, OK? 817 00:49:28,798 --> 00:49:30,802 Hello. 818 00:49:34,704 --> 00:49:36,673 Hello. 819 00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:41,210 I'm sorry it's taken us so long to... speak to each other, 820 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:44,782 but as you can see, I am... heavy with young. 821 00:49:44,817 --> 00:49:47,385 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 822 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,855 Sonny, 823 00:49:50,889 --> 00:49:54,858 when you shove Mr Bennett down H Block stairs... 824 00:49:54,893 --> 00:49:57,730 and give him a head injury,... 825 00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:01,532 you're telling me that you don't wanna be at school. 826 00:50:01,567 --> 00:50:03,735 Nah, I do, Miss. 827 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,733 - He was giving me shit. - Don't say shit. 828 00:50:05,735 --> 00:50:08,072 Don't say shit. 829 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:10,740 My understanding of the situation is that Mr Bennett 830 00:50:10,807 --> 00:50:12,643 made fun of Sonny in class 831 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:14,478 for not being able to read something. 832 00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:17,079 And that could've been an accident, yeah? 833 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:20,219 I mean, many questions I have - why was Mr Bennett 834 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:23,753 standing at the top of the stairs at lunchtime? 835 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:27,757 You know, what kind of shoes was he wearing? 836 00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:30,594 - I have an owl theory. - You victim-blaming Mr Bennett? 837 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,530 No. No. 838 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:37,835 My point is that my son does not deserve to be humiliated 839 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:42,672 in a classroom by a teacher whose job it is to nurture him. 840 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,909 Well, he can come back. We probably would've let him 841 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:48,943 if his mum had come to the board meeting. 842 00:50:48,945 --> 00:50:50,347 Me. 843 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,518 No, his real mum. You're not his mother. 844 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:57,454 - Yes. - No. 845 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:03,360 - Yes. - No. 846 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,126 Sonny is my son, 847 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,132 and this will be his... 848 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:10,467 sibling, in here. 849 00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:14,304 - Nah. - How can you be sure? 850 00:51:14,306 --> 00:51:18,141 Well, you see, you do a lot of work experience for us, 851 00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:21,413 and you are known as the tree woman, so... 852 00:51:25,884 --> 00:51:28,554 I am pregnant. That-That is true. 853 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,489 I can see that. 854 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:32,623 Well, I'm glad we cleared this up. 855 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:34,393 Me too. 856 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,427 Thank you. 857 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:39,731 - See ya, Sonny. - See ya, Miss. 858 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,974 Here. 859 00:51:50,007 --> 00:51:52,010 Colour this in for me. 860 00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:58,849 - Can you pass the purple? - Yeah. 861 00:51:58,916 --> 00:51:59,985 Thanks. 862 00:52:00,018 --> 00:52:01,318 Sorry, I'm Tim. 863 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,853 Oh, Beth. 864 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,923 - Nice to meet ya. - You too. 865 00:52:06,856 --> 00:52:10,358 I think it's really cool that you came by yourself. 866 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,097 I just went through a big break-up. 867 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,364 Gotta do what's best for baby, eh? 868 00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,369 The baby. 869 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,804 Yeah. 870 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:35,217 I needed you to be at that antenatal class. 871 00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:38,121 I had to be partners with someone who was... 872 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,159 - What? - ...not you. 873 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:45,295 Why couldn't you just come, for me? Where were you? 874 00:52:48,567 --> 00:52:50,731 What's this? 875 00:52:50,733 --> 00:52:52,737 Tickets. 876 00:52:57,807 --> 00:53:00,311 Why-? Why would you-? Why do you always-? 877 00:53:00,346 --> 00:53:02,581 We're not settling down, OK? We're going travelling. 878 00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:05,579 - I'm gonna go to Worlds! - No, you're not! 879 00:53:05,581 --> 00:53:07,416 Can you get a refund on these tickets? 880 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:09,753 Well, I can get one on your ticket. 881 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,615 You can't keep acting like nothing's changed. 882 00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:43,021 I'll do what I want, actually. 883 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,925 This has to stop! 884 00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,760 Look, I get that you wish you could still climb trees 885 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:53,463 and go to Worlds, but you're risking our baby's life! 886 00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:55,298 You have to stop. 887 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,701 We're supposed to be living our dreams together. 888 00:53:57,733 --> 00:54:00,438 - You said we would. - No, my dream 889 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:03,039 is to have a family - with you! 890 00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:06,476 And maybe just be a bit boring and grown-up. 891 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:11,949 I know you hate being pregnant. I wish I could do it for you, 892 00:54:11,981 --> 00:54:14,818 because you are fucking so bad at it. 893 00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:20,990 You think you're gonna be such a good dad, but you're not. 894 00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:23,161 Dads turn into their dads. 895 00:54:25,163 --> 00:54:27,331 What-What are you doing?! 896 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:29,400 Bear! No! 897 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:30,500 No! 898 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:35,005 Oh! 899 00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:37,673 Bear! Bear! 900 00:54:37,675 --> 00:54:39,673 Bear! 901 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,916 Bear! 902 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,452 Bear! Bear! 903 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:58,161 Boy, what a big jump! What a big jump! 904 00:54:58,195 --> 00:54:59,498 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 905 00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:02,266 - How-How is he OK?! - I have no idea! 906 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:06,503 What is wrong with you? 907 00:55:06,538 --> 00:55:08,373 Well, why did you have to say that to me?! 908 00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:10,204 Why didn't you just catch the ball?! 909 00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:13,543 Why didn't you just not almost kill Bear?! 910 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,048 Come on, Bear. Come on. 911 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:21,686 Come on. Come on. Come on. 912 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,554 Come on. 913 00:55:28,126 --> 00:55:30,128 What is that? 914 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:42,407 I don't need your help. 915 00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:45,143 I don't think you need me at all. 916 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,476 I don't. 917 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:50,481 Well, you have our baby by yourself, then! 918 00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:11,932 I was so happy when you talked us into getting a dog. 919 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:14,539 It meant that we were permanent. 920 00:56:15,771 --> 00:56:17,773 You're supposed to love me no matter what. 921 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:19,275 Yeah, well, you're making it impossible. 922 00:56:19,277 --> 00:56:21,778 You know, it's pretty hard to love you sometimes, Tim, 923 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,215 but at least I force myself to. 924 00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:30,954 So, is that it, then? 925 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,963 Yeah. 926 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,233 Me and you. 927 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,416 Look at me. 928 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,923 How are you not crying? 929 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:22,896 Um, do you wanna just take a moment and come back later? 930 00:58:22,898 --> 00:58:25,235 No, it's fine. Sorry. 931 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:27,306 Whoo. OK. OK. 932 00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:30,072 Just one more. 933 00:58:33,809 --> 00:58:35,813 Is that good? 934 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:42,250 No, it's not good. It wasn't good. 935 00:58:42,251 --> 00:58:43,887 Tim's the love of your life. 936 00:58:43,922 --> 00:58:45,590 Yeah, well, you can't know who the love of your life is 937 00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:47,056 till you're pretty close to being dead, Mum. 938 00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:48,592 Is the baby kicking lots? 939 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:50,094 Have you had your whooping cough vaccinations? 940 00:58:50,161 --> 00:58:52,329 I don't know. I had vaccinations at the travel doctor. 941 00:58:52,364 --> 00:58:54,898 Travel-? Zoe, you cannot go overseas. 942 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:57,501 Dad, I am an internationally competitive tree climber. 943 00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:00,903 You can't be selfish any more when you're a mum, Zoe. 944 00:59:00,936 --> 00:59:03,340 When you have a baby, it's like you forget about yourself 945 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,175 for a bit, because your heart's 946 00:59:05,210 --> 00:59:07,077 running around outside your body. 947 00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:09,443 I don't wanna just hate my baby and become just another mum. 948 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:11,445 You don't wanna be like me is what you're saying. 949 00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:13,182 No. Why? Did you hate your baby? 950 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,786 - You were not an accident, Zoe. - You were not an accident. 951 00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:15,853 You weren't. 952 00:59:15,918 --> 00:59:19,623 Can you just stop being parents for one second? 953 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:21,692 Jeez. 954 00:59:59,163 --> 01:00:01,733 Think you might be expecting me. 955 01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:06,503 Wow. You didn't lie on your profile. 956 01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:08,639 Mm. It's a little judgemental. 957 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:10,407 No, I just-I meant... 958 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,009 I thought your photo was fake for sure. 959 01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:15,746 Oh, just because I have a fetish, doesn't mean I'm a liar. 960 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,581 I didn't mean that. I just... 961 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,016 No, I'm just glad you're not, like, a... 962 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:22,586 like, a creep or anything. 963 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,853 And I'm really glad we found each other. 964 01:00:23,855 --> 01:00:27,826 It is very hard to find a beautiful, single woman 965 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:29,860 with a bonus in her belly. 966 01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,266 How pregnant are you? 967 01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:38,469 A lot. 968 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,806 Why do you like pregnant women? 969 01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:48,445 Some people think it's the glow. No, no, it's... 970 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,681 it's just that it's really wrong to think of a pregnant woman 971 01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:54,215 in a sexual way, you know? It's... 972 01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:56,519 It's hot. 973 01:00:56,554 --> 01:00:58,054 It's dirty. 974 01:00:58,056 --> 01:01:00,221 Thank you. 975 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:05,797 Plus, you know, you can't get pregnant again. 976 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:08,298 But, I mean, we can take it slow. 977 01:01:13,802 --> 01:01:15,237 You can touch it if you like. 978 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,405 OK. 979 01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,409 Ohh. Wow. 980 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,076 You are so pregnant. 981 01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:25,983 Oh my goodness. 982 01:01:29,184 --> 01:01:30,552 - Oh, uh... - Yeah? 983 01:01:30,586 --> 01:01:32,755 - Yeah. - OK. Cool. 984 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,259 Wait. What's wrong? 985 01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,264 You OK? 986 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,534 What's going on? 987 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:56,112 Uh... 988 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:06,525 I'm not allowed in there. 989 01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:24,972 Can I get a flat white, please? 990 01:02:24,974 --> 01:02:26,807 Decaf for you, though, right? 991 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,777 - Excuse me? - I don't-I don't know. 992 01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:30,811 - Cos I'm pregnant? - No. 993 01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:33,048 - How dare you? OK? So... - Sorry. I didn't- 994 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,483 Oh! My sugar. 995 01:02:35,485 --> 01:02:38,922 She's actually allowed up to two cups a day. 996 01:02:41,990 --> 01:02:44,061 Sorry about that. 997 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,264 Have mine. 998 01:02:48,331 --> 01:02:51,735 Thanks for being nice to me, Brian. 999 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:29,871 Whoa! 1000 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:44,456 - Yeah. - Yip. 1001 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,057 Thanks. 1002 01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:49,126 Hold my hand. 1003 01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:55,398 Have a seat. 1004 01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:15,750 - What are you doing? - Getting my one-second video. 1005 01:04:15,751 --> 01:04:18,221 - Don't. - Got it. 1006 01:04:18,253 --> 01:04:20,489 All right, so, we've got a lot to get through today. 1007 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,094 Can I have all the women up lining across the room 1008 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:25,429 in order of your due dates, please? 1009 01:04:25,494 --> 01:04:28,231 That's right - up off your seats. Yeah. 1010 01:04:28,264 --> 01:04:32,268 And we've got a new one - Zoe, is it? When are you due? 1011 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:37,074 I've forgotten. 1012 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:38,108 19th of June. 1013 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:40,010 - 19th of June. - Oh, June 19th. 1014 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:42,744 Jump over here with all our other June babies. 1015 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:46,114 You guys all know each other from having sex in September. 1016 01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:47,784 Do you know what you're having? 1017 01:04:47,851 --> 01:04:49,251 No. 1018 01:04:49,284 --> 01:04:51,920 Not really a details person, are you? 1019 01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:55,291 - Excuse me? - Well, Mummy doesn't know much. 1020 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:58,460 OK, you need to leave. 1021 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:02,032 Thank you. Out of the classroom. Yeah. Out the door. 1022 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,599 I'm sorry. 1023 01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:06,969 Beth, you were being a bitch, though. 1024 01:05:08,806 --> 01:05:09,974 What is the matter with you?! 1025 01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:12,809 Me? You just found someone else to be a dad with. 1026 01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:14,777 Who the fuck is Brian?! 1027 01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:17,213 I'm a preggophile, Tim. 1028 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,981 You know what? You're banned from the labour. OK? 1029 01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:21,983 - I don't want you there. - It's my baby as well. 1030 01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:24,454 Pretty sure it's mine. It's mine, actually. 1031 01:05:24,489 --> 01:05:26,891 It's definitely more mine than yours. 1032 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,840 Not too uncomfortable? 1033 01:05:44,842 --> 01:05:46,840 No. 1034 01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:52,083 Wow. You look... 1035 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,181 achingly beautiful. 1036 01:05:54,182 --> 01:05:56,318 Cheers. 1037 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:05,695 Is that OK? It doesn't feel too weird? 1038 01:06:05,762 --> 01:06:07,766 No, no, no, no. 1039 01:06:09,134 --> 01:06:10,534 Whoa. 1040 01:06:10,601 --> 01:06:12,603 - It's nice. - Yeah. 1041 01:06:15,371 --> 01:06:17,373 - Oh. - Mmm. 1042 01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:20,844 Oh. 1043 01:06:22,711 --> 01:06:25,014 - OK. - Shall we? 1044 01:06:25,048 --> 01:06:27,217 You're strong. 1045 01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:33,891 Wow. Ooh. 1046 01:06:37,561 --> 01:06:39,797 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't. I know-You know- 1047 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:41,561 - Yeah, no, I can't do it. - What's wrong? 1048 01:06:41,563 --> 01:06:43,230 - It's just a bit too much. - I'm sorry. 1049 01:06:43,231 --> 01:06:44,400 No. No, no, no, no. It's fine. 1050 01:06:44,402 --> 01:06:46,402 But I don't know what I was actually thinking. 1051 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,971 Zoe, wait, please. Please don't go. 1052 01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:51,739 Zoe! I think I felt your baby kick before. 1053 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:53,407 Yeah. 1054 01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:55,644 Oh my God. 1055 01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:06,253 Hi. 1056 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:09,525 Um, I need you. Can you please come get me? 1057 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,336 I'm sorry, Mol. 1058 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,940 I didn't want you to think of me as, like, pregnant Zoe. 1059 01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,612 When I'm a mum, I'm just gonna have, like, no mum friends. 1060 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:32,951 I'm just gonna have all the same friends. 1061 01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:43,393 I just really want my old life back. 1062 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,231 Everything's fucked. 1063 01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:05,315 I'm sorry about you and Tim. 1064 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,992 Can I have that bracelet? 1065 01:08:24,835 --> 01:08:26,837 Can I have all of them? 1066 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:33,110 Thanks. 1067 01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,314 Ugh. 1068 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:41,181 You've got tiny wrists. 1069 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:50,360 Enjoying work? Yeah? 1070 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:52,525 Just watch out. 1071 01:08:52,528 --> 01:08:56,029 You happy there? Ooh, here we go. 1072 01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:58,768 Oh, there's an ant on that. 1073 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,771 Yeah. Sorry, darling. 1074 01:09:03,206 --> 01:09:05,208 My baby's gonna be... 1075 01:09:06,644 --> 01:09:08,645 brown! 1076 01:09:14,217 --> 01:09:15,886 Whoa. 1077 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,954 - Thank you. - Hm. 1078 01:09:20,157 --> 01:09:23,126 Hey, will you come overseas with me tomorrow? 1079 01:09:23,161 --> 01:09:25,195 You can use Tim's ticket. 1080 01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:27,966 But you can't go overseas, though. 1081 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,967 Sorry, sweetie. 1082 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,307 Cute. 1083 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,244 Cute. 1084 01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:43,646 Cute, cute, cute. 1085 01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:51,988 The tunes sound like post-natal depression, 1086 01:09:52,023 --> 01:09:54,922 but it's the only thing that gets Frankie to sleep. 1087 01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:57,494 Thank you, Alice. 1088 01:09:57,528 --> 01:09:59,529 Lovely, isn't it? 1089 01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:23,354 I invited Tim to come today, but... he didn't want to. 1090 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:28,788 I didn't want him to come. Can you stop talking to Tim? 1091 01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:32,128 You sure you wanna do this by yourself, Zo? 1092 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:36,300 I can do anything by myself. 1093 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,471 Can you move your arms by yourself? 1094 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:45,472 No. 1095 01:10:45,475 --> 01:10:47,610 No, I can't. 1096 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:48,610 You can stay here, 1097 01:10:48,679 --> 01:10:52,814 but I'm not gonna look after your baby for you. 1098 01:10:52,817 --> 01:10:54,652 It's your baby. 1099 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:58,454 I'm not gonna be here. I'm leaving. 1100 01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:16,340 Aah! Ooh! 1101 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,849 - Ooh! - Zoe! 1102 01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:27,918 Dinner's ready! 1103 01:11:42,032 --> 01:11:44,701 - You all right? - Yeah. Thank you. 1104 01:11:49,206 --> 01:11:51,542 Thanks so much. Won't be long. 1105 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,146 Any day now. 1106 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:02,382 - Congratulations. - Oh, it's-it's not mine. 1107 01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:03,853 Oh. OK. 1108 01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:05,854 I- I'm actually having a baby, though. 1109 01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:08,458 Like, you're having a baby with someone else? 1110 01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:09,859 Yeah. 1111 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,529 Whoa. 1112 01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:14,497 Sounds like you've got quite a bit on. 1113 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:21,738 Yeah, it's... it's not like that. It's just a coincidence, 1114 01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:25,375 because I met her at our antenatal class, and, uh... 1115 01:12:25,408 --> 01:12:28,512 No, it sounds bad. It sounds really bad. 1116 01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:32,215 It-It is quite bad. 1117 01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:33,983 Dude. 1118 01:12:34,018 --> 01:12:36,421 You're running the wrong way. 1119 01:13:16,126 --> 01:13:18,595 Are you pregnant? 1120 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,430 Sorry. I'm... so sorry. 1121 01:13:21,363 --> 01:13:24,402 Forget I said that. Have a good flight. 1122 01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:29,136 You don't look it. 1123 01:13:38,814 --> 01:13:40,817 Zoe! Zoe! 1124 01:13:43,554 --> 01:13:45,555 Ooh. 1125 01:13:51,162 --> 01:13:53,163 Ohh. 1126 01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:00,670 Ma'am,... 1127 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:02,738 are you in labour? 1128 01:14:05,242 --> 01:14:06,810 OK. 1129 01:14:06,844 --> 01:14:07,978 I'm calling an ambulance. 1130 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:10,012 Zoe. 1131 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,488 - Penny. - Tim, the hospital called. 1132 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,859 - Zoe's gone into labour. - She's not supposed to be. 1133 01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:23,193 - It's too early. - I know. 1134 01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:25,028 She doesn't want us there, but I think you should go. 1135 01:14:25,095 --> 01:14:26,360 OK. 1136 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,101 Ooh! Ooh. 1137 01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:39,539 Oh. Uh, Zoe? I'm gonna need you to get back on the bed, please, 1138 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,878 for the monitor. 1139 01:14:48,152 --> 01:14:50,688 Do you want me to call someone yet, or...? 1140 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:54,557 No! I'm fine. I'm actually fine, cos I actually like being alone. 1141 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,056 It's quite good for me. 1142 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:57,560 - OK. - Yeah. 1143 01:14:57,627 --> 01:14:59,697 Thank you. 1144 01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:01,363 Catch ya later. 1145 01:15:01,398 --> 01:15:03,230 - I'm still here. - Oh. 1146 01:15:03,233 --> 01:15:05,734 - Yeah. Do you have any Frujus? - Nope! 1147 01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:07,371 - OK. - No. None at all. 1148 01:15:07,403 --> 01:15:09,405 It's fine. Whoo. 1149 01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:25,921 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1150 01:15:31,427 --> 01:15:32,761 Zoe? 1151 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:35,666 You can't keep sneaking off the bed. 1152 01:15:37,434 --> 01:15:40,435 How bad is the pain from one to 10? 1153 01:15:40,436 --> 01:15:41,837 - One. - One? 1154 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,340 - Mm-hm. - 10 is the most extreme, 1155 01:15:44,372 --> 01:15:47,778 the most extreme pain. So from one to 10...? 1156 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,845 Zero, then. 1157 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,115 - Yeah, you're tellin' porkies. - I'm not. 1158 01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:54,283 - Yep. - Nah. 1159 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:57,586 - It's not impressing me. - Like, a negative-one. 1160 01:15:57,621 --> 01:15:59,622 Not impressing me. 1161 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:18,307 You got this, bro. 1162 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,579 Oi, dads wear seat belts too. 1163 01:16:23,581 --> 01:16:25,582 Yip. 1164 01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:36,894 Aah! 1165 01:16:38,561 --> 01:16:40,328 Ooh. 1166 01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:41,966 Get on the bed! 1167 01:16:41,997 --> 01:16:45,336 Aren't you glad I wasn't on the bed?! 1168 01:16:45,402 --> 01:16:47,502 - Come on. - Wait, I'm disgusting. 1169 01:16:47,503 --> 01:16:48,738 - Come on. - Block your nose. 1170 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:52,176 I don't care. There's nowhere to hide when you're in labour. 1171 01:16:52,242 --> 01:16:53,841 Man. 1172 01:16:53,844 --> 01:16:56,979 If only there was someone you knew, you know? 1173 01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,814 Maybe someone I could call? 1174 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:04,587 Do you think pgnant women just become mothers 1175 01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:07,422 - as soon as they give birth? - Um,... 1176 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,458 yes. 1177 01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:13,530 - Yep. - What if I become a dick? 1178 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,634 I think you're already a dick. 1179 01:17:20,871 --> 01:17:22,872 I know. 1180 01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:25,542 Quite a dick. 1181 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:33,317 You decide if you're comin' or goin', OK? 1182 01:19:17,554 --> 01:19:19,122 Hi. 1183 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:21,157 Hi. 1184 01:19:26,764 --> 01:19:28,997 I'm probably gonna have a baby today. 1185 01:19:29,064 --> 01:19:31,836 That's great, Zo. 1186 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:35,072 That's so good. 1187 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,842 Um, so, I'm at the hospital, 1188 01:19:39,908 --> 01:19:43,979 and I was just kind of hoping you might be able to come, 1189 01:19:44,014 --> 01:19:45,481 cos I, um... 1190 01:19:45,515 --> 01:19:47,349 I'm really scared, 1191 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:50,353 and, um, I think I need you,... 1192 01:19:51,688 --> 01:19:56,826 cos I've kind of forgotten how to be me, and, um,... 1193 01:19:56,859 --> 01:19:59,328 I think I need you to remind me. 1194 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,529 Yeah. 1195 01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:03,698 Yeah, definitely. I'm coming, OK? 1196 01:20:03,701 --> 01:20:06,002 I'm gonna be there really, really soon. 1197 01:20:06,036 --> 01:20:07,704 Yeah. OK. 1198 01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:08,703 - Oh fuck, bro! The pigs! - Oi! 1199 01:20:08,704 --> 01:20:09,706 Just don't be scared. 1200 01:20:09,773 --> 01:20:11,841 - Oh, you forgot your suit! - It doesn't matter! 1201 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,542 Stay on the phone, Zoe, OK? 1202 01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:15,345 - Bro, just go! - Hey! Get back here! 1203 01:20:17,045 --> 01:20:18,514 - Whoo-hoo! - Hey! 1204 01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:20,550 Where are you? Are you running? 1205 01:20:20,617 --> 01:20:22,619 OK, I'm comin' in. 1206 01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:28,792 - Ohh! - I'm here! 1207 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,225 What? 1208 01:20:34,898 --> 01:20:36,966 How'd you get here so fast? 1209 01:20:37,734 --> 01:20:38,969 I was outside. 1210 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,537 Oh God! Let me die! Let me die, Tim. 1211 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,472 Do you think you could die, or are you just saying that? 1212 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,306 You can get in if you want. 1213 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,411 Oh my God! I shouldn't be alive! 1214 01:20:47,476 --> 01:20:48,877 Come here. Can you please come here? 1215 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:52,548 Well, I mean, that's blood. That's... That is your blood. 1216 01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:56,185 Yeah. Come here. Just come over here, please. 1217 01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:02,224 - Oh my God! - Oh, here we go, here we go. 1218 01:21:02,256 --> 01:21:04,827 - Yeah. Come here! - Wha... Wha... 1219 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,430 - What should I do? - Just touch me. 1220 01:21:06,496 --> 01:21:08,597 Just touch me somewhere. Just touch me. 1221 01:21:08,664 --> 01:21:11,000 Ooh. Oh my God. 1222 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,072 I thought I knew what motherhood is, and I just don't. 1223 01:21:16,104 --> 01:21:18,841 I don't know, actually. I just want Speck to be OK. 1224 01:21:18,876 --> 01:21:21,176 Speck will be. He's a honeydew melon. 1225 01:21:23,447 --> 01:21:25,015 Hey, let's do the next contraction together, OK? 1226 01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:27,917 OK. OK. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. 1227 01:21:27,952 --> 01:21:30,621 It's just a one-person thing, but just... OK. 1228 01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:32,287 Let's do that. 1229 01:21:32,354 --> 01:21:34,689 - You ready? - Yes! 1230 01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:37,860 You are not chilling out in a spa pool! 1231 01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:39,863 What are you doing in there? 1232 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,296 That's... blood. Oh my God. Why didn't you tell me 1233 01:21:42,363 --> 01:21:44,801 there was blood? Get out. Both of you, get out. 1234 01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:48,704 OK. 1235 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,706 - OK. OK. - I think I am in labour now. 1236 01:21:50,738 --> 01:21:52,809 Oh, OK. Terrific You're gonna need a caesar as well. 1237 01:21:52,876 --> 01:21:55,546 That baby is coming out right now. 1238 01:21:57,979 --> 01:21:59,314 Ohh. 1239 01:21:59,381 --> 01:22:01,483 OK. We're ready. 1240 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:03,118 Almost there. 1241 01:22:03,153 --> 01:22:07,319 And here's your baby. 1242 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:16,564 This is Zoe. She's your mum. 1243 01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,407 Hi. 1244 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,275 Hey. 1245 01:22:26,909 --> 01:22:28,912 Hi. 1246 01:22:29,512 --> 01:22:30,912 Hi. 1247 01:22:30,947 --> 01:22:32,015 Whoa! 1248 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:34,184 - What the hell are you doing?! - What are you doing?! 1249 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,086 You just got glitter in her abdomen! You got glitter 1250 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,516 - in the incision. - Oh my God. Oh. 1251 01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:39,755 - Get outta here! - I'm so sorry. I... 1252 01:22:39,787 --> 01:22:41,188 I really thought that was gonna be magical. 1253 01:22:41,189 --> 01:22:42,425 Come on. Come with me. Get out. 1254 01:22:42,457 --> 01:22:44,193 I'm so sorry! Please let me stay. 1255 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,860 Oh, what do you think this is - a bloody 21st or something? 1256 01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:53,368 Go with him. 1257 01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,006 All right, Dad. Come with us. 1258 01:22:57,039 --> 01:22:58,875 - Go. - Unbelievable. 1259 01:22:58,942 --> 01:23:01,877 I'm so sorry, guys. He's been a pain in the arse all day. 1260 01:23:14,224 --> 01:23:18,560 Look at him in his little warm plastic house. 1261 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:20,630 So beautiful. 1262 01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:24,564 I wonder when we can take him home. 1263 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:27,837 I'm so embarrassed. I was gonna run away. 1264 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:33,676 I didn't know it was you. It was you all along. 1265 01:23:35,478 --> 01:23:37,578 I love you. 1266 01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:42,152 I would chainsaw my own arms off if it meant you were OK. 1267 01:23:42,185 --> 01:23:46,087 I don't know how I'd do the other arm, though. 1268 01:23:46,088 --> 01:23:48,091 Figure it out. 1269 01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:04,907 Hey. 1270 01:24:04,939 --> 01:24:07,277 That's your dad. Yeah. 1271 01:24:07,342 --> 01:24:09,609 - That's your mum. - Hi. 1272 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:16,252 Do you wanna stay the night? 1273 01:24:16,284 --> 01:24:18,287 Yeah. 1274 01:24:19,956 --> 01:24:21,958 You're not allowed. 1275 01:24:22,626 --> 01:24:24,627 I don't care. 1276 01:24:27,197 --> 01:24:29,932 I'm glad you're up, Speck. 1277 01:24:29,965 --> 01:24:31,967 I've made you something. 1278 01:24:41,711 --> 01:24:44,212 Oh gosh. 1279 01:25:19,113 --> 01:25:21,317 - In here? Yeah? OK. - OK. 1280 01:25:21,349 --> 01:25:22,918 There we go. 1281 01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:25,520 Yay! 1282 01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:27,622 Uh, do you think we got one? 1283 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,961 Hand down. 1284 01:25:34,930 --> 01:25:36,664 Can we just photoshop the finger out? 1285 01:25:36,698 --> 01:25:37,766 No. 1286 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:40,769 Look. Oh, look at them. And one, two, three. 1287 01:25:47,043 --> 01:25:48,845 Look at Mummy! 1288 01:25:48,877 --> 01:25:51,213 Look, Speck. Way up there. 1289 01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:53,282 Whoo! 1290 01:25:55,217 --> 01:25:56,519 Hey! 1291 01:25:56,552 --> 01:25:58,720 Look at Mummy! 1292 01:26:04,226 --> 01:26:06,393 You're not even looking. Rude. 1293 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:01,923 Hey! 1294 01:31:11,742 --> 01:31:14,930 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 90664