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[J.D.] Work at a hospital long enough,you get used to anything.
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Whether it's Dr. Kim, who makes patientstake their pants off no matter what...
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Yep, you've got pink eye.
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Can I put my pants back on?
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Right after I put some drops in.
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Or nobody rememberingRay Ketay's 80th birthday.
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Why aren't you making
a bigger fuss?
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Uh, I would have, Mr. Ketay,
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but Dr. Reid is throwing a huge
celebration for you later.
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[J.D.] I should tell her about that.
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Truth is, thanks to modern medicine,80 isn't that big a deal anymore.
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It's not like the olden days.
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Let us not feel sorrow for Bobby Adams.
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He was 12. He led a full life.
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He will be missed.
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Especially by his
beautiful wife, Jenny,
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who stood by him,
even when he turned six,
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had a mid-life crisis,
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and was caught banging one of those
naked people that brought us corn.
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I'd be the oldest man
in Pilgrim Village.
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[J.D.] Still, you shouldalways celebrate life
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because you never know whenit will throw you a curveball.
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Like with Dr. Cox.
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He recently made a decisionany doctor would have made,
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and because of it,three patients died.
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At first, he was inconsolably sad.
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After that, he started acting out.
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In his defense, he did ask
for dressing on the side.
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Daphne!
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I heard that he attacked
one of the busboys.
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Yeah, I heard he
bitch-slapped the maitre d'.
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Enough, gang.
That's how rumors get started.
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Gloria, I made a joke that
you hooked up with Leonard,
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the security guard with the hook-hand,
now everyone thinks it's true.
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It is true. And I'm never going back.
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Gloria!
[Makes kissing sound]
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[Kissing sound]
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I love me some white meat.
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OK... well, make sure you put
antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK?
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Now I know Dr. Cox seems
crazy mad at the world right now,
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but let's remember,
three patients died.
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What's amazing is that
he can take a hit like that,
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one that would knock any of us
out for good,
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and come out still standing.
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That's why the man's an inspiration.
I mean, he is a rock.
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- [Pager beeping]
- Yep, he's the best damn doctor here.
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Newbie, give me a little trouble?
I'm having some help here.
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Oh, no.
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# No, I know I'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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All right, people, listen up.
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We are a family.
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And what do families do when
one of their own is in trouble?
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When my brother came out of the closet
my parents sent him to hetero camp.
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Families not from Connecticut.
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[J.D.] Pregnancy had made Carlaa little hormonal.
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Dr. Kelso, I asked you to keep this
matter away from the Board.
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- Were you able to?
- Nurse Espinosa, I...
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- Were you?!
- Yes!
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I told them Dr. Cox was taking a leave
of absence due to problems at home.
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- Should anyone ask, you beat him.
- Beat him. Got it.
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I couldn't believe
how depressed he was.
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- It was so sad.
- Oh, I know.
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When I first heard about it,
I was like, "Whoa, no way."
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- You don't know what this is about.
- Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.
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We're talking about Dr. Cox.
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Oh. Well, if anyone's interested,
there's a donkey-boy in the ICU.
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- Baby?
- No, Turk.
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Now, Dr. Cox needs our help
getting through this.
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Jordan can watch him at morning
and at night, but she's got Jack.
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- She's not that emotionally available.
- I'm dead inside.
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We're all going
to spend time with him.
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I've made up a schedule.
I have the first shift.
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- Any questions? Meeting is adjourned.
- Oh.
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- Gosh!
- What?
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For God's sakes, Reid,
there's a donkey-boy upstairs.
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[Turk] Damn.
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That boy is going to town
on that carrot.
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You fellas want to go to
a real donkey show?
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It's really very tastefully done.
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One of the women
who entertains the donkey
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used to be on a soap.
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Pass.
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Standing invitation, every Thursday.
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Always pass, sir.
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Well, I'll ask Mickhead.
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Turk, you know what bothers me?
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Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk,
we act like nothing happened.
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I don't know.
I kinda feel for the guy.
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Besides... I am way too excited.
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I start my orthopedic rotation today.
It is going to be awesome.
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Turk was psyched becauseorthopedic surgeons
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are notoriously the most unemotional,jockish surgeons of all.
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Turk was going to havea boss he could connect with.
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Hey, guys, I'm Dr. Stone.
I'm your new attending.
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- All right, fellas. Hands in.
- Yeah.
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[Stone] Mm. Mmm.
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[Turk] Dr. Stone?
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Usually, when people put their hands in,
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someone says,
"Go get them!" or "whoo!"
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No. No words yet.
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I want you all to get comfortable
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with the feel of your
brother's hands on yours.
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As surgeons, we're constantly
opening people up and looking around.
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But have you ever stopped
to open yourself up
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and look around?
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- Whoa.
- Mmm.
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Whoo!
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- Hey. How's he doing?
- Hi.
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He's not talking and he's...
you know...
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What?
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Daddy drinks a lot.
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First complete sentence. Fantastic.
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, sunshine.
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You gonna at least say hello?
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Nothing? Listen...
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I know you keep blaming yourself
for this, but you just can't.
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When my mom died, I thought
that because I was a nurse
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I should have been able
to prevent it somehow.
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But over time...
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...I realized that
bad things are going to happen
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and beating yourself up
isn't going to help anyone.
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That's it, sweetie. Come here.
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Come here.
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Nurse, I need you to help me
drain some fluid.
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But first, we have to work
on this patient.
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Todd, take the scalpel
and carve this into your arm.
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"No nurse will ever touch your dangle."
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- Christopher, come on.
- Oh.
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You know what?
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You're edgy because
you're on the sidelines.
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- I know how that digs at you.
- Yeah.
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It digs at you right in here.
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And that's OK, you know?
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What would you say if you could
have that big knee reconstruction?
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- Awesome.
- You bet it is.
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- Right.
- Yeah. OK.
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- Finished.
- Let's just take a second here
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to think about what we just did.
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[Crying] We fixed an elbow, yeah?
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The last thing this man said
before he went under was
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how much he enjoyed
Sunday morning tennis.
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Right? And I just,
I think that's special.
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And we're special.
This was special. Thank you.
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He actually said,
"I think that's pretty special."
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Then he got all emotional.
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- I mean, how lame is that?
- It's pretty lame.
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I'm just not into all of that
sensitive touchy-feely stuff.
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You hug me all the time.
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And even that took a while.
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Remember the first time
you tried to hug me?
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Yeah!
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Your sports team won
the World Series!
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- What a game!
- A grand slam!
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With Dr. Stone it's different.
We're not friends.
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What kind of guy gets all cuddly
with people he just met? It's pathetic.
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Dude, that's a little harsh.
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How long have you been
holding that button?
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Long enough for me to hear
what you really think.
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Great.
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Is there another guy on this planet
who's that sensitive?
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[J.D.] OK. Let it out.
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I got ya. J.D.'s got ya.
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Hold me tighter. Little too tight.
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- There's a good spot.
- [Sobbing]
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- Elliot, why did I have to come?
- Because we're a couple, Keith.
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- We do things together.
- OK.
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Would it be OK if I moved?
This couch is... uncomfortable.
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Dr. Cox, I am not going to pretend
to know what you're going through,
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but believe me,
I've had my experiences.
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Remember when I put my malaria patient
through that painful procedure,
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when everyone knew he'd die anyway?
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You know what? I'm just going
to go sit in the bathroom.
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Know what I do when I'm having a really
tough time getting through things?
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I just leave the city,
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get into nature, and just take stockof what's really important.
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Just make sure you don't goto a popular parachute drop-zone.
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I don't know if it wasthe adrenaline rush
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or because I thought he was an angel,
but it's fastest I've gone
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from meeting to kissing.
Yeah. True story.
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- I'm just worried about this mole.
- Doesn't look cancerous.
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Ah, get in there and
take your pants off.
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- You gonna go talk to Dr. Stone?
- It'll blow over.
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Plus, he's a surgeon.
Surgeons don't hold grudges.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go scrub up.
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By the way, your shift with
Dr. Cox starts in ten minutes.
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Turk was right.Personal feelings
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shouldn't get in the way of aprofessional relationship, but they do.
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What do you say we rebuild that knee?
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Actually, I think
I'm going to let Dr. Norman here
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take the lead on this one, OK?
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Look, Carla, I have a real problem
with what Dr. Cox did
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and I don't think
I can go over there.
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I'm gonna send somebody else
over for you, OK?
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J.D. Was supposed to come but, um...
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...he... he's not coming.
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[J.D.] I couldn't really worryabout bailing on Dr. Cox.
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The Stanleys' child was sick andI had just spent the last 20 minutes
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asking them awkward questions to ruleout the possibility of child abuse.
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- Who would smother their own child?
- You'd be surprised.
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There's Munchausen Syndrome,
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where a parent will intentionally harm
their child to get attention themselves.
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I've never heard of that.
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Someone should do a public service
announcement about it.
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[J.D.] Hmm. Someone should.
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Had a tough day at the office,
come home, make yourself some dinner,
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smother your kids, pop in a movie,
maybe have a drink.
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It's fun, right? Wrong.
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Don't smother your kids.
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That problem would be gone forever.
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- I am so mad at you.
- Yeah, you big jerk.
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How could you stand up Dr. Cox?
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Wait, is that what
we came to yell at him for?
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Well, yeah.
What did you think it was?
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Apparently J.D. Told Mr. Ketay
I'm throwing a birthday party.
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He asked where the cake was.
I panicked.
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I told him we got him
a weekend in Vegas.
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- What?
- Can I see Celine Dion?
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Oh, anything you want, Mr. Ketay!
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You're going halfsies with me.
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I can't believe you didn't
show up at Dr. Cox's.
224
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,120
Do you have any idea who I
had to send in your place?
225
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,920
# Gray skies are gonna clear up
226
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,758
# Put on a happy faceHap-happy-hap
227
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# Brush off the clouds and cheer up
228
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,624
If you're not digging this,
229
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I've got a hundred jokes about these.
230
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# Sunshine all over the place
231
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# Just put onPut on
232
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# A happy face #
233
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Yeah.
234
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I'm just not down with the whole
drinking and doctoring thing.
235
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- Deal with it.
- [Snaps fingers]
236
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,550
Excuse me.
237
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,553
I'll never get a good
surgery on this rotation.
238
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,819
I can help you with Dr. Stone.
He's one of my people.
239
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- He's a sensie.
- What's a sensie?
240
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It's short for sensitive guy.
241
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Our music is acoustic alternative.
242
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We marvel at fireflies.
243
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,765
And when we help a drunk girl
home from the bar,
244
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sure, we cop a feel...
245
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,971
...a feel of her hair
as we're pulling it back
246
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,669
so she doesn't get vomit on it.
247
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,871
I'm having a weird
med school flashback.
248
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,244
I think you held my hair back
while I vomited.
249
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:07,274
It was our last year. I didn't want you
to get J�germeister in your cornrows.
250
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,355
- My Latrell Sprewell phase.
- Hockey?
251
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,946
- Basketball.
- Damn it.
252
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:15,790
- What am I going to do about Dr. Stone?
- You're going to cry in front of him.
253
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,661
Laugh if you must, but it'll show
you have emotional depth
254
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,830
and it will trigger a nurturing impulse
inside him that we sensies can't resist.
255
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,169
How the hell am I supposed to cry?
256
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,003
You need to cry. Let's brainstorm.
257
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,669
I could hit you
over the head with a wrench.
258
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,908
Or... I could stab you
in the gut with a knife.
259
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,817
# Knife-wrench
260
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Practical and safe.
261
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,178
Whoa!
262
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Ow!
263
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- Oh! Oh, boy!
- Anyhoo, don't worry about crying.
264
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,421
I got this menthol
from the pharmacy.
265
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,728
I read online that
actors in Holly-weird
266
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spray their eyes
when they need to fake-cry.
267
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,329
Why do you have five?
268
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,804
I'm using it for the final death
scene in my movie, Dr. Acula.
269
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,844
Last night, my German financier, Hans,
270
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,038
rest in peace, died on the Autobahn.
271
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,775
So now I got to shoot
the whole thing on my cell phone.
272
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,010
Hello, Bob.
273
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,648
- No cheek kiss necessary.
- Oh, good. I had pipe breath.
274
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,421
So... when was the last time I was here?
275
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,689
'97? I know it's been a while
276
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,493
because Enid could still
fit through that door.
277
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,625
I shouldn't joke,
she's very ill.
278
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,636
I'm going to go take a shower.
279
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,003
Oh, Perry?
280
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:42,346
I don't really know why I'm here,
but Nurse Espinosa said
281
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,780
if I didn't, she'd stop
coming over to my house
282
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,648
and giving instructions
to my pool boy.
283
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,245
He speaks English,
but doesn't have front teeth,
284
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,654
so I can never look at him
without laughing.
285
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,386
[Kelso chuckling]
286
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:59,121
Anyway, I don't know what
she expects me to say to you.
287
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:03,157
I mean, all you do
is bust my ass day in and day out.
288
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I guess you... you keep me
in line on those rare occasions
289
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when I lose sight of things.
290
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,869
You could say we
balance each other out pretty well.
291
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,579
[Sighing]
292
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,584
Perry...
293
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...the hospital needs you.
294
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,586
I need you.
295
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,452
What the hell are you doing?
296
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,285
Did Elliot leave
without telling me?
297
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,130
Why is there an intern
in my bathroom?
298
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,756
It's not my birthday.
299
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,960
She made me watch.
300
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,010
OK, there he is. You ready?
301
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,302
Ow!
302
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,075
He's the one that needs to cry,
you idiot. Not me.
303
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,809
Ow!
304
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,216
Oh yeah. I forgot all
about that crying stuff.
305
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,516
I was just... oh hey!
Loose thread.
306
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,078
- No!
- Got it.
307
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,351
# Knife-wrench!
308
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,189
For kids.
309
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,929
OK, he's hugging Colonel Doctor which
means you got about seven seconds.
310
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,728
A hug takes seven seconds?
311
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,362
A good one does.
Here's the plan.
312
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,531
You're going to tell him
a story that isn't inherently sad.
313
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,974
When you get emotional,
he will think you're extra-sensitive.
314
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,012
I'll nail you with the menthol.
315
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,344
You'll be crying like a
ten-year-old Pilgrim widow.
316
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,350
Here he comes.
317
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,682
And... black-tion.
318
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,917
- Dr. Stone.
- Christopher.
319
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,118
Yeah, you know, I'm just
out here thinking about my wife.
320
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,287
She's pregnant with our first child.
321
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,821
[J.D.] Now come on, fishy.Take the bait.
322
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,163
Children are pretty darn special.
323
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,467
I have seven of my own, and each one is
just as compassionate as the next one.
324
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,905
That is the quality
that me and my six ex-wives
325
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,443
tried to instill in our children.
326
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,806
It's overwhelming here.
327
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,179
Exactly.
328
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,282
You know, my new wife, Carol,
329
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,877
she is four months pregnant.
330
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,651
- Congratulations.
- We're separated.
331
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,692
Uh-huh.
332
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,661
We are not so different, you and I.
333
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,061
[J.D.] He's not a sensie.He's a nut job.
334
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,692
It's hug time, Chris.
Come here.
335
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,497
- Whoa!
- [Thump]
336
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,938
Old habit.
337
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,404
So he has a mild concussion and they're
going to let him rest for a while.
338
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,139
Good. That gives us time
to come up with a new plan.
339
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,976
Oh, no. That's it. I'm done.
340
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,243
There's no way we will
have a relationship.
341
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,115
Not unless I want to bear
his 17th child.
342
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,586
He's your attending,
you have to connect.
343
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,784
You need somebody you can look up to,
someone you can count on.
344
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,953
What you need is someone
who will always have your back.
345
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,327
No, J.D., that's what you need.
346
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,764
That's what you've always needed.
347
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,234
Maybe after five years working here,
that's not such a good thing.
348
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,234
I got to go and do
my shift with Dr. Cox.
349
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,007
[J.D.] Right then I knewwhat I had to do.
350
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,818
- Hey.
- What's up?
351
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,951
[# Gary Jules: Something Else]
352
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,657
You're probably wondering why
I didn't show up before, huh?
353
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,066
I know you wanted me to,
even though you'd never admit it.
354
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,438
Normally I would kill
to get into this apartment,
355
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,998
and you'd try and keep me out.
356
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,340
I say "try" because,
357
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,073
at your Super Bowl party,
358
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,377
which I was not invited to,
359
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:42,079
I was lucky enough to be able to watch
the second half from right over there.
360
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,123
I was the bearded Domino's
employee you invited in
361
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:49,160
because I said I was a fan of
Jerome Bettis, whoever the hell that is.
362
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,030
Anyway, I tried to convince myself
363
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,123
the reason I didn't come earlier
364
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,691
was because of you
coming into work drunk.
365
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,035
But that's not it.
366
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,668
I was scared.
367
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,444
I guess after all this time,
368
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,746
I still think of you as, like,
this superhero
369
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,686
that will help me out
of any situation I'm in.
370
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,518
I needed that.
371
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,219
But that's my problem, you know,
and I'll deal with that.
372
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,227
I guess I came
over here to tell you...
373
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,060
...how proud of you I am.
374
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,833
Not because you did the best
you could for those patients...
375
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,003
...but because after 20 years
of being a doctor...
376
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,070
...when things go badly,
you still take it this hard.
377
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,743
And I got to tell you, man, I mean...
378
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,813
...that's the kind of doctor
I want to be.
379
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,121
[J.D.] Maybe he just neededtime to heal,
380
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,652
or maybe he just needed to seehow much everybody cared,
381
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,960
but I'd like to believeit was because of me
382
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,934
that he was finally able to say this...
383
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,431
You don't drink scotch.
384
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,042
That's awful.
385
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,907
I'm glad you finally shaved.
386
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,574
[J.D.] That's the thing about family.
387
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,083
If you fall off the deep end,
388
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,985
you can always count on themto rally around you.
389
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,991
And when you come back,you might get a quick hug...
390
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,993
... a pat on the shoulder...
391
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,529
... maybe just a nod...
392
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,390
... but no wordsreally need to be spoken.
393
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,126
Of course...
394
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,135
... it's always nice when they are.
395
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,693
J. D...
396
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,298
...thank you.
397
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,201
You're welcome.
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