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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Ain't no passing craze ♪
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♪ It means no worries ♪
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♪ For the rest of your days ♪
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♪ It's our problem-free ♪
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♪ Philosophy ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪
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♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪
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♪ It means no worries ♪
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♪ For the rest of your days ♪
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♪ It's our problem-free ♪
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♪ Philosophy ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪
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Ooh, after dinner ants!
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Are we expecting company, Timon?
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Unfortunately, we are, Pumbaa.
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My mother sent me this telegram
saying she'll be here today.
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Does she still disapprove
of your Hakuna Matata lifestyle?
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Disapprove?
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She's gonna make my life miserable
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until I become a responsible contributing
member of the meerkat society.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna make it look like
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I'm a responsible contributing member
of the meerkat society
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and hope she'll leave me alone.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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I purchased a briefcase to make it
look like I've got a great, new job.
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And I built this new house.
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And now all I need is a wife.
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No!
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No, no, no! No, no, no, no!
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But I've spent a fortune
on beautiful new dresses,
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all size Pumbaa.
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Isn't there another way?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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Put her in a rocket
and send her to the moon?
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Besides, Pumbaa, you said
you'd do anything for me.
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Don't you remember?
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I'll do anything for you, Timon.
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Even dress up like a woman.
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Crud.
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Okay, mom will be here any minute.
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So remember, no matter what happens,
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no matter what I say,
you are now my wife, Patty
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and not Pumbaa, okay? Not Pumbaa!
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Yes, dear.
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Good day. I'm here to issue a sizable
amount of inheritance money to Pumbaa.
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No Pumbaa here.
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Pumbaa! What are you doing?
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You're not really Patty.
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You're Pumbaa and we could have been rich!
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But you told me that no matter
what I was Patty and not Pumbaa.
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Unless someone wants to give you money.
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Then you're always Pumbaa.
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But what if your mother
wants to give me money?
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Then you're still Patty.
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Ooh, my brain hurts.
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If it's my mother, you're Patty.
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Timon!
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My little bubbeleh.
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Ma, ma, come in! Really, come in.
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It's great to have you here.
You look wonderful.
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I barely recognize you.
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- This is my wife.
- I'm Patty.
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I've got a great, new job.
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And I built this new house.
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See? I'm a responsible
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contributing member of the meerkat society
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and you never, ever have to worry about me
never, ever again. Thanks for visiting.
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Love ya', bye-bye.
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Timon, darling, you don't mind
if I stay a little longer.
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Sweetheart, I barely met your wife and I
just have to see your wedding pictures.
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Wedding pictures?
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They were, lost in the...
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- Fire!
- Flood!
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- Flood!
- Fire!
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- I ate 'em.
- Patty ate 'em.
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Too bad.
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You know, when Laverne's son,
Ira, got married,
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a professional photographer made
such a lovely wedding album.
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And Ira's bride looked so slim.
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Well, Patty's slim.
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Aren't you, Patty?
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Yes and Ira's wife can also sing opera,
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juggle and ride a unicycle. Ha!
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♪ Camptown ladies, sing this song
Doo-da, doo-da, ♪
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Yeah, terrific.
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And boy! Can Ira's wife cook! Ha!
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Ooh, my casserole.
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Why, that looks absolutely yummy, pumpkin.
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Oye, Timon.
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You can't expect to be a responsible,
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contributing member of meerkat society
with a wife like that.
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She's a disaster!
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There's only one solution.
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I'm moving in!
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But ma, won't you get lonely for your
friends and want to leave
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so you can be with them?
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Listen, honey,
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unless some rich, old movie star
wants to marry me and take me away,
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I do my best, but nothing is good enough
for your mother.
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And you! You leave everything
lying about the house
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just expecting me to pick up after you.
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Well, I'm sick of it!
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And I deserve a little more appreciation!
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Stop it, Pumbaa. You're creeping me out.
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And unless you want ma
to live with us forever,
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you're gonna have to dress up
like a rich, old movie star,
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a little Cesar Romero, get me?
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Isn't there another way?
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What are we gonna do?
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Put her in a rocket
and send her to the moon?
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Besides, Pumbaa, you said
you'd do anything for me.
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Don't you remember?
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I'd do anything for you, Timon.
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Even dress up like a rich, old movie star.
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I wonder who that could be.
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Pardon me, the name's Patrick.
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It seems my limousine has broken
down in front of your house.
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May I rest a spell while
my chauffeur makes repairs?
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Mama! Mine eyes have never seen
such beauty all at once.
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How lovely.
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I know I'm just an old,
extremely rich movie star,
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but will you marry me?
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I will! I will!
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I mean, I would,
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if I weren't so worried
about my baby, Timon.
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Go on.
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Patty and I will be fine,
ma. Get outta here.
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Well, if only I could meet
Patty's entire family.
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It would put my mind at ease
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and I would never bother you again.
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I'm sure Patty's family would absolutely
love to meet you, ma.
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I'll go in the kitchen
and get Patty right now.
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I think my chauffeur is calling.
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Pumbaa, hey, listen up.
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Ma wants to meet Patty's entire family.
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There is no way, no how,
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I'm going to dress up as an entire family!
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What are we gonna do,
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put her in a rocket
and send her to the moon?
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Besides, Pumbaa, you said
you'd do anything for me.
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Don't you remember?
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I'd do anything for you, Timon.
Even dress up as an entire family.
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- Crud again.
- And now, then,
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all you have to do is memorize
the name, costume number
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and brief biological description
of each family member,
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keeping in mind that a pink costume
tag means birth relative
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and a turquoise tag
means related by marriage.
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Ready? Okay. Good. Go.
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You're gonna love Patty's family, ma.
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They're a real tight knit group.
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I think I hear Patty's
mother, Paula, right now.
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I'm Paula, Patty's mother.
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Thanks, Paula.
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Now I want you to meet
Patty's father, Paul.
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I'll get him.
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Name's Paul. Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.
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Thank you.
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You know, you should meet my fiancé.
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Patrick!
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I'll get him.
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You called, darling?
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Patrick, here you are.
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You've just got to meet Patty's parents.
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They're absolutely charming.
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Charming. Really. Definitely.
Patrick, you really must meet the family.
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And when do I get to meet
Patty's grandparents?
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And where is Patty, anyway?
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- Here I am.
- You're not Patty!
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Right.
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Grandma gets a little confused
at times. You know, cuckoo.
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Get back in the kitchen, grandma.
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Now, where's Patrick?
I've gotta talk to my Patrick.
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What can I do for you, dearest?
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I beg your pardon. Blech!
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Oops. Gotta go.
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And when do I get to meet
the nieces and nephews,
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cousins and second cousins?
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And the baby! I've gotta see the baby!
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Waah...
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You don't look like a baby to me.
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'Cause I'm not a baby.
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And I'm not Patty or Patrick,
Paula, or Paul,
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cousin Peter or Aunt Pam!
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They call me...
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Mr. Pig!
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Why, Timon, that looks
just like your old friend, Pumbaa.
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Timon!
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Timon, have you been lying to me?
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Now, tell me the truth,
or you'll break your poor mother's heart!
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I'm sorry, ma. I lied. I lied.
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I'm still a Hakuna Matata bum.
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I don't have a job
and I'm not really married.
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I don't even have
clean underwear.
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- It's okay.
- It is?
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'Cause I'm not really your mother.
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Fred? My practical-joking friend, Fred?
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- April fools!
- April fools?
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April fools?
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And, boy, are you two a couple of fools.
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You're great. You're amazing.
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You oughta do Vegas,
the Catskills, Cleveland.
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North, south, east and west,
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northwest and southeast
and southwestern northern
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and, of course, west of northeast...
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Yes, it's time for another
exciting adventure of...
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"The Kingdom of the Creatures"
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With your host, nature's pal,
Martin Partin.
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Hi. Hola. Bienvenue.
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Willkommen. Guten tag.
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Hello and welcome.
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Today I'm standing on the Serengeti,
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a broad, natural canvas
of untamed topography.
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Fabulous flora and exotic wildlife.
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Take, for instance,
my very special nature pal,
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dasypus novems... noves...
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Never could speak Latin... novemcinctus.
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Thank you. Or, as you
at home may call him,
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the Armadillo.
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Watch in wonderment at the way
he naturally burrows for his food.
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Pretty impressive, isn't he?
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Okay, that's a take. Set up the next shot
and make it snappy!
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It's as hot as the Serengeti out here.
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But um, Mr. Partin, sir,
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I... are you sure armadillos
are supposed to, you know,
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dig roast turkeys out of the ground
with shovels and stuff?
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Ron?
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Yeah?
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Are you an armadillo?
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Um, no, I don't... no.
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Then who asked ya? And how
should I know? And who cares!
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He's the armadillo!
He's the star of the show.
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That's why he gets the big, juicy
steaks for lunch. See?
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Now mind your own business.
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Do you see what I see?
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Looks to me like a TV show.
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Looks to me like a TV dinner.
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Point well taken.
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You mean, well done.
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Yeah. How come we don't get
free steaks like that armadillo?
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Because we aren't stars.
You heard the man.
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The stars get the steaks.
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If you want to get the tenderloin,
you gotta have the talent.
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Yeah? And who says
we don't got the talent?
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Are you sayin', you do?
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Well, I don't know if you do
or he do, but I sure do.
255
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:16,582
If you're insinuatin',
256
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I lack the necessary qualities to be
a star on "Kingdom of the Creatures,"
257
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,714
you are sorely mistaken.
258
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:27,575
I'll show you what it means to be a star
and you can stake your dinner on it.
259
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,247
Um, "Kingdom of the Creatures,"
260
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,423
take, two. Action!
261
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:40,040
Now, let's watch as the armadillo,
nature's little tank,
262
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:44,245
protects itself from predators
by rolling into a ball of plated armor.
263
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,708
Ooh.
264
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,248
Pretty impressive, isn't he?
265
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,710
What in the world?
266
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,920
Cut!
267
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,173
What do you think you're doing?
268
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,750
Well, I call it the filet ballet.
269
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:14,706
Now, how 'bout passing some of those
prime ribs over to your new primary star?
270
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,883
Well, excuse me, Miss.
271
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,579
We've got a show to do here,
so if you wouldn't mind...
272
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,881
taking a little spin!
273
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,035
Ooh, Mr. Partin, sir...
274
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,457
I kinda thought she was sorta good,
you know?
275
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,503
Okay, wise girl,
276
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,247
now that you've given it a whirl,
277
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,378
how would you like to see
a real star in action?
278
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:51,332
Honey, all I'm seeing is stars.
279
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,630
Good, then here it goes.
280
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,789
Meet the star that's gonna
get us the meat.
281
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,875
"Kingdom of the Creatures,"
282
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,290
take three, action!
283
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:06,753
During the rainy season,
284
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:10,674
the armadillo is only active
during the warmest parts of the day.
285
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,825
And during the hot summer months,
286
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:16,247
this little fella is only active at night.
287
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:20,667
Ooh, pretty impressive, isn't he?
288
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,205
♪ Yeah, that's right, I'm active ♪
289
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,165
♪ I'm active at night ♪
290
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,422
♪ And when that sun goes down ♪
291
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,040
♪ What am I that's right,
I'm outta sight ♪
292
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:35,917
Cut!
293
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,213
Thank you. I'm here through Saturday.
294
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,832
Ooh, bravo.
295
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,877
Bravo. Yes, very good.
296
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,418
Yeah?
297
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,745
Hey, you liked it?
298
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:50,627
Like... well, um, yeah.
That's certainly one way of putting it.
299
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,042
Great! Then listen,
300
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,290
about them steaks I've been seeing you
feedin' bocce ball over there.
301
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,630
Yes. I do like a fella
who's willing to sing for his supper.
302
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,495
That's me. So, when do we eat?
303
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,003
When do we eat. Yes.
304
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:09,125
Well, let's see. How 'bout, um, now?
305
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:25,495
Boy. That kind of rejection
is awful hard to swallow.
306
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:29,789
Hey, once you eat desert,
you don't need dessert.
307
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,995
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, laugh all you want, Sheki.
308
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,035
But you ain't got no steak
in your stomach.
309
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,251
"Kingdom of the Creatures,"
310
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:46,668
take four, action!
311
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,962
But for all of his quirks,
the armadillo is,
312
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:55,041
I believe, a creature who never takes
himself too seriously.
313
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:02,378
Ooh, pretty impressive, isn't he?
314
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,502
Um... yeah.
315
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,083
Forget it.
Stop it, you're slaying me.
316
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,830
I don't even think I have a pulse.
No, that was a great joke.
317
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,747
You are really, really very funny.
318
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,884
Okay, okay. Now, I've got one for you.
319
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:36,458
Why did the hyena cross the desert?
320
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,081
Because I can never cross it!
321
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,251
Aww, save your tears, Ed.
322
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,458
You're not the only one
at the end of your rope.
323
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,832
Yeah, we're starving actors too, remember?
324
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,417
Hey, wait a minute.
325
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,080
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
326
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,421
We don't have to be starving actors.
327
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,332
Right. We can be starving waiters.
328
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:15,379
No, menu mouth. We can be
successful directors.
329
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,923
- You mean...
- Exactly!
330
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,250
Why should we let that guy make
a chump roast out of us?
331
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:25,422
First, we're gonna get our paws
all over this production.
332
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,580
- Lights.
- Camera.
333
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,670
But babes, sweetheart,
darling, I don't understand.
334
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,209
Well, Marty, Martin,
it's very simple really.
335
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,705
You see, I'm done with
this nature show business.
336
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,832
I just think the movie offer,
"The Magnificent Seven Armadillos."
337
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:50,205
That's right, I'm playing all
seven parts. Ciao.
338
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,251
Ooh, Hollywood.
339
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,880
Congratulations to you.
That is very exciting.
340
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,537
Bye. Good luck.
341
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:04,084
Send us a card in the mail. Bye.
342
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,083
Ronald?
343
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,924
Yes, Mr. Partin person, sir.
344
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:15,125
Just a little question
about the next scene.
345
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,460
How am I gonna shoot
it without a star?
346
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,625
Why, why, of course.
347
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,790
I-I don't need a star,
I've got three of them.
348
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,515
Count them with me, Ron. One, two, three.
349
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,753
Hey, what do you say?
There's beef jerky in it for all of you.
350
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,923
No, thanks. But speaking of jerks,
we've already got a beef.
351
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,540
Yeah, with you.
352
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,919
I think there's a union rule
against this kind of thing.
353
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,915
Is that right, big Ron? Isn't that right?
Tell me that's right.
354
00:20:54,709 --> 00:21:00,079
"Kingdom of the Creatures,"
take next one,
355
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,166
action!
356
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,880
North, south, east, and west,
357
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:08,126
northwest and southeast,
and, you know, wherever.
358
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,173
It's time for another exciting adventure
359
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:14,171
in the "Kingdom of the Creatures,"
360
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,419
with your hungry hosts,
361
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,670
the three hyenas.
362
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:24,245
The Serengeti,
a big, high, grassy place
363
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,173
with a lot of rocks,
a couple of trees and not much to eat.
364
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,923
That is until today
365
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,083
because we've got a really
special treat in store for you.
366
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,535
Well, Ed's right.
367
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:40,129
It's actually a treat for us.
368
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:43,667
What you said, girlfriend.
But seeing it as how it is our show
369
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,920
and we are the stars,
we don't mind if you watch.
370
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,500
Not a bit. So, big Ron,
371
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:53,287
can we get a close up on today's subject?
372
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:56,632
It would be a pleasure.
373
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:02,955
Ooh, pretty impressive, isn't he?
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