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So Glenn's still on self-quarantine
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for another week,
but he wanted me to relay
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that he misses you all
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and he sends everyone
his biggest, warmest hug.
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If anyone wants to
report that for harassment,
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I encourage you to do so.
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I'm assuming we're in health and beauty
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because the raccoons
finally claimed the warehouse.
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I like it here. It smells
like confident women.
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We are here to right an injustice.
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Effective immediately,
Cloud 9 will no longer
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keep Black haircare
products in locked cases.
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Wait, why are those locked up?
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Can you huff them, or is it
more like a butt thing?
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Oh, a butt thing?
No, I think it's because
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they think Black people
are gonna steal them.
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Yeah, we have to ask for the key.
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It's like a walk of shame
every time you need argon oil.
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Wait, seriously? That was store policy?
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That you had to humiliate
yourself just to get
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the... al... al... almond?
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- The...
- What was it called?
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[stammers] The almond oil.
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- Almond.
- That's so messed up.
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Yup, that was pretty cool
of corporate to fix it.
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Oh, yeah, it takes a lot of courage
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to make a gesture this small
this late in the game.
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Look, the important
thing is it ends today.
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You know, I thought my
legacy as acting manager
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was gonna be the new
forklift pallet clamp,
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but turns out it's racial justice.
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So... okay, Ken,
do you wanna do the honors?
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Oh! Six-foot bubble, everybody.
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And watch your fingers.
I just had these sharpened.
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- [chuckles]
- Ken, on the count of three,
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you're gonna bolt cut us
into the 21st century.
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One... all: Two, three.
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[display clatters]
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Or, you know, since
we put the lock there,
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maybe we have the key.
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Less ceremonial, but fine.
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Oh, that's my house key.
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This one's Gram Gram's skate rink.
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This is my Orangetheory locker.
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Ah, yeah, key to the racist lock.
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- Whoo-hoo!
[scattered applause]
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Wow, so this is what
equality feels like.
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♪ Amazing ♪
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- ♪ Grace ♪
- Okay.
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- Mm-mm, no.
- ♪ How sweet ♪
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Come on, everybody!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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Pretty big day, huh?
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Justice, one. Racism, zero.
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I'm not sure that's the score.
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You do realize the hair products thing
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isn't the end of racism.
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It's not even the end
of racism in the store.
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Oh, is this because
Karen started here last week?
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Because she's willing to go by Jill.
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What... no. Don't you
think it's messed up
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that we've never had
a Black district manager?
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Or that the employee
handbook limits our hair length
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to three inches... in diameter?
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That basically means no afros.
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I guess I just never thought
about any of this stuff.
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I mean, you've never
brought it up before.
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It's not my job to call out
every racist thing
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I come up against.
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It's my job to announce sales
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and pretend not to notice when
people return used swimsuits.
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Yeah, you know,
this is actually exactly
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what we're talking about
in my anti-racism book club.
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We have the luxury of not
having to think about racism
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because it doesn't
directly affect our lives.
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I would love to never hear
about that book club again,
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but he's right.
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Well, let's do something about it.
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You're gonna hold a meeting,
and you're gonna compile a list
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of all the racist stuff that
corporate needs to talk about.
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- I'm gonna hold a meeting?
- Oh, right, sorry.
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I forgot you don't like to lead.
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You prefer to sit to the side
and make snarky comments
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- like a balcony Muppet.
- Well, I could do it.
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- No, no, no, I can do it.
- Yeah, no, of course.
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You should. You totally...
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That's a great idea.
I was just trying to help.
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I... I promise I wasn't trying
to, like, lead or anything.
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I should decenter myself
and start listening.
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- You're still talking.
- Yeah, yeah, decentering, yup.
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Okay, so I'll borrow
Eric's movie projector.
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And we already have,
like, 10 camping chairs,
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so that should be enough for everybody.
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Ooh, this is gonna be so fun!
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The last time I saw an outdoor movie,
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I was on shrooms, and it turned out
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to just be a Steak 'n Shake menu.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hey, guys.
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What's up?
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- [forced laughter]
- Nothing.
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Uh, we were just...
talk... talking about Europe
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and how crazy it is
over there right now.
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[vocalizes] Politics.
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- Well...
- Should we feel bad
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for not inviting her?
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Yeah, I guess?
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I bet she just sits at home all day
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running to the window
whenever she hears a car.
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So... should we invite her?
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Aw, that would be so nice of us.
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- She'll probably cry.
- Totally.
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It'll be like Christmas for her.
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Hey.
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[phone chimes]
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Hey, Garrett. It's me, Glenn.
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Yeah, I can see you.
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So I heard about the
Black hair care products,
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and I feel horrible.
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I guess I just never paid
attention to those products
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because most of
my Black friends are bald.
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By most, do you mean me?
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No, I have six others.
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I don't know if they're drawn to me
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or me to them, but...
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Anyway, the point is I'm just so sorry.
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And I wish there
was something I could do
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to make it up to the Black employees.
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Any ideas?
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Uh, for how to apologize
to Black people?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Glenn, look, I'm really busy.
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- I got this meeting coming up...
- I just feel terrible!
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You gotta help me make this right.
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Oh, and for the record,
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I am willing to take a knee anywhere.
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- Thanks, Garrett.
- Yeah, bye.
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[sighs]
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Hey, Sandra. Guess what?
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I don't like to guess anymore.
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- My mind's too dirty.
- Oh!
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Okay, we're hosting
an outdoor movie night
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and we want you to come.
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It's this Friday at 7:00.
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Bring a camping chair and a blanket.
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But not Jerry. We're
not running a charity.
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Oh, um, thanks for the invite,
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but I don't feel comfortable going.
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Aw, because you're not used
to being invited to places?
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No, it's just... I noticed
you guys are pretty caszh
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with your COVID safety.
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- What, us?
- What?
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In your Instagram post,
you're not wearing your masks.
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You just have the bandana
tied around your necks.
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Yeah, so people can see our smiles.
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They need them now more than ever.
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Right, I just think
I'd be too anxious if I went,
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but thanks for the invite.
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[scoffs]
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- Is she saying we're not clean?
- I think so.
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Should we start a rumor
that she has hepatitis?
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No.
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Not yet.
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Uh, I think it's good
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that the store has unlocked
the Black hair products,
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but I thought we'd make a list
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of the other issues
corporate needs to address.
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You mean like how
we still sell products
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with racist mascots?
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Ooh, yes, that's a good one!
Write that one down.
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Okay, that's a weird
energy to bring to this,
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but okay.
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How about some new options
in our vending machines?
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There are three rows of
sour cream and onion chips,
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and no jalapeño.
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Okay, guys, so this list is
to come up with issues
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that are affecting Black
customers and employees.
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Well, that one affects me, my brother,
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because I hate sour cream and onion.
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Yeah, but that's more of a you thing,
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not a Black thing.
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I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing.
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Uh, raise your hand if you are Black
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and you like sour cream and onion?
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- I like sour cream.
- That's not the question.
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It has to be sour cream and onion.
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Devil's combo.
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Show of hands? Hands up?
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Mm-hmm, yup.
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- Prosecution rests.
- Okay, that doesn't prove...
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Look, I don't know who's right on this,
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but I think it might be easier
if you just wrote it down.
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[sighs]
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So we have two ideas
to send to corporate
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a list of snacks
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that the Black people
in this room don't like.
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Every room, Garrett.
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Okay, does anybody have
anything actually useful?
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Uh, I... I think
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it might be helpful if... oh, sorry.
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Nia, did you want to say something?
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- No?
- Are you sure?
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Because I don't want
to make this about me
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if you've got something.
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I don't want to make it
about you either,
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but I don't have anything.
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Okay, uh... okay, so look.
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I think it's great that we're trying
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to fight these racist policies,
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but I also think that
we should be pitching
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actively anti-racist policies as well.
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Yeah, like asking corporate to sell
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more products from
Black-owned businesses.
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I was just gonna say that!
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Cool, let's all give credit
to Jonah for Janet's idea.
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No, no. That's...
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That's going on the list, Janet.
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I think a lot of us wanna help,
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but we just have blind spots
when it comes to this stuff.
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I mean, when I was growing up,
we were told the goal
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was to not see race.
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Okay, see, I don't know who
started telling white people that.
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I'm assuming it was other white people,
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but you shouldn't ignore race.
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You should be aware of how being Black
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affects our daily lives.
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Wait, you're Black?
I thought you were Dominican.
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What? No.
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You're not even a little Dominican?
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- Like Puerto Rican?
- That's... not how it works.
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But Garrett's right.
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We're dealing with
micro aggressions all the time.
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Yeah, like certain employees
always asking to touch my hair.
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I'm not naming names, but if I were,
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they'd be Isaac.
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I'm sorry. Your hair looks fun.
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- What?
- Dude.
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- Really?
- Okay, fine.
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Janet, your hair doesn't look fun.
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Is that better?
It looks like a bad time.
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No, her hair looks amazing.
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How about Justine
trying to sound Blacker
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when she talks to Black people?
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Oh, that's how you gon' do me?
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Uh, I've experienced
a ton of anti-Asian racism
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since corona started.
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Yeah, customers have said
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some really terrible stuff to us.
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I've been getting that too,
and I'm Hawaiian.
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Well, you look Asian to white people,
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so don't go thinking
you're cleaner than us.
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Yeah, we're the cleanest people here.
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00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:55,763
I'm sick of everybody acting like
253
00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:58,461
all Black people have it
worse than white people.
254
00:08:58,462 --> 00:08:59,750
Like, look at Will Smith.
255
00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:01,694
His life is way better than mine,
256
00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:04,856
and our debut albums
came out the same year.
257
00:09:04,858 --> 00:09:07,245
Isaac, I guarantee,
all things being equal,
258
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,573
racism is harder for Black
people than it is for you.
259
00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:11,929
Go on, tell them about
how your life is harder
260
00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,931
because you're Black.
Wait till you hear this.
261
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:15,866
I think it's gonna be pretty bad.
262
00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:17,423
Wow, really? Um...
263
00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:19,370
[scoffs] Uh, okay.
264
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,327
So a couple weeks ago,
I bought a Nintendo Switch.
265
00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,622
A white dude follows me
through the parking lot
266
00:09:24,744 --> 00:09:26,644
and goes, "You got a receipt for that?"
267
00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,422
- [groans]
- White dudes.
268
00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:30,340
So this is the kind
of stuff we're working
269
00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:31,849
to address with this list.
270
00:09:31,851 --> 00:09:33,702
Uh-uh, forget the list.
We can get back to the list.
271
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,776
The personal stories
are breaking through.
272
00:09:35,777 --> 00:09:36,821
Give us another one.
273
00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:38,890
So you just want me
to tell more stories about
274
00:09:38,892 --> 00:09:40,626
messed up stuff that happened
to me 'cause I'm Black?
275
00:09:40,627 --> 00:09:42,652
Exactly. Hit us with a big one!
276
00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:44,489
[scoffs] Fine, okay.
277
00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,931
Racist story time.
Gather around, everybody.
278
00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,933
Oh, whoa! No, no, no!
279
00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,596
Don't actually scoot in.
280
00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:53,444
♪ My kinda lover ♪
281
00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:56,381
♪ My kinda lover ♪
282
00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:58,716
Man, I just wanted to change
a couple racist policies.
283
00:09:58,717 --> 00:10:01,017
I didn't sign up to teach a
bunch of grown ass white people
284
00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,551
- about racism.
- Seriously.
285
00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:03,418
It's like, come on, folks.
286
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:05,720
We're living in a
golden age of podcasts.
287
00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:08,063
Hey, you left the list
in the warehouse.
288
00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:09,690
Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks.
289
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,916
But, uh, I'm not doing this anymore.
290
00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:13,804
Oh. Okay.
291
00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:17,098
Look, it's pointless, all right?
292
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,334
You're new here, so you don't get it,
293
00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:20,701
but to change anything
around here is a lost cause.
294
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,497
I mean, just look at Jonah.
He tried to start a union.
295
00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,165
He ended up throwing away
a whole year of his life.
296
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,983
Well, I did learn some things.
297
00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:29,544
But, uh, yeah...
no, yeah, it's... it was...
298
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,446
- I wasted that year.
- I don't know.
299
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:32,246
I mean, it seems like things
300
00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:34,048
are actually gaining some momentum.
301
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,326
Might as well try to change
some of that stuff, right?
302
00:10:36,499 --> 00:10:38,488
[scoffs] Be my guest.
303
00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:40,988
Okay, so once again,
Black women are the ones
304
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,170
everybody expects
to drive social change.
305
00:10:43,306 --> 00:10:45,372
[grunts in agreement]
306
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,799
So true.
307
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:50,077
Okay, fine. I will do
the rest of the list.
308
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,199
Cool.
309
00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:54,248
Did you have to snap?
310
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,530
In the moment,
it felt wrong not to snap.
311
00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:57,888
[sighs]
312
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,072
Have a heavenly day.
313
00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:01,075
For your information, Sandra,
314
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,810
Cheyenne and I are very clean.
315
00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:04,812
Yeah, I shower after every poo.
316
00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:07,815
And this movie night is gonna
be just as hygienic as we are.
317
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,536
All the chairs are
gonna be six feet apart
318
00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,439
and we're gonna have
a bunch of hand sanitizer.
319
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,366
Cool. Well, let me know how it goes.
320
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:17,391
And, uh, we are going to be
checking people's temperatures
321
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:18,993
every 10 minutes.
322
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:21,996
Mm-hmm, and we're
gonna be digging a hole
323
00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:24,885
for everyone to sit in
so the germs don't get out.
324
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,641
What do you say?
325
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,045
Should we save you a... a hole?
326
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,598
Look, it's nothing personal.
327
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,741
People just have
different comfort levels
328
00:11:33,743 --> 00:11:35,986
around this stuff,
but you guys have fun.
329
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,324
[scoffs]
330
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,113
Rude.
331
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,021
I know. She's the worst.
332
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,051
She's coming to this [bleep] movie.
333
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:45,281
[scoffs]
334
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,090
And how can we pull out all sorts of
decorations for Saint Patrick's Day,
335
00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:51,098
and we don't do anything
for Juneteenth?
336
00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:53,588
Leprechauns were never slaves.
337
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:56,283
Mm-hmm, except to their own greed.
338
00:11:57,734 --> 00:12:00,568
Yo, we gotta put MC
Cool Cloud on the list, right?
339
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,170
I mean, that's clearly appropriation.
340
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,604
I don't know.
341
00:12:03,606 --> 00:12:05,006
I don't think he's trying to act Black.
342
00:12:05,008 --> 00:12:06,246
I just think he is Black.
343
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:08,435
- But it's a white cloud.
- So what?
344
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,371
White clouds can't be Black?
Black people can't be clouds?
345
00:12:11,373 --> 00:12:14,659
Dude, he was created
by a group of white executives
346
00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,984
who are clearly
obsessed with LL Cool J.
347
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,878
I'm sick of looking at it.
It's going on the list.
348
00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:20,421
Hey, sorry.
349
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:22,557
Uh, Glenn wants to talk to you.
350
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:23,635
Hey, Garrett!
351
00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,141
You weren't picking up your phone,
352
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:28,129
so Jonah helped Demetrius
and me track you down.
353
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:29,752
I'm Demetrius. I'd shake your hand,
354
00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,207
but there's a virus going around.
355
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,535
Yeah, I heard about that.
What's going on?
356
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:36,170
Well, you never got back to me
357
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,937
with your apology ideas,
358
00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:41,938
so I decided to buy pizzas
for all the Black employees.
359
00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,359
Did you know that
this was what this was about?
360
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,814
In my heart, I feel like I might have.
361
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:48,649
[groans]
362
00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:50,918
So... as reparations
363
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,121
for the hair care products,
you got us pizza?
364
00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:55,256
Mm-hmm.
365
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,757
Hey, pizza's better than nothing.
366
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:58,226
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
367
00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,595
And Garrett, you're pizza deputy,
368
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,129
so make sure that every Black employee
369
00:13:02,131 --> 00:13:03,531
gets some pizza.
370
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,384
And if there are any borderline calls,
371
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,034
well, you get final say.
372
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,615
Uh, Glenn, I can't do this.
373
00:13:08,616 --> 00:13:11,872
Look, you're having pizza. I insist.
374
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,983
So start rounding up the Black people.
375
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,611
Oh, I mean... uh, just send them a text!
376
00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:18,779
[ambient music]
377
00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:19,814
[sighs]
378
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,961
♪ Thankful that my head too hard ♪
379
00:13:27,963 --> 00:13:29,163
♪ For me to learn my lesson ♪
380
00:13:29,164 --> 00:13:30,998
♪ 'Cause the way I did it
worked out fine ♪
381
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,962
- ♪ Ooh, God you blessed me ♪
- What's good, y'all?
382
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,219
It's your boy, Kenan Bravo.
383
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,898
I'm just over here
having a little work pizza.
384
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,386
Make that free work pizza!
385
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:41,054
And here's the guy we have to thank.
386
00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:42,755
The MLK of the PZA.
387
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:44,958
No, no, not thanks to me.
I don't want any part of this.
388
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,025
Don't want any pizza.
389
00:13:46,027 --> 00:13:48,027
Okayzzles, more pizza for me, then.
390
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:50,463
Hashtag "boom."
Hashtag "pizza for life."
391
00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:52,165
Hashtag "in crust, we trust."
392
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:55,068
Forced pizza party. Going on the list.
393
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,569
I don't know, even
with the word "forced,"
394
00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:58,972
pizza party only ever sounds awesome.
395
00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:00,740
- I know.
- Hey, Garrett.
396
00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:03,076
Me and, um, some of the others
were wondering
397
00:14:03,078 --> 00:14:05,311
if we could get in on this pizza party.
398
00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:06,881
Yeah, I don't know, man.
399
00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:08,414
- It's, uh...
- I know.
400
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,083
It's a Black thing.
401
00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:12,318
But you don't know what's
it like for guys like me.
402
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,454
Like when I'm mowing my own lawn,
403
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:15,989
people think I'm the gardener.
404
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:18,625
I mean, they don't say,
"Hey, gardener,"
405
00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,493
but I know they're thinking it.
406
00:14:20,495 --> 00:14:21,628
You know what? Go ahead.
407
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,029
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
408
00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:25,398
- Sarah, you're up.
- Sarah?
409
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,822
So when I was eight,
410
00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:28,535
all the white kids came up with a chant
411
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,603
that went, "Sarah,
Sarah, you're so brown..."
412
00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,605
Okay, okay, I don't wanna be
the racism pizza judge.
413
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:34,581
Just go ahead. Have some pizza.
414
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,277
- What about me?
- Oh, yeah.
415
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,478
You're good. You're good.
416
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,313
I hear the pizza's from Polini's.
417
00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:41,681
Oh, man, that place is legit.
418
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:43,966
That where my parents took me
to tell me about their divorce.
419
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,994
Oh, hey, guys. Sorry.
420
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:47,496
The pizza's actually just
for our employees of color.
421
00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:49,752
The break room is kind of a safe space
422
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:52,492
- for historically marginalized...
- No whites allowed!
423
00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:53,519
Beat it!
424
00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,329
So unfair.
425
00:14:56,331 --> 00:14:58,731
I wonder if that was
the best way to say that.
426
00:14:58,733 --> 00:14:59,933
I think I nailed it.
427
00:14:59,935 --> 00:15:02,402
I just don't understand
why she wouldn't even, like...
428
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:03,636
[groans] I know.
429
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,138
I know. What... oh.
430
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:05,972
Oh!
431
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:08,741
Just keeping everything sterile!
432
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:11,277
I'm, like, so OCD about this stuff.
433
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,046
Oh, is that bug spray?
434
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:16,249
[inhales, coughs] Yes!
435
00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:17,684
It is. [Coughs]
436
00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:19,486
A virus is a bug, Sandra.
437
00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:22,601
Just cleaning my hands. Like always.
438
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,191
Guys, I know what
you're doing, but it's okay.
439
00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,909
- I'm not judging you...
- Okay, let's cut the crap.
440
00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:28,940
Are you not coming because of Cheyenne?
441
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,597
- What?
- You think she's dirty
442
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,840
because she's married to Bo and
they live in that filthy house?
443
00:15:32,841 --> 00:15:36,042
You know, Bo's not dirty.
Ringworm runs in his family!
444
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,721
Well, then it's a dirty family!
445
00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:40,173
[gasps] It's a genetic condition.
446
00:15:40,175 --> 00:15:43,309
A condition called
not washing his body.
447
00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:46,253
Oh, my God, you clearly don't
know anything about ringworm.
448
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,513
Ignorant... ow!
449
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,382
Where do you think ringworm comes from?
450
00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:51,451
I got sanitizer in my eye.
451
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:53,219
It burns!
452
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,255
♪ A freestyle phantom,
ain't trying to be handsome ♪
453
00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:57,290
♪ Shrinking what you're
thinking 'cause I'm vamping ♪
454
00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:58,124
♪ I live and die ♪
455
00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,977
I love how pizza is, like, the bread.
456
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,219
And then, the sauce.
457
00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:06,026
And then, like, the cheese
puts it all together.
458
00:16:06,268 --> 00:16:07,976
Yeah, mmm.
459
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,584
Is this your first time having pizza?
460
00:16:10,585 --> 00:16:13,673
Shh, there's girls here.
461
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,875
There they are!
462
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:17,744
Thanks, Demetrius!
463
00:16:17,746 --> 00:16:20,213
Yo, Jonah stopped
answering his phone too.
464
00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:21,881
- [sighs]
- So Garrett.
465
00:16:21,883 --> 00:16:23,750
How are those pizzas?
466
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:26,386
Are you enjoying them
and feeling appreciated?
467
00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:27,787
People seem to like them,
468
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,489
but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn.
469
00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:30,814
Yeah, well, it just...
470
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,681
Some of the white employees were upset
471
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:36,629
that they didn't get any
pizza, and, you know,
472
00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:40,233
the point of all this was
to make everyone happy, so...
473
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:42,135
I thought the point of
this was to apologize
474
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,136
to the Black employees.
475
00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,471
Either they're
reparations, or they're not.
476
00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,740
Okay, well, can't you
think of it like this?
477
00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:51,377
Like, for you, the pizzas
are reparations for racism.
478
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,888
And for the white employees,
479
00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:55,119
they're reparations
for not getting pizza.
480
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,583
Okay, so it's an all
lives matter pizza party?
481
00:16:57,585 --> 00:17:00,183
Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect.
482
00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:04,524
Attention, all Cloud 9
employees in all departments.
483
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,559
Please report to the
break room for pizza
484
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,862
because apparently,
now everyone gets pizza.
485
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,565
Never mind that the basic
infrastructure of this country
486
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,200
makes it so that one group of people
487
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:16,169
gets way more pizza than others!
488
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:20,171
Or that some of us spent over 400 years
489
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,276
forcibly making pizza for white people!
490
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,968
This isn't about pizza, is it?
491
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,455
No, I don't think so.
492
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,917
Yes! I love pizza.
493
00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:39,027
I am so sorry. I biffed up hard.
494
00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:41,796
But I just really need you to know
495
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,554
that I'm not a racist.
496
00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:46,033
Look, Glenn, I don't think
you're racist, okay?
497
00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:48,102
You're just really horrible
at this kind of stuff.
498
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,971
You're right. And I...
499
00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:52,073
The user is out of minutes.
500
00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:53,841
[descending tone] He doesn't know.
501
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,221
Look, I'm sorry about him, okay?
502
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,645
Just save all this pizza stuff
503
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,238
for your next racist story time.
504
00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:00,959
There's not gonna be
another racist story time.
505
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,465
There shouldn't have been a first one.
506
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:03,719
You're just as bad as Glenn.
507
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,886
I pointed out a few problems
I had with the store,
508
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:08,639
and you have me making a whole
list and doing a TED Talk?
509
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,627
I mean, hell, Jonah's been
weird and annoying all day,
510
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:12,027
but at least he's tried to help out
511
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:13,368
without putting the burden on me.
512
00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:15,709
Oh, wow. Yeah... thanks.
513
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,377
Decentering takes a little practice,
514
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:18,612
but I think I'm getting better at it.
515
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,526
You know, I just have a tendency to...
516
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:23,447
make things about myself.
517
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:27,528
Look, don't bother with the list, okay?
518
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,197
- I'll take care of it.
- I already did it.
519
00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:32,573
Oh, well, I'll send this
to the DM as soon as possible.
520
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:34,409
Then, hopefully she'll send it on
521
00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:35,810
to the regional manager
for him to review.
522
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:38,179
And then, he'll send it
to the diversity liaison.
523
00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:40,581
And then, she's gonna have
to send it on to her VP.
524
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:43,624
All told, we should get
an answer in, you know...
525
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:46,293
- three to five weeks.
- Weeks?
526
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,896
Look, I know it sucks.
I built a canoe in less time.
527
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:51,407
But it's a step in the right direction.
528
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,350
I guess.
529
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:57,638
- [panting]
- Oh, good.
530
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:58,706
- She's still here.
- Okay.
531
00:18:58,741 --> 00:19:00,508
[both panting]
532
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,910
Here! In your face!
533
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:05,546
Our corona tests came back negative.
534
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,048
And they said that's a good thing.
535
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,871
When did you guys take these?
536
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,086
We called out early and drove
537
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:11,353
to the rapid test center in Illinois.
538
00:19:11,354 --> 00:19:14,530
Wow, well, congrats on your
clean bill of health, guys.
539
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:15,689
Ah-ah-ah.
540
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:18,639
So we will see you
at movie night, right?
541
00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:21,562
Oh, well, you guys are safe,
542
00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,272
but won't there be other people there?
543
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:26,327
Yeah, but, I mean,
we can uninvite them.
544
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,510
It can just be us.
545
00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:28,935
What movie were you gonna see?
546
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,303
"Hereditary."
547
00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:32,180
Ooh, that's too scary for me.
548
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:34,783
We can watch something else!
Your choice.
549
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:37,044
Well, I've been meaning to see
550
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,973
if "Herbie: Fully Loaded"
lives up to the hype.
551
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,975
Done. We'll see you there.
552
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:44,851
- Sure!
- [all laugh]
553
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:48,155
Oh, yes! I knew we'd get her.
554
00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,157
Nice, so it's just gonna be
555
00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:52,061
me, you, Sandra
556
00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:56,068
outside your apartment watching
"Herbie: Fully Loaded."
557
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,160
Yeah.
558
00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:00,835
Oh, shoot! I forgot.
559
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,630
I have something on Friday.
560
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:04,907
Cheyenne.
561
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:06,706
Cheyenne!
562
00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:08,476
Maybe you could give me a list of slang
563
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,092
- that's off-limits.
- All of it.
564
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,593
Hey, man. We heard your announcement.
565
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,127
You seemed pretty beefed.
566
00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:16,083
And you had every right to be.
567
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,600
I mean, from one pizza slut
to another, I totally get it.
568
00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:21,979
We got you these.
569
00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:23,958
Ten pizzas.
570
00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:26,794
Well, there aren't enough
pizzas in the whole world
571
00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,662
to show you how sorry we are.
572
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:29,733
Hey!
573
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,700
Why was this in the box crusher?
574
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,851
'Cause it's racist and
I was tired of looking at it.
575
00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,254
And I wasn't gonna wait
three to five weeks
576
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:36,831
for someone else to come fix it.
577
00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,565
- Got it.
- [sighs]
578
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:41,100
[scattered applause]
579
00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:43,062
Nope. Wrong.
580
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,264
Yeah, Garrett!
581
00:20:44,345 --> 00:20:45,846
Sí, se puede.
582
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:47,549
Not Dominican, man.
583
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,218
He didn't even take the pizzas.
584
00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:50,452
You know what?
585
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,925
You guys just don't get it, okay?
586
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,904
Today was a perfect example
587
00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:57,637
of the kind of racism
that people of color
588
00:20:57,711 --> 00:20:59,846
have to deal with on a daily basis
589
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,629
and how we need to stop pretending
590
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,884
that white privilege
doesn't benefit us.
591
00:21:04,886 --> 00:21:06,720
Today was never about the pizzas.
592
00:21:06,722 --> 00:21:08,008
It...
593
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:11,658
Okay, so it's still
not about the pizzas,
594
00:21:11,659 --> 00:21:14,063
but he would like me
to grab the pizzas, so...
595
00:21:14,548 --> 00:21:16,683
If you could just... under my chin.
596
00:21:16,685 --> 00:21:18,786
Yeah, yeah. All right, okay.
597
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:21,560
Seriously! Do the work!
598
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,529
[upbeat music]
599
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:27,489
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