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I'm running a little late
this morning, but that's okay
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because I've been working with
Dr. Casey the last few weeks.
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You see, he has
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
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and he likes to start
each day the same way...
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Bink. Bink. Bink ...
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...by touching everything
in his first patient's room.
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Bink, bink bink, bink, bink bink...
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Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink,
bink, bink, bink, bink, bink...
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Good morning, doctors.
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He touches everything.
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Bink.
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Oh. Okay. I suppose that's how they
say good morning in Cuckoo Town.
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Pretty much. Bink.
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Now. Your patients on this wing have
all been complaining about odd noises.
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Oh, if it's a "bink" I can explain.
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It isn't "bink"! Stop saying "bink"!
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"I come from the land down under!
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Where women glow and men plunder!"
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That wasn't me.
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Just figure it out, dammit!
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Do you plunder?
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I have been known to plunder.
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What's that noise he's talking about?
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That, my friends, is a roof toilet.
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I'm sorry, you said that
like it's a normal thing.
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with this guy, he's uh....
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Hey! You're the guy that's
been using up all my soap!
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Yeah, I've got OCD
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Really!? My grandpa had that.
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Every morning he'd take a gym sock,
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fill it up with nickels,
and just beat us!
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That's OCD, right?
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The bad kind.
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Who would use this thing?
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You kiddin'?
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Oh, man! Just picture yourself, you're
standing out here, in the open air,
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then you sit down
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and you take stock of your life.
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I've had some major
epiphanies on this old girl.
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See, you can't do any soul-searching down
there on those germ-infested crappers.
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Damn him. He's right.
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Listen, pal.
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I don't want you telling
anybody about my epiphany toilet.
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Who'm I gonna tell?
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Ehp! Don't even think about it!
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And get this: He calls
it his "epiphany toilet"!
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Yeah, you couldn't pay
me to poop on the roof.
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No one's offering.
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You're like Dr. Casey.
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I think he said using that
toilet would be like his Everest.
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Using that toilet would be my Everest
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Yep, that's what he said.
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Ask him.
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Why?
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J.D.!
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Turk wants to ask you something,
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and it would mean a lot to
the both of us if you said yes.
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Oh, my God! Would I have a
threesome with Turk and Carla?
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Well, it's certainly flattering, and
I don't think they'd tell anyone....
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Will you be my best man?
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Oh.
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I mean, YEAH! Of course!
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Hell yeah, you will!
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Thank you so much!
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You're my buddy! Yeah!
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So is this, like, the best
moment you guys have ever had?
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A decoder ring! Heh.
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TURK!
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What?
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It finally happened!
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A double-prizer?
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That was awesome.
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You guys realize you're doctors, right?
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Double secret decoder
ring-wearing doctors.
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ACTIVATE!
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Form of an ice menorah!
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SCRUBS 3x13
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The reason I'm gurney surfing ...
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-
- aside from the fact that it's totally bitchin
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is that Kelso shut down this whole wing.
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Dude, I gotta go.
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Oh, no!
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Oh!
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You see, a census said that hospital
admissions dropped in February.
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The census...was wrong.
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Dr. Kelso! Where are we gonna fit
these people? They're all sick!
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It's not my job to take
care of sick people.
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"Bob Kelso
-- Healer"
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Closing that wing saves us about
sixty thousand dollars a month.
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You got that on you?
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It's weird how much Dr. Casey has
influenced me in such a short time.
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Bink!
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Hey! Bink you!
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And it wasn't just me. Dr.
Casey has affected everyone.
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What's he doing?
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He's writing Dr.
Casey a thank-you card.
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I could use a little help here.
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Todd, surgeon is spelled "-g-e-o-n"?
And, uh...there are two Ds in "Todd".
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Yeah....
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I'm sorry, does
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mean stare at me like jackasses
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or does it mean get the hell over here?
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All right, then. Mr. Tanaka here is
fatiguing and he needs to be intubated.
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Any questions?
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Yeah, Turk has asked me to be
his best man. You got any advice?
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Nuh-no. No. I don't.
Not at this moment.
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You know what sucks?
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Everyone keeps talking about
how Dr. Casey has helped them,
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and he doesn't even know I exist!
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So introduce yourself.
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I haven't seen him all day.
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He's probably off trying to help figure out
some procedure that's gonna help save humanity!
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Why can't I sit on you!? Why?
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Probably.
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Newbie! It turns out I, uh, I
do have some best man advice.
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Go easy on the mascara in
case you cry during your toast.
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And if you're gonna chase after the
bouquet with all of the other girls,
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make sure you kick off your pumps so you don't
snap one of those chicken ankles of yours.
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Thanks. Thanks for coming back.
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Barbie. Are you sure
you went into his lungs?
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'Cause it looks like you're
blowing up his stomach.
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Aw, dammit, his O2 sat's dropping.
Get out of the way, honey; come on.
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Even if you've done a
procedure five thousand times,
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there's no guarantee you won't
screw up number five thousand, one.
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A few more seconds, we would have
been coding this guy. Take that.
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Barbie, as hard as it is to remember,
but air goes in the lungs.
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Can I practice my toast on you?
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No.
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I'm opening with a
quote from 'Spartacus'.
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Actually it...goes a little lower.
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I don't know why Carla wants me to
wear a cummerbund, let alone a red one.
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Well, come on. As your best man, trust me,
it's not about the style, it's about the fit.
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When you're out there on the dance floor,
you don't want any restrictions, okay?
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Let's test these babies
out one more time.
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Okay, ready? Five, six, seven, eight.
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And one, two, three, four, five six,
seven, eight. And drop it, right, it's hot.
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It is hot!
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Put one hand on the floor!
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I can't reach!
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You better feel the burn!
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I can feel it burning!
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Where I grew up, they didn't
allow two men to marry.
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Well, we grew up in ...
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Well, shoot, I grew up in the 'hood ...
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...There you gotta do things like
test suits out... ...That's right.
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I'ma go change.
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Uh.... I'm the best man. Do you have
any advice for me to give my friend?
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Just remind him over and over that the
wedding is all about what the woman wants.
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Yeah, I'll make sure and do that.
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Now, as the best man, don't you think my tux
should stand out from the other groomsmen?
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What did you have in mind?
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The ring, please?
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You got the ring?
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It's got to be one of these!
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Oh, I've got ideas.
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He's crashing. He needs to be intubated!
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Dr. Cox!
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Oh, that's just dandy. I got a
billion patients and no rooms,
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and I got Newbie pestering me for advice on how
to be the best woman at Turtlehead's wedding,
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and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure
even though she learned it the first week she was here.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Cox. I
don't know what to do.
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I'll tell you what to do:
Get the hell out of here.
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I swear to God, Carla, if one
more annoying thing comes my way,
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please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air
out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins!
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Hey, ace! I want you to find
my gardener, Hector, a room.
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He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I
need him in tip-top shape by the weekend.
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I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament,
and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass,
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my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
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Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't
have an extra bed in this dump!
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Perry, what has two thumbs
and still doesn't give a crap?
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Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
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Hector. Uh-heh. C�mo esta.
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Oh, man, this is amazing. I'm your best friend, now
I'm your best man. What am I gonna be best at next?
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How about best at not talking?
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One one thousand, two one
thousand.... And now I'm best at that!
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Hey!
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Me or him?
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You.
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Cool.
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What now?
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Did you tell anybody
about my epiphany toilet?
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No, why?
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Where're you coming from?
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No
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If I find out you told anybody, I'm gonna
beat you with poppy's old nickel sock.
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First of all, why would I tell anyone?
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And secondly, no one has
epiphanies on the john!
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Of course! It's so simple!
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Oh, Carla, good. Would you tell Hector here
that he can stay just as long as he likes?
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Aye-aye, captain.
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Dice medigo...
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When two people collide,
a lot of things can happen.
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...Okay?
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What the hell is going on in here!?
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Oh, hey, Bob. Great news:
we found Hector a room!
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For some it can be
disaster. For others, it's salvation.
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I need help.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, buddy, can you not point that at me?
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Sure.
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Hi. I'm Kevin.
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I know!!! ...Um... I know.
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Still, the weirdest thing is when two people
collide without ever being in the same room.
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Hey, Turk, it's your brother. Good
news! My business trip got canceled,
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so I can be your best man after all!
I'm looking forward to it. Call me.
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Sure I was hurt when I found out I
was Turk's second choice for best man.
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But I'm not gonna be petty....
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I mean, when the tux guy called to confirm
Turk's measurements, I gave them to him.
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Dude! I look like I'm
going to Ferrakhan day-camp!
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Just paint your legs
black, you'll be fine.
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Look at this lame-ass
bow-tie and cummerbund, man!
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I'm really thinking about talking to
Carla about this. Whatta you think?
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Just remind him over and over that the
wedding is all about what the woman wants.
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You know what? You should
totally say something.
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You know, unless you want to set a precedent where
she's walking all over you for the rest of your life;
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but it's your call, you
might love that, I don't know.
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I wanted those red cummerbunds
because that's the theme!
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Red is a theme?
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Love is the theme!
We're in love, you idiot!
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Just tell me why would you make
such a big deal about something
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we both know you don't even care about?
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I don't know....
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Well, I better get to work before
all the good patients are taken.
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So tell me, is it harder
being a surgeon or a doctor?
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Oh, definitely a surgeon. 'Cause when
you tell people that a loved one died,
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you have to do that thing where you pull your
surgical mask down and you shake your head.
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If you do it too fast, it says,
you know, I knew he was gonna die.
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And if you take too long and pause
with it, it gives 'em false hope.
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So you have to do it perfectly.
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"Ahh, damn."
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If one of my loved ones ever
dies...I hope it's because of you.
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Hey, me too.
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Are we, uh, flirting?
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A little bit.
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Awesome!
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Have you seen the roof toilet?
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No. But I'm a nervous pooer.
239
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:23,203
Okay, now we're definitely not flirting.
240
00:12:23,204 --> 00:12:26,533
Oh, it's just that I'm a little more comfortable
with the setup that I have at home, you know.
241
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:27,856
Like...extra locks.
242
00:12:28,837 --> 00:12:30,296
Yeah, I've only gone
outside my house twice.
243
00:12:30,297 --> 00:12:33,215
Once on an airplane, and
once at the White House.
244
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,397
How are the bathrooms
at the White House?
245
00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:36,787
I have no idea, but
the fountains are nice.
246
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:40,303
And security? Quick as bunnies.
247
00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:43,337
Listen, Dr. Casey, um, I know that
you've helped out a lot of people,
248
00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,794
and I've got this,
uh, intubating problem.
249
00:12:45,795 --> 00:12:47,302
I'll be right back.
250
00:12:47,303 --> 00:12:48,800
Where are you going?
251
00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:53,000
To climb a mountain.
252
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,366
This is completely unacceptable!
253
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,903
Well, you said find him a room!
254
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,290
Not my office, dammit!
255
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,248
He's your gardener, for God's sake!
256
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,123
I could have both of you suspended...
257
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,684
You made your own bed, now your
underpaid gardener's gotta sleep in it!
258
00:13:16,684 --> 00:13:20,272
Fine! Get out of here! I'll
get some paperwork done!
259
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:29,270
Oh, man. Tell me you're not
waiting to use my roof toilet!
260
00:13:29,271 --> 00:13:33,716
Well, I would use Dr. Kelso's like I
normally do, but I don't wanna wake up Hector.
261
00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:36,719
Okay, look, attention roof-poopers!
262
00:13:37,669 --> 00:13:42,416
Setting aside for a moment the fact that I'm gonna
make sure that you all live to regret this day,
263
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:44,941
let's keep the magic rolling
264
00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:48,690
let's not tell anyone else that
there's a toilet on the roof.
265
00:13:48,691 --> 00:13:50,316
There is not a toilet on the roof!
266
00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:51,731
But you just said there was.
267
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:55,306
No! Yes, I did, but I was
using a metaphor...uhh...
268
00:13:55,307 --> 00:13:58,029
that means..."God is watching us."
269
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,919
You've heard this, "There's
a toilet on the roof."
270
00:14:03,229 --> 00:14:04,676
Right? People?
271
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,687
That's right, ain't nothing up there.
272
00:14:08,927 --> 00:14:10,129
Cool.
273
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,649
You know what, it's time to
stop feeling sorry for yourself.
274
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:16,932
You're still best man.
275
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,048
It's not like Turk's gonna
take that away from you.
276
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:20,661
J.D., can I talk to you?
277
00:14:20,932 --> 00:14:21,633
AGH!
278
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,475
Have you seen Carla around?
279
00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:25,463
Phew! False alarm.
280
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,817
'Cause I need to, uh,
talk to you in private?
281
00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,138
Sort of man to man?
282
00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:30,254
AGH!
283
00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:33,126
I can't right now, Turk.
I am completely swamped.
284
00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:35,429
You're drawing lightning
bolts on your Nikes.
285
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,324
So I can get to my patients faster.
286
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:38,508
How 'bout later?
287
00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:39,823
Later's no good, dude.
288
00:14:39,824 --> 00:14:41,322
I gotta stop by the tux shop,
289
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:44,829
then I gotta finish telling my whole
family that you picked me as your best man!
290
00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,245
This is hard.
291
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:51,594
I'm sorry it took me so long
292
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,967
I had to go home. That damn
roof toilet's got my number.
293
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,136
Can't lick it, huh?
294
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,930
Oh, God, no! I can't even sit on it.
295
00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:02,890
Look, um, that problem I
was talking about before....
296
00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:05,619
I can't seem to intubate
patients anymore.
297
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,536
I mean, I used to do that
better than anyone here.
298
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:11,019
Now the only thing that sets me apart from
the other doctors is that my beeper plays
299
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:16,927
"That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like
it! Mm-hm, mm-hmm!" I don't know what to do.
300
00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:18,537
It's just a piece of porcelain!
301
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:21,605
I mean, there's no reason we both
shouldn't be able to sit on it!
302
00:15:21,606 --> 00:15:25,242
Yeah, um, about my
career-ending problem....
303
00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:26,502
We must conquer the roof toilet.
304
00:15:26,503 --> 00:15:28,080
ENOUGH ABOUT THE ROOF TOILET!
305
00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:30,473
Listen, all I've heard about from
everyone is how amazing you are,
306
00:15:30,474 --> 00:15:32,389
and I'm not leaving here
until you help me out!
307
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,414
Dammit! I have to go.
308
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:36,795
Elliot.
309
00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:38,852
I'll help you.
310
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:40,712
Thanks.
311
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:48,135
"Furthermore, if Sacred Heart Elementary
for Girls does not change its name posthaste"
312
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:49,954
I thought that
was a nice touch --
313
00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:54,714
"legal action will be taken,
posthaste." Wait, that's wrong.
314
00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:55,607
Shocker.
315
00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:58,808
I can't even think straight
with this incessant whispering.
316
00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:01,145
It's like a Spanish
golf tournament in here!
317
00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:04,982
I'm sorry, Dr. Kelso, but I'm
trying to get their lunch orders!
318
00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:05,924
Oh, that reminds me.
319
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:11,617
Hector, Enid made you a prosciutto
and mozzarella sandwich, but I...uh...
320
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:16,285
well, there was a
misunderstanding and now it's gone.
321
00:16:17,872 --> 00:16:21,322
Espero no se la causando ning�n problema a Dr.
Kelso. (I hope I'm not causing Dr. Kelso any trouble.)
322
00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,382
Oh, screw him, he ate your sandwich.
323
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:27,930
I forget. Is "{? Spanish}"
"kill him" or "screw him"?
324
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,100
"Screw him."
325
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,644
Awwww.
326
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,201
That's it! I just have
to go and talk to him!
327
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,320
...Kevin Casey.
328
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,000
Dr. Casey! Have you seen Turk?
329
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:52,543
Oh, yeah, nice guy...good
surgeon...great dancer.
330
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,108
You should see us gettin' down
when we try pants on together.
331
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,159
Yeah-heh. I have to go.
332
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,727
Cool. I'll see you tomorrow.
333
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,522
Uh, actually, no.
I got a call --
334
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:02,664
I have to go back to my hospital.
335
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:04,138
Why? Why do you have to do that?
336
00:17:04,139 --> 00:17:05,375
Well, look at it this way:
337
00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:09,713
Uh, I may be leaving here,
but I will always be there.
338
00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:11,054
I know.
339
00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:12,590
I am so messing with you.
340
00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:14,021
Ha, I know.... Okay.
341
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:16,980
Well, sir, it was
amazing to work with you.
342
00:17:16,981 --> 00:17:17,674
Thank you.
343
00:17:18,145 --> 00:17:19,395
And that's three seconds!
344
00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:20,033
Okay, sorry.
345
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:20,875
Okay.
346
00:17:22,661 --> 00:17:26,952
Watching Kevin go, I wondered how gay I
looked giving that two-handed handshake.
347
00:17:26,953 --> 00:17:30,568
And also how weird it was that
someone could just walk into your life,
348
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:34,729
have such a big impact, and then vanish
just like that, never to be seen again.
349
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:38,589
But mostly I thought about
how, in some small way,
350
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,970
Kevin had helped every
single person he met here.
351
00:17:48,846 --> 00:17:51,969
Kevin? Has anybody seen Kevin?
352
00:17:58,838 --> 00:18:00,022
Where the hell is Turk?
353
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:06,992
What's wrong?
354
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:12,020
Kevin left. Didn't even say goodbye.
355
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:14,143
Elliot, he didn't say
goodbye to a lot of people.
356
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:18,625
Trust me, Dr. Cox, Carla,
Doug, Snoop Dogg Intern...
357
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:20,570
Where my hos at?
358
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:21,732
I haven't seen them.
359
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,724
Look, I don't wanna sound pathetic,
but, he didn't even help me.
360
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,528
He didn't help a lot of people, Elliot.
361
00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:31,611
It was just me, and Turk, and Carla,
and Dr. Cox, and Doug, and Dr. Mickhead--
362
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,496
Mickhead? No, Mickhead's in rehab.
363
00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:35,509
Was in rehab, Elliot.
364
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:38,221
Was. He'll never huff paint again.
365
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:42,394
But look, if you need help,
I'm always here for you.
366
00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:47,279
All right, see, with intubating....
367
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,671
I can't seem to
intubate patien--
368
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:49,576
There's Turk. I gotta go.
369
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,244
Elliot?
370
00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:59,425
Aunt Lillian?
371
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,223
Aunt Lillian?
372
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,777
What is it, there, Barbie?
373
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,120
I need help.
374
00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:08,197
I know you do, sweetie, but here
I'm plum out of hair scrunchies.
375
00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:11,445
Now scram, princess, we're
waiting for somebody. Go on.
376
00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:16,433
Hector's wife just set my drapes
on fire with her damn prayer candle!
377
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:17,137
He's here!
378
00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:19,621
I want them both out of my office!
379
00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:22,276
Sir, there's a ton of
empty beds right here.
380
00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,680
All you have to do is flick the switch.
381
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,379
You know how to do that, don't you, Bob?
382
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,290
You just bend over...and flick.
383
00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:46,114
Yeah, I thought so.
384
00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:02,203
"Follow me"
385
00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:52,170
Who took this?
386
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:53,904
"Polaroid with self-timer"
387
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,018
"Your turn"
388
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:07,248
With Marbury, I really believe New
York has a shot at the title, man.
389
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:08,559
Yeah, me too.
390
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,015
Which sport are we talking about?
391
00:21:10,016 --> 00:21:11,411
I wanna say tennis....
392
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,617
Look, Turk, I heard the message that
your brother left on the machine.
393
00:21:16,618 --> 00:21:22,328
I want you to know, if there's anything I
can do to make your whole wedding go smoother,
394
00:21:22,329 --> 00:21:27,597
just tell me. Even if it's
stepping down from being best man.
395
00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:31,919
The only reason I asked my brother to be best man
was because I knew he couldn't come to the wedding.
396
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,114
But now his plans have
changed and he's all excited.
397
00:21:36,622 --> 00:21:39,721
Dude, it has to be you, you know that.
398
00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:44,288
It's always uncomfortable when two
guys wanna say something each other.
399
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:46,539
Look, you've been my best
friend for ten years, man;
400
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,694
I've loved you since college, and
you know I'd do anything for you.
401
00:21:48,694 --> 00:21:50,449
Dude, look, man, you're my friend and I frickin' love
you; and no one's looked out for me like you have.
402
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:50,935
Cool.
403
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:51,813
Solid.
404
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:57,887
You know, if it makes it easier,
I guess we could be co-best men.
405
00:21:57,888 --> 00:22:00,613
You have no idea how much
stress that would relieve.
406
00:22:00,614 --> 00:22:05,917
...Even though...God said
it's supposed to be one....
407
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:12,546
You ever think there's more
to Dr. Kelso than we know?
408
00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:18,663
Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real
human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be?
409
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:20,696
I can't...I can't rule that out.
410
00:22:20,697 --> 00:22:26,113
You know, Hector told me he's worked
for Dr. Kelso for twenty years.
411
00:22:26,114 --> 00:22:29,411
That's half his life. I
mean, I know he looks 50,
412
00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:32,014
but that's what being in the
sun all day does to your skin.
413
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:32,717
Right, right.
414
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,799
The point is, it doesn't
seem like he hates Dr. Kelso.
415
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,489
Say...Say, Bobbo...
416
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:43,872
Is it possible that you're occasionally a decent
human being in your life outside of this place?
417
00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:47,855
Well, champ, seeing as you don't
exist in my life outside this place,
418
00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:50,014
I doubt it's any of your damn business.
419
00:22:57,996 --> 00:23:00,668
So far no epiphanies.
420
00:23:01,142 --> 00:23:04,237
Except that outdoor toilet
seats are like frickin' icicles!
421
00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:06,947
Eh, at least no one saw me go....
422
00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:27,213
Go! Let's go, let's go!
423
00:23:29,257 --> 00:23:32,335
Uh, hi. We don't have
a helicopter pad--
424
00:23:32,336 --> 00:23:35,354
We're out of time! He's losing
oxygen, he needs to be intubated now!
425
00:23:35,355 --> 00:23:36,641
Okay, just let me get someone.
426
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,703
NOW! You! Let's go! Do it!
427
00:23:42,218 --> 00:23:43,015
Come on!
428
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:51,312
I'm in.
429
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:56,878
You see, this is why I wanted
you to use the bathroom up here.
430
00:23:57,998 --> 00:24:02,758
If there's something you know you can do,
whether it's intubating a patient or...
431
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:07,326
copping a squat on the roof, and your
mind keeps throwing up roadblocks,
432
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,925
just know you can
drive right through 'em.
433
00:24:12,713 --> 00:24:15,378
And if that doesn't
help, maybe this will....
434
00:24:35,179 --> 00:24:36,993
I can't believe it's gone.
435
00:24:36,994 --> 00:24:39,259
I think it's human nature
to search for answers.
436
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,758
Dude. Why is your tux gonna
cost four thousand dollars?
437
00:24:44,326 --> 00:24:45,364
No reason.
438
00:24:45,365 --> 00:24:49,209
Sometimes the answer you get
is the one you least expect.
439
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:54,571
All right, pipe down! Now,
who's up for Dairy Queen?
440
00:24:54,572 --> 00:24:56,667
Dairy Queen!
441
00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:58,455
But more often than not,
442
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:01,168
the answers we've been looking
for have been inside us all along.
443
00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:07,862
Well done, there, Barbie.
444
00:25:07,863 --> 00:25:10,514
You're now exactly where
you were three years ago.
445
00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:16,990
I guess the important thing
is to never stop searching.
446
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,083
Occupied!
447
00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:28,052
I'll help you. Nah. Okay.
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