All language subtitles for Pieds.nus.sur.les.limaces.2010.BDRip.DVO.Fre_by_LBS_Eng

Lily!

Get up! I need to go shopping.

I'm playing dead hare.

Come on, I'm late.

Then play "Hare on the Run" now!

What are you wearing at all?

I don't like you run around like this.
Go get something else please.

See you later.

Have fun!
- Bye, sweetie!

I love you!

Mom!

Let us say one last prayer,

before we deliver her to the Lord.

Lord,

let Francoise rest in peace.

Dearest mother,

let some tears flow,
so that your flowers grow.

Dearest mother,

you've left much too early,

but I'll keep you
forever in my heart.

I will find the happiness

that you picked before me
so often.

Bedded under nettle and dandelion
are you now,

without my mice
and my sister who rescues me.

Thank you for everything.

The main artery in the brain...
- The stem!

Exactly, the brain stem.

Five minutes before everything was fine.

The stem broke suddenly

and her head
was flooded,

like in a thunderstorm.

And her brain was smashed,
like in a box that's too small.

But she hasn't suffered, Lily.

Say you.

She surely suffered a lot.

I don't think so.
Everything happened so fast.

You weren't in her head.

Excuse me.

Thanks, that's sweet of you.

If she had got help earlier,
maybe she'd still be alive.

One hour she sat there
and stared at her mother.

I did run for help.
- Not so loud.

It's okay.

You should eat something.
- I'm not hungry.

Then drink something. A juice.

I'll get you one.

Not bad.
- I'm dying of hunger.

I see that.

You wear black, too,
really idiotic.

Do I look like an idiot?

You never really look like an idiot.

Don't eat so fast.

She'd be very happy to see
that all have come.

Are you joking?

They're here for the food.

She didn't even know most of them.

What's her name again?
- Victor.

Victor, but it's a she?
- Yes.

I like her hair.

Want to eat all that?

At least not mom.

Clara?
My parents are leaving.

Here's the number of the office
where we work.

You have my cell phone number,
don't you?

I'll give you Pierre's also.

If there's a problem,
call us.

Thank you, Mireille.

Please come for a few hours a day.
- I will.

She shouldn't be alone all day.

We'll spend the weekends with her.

Right, Pierre?
- Yes, dear.

Let's do it.

I loved your mother very much.

Lily?

What are you doing?

It doesn't bother me to be alone,
really!

Are you sure?

It is... How do you say?

Inspiring.

When you went to study,
mom said:

"This is going to be
very inspiring for Clara. "

Really?

And if there's any real trouble,
I'll call Paulo.

I doubt that he can help you.

I'd prefer to call Mireille.

Oh no...

If you leave Friday,

then Friday...

Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.

That makes four nights.

Four nights aren't much.

We'll arrive Friday.

And leave Monday.

And a long weekend
is ahead now.

That's good.

I like long weekends.

Not on the day of mom's funeral.

We're ready to leave. Where are you?

Oh, little deer!

Hey, watch out!

Now he runs away!

Look!

Have you seen the mess,
you have left?

Don't clog the drain...

with these beasts.

Do it somewhere else please!
Not at the breakfast table!

You suck.

You're not my mother.
- You can clean up your stuff anyway!

Here I rule.

What day is it today?

Wednesday.

180.

180 grams.

Slippers.

Clara.

Today's green tomatoes.

I'm not eating that.
- I'll make tomato pies.

I don't like green ones!

They won't be green anymore,
after I've fried them.

They become yellow.

I won't eat today anyway.

You don't need to come,
if you don't like it.

A raccoon?

With white eyes?

Maybe he was sick.

But, believe me!

Perhaps he was already ill before.
Wait, Lily.

Lowen's office, good morning.
Who is it please?

Mr. Lederman for you.

Has she disemboweled him?
And then washed your hands?

That's good.

Do you have the case file?
- Yes.

Thank you.

Stop it, you know
how disgusting I find maggots.

Are you eating enough?

I'll give him a kiss from you.
Promised.

Greetings from Lily.

Please come in.

Greet her back.

I'm in the office.
I'll call you tonight.

I love you too.

Kiss kiss.

You should know...

that my wife has lost her mother...

I hope you like curry.

I love curry!

Pierre has just told us.
Losing one's mother is never easy.

I'll probably never get over it.

She died quite suddenly. A heart attack.
No warning signs.

This is really hard.

With a disease you have time
and can prepare for it.

With your father, for example.
You had almost a year's time.

Liver cancer, that formed metastases.
- Your food's getting cold.

A beautiful evening.

Are you closing the light?
I'll go to bed.

Hello Paulo!
- Hello.

I'd like to invite you.

Now that Mom is gone,
we can do it in my room.

It's best you come early in the evening,
so around...

Six, six thirty.
When Mireille's gone.

Good idea, right?

I don't know...

Let me know when you've found out.

Tonight, I can't make it.

Let's say tomorrow.
At half past six.

Yes, maybe.

Until then.

Bye.

To be an orphan you're pretty happy.

Inside me it looks very different.

Have you gone crazy?

Come down and get ready.

The house can't breath
under this damn scrub.

Come down now!

Hurry up.

She's really annoying...

Lowen's office.

Yes, Mireille.

Okay, we'll come.

Pierre!

There's trouble with Lily.

Mireille just called.

What's going on?

No idea.

What has happened?

What the hell got into her?

I left her alone for a moment.
- Alone? In the city?

I had to go to bank.

I was right back.

And all of a sudden

the fire brigade was there.

She was in the shop, swearing

and fighting with a clerk.

She has beaten a saleswoman?

They had to give her
a sedative injection.

You should take care of her.

The soup is delicious. Try it.

Lily?

What do we do now?

Come to sleep?

Mama would have protested.

Against what?

Imprisoning me.

You won't get imprisoned.

You can go out whenever you want.

Good night.

Sister or not,

she's a screw loose.

If you ask me...

Lily, I'm back!

I brought meringues.

I've taken free
tomorrow afternoon.

We can go to the zoo.

You like animals, don't you?

Did you hear me?

Good day.

A glass of water please.

A glass of water is 20 cents.

I don't have 20 cents.

Can I have a glass of water?

Here, your glass of water!

Now, get out here.

Get out!
- I'm thirsty!

I'm thirsty!

Are you okay?

Don't ever do that again.

I love mom so much.

I was so scared.

Let's go home.

I'll wait outside.

Put on this one.

Watch out... the curtain rod
will drop right on your head.

Why did you move to Mom's room?

She'd be pissed off about it.

We are closer together now.

In addition, the bed is bigger.

You want to fuck with Pierre in Mom's bed?

Okay.

Where are you going?

Wait for me!

It's beautiful here!

Let's take a bath.

I have no bathing suit!
- You don't need one!

Great!

Really?
- Perfect.

Maybe a little cold.

Fresh but not too fresh.

You'll get used to it.

You see? It's great!

Thank you!

Come on, you coward!

20.

How long?
- 20. Not bad.

Again.

...13, 14, 15, 16

25!

Once I made it to 36.
- Stop it!

You counted yourself then.

Nobody saw it, but I know it.

I look like a pancake.

Now I'm hungry.

Shall we make pancakes?
- Sure. - With Chocolate!

And a little bit of strawberry jam
on top, that drips down nicely.

Stop it. That's unhealthy.

We don't have coconut.
- No.

Does it hurt?

No.

You're doing well.
It always hurt when mom did it.

I'll be right back.

Hello?

Well.
- Is it Pierre?

Yes!

Tell him I want a clock.

A Mickey Mouse Clock.

Or he may not even come!

Have you heard?
No idea.

She wants a Mickey Mouse Clock.

Yes, she is in top form.

Things are going well.

I miss you.

When are you coming?

Okay. Take care of yourself.

I love you too.

"Suddenly something very soft tickled
Pixtons neck. "

I'm a burden to you.

You would rather be with Pierre.

Nonsense!

I miss Pierre. That's quite normal.

To be separated is difficult.

Not to have anyone is more difficult.

"Anxiously Pixton turns around

and looks right into the face of
a little mouse who smiles at him.

Pixton asks her... "

Hello father!

Hello Lily! Hello Clara!

Am I disturbing?

Not at all.

Can I have a word?
- Sure. Are you fine?

Yes. And you?

You haven't been at
the cemetery lately.

I mean, because..

Your sister, I mean...

I understand your behavior.

She is so...

passionate, impulsive.

You wants to honor your mother.

But you see...

How can I say?
People complain.

What has she done?
- Nothing serious.

Nothing serious...

I've cleaned up mom's grave.

It was too chaotic.

You had no right!

You had no right to do so!

People found it disturbing.

Fuck you!

LILY'S OFFICE

We're here.

Did you get my clock?
- I do.

Let me arrive first.

How was your week?
- Okay.

Except that Clara
is a little rude sometimes.

Rude?

It wasn't easy to find one of those.

You're welcome!

Glad you're here.

Lily, the lamp!

I like the clock, but...

Micky looks kind of stupid.

I won't wear it.

You wanted one of those.

Really?

I'd also like to drive by myself.
Mom never allowed it.

And eventually,
she herself died in a car.

Have you been sitting here a long time?
- Yes.

I've been waiting for you.

What do you want?

When will Pierre leave tomorrow?

He won't leave tomorrow.

Really? Then I've still got time,
to say goodbye.

How do you like my new haircut?

Do you need anything form the shop?

Shampoo.

And cake.

Strawberry cake!

I forgot the dessert.

Lily, stop it!

This is for you.

And that's for Paulo!

Let them arrive now.

Homemade?

A necklace!

A key ring!
- The tail of dead cat.

You're lucky. It's rare.

I'm really happy!

Finally, you won't lose
your keys anymore.

Come on, sweetheart.

How's the horse betting?

No more interest.

Since he's retired,
it goes that way.

I like it.

Probably you just fall

into a hole after so
many years working.

No, absolutely not.

I wish he would work again.
Hanging around like this is intolerable.

I mean it seriously!

Your wife is a monster.
Leave her.

But I love my wife.

I can't believe you!
The way you look...

You don't work either at the moment?

Yes, a little break.

To be with Lily.

Don't you miss working?
- Not really.

She hates her job.

She studied law only for dad.

For him, success was: law or medicine.

Everything else was crap.

Clara chose law. I took medicine.

But as a patient.

I'll serve the dessert.

Could you clear the table, Lily?

Disgusting, this dangling thing.

We all have something dangling,
And still we're far from disgusting.

No dessert for me.

I say goodbye now
in case we don't meet again later.

Your son is great in bed.

Bye, Paulo!

She's really sweet,
but she'll destroy your marriage.

Don't start that again.

I just see how are you doing...

A lunatic!
- She isn't a lunatic.

Call it what you want.

We had the subject already.

Delicious!

You have to...

find a solution for Lily.

This can't go on.
Young couples must live together.

Pierre doesn't like it.
- Mind your own business!

I never said that.
- Be honest!

She has the role of the child,
that you actually should have had.

Can't we even
eat together in peace?

Excuse me.

You make me sick.

And once again
you don't say anything.

Stop whining, crap dog!

Aren't they gone yet?
I hate it when people don't go home.

Victor!

Come here, sweetheart.

What's her problem?

This whistling is annoying!

She's looking for her dog.

Can't she keep the beast on a leash?

Have you seen Victor?

Wasn't she with you?

As long as her dog is gone,
they won't leave.

Odile!

I've killed your darling.
He's in the freezer.

I'll make foot warmers
from that little rat.

Why foot warmers?

Because she's so cold and stupid!

Have you done something?

She loves this dog.

A blind can see it!

Have you seen Victor?
- No.

This is incredible!

What are you doing by the fridge?

Here it's nice and cool.

Is the dog perhaps in the freezer?

Are you crazy?
What do you think of me?

He wouldn't even fit in.

Open the door!

Move!

Move!
- Leave me!

Shit!

I've baked bread for you.

Shove it up your ass!

You said, you'd stay with me forever,
Not only a while.

It changes everything.

Did Pierre leave?

Yes.

What shall we do now?

Nothing.

I'm tired.

It reminds me of Mom
when you make jam.

Why did she die?

Everyone has to die eventually.

I've placed three mousetraps.

Will you help me?

Which cheese did you take?

Fribourg I think.

Mice don't like Fribourg.

Soft cheese, they get stuck in it.
You're too stupid!

That's enough!

Go out of the way!

This one liked Fribourg at least.

Can I have it?

No.

What are you afraid of?

That dad's ghost jumps on you?

You want me to be normal.
Do this, do that...

Now it's my turn. Go in there!

Then you'll feel better!

Dance with me!

Want a biscuit?

No thank you.

Come on, take off your clothes!

Don't just peep stupidly.

I can't.

You suck!

I want to show you how it's done.

Love is more than you and your hard-on.

You have to learn
to awake desire in the partner.

I just want to help you!

Quiet please...

It's just my sister.
- I'm leaving.

When I have my first baby...

You'll never have a baby.

And from whom?

From this asparagus?

Are you jealous?

You are jealous.

Stop it.

I'm not jealous.
You suck.

Yes, you're jealous.

And you know why?

Because you waste your life.

Your marriage sucks.

You're so boring and normal

and you forget yourself.

What are you talking about?

Shut up.

Isn't it true?

You don't love each other.
Everybody can see it.

Diego was the love of your life.

But he wasn't good enough
for mom and dad.

But now they are dead.

And you keep going the whole mess.
For whom?

Don't you realize,
that you are unhappy?

Come on!

This isn't funny.

I'll let you know,
when you may laugh.

Hi, Mongolita!

Hi, Guillaume.

Hi, Laurent.

Hi, Paulo.

A little kiss?

Me too.
- Let me have a minute!

Now it's your turn.

Now you, Paulo.

Go on.

Hello, Paulo!

Don't wet your pants!

A beer?

No thanks, I only get dizzy
in my head.

And my job is thinking.

Here, for you.

Is doesn't matter anyway if you drink or not.
- Are you coming, Paulo?

Are you coming?

Would anyone like a slug?

Take a picture of us three,
when we're kissing.

Shut up! Let him take the picture.

Shall I show you a trick?
- Do you know one?

Very cool!
- Anybody can do that. Even me.

You too, Paulo?

I can make my bottle
disappear in his ass.

Relax!

Come on, you loser.

Give me your fucking hand!

A kiss!

May I touch it?

Sure.

That's no big deal, Paulo.

What are you looking for?
- My lighter.

I don't have it.

Another beer, Paulo?

Exactly so!

Not so fast.
You know what happens then.

Come on, let's get out of here!

I'll call the cops, you assholes!

Do you fuck with everybody?
- It's just fun.

You call that fun?
- Yes.

Eventually you'll get problems.
It is dangerous.

Nonsense!

Now stop that!

My body has to be good for something.
Why would I have it otherwise?

Very funny.
Come on, let's go home.

Holy shit!

Your Bath!
- Don't shout so high.

What's that now?

Do you think it's funny?

Wash it off
before you go into the tub.

I'm getting sick!

Look at this mess!

That pisses me off!

Can you scrub my back?
I like it when you do that, Mama Clara.

Don't call me that.

Then don't always wear mom's clothes.
It's macabre.

A race?

Come on? Scrub my back please!

What's up?

You're so pale. You're scaring me.

Hello.
- Hi.

I want to see Lily.

She's in her office.

You scared me.

Want a cookie with chocolate?
- I want you to leave my son alone!

That's none of your business.

We have fun, that's what counts.

Ask him self.

What's going on here?

She shall stop
to seduce with my son.

Will our men be next?
- Go away!

Lunatics are nymphomaniacs.
- Get out!

She need's a hard hand.
It's enough!

Never come back here!

Do you think he loves you?
If you knew, what he says about you!

You're an evil person,
even your son says it!

Pierre.

It's me. Call me please.

I've found the dog.

Under her bed.

If we say it,
it only makes things worse.

We have to find a solution.

Are you coming?

I can't, darling.
I have a court date tomorrow.

Listen to me.

Go to sleep.
I'll call you tomorrow.

If I waste my life, as you say,
then it's because of you.

I was the perfect daughter,
just because you weren't it.

In order to make it easier.
- I can cope alone too.

You are suffocating me.

Go back to your Pierre
and leave me in peace.

Don't you understand
I'm saving you?

What are you saving me from?

You just can't make it alone.
You'd only make a mess.

What about the dog?

Which dog?

Just like mom.

First to be mean, then start to cry.

You weeping now?
- You suck!

Leave me alone!

I've had enough!

You should take medication!

Stay here! Come back!

Come here!

Come back, Lily!

Ready?

Two houses more and we're done.

Poor Virgile...

For Mama Clara, my little rat...

No, not particularly.

I know. No problem.
Do what you need to do.

If you need to go to London, do it.

Did you see the Teddy
hanging in my office?

Are you deaf?

No. I haven't noticed it.

Glad that you're not deaf.

But you're a bad liar...

I got it, Lily.
Because dad has hanged himself there.

What do you want to hear?

That it's great?

I don't stick my head in the sand.
- Everyone does what he can.

I can't believe it!

We have found the way!

Everything alright?

You must be the sister.
- Yes.

A welcome kiss.

I'm Jonas.

With his truck!

These are Dan and Seb.

What are you doing?

Wherever he comes, he must pee.
Mark his territory.

And what's your name?

Clara.

Are we disturbing?
- Are you kidding?

You can stay here for ever!

So cute here.

Come, I'll show you my room.

So you are friends of Lily?
- Could say that.

No annoying neighbors...
- No.

Well, sometimes.

A beer?

I don't have any.

I do.

We are fully equipped.

Fetch the beer.

We can grill.
We have tons of sausages here.

Well organized.

Wait, I'll help you.

Sit down and enjoy it.

These are my guests.

I'm serious. Sit down.

Help me, Dan.

What are you two doing here?

Hard to explain.

And what are you doing otherwise?
- We are collecting for the Red Cross.

Want to see?
- Thank you.

There are nice things!

That would suit you, Clara.

For Pierre.

Your friend?

My husband

Careful, Lily.

It's all pretty dirty.
- Yes, it smells like death.

Are the things from dead people?

Most of it.

Great, we'll give you moms stuff!
And find something else instead.

Take what you want.

They say they work for the Red Cross.

I can't ask them for identification.

You are always so suspicious.

No idea.
I'll call you when they are gone.

Do you have an extension cord?
- It's fragile!

Look.

Look at this!

This is for Dan!

I found something for you!

Dan and Lily have found each other.

Looks like it.

Come on, I'll show you my office!

Come on!

A cross-breeding between
chicken and squirrel.

Therefore, it's a "Chirrel".

And my otter.
Siamese twins.

Just kidding!

Shall I make underpants
for you?

Underpants?
- Exactly.

Of fur!

And... How about these?

For your ass?

Perfect.

Pink or green belt?

Green.

This goes fast.

It will keep you warm.

Isn't made of fur.
- Not that one.

The fur is under.

Take off your pants.

Do you like it?
- Yes.

Really hot!

It's two o'clock.

Excuse me,
I completely forgot the time.

No, absolutely not.
It was a very nice evening.

What's that noise?

Lily is running around here.
Yes, they are still there.

I'll call you when I go to bed.

Yes, do that.

Are you cold?
- No.

I think you better leave now.

We do.

Is that Pixton?
- Yes, that's him.

He is tiny.

"Pixton sat down
on the fins of the pike,

who slowly proceeded
to the surface.

He looked first to the left,
then to the right.

He asked himself:
"How am I supposed to...

come from here
to the other basins?

Then he suddenly saw a huge mouse."

What kind of sport are you doing?

Rugby.

Sugar for your sister?
- Only one piece.

Where's the coffee?

In front of your nose.

My sister is sweet.

You've done well.

Mom's clothes.

Okay.

Did you have a nice time?

What would you
pay for such beautiful slippers?

You didn't call.

I was worried.

Don't touch anything!

Hey, what's this?

Get lost!

Whose is it?
- It's just a dog. - But...

The dog's disgusting!

Belongs it to you?
Can't you tie it?

He doesn't make any harm.
- He drools all over!

He drools, because he's hot.

So what?

Egregious!

I'm also hot.

Bad mannered!

She licked me!

What are you doing? - I leave.
- They should go, not us!

Exactly.
- They shall go!

Damn it!

You don't mean that!
They occupy the whole area!

Selfish pack!

Calm down.

Give me a towel,
so nobody sees me!

It's good.

Wait for me.

We must not drive yet.

She's mad.

What a scene!
Everybody stares at us.

A great picnic!

Lily can't help it.

I'm leaving!

If you don't like animals...

It's enough now.
- But...

Shut up.
- We've had enough too!

Don't talk like that to my wife!

Unbelievable!

Stay here.

What's up?

Got a problem?
- I read the papers.

I apologize. We drive.
- Thank you.

Tie the dog.
- We'll do.

You're lucky, that..

Enough is enough.
Forget it.

Ready?

Go to sleep.

Good night!

Licking people is okay?

No. But she was right.

She was right?

If you always apologize her,
we'll get trouble.

You needs rules.

She knows very well that
she's annoying for people!

She needs rules.

And she'll also understand them!
She plays with us!

And the whole thing goes against me!

You're an idiot.

Now you know it.

You're just like her!
- Don't touch me!

You'll end up as
"the two crazy sisters!"

Don't touch me!
- I'm completely fed up!

Get lost.

At least he could have said goodbye.
I'm not married to him!

You know...

You'll do,
what our parents never dared.

You'll get divorced.

Clara!

It is four o'clock.
That doesn't work my dear.

Let me sleep.

This is already the third day.
You can die all the same.

Get to work! We have much to do.

I've made breakfast.
- Thank you.

Thank you. Bye bye.

Awesome!

Slippers are written with two p.

Fuck it.

Slippers, Jam & Mixed

They have a smaller tail.

Look!

And larger?
- Yes...

60 Euro!

The slippers are sold out!
What do we make now?

Let's see.

One day after the other.