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Adam?
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[mouthing words]
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[gasp]
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Adam, what is going on?
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Work was hectic, and I wanted
some peace and quiet.
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And the only place that's truly silent
is the airless vacuum of space.
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And now the airless vacuum
of our kitchen.
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So you sucked all the air out of the room?
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You couldn't have a bubble bath
like a normal person?
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You can't just do whatever
you want around here
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without any concern for the consequences!
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I thought in space
no one could hear you scream.
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As long as you're living in my house,
you'll live by my rules.
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Well, maybe I won't live
in your house anymore.
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I've got a job. I can afford my own place.
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So you think you can just
walk out this door?
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Mom, no!
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[air whooshing]
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Well, that could've been worse.
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[Adam] Really? How?
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"Apartment for rent." Hmm.
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I think I'll give this guy a call.
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Right after I have that bubble bath.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Hmm...
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You see, the apartment is clean, nice.
No murders.
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Wow. This is really nice.
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[sighing] And so quiet.
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I'll set up my telescope by that window.
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Here's where I'll put my bacteria farm.
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No pets.
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I can't believe my baby's
moving so far away.
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It's next door. Check your pedometer.
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[robotic voice]
You have walked 47 steps.
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I remember when you took your first step.
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You were four.
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You weren't advanced at everything.
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Did you say 47 steps?
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It felt like more.
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You have walked 877 steps.
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We didn't all chase a squirrel
on the way over.
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Okay, you want place or not?
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I want the place.
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- By the way, there's no in-suite laundry.
- No problem.
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Mom's laundry service
is only 47 steps away.
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Dang, I need your help.
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Can it wait? I am washing the windows.
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Hey. Watch it!
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Sorry.
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This is important.
I met a woman online. Her name's Gwen.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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The quality you get from
a desktop printer these days.
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Plus, she's cute, isn't she?
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Yes. What's wrong with her?
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Is she missing the rest of her body?
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No! She's a whole woman.
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The problem is, I may have embellished
a few minor details about my life.
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For example, I told her I'm an inch taller
than I really am.
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And that I'm a billionaire.
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Well, there was
an old Vietnamese proverb,
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"Rich is the man who has many friends.
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And a lot of money."
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Either way, you're not a rich man.
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I know, right?
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The problem is, Gwen's coming
to visit this weekend!
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I can't tell her I live with mommy.
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You're right.
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A billionaire would live in a mansion
as big as this school.
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A mansion as big as this school?
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A mansion as big as this school...
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Usually, repeating it twice
helps me come up with an idea,
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but nope.
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[sighs]
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Peace and quiet.
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[Derby] Ding dong!
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Why did I buy that bell
that sounds like Derby?
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Nice place.
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Love the bell.
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[Derby]
Ding dong! Ding dong!
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Wow! Look at the size
of this mansion.
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You knocked?
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Ah, you must be Lady Gwendolyn.
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Announcing Lady Gwendolyn,
to see Lord Tater!
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Hold your horses.
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In fact, stable boy you can't see
from there, hold mine.
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Neigh!
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Sorry I'm late. I was on a fox hunt.
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I didn't catch anything.
Neither did the fox.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, when I heard you moved in,
I said to myself,
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"I should go hang out
with my good friend Adam."
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Did you also say to yourself,
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"Maybe my good friend Adam
wants some peace and quiet"?
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Why would I say that to myself?
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My self wouldn't care about that.
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Anyway, I'm just here
on my never-ending quest
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to have the world's greatest nap.
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Here's a list of my top ten
best naps so far.
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These were all in my class.
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Not all.
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This one was when you were
teaching in the quad.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to get my napping pod.
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Okay. Just don't be disruptive.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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[banging door frame]
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Derby!
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That's not a napping pod, it's a coffin.
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I don't think so.
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I asked the guy at the napping pod store
if this was good for a nap,
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and he said, "Yeah, a dirt nap."
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Do you know what a dirt nap is?
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I assume "dirt" stands for
"Derby is really tired."
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[banging door frame]
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It's never going to get through the door.
You have to...
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Widen the door? Good idea!
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"molecular structure of bubbles
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resulted in a perpetual tug-of-war."
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[Derby snoring]
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[Derby] Ding dong!
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Wow, that doorbell is annoying.
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Who is it?
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[Echo] It's Echo!
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- Echo?
- [Echo] Echo Zizzleswift!
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Echo, what brings you here?
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When I heard you had
a place of your own,
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I thought it might be an opportunity
for a little role-playing.
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Okay.
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I'll be the ruggedly handsome
schoolteacher.
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You be the student
who's madly in love with him.
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I can work with that.
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Uh, what's all this?
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Wizards of War.
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The role-playing game.
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We didn't have anywhere to play
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after Max spilled chocolate milk
in his parents' basement
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and got us banned for life.
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Wow! This place is enormous.
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And so unusually decorated.
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I've never seen lockers
in a private residence before.
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Oh, those aren't lockers. They're safes.
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"Slab"?
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Uh, that's...
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where I keep my slabs of gold.
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My goodness.
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Yep, they're all safes.
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See for yourself.
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Open one. Any one.
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Not that one.
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I'm sorry, I've spilled your money bags
all over the place!
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It's okay. That's why I have a maid.
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[French accent] You called?
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More nachos, serving wench!
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"More nachos,
serving wench, please"?
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[Derby's] Ding dong!
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What now?
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Give me your kitchen, nerd tenant.
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You're going to steal my lunch
before I even make it?
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No. But I like the way you think.
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I run a soup kitchen.
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I steal from the nerds
and give to the poor.
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I'm like that guy in that book.
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- Robin Hood?
- I don't know. You're the one who reads.
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Come on in, boys.
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All right.
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I've got a nice tuna on rye, and...
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a Granny Smith fruitball.
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[Derby] Ding dong!
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Oh, come on!
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I brought you a housewarming gift...
This doorbell.
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[Ivy] Knock-knock!
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Wait... you never give gifts
without expecting something in return.
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Aw, you remembered!
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And now, my something in return.
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I need your apartment.
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What? Why?
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I just learned that some companies
test makeup on animals!
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Like rabbits!
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Yeah. It's terrible!
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I know!
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Why should they get free makeup
while I have to pay for it?
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Yes, animal testing
is very hard on you.
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So, I'm going to study rabbit behavior
to see how they get all that free stuff.
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Why can't you do that at home?
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Rabbits are filthy, disgusting creatures.
Would you want them in your house?
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Run free, little guys!
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Slab?
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Park Bench Pete made a bindle
out of my bedsheet.
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He said this one wasn't big enough
to hold all your stuff.
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You dare cast a binding spell on me?
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Prepare to meet my mace!
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Her name is Kimberly.
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- Whoa!
- Hey!
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Derby? Why aren't you in your...
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napping pod?
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I traded it to Railway Randy
for these fingerless gloves.
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Sucker.
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I can't sleep.
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I need the tranquil sounds of the ocean.
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[waves crashing]
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Well, at least that sounds peaceful.
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[thud! pirates roaring]
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- [woman] Aaaah! Help! Pirates!
- Ah, that's better.
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Well?
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Hop, hop. Nibble, nibble.
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Adam. It's me. Ivy.
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You're kidding.
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These hopping, fluffy rats
are a health-code violation.
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What kind of soup kitchen
do you think I am running here?
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[pirate] Arrrrr!
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Sorry. What kind of soup kitchen
do you thinkl are running here?
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[Ivy] Hop. Hop, hop, hop.
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I just wanted a little peace and quiet.
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At least you're not bothering me.
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[snarling]
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Whoa!
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Echo! Help!
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Bring Kimberly!
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Shall we sup in the great dining hall?
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Thank you.
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I was going to sit there, but, whatever.
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Is this plastic?
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No.
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That's made of... white emerald.
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Very valuable.
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Because it is so fragile.
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Anyway, my chef is preparing
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the finest of billionaire delicacies
in the cafeteria.
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Cafeteria? Like in a school?
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No.
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Cafeteria with two F's.
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It's an Italian word
meaning "fancy kitchen."
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Anyway, let's see if the chef
is done in the caf-feteria.
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Sprechen sie ding-a-ling?
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We're ready for dinner.
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Wunderbar!
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I have prepared a smorgasbord of delights!
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Dinner is served.
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Is this sloppy Joe's?
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Of course not. That's caviar.
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On a bed of... hamburger bun.
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Chicken wings?
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Oh, no.
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Those are... frog...
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wings.
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Spaghetti.
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That's angel hair.
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Angel hair pasta?
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No. Angel hair.
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And the meatballs?
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Also angel.
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Adam!
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Hi, Mom.
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00:16:02,105 --> 00:16:05,817
Just picking up this... pickle fork.
262
00:16:08,361 --> 00:16:10,321
You don't realize how much
you need pickle forks
263
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,156
until you don't have them.
264
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:14,075
How are you doing?
265
00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:15,201
Great.
266
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,245
- And the apartment?
- The greatest.
267
00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:18,913
Have you had any visitors?
268
00:16:18,996 --> 00:16:21,958
One or two. It's mostly been quiet.
269
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,751
[screaming next-door]
270
00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:24,877
Aaaaaah!
271
00:16:24,961 --> 00:16:27,004
[thud!]
272
00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:35,680
How are things here without me?
273
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:38,182
Really, really great.
274
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,101
[both] I miss you!
275
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:43,980
- I want to come home!
- I want you to come home!
276
00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:46,357
[both] Okay! One problem.
277
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,860
- I signed a two-year lease.
- You signed a two-year lease.
278
00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:51,154
[both] Wait, I have an idea!
279
00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:57,285
Hey there, big boy.
280
00:16:58,619 --> 00:17:01,205
I guess we had different ideas.
281
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:04,667
Did you enjoy the tour of the library?
282
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,960
It was very nice.
283
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:09,380
Though I'd have thought there'd be
more leather-bound first editions
284
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,632
and fewer novels about teenage vampires.
285
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:16,596
Well, who's ready to play some...
cro-quette?
286
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:20,308
I always thought
it was pronounced "crow-kay."
287
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:24,020
Uh... it is.
288
00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:27,607
That's just my billionaire accent
coming through.
289
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:30,902
Here's your... "mall-ay."
290
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,158
Something just doesn't feel right
about all this.
291
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,869
What? You mean it doesn't feel real?
292
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:43,247
Because it's all real!
You can ask my gardener.
293
00:17:43,331 --> 00:17:44,874
[Scottish accent]
You called, laddie?
294
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,127
Or my bodyguard!
295
00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:50,588
[Russian accent]
You called, comrade?
296
00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:54,634
Or my governess.
297
00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:56,510
[British accent]
You called, master?
298
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,723
No, that's not it.
299
00:18:00,806 --> 00:18:02,099
It's just...
300
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:05,603
I don't feel comfortable
with all this lavish wealth.
301
00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,190
Your mansion, your fancy food,
302
00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:12,401
all these servants
who look exactly alike?
303
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:15,780
I'm sorry, it's just not the life for me.
304
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:19,825
Wait. You don't understand.
I don't live here!
305
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,370
I live in a basement apartment
with my mother.
306
00:18:22,453 --> 00:18:24,705
We don't have servants.
307
00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:26,916
I'm the servant.
308
00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:30,419
I pumice her corns.
I tweeze her recurring chin hairs.
309
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,588
Oh!
310
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,008
Well, that's not the life for me either.
311
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:43,140
Well, I guess this just proves
that all the fake money in the world
312
00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:45,101
can't buy happiness.
313
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,730
[shouting, laughter]
314
00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:54,110
Who knew he couldn't be
bribed with free candles?
315
00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:56,696
Let's try my idea.
316
00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:57,863
See?
317
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,074
I've really trashed the place.
318
00:19:00,157 --> 00:19:04,203
You should probably break my lease
and kick me out.
319
00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:07,290
I've been meaning
to install new mail slots.
320
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,543
[pots and pans clattering]
321
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:13,879
Careful! I told you that pot was hot!
322
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:17,425
Why would you use
fingerless oven mitts?
323
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:20,011
They were a gift from Tin Can Alan.
324
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,472
Is that guy running a soup kitchen?
325
00:19:23,556 --> 00:19:24,765
He sure is!
326
00:19:24,849 --> 00:19:27,184
What a wonderful way to give back.
327
00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:30,104
Die, knight, die!
328
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:34,191
That was close.
You should really kick me out.
329
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:36,277
Are they playing Wizards of War?
330
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:40,281
Oh, that takes me back.
To my game last Tuesday.
331
00:19:41,449 --> 00:19:45,661
You may not think it to look at me,
but I'm a level nine Shadowdancer.
332
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:49,165
I would think it to look at you.
333
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,250
Hop! Hop, hop, hop.
334
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,420
[laughing] Whoa! That's the biggest
bunny rabbit I've ever seen.
335
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,589
Not very cute, though. Kind of plain.
336
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,091
Plain?
337
00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:01,969
Is that Greek for pretty?
338
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,221
No.
339
00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:07,058
I need that free makeup!
340
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,184
Hop, hop, hop.
341
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:09,852
I told you no pets.
342
00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:12,104
The lease is very clear.
343
00:20:15,274 --> 00:20:17,735
That's right, no pets!
344
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:19,945
- So I'm afraid that means...
- Yes?
345
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,615
I'm going to have to change my pet policy.
346
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:26,035
I don't want you to change
your pet policy!
347
00:20:26,118 --> 00:20:27,953
I'm trying to get out of my lease!
348
00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:31,123
Oh! Why didn't you say so?
349
00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:32,625
You can't.
350
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:36,128
But if you don't want to live here,
get someone to sublet the place from you.
351
00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:41,926
It'll be a big step,
living apart from mommy.
352
00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:46,263
But I think it's time I had my own place.
353
00:20:48,391 --> 00:20:52,061
[sighs] I can't wait to have mommy over!
354
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:02,488
[Tater] No! No! You rolled a six!
355
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:05,533
Stay in prison, elven sorceress!
356
00:21:05,616 --> 00:21:08,577
Whoa, easy now.
357
00:21:08,661 --> 00:21:11,247
Put down that pickle fork.
358
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,082
It's only a game!
359
00:21:13,165 --> 00:21:16,335
[window shatters, Tater screaming]
360
00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:18,045
[thud!]
361
00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:30,182
Are you here with the rent check?
362
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:31,851
Uh...
363
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:33,853
it's in the mail.
364
00:21:33,903 --> 00:21:38,453
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