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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,483 - SO, SHOULD WE HEAD DOWN - TO THE CAFETERIA FOR LUNCH? 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,050 SURE. 3 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:10,094 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,638 TAKING MY ELEVATOR. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,932 YOU INSTALLED AN ELEVATOR 6 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:15,182 IN YOUR LOCKER? 7 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,350 IT'S A TWO-STOREY SCHOOL. 8 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,519 NO ONE'S THAT LAZY. 9 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:19,938 [DING] 10 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,733 - AH. THERE YOU ARE, - MR. YOUNG. 11 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:25,085 - THERE'S SOMEONE - I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET. 12 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,069 HI, I'M JOSEPH. 13 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,153 IS THIS YOUR SON? 14 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,948 I AM SO SORRY 15 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:30,865 - THAT YOU'RE GONNA - LOSE YOUR HAIR. 16 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:33,910 HE'S NOT MY SON. 17 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,220 - OBVIOUSLY. FOR HIM - TO HAVE ANY OFFSPRING, 18 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,079 HE'D NEED A WIFE. 19 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,515 - AND, FOR THAT, - HE'D FIRST NEED A DATE. 20 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,558 - IT'S HARD - TO GET A DATE 21 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:40,646 WHEN WOMEN WON'T 22 00:00:40,647 --> 00:00:41,709 TALK TO YOU. 23 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,794 WELL, IT'S HARD TO TALK 24 00:00:42,795 --> 00:00:43,836 TO A MAN 25 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:44,984 WHEN THE VERY SIGHT OF HIM 26 00:00:44,985 --> 00:00:46,088 TURNS YOUR STOMACH. 27 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,090 - JOSEPH IS - A NEW STUDENT HERE. 28 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,593 HE'S A GENIUS. 29 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,344 - LIKE THAT GUY - WITH THE WEIRD VOICE 30 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,072 - WHO'S PRETTY MUCH INCAPABLE - OF DOING ANYTHING PHYSICAL. 31 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,180 STEPHEN HAWKING? 32 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,099 NO, YOU. 33 00:00:57,141 --> 00:00:59,059 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 34 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,812 - IT'S AN HONOR - TO MEET YOU, MR. YOUNG. 35 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,001 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, 36 00:01:02,002 --> 00:01:03,147 MY MOTHER USED TO READ ME 37 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,292 - YOUR PAPER ON COSMIC BACKGROUND - MICROWAVE RADIATION 38 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,567 BEFORE BED. 39 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:07,860 I SHOULD TRY THAT. 40 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,112 USUALLY, I JUST COUNT SHEEP. 41 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,385 PROBLEM IS, THE NEAREST FARM 42 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:12,615 IS 80 MILES FROM MY HOUSE. 43 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,200 ANYWAY... 44 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,911 - I FIGURED YOU'D BE - A GOOD PERSON 45 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:17,662 TO SHOW HIM AROUND. 46 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,288 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 47 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,582 REALLY? 48 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:22,814 YOU KNOW, 49 00:01:22,815 --> 00:01:24,002 IT'S A TWO-STOREY SCHOOL. 50 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,061 - THREE, IF YOU COUNT - THE BASEMENT. 51 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:25,544 ARE YOU GOING TO THE BASEMENT? 52 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,673 NO. 53 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,714 [CRYING OUT] 54 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,177 [BODY THUDS] 55 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,720 YES. 56 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,187 [???] 57 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,711 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 58 00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:48,192 HELLO, FALL ? 59 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,152 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 60 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:52,321 ? SINCE WE BOTH 61 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,448 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 62 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:55,596 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? 63 00:01:55,597 --> 00:01:56,701 WHO YOU CALLING KID? ? 64 00:01:56,742 --> 00:02:00,162 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? ? 65 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,914 - ? YOU CAN CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ? 66 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,749 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ? 67 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,126 ? AND I NEVER DID ? 68 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,046 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? ?? 69 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,426 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 70 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,529 - I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU - TO OUR NEWEST STUDENT, 71 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,721 MY YOUNG APPRENTICE, JOSEPH. 72 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,522 HE'S LIKE A TINY 73 00:02:25,523 --> 00:02:27,189 VERSION OF MR. YOUNG. 74 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,111 - BUT MR. YOUNG'S A TINY VERSION - OF MR. YOUNG. 75 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,174 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 76 00:02:32,175 --> 00:02:33,195 TAKE YOUR SEATS. 77 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,822 OKAY. SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW. 78 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,454 - TODAY WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT - THE HUMAN BRAIN, 79 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,974 - WHICH COMPRISES - FOUR CORTICAL DIVISIONS, 80 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,375 OR "LOBES:" 81 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,648 THE OCCIPITAL, THE TEMPORAL, 82 00:02:47,649 --> 00:02:48,878 THE FRONTAL, AND THE PARIETAL. 83 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,796 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 84 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,092 WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 85 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,468 THE PART I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 86 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,055 I UNDERSTAND. 87 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:01,223 - THINK OF THE BRAIN AS A HOUSE - WITH A LIVING ROOM, 88 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,225 - A KITCHEN, A BATHROOM, - AND A GARAGE. 89 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,227 - WELL, I WATCH TV - IN MY LIVING ROOM, 90 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:06,521 SO THE OCCIPITAL MUST BE 91 00:03:06,522 --> 00:03:07,772 THE VISUAL CENTER OF THE BRAIN. 92 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:08,832 - THE KITCHEN, - OR TEMPORAL LOBE, 93 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:09,648 MUST CONTROL MY SENSE OF SMELL. 94 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,609 THE FRONTAL LOBE 95 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,527 - MUST BE FOR REASONING - AND LOGICAL THOUGHT, 96 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,071 BECAUSE THE BATHROOM 97 00:03:15,072 --> 00:03:16,572 IS WHERE I DO MY BEST THINKING. 98 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,990 AND THE PARIETAL LOBE... 99 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:19,366 THE GARAGE... 100 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,535 MOTOR SKILLS? 101 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,038 EXACTLY! 102 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,415 THAT'S AMAZING. 103 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:28,355 FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR, 104 00:03:28,356 --> 00:03:30,252 I FINALLY UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 105 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,046 - [ECHO]: - THAT WAS AWESOME, JOSEPH! 106 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:32,588 YOU SHOULD TEACH. 107 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,799 YEAH. 108 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,881 - HAVING A KID FOR A TEACHER - WOULD BE REALLY COOL. 109 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,851 WELL, I SEE WE HAVE 110 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,394 A FEW NEW FACES IN DETENTION, 111 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,583 AS WELL AS THE USUAL 112 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:49,730 REPEAT OFFENDERS. 113 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:51,649 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 114 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,733 WELL, YOU ARE HERE A LOT. 115 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,318 OH, I KNOW. 116 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,799 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU 117 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,237 TO LOOK AT ME. 118 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,280 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY 119 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,281 I'M HERE. 120 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,634 - YOU STOLE A CHAIR - FROM THE SCIENCE LAB! 121 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:01,951 YOU HAVE NO PROOF! 122 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,580 JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NO PROOF 123 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,016 - I PUT GLUE ON - ONE OF THE CHAIRS IN HERE. 124 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,040 WHICH CHAIR? 125 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,088 WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 126 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,339 YOU TWO ARE LIFERS... 127 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:16,548 BEYOND REFORM. 128 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,300 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT, 129 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,385 BY LOCKING US UP 130 00:04:19,386 --> 00:04:20,427 WITH OTHER MISCREANTS, 131 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:21,488 - YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT EASIER - FOR US TO LEARN 132 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,305 NEW CRIMINAL TECHNIQUES, 133 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,599 WHICH LANDS US RIGHT BACK HERE 134 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,850 IN DETENTION? 135 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,726 NO, I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED THAT. 136 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,768 WELL, YOU SHOULD. 137 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,399 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 138 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,881 MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED WHAT 139 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:37,319 IT'S LIKE TO BE IN MY SHOES. 140 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,780 I DON'T THINK THEY'D FIT. 141 00:04:38,781 --> 00:04:40,198 I WEAR A SIZE 13. 142 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,992 AND A SIZE 10. 143 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:46,578 WELL, LACE 'EM UP, SON. 144 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,310 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU TWO 145 00:04:48,311 --> 00:04:49,999 HALL MONITORS. 146 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,396 MAYBE A LITTLE SENSE OF 147 00:04:51,397 --> 00:04:52,751 AUTHORITY WILL SET YOU STRAIGHT. 148 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,254 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT 149 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:55,713 THIS MIGHT BE A HUGE MISTAKE 150 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,899 - THAT WILL END UP BITING YOU - IN THE CHAIR-COVERED BUTT? 151 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,842 NO, I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED THAT. 152 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,510 WELL, YOU SHOULD. 153 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,353 [THUD] 154 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,355 YEAH... IT'LL BE FINE. 155 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,651 - THAT JOSEPH - IS REALLY SMART. 156 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:18,837 - IT WAS INCREDIBLE - TO BE IN THE PRESENCE 157 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,778 OF SUCH A GENIUS. 158 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,363 WHAT ABOUT ME? 159 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,469 YOU PROBABLY 160 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,532 ENJOYED IT, TOO. 161 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:24,826 WELL, I'M HONORED 162 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:26,077 TO BE MENTORING JOSEPH. 163 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,245 I'M SURE I CAN TEACH HIM 164 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:28,370 A FEW THINGS. 165 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,163 - OH, AND HE CAN - TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS. 166 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,122 - LIKE HOW - TO TALK TO ECHO. 167 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,374 YOUR BRAIN DISTINGUISHES 168 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,476 - BETWEEN UNEXPECTED - EXTERNAL TOUCH 169 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,544 AND YOUR OWN. 170 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,733 THAT'S WHY 171 00:05:36,734 --> 00:05:37,880 YOU CAN'T TICKLE YOURSELF. 172 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,152 BUT YOU CAN 173 00:05:39,153 --> 00:05:40,382 TICKLE OTHER PEOPLE! 174 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,051 - COOCHIE-COOCHIE- - COOCHIE-COO! 175 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:43,635 THAT SHOULD BE ME! 176 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,387 OKAY. 177 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,014 - COOCHIE-COOCHIE- - COOCHIE-COO! 178 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,599 [GIGGLING] 179 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,393 I MEANT ECHO AND ME! 180 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,895 YOU MAKE SCIENCE 181 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:54,354 SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND. 182 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,398 - WOULD YOU MIND TUTORING ME - AFTER SCHOOL? 183 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,983 - SURE. SEE YOU - BACK HERE AT 3:30. 184 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,025 GREAT. IT'S A DATE. 185 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,154 "A DATE?" 186 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,363 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 187 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,826 HERE... THIS WILL 188 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:08,077 CHEER YOU UP... 189 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:08,660 - COOCHIE-COOCHIE- - COOCHIE-COO! 190 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,621 STOP THAT! 191 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,956 ACTUALLY... 192 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,249 IT DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 193 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,042 [???] 194 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:23,550 [SIREN WAILING] 195 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,469 [MAKING LOUD 196 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,346 [SIREN NOISE] 197 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,848 HELLO, RECRUITS. 198 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,163 WELCOME TO... 199 00:06:31,164 --> 00:06:32,434 HALL MONITOR ACADEMY. 200 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,435 - [MAKING LOUD - SIREN NOISE] 201 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,313 DO YOU MIND? 202 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,272 - I'M TRYING TO TRAIN - THESE NEW HALL MONITORS. 203 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:37,314 [STOPS] 204 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,525 NOW, GET OUT OF HERE. 205 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,154 [FEET STOMPING] 206 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,113 [IMITATES CAR ALARM CHIRP] 207 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,072 [CAR DOOR SHUTTING] 208 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,365 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 209 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,408 [DRIVING] 210 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:52,579 NO. I MEAN ACTUALLY LEAVE. 211 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,998 [FALLS SILENT] 212 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,442 NOW, AS HALL MONITORS, 213 00:07:00,443 --> 00:07:02,173 YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRAGGED 214 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,654 INTO THE DEEPEST, DARKEST, 215 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:05,092 DEPTHS OF... HALL. 216 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,095 IT'LL BE NO PICNIC! 217 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,097 EXCEPT IN MAY, 218 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,307 WHEN WE HAVE OUR ANNUAL 219 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:12,474 HALL MONITORS' PICNIC. 220 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,810 SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 221 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,854 - RIDE AROUND - ON ONE OF THOSE DORKMOBILES? 222 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:17,896 HEY, YOU ROOKIES HAVE TO 223 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:18,897 EARN THE RIGHT 224 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,212 TO RIDE AROUND 225 00:07:20,213 --> 00:07:21,483 ON ONE OF THESE DORKMOBILES. 226 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,839 NOW, AS HALL MONITORS, 227 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,153 ONE OF YOUR PRIMARY DUTIES 228 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:25,755 - IS TO PREVENT PEOPLE - FROM RUNNING IN THE HALLS. 229 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,738 IVY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THAT. 230 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,780 [TWEETS] 231 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,244 HEY... YOU'RE CUTE! 232 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,037 [GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY] 233 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,078 WOW! 234 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,582 VERY NICE, IVY. 235 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,668 PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS. 236 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,021 - OKAY, SLAB, - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 237 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,504 [TWEET] 238 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,383 HEY... YOU'RE CUTE. 239 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,134 [GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY] 240 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,344 OKAY, BUT YOU NEED 241 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:49,511 TO FIND YOUR OWN APPROACH. 242 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,096 GOT IT. 243 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,558 [BREATHES] 244 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,519 [THUD] 245 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,230 WOW. 246 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,540 - HOW BAD DOES YOUR BREATH - HAVE TO BE 247 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,523 TO KNOCK A GUY OUT COLD? 248 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,525 [BREATHES] 249 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,484 IT WAS RHETORICAL! 250 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,527 [THUD] 251 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,529 [SCOFFS] WIMPS. 252 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,323 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 253 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,574 [BREATHES] 254 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,037 CAN YOU BELIEVE JOSEPH? 255 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,538 ECHO IS MY GIRL. 256 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,790 DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT? 257 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,542 HOW COULD HE? 258 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:21,689 I DON'T THINK 259 00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:22,794 ECHO KNOWS IT. 260 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,480 - YOU DON'T JUST WALK - INTO ANOTHER MAN'S SCHOOL 261 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,382 AND START TICKLING. 262 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:27,738 WHEN YOU FIND A GIRL YOU LIKE, 263 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:29,051 YOU PINE AFTER HER, 264 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,987 - YOU CONSTRUCT ELABORATE - SCENARIOS IN YOUR MIND 265 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,780 - ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU - SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, 266 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:33,990 - YOU WORK UP THE NERVE - TO CALL HER, 267 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,307 YOU LOSE YOUR NERVE, 268 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,892 YOU WALLOW IN SELF-PITY, 269 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:37,952 - THEN YOU WORK UP YOUR NERVE - AGAIN. 270 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,561 - THEN, SOMETIME - IN THE THIRD YEAR, 271 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,563 YOU ASK HER OUT, 272 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,315 BUT, ON THE NIGHT OF THE DATE, 273 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,525 - YOU'RE SO SICK TO YOUR STOMACH, - YOU HAVE TO BAIL. 274 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,945 - SO IT'S BACK TO WALLOWING - IN SELF-PITY FOR ANOTHER YEAR. 275 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,572 NOW, THANKS TO JOSEPH, 276 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,074 A CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PLAN 277 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,533 HAS TO BE THROWN OUT THE WINDOW. 278 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,535 WELL, HE'S NOT THE ONLY GENIUS 279 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,120 WHO CAN DESTROY ANOTHER GENIUS'S 280 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,663 CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PLAN. 281 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,166 [NASALLY]: WHAT 282 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:01,625 ARE YOU GONNA DO? 283 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,752 I DON'T KNOW. 284 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,154 - ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS IT WON'T - BE CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED. 285 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,341 THAT'S MY KIND OF PLAN. 286 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,221 [PHONE ALERT CHIMES] 287 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,014 OOPS... 288 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,849 BETTER GET TO MY TUTORING DATE. 289 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:23,772 A TRIPWIRE? 290 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,277 [THWACK] 291 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:29,487 [WHOOSH] 292 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:30,612 [THUD] 293 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,114 HAHA! GOTCHA! 294 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,637 - IS WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID - TO THE VICTIM OF THIS PRANK, 295 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,788 HAD I REALLY BEEN DOING IT 296 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,682 - AND NOT MERELY DEMONSTRATING IT - SAFELY OVER YOUR HEAD... 297 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,833 WHERE YOU'RE SAFE. 298 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,918 NICE ONE! 299 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,146 - SO THE FIRST TRIPWIRE - WAS JUST A DECOY? 300 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,129 [SPROING] 301 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,171 [WHOOSH] 302 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:52,759 FOOLED YOU AGAIN. 303 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,974 [LAUGHTER RISING] 304 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,645 HI, ECHO. 305 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,689 ADAM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 306 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,649 ADAM? 307 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,531 - I'M JOSEPH, - THE LOVABLE 10-YEAR-OLD GENIUS. 308 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,655 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 309 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,240 I'M GOING TO GO FIND JOSEPH. 310 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,658 WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER. 311 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,700 I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE. 312 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,914 [LAUGHTER] 313 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,544 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 314 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,586 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 315 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,505 - WE HAVE - A TUTORING DATE. 316 00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:31,507 FINE... "JOSEPH." 317 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,967 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 318 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,094 - GREAT. I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU - ABOUT THE BRAIN... 319 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,263 AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 320 00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:38,389 IT'S SO CLEARLY DAMAGED? 321 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,599 OKAY. 322 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,808 THINK OF A DAMAGED BRAIN 323 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:42,976 AS A HOUSE WITH A LEAKY ROOF. 324 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,395 EXCEPT, UNLIKE A HOUSE, 325 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,063 - WHERE YOU CAN JUST PUT ON - A NEW ROOF, 326 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,898 - MOST SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE - IS IRREPARABLE. 327 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,816 ALL RIGHT. GOOD LESSON. 328 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,570 "BRAIN DAMAGE BAD." 329 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:53,880 - A-HA! I AM, - IN FACT, NOT JOSEPH, 330 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,073 BUT ADAM YOUNG, 331 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,051 - WHO IS EVERY BIT AS GOOD - A TEACHER AS JOSEPH IS! 332 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:58,950 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER! 333 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,869 FREEZE! 334 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,308 IDENTITY THEFT 335 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:03,705 IS A SERIOUS CRIME. 336 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,249 CONSIDER YOURSELF BUSTED 337 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,500 BY THE HALL MONITORS' 338 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,709 UNDERCOVER UNIT. 339 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,504 BUT I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING! 340 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,130 RESISTING ARREST, HUH? 341 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,800 [BREATHES] 342 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,802 IS THAT SPEARMINT? 343 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,304 [BREATHES] 344 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,640 DARN IT! 345 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,242 - SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD - THAT BREATH MINT. 346 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,605 THIS MACHINE IS DESIGNED 347 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,002 TO STIMULATE SYNAPTIC RESPONSES 348 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,357 IN THE BRAIN. 349 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,419 - BY INCREASING THE ELECTRIC FLOW - TO A LOCALIZED AREA, 350 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,753 - ONE'S CAPACITY - TO PROCESS KNOWLEDGE 351 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,337 - SHOULD BE - PROPORTIONATELY INCREASED. 352 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,535 [SPEAKING SLOWLY]: ASK JOSEPH. 353 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,245 - I WILL, - WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND. 354 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,747 YOU SEEM KIND OF JEALOUS OF HIM. 355 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,667 I WAS, BUT... NOT ANYMORE. 356 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,835 THIS SCHOOL IS BIG ENOUGH 357 00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:50,961 FOR TWO GENIUSES. 358 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,083 OH, YOU MEAN ME AND JOSEPH? 359 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,299 WHAT? PEOPLE REFER TO ME 360 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,425 AS A GENIUS ALL THE TIME. 361 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,429 I'M CONSTANTLY HEARING THINGS 362 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:01,888 LIKE, "GOOD ONE, GENIUS." 363 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,203 "WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING, 364 00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:04,475 GENIUS." 365 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,477 AND, "WE'RE BEING SARCASTIC 366 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,103 - WHEN WE CALL YOU A GENIUS, - GENIUS." 367 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,815 - WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO FORGET - ABOUT JOSEPH 368 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,066 AND FOCUS ON MY RESEARCH. 369 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,151 OH. YOU NEED HELP? 370 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,153 AFTER ALL, I AM A GENIUS. 371 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,365 I COULD USE A TEST SUBJECT. 372 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,284 I WAS GOING TO USE A MOUSE, 373 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:23,844 - BECAUSE ITS MIND IS GENETICALLY - SIMILAR TO A HUMAN'S, 374 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,870 BUT YOUR MIND 375 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,393 IS ALSO GENETICALLY SIMILAR 376 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:28,873 TO A HUMAN'S. 377 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,750 PLUS, I'M NOT USING IT. 378 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,670 GREAT. PUT THIS ON. 379 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,009 ON YOUR HEAD, GENIUS. 380 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,801 RIGHT, I KNEW THAT. 381 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,345 LET'S START BY 382 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,971 - STIMULATING THE AREA - OF THE BRAIN... 383 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,073 THE CEREBRUM... THAT DOES MATH. 384 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,557 YOU CAN TRY, 385 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:45,974 - BUT I'M NOT - VERY GOOD AT... 386 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,018 [ZINGING] 387 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,811 IF " F" IS 388 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,563 A DIFFERENTIABLE FUNCTION ON "R" 389 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,458 - AND " X" IS A LOCAL MAXIMUM - OR A LOCAL MINIMUM OF " F," 390 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:53,815 - THEN THE DERIVATIVE OF " F" - AT " X" 391 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,317 IS ZERO. 392 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,611 THAT'S CORRECT! 393 00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,005 - CAN I KEEP THIS THING? - JUST UNTIL I GRADUATE. 394 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,531 NEXT TEST... 395 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,824 LET'S GO TO THE CEREBELLUM 396 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,093 - AND SEE IF WE CAN'T ENHANCE - YOUR MOVEMENTS. 397 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,785 [CLICK] 398 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,460 HEY, MR. YOUNG. 399 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,021 - MIND IF I BORROW - THIS MODEL OF THE BRAIN 400 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296 FOR MY TUTORING DATE WITH ECHO? 401 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,716 PLEASE... 402 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,967 DON'T MAKE ME GET ON 403 00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,176 MY KNEES AND BEG. 404 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,095 OH, SO YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT? 405 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,618 YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY. 406 00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:27,098 I HAVE A SHORT MEMORY. 407 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,933 OKAY, I GET IT. 408 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,852 I WAS STUPID AND I'M SORRY. 409 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,647 THE THING IS... 410 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,315 I KIND OF LIKE ECHO. 411 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,400 SO ASK HER OUT. 412 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,151 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 413 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,069 - I HAVEN'T REALLY SPENT - A LOT OF TIME 414 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,070 AROUND PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, 415 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,988 SO I GUESS SOMETIMES 416 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:42,989 - I'M A LITTLE AWKWARD - AROUND THEM. 417 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,783 I'M NOT YOUR AGE, 418 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,219 - AND YOU'RE A LITTLE AWKWARD - AROUND ME. 419 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,345 - MR. TATER'S NOT YOUR AGE, - AND... 420 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,954 ANYWAY... 421 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,373 - YOU HAVE FUN - TUTORING ECHO. 422 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,834 I'M GOING TO FOCUS 423 00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:54,251 ON MY RESEARCH. 424 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,877 WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE? 425 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,796 - THIS BABY STIMULATES - AREAS OF THE BRAIN 426 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,380 - WITH A LOW-LEVEL - ELECTRICAL CHARGE. 427 00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:58,963 LOCALIZED? 428 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,299 YES. 429 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,614 FOR EXAMPLE, I'M CONCENTRATING 430 00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:03,885 ON THE CEREBELLUM, 431 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,821 - WHERE, WITH THE TURN OF A KNOB, - I CAN SUBTLY AFFECT MOVEMENT. 432 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,138 [CRANKS DIAL] 433 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,599 [ELECTRICITY WHIRRING] 434 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,689 HMM. I WONDER 435 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,898 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 436 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,421 IF YOU STIMULATED 437 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,901 THE WHOLE BRAIN AT ONCE. 438 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,653 - ARE YOU SUGGESTING - THAT DOING SO 439 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,739 COULD POTENTIALLY CREATE 440 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,781 SOME KIND OF SUPER-GENIUS? 441 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,183 - I'M JUST SAYING OUT LOUD - WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY THINKING. 442 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,678 - WHO ARE YOU GOING - TO TEST IT ON? 443 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,763 BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER. 444 00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:32,914 YOU? 445 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,934 - YEAH. UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT ME - TO BE A SUPER-GENIUS, 446 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,018 - BUT THAT WOULD MEAN - YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME. 447 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,462 WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT. 448 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,879 - DERBY! - GIVE ME THE HELMET. 449 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,719 [???] 450 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,809 - THEFT IS A MAJOR PROBLEM - AT FINNEGAN. 451 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,184 A LOT OF SCHOOL PROPERTY 452 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,103 - IS TAKEN - OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR. 453 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,539 - AS HALL MONITORS, - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT 454 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,981 TO SEARCH A STUDENT'S LOCKER 455 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,087 IF YOU SUSPECT 456 00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:00,150 HE OR SHE IS GUILTY. 457 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,294 - CAN WE SEARCH - IF WE'RE JUST CURIOUS? 458 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,027 NO. 459 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,669 - WHAT IF WE'RE REALLY, - REALLY CURIOUS? 460 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,116 STILL NO. 461 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,410 BUT... 462 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,971 - YOU ALWAYS HAVE PERMISSION - TO SEARCH DERBY'S LOCKER, 463 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,955 BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF. 464 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,956 I RESENT THAT, SIR. 465 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,374 DO YOU DENY IT? 466 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,752 NO... BUT I RESENT IT. 467 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,255 OPEN UP YOUR LOCKER 468 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:22,840 - SO THAT SLAB AND IVY - CAN SEARCH IT. 469 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:23,881 [TWEETS] 470 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:30,888 A-HA! 471 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,311 OUR MASCOT COSTUME! 472 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,442 MRS. GESSER? 473 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,946 I THOUGHT YOU RETIRED YEARS AGO! 474 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,742 I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 475 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,745 NICE WORK, TEAM. 476 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,165 NOW, ARREST THIS FELON! 477 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,000 FOR WHAT? 478 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,919 POSSESSION OF STOLEN 479 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,796 SCHOOL PROPERTY. 480 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,778 IT'S NEVER LEFT THE SCHOOL, 481 00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:06,717 SO TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT STOLEN. 482 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:10,804 HE MAKES A GOOD POINT. 483 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,431 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN STORING 484 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,015 ALL THIS STUFF FOR YOU. 485 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,183 I THINK I'LL START 486 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,309 CHARGING YOU RENT. 487 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,562 RENT? 488 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,335 THE SCHOOL CAN'T 489 00:16:20,336 --> 00:16:22,065 AFFORD TO PAY YOU RENT. 490 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,379 WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD 491 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,651 KEEP ON STORING IT FOR FREE... 492 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,861 IF YOU PUT 493 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,028 ALL THIS STUFF BACK. 494 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,113 YOU HEARD THE MAN. 495 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,276 GET ALL THIS STUFF PUT AWAY! 496 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,327 ALL RIGHT... 497 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829 IN YOU GO, LADY. 498 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,709 EVERYONE... 499 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,836 WE ARE HERE 500 00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:42,920 TO WITNESS THE FUTURE. 501 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,379 IS IT A FLYING CAR? 502 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,756 NO. 503 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,841 IS IT A FLYING 504 00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:47,883 DORKMOBILE? 505 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,926 NO. IT DOESN'T FLY. 506 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,219 IS IT A CHICKEN? 507 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,054 WHAT? 508 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,976 - YOU SAID IT DOESN'T FLY. - CHICKENS DON'T FLY. 509 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,184 HE'S RIGHT. THEY DON'T. 510 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,704 - A CHICKEN ISN'T THE FUTURE. - WE HAVE CHICKEN NOW. 511 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,439 WHERE? 512 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,649 I DON'T MEAN WE HAVE IT NOW. 513 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,088 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS YOUNG BOY 514 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,485 INTO A SUPER-GENIUS. 515 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,403 - WELL, HE'S ALREADY THE SMARTEST - PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 516 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,029 QUIET! 517 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,578 [ADAM]: ARE YOU READY? 518 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,138 - I'M READY IF YOU ARE. - I MEAN, I TRUST YOU. 519 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,957 - WHAT KIND OF MONSTER - WOULD HURT A CHILD? 520 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,251 [CLICK] 521 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,253 [ELECTRICITY WHIRRING] 522 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,098 AND DID IT WORK? 523 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,099 - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY - TO FIND OUT. 524 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,184 JOSEPH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US 525 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,455 - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOSONIC - AND HETEROTIC STRING THEORY? 526 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,230 [SLOWLY]: I LIKE MEATBALLS. 527 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,652 HE HAS SUCH A WAY 528 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,069 OF SIMPLIFYING THINGS. 529 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,780 JOSEPH, ARE YOU OKAY? 530 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,032 TRUMPETS MAKE A FUNNY NOISE. 531 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,663 I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT! 532 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,331 - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE - TO JOSEPH? 533 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,812 - YOU'VE MADE HIM - AS DUMB AS DERBY! 534 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,127 AS DUMB AS DERBY? 535 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,255 YOU MONSTER! 536 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,215 - I DON'T KNOW - HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 537 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,093 BUNNIES SMELL LIKE MAGIC. 538 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,869 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 539 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:19,057 TO SUCH A BRIGHT YOUNG MAN? 540 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,099 IT MUST BE JEALOUSY. 541 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,269 IT'S TRUE. 542 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,951 - ADAM TOLD ME - HE WAS JEALOUS OF JOSEPH. 543 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,876 - I GUESS HE'LL HAVE TO - GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL. 544 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,110 BUSES ARE FAT CARS! 545 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,154 GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 546 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,328 [???] 547 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,392 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 548 00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:42,413 WHY THIS DIDN'T WORK. 549 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,708 I DO. 550 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,959 BY STIMULATING 551 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,168 MY ENTIRE BRAIN AT ONCE, 552 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,354 - THE VOLTAGE - WAS SO DILUTED, 553 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,963 IT HAD NO EFFECT! 554 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:50,964 - IT'S LIKE TRYING - TO FEED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE 555 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,550 WITH A GRAIN OF RICE. 556 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,012 WHAT? THAT WASN'T DUMB. 557 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,826 SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAYING THINGS 558 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,598 LIKE "TENNIS BALLS ARE FUZZY?" 559 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,433 NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 560 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,810 THEN WHY'D YOU 561 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,144 FAKE BEING DUMB? 562 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:05,854 - NOW THEY'RE GOING - TO SEND YOU BACK 563 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,396 TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 564 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,231 EXACTLY! 565 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,900 NOW I'VE SEEN WHAT 566 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,818 - SKIPPING ALL THOSE GRADES - CAN DO TO A GUY. 567 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,903 I DON'T WANT TO END UP 568 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,195 FRIENDLESS, 569 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,864 SOCIALLY AWKWARD, 570 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,199 UNABLE TO TALK TO GIRLS. 571 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,201 I AM NOT FRIENDLESS! 572 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,286 I'VE GOT DERBY... 573 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,205 OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE. 574 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,708 ANYWAY... 575 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,855 I'D RATHER JUST PRETEND 576 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:28,960 TO BE AVERAGE. 577 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,379 - SO I WON'T GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL - UNTIL I'M 17. 578 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714 AT LEAST I'LL KISS A GIRL 579 00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:34,007 BEFORE I'M 40. 580 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,217 YOU EVIL LITTLE... 581 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,596 GENIUS? 582 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,889 [INDULGINGLY]: 583 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,140 THERE YOU ARE, JOSEPH. 584 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,349 ARE YOU READY TO GO ON 585 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,517 THE BIG YELLOW FAT CAR 586 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,351 TO YOUR NEW SCHOOL? 587 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,939 BRRRM-BRRRM! 588 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,941 - UNDERPANTS - GO ON THE INSIDE. 589 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,236 YES, THEY DO. 590 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,283 YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME, JOSEPH. 591 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,261 - IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER, - I WOULDN'T CHANGE ONE THING. 592 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,245 NOT ONE MINUTE OF IT. 593 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,372 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? 594 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,456 BECAUSE IT LED ME HERE. 595 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,218 - TO THIS JOB I LOVE - AND THESE PEOPLE I... 596 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,212 I LIKE MEATBALLS... 597 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,679 [???] 598 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,041 SLAB, IVY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 599 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,439 HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU BOTH. 600 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,316 LOOK HOW FAR YOU'VE COME! 601 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,318 - THIS HALLWAY HAS NEVER BEEN - SO ORDERLY, 602 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,611 AND YOU... 603 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,862 HAVE BECOME SOLID CITIZENS. 604 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,990 THANK YOU, SIR. 605 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,134 - BUT I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING - TO HAVE TO TICKET YOU. 606 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,034 TICKET ME? 607 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,344 - YOUR SCOOTER IS PARKED - IN FRONT OF A DOOR. 608 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,370 THAT'S A CLEAR VIOLATION. 609 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,372 NO, IT'S NOT PARKED. 610 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,291 - I JUST STOPPED - TO COMPLIMENT YOU. 611 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,814 ARE YOU ARGUING 612 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,294 WITH A HALL MONITOR? 613 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,671 AND LOOK AT THIS! 614 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,338 - YOUR TAIL-LIGHT - IS BROKEN! 615 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,339 IT'S NOT BRO... 616 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,757 [SHATTERING] 617 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,551 THIS IS A VERY 618 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,302 SERIOUS OFFENCE. 619 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,013 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO - COME WITH US. 620 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:03,471 - I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE - WITH ANYONE! 621 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:06,390 RESISTING ARREST? 622 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,308 - YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT - HARDER ON YOURSELF, FELLA. 623 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,268 NO. WAIT! 624 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,663 - YOU CAN'T THROW ME - IN THE DETENTION ROOM. 625 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,331 - HALF THE PEOPLE IN THAT PLACE - ARE THERE BECAUSE OF ME. 626 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,982 THEY'LL EAT ME ALIVE. 627 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,359 QUIT YOUR WHINING 628 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,693 AND GET IN THERE! 629 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,195 [HE YELPS] 630 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,529 - [YELPING, - BLOWS LANDING] 631 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,031 - [TATER]: - OH, MOTHER... 632 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,615 - [TATER, CRYING OUT]: - NO-O-O-O-O-O! 633 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,534 MAYBE WE'VE GONE TOO FAR. 634 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,203 COME ON. YOU DON'T THINK 635 00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:27,829 HE'S REALLY BEING BEATEN UP? 636 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,998 - THAT'S JUST THE SOUND EFFECTS - GUY DOING HIS THING. 637 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,833 - I MEAN, LISTEN - TO THOSE SCREAMS... 638 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,584 THEY ARE SO FAKE. 639 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,545 [TATER]: HELP ME! 640 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,630 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL 641 00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:37,672 THAT'S GOOD IN THE WORLD! 642 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:38,464 [SOBBING PITIFULLY] 643 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,800 OFFICERS. 644 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,343 UH-OH. 645 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,887 TO THE DORKMOBILE! 646 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,972 [BANG] 647 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,348 [WHIMPERING] 648 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,392 [TATER SCREAMS] 649 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:53,992 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41457

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