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BRUCE WILLIS. 13 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,150 [COLLECTIVELY GASPING] 14 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,298 OH, I LOVED HIM 15 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,403 AS A RENEGADE COP, 16 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:28,759 SINGLE HANDEDLY RIDDING 17 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,072 A SKYSCRAPER OF TERRORISTS. 18 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,136 I'M AFRAID I DON'T MEAN 19 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:32,157 THE ACTOR BRUCE WILLIS. 20 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,513 MY "MR. WILLIS" 21 00:00:33,514 --> 00:00:34,827 IS MY MENTOR. 22 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,079 - HE WAS PRINCIPAL OF - THE PRINCIPAL SCHOOL I ATTENDED 23 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,560 BEFORE I BECAME PRINCIPAL 24 00:00:38,561 --> 00:00:39,999 OF THIS SCHOOL. 25 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,002 SOME DAY, I HOPE TO BE 26 00:00:42,003 --> 00:00:43,962 JANITOR AT JANITOR SCHOOL. 27 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,089 VERY CUSHY JOB. 28 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,883 AS PART OF CURRICULUM, 29 00:00:48,884 --> 00:00:50,635 STUDENTS MUST CLEAN SCHOOL! 30 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,098 ANYWAY... 31 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,433 SINCE BRUCE WILLIS 32 00:00:57,434 --> 00:00:58,726 WILL BE VISITING, 33 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,519 I'D LIKE US ALL TO HONOR HIM 34 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,855 WITH A RENDITION 35 00:01:01,856 --> 00:01:03,147 OF OUR SCHOOL SONG. 36 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,107 - I DIDN'T KNOW - WE HAD A SCHOOL SONG. 37 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,585 - THERE'S LOTS YOU DON'T KNOW, - MISS YOUNG, 38 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,130 - AND I HAVE YOUR GRADES - TO PROVE IT. 39 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,990 - I FOUND - THIS DECADES-OLD SONG 40 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,617 IN THE FINNEGAN HIGH ARCHIVES. 41 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:16,578 BY THE WAY, I'D STAY OUT OF 42 00:01:16,579 --> 00:01:18,496 THE FINNEGAN HIGH ARCHIVES. 43 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,537 THERE ARE SPIDERS. 44 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,083 [PLAYS BASE NOTE] 45 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,836 [PIANO PLAYS] 46 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,587 ? AT FINNEGAN ? 47 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,047 ? OUR SCHOOL'S ONE ROOM ? 48 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,133 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 49 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,927 ? BOYS GET BOOKS ? 50 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,512 ? GIRLS GET A BROOM ? 51 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,974 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 52 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:40,142 ? OUR BLOOMERS ARE WOOL ? 53 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:44,146 ? OUR PENCILS ARE LEAD ? 54 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:48,108 ? BOYS USE A SLIDE RULE ? 55 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,902 - ? GIRLS - NEEDLE AND THREAD ? 56 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,051 ? FOR... 57 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:54,156 DARNING ? 58 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,887 ? YOU'LL BE JUDGED 59 00:01:55,888 --> 00:01:57,576 ON YOUR LATIN FLUENCY ? 60 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,162 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 61 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,914 ? POLIO'S NO EXCUSE 62 00:02:01,915 --> 00:02:03,624 FOR TRUANCY ? 63 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,793 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 64 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:09,171 ? COD LIVER OIL ? 65 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,131 ? MAKES A HEALTHY SNACK ? 66 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:15,260 ? OUT COMES THE STRAP ? 67 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,180 ? IF YOU TALK BACK ? 68 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,703 ? FOR... 69 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,183 BEATING ? 70 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,185 ? FINNEGAN ? 71 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,563 ? OH, FINNEGAN ? 72 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,065 ? OUR HANDBELL 73 00:02:27,066 --> 00:02:28,524 RINGS FOR THEE ? 74 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,192 ? FINNEGAN ? 75 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,777 ? OH, FINNEGAN ? 76 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,947 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 77 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,198 ? FINNEGAN ? 78 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,200 ? OH, FINNEGAN ? 79 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,245 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ?? 80 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:46,417 [BOOING] 81 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,458 [TOMATOES SPLATTING] 82 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,071 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 83 00:02:55,072 --> 00:02:57,636 HELLO, FALL ? 84 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,679 ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING 85 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,680 TO GET HERE ? 86 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,746 ? SINCE WE BOTH 87 00:03:01,747 --> 00:03:03,768 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 88 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:04,915 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? 89 00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:06,020 WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 90 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:09,982 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 91 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,234 ? CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT 92 00:03:11,235 --> 00:03:12,443 BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ? 93 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,905 ? WHERE I AM HERE ? 94 00:03:15,947 --> 00:03:17,823 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 95 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,865 [???] 96 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,371 AS WE PASS AROUND THE COLONY, 97 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:24,663 YOU'LL SEE THAT ANTS 98 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,600 - ARE ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING - MEMBERS OF THE ARTHROPOD PHYLUM. 99 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,250 ANTS? 100 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,732 - I THOUGHT - THESE WERE POPPY SEEDS. 101 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,115 ANTS ARE INSPIRING 102 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:39,470 BECAUSE THEY WORK AS A TEAM, 103 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,617 CREATING A RESULT GREATER 104 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:41,722 THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS. 105 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,682 - FOR EXAMPLE, - THEY ARE ABLE TO LIFT 106 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,977 UP TO 50 TIMES THEIR OWN WEIGHT. 107 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,561 - BIG DEAL. - WHO CAN'T LIFT 50 ANTS? 108 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,152 MR. YOUNG? 109 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,236 AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED 110 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:56,278 AT THE ASSEMBLY, 111 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,006 - OUR SCHOOL SONG - RECEIVED A MIXED RESPONSE. 112 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,740 [SPLAT] 113 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,283 [LAUGHING] 114 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,660 WHO THREW THAT? 115 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,911 THE ANTS DID. 116 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:06,288 THE ANTS? 117 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,010 - NOT ALL OF THEM. - THAT GROUP OVER THERE. 118 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,043 ANYWAY... 119 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,295 I TWEAKED THE SONG, 120 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,315 - REMOVING ANY PARTS - THAT COULD BE DEEMED OFFENSIVE. 121 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,339 LET ME SING IT FOR YOU. 122 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:22,805 [PLAYS PITCH] 123 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:24,223 ? FINN-E-GAN ?? 124 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,601 THOUGHTS? 125 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,103 NOT BAD. 126 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:30,980 A BIT... ONE-NOTE. 127 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,233 WHAT IF THE STUDENTS 128 00:04:34,234 --> 00:04:35,234 WROTE A NEW SONG? 129 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,419 - THERE ARE A LOT OF - CREATIVE MINDS 130 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,611 IN THIS SCHOOL. 131 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,031 BEHOLD, FELLOW ANTS... 132 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,074 I AM YOUR KING. 133 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,201 GO FORTH 134 00:04:43,202 --> 00:04:44,284 AND BRING ME MORE TOMATOES! 135 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,999 BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH 136 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,292 IN THE ANTIOXIDANT LYCOPENE. 137 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,712 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 138 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,797 THE STUDENTS WILL ENGAGE 139 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:56,839 IN CUTTHROAT COMPETITION 140 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:59,133 TO WRITE THE BEST SONG, 141 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,536 - CLAWING ALL OVER EACH OTHER - TO HAVE THEIR ANTHEM CHOSEN. 142 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:05,786 WHILE A DARWINIAN "SURVIVAL 143 00:05:05,787 --> 00:05:07,349 OF THE FITTEST" PHILOSOPHY 144 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:08,893 MAY WORK IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, 145 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,370 - IT BREAKS DOWN - WHEN APPLIED TO HUMAN BEHAVIOR, 146 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,979 WHICH IS ALSO COLORED 147 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,165 - BY SHARED SOCIAL VALUES - AND ETHICS. 148 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:14,648 NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND. 149 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,459 - ARE YOU SAYING - I WANT CLAWING, OR I DON'T? 150 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,360 YOU DON'T. 151 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,154 - THEN, NO, - YOU'RE WAY OFF. 152 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,281 IN FACT, SINCE 153 00:05:21,282 --> 00:05:22,364 IT WAS YOUR IDEA, 154 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,532 I'M GOING TO 155 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,658 MAKE YOU A JUDGE, 156 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,077 ALONG WITH MRS. BYRNE, 157 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,454 DANG AND MYSELF. 158 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,640 - I DON'T WANT - TO BE A JUDGE. 159 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,975 - WHICH IS WHY YOU'LL BE - SUCH A GOOD JUDGE! 160 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,168 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 161 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,395 - WELL, NEITHER - DOES GEOMETRY, 162 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,879 BUT WE TEACH IT ANYWAY! 163 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,257 NO ONE'S GOING TO COMPETE 164 00:05:39,258 --> 00:05:41,592 TO WRITE A NEW SONG. 165 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,739 THE WINNER 166 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:43,844 GETS EXCLUSIVE ACCESS 167 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:44,992 TO THE PRIVATE BATHROOM 168 00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:46,097 ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 169 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:47,306 [EXCITED CLAMORING] 170 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,849 OUT OF THE WAY! 171 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,684 ME FIRST, ANTEATER! 172 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,603 - TO THE RECORDING STUDIO, - MY LOYAL SUBJECTS. 173 00:05:58,276 --> 00:05:59,860 NICE HAIR! 174 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:00,945 NEW SHIRT? 175 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,487 I LIKE YOUR SHOES. 176 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,406 - JUST GIVE ME - THE BATHROOM. 177 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,637 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 178 00:06:05,638 --> 00:06:06,825 INFLUENCE MY DECISION. 179 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,078 YOU REALLY THINK 180 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:09,287 MY HAIR LOOKS NICE? 181 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,412 OH, COME ON! 182 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,413 I NEED THAT BATHROOM. 183 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,415 IT'S MY DREAM. 184 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,666 [MUSICAL FLOURISH PLAYS] 185 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,796 [GASPS]: GIRLFRIEND! 186 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,048 YOU HAVE GOT 187 00:06:20,049 --> 00:06:21,257 SOME FABU-WOUS HAIR! 188 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:23,592 BUCKLE UP... 189 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,844 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TOWN. 190 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,263 GOING TO BE SO CRAZY. 191 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:29,431 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 192 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,433 - THAT'S WHAT YOU'D USE - THE BATHROOM FOR? 193 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:35,729 WHEN ADAM VOTES FOR ME, 194 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:36,772 I PLAN TO SHARE IT 195 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:37,773 WITH THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 196 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,483 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 197 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,447 ECHO? 198 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:46,845 I'D REALLY LIKE TO USE 199 00:06:46,846 --> 00:06:48,200 YOUR PRIVATE BATHROOM. 200 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,451 SURE THING, JIGGLE-KNEES. 201 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,912 THAT'LL BE $5.00. 202 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,456 BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 203 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,458 - OH. WELL, - IN THAT CASE... 204 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,500 10. 205 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,630 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 206 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,591 NO, WAIT! 20. 207 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,510 FINE. 208 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,922 - BUT WHEN I WIN THE BATHROOM, - IT'LL BE YOU PAYING ME. 209 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,394 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 210 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,071 NOT YOU! 211 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,823 BUT I OWN THE PLACE. 212 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,867 SORRY. 213 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,327 NOT ON LIST. 214 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,498 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 215 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,021 YOUR DREAM IS TO BE 216 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,501 KEPT OUT OF YOUR OWN CLUB? 217 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,941 HEY, IF I OWNED A PLACE THAT 218 00:07:40,942 --> 00:07:42,338 WOULD LET THE LIKES OF ME IN, 219 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,944 IT WOULDN'T BE 220 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:45,507 MUCH OF A FANTASY, WOULD IT? 221 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,821 ALL I'VE HEARD IS 222 00:07:46,822 --> 00:07:48,093 "ME, ME, ME." 223 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,388 THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT ME. 224 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,516 GIVE ME THE BATHROOM. 225 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,227 YOU'LL BE MAKING LIFE EASIER 226 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:57,895 FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. 227 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,521 [TENSE SILENCE] 228 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,323 - [POUNDS TABLE]: - LOOK INTO MY DREAM CLOUD! 229 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,319 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 230 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,327 [TOILET FLUSHES] 231 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,209 [PRESSES BUZZER] 232 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:21,585 NUMBER 42? 233 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,348 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 234 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,227 WHOA... 235 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:39,937 THAT WAS ONE VIVID DREAM CLOUD. 236 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,317 OKAY, EVERYONE, 237 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,465 LET ME MAKE THIS 238 00:08:46,466 --> 00:08:47,569 VERY CLEAR... 239 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,363 THE JUDGES CANNOT BE INFLUENCED. 240 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:50,364 NICE HAIR! 241 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,907 NEW DENTURES? 242 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:52,908 - I LIKE YOUR - ORTHOPEDIC SHOES. 243 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,110 - JUST GIVE ME - THE BATHROOM! 244 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,667 I CAN'T BELIEVE 245 00:09:01,668 --> 00:09:02,709 THE STUDENTS. 246 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:03,982 ALL DAY, IT WAS, "NEW SHOES?" 247 00:09:03,983 --> 00:09:05,212 "NICE SHIRT!" 248 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,880 ALL JUST TO INFLUENCE MY VOTE. 249 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,593 - YOU MEAN THAT FLATTERY - WASN'T SINCERE? 250 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:12,803 SO, I'M NOT THE WORLD'S 251 00:09:12,804 --> 00:09:13,971 GREATEST PRINCIPAL? 252 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,060 THIS MUG IS A LIE. 253 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,981 [BYRNE]: ALL RISE... 254 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,357 - FOR THE HONORABLE - JUDGE BYRNE. 255 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,695 "HONORABLE?" 256 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,548 - CLEARLY SHE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT - LAST YEAR'S STAFF PARTY. 257 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,116 [FLOURISH PLAYS] 258 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,118 - NO! NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE - THAT DREAM CLOUD! 259 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,078 [GAVEL BANGS] 260 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,626 - I THOUGHT - DANG WAS ALSO JUDGING. 261 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,627 HE IS! 262 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,129 [SHRIEKS]: AHH! 263 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,757 - FIRST UP, - JORDAN SLABINKSY! 264 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,720 GOOD DAY. 265 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,806 - PLEASE, JOIN ME - IN CELEBRATING FINNEGAN HIGH 266 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,700 - THROUGH THE SOOTHING SOUNDS - OF MY SCHOOL SONG, 267 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,268 "YOUR FACE." 268 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,479 [PLAYS SOOTHING GUITAR] 269 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:06,273 [???] 270 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,109 ? SHA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ? 271 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,486 ? UH-HUH ? 272 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,658 ? I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU ? 273 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,660 - ? WANNA GIVE YOU - WHAT YOU NEED ? 274 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:19,787 ? IF I DON'T 275 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:20,871 WIN THIS CONTEST ? 276 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,664 ? ONE OF YOU WILL BLEED ? 277 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,666 ? NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU ? 278 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:25,918 ? I HOPE 279 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,127 YOU CAN TAKE A PUNCH ? 280 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,337 ? IF YOU DON'T 281 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:29,505 CHOOSE MY SONG ? 282 00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:30,815 - ? I'LL EAT ONE OF YOU - FOR LUNCH ? 283 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,757 ? YOUR FACE ? 284 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,863 ? I'M GONNA 285 00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:34,926 PUNCH YOUR FACE ? 286 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,803 ? SMILE OR SCOWL ? 287 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:37,971 ? WHIMPER OR HOWL ? 288 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,097 ? IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME ? 289 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,807 ? VOTE FOR ME ? 290 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,649 - [DARKLY]: OR I'M GOING TO - PUNCH YOUR FACE! 291 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,729 [RESUMES STRUMMING] 292 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,565 ? YOUR FACE... ?? 293 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,425 WHAT AN INTERESTING 294 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:54,905 SONG ABOUT DANG. 295 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,115 I LIKED THE MELODY. 296 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,958 - AND THAT HE DIDN'T - ACTUALLY PUNCH MY FACE. 297 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:02,996 UH, WHY PUNCH FACE? 298 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,874 PANCREAS MORE PAINFUL. 299 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,877 THOUGH, HARDER TO RHYME. 300 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:09,753 [GAVEL BANGS] 301 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,004 GUILTY! 302 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,675 NEXT UP... DERBY. 303 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:16,968 [ANTHEMIC ROCK DRUMS PLAY] 304 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,178 [SPARKLERS ZAPPING] 305 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,638 [???] 306 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,599 [SHRIEKING]: WHOO! 307 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,974 ROCK AND ROLL! 308 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,976 THANK YOU, FINNEGAN. 309 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,437 [???] 310 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,990 DERBY? 311 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,618 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SONG? 312 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,287 OH... 313 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,038 - THAT'S WHAT THE BACKUP SINGERS - MEANT BY 314 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,374 "YOU DON'T HAVE A SONG." 315 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:50,752 [SIGHS] 316 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,794 [WHISTLES] 317 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,805 [TATER]: NEXT UP, IVY YOUNG. 318 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,578 I PRESENT TO YOU... 319 00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:05,309 "THE FINNEGAN BLUES." 320 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,395 [???] 321 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,397 - ? EVER SINCE - I WAS A YOUNG GIRL ? 322 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,691 ? 'BOUT THE AGE OF 14 ? 323 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,067 ? I'VE BEEN GOING 324 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,402 TO FINNEGAN ? 325 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,244 - ? THE WORST HIGH SCHOOL - THAT'S EVER BEEN ? 326 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,947 ? IT'S RUN BY A PRINCIPAL ? 327 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,907 ? WHO AIN'T TOO BRIGHT ? 328 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785 ? THE ONLY TIME HE SHINES ? 329 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,849 ? IS WHEN HIS HEAD 330 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:25,870 REFLECTS THE LIGHT ? 331 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:26,913 ? THE TEACHERS 332 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,914 BELONG IN A CRADLE ? 333 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,584 ? AND SOME IN A TOMB ? 334 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,856 ? THE JANITOR 335 00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:33,086 HAS A BLACK-BELT ? 336 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,796 ? BUT CAN BARELY USE A BROOM ? 337 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,632 ? I GOT THE BLUES ? 338 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,279 ? THE FINNEGAN HIGH SCHOOL 339 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,884 BLUES ? 340 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,053 ? IF I WEREN'T 341 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,179 IN THIS DISTRICT ? 342 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,972 - ? ANOTHER SCHOOL - I'D SURELY CHOOSE ? 343 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,891 ? OH, YEAH ? 344 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,414 ? I'VE GOT 345 00:12:48,415 --> 00:12:49,894 THE FINNEGAN BLUES ?? 346 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,689 [PLAYS WAILFUL HARMONICA] 347 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,550 SHE SO PERFECTLY CAPTURED 348 00:12:58,551 --> 00:12:59,821 THE SPIRIT OF THIS PLACE. 349 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,072 WAIT A MINUTE. 350 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,907 THAT'S MY SUIT. 351 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,327 I WAS SAVING THAT 352 00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:05,703 TO WEAR TO TATER'S WEDDING. 353 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,505 - [ALL BUT TATER - CRACKING UP WITH LAUGHTER] 354 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,231 I REALIZED THAT SCHOOL SONGS ARE 355 00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:14,586 ALWAYS SO VIOLENT. 356 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,837 "FIGHT ON!" 357 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,215 "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" 358 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,467 "YOUR FACE... 359 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:20,676 I WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FACE." 360 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,782 SO, BY TUNING 361 00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:24,846 INTO ECO-STATION ZULU 362 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,369 IN THE UNTOUCHED RAINFOREST 363 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,849 OF THE HAIDA GWAII ARCHIPELAGO, 364 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,851 - WE CAN HAVE A SCHOOL SONG - ORCHESTRATED 365 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,853 BY NATURE'S PEACEFUL SERENITY. 366 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,855 [PRESSES PLAY] 367 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,273 [FLIPPING THROUGH STATIONS] 368 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,694 [RAINFOREST SOUNDS PLAY] 369 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,781 OH, THAT IS NICE. 370 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,782 [BIRDS SINGING, CHIRPING] 371 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,033 [CHAINSAW ROARS] 372 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,454 [TRUCK-REVERSING ALERT BLARES 373 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,997 [OVER ROARING CHAINSAW] 374 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,208 [SPLINTERING OF WOOD] 375 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,793 [RADIO SHUTS OFF] 376 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,045 ON SECOND THOUGHT... 377 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,797 ? FIGHT, FINNEGAN, FIGHT! ?? 378 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,117 THESE SONGS 379 00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:07,639 ARE ALL AWFUL. 380 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,349 THEY NOT AWFUL. 381 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,621 THEY STINK LIKE 382 00:14:10,622 --> 00:14:11,851 LEAF-MONKEY DROPPINGS. 383 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,061 JUST BECAUSE 384 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,229 YOU WEAR FANCY HAT 385 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,085 DOESN'T MEAN 386 00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,899 YOUR POOP DON'T SMELL. 387 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,526 - IT APPEARS - THE JURY IS DEADLOCKED. 388 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,362 [BANGS GAVEL] 389 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,656 OH, I SEE. LIKE MOST THINGS 390 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:24,906 AROUND THIS SCHOOL, 391 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,325 I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF. 392 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,952 - [MELODIC AND SWEET]: - ? THERE IS ? 393 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,914 ? A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ? 394 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,439 ? I LIKE TO GO THERE 395 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,921 IN MY DREAMS... ? 396 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,174 ? WALKING THE GROUNDS 397 00:14:42,175 --> 00:14:44,384 FROM MORN TILL NIGHT ? 398 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,387 ? DON'T HAVE TO BREAK UP 399 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:50,348 A SINGLE FIGHT ? 400 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,164 ? THERE IS A PERFECT SCHOOL 401 00:14:53,165 --> 00:14:55,937 I KNOW ? 402 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,919 ? IT IS 403 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,858 A QUIET, PEACEFUL PLACE ? 404 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,967 ? NOBODY 405 00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:05,739 RUNNING IN THE HALLS ? 406 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,099 ? NO MORE SMASHED TOMATOES 407 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,871 ON THE WALLS ? 408 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,147 ? THERE IS A PERFECT SCHOOL 409 00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:19,169 I KNOW ? 410 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,962 ? NARY A CONFLICT 411 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,714 NOR A PRANK ? 412 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,700 ? IT'S JUST LIKE SUMMER 413 00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:30,013 ALL YEAR ROUND ? 414 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,039 ? NO STUDENTS OR TEACHERS 415 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,061 TO BE FOUND ?? 416 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,940 WHERE DID YOU GO? 417 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,667 - WE HEARD, LIKE, - TWO LINES OF YOUR SONG. 418 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,085 [BYRNE]: NOW THAT I KNOW 419 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,169 JUDGES CAN ENTER, 420 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,210 LET ME TAKE THIS OFF. 421 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,923 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 422 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,165 - YOU ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T - AT LAST YEAR'S STAFF PARTY. 423 00:16:00,346 --> 00:16:03,807 [???] 424 00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:07,394 ? FORGET CLEOPATRA'S ASP ? 425 00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:09,000 ? CATHERINE THE GREAT 426 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,564 IS NOT ? 427 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:12,003 ? ANNIE OAKLEY'S 428 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,400 SHOOTING BLANKS ? 429 00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:15,652 ? JOAN OF ARC ? 430 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:18,655 ? SHE AIN'T SO HOT ? 431 00:16:18,697 --> 00:16:19,969 ? WE DON'T NEED 432 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,241 AGATHA CHRISTIE ? 433 00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:22,659 ? TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY ? 434 00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:25,579 ? 'CAUSE ALL THROUGH HISTORY ? 435 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,788 ? FINNEGAN'S 436 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:27,956 ALWAYS HAD THIS... ? 437 00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:29,583 [PIANO INTERLUDE] 438 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,694 ? MARIE ANTOINETTE 439 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,049 DON'T TAKE THE CAKE ? 440 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,989 ? JANE AUSTEN'S 441 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,886 AN OPEN BOOK ? 442 00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,826 ? AMELIA EARHART 443 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,723 IS NOT SO FLY ? 444 00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:46,725 ? JULIA CHILD 445 00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:48,685 SHE JUST DON'T COOK ? 446 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:49,749 ? SO FORGET MAE WEST 447 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,770 AND ALL THE REST ? 448 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:54,191 ? THEY DON'T PASS THE TEST ? 449 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,505 ? 'CAUSE FINNEGAN'S 450 00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:56,776 ALWAYS HAD THIS... ? 451 00:17:00,573 --> 00:17:03,700 THAT WAS MILDLY DISTURBING. 452 00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:04,994 YEAH. THAT WAS NOT 453 00:17:04,995 --> 00:17:06,245 AT ALL TANTALIZING. 454 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,086 NO ONE HERE KNOW 455 00:17:14,127 --> 00:17:15,567 WHAT GOOD SCHOOL SONG 456 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,005 SHOULD SOUND LIKE. 457 00:17:17,047 --> 00:17:18,883 WE HAD A GREAT ONE BACK 458 00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:20,717 AT TRAN HUNG DAO ELEMENTARY. 459 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:21,927 ISN'T IT 460 00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,095 IN VIETNAMESE? 461 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,347 IT WAS, 462 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,203 BUT I RUN LYRICS THROUGH 463 00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:29,017 COMPUTER TRANSLATING PROGRAM. 464 00:17:29,059 --> 00:17:31,479 SAME ONE TOY FACTORY USE 465 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,897 FOR ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS. 466 00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:35,003 OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU 467 00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:36,066 TAKE THE STAGE? 468 00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:37,443 ALREADY HAVE! 469 00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:38,735 [ALL SHRIEKING] 470 00:17:38,777 --> 00:17:41,405 ? WITH THE HEART ? 471 00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:42,507 ? WHICH THINKS GRATEFULLY ? 472 00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:45,409 ? US YOUR PRAISE SONG ? 473 00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:47,098 ? THE SCHOOL OUR JOY 474 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,745 WHICH IS VALUABLE DOES ? 475 00:17:48,787 --> 00:17:50,914 ? AND THE DUTY IN THE LAND ? 476 00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,458 ? WHERE THE LEAF-MONKEY 477 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,959 LIVE IN BLISS ? 478 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,585 ? TRAN HUNG DAO 479 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:57,170 WHICH DOES AND US LIFE ? 480 00:17:57,212 --> 00:17:58,213 ? WHILE NAVIGATES ? 481 00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:00,757 ? DARKSOME CAVE ? 482 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:01,988 ? WHERE LESSER 483 00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:03,176 FALSE VAMPIRE BAT ? 484 00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:05,011 ? DOWN-UPSIDE ? 485 00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:06,846 ? HANG ? 486 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:08,349 ? JOYFUL 487 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,808 THERE IS OUR HEART ? 488 00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:11,789 ? AND US TO OUR BOY 489 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,728 IS FULL PRIDE ?? 490 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:16,773 [CLAPPING] 491 00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:18,567 [OTHERS SHRIEKING] 492 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:21,778 SONG STILL MOVE ME! 493 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,780 - WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME - TO REVEAL OUR VOTES. 494 00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:24,902 DANG, WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? 495 00:18:28,076 --> 00:18:29,076 ME NEXT. 496 00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:37,294 YOU VOTED FOR YOURSELF. 497 00:18:37,336 --> 00:18:39,067 I DON'T RECALL SEEING 498 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,797 ANYONE ELSE DO A SONG. 499 00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:43,258 YOU TWO ARE PATHETIC. 500 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,819 - HOW LOW DO YA HAVE TO STOOP - TO VOTE FOR YOURSELF? 501 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,720 WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? 502 00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:52,121 IT DOESN'T MAKE 503 00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:53,393 WHAT YOU DID ANY LESS PATHETIC. 504 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:56,188 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 505 00:18:56,229 --> 00:18:57,627 SINCE MR. YOUNG IS THE ONLY ONE 506 00:18:57,628 --> 00:18:59,024 WHO CAN BE IMPARTIAL, 507 00:18:59,065 --> 00:19:00,338 I GUESS WE'LL GO WITH 508 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,610 WHOMEVER HE VOTED FOR. 509 00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:03,111 - [STUDENTS CHATTING - IN BACKGROUND] 510 00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:04,821 OOH, IVY. FASHION ALERT. 511 00:19:04,863 --> 00:19:06,823 YOU WORE THAT YESTERDAY. 512 00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:08,221 ADAM SAID TO SHOW UP 513 00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:09,576 "READY TO PERFORM." 514 00:19:09,618 --> 00:19:11,036 - HE TOLD ME - I WON THE CONTEST. 515 00:19:11,077 --> 00:19:12,955 HE TOLD YOU 516 00:19:12,956 --> 00:19:14,831 THAT YOU WON THE CONTEST? 517 00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:16,225 - BUT HE TOLD ME - I WON THE CONTEST. 518 00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:17,584 ME TOO. 519 00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,211 ME TOO! 520 00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:21,838 ME TOO. 521 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,840 - ALTHOUGH, LOOKING BACK, - IT DOES SEEM WEIRD, 522 00:19:23,882 --> 00:19:25,363 CONSIDERING I DIDN'T 523 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,843 WRITE A SONG. 524 00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:29,929 MR. YOUNG. 525 00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,285 I DEMAND YOU TELL ME 526 00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:32,599 EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 527 00:19:32,641 --> 00:19:34,434 - YEAH. - WHO'S THE REAL WINNER? 528 00:19:34,476 --> 00:19:36,228 NOT ONE OF YOU WON THE CONTEST. 529 00:19:36,269 --> 00:19:37,730 [ALL GROANING] 530 00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:39,565 BECAUSE ALL OF YOU HAVE! 531 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:40,649 [CONFUSED CHATTER] 532 00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:41,858 [STARTS GASPING] 533 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,443 HERE COMES BRUCE WILLIS. 534 00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:48,073 AHH, HE HASN'T 535 00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:49,241 CHANGED A BIT. 536 00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,493 [CHUCKLING] 537 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,453 - WE HAVE TO SING - SOMETHING! 538 00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:54,829 JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 539 00:19:57,916 --> 00:20:00,711 [PAGES RUSTLING] 540 00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:01,836 [???] 541 00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:06,508 ? THERE IS 542 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,134 A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ? 543 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,720 ? I LIKE TO GO THERE 544 00:20:09,721 --> 00:20:11,263 IN MY DREAMS ? 545 00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:12,494 ? I'VE BEEN 546 00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:13,682 GOING TO FINNEGAN ? 547 00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:15,330 ? THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL 548 00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:16,935 THAT'S EVER BEEN ? 549 00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:18,437 ? THERE IS 550 00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:19,896 A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ? 551 00:20:19,938 --> 00:20:21,231 ? IT IS A QUIET 552 00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:22,524 PEACEFUL PLACE ? 553 00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,901 ? IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME ? 554 00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:26,343 - ? I'M GOING TO PUNCH - YOUR FACE ? 555 00:20:28,113 --> 00:20:30,156 ? AND THE DUTY IN THE LAND ? 556 00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:31,950 ? WHERE THE LEAF-MONKEY 557 00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,702 LIVES IN BLISS ? 558 00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:34,829 ? 'CAUSE 559 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:35,912 ALL THROUGH HISTORY ? 560 00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:37,497 ? FINNEGAN'S 561 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:39,040 ALWAYS HAD THIS... ? 562 00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:40,459 - [CAWING LIKE A BIRD]: - CAW! CAW! 563 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,546 ? FINNEGAN 564 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,089 OH, FINNEGAN ? 565 00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,758 ? OUR SCHOOL BELL 566 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,384 RINGS FOR THEE ? 567 00:20:49,426 --> 00:20:51,011 ? FINNEGAN 568 00:20:51,012 --> 00:20:52,596 OH, FINNEGAN ? 569 00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:55,682 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 570 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:56,830 ? FINNEGAN 571 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:57,934 OH, FINNEGAN ? 572 00:20:57,976 --> 00:21:01,396 ? JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ? 573 00:21:01,438 --> 00:21:02,438 [CROWD CHEERING] 574 00:21:04,107 --> 00:21:05,942 [CRASHING] 575 00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:07,277 [GUITAR AMP FEEDING BACK] 576 00:21:07,319 --> 00:21:08,903 [SHRIEKS]: WHOO! 577 00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:14,993 WELL, SIR... 578 00:21:14,994 --> 00:21:16,035 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 579 00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:18,246 HUH? WHAT? 580 00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,790 - TALK LOUDER. - I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR. 581 00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:24,544 WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR? 582 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:25,586 AND THE OTHER. 583 00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:30,467 HE'S DEAF? 584 00:21:30,509 --> 00:21:32,344 HUH... 585 00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:33,970 - ALL THOSE YEARS - AT PRINCIPAL SCHOOL, 586 00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:35,681 I THOUGHT HE WAS TEACHING US 587 00:21:35,722 --> 00:21:36,849 THAT A GOOD PRINCIPAL 588 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:37,974 IGNORES HIS STUDENTS. 589 00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,601 [STUDENTS GRUMBLING] 590 00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:45,982 - SINCE WE WERE ALL - PART OF THE SONG, 591 00:21:46,024 --> 00:21:47,984 WHO GETS THE PRIVATE BATHROOM? 592 00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:49,611 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, ECHO. 593 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:51,530 - TEAMWORK, - THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. 594 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:52,844 WHOO-HOO! WE'RE THE BEST! 595 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,115 TEAMWORK ROCKS! 596 00:21:54,157 --> 00:21:55,638 YOU AWARDED IT 597 00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:57,118 TO YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU? 598 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,391 WELL, I DID PUT 599 00:21:58,392 --> 00:21:59,621 THE PIECES TOGETHER. 600 00:21:59,663 --> 00:22:01,263 - WHO'S GONNA PUT - YOUR PIECES TOGETHER? 601 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,503 OKAY... RELAX. 602 00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:07,567 WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT 603 00:22:07,568 --> 00:22:08,588 IF WE WORK TOGETHER... 604 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:09,589 AS A TEAM. 605 00:22:09,631 --> 00:22:10,716 OW! 606 00:22:10,757 --> 00:22:11,633 WATCH IT. 607 00:22:11,675 --> 00:22:13,218 CAREFUL. 608 00:22:13,259 --> 00:22:14,324 YOU'RE STANDING 609 00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:15,387 ON MY FOOT! 610 00:22:15,428 --> 00:22:16,576 MRS. BYRNE, 611 00:22:16,577 --> 00:22:17,723 YOU'RE HOGGING THE TOILET! 612 00:22:17,764 --> 00:22:18,974 YOU WANT IT SO BAD, BALDY? 613 00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:20,183 COME AND GET IT! 614 00:22:20,225 --> 00:22:21,727 COME ON, LET ME IN. 615 00:22:21,768 --> 00:22:22,936 I WON, TOO. 616 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:24,187 SORRY. 617 00:22:24,229 --> 00:22:25,313 NOT ON LIST. 618 00:22:27,232 --> 00:22:29,234 [???] 619 00:22:29,284 --> 00:22:33,834 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37622

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