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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:05,047 [???] 2 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,343 [BUBBLING RAPIDLY] 3 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,553 WOW... 4 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:11,804 THAT IS A BIG CUP 5 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:13,013 OF HOT CHOCOLATE. 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,558 THIS IS LIQUID NITROGEN. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,059 I'M USING IT 8 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,228 - TO MAKE THE WORLD'S COLDEST - CHERRY SLUSHIES. 9 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:20,688 AWESOME! 10 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,733 [THUMPS CANISTER DOWN] 11 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:25,276 FIRST OF ALL, 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,152 - THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND, - SYDNEY FINKELBAUM, 13 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,654 WHO'S COMING TO VISIT. 14 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,382 - SECOND OF ALL, - IT'S STILL TOO COLD TO DRINK. 15 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,967 - [THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH]: - SHOULDN'T THAT 16 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,826 HAVE BEEN "FIRST OF ALL?" 17 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,706 [CRACKING] 18 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,022 SYDNEY AND I WERE 19 00:00:42,023 --> 00:00:43,335 BEST BUDS AT M.I.T. 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,588 ONE TIME, WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT 21 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,423 - ARGUING OVER WHETHER - ELECTRONS AND QUARKS 22 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,008 AREN'T ZERO-DIMENSIONAL OBJECTS, 23 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,301 BUT RATHER ONE-DIMENSIONAL 24 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:51,552 OSCILLATING LINES! 25 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,722 YEAH... WE WERE PRETTY WILD. 26 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,204 THIS "SYDNEY" SOUNDS LIKE 27 00:00:57,205 --> 00:00:58,267 A HUGE NERD. 28 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,790 ACTUALLY, 29 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,270 I PREFER THE TERM "GEEK." 30 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,104 SYDNEY! 31 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,940 THAT'S SYDNEY FINKELBAUM? 32 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,110 - IT'S SO GREAT - TO SEE YOU, ADAM. 33 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,296 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT - ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME 34 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,613 AT YOUR PLACE? 35 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,365 I HAVE A HUGE GUEST ROOM 36 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:14,074 WITH SATELLITE TV. 37 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,389 OH, I'M SORRY, 38 00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:16,661 I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD... 39 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,121 WITH A KING-SIZE FEATHER BED 40 00:01:18,122 --> 00:01:19,538 AND FREE LOCAL PHONE CALLS! 41 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,770 SYDNEY... 42 00:01:20,771 --> 00:01:21,958 THIS IS DERBY. 43 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,335 HI. WOULD YOU LIKE A SLUSHIE? 44 00:01:23,336 --> 00:01:24,669 I MADE THEM MYSELF! 45 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,711 [CRASHING] 46 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:26,879 [TOGETHER]: WHOA! 47 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,506 [WHIMPERS] 48 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,674 DON'T MIND HIM, 49 00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:30,800 HE'S GOT BRAIN-FREEZE. 50 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:33,427 FROM THE SLUSHIE? 51 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,929 NO, IT'S GENETIC. 52 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,476 SO... YOU TEACH 53 00:01:39,477 --> 00:01:40,852 HERE, HUH? 54 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,436 COOL. 55 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:43,580 - THANKS. WHY DON'T I - SHOW YOU AROUND 56 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,623 - THE REST - OF THE SCHOOL? 57 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:45,940 GOOD IDEA. 58 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,859 - WE CAN START WITH - THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM. 59 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,901 - WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A TICKLE FIGHT - WILL BREAK OUT. 60 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,703 WAIT! 61 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,309 HELP! MY FEET 62 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:01,873 ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR. 63 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,687 - [SYDNEY]: - THE GYM HAS A TRAMPOLINE? 64 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,254 I LOVE TRAMPOLINES! 65 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:09,797 OOF! OOF! 66 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,174 WHO NEEDS FEET? 67 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,634 [BANG] 68 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,177 [???] 69 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:18,076 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 70 00:02:18,077 --> 00:02:20,933 HELLO, FALL ? 71 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,643 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 72 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,458 ? SINCE WE BOTH 73 00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:26,230 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 74 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,690 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 75 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:29,191 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 76 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:34,030 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 77 00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:37,950 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ? 78 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,494 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 79 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,876 NO, NOT THE KARAMEL KA-POW, 80 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,502 I HAD THAT FOR BREAKFAST. 81 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,342 SLAB, IF YOU NEED 82 00:02:53,343 --> 00:02:54,592 SOME CHANGE, 83 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,218 I CAN LEND IT TO YOU. 84 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,178 - [CHUCKLES DRYLY]: - OH, I'VE GOT MONEY. 85 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,599 MR. SLABINSKY... 86 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,746 THIS IS THE LAST TIME 87 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:03,851 YOU'LL BE DOING THAT. 88 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,246 - OH, HE'S FINE. HE'S GOT, LIKE, - THREE MINUTES OF AIR LEFT. 89 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,522 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM. 90 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,775 HI, DERBY. 91 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,234 I'M NOT TALKING ABHI, MR. TATER. 92 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,194 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FACT 93 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,714 - THAT WE'RE REMOVING - ALL SNACK MACHINES 94 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,239 FROM THE SCHOOL. 95 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,323 OH... AWESOME! 96 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,909 - SO THE CANDY - WILL JUST BE FREE 97 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,493 - AND PILED UP - ON THE FLOOR? 98 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,538 NO. THE CANDY GOES, TOO. 99 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,665 WAIT! 100 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,768 - NO MACHINES - AND NO CANDY... 101 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,251 - IS GOING TO MAKE IT - A LOT HARDER 102 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,544 TO GET CANDY. 103 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,255 THAT'S THE POINT. 104 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,757 IT'S PART OF 105 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,216 MY "HEALTHY FOOD" INITIATIVE. 106 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,572 WELL, I THINK GETTING RID 107 00:03:37,573 --> 00:03:38,886 OF THE SNACK MACHINES 108 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:39,971 IS A GREAT IDEA. 109 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,806 [DERBY]: SO DO I! 110 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,266 [CLATTERING] 111 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,268 - THE PROPRIETOR - OF THIS CONFECTION SHOP 112 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,895 STOLE MY DOUBLOON! 113 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,189 [BANGING AND THUMPING] 114 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,419 ALL RIGHT... 115 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,566 ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT ONE. 116 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,692 OKAY? 117 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,194 - WHAT DO YOU CALL - A NEUTRON 118 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,296 - THAT'S BEEN AROUND - FOR A LONG TIME? 119 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,279 I DON'T KNOW. 120 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,280 AN "OLD-TRON!" 121 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,199 [BOTH CRACKING UP] 122 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,659 - IT'S FUNNY, - 'CAUSE A NEUTRON 123 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,095 - WOULDN'T BE AROUND - FOR A LONG TIME! 124 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,182 RIGHT, BECAUSE 125 00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:05,245 IT UNDERGOES BETA-DECAY, 126 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,306 - FORMING A PROTON, - AN ELECTRON, AND... 127 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,145 [TOGETHER, STOKED]: 128 00:04:08,146 --> 00:04:09,959 AN ELECTRON-ANTINEUTRINO! 129 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,251 [LAUGHTER] 130 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,253 - I GUESS - I'M DONE WITH THAT. 131 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,296 HEY, ADAM. 132 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,298 - I HOPE I'M NOT - INTERRUPTING ANYTHING... 133 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,759 LIKE SYDNEY SKIPPING DOWNSTAIRS 134 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,177 AFTER A SHOWER 135 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,761 - WEARING NOTHING - BUT A SHORTY ROBE? 136 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,347 HEY, DERBY. 137 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,390 - I'M FEELING A BIT - OF A PIZZA-COMA COMING ON. 138 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,705 I THINK 139 00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:27,977 I'M GOING TO GO TO BED. 140 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,145 TONIGHT WAS FUN. 141 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:30,187 YEAH. 142 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,315 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 143 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,317 YOU ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT. 144 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,360 AND, YOU KNOW, 145 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:37,361 YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME. 146 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,113 - I'M SURPRISED - YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT. 147 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:41,323 THE PAT ON THE HEAD? 148 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,742 THE ROMANTIC ITALIAN DINNER? 149 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,870 THE "FOLLOW ME UPSTAIRS 150 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,100 AND WATCH ME 151 00:04:47,101 --> 00:04:48,288 TAKE A BUBBLE BATH" SMILE? 152 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,874 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 153 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,333 ARE YOU BLIND? 154 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,918 - SYDNEY IS OBVIOUSLY - HOT FOR YOU! 155 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,938 - AND I'M A BIG ENOUGH PERSON - TO LET YOU HAVE HER... 156 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,151 UNTIL YOU'RE DISFIGURED 157 00:04:56,152 --> 00:04:57,339 IN A TRAGIC LAB EXPLOSION 158 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:58,841 AT A VERY YOUNG AGE... 159 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,092 THEN I GET HER. 160 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,261 SYDNEY'S MY FRIEND. 161 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,888 NOTHING MORE. 162 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,389 [BIN LID BANGS] 163 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,266 AWW! 164 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,830 YOU MADE THE GUEST BED UP 165 00:05:08,831 --> 00:05:10,352 WITH STEPHEN HAWKING SHEETS! 166 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,354 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 167 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,356 GOOD NIGHT. 168 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,583 - WELL, IN THE WORDS - OF STEPHEN HAWKING... 169 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,775 [IN A COMPUTER VOICE]: 170 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:17,943 THAT... CHICK... 171 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,320 IS SO... IN-TO YOU. 172 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,366 [ERASER SWISHING] 173 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,285 LET'S SEE SOME HANDS... 174 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,328 WHO HAS HEARD 175 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,330 OF THE WAR OF 1812? 176 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,210 - YOU TOLD US ABOUT IT - LAST MONTH. 177 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:36,420 AND YESTERDAY. 178 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,381 AND 10 MINUTES AGO! 179 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,092 FINE. 180 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,510 HAVE I TAUGHT YOU 181 00:05:42,511 --> 00:05:43,886 ABOUT GANDHI? 182 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,096 - NO. 183 00:05:45,097 --> 00:05:46,264 - AH-HAH! 184 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,973 MAHATMA GANDHI 185 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,767 WAS INDIA'S MOST FAMOUS 186 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:51,518 POLITICAL AND SPIRITUAL LEADER. 187 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,395 BUT, BEFORE THAT, 188 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,522 I USED TO BABY-SIT 189 00:05:54,523 --> 00:05:55,606 THE LITTLE SCAMP. 190 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,837 HE ALWAYS THREW 191 00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:58,025 HIS TOY TRUCK AT ME. 192 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,028 "NON-VIOLENCE," MY BUTT. 193 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,238 NUN VIOLENCE? 194 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,406 WHY WOULD TWO NUNS FIGHT? 195 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,701 SHE SAID "NON-VIOLENCE." 196 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,350 GANDHI USED PEACEFUL ACTS 197 00:06:09,351 --> 00:06:10,955 OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE 198 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,414 TO RIGHT INJUSTICES. 199 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,749 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 200 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,042 I DIDN'T TEACH THIS BEFORE? 201 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,376 YEAH, I LIED. 202 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,672 LOOK, WHO CARES ABOUT 203 00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:21,506 SOME WIMPY DEAD GUY? 204 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,592 - TATER'S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY - OUR CANDY MACHINE 205 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,906 AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO 206 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:26,178 TO RIGHT THIS INJUSTICE! 207 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,391 NUNS? 208 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,185 HOW ARE NUNS GONNA HELP US? 209 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,979 [LAUGHTER] 210 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,521 WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, 211 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,440 - I APPLAUD YOUR COMMITMENT - TO NON-VIOLENCE. 212 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,692 THANKS. 213 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,361 - WELL, SINCE I'M CHAINED UP - LIKE THIS, 214 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,755 - WOULD YOU MIND, YOU KNOW, - ROUNDING UP SOME NERDS 215 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,114 - AND GIVING 'EM WEDGIES - FOR ME? 216 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,284 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET 217 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:49,368 THIS MACHINE OUT OF HERE. 218 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,536 WHAT'S THIS? 219 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,935 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 220 00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:54,290 A NON-VIOLENT PROTEST. 221 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:55,479 OH, SLAB? NON-VIOLENT? 222 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,625 [CHUCKLES] 223 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,543 [HEAVY SCRAPING] 224 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,025 YEAH! GOT A PROBLEM 225 00:07:00,026 --> 00:07:01,463 WITH THAT, TATER? 226 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,132 ACK! NO, SIR! 227 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,259 [ERASER SWISHING] 228 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,723 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 229 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,100 I WAS EATING 230 00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:14,434 A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH. 231 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,436 WELL, THAT'S CANNIBALISM... 232 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,521 BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHICKEN, 233 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:18,563 AFRAID TO ASK SYDNEY OUT. 234 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,358 SYDNEY'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME, 235 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,501 - AND EVEN IF SHE WERE, - IT WOULD NEVER WORK. 236 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,484 WHY NOT? 237 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,902 BECAUSE... 238 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,529 - HEY, ECHO, - WHATCHA GOT FOR LUNCH? 239 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,341 - THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM - AT MY TABLE. I LOVE YOUR SHOES. 240 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:28,532 HEY, ADAM. 241 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,201 THAT'S WHY. 242 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,886 - YOU SEE HOW ECHO AND I FEEL - ABOUT EACH OTHER. 243 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,121 YEAH. YOU WORSHIP 244 00:07:33,122 --> 00:07:34,330 THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON, 245 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:36,498 AND SHE JUST... WALKS ON. 246 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,582 UNLIKE SYDNEY, 247 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,304 - WHO'S PRACTICALLY - FALLING ALL OVER YOU. 248 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:40,669 SHE IS NOT FALLING ALL OVER ME. 249 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,879 HEY! ADAM! 250 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,297 GUESS WHAT! I... 251 00:07:43,298 --> 00:07:44,673 OOH! OOF! 252 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,508 YOU KNOW, IT'D BE NICE 253 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,653 - IF A GORGEOUS BABE FELL ON ME - EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 254 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,595 [BIRD CHIRPS, DOO-DOO SPLATS] 255 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,472 - HOW WOULD YOU - LIKE TO EXPERIENCE 256 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,683 A MASSIVE FLAMING BALL OF GAS? 257 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,352 - IF SHE ASKS YOU - TO PULL HER FINGER, 258 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:58,520 DON'T DO IT. 259 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,357 I SCORED US TWO TICKETS 260 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,462 TO THE INTERGALACTIC 261 00:08:02,463 --> 00:08:03,525 STARSATIONAL LASER SHOW 262 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,568 AT THE PLANETARIUM! 263 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,611 SWEET MOTHER OF GALILEO! 264 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,280 SO, CAN YOU GO? 265 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,407 CAN I GO? 266 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,575 WAS DR. MYRON METZENBAUM 267 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:11,700 A GENIUS? 268 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,554 - HE INVENTED - "METZENBAUM SCISSORS," 269 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:15,829 - WHICH REVOLUTIONIZED - SURGERY 270 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,185 BY FACILITATING THE CUTTING 271 00:08:17,186 --> 00:08:18,498 OF DELICATE TISSUE! 272 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,851 - YOU'RE NOT EVEN - GOING TO MENTION 273 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,460 HIS GROUNDBREAKING WORK 274 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,524 RESETTING PEDIATRIC 275 00:08:22,525 --> 00:08:23,545 NASAL CARTILAGE? 276 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,505 - OR HIS ABILITY - TO FART THE ALPHABET? 277 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,301 OH, WAIT... MAYBE IT'S 278 00:08:28,302 --> 00:08:29,551 A DIFFERENT MYRON METZENBAUM. 279 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,074 DID YOUR GUY GO 280 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,554 TO CAMP CHUNKY LAKE? 281 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,473 - OKAY, SO, - THE PLANETARIUM, 282 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,515 IT'S A DATE! 283 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:40,896 A "DATE?" 284 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,606 SEE? I TOLD YOU. 285 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,566 A DATE. 286 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,818 SYDNEY IS INTO ME. 287 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,447 I DON'T BELIEVE IT, DERBY. 288 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,531 YOU WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT 289 00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:51,573 ABOUT SOMETHING. 290 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,575 - JUST REMEMBER - THIS DAY. 291 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,120 I KNOW I WILL. 292 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,606 [ON MEGAPHONE]: THIS IS 293 00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:04,086 YOUR LAST CHANCE, SLAB. 294 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,754 - UNCHAIN YOURSELF - FROM THAT MACHINE 295 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,547 OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. 296 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,425 [MEGAPHONE SQUEALS] 297 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,365 I CAN HEAR YOU 298 00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:13,262 WITHOUT THE MEGAPHONE. 299 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:14,556 THE SCHOOL PAID 300 00:09:14,557 --> 00:09:15,806 FOR A MEGAPHONE, 301 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,641 AND I'M GONNA USE IT! 302 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,439 I'M SORRY FOR DOING THAT, 303 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:24,707 - BUT I'M TRYING TO BE - SUPPORTIVE 304 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,000 - OF SLAB'S - NON-VIOLENT PROTEST. 305 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,110 HEY! THAT ONE'S GETTING AWAY! 306 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,569 - I'M ON IT! - GO, GO, GO! 307 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,695 [SWISHING] 308 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,282 OH, I HOPE I DON'T 309 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:34,283 MESS THINGS UP TONIGHT. 310 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,201 RELAX! I CAN HELP. 311 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,891 MY VIRTUAL ALTER-EGO 312 00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:39,538 "ANTOINE BOLOGNESE" 313 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,458 IS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN. 314 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,335 - MAYBE I CAN CALL - ONE OF MY FRIENDS 315 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,812 - FROM THE M.I.T. SCIENCE CLUB - FOR ADVICE. 316 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,400 NAH... HE'S NEVER BEEN 317 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:48,964 OUT WITH A WOMAN. 318 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,134 OR HIM... OR HIM. 319 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,344 GET READY... 320 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,012 A DATE WITH ANTOINE BOLOGNESE 321 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,055 CAN GET SAUCY. 322 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,602 HEY, BABY. 323 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,188 - IS IT, UH... - JUST MY IMAGINATION, 324 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,774 OR HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? 325 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,336 - THEN, ONCE - YOU'VE SWEET-TALKED HER, 326 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,861 YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE. 327 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,612 STRETCH, 328 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,614 - LEAN, AND... - WRAP THE PRESENT. 329 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,661 OH, BABY! 330 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290 [BONES CLATTERING] 331 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,624 WELL, GIRLS USUALLY SAY 332 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,230 THEY'D KISS YOU 333 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:27,794 OVER THEIR DEAD BODY. 334 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,216 THAT'S NO WAY 335 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,258 TO TREAT A WRAPPER! 336 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,096 AND I SHOULD KNOW... 337 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,349 BECAUSE I AM A RAPPER! 338 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,559 BOOKA-BUKKA-BOOKA-BOOKA- 339 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,726 BOOKA-BOO! 340 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,644 -FO' SHIZZLE! 341 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,983 LOOK. "TOUPEE SHAKUR." 342 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,446 YO! WHAT UP, HOMEBOY? 343 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,780 I NEED ME SOME EATS 344 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,324 - 'FORE I ROLL OVER - TO THE 'HOOD 345 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,700 AND GET PROPS FROM MY PEEPS. 346 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,660 WORD UPWARD. 347 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,681 - WELL, YOU'D BETTER - BUY SOMETHING QUICK. 348 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,850 - THAT BUTTHEAD TATER'S TRYING - TO GET RID OF THIS MACHINE. 349 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,626 THAT GUY'S SO LAME. 350 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,336 LOOK, TO BE FAIR, 351 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,213 - HE HAS A VERY - DIFFICULT JOB... 352 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,233 - JUGGLING THE NEEDS OF - PARENTS, STUDENTS, TEACHERS. 353 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,674 IF YOU ASK ME, 354 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,780 HIS ADMINISTRATIVE 355 00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:16,843 SKILLS ARE... 356 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,304 OFF THE HIZZOOK. 357 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,663 WELL, LET'S AGREE 358 00:11:22,664 --> 00:11:24,435 TO DISAGREE. 359 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,520 ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO 360 00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:26,562 SCORE MY BAD SELF 361 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,188 - A BAG OF - CHOCOLATE CHEWIES. 362 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,420 LET ME JUST GET SOME 363 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,608 SCRATCH OUT OF MY... 364 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,692 TRIZZOUSERS. 365 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,283 [CLINK] 366 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,076 [GRUNTING] 367 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,994 OH! STUPID BOLT-CUTTERS. 368 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,663 [CONTINUES GRUNTING] 369 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,248 - DO YOU WANT ME - TO GIVE YOU A HAND? 370 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,250 WELL, THANK YOU, DAWG. 371 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,420 [CLEARING THROAT] 372 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,504 [SNAP] 373 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,424 [SLAB LAUGHS] 374 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,801 NOT COOL, G! 375 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,929 HEY! WHAT'S CRACK-A-LACKIN', 376 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,055 SHORTY? 377 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,144 I REALLY WISH MY PARENTS 378 00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:08,770 COULD AFFORD PRIVATE SCHOOL. 379 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,523 [???] 380 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,785 DERBY, I GET IT! 381 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,763 - YOU'VE BEEN SHOWING ME - YOUR MOVES FOR AN HOUR. 382 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,372 FINE. 383 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,499 LET'S SEE 384 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,583 WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 385 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,106 PRETEND THE SKELETON 386 00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,586 IS SYDNEY. 387 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,360 HEY, SYD... 388 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,632 YOU LOOK GREAT TONIGHT. 389 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,049 THE WHITE OF YOUR CLAVICLE 390 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,655 REALLY BRINGS OUT 391 00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:41,219 YOUR CHEEKBONES. 392 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,513 REMEMBER... 393 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,473 - LOOK AT HER EYE HOLES, - NOT HER RIBS. 394 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,808 GIRLS HATE THAT. 395 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,229 NOW... STRETCH. 396 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,524 LEAN... 397 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,025 AND WRAP THE PRESENT! 398 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,194 [BONES RATTLING] 399 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,070 [CLATTERING] 400 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,328 [LIPS SMACKING] 401 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,357 THIS IS WHY I HAD TO GET RID 402 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,795 OF THE LAST SCIENCE TEACHER. 403 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,758 MR. TATER! HEH... 404 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,637 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 405 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:24,931 WELL, IF YOU'RE FINISHED WITH 406 00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:26,181 YOUR CHILDISH ANTICS... 407 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,871 I NEED YOU 408 00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:29,518 TO BUILD ME A STINK-BOMB. 409 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,186 A STINK-BOMB? 410 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:32,812 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE... 411 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,855 YOU WANT TO START 412 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,774 - WITH A VOLATILE - ORGANIC COMPOUND. 413 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,294 - I'D GO WITH EITHER ETHANETHIOL, - IF YOU WANT A DEER URINE SMELL, 414 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,362 OR BUTANETHIOL, 415 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,964 - IF YOU WANT SOMETHING - A LITTLE MORE SKUNKY. 416 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,135 WHAT ABOUT 417 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:44,282 A ROTTEN-EGG SMELL? 418 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159 AMMONIUM SULFIDE? 419 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,536 THAT'S SO CLICHE! 420 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,747 HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE, MAN. 421 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,916 HOW DO I LOOK? 422 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,418 GREAT, 423 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:55,877 BUT ONE MORE THING... 424 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,170 [SPRITZING] 425 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,423 [COUGHING VIOLENTLY] 426 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,342 WHAT KIND OF COLOGNE IS THAT? 427 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,219 - COLOGNE? - IT'S NON-STICK COOKING SPRAY. 428 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,035 WHAT? WOMEN LOVE 429 00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:08,306 THE SMELL OF BUTTER! 430 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,808 HEY, ADAM. 431 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,934 YOU READY TO GO? 432 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,436 YEAH... I GUESS SO. 433 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,729 YOU TWO KIDS, HAVE FUN. 434 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:14,979 I WON'T WAIT UP. 435 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,773 SO, YOU'RE JUST PLANNING 436 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,525 ON STAYING IN MY HOUSE? 437 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,860 I'M BROASTING A CHICKEN. 438 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,618 YOU SMELL GOOD. 439 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,208 [DOOR OPENS] 440 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,668 HAH! FORGOT MY PURSE. 441 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,919 I'D FORGET MY HEAD 442 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,588 - IF IT WEREN'T ATTACHED - TO MY NECK 443 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,566 - BY A SERIES OF CERVICAL - AND THORACIC VERTEBRAE. 444 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,508 [MUTTERS]: ADAM'S SO IN! 445 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,219 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 446 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,555 HELLO? 447 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,515 HI, HONEY! 448 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,933 IT'S MY BOYFRIEND. 449 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,935 "BOYFRIEND?" 450 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,978 THE COVER 451 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:55,979 OF FAB ABS? 452 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,689 THAT'S AMAZING! 453 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,691 HE'S A... A TORSO MODEL. 454 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,735 HEH... THAT'S GREAT. 455 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,361 NOT MUCH. 456 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,467 JUST HANGING OUT 457 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,530 WITH MY FRIEND, 458 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,573 THAT GENIUS KID 459 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:07,574 I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 460 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,033 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. - NO, OF COURSE. 461 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,678 - I'LL LET YOU - GET BACK TO YOUR CRUNCHES. 462 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,953 OKAY. I LOVE YOU! 463 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,955 [DOOR OPENS, THEN SHUTS] 464 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,833 SYDNEY HAS A BOYFRIEND? 465 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,375 I'VE GOT TO WARN ADAM! 466 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,960 [OVEN DINGS] 467 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,563 - BUT IF YOU DON'T EAT - BROASTED CHICKEN RIGHT AWAY, 468 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,797 IT DRIES OUT. 469 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,633 [???] 470 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,763 ALL RIGHT... 471 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:30,890 OH, THESE 472 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:31,973 ARE GREAT SEATS! 473 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,975 YEAH, I PAID A SCALPER 474 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018 TO GET US RIGHT UNDER 475 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:36,019 THE TRIFID NEBULA. 476 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,312 - WOW! THAT'S - MY FAVORITE 477 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,314 - OF ALL - THE MESSIER NEBULAE! 478 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,732 YOU REMEMBERED. 479 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,234 OF COURSE. 480 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,988 OKAY. 481 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,532 [ANNOUNCER]: WELCOME... 482 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,908 TO THE INTERGALACTIC 483 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,242 STARSATIONAL LASER SHOW. 484 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,369 TONIGHT, YOU WILL EMBARK 485 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,453 ON A JOURNEY 486 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,247 TO A PLACE 487 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,998 MOST MEN ONLY DREAM OF. 488 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,167 [CHUCKLES]: YOU KNOW, 489 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,294 WOMEN DREAM OF IT, TOO. 490 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,213 [???] 491 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,381 [ANNOUNCER]: 492 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,507 PREPARE TO GET CLOSER 493 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,718 TO A HEAVENLY BODY 494 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,866 THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN 495 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,971 BEFORE. 496 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,139 HEY. ARE YOU OKAY? 497 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,265 YOU'RE SWEATING. 498 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,434 YEAH! YEAH, YEAH... 499 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:16,560 HOT IN HERE... 500 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,228 - WITH THAT SUN - GOING SUPERNOVA. 501 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,481 HERE, LET ME, UH... 502 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,274 GET YOU A TISSUE. 503 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,404 [???] 504 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,304 I'M GIVING YOU 505 00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:32,951 ONE LAST CHANCE. 506 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,786 UNCHAIN YOURSELF NOW, 507 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,668 - OR I'LL BE FORCED TO TAKE - DRASTIC MEASURES. 508 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,998 BRING IT! 509 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,043 - WHERE DID YOU - GET A MEGAPHONE? 510 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,045 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 511 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,088 FINE! 512 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,341 YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE... 513 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,095 [LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY] 514 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,889 [THWACK] 515 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,056 [HISSING] 516 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,183 [TATER WHIMPERS] 517 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,069 WHAT IS THIS? 518 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,738 AMMONIUM SULFIDE... 519 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,074 THE STENCH OF ROTTEN EGGS! 520 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,034 - IT'S A CLASSIC - FOR A REASON. 521 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,079 [SNIFFS] 522 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,080 [SIGHS WITH APPROVAL] 523 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,791 GOOD FIRST EFFORT... 524 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,353 - BUT, NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT WANT - TO TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS... 525 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,134 OH, MY... 526 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,594 IT'S LIKE A SKUNK 527 00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,012 MARRIED A DUNG BEETLE 528 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,388 AND THEIR BABY GOT A JOB 529 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,994 CLEANING PORT-A-POTTIES 530 00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:38,558 AT A CHILI FESTIVAL! 531 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,729 [SHOW MUSIC FILTERING OUT] 532 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,606 "SHOW IN PROGRESS"? 533 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,379 AHH! WHY DID I STOP 534 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,109 TO MAKE RADISH ROSES? 535 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,882 BECAUSE A MEAL SHOULD ALSO BE 536 00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,613 A FEAST FOR THE EYES. 537 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,369 - [ANNOUNCER]: - WITNESS HALLEY'S COMET 538 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,955 ON HER ELLIPTICAL ORBIT 539 00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,498 AROUND THE SUN. 540 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,124 DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE. 541 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,542 SOME OPPORTUNITIES 542 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,127 ONLY COME 543 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,211 ONCE IN A LIFETIME. 544 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,379 POPPYCOCK! 545 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,507 I'VE SEEN IT SIX TIMES! 546 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,467 ADAM! DON'T DO IT! 547 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,308 BEWARE... 548 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,226 THE DWARF PLANET 549 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,645 IS ON A COLLISION COURSE 550 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:24,896 WITH THE HOT SUN... 551 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,857 THE VERY HOT SUN... 552 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,025 THE REALLY DISTRACTINGLY 553 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,150 HOT SUN 554 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,568 WITH... PRETTY HAIR! 555 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,656 THE HOT SUN HAS A BOYFRIEND! 556 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,908 WHO ALSO SOUNDS HOT. 557 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,719 - [BLURTS]: THE DWARF PLANET - SHOULD NOT WRAP THE PRESENT! 558 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,786 WHAT? 559 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,579 UH-OH! 560 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,164 [HYDRAULICS WHIRRING] 561 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,167 AHH! AH! 562 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,502 [ALARM CHIMING] 563 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,170 OOPS. 564 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,547 [LASERS ZINGING] 565 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,091 ADAM? 566 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,220 WHY DO I SMELL BURNT BUTTER? 567 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,268 ADAM! 568 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,855 THERE YOU ARE! 569 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,566 WHOA! 570 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,902 THE LASER DID THAT? 571 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:12,986 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 572 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,301 I NO LONGER 573 00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:15,572 HAVE TO WEAR CONTACTS. 574 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,216 - HEY, I LOOKED FOR YOU - AT YOUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT, 575 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,199 BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. 576 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,326 YEAH, I SLEPT 577 00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:20,410 IN THE GARAGE. 578 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661 - I WAS KIND OF - EMBARRASSED. 579 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,287 WHY? 580 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,456 - YOU'VE BURNT STUFF - INTO YOUR FACE PLENTY OF TIMES. 581 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,751 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 582 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,919 THE TRUTH IS, 583 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,587 - WHEN YOU ASKED ME - TO THE LASER SHOW, 584 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,047 I KIND OF THOUGHT 585 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,152 MAYBE YOU WANTED TO BE 586 00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:34,215 MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS. 587 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,426 YOU DID? 588 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,594 YEAH... 589 00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:38,720 IT WAS STUPID. 590 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,138 PLUS, DERBY TOLD ME 591 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,514 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 592 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,307 I DO... 593 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,101 BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS STUPID, 594 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,853 I THINK IT WAS SWEET. 595 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396 REALLY? 596 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,752 YEAH! YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, 597 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,066 AND YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND... 598 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,463 BUT YOU KNOW I'M TOO OLD 599 00:19:52,464 --> 00:19:53,818 FOR YOU, RIGHT? 600 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,236 YEAH, I KNOW... 601 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,696 BUT DERBY SAID... 602 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,407 WHOA! DERBY? 603 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,868 YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE ON WOMEN 604 00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:02,285 FROM THAT GUY? 605 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,852 SO, UH... WHAT DO YOU 606 00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:06,873 WANT TO DO TODAY? 607 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,208 NO! YOU PICK. 608 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,253 NO! YOU PICK. 609 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,464 STOP IT! 610 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,258 POINT TAKEN. 611 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,843 THE TRUTH IS, 612 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,074 THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMEBODY 613 00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:21,262 ELSE I'M INTERESTED IN. 614 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,014 - HEY, ECHO! - YOU'RE HERE EARLY! 615 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,162 DID YOU TAKE THE BUS? 616 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,266 I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. 617 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,685 HEY, ADAM. 618 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,608 - BUT I DON'T THINK - SHE THINKS OF ME THAT WAY. 619 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,608 - [STARTS LAUGHING, - EXAGGERATED] 620 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,359 OH! ADAM! 621 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,153 [LOUDLY]: 622 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,905 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LAST NIGHT. 623 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,657 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE 624 00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:42,366 A WOMAN FEEL SPECIAL. 625 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,056 IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST 626 00:20:44,057 --> 00:20:45,703 NIGHTS OF MY LIFE. 627 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,765 - [WHISPERS]: I THOUGHT YOU SAID - I WAS TOO YOUNG FOR YOU! 628 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,041 I'M KIND OF GETTING 629 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,291 MIXED SIGNALS HERE. 630 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,627 PLAY ALONG, GENIUS. 631 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,504 - NOW, PROMISE ME - WE CAN GET TOGETHER 632 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,797 NEXT TIME I'M IN TOWN. 633 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,590 - YEAH! THAT'D BE - AWESOME! I MEAN... 634 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,468 [THICKLY]: 635 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,302 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, BABE. 636 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,971 WELL, WHEN YOU DO... 637 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,597 REMEMBER THIS... 638 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,525 HEY, ADAM, I WAS 639 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,526 WONDERING IF 640 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,319 - YOU'RE FREE - AFTER SCHOOL... 641 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,404 HUH? 642 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,241 YOU KNOW, TO HELP ME 643 00:21:22,242 --> 00:21:24,034 WITH SCIENCE... STUFF. 644 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,327 HUH? 645 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:29,288 HELLO? 646 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,210 DON'T FEEL BAD. 647 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,461 I'M GETTING 648 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:35,670 THE SILENT TREATMENT, TOO. 649 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,463 [???] 650 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,343 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 651 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,345 [MEGAPHONES START SQUEALING] 652 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,346 [SHOUTS]: WAKE UP! 653 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,535 - I'M UP, MOMMY! 654 00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:47,682 - I'M UP, MOMMY! 655 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:48,808 I MEAN, UH... 656 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,728 I'M UP... ECHO. 657 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:55,190 I DON'T LIVE WITH MOMMY. 658 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,233 YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SPENT 659 00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:57,234 THE NIGHT HERE? 660 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,943 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 661 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,504 - I BET YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER - WHAT YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT. 662 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,155 - I WANT TO KEEP - THE CANDY MACHINE! 663 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,260 I WANT HEALTHIER FOOD 664 00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:04,323 IN THE SCHOOL. 665 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,366 OKAY, BUT CAN'T WE FIND 666 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,367 SOME KIND OF COMPROMISE? 667 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,368 NEVER! 668 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,369 IMPOSSIBLE! 669 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,163 WELL, WHY DON'T WE FILL IT 670 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,390 - WITH HALF HEALTHY FOOD - AND HALF CANDY? 671 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,414 - DEAL. - WORKS FOR ME. 672 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,377 SEE? KIDS LIKE HAVING A CHOICE. 673 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,400 YEAH. I'VE GOT TO SAY, 674 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,381 I'M DIGGING THIS FRUIT BALL. 675 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,425 IT'S CALLED AN "APPLE." 676 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,220 [CRUNCHING] 677 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,325 EVEN MR. TATER 678 00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:27,388 SEEMS HAPPY. 679 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,891 NO! NOT THE PARSNIP CHIPS! 680 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,226 THE KARAMEL KA-POW! 681 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:34,104 OW! OH... OH... UGH! OW! 682 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,358 [???] 683 00:22:39,408 --> 00:22:43,958 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41817

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