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[WHISTLING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BRRRRR!
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[PANTING]
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ED!
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HI, EDDY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
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COULD YOU PASS
ME THE GLUE?
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SURE, ED.
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HERE'S YOUR GLUE, ED.
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NICE TRY, ED.
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LET'S GET DOUBLE-D.
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OK, EDDY.
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HA! HA! HA!
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COME ON, ED.
QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
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[GROANING]
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ALLEY OOP!
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THE WINDOW IS...
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TOO SMALL, EDDY.
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UNH!
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[GRUNTING]
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GEE, ED,
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YOU NEED TO WORK OUT.
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[GRUNTING]
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[ED SCREAMS]
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I'M READY.
CAN WE GO NOW?
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[EDDY PANTING]
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WHOO!
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WHOA!
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WHOO!
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AAAH! OOOH!
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WHAT YOU DOING,
DOUBLE-D?
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DID YOU WIPE
YOUR FEET?
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HMM...PHONE.
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UH, COULD YOU
PLEASE ANSWER THAT?
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YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
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WHAT AM I?
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EVERYBODY'S ERRAND BOY?
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[SNICKERS]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HUH?
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"PICK ME UP" HUH?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Eddy: HELLO?
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YEAH. OH, REALLY?
DOUBLE-D?
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SURE, HANG ON.
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Eddy: OH, DOUBLE-D...
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SOME GIRL ON THE PHONE
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
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M-M-ME?
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UH, HOW DO
I LOOK, EDDY?
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IT'S A PHONE CALL,
ROMEO.
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THANK YOU,
EEEEEDDDDDDY!
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WHOA!
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AAAAAH!
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[WHIMPERS]
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WHOAAAAA!
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YAAAAAA!
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[CHEWING GUM LOUDLY]
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AAAAAH!
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WHOAAA!
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[GRUNTING]
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HA! HA! HA!
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HA! HA! HA!
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YOU GUYS ARE
SO EASY.
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[PPPLLLTTT!]
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EXCUSE ME.
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HA! HA! HA!
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[PPPLLLTTT!]
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HA! KEEP TRYING, GUYS.
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MAYBE ONE DAY
YOU'LL GET LUCKY.
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HA! HA! HA!
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[BUZZES]
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I AM TRULY THE KING OF
ALL THE PRANKSTERS.
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I'LL BET THAT
BEFORE SUNDOWN I CAN PRANK
THIS ENTIRE CUL-DE-SAC.
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ARE YOU WITH ME?
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LIKE WE HAVE
A CHOICE.
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Rolf:
HA! HA! HELLO.
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HERE'S SOME GOOD EATS
FOR YOU.
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OUR FIRST PIGEON.
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A PIGEON?
NO, THAT IS ROLF.
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Eddy: SHUT UP, ED!
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Rolf: YIKES!
HUH?
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[FIGHTING AND SQUEALING]
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AAAAH!
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HEY, ROLF,
WHAT'S UP?
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ARE YOU OK, ROLF?
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GUSS AUTEN BRAUSS POLYESTER
PERMAPRESS AUS FILTHY.
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HUH?
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ROLF'S GOT A CARD
ON HIS HEAD.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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Eddy: CHECK IT OUT.
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Edd: PRANK MASTER?
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YES, I THINK SO.
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A MYSTERIOUS JOKESTER WHO'S
BEEN PLAGUING OUR CUL-DE-SAC.
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SOMEONE'S CROWDING ME.
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HMM...HRMPH!
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THIS STINKS.
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THIS PRANK MASTER
IS AN AMATEUR.
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I AM THE KING OF PRANKS.
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[MACHINE RUNNING]
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Ed: HA! HA!
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OUCH! EECH! OOCH!
OOH! AHH! OOH!
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JOHNNY!
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YOU'LL GET
A RASH IN THAT.
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HUH?
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Eddy: PLANK?
STAND BACK, BOYS.
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[GASP]
WHOA!
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THE PRANK MASTER!
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HE'S SUCH
A HORRIBLE PRINTER.
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HERE, YOU HOLD IT,
DOUBLE-D.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE IT'S BEEN!
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RELAX, GUYS,
ANYBODY CAN FOOL
JOHNNY TWO-BY-FOUR.
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AAAA!
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JOHNNY!
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IT SEEMS THE PRANK MASTER
HAS THE UPPER HAND, EDDY.
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Eddy: LOOK, NO PRANK MASTER'S
GOING TO PRANK US, OK?
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OH, IS THAT THE TEA
KETTLE BOILING?
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[EDDY PANTING]
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MOMMY!
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AAAAH!
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NOT COOL! NOT COOL!
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AAAAH!
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AAAAH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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AAAAH!
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WHOOA!
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YOUCH!
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AAAH!
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[MACHINE GUN]
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THE PRANK MASTER
HAS GOTTEN EVERYONE.
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WE'RE NEXT!
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[WHISPERS] Come on.
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UH, WE DON'T...
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WANT TO.
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SHHH.
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WHOA...
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
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I AM DIZZY.
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LOOK!
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WH-WH-WHAT?
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Ed: JAWBREAKER.
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FINDERS KEEPERS!
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Edd and Eddy:
ED, NO!
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IT'S A TRAP.
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I AGREE, IT COULD BE BAIT FOR
AN INSIDIOUS PRANK.
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OOOOH!
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AAH! OH...
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Eddy: SEE ANYTHING?
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POKE IT AGAIN.
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WHOA! UH...
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I SAY EAT IT!
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
HE WANTS US TO DO.
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PERHAPS NOT.
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SHH...LOOK!
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LOOK, JIMMY,
A JAWBREAKER!
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LOOKS YUMMY.
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MMM...MMM.
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LET'S SEE
IF THERE'S MORE.
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MMM....MMM.
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YOU SEE? IT WAS JUST
A JAWBREAKER.
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YOU SAID IT WAS
A TRAP.
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THAT'S CORRECT, EDDY.
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UH, LOOK OUT
BEHIND YOU.
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WHAT IS IT--?
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HELLO!
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HA! HA! HA!
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RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
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HA! HA! HA!
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LIFT OFF!
LIFT OFF!
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WHOA!
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
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YOU TWERPS
FELL FOR IT.
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FELL FOR WHAT?
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THE PRANK MASTER
NEVER PRANKED US.
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WE PRANKED YOU,
ED-BOYS.
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THERE IS NO
PRANK MASTER.
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YEAH, WE PRETENDED
TO BE PRANKED.
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GOTCHA. HEE! HEE!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Eddy: AAAAAH!
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HA! HA! HA!
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YOU'RE MESSING
WITH THE KING HERE.
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LET'S GO.
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HA! HA! HA!
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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[CRYING]
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HUH?
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THE KIDS ARE PLAYING
IN THE CUL-DE-SAC, EDDY.
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THIS IS SO PERFECT.
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Eddy: THEY THINK
THEY'RE SO SMART.
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WHAT SAPS!
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HEH! HEH! HEH!
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WHOA, EDDY!
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Eddy: GENTLEMEN,
STINKBOMB.
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OH! HA! HA!
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MY BROTHER SHOWED ME
HOW TO MAKE IT...
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BEFORE HE WENT AWAY.
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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
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THE ODOR SHOULD BE
QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
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JUST ONE MORE
INGREDIENT...
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HA! HA! HA!
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AND IT'LL BE FINISHED.
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SWEET!
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YUCK.
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Eddy: EASY NOW.
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Edd: SMELLY, SMELLY,
SMELLY.
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DOUBLE-D, ACTIVATE
THE SEQUENCE.
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OPEN THE DOOR, ED.
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HA! HA! HA!
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SLOWLY.
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EUREKA!
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LET'S GET STINKY!
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WHOA! BYE-BYE, SOCK.
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HA! HA! HA!
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[GULP]
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[STINKBOMB SCRAPING GARAGE]
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OH, DEAR, WE HAVEN'T
GOT MUCH TIME.
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[ALL STRUGGLING]
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Eddy: PUSH THIS
STUPID STINKBOMB!
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[GULP]
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UH-OH.
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[ALL GASP]
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[EXPLOSION]
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Edd: I CAN'T BREATHE!
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[ALL SNIFFING]
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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OH, SOMETHING
SMELLS GOOD.
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IT IS SAID THAT SCENT
IS A GATEWAY TO ONE'S
TRUE INNER ESSENCE.
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YES! I STINK;
THEREFORE, I AM.
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MMMM...
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[PANTING]
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DIG A HOLE.
DIG A HOLE.
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HMMM.
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DIG A HOLE.
DIG A HOLE.
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DIG A HOLE.
DIG A HOLE.
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Eddy: HEY, MOLE BOY!
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CAREFUL, ED, WE'RE
ABOUT TO DROP THE...
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DOOR!
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PERFECT FIT.
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SARAH WILL NEVER
MISS IT.
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READY, DOUBLE-D?
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READY WHEN
YOU ARE, EDDY.
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AAAAH! GRRR.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH,
I TELL YOU.
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HA HA HA.
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[LAUGHING AND PLAYING]
246
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,500
SARAH, I THINK
WE SPRUNG A LEAK.
247
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,543
GRRRR!
248
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,325
ED!
249
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,997
THAT SOUNDED LIKE SARAH.
250
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,883
NO, IT WAS
A TRUCK BACKFIRING.
251
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:37,878
LOOK, IT'S WORKING.
252
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,168
SEE, EVERYONE
WILL HAVE TO CROSS
OUR TOLL MOAT
253
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,330
TO GET TO THE LANE.
254
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:45,537
BRINGS TEARS TO
YOUR EYES, DON'T IT?
255
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,285
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
256
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,035
THE DOOR WORKS...
257
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:53,165
ED, YOUR SPONGE
BRAIN WILL SOAK UP
ALL THE WATER.
258
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,960
HA! HA! HA!
259
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,540
WELL, IF IT AIN'T
THE UGLY DUCKLING.
260
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,125
I'M A CROCODILE, EDDY.
261
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,958
KEVIN APPROACHES.
262
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,212
[WHISTLING]
263
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,212
GREETING,
WEARY TRAVELLER.
264
00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:20,252
FOR A SMALL TOLL,
YOU CAN CROSS
THE MOAT.
265
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,793
UH, YEAH, RIGHT.
I'M JUST HERE TO--
266
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:23,825
Eddy: ONLY 50 CENTS,
267
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,327
AND WE'LL LOWER THE BRIDGE
TO THE LAND OF THE LANE.
268
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:30,417
I WAS GOING TO GIVE
YOU GUYS SOMETHING.
269
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,880
HRMPH! UGH!
270
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,078
[STRUGGLING]
271
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,417
[CAT MEOWS]
272
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,080
HIT THE ROAD.
273
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,577
I'VE HEARD
THAT ONE BEFORE.
274
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:40,997
YOU PROBABLY HEARD THIS
ONE BEFORE, TOO: DORK!
275
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:45,173
I THINK KEVIN WAS
REALLY GOING TO GIVE
US SOMETHING, EDDY.
276
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,210
YEAH, LIP.
277
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,292
AREN'T THESE
JAWBREAKERS GOOD,
PLANK?
278
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,165
WHOA!
279
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,003
WHOA!
280
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,075
I'M A CROCO--
281
00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,497
HEY, JOHNNY BOY.
282
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,043
WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT JAWBREAKER, HMM?
283
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:06,075
KEVIN JUST GAVE ME
AND PLANK ONE FOR FREE.
284
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,707
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
PLANK?
285
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,042
QUICK! WE GOTTA
FIND KEVIN!
286
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,875
[PANTING]
287
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,788
[SARAH AND JIMMY
LAUGHING]
288
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,415
WHERE DID YOU GET
THOSE JAWBREAKERS?
289
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,000
KEVIN GAVE THEM
TO US.
290
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,003
HE'S GOT
A WHOLE BOX.
291
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,883
DIDN'T YOU GET ONE?
292
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,038
MMMM...
THEY'RE SO GOOD.
293
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,035
A WHOLE BOX?
A WHOLE BOX!
294
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,995
FREE JAWBREAKERS!
295
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,633
OUR MODERN POSTAL SYSTEM
WILL ENSURE
296
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,788
MY RELATIVES HAVE
FRESH FISH FOR DINNER.
297
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,040
AAAAH!
298
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,375
ED-BOYS, WHY ARE YOU
IN SUCH A HURRY?
299
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,378
ROLF, WHERE'S KEVIN?
300
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,918
HE HAS A WHOLE BOX
OF JAWBREAKERS.
301
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,130
AND I'M ED!
302
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,418
YA, KEVIN'S FATHER
HAS A NEW JOB
303
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,080
AT THE JAWBREAKER
FACTORY,
304
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,537
AND HIS GARAGE IS FULL
OF JAWBREAKERS,
305
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,915
AND HE'S GIVING
THEM OUT FOR FREE.
306
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,170
FREE JAWBREAKERS!
307
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,960
A GARAGE FULL!
308
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:08,462
ANYWAYS, I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS.
309
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,962
HA! HA! HA!
310
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:10,752
KEVIN! WE'LL TAKE 3.
311
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:14,083
TOO LATE, ALL GONE...
LOSERS!
312
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,707
HEY, FREE BOX!
313
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,582
HELLO, WHERE DID
EVERYBODY GO?
314
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,707
GUYS?
315
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:25,002
ROLF SAID THAT
KEVIN'S GARAGE IS FULL
OF JAWBREAKERS.
316
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:29,213
COME ON, GUYS!
THE MOTHERLODE AWAITS!
317
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:30,172
Edd: HURRY, ED.
318
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,000
Ed: ANYONE GOT
A BREATH MINT?
319
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,753
[ED LAUGHS]
320
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,173
Eddy: SHH! ED...
321
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,082
Eds: COOL!
322
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,627
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.
323
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,248
Ed: I'VE NEVER SEEN
SO MANY JAWBREAKERS.
324
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,583
Eddy: IT'S NOT FAIR.
I'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE.
325
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,707
[PANTING]
326
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,172
[STRUGGLING]
327
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,630
ONE LOUSY CANDY-COATED...
328
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,168
WHAT'S WITH THIS DOOR?
329
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,130
IF ONLY I BROUGHT
MY ANTI-GRAVITY
DE-SPECULIZER
330
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:08,628
TO RE-PIXEL
THE HOT-AND-COLD
TUMBLER ON THAT LOCK.
331
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,128
EARTH TO ED?
332
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,668
WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
333
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,380
I'M CERTAIN IF WE LEARNED
MORE ABOUT KEVIN,
334
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:18,078
THEN HE'D BE MORE
THAN HAPPY TO SHARE
HIS JAWBREAKERS.
335
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,207
BE KEVIN'S FRIENDS?
336
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,962
WE'D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF ED GROWING A CHIN.
337
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:26,882
HMM...I WISH I HAD
4 STOMACHS.
338
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:27,418
[BELL RINGS]
339
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,170
GOOD DAY, CLASS.
340
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,250
OUR SUBJECT
FOR TODAY IS KEVIN.
341
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,503
KEVIN IS A YOUNG MAN FILLED
WITH CONTRADICTIONS,
342
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,043
AND A GARAGE FULL
OF JAWBREAKERS.
343
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,125
IF WE LOOK AT THIS GRAPH,
344
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,328
YOU'LL SEE THE EVOLUTION
OF THE KEVIN
345
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,667
IS NOT CONSISTENT
TO NORMAL LINEAGE.
346
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,880
CONSIDER KEVIN'S
JAWBREAKERS...
347
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,248
HUH?
348
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,883
HA! HA! HA!
349
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,128
[SNICKERING]
350
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,038
[SNICKERING]
351
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:55,535
Edd: ED!
352
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,075
I SEEM TO BE BORING YOU.
353
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,327
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
US ABOUT KEVIN?
354
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:02,537
YEAH, ED!
TELL US.
355
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,915
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
MAY I CONTINUE?
356
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,710
OOH! I HAVE A QUESTION,
DOUBLE-D.
357
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,542
YES, ED?
358
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:11,705
IS IT NAP TIME?
359
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,172
I'M AFRAID WE HAVE
MUCH TO DISCUSS.
360
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,710
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL AFTER CLASS.
361
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,082
HUH? FOR WHAT?
362
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,917
FORGET THIS!
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
363
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,750
LET'S JUST GO TAKE
THE JAWBREAKERS.
364
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,213
I ANTICIPATED
YOUR PLANS, EDDY.
365
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:29,132
HOWEVER, STEALING HAS
DIRE CONSEQUENCES.
366
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,498
USING THE VERSATILE MEDIUM
OF PEAT MOSS,
367
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,923
I HAVE CONSTRUCTED
A LIFE-SIZE REPLICA OF KEVIN.
368
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,920
I BELIEVE IT'S
QUITE ACCURATE.
369
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,423
NOT BAD, HUH,
BURRHEAD?
370
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,880
GRRRRR.
371
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:53,922
OH, NO, MY BRAIN
CAME OUT.
372
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,170
THAT'S TOO BIG TO
BE YOUR BRAIN.
373
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,000
CAN I RESUME THE LESSON?
374
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,543
NOW, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU NOTICE ABOUT KEVIN HERE?
375
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,915
HIS CHIN IS ALMOST
AS BIG AS YOURS?
376
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,705
UM...NO, I WAS TRYING
TO INDICATE THE...
377
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,462
THOSE THREE STUPID
HAIRS ON HIS HEAD?
378
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:14,042
NO, EDDY, HIS CLOTHES!
HIS CLOTHES!
379
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,995
CLOTHES ARE
A SOCIAL UNIFORM
380
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,333
SHOWING KEVIN
WE'RE TEAM PLAYERS.
381
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,577
THIS HANDLEBAR'S
KILLING ME.
382
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,707
THERE HE IS!
383
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,042
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE]
384
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:27,245
KEVIN, HOW NICE
TO SEE YOU.
385
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,633
[GRUNTS]
386
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,038
GUESS HE DIDN'T
SEE US.
387
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,790
WAIT UP, KEV!
388
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,918
Eddy:
KEV, WAIT UP!
389
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,420
Kevin:
BUDDY!
390
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,380
AAAH!
391
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,128
[ED LAUGHS]
392
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,288
OW!
393
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,788
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
394
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,165
KEVIN! KEVIN!
HE'S OUR MAN!
395
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
WE CAN'T DO IT...
396
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,213
BUT KEVIN SURE CAN!
397
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,382
HA! HA! HA!
398
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,875
HA! HA! HA!
399
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,997
RAH! KEVIN!
400
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,173
HMMM...
401
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,133
[STRUGGLING]
402
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,538
Eds: HI, KEVIN!
403
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,285
HEY, WHAT'S UP, PAL?
404
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,075
I'M CLEANING
THE CHIMNEY.
405
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:39,207
WHY DON'T YOU LET US
HANDLE THAT, OLD BUDDY.
406
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,632
YEAH, WHY NOT?
407
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:44,578
GREAT, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
408
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,747
FRIEND.
409
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,963
FRIENDS.
410
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,707
HMM...
411
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:57,877
HA! HA! HA!
412
00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,998
THIS WILL CEMENT
OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH KEVIN,
413
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,503
AND HE'LL BE JUST POURING
JAWBREAKERS AT US.
414
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,173
WATCH YOUR STEP, EDDIE.
415
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,920
READY, ED?
416
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,130
TEN SQUARED.
417
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:16,132
HEY, GUYS,
MY NOSE TICKLES.
418
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,208
HA, HA, HA.
419
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:21,382
Ed: AH...AH...
420
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,538
[AHCHOO!]
421
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,075
NOT GOOD!
NOT GOOD!
422
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:28,077
QUICK, LET'S PULL
HIM OUT.
423
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,667
AH...AH...
424
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,750
[AHCHOO!]
425
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,165
LOOK AT ME,
I'M FILTHY.
426
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,040
KEVIN, GOT OUR
JAWBREAKERS?
427
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:44,995
[SEETHING]
428
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,083
HEY, KEVIN,
JUST A SLIGHT PROBLEM.
429
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,827
WE'LL HAVE IT CLEANED UP
IN A JIFFY.
430
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,417
I'LL CLEAN YOU!
431
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,040
DORKS!
432
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:53,745
AAAH!
433
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,253
[ALL PANTING]
434
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,172
HEY!
435
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,748
Kevin:
PAL!
436
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,883
HEY, SLOW DOWN,
BUDDY.
437
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,208
OLD FRIEND!
438
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:10,292
AMIGOS!
439
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,707
THAT WAS A TOTAL
WASTE OF TIME.
440
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:16,132
PERHAPS IF
WE APOLOGIZE...
441
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,168
FORGET IT!
442
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,580
IT'S TIME WE PUT MATTERS
INTO MY HANDS.
443
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,253
WHOA.
HMM.
444
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,583
CAN I KEEP THIS WIG?
445
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:28,035
DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE.
446
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,705
ACCORDING TO
MY CALCULATIONS,
447
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:30,632
WE ARE DIRECTLY BENEATH
448
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,788
THE BOXES OF MOUTH-WATERING
CANDIED SPHERES.
449
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,995
YOU HEARD HIM, ED.
GO, BABY, GO!
450
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,923
DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE.
451
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,670
HA HA!
452
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,670
[BELL RINGS]
453
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,670
MMM...
454
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,670
HMM...
455
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,380
HMMM?
456
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,878
KEVIN'S GOT A PRETTY
FANCY GARAGE.
457
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,828
MUST BE A BUILT-IN
CAR WASH.
458
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,002
WHAT ARE YOU DORKS
DOING HERE?
459
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,213
HEY, KEV, LET ME
HELP YOU WITH THAT.
460
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,292
GRRR.
461
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,165
UM, EDDY...
462
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,040
GRRR....
463
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,325
COULD YOU PLEASE
PASS THE SOAP?
464
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,247
GRRR....
465
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:10,333
I GUESS A JAWBREAKER'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION?
466
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:11,207
HUH?
467
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:13,002
DORKS.
468
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,133
WHOA!
469
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,920
YIKES!
470
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,540
HA! HA! HA!
471
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,125
HA! HA! HA!
472
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:26,038
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
473
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:43,625
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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