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[ MID-TEMPO BLUES MUSIC
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PLAYING ]
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>> OHH!
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OH, SHIT!
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YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU KNOW THAT?
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YOU'RE LIKE IF THE SUNSET AND
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THE SUNRISE -- THEY MET
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SOMEWHERE AND THEY MADE LOVE.
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YOU'D BE THAT BIRTH.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH YOUR WORDS.
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A
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J.C. PENNEY MODEL!
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>> YOU'RE MY BREAKFAST BEER.
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YOU KNOW THAT?
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>> MM-HMM, BUT I'M GONNA GIVE
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YOU FRITO TOES.
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>> FUCK, YES.
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GET IN HERE. COME ON.
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SHIT! NO! FUCK!
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OH, I GOT TO -- SHIT.
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I-I GOT TO GO.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RAIN-CHECK
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ON THE FRITO TOES.
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>> WAIT. WHY?
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>> BECAUSE MY SIS IS GETTING
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MARRIED, AND I'M FUCKING LATE!
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>> WELL, I'LL COME WITH YOU.
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>> NOT A GOOD IDEA, ACTUALLY.
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YOU CAN'T GO WITH ME 'CAUSE I
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FORGOT TO R.S.V.P. OR WHATEVER,
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AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA KNOW IF
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YOU WANT CHICKEN AND ALL THAT
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KIND OF SHIT.
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I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR A DRESS,
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SO...
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LOOK, YOU'RE AWESOME, SERIOUSLY,
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AND YOU ROCKED ME LAST NIGHT.
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THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY
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WORKING OUT BETWEEN
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THE TWO OF US.
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WE DON'T COMMUNICA--
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GOD DAMN. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND!
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>> BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME.
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>> NO. NO.
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I DEFINITELY DID NOT SAY
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I LOVE YOU.
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>> YES, YOU DID!
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WHEN I SHOWED YOU WHAT I COULD
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DO WITH MY LEG, YOU SAID, "I
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LOVE YOU!"
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>> NO, I DID NOT!
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I SAID THAT YOUR HAIR SMELLED
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LIKE THE ELEPHANT-EAR STAND AT
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THE FAIR, AND I SAID THAT THERE
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WAS PROBABLY A TREE SOMEWHERE ON
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SOME EXOTIC ISLAND THAT GROWS
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ASSES JUST LIKE YOURS.
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DAMN IT!
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WELL, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
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EVERYTHING THAT A MAN SAYS WHEN
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YOU LET HIM DO SOMETHING
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LIKE THAT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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>> JESUS! WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU ARE -- MY MOTHER?!
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YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AFTER WE
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DEPLOYED THE AIR BAG.
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>> YEAH, BECAUSE THAT WAS
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AMAZING!
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I SAID I LOVED THAT!
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"THAT WAS AWESOME," IS WHAT I
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SAID.
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>> GOD DAMN IT!
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>> GUS! NO, GUS!
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>> WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU
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ABOUT TALKING TO MY LITTLE
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SISTER?!
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>> WE WEREN'T TALKING, GUSTOR!
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WE WERE FUCKING!
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>> OH, THAT'S IT, ASSWIPE!
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>> YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I
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AIN'T GOT TIME RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE
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I GOT TO GO TO MY SISTER'S
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WEDDING.
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>> OH, THAT LITTLE SLUT'S
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GETTING MARRIED?!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> DON'T EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT
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MY SISTER, GUSTOR!
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>> OHH! MY TOOTH, DAMN IT!
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>> [ SPITS ]
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GOD DAMN IT!
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> [ SMOOCHES ]
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>> TAKE ME WITH YOU.
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>> GOT TO GO. CAN'T DO IT.
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SORT THAT MAN OUT AND DON'T
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TOUCH MY FUCKING VAN AGAIN!
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> FUCKING LOSER!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> I FUCKING HATE YOU!
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[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> END IT.
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>> OKAY.
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DESTRUCTION!
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I OWN YOU.
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TAKE IT OFF.
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OH, COME ON.
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THAT'S THE PARROT DEMON.
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I BELIEVE THAT'S 16 PLUS DAMAGE,
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32 DEFENSE, 88 [LAUGHS] MAGIC.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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NOW STRIP.
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>> I WILL NOT.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M SO
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EXCITED ABOUT MARRYING YOU,
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THOUGH?
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>> OH, DON'T STALL.
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>> I'M NOT STALLING.
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>> LET ME SEE THAT SEXY BUTT.
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>> SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT TO
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KNOW?
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>> OKAY. THAT YOU GET TO BE
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MARRIED TO ME FOR ALL OF
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ETERNITY?
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>> NO. IT'S THAT NOW I WILL OWN
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HALF...OF YOUR CARDS.
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LIKE...
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME.
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> [ GROANS ] I'M SORRY.
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I HAVE TO GET IT.
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>> NO.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> NO.
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>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I HAVE TO GET IT.
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HELLO?
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TRAVIS?
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OH, MY GOD.
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WAIT. YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT?
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OH, CHICKEN PICKLE?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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BYE.
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MY BROTHER'S COMING.
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>> BROTHER?
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WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR, WHAT, TWO
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YEARS NOW, AND I HAVEN'T MET HIM
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YET?
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>> WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?
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>> WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING I'VE
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HEARD IT BEFORE.
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>> WHATEVER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T NEED THIS.
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>> NO. NO, COME HERE.
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>> WHAT? STOP.
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YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
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>> I'M SORRY.
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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>> AW, DAMN. YOU NEED SOME HELP?
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ COUGHING ]
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>> GOD DAMN.
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>> [ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
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PROBABLY JUST SAVED YOU LADIES'
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LIVES JUST NOW.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] WELL...
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
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>> NO PROBLEM.
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>> YEAH.
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>> [ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> IS SHE OKAY?
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>> UM...
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SHE'S BEEN VERY SICK, AND AN
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EVIL HAS COME OVER HER SOUL.
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>> YEAH. FLU SEASON CAN BE A
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BITCH, RIGHT?!
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>> HOW CAN I REPAY YOU?
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>> I'VE GOT SO MANY ANSWERS TO
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THAT QUESTION, BUT I AM RUNNING
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LATE, ACTUALLY.
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TELL YOU WHAT -- NEXT TIME
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YOU'RE IN TOWN, JUST, UH, LOOK
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ME UP.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> LOOK FOR BLACK MAMA.
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YOU KNOW, WE COULD FIGURE
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SOMETHING OUT.
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>> YEAH, I'M SURE WE COULD.
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>> YEAH.
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WHAT'S THAT SAY?
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>> OH, UM, THE BOX -- THE BOX
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SAYS, "GOT WILL SAVE US."
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>> HELL, I THINK HE JUST HAS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING
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RIGHT NOW.
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I TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL GIVE YOU
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100 BUCKS FOR THE NECKLACE.
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>> NO. NO. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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>> COME ON.
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YOU SAID, "HOW CAN YOU REPAY?"
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I'LL GIVE YOU $105, GRANDMA.
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THAT'S ALL I GOT.
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>> DO NOT INVITE DIABLOS AND
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STRAY ANIMALS.
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>> WHAT?
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>> SORRY.
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[ Chuckling ] SHE SAYS YOU'RE
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TOO DUMB.
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UM, YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF
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AND -- AND PROBABLY OTHERS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> PLEASE UNDERSTAND.
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>> YEAH. I, UH...
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I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.
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LOOK, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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LORD ALMIGHTY!
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BUT I GOT TO GO.
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>> WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU, MR...
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>> TRAVIS.
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>> MR. TRAVIS.
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>> YEAH.
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LOOK ME UP.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> BYE, GRANDMA!
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>> [ COUGHING ]
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>> PSST!
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DOREEN, IT'S ME -- HANK.
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>> HANK WHO?
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>> HOW YOU DOING?
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>> THIS IS OUR LAST CONVERSATION
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AS AN ENGAGED COUPLE.
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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
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>> MARRIED?
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WHAT, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET OLD
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AND FAT, ARE WE?
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>> YOU SHOULD SEE ME RIGHT NOW.
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[ Deep voice ] I'M EATIN' A HUGE
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SLAB OF RIBS, AND I'M
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CO-O-O-VERED IN GRAVY AND SAUCE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ Normal voice ] I DON'T CARE
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WHAT WE DO OR DON'T DO, AS LONG
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AS WE'RE TOGETHER.
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>> THANKS, BABE.
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NOW PUT AWAY THOSE RIBS AND
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LET'S GET MARRIED, HUH?
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>> OKAY.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
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HANK VON WITZENBURG.
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>> I LOVE YOU, TOO...
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SOON-TO-BE
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DOREEN VON WITZENBURG.
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>> [ SQUEALS ]
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THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.
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I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE, BABE.
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>> COME TO PAPA.
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YEAH.
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AWESOME.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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GOT A BLESSING FOR YOU, SIS.
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[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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>> BEAUTIFUL CAR, MAN.
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>> [ SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> HI.
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>> HI, HAIRCUT.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> HANK, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
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TRAVIS!
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>> HI!
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OHH!
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OHH!
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>> OHH!
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>> I TOLD YOU I'D BE HERE.
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LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
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GOOD GOD, SIS!
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YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL.
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HI.
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>> LOOK AT YOU.
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>> YOU LIKE?
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>> YOU CLEAN UP NICELY.
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>> LIKE A PANTHER IN A BOWTIE.
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>> HAVE YOU MET HANK YET?
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>> WHY? HE HIT YOU?
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>> NO!
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>> TELL ME -- DID HE?
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>> TR-TRAVIS, NO, NO.
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HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY.
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>> HE BETTER BE.
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>> YOU BE NICE TO HIM, OKAY?
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>> OKAY. I'LL BE NICE TO HIM IF
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YOU SAY HE'S NICE.
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I TRUST YOU.
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>> OKAY.
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>> LOOK.
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GOT YOU SOMETHING.
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>> WOW.
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
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>> YOU LIKE IT?
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>> I LOVE IT.
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>> IT'S AN ANTIQUE -- YOU KNOW,
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SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW.
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I FIGURED THIS COULD BE YOUR
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SOMETHING OLD IF -- IF YOU WANT
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TO WEAR IT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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YEAH. I LOVE IT.
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>> YEAH? WELL, TRY IT ON.
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COME ON.
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>> OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
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LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
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>> IT DOES. IT'S PERFECT.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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>> IT'S NOTHING.
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DOREEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY
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I LEFT, YOU KNOW?
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I --
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>> STOP.
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IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.
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ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT
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YOU'RE HERE NOW.
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>> THANKS, SIS.
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NOW, WHERE'S THAT DIRTBAG WHO'S
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ABOUT TO INHERIT THIS HOT MESS?
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STILL GOT THAT LEFT ELBOW.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> OHH. OKAY.
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[ SMOOCHES ] LOVE YOU.
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>> LOVE YOU, TOO.
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>> I'M GONNA HUMP AGAINST SOME
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BRIDESMAIDS.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ HEART BEATING ]
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>> TRAVIS.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, FINALLY.
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I GUESS I'M THE GUY WHO'S
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SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING YOUR
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SISTER, RIGHT?
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>> NOT ANYMORE. DOREEN'S GONE.
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SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU IT'S
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OVER.
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SHE FOUND PICTURES.
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LITTLE BOYS?
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ARE YOU SERIOUS, YOU SICK FUCK?
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>> WHAT? DOREEN!
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>> HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN, I'M JUST
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JOKING WITH YOU, BRO.
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MUCHACHO, WE'RE GONNA BE
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BROTHERS, MAN!
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>> IT'S A JOKE.
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IT'S -- IT'S FUNNY.
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>> I KNOW.
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LOOK, DOREEN TOLD ME YOU'RE KIND
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OF A QUIET GUY, SO THE ANSWER'S
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YES -- I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN.
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>> SHE SAID WHAT?
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>> BEST MAN!
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LOOK, I GOT THE GEAR ON.
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I'M READY TO GO, MAN.
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LET'S DO IT.
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>> NO.
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I ALREADY HAVE A BEST MAN.
386
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>> WHERE IS HE?
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>> IT'S RICK. HE'S JUST --
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>> I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE
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AIN'T -- RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE,
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
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I'M GONNA BE.
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LISTEN, HANK, I KNOW PEOPLE.
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ALL RIGHT?
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I LOOK AT YOU -- I SEE MAYBE A
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LITTLE BIT OF A SHY GUY BUT A
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NICE GUY WHO NEEDS A BEST MAN,
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AND THAT'S ME.
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>> HE'S JUST OUTSIDE.
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>> OH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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YOU NEED SOME BEST-MAN SHIT?
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00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,561
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, I WAS MAKING
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OUT WITH THIS GIRL IN A CAR.
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SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN 16 -- HELL,
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I DON'T KNOW, 15.
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THERE WAS A FUCKING HIGH-SCHOOL
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BIOLOGY BOOK IN THE BACK SEAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
408
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,669
NOW, THAT'S SOME BEST-MAN SHIT.
409
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,104
I AIN'T NEVER TOLD NOBODY THAT.
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00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,072
>> I DON'T NEED TO BE
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HEARING THIS.
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>> FAMILY BARBECUE A COUPLE
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YEARS BACK...
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I SHIT MY PANTS A LITTLE BIT.
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I BLAMED THE SMELL ON A BABY.
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00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,580
>> LOOK, I REALLY NEED TO --
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>> I BAWLED MY EYES OUT AT THE
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END OF "MAJOR LEAGUE," WHEN
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CHARLIE SHEEN COMES ON THE FIELD
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00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,285
AND EVERYBODY STARTS SINGING
421
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,152
"WILD THING" TO HIM.
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00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,187
>> ALL RIGHT, PLEASE STOP!
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JUST STOP!
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00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,588
>> I GOT A THING FOR UGLY
425
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,755
CHINESE WOMEN, I'VE NEVER BEEN
426
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,157
IN A SWIMMING POOL I DIDN'T PISS
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00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,325
IN, AND FLIP-FLOPS FREAK ME THE
428
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,193
FUCK OUT, ALL RIGHT?
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00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:26,659
THERE YOU GO!
430
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,727
IT'S ALL OUT ON THE TABLE!
431
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,096
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO
432
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:29,997
KNOW ABOUT ME, BUDDY.
433
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:30,330
>> OKAY.
434
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,431
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
435
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,332
>> 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
436
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,700
BEST MEN DO!
437
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,603
RIGHT?
438
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,673
ALL RIGHT.
439
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:46,546
NICE TALK.
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00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,449
>> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND
441
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,583
AND WIFE.
442
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,220
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
443
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,288
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
444
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,099
>> YEAH!
445
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,168
YEAH!
446
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,371
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
447
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,206
>> WHOO!
448
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,375
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]
449
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,254
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
450
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,228
>> ALL RIGHT!
451
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,630
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
452
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,577
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,412
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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INTENSIFY ]
455
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,787
>> WHOO-HOO!
456
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,623
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]
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00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,201
>> IS THIS THING ON?
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00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,236
CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME?
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00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,237
ALL RIGHT. UM, HEY.
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00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:50,670
HEY, HEY.
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00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,771
>> JUST -- RICK, HERE.
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00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,740
TRADE YA, ALL RIGHT?
463
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,208
UH, HEY, EVERYBODY.
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00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,409
SORRY. I'M TRAVIS.
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I'M DOREEN'S OLDER BROTHER.
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THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
467
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,550
UH...DOREEN'S ALL GROWN UP.
468
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,518
YOU KNOW, AFTER OUR MAMA DIED,
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00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,487
DIDN'T TAKE ME LONG TO REALIZE
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00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,456
THAT, UH, I DIDN'T REALLY NEED
471
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,391
TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TAKING
472
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,492
CARE OF DOREEN.
473
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,161
SHE WAS ALWAYS THE MORE
474
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,295
RESPONSIBLE ONE.
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00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,829
AND SHE'S TURNED INTO THE
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00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,698
SMARTEST, KINDEST WOMAN I'VE
477
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,632
EVER KNOWN.
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00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,933
BUT WHEN SHE WAS JUST
479
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,769
PINT-SIZED, SHE WAS SCARED TO
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00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,371
DEATH OF THUNDERSTORMS.
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00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,173
AND WHENEVER A BIG ONE WOULD
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00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,907
ROLL THROUGH, SHE'D SLEEP IN MY
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00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,742
BED, AND I'D TELL HER STORIES
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00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,910
AND KEEP HER SAFE.
485
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,413
AND, WELL, HANK, NOW IT'S YOUR
486
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,547
TURN...
487
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,948
TO KEEP HER SAFE FROM THE
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STORMS AND HOLD HER WHEN SHE'S
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SCARED.
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I'M SURE MAMA'S LOOKING DOWN ON
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US RIGHT NOW, AND I BET SHE'S
492
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REAL PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU.
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00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,759
SO AM I.
494
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,362
UH...
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00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,598
EARLIER TODAY, GOT A NECKLACE
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FOR DOREEN, AND IT CAME WITH A
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BLESSING.
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00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,771
I'D LIKE TO READ THAT RIGHT NOW.
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00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,307
TO MY SISTER, DOREEN.
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BEAR WITH ME.
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00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,243
IT'S IN PORTUGUESE OR SOMETHING
502
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:03,676
HERE.
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00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:07,814
UH..."PARA IS AVERTO SOHO QUAD
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00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,384
MAY US USUA VOS PROTATOS
505
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INFINITIO."
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00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,724
THAT'S THAT.
507
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,426
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
508
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,660
LET'S GET DRUNK!
509
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,296
[ APPLAUSE ]
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00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,638
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:35,708
[ WIND BLOWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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[ PEOPLE GASP ]
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>> DOREEN! SO STRANGE!
515
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,655
ARE YOU OKAY?
516
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,257
>> BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
517
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,959
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]
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00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,939
AAAH!
519
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:11,010
[ VOICES CONTINUE ]
520
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,012
>> OHH!
521
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,281
[ WOMEN SCREAMING,
522
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,382
PEOPLE MURMURING ]
523
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,916
>> AAH! AAH!
524
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
525
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,456
>> [ GRUNTING ]
526
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,760
>> AAH! AAH! AAH!
527
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,596
>> RICKY!
528
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,302
DOREEN!
529
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,470
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
530
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,538
[ BONES CRUNCH ]
531
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,673
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
532
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,575
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
533
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,477
AAAAAAH!
534
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,812
NO! NO!
535
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:59,326
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
536
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,667
>> SHIT!
537
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,836
>> [ VOMITS ]
538
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,838
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
539
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,885
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]
540
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,919
>> KEEP PRESSURE ON IT, ALL
541
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,854
RIGHT?
542
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,568
>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
543
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,471
IN DEMONIC VOICE ]
544
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,696
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
545
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,831
OH, SHIT.
546
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,639
FUCK!
547
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,542
>> [ CRYING ]
548
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,183
>> JUST RELAX.
549
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,486
WE GOT TO GET HER OUT OF HERE.
550
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,053
GET UP!
551
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,055
>> [ Normal voice ] HELP ME.
552
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,957
>> HANK, GET UP, MAN! GET UP!
553
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,073
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
554
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,780
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
555
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,014
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
556
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,850
I NEVER SEEN ANY SHIT LIKE THAT
557
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:04,951
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
558
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,620
DANG IT, TRAVIS. DAMN!
559
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,821
SHE JUST WENT CRAZY.
560
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,789
WHAT THE FUCK?
561
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,890
THE NECKLACE, MAN!
562
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,525
IT WAS SCALDING HOT WHEN I
563
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,159
TOUCHED IT.
564
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,694
>> NO, IT'S YOU -- YOU!
565
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,028
>> [ Crying ] HANK?
566
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,164
TRAVIS?
567
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,766
WHY AM I BACK HERE?
568
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,567
>> SIS?
569
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,501
>> DOREEN?
570
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,603
>> WHAT AM I DOING BACK HERE?
571
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,704
>> THANK GOD.
572
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,972
>> JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.
573
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,206
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
574
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,508
>> I GOT TO UNTIE HER.
575
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,942
>> GO, GO, GO, GO, BUDDY.
576
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,511
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, SIS.
577
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,079
>> I'M GONNA HELP YOU, BABY.
578
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,715
ALL RIGHT. LET ME UNTIE YOU.
579
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,684
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
580
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,885
[ FLESH TEARS ]
581
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,186
AAAAAAAAAAH!
582
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:44,156
THAT BITCH BIT MY EAR OFF!
583
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,892
>> [ GROWLING ]
584
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,728
[ Demonic voice ] WHAT IS IT?
585
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,162
>> HANK!
586
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,598
>> NO!
587
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,732
>> YOU OKAY?
588
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,902
>> AM I OKAY?!
589
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,937
>> GET OVER IT.
590
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,741
SHE WILL NEVER BE YOURS AGAIN.
591
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,110
[ GROWLING ]
592
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,044
>> HANG TIGHT.
593
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,579
I TOLD YOU I KNOW A GUY.
594
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,080
>> I DON'T CARE! JUST HURRY!
595
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,982
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
596
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,187
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
597
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,956
>> BITCH.
598
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,157
>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL?!
599
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,759
IGGY, MAN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!
600
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,227
>> TRAVIS, MAN, HEY, I'M SORRY.
601
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,895
I ORDERED A PIZZA ABOUT AN HOUR
602
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,196
AGO, AND THE BASTARD STILL
603
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,898
HASN'T SHOWED UP.
604
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,067
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
605
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,135
>> SHOW HIM.
606
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:33,139
>> THIS.
607
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,041
>> [ SNARLING ]
608
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:35,942
>> AAAH!
609
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,109
>> HOLY SHIT!
610
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,078
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
611
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,179
>> IGGY, WE GOT TO GET HER IN
612
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:40,913
THE HOUSE, MAN.
613
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:41,648
>> NO, NO, NO!
614
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,549
NOT IN THE HOUSE! NO!
615
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,315
>> GET HER IN THE HOUSE.
616
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,117
>> DAMN IT.
617
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,753
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!
618
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,720
>> HIS WIFE.
619
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,788
>> HIS SISTER.
620
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,822
>> OH, SWEET.
621
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,724
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
622
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,764
[ BANGING ]
623
00:24:57,764 --> 00:25:03,102
>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
624
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,037
>> IGGY...
625
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:08,074
TROUBLE YOU FOR SOME ICE, MAN?
626
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,809
>> SHE IS TOTALLY SHITTING ALL
627
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:14,346
OVER MY FêNG SHUI.
628
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,816
>> YOU PICKED UP MY FINGERS?
629
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:17,884
>> [ SIGHS ]
630
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,652
[ BANGING CONTINUES ]
631
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,187
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING
632
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,089
SOFTLY ]
633
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,102
YOU GOT ANY WHISKEY OR --
634
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,671
>> AAH!
635
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,607
>> TRAVIS...
636
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:42,041
I WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
637
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,743
BRINGING YOUR LOVELY SISTER OVER
638
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,112
HERE.
639
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,048
YOU SEE THIS AND THIS AND THIS
640
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,350
AND ALL OF THAT?
641
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,319
I'M SENDING YOU AN ITEMIZED BILL
642
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,253
FOR DAMAGES.
643
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,054
>> WHAT?!
644
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,188
>> AAH, AAH, AAH!
645
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,990
I AM A COLLECTOR OF RARE AND
646
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:58,958
UNIQUE ITEMS.
647
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,693
YOU CAN'T JUST GO BUY THIS
648
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,160
STUFF.
649
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,029
I HAVE TO SPECIAL-ORDER THESE
650
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:03,730
THINGS.
651
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,832
OH, AND WHAT IF SHE HAD BROKEN
652
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,700
MY VELVET PAINTING OF THE
653
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,869
REDHEAD SURFING ON A HAMMERHEAD
654
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:10,402
SHARK?
655
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,304
HUH?! HUH?! HUH?!
656
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,773
WHAT THEN, HUH?!
657
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,775
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU CANNOT
658
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,876
REPLACE THIS!
659
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,377
I LOVE THIS PAINTING!
660
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,912
>> IT'S A SWEET-ASS PAINTING,
661
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:20,212
MAN.
662
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,681
>> HEY, LOOK, WE DIDN'T COME
663
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,082
HERE TO MESS UP YOUR PLACE, IG.
664
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,250
TRAVIS TOLD ME THAT YOU COULD
665
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,351
TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY
666
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:25,852
WIFE.
667
00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:26,318
SO, CAN YOU?
668
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:26,953
>> OH.
669
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,020
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
670
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,321
SHE'S FUCKING POSSESSED.
671
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,890
SHE'S SIX KINDS OF CRAZY.
672
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,024
>> HEY, YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
673
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,192
THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING
674
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:33,693
ABOUT!
675
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,962
>> OH. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
676
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,164
LISTEN, KID, NO MATTER WHAT
677
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,733
ANYBODY SAYS, MARRIAGE IS TOUGH
678
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,300
WORK.
679
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,103
>> YEAH, I'VE BEEN INFORMED.
680
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,772
>> LOOK, IG, I'M SORRY, ALL
681
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:46,205
RIGHT?
682
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,940
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA
683
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,407
HAPPEN.
684
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,241
BUT WH--
685
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,409
I MEAN, HANK HERE WOULD BE HAPPY
686
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,711
TO TAKE CARE OF THAT ITEMIZED
687
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:52,278
BILL OR WHATEVER.
688
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,312
HERE. LOOK, MAN.
689
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,681
I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
690
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,182
YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
691
00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,084
THAT?
692
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,258
>> OOH.
693
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,261
OH. OH. HOLD IT.
694
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,730
>> UH, WHAT?
695
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,439
CREEPY-ASS BOOK, MAN.
696
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,174
>> YEAH. THIS CRAZY BROAD THAT
697
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,776
I WAS DATING GAVE IT TO ME.
698
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:27,179
SHE WAS INTO ASPHYXIATION.
699
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,014
>> NICE.
700
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,716
>> SO, WHAT'D YOU DO?
701
00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,851
>> I CHOKED HER.
702
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,353
AH! THERE IT IS.
703
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,222
THE INCULTA DEMON.
704
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,289
OH-HO-HO.
705
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,158
YOU GUYS HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
706
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,727
THIS BITCH IS ONE CRAZY
707
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,427
DICK-CHEWER.
708
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,162
SHE'S BEEN SEEN IN PARIS,
709
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,263
TOKYO, IRELAND.
710
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,132
IT WAS EVEN RUMORED THAT SHE
711
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,167
TAUGHT GENE SIMMONS HOW TO SPIT
712
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:48,801
FIRE.
713
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:49,836
>> OH, WHOA.
714
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,938
>> AND THIS DEMON WORKS QUICK.
715
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,306
72 HOURS, YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE
716
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,374
CHANCE OF EVER GETTING
717
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,876
SUSIE HOMEWRECKER'S SOUL BACK.
718
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,144
>> WELL, YOU GOT TO FIX HER!
719
00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,378
I MEAN, YOU GOT TO HELP HER!
720
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,981
>> I'M NOT INTO EXORCISM, MAN.
721
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,751
BUT, UH, THERE'S THIS GUY --
722
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,418
UH, JOHNNY PRIEST. YEAH.
723
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,054
HE'S THE ONLY GUY I KNOW THAT'S
724
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,488
EVER DONE THIS ON THE DOWNLOW.
725
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,157
AND THIS CAT HAS SEEN SOME SHIT,
726
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,091
I WILL TELL YOU.
727
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,060
ONCE HE GOT HIS NIPPLE SPLIT IN
728
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,995
HALF BY A FORKED-TONGUE DEMON.
729
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:16,528
>> DAMN.
730
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,364
>> AND ONE TIME HE EVEN DID AN
731
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,266
EXORCISM ON A PLANE -- A FUCKING
732
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,334
PLANE!
733
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,170
BUT, UM...
734
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,838
YEAH, NOW HE'S JUST DOING
735
00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,339
SHOTGUN WEDDINGS IN VEGAS.
736
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,307
I DON'T KNOW.
737
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,242
PROBABLY GOT HIS BRAIN FRIED --
738
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,211
TOO MANY EXORCISMS, ECSTASY, TOO
739
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,245
MANY ERECTIONS.
740
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,480
[ LAUGHS ]
741
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,148
NOBODY GETS LAID LIKE AN
742
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,283
EXORCISM PRIEST.
743
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,218
>> NO SHIT?
744
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,352
>> YEAH.
745
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,989
THIS GUY CAN'T BE REAL.
746
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:47,226
>> HE'S REAL AS SANTA CLAUS.
747
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,527
>> VEGAS IT IS, MAN.
748
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,129
I'LL GO START THE VAN.
749
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,230
YOU GET DOREEN.
750
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,832
>> HOLD IT.
751
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,467
[ SIGHS ] HERE.
752
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:59,371
THESE ARE HIGH-DOSAGE PROPOFOL
753
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,407
SYRINGES.
754
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,876
THIS WILL STOP BIGFOOT ON A
755
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,511
CRYSTAL-METH BENDER.
756
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,280
THE TRICK IS YOU GOT TO STAB THE
757
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,348
CRAZY BITCH WITH 'EM.
758
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,350
>> HEY.
759
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,319
>> PARDON ME.
760
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,321
POKE THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
761
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,056
>> [ SNARLING ]
762
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,157
[ BANGING ]
763
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,060
>> ANY TIME, FELLAS.
764
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,261
>> [ SIGHS ]
765
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,030
>> YOU'RE IT, MAN.
766
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:27,266
>> [ SHRIEKING ]
767
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,102
>> SHIT.
768
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,071
EASY.
769
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,941
EASY, NOW.
770
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,208
>> [ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
771
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,812
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
772
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:46,018
AAAAH!
773
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:49,555
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
774
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,457
>> GOOD JOB, MAN.
775
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:56,996
>> ALL RIGHT.
776
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,464
THOSE SYRINGES SHOULD GIVE YOU A
777
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,099
COUPLE HOURS OF QUIET TIME, BUT
778
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,033
USE THEM WISELY.
779
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,068
>> THANKS, BRODIAN.
780
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:02,501
>> YEAH.
781
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,036
LISTEN, WE REALLY APPRECIATE
782
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:04,370
THIS.
783
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,872
I'M SORRY WE FUCKED UP YOUR
784
00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:06,873
HOUSE A LITTLE BIT.
785
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,240
>> WELL, THE FIRST TIME I SAW
786
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,641
YOU, I SOCKED YOU IN THE FACE.
787
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,277
CAN'T ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING LIKE
788
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:11,610
THAT.
789
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:12,411
[ CHUCKLES ]
790
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,080
ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. TAKE CARE.
791
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,481
YOU GET IN TROUBLE, DON'T CALL
792
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:15,948
ME.
793
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,017
>> YOU GOT IT.
794
00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,920
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
795
00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,829
[ HORN HONKS ]
796
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:55,021
>> THAT'LL BE $16.24.
797
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,324
>> KEEP THE CHANGE.
798
00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:01,227
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
799
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,328
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
800
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:38,030
>> I'M GONNA BE AN 8-FINGER
801
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,499
WIDOW.
802
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,333
>> IT'S "WIDOWER."
803
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,501
AND DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN.
804
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,735
I'M NOT GONNA LET MY SISTER DIE.
805
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,004
>> WHAT -- ALL OF A SUDDEN,
806
00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:45,404
YOU CARE?
807
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,538
YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN
808
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,739
FIVE YEARS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
809
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,175
YOU SHOW UP AND YOU'RE SUPERMAN?
810
00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,342
>> LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO STAY
811
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,343
POSITIVE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
812
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,444
YOU NEED TO DO THE SAME THING.
813
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,512
>> WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M
814
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:54,480
TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE?
815
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,048
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
816
00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,449
>> YOU MADE A COMMITMENT.
817
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,185
WHAT IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB OR
818
00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,752
DOREEN GOT FAT OR ONE OF YOUR
819
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,621
KIDS, UH, DIDN'T PASS 2nd GRADE?
820
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,755
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO -- JUST
821
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,490
GET UP AND RUN?
822
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,691
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
823
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:06,192
ABOUT?
824
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,059
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT
825
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:07,559
MARRIAGE, MAN.
826
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,360
MARRIAGE IS WORK.
827
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,028
>> OH, YEAH.
828
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,229
LET'S JUST SKIP THIS WHOLE VEGAS
829
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:10,629
TRIP, HUH?
830
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:11,697
YOU CAN JUST DROP US OFF AT
831
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:12,498
COUPLES' THERAPY.
832
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,632
>> FOR BETTER OR WORSE, RIGHT?
833
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:14,666
>> SAVE IT, ALL RIGHT?
834
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,467
YOU KNOW WHAT?
835
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:16,702
I THOUGHT THE WORST THING YOU
836
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,137
COULD DO WAS ABANDON DOREEN.
837
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:21,240
BUT NO -- YOU POSSESSED HER.
838
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:21,707
>> WHOA, WHOA.
839
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:22,774
HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA
840
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,642
POSSESS HER, ALL RIGHT?
841
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:24,610
AND I DIDN'T ABANDON HER,
842
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,211
GOD DAMN IT.
843
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,245
I HAD A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON
844
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:26,745
THEN, ALL RIGHT?
845
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:27,779
>> HER MOTHER DIED.
846
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,415
AND HER BIG BROTHER JUST WALKED
847
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,482
OFF WITH SOME FLOOZY?
848
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,184
>> IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE,
849
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:32,684
ALL RIGHT?
850
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,220
>> AND SHE SAID THAT HER BIG
851
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,654
BROTHER WAS GONNA COME BACK AND
852
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,090
GET HER, AND YOU NEVER EVEN
853
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,191
FRICKING CALLED.
854
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,792
SO, I HOPE THAT PIECE OF ASS WAS
855
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,561
WORTH THE SOUL OF YOUR SISTER.
856
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,296
AND DON'T COME IN HERE PLAYING
857
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,797
HERO, SAYING, "I'M GONNA SAVE
858
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,532
THE DAY."
859
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:48,400
I HATE THAT SHIT...
860
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,768
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SAVE A
861
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,303
PIECE OF BACON FROM A VEGAN
862
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,138
DINNER PARTY.
863
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,172
JUST MADE THAT UP.
864
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,340
>> OH, REALLY? REALLY?
865
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,075
I SAVED YOUR FINGERS, YOU LITTLE
866
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:57,076
FUCKER, DIDN'T I?
867
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:57,476
>> WOW.
868
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,045
>> AND THAT PIECE OF ASS -- I
869
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,212
MARRIED HER, ALL RIGHT?
870
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,613
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIT, DID
871
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:02,114
YOU?
872
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,482
I NEVER TOLD DOREEN ABOUT IT.
873
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,583
I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY.
874
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,352
AFTER OUR MAMA DIED, I WAS
875
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,354
JUST -- FUCK, MAN, I WAS JUST SO
876
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,389
GODDAMN LONELY AND FUCKING HURT.
877
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,457
I WAS CONFUSED, MAN.
878
00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:12,724
I BARELY REMEMBER MY DADDY.
879
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,260
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE HELL I
880
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,327
WAS.
881
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,795
AND THEN BELLA CAME ALONG, MAN.
882
00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,430
FUCK, SHE CHANGED MY LIFE, YOU
883
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:18,797
KNOW?
884
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,299
SHE WAS LIKE THE GIRL OF MY
885
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:20,732
DREAMS.
886
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,434
SHE WAS JUST SO FUCKING COOL AND
887
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,735
H-H-HOT.
888
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,071
SHE HAD PERFECT TITTIES, MAN,
889
00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:26,105
LIKE TWO LITTLE SCOOPS OF
890
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,206
VANILLA ICE CREAM, YOU KNOW?
891
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,374
I JUST WANTED TO LICK THEM ALL
892
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:28,740
THE TIME.
893
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,076
AND SHE GAVE THE BEST FUCKING
894
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:30,809
PULLING SQUIRTS, BRO.
895
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,144
BUT SHE MADE ME WAIT TILL OUR
896
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,312
WEDDING NIGHT, RIGHT, TO MOUNT
897
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:33,645
THAT --
898
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:34,513
>> OKAY! ALL RIGHT!
899
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,414
TRAVIS, I DON'T CARE.
900
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,548
IN CASE YOU FORGOT, DOREEN IS
901
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,149
POSSESSED!
902
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:37,549
>> YEAH?!
903
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,451
WELL, MY WIFE HAD A DICK!
904
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,457
>> WHAT?
905
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:49,728
>> I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN.
906
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,763
>> SH--
907
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,698
SHE HAD A WHAT?
908
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,465
>> A DICK!
909
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:54,266
JESUS, MAN!
910
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,634
THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST A
911
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:56,468
GODDAMN LIE!
912
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:57,869
ALL THE FUCKING TUGGIES AND
913
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,538
MOUTH SEX WAS JUST A PLOY FOR
914
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,173
HER TO GET CITIZENSHIP, MAN.
915
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,474
SHE NEVER EVEN LOVED ME!
916
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,176
THAT'S THE WORST GODDAMN PART,
917
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:04,510
MAN.
918
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,811
SHE JUST USED ME -- TOOK
919
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,413
ADVANTAGE OF A WEAK MAN WHO
920
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,348
LIKED TO HAVE HIS PENIS PULLED.
921
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,617
[ SPUTTERS ]
922
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:12,784
>> YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, YOU
923
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,785
COULD HAVE CAME BACK.
924
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,853
>> YOU DON'T THINK I TRIED,
925
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:15,354
MAN?!
926
00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:16,255
I COULDN'T COME BACK.
927
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,423
I WAS TOO GODDAMN EMBARRASSED.
928
00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,657
MY MAMA JUST DIED, AND I RAN OFF
929
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,758
WITH A CHICK WITH A DICK THE
930
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:21,327
SIZE OF A FUCKING PRINGLES CAN.
931
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,528
HOW DO YOU COME BACK FROM
932
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,529
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
933
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,730
I LEFT MY SISTER, MY LIFE,
934
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,464
EVERYTHING.
935
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:25,897
FOR WHAT?
936
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,199
FOR A LIE -- FOR A GODDAMN
937
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:27,733
FUCKING LIE!
938
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,201
>> JUST CALM DOWN! I-IT'S OKAY.
939
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:29,801
JUST CALM DOWN.
940
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,237
>> DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN,
941
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:31,737
GOD DAMN IT!
942
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:32,371
I'M CALM!
943
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:32,904
>> ALL RIGHT.
944
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,906
PEOPLE GET MANIPULATED.
945
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,775
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS A DORK.
946
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,477
>> LIKE I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW
947
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:38,810
THAT.
948
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,179
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SECRET.
949
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:40,879
YOU'RE A DORK RIGHT NOW,
950
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:41,513
MOTHERFUCKER.
951
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,514
>> LISTEN. LISTEN.
952
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,383
THERE WAS THIS CHEERLEADER --
953
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,384
CAPTAIN.
954
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,719
HER NAME WAS STACY JACOBSON.
955
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,255
SHE ASKED ME TO PROM.
956
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,422
>> NO SHIT. WAS SHE HOT?
957
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,424
>> OH, GOD DAMN.
958
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,160
>> RIGHT ON. OKAY. GO AHEAD.
959
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,727
>> AND SO, YOU KNOW, IN HIGH
960
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,629
SCHOOL, I WAS THIS OUTSIDER, AND
961
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,431
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I STARTED TO
962
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,766
BECOME POPULAR WITH THE
963
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,501
IN CROWD, ACCEPTED.
964
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,470
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
965
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,604
THE WHOLE THING WAS
966
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,572
A GODDAMN BET.
967
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,508
BROKE ME DOWN.
968
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,442
AND IT WAS JUST BECAUSE HER
969
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,477
FRIENDS DIDN'T THINK THEY COULD
970
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,680
MAKE ME PROM KING.
971
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,847
>> B-U-DOUBLE-L-SHIT, MAN.
972
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,349
THAT'S JUST THE PLOT OF EVERY
973
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,584
FUCKING TEEN MOVIE THEY EVER
974
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:18,884
MADE.
975
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:19,951
>> OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.
976
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,453
I'M SORRY, BUT, YOU KNOW, I
977
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,854
REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT
978
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,523
COULD COMPARE TO A TRANNY WITH A
979
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,425
DICK.
980
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,759
BUT...
981
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,496
YOU GOT TO REALIZE SOMETHING.
982
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,365
ALL THE WRONGS...
983
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,267
YOU CAN MAKE RIGHT.
984
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,435
>> YEAH. STAY POSITIVE, MAN.
985
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,603
STAY POSITIVE. THAT'S RIGHT.
986
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:38,537
WE CAN SAVE DOREEN.
987
00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:39,671
WE CAN FUCKING SAVE DOREEN!
988
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:40,606
>> HELL, YEAH, BABY!
989
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,373
>> FUCK, YEAH!
990
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,208
>> FUCKIN' RIGHT!
991
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:42,774
>> FUCK, YEAH!
992
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:43,975
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULL OVER
993
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,743
FIRST, THOUGH.
994
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,645
MY GIRL NEEDS GO-GO JUICE.
995
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,699
LISTEN, MAN, I'M -- I'M SORRY
996
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,834
ABOUT LAYING ALL THAT SHIT ON
997
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:09,568
YOU, YOU KNOW?
998
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:10,769
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THAT
999
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,372
ABOUT MY EX-WIFE AND EVERYTHING.
1000
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:14,873
>> YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE
1001
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:15,441
DICK?
1002
00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:16,875
>> YEAH, HANK -- THAT ONE.
1003
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,643
THANK YOU.
1004
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,311
DON'T SAY NOTHING TO DOREEN
1005
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,479
ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
1006
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,013
I DON'T WANT HER FINDING OUT.
1007
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,949
>> YEAH. I GUESS THAT WOULD BE
1008
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:24,950
EMBARRASSING.
1009
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,853
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
1010
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,031
>> EMBARRASSING?
1011
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,901
DID SHE BREAK YOUR HEART,
1012
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:43,569
TRAVIS?
1013
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:44,670
>> SHE'S UP AGAIN.
1014
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:45,737
>> NO SHIT, DUDE.
1015
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,038
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
1016
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,540
>> SHOULD WE SEDATE HER?
1017
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,875
I DON'T -- IS THAT SAFE?
1018
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,909
>> SAFE FOR WHO?
1019
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,044
>> DOREEN, YOU IDIOT!
1020
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,446
>> GO BACK THERE AND DUCT-TAPE
1021
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:54,880
HER AGAIN.
1022
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,282
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU GO
1023
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,449
BACK THERE AND DUCT-TAPE HER,
1024
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:57,883
ALL RIGHT?
1025
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,318
>> YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING CRASH
1026
00:36:59,318 --> 00:36:59,685
THE CAR?
1027
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,419
>> I'LL DRIVE!
1028
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:00,719
>> NO.
1029
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,820
YOU'RE NOT DRIVING MY VAN.
1030
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,054
>> HEY, TRAVIS, YOUR MOTHER'S IN
1031
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,523
HELL WITH US.
1032
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,658
>> SHUT YOUR HOLE, DEVIL!
1033
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,328
>> SO IS DOREEN.
1034
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,962
>> DAMN IT! I SAID, "ZIP IT!"
1035
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,632
>> WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE?
1036
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:14,966
FUCK ME.
1037
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,034
>> OH, SHIT.
1038
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,070
>> OOH.
1039
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,374
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
1040
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,843
I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED,
1041
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,645
TRAVIS...
1042
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:31,883
YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR
1043
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,752
DICK.
1044
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,422
>> WHAT THE FUCK?!
1045
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,924
>> [ MOANING ]
1046
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,692
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A
1047
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,027
J.C. PENNEY MODEL!
1048
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,095
>> SHUT U-U-U-U-U-U-U-P!
1049
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,598
NO. NO, NO. NO! STOP, PLEASE!
1050
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,033
>> DAMN IT, HANK!
1051
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,636
HELL, HOLD HER DOWN!
1052
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,472
HEY, BREATHE, MAN! BREATHE!
1053
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,441
I'LL DO IT.
1054
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:58,344
AAAAAAAAH!
1055
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:10,822
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1056
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,890
>> I HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
1057
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,058
>> YOU THINK I DON'T PANIC?!
1058
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,125
BUT I MANAGED TO PULL IT
1059
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,494
TOGETHER AND GET SHIT DONE!
1060
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,628
YOU PULL THAT AGAIN, YOU'RE
1061
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,796
GONNA BE ON THE SIDE OF THE
1062
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:18,096
ROAD.
1063
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:18,797
>> TRAVIS --
1064
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,699
>> DON'T "TRAVIS" ME!
1065
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:26,938
[ TONE SOUNDS ]
1066
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,840
YOU GOT A WASHROOM?
1067
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,944
>> [ Crying ] DO YOU REMEMBER
1068
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,780
THE FIRST TIME...
1069
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,885
I TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU?
1070
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,754
YOU WERE GARDENING OUTSIDE, AND
1071
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,155
YOU WERE COVERED IN DIRT.
1072
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,024
I'M TALKING HEAD-TO-TOE COVERED
1073
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:24,062
IN DIRT.
1074
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,897
AND YOU PUT A LITTLE DIRT
1075
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,866
MUSTACHE ON YOU AND A LITTLE
1076
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:32,504
GOATEE MUSTACHE ON YOU.
1077
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,506
AND YOU WALKED UP TO ME, AND YOU
1078
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,408
ASKED ME TO CALL YOU "ROLANDO."
1079
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,415
AND THEN YOU KISSED ME.
1080
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:56,962
BABY, I LOVE YOU.
1081
00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,897
AND I MISS YOU.
1082
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,566
AND I JUST WANT THINGS TO GO
1083
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,033
BACK TO, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY
1084
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,802
WERE SIMPLE, AND YOU'D PROBABLY
1085
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,571
JUST LAUGH AT ME AND TELL ME TO
1086
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:12,110
RELAX.
1087
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,012
I'M GONNA FAIL WITHOUT YOU
1088
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,947
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
1089
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,484
SUCCEED...
1090
00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:24,022
WITHOUT YOU.
1091
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,857
SO, IF YOU'RE IN THERE AND YOU
1092
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:30,929
CAN HEAR ANY OF THIS...
1093
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,064
BABY GIRL, I JUST WANT YOU TO
1094
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,966
COME HOME.
1095
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,710
JUST COME HOME, BABY GIRL.
1096
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:27,953
[ VAN DOOR OPENS ]
1097
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:30,088
[ VAN DOOR CLOSES ]
1098
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,264
>> HI.
1099
00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,999
SUDOKU. I LIKE THAT.
1100
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,602
>> HEY, UM, IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY?
1101
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:46,004
HE'S LOOKING LIKE HIS ARM'S KIND
1102
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,172
OF JACKED UP.
1103
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,674
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
1104
00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,842
HE, UH -- HE'S A TEST PILOT, AND
1105
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,844
HE JUST HURT HIS FINGERS IN A
1106
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,980
GARDENING ACCIDENT.
1107
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,347
THE THING IS WE'RE TRYING TO GET
1108
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,616
CROSS-COUNTRY TO SEE A
1109
00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:58,650
SPECIALIST, YOU KNOW?
1110
00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,851
BUT WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT ON
1111
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,187
CASH, SO, UH...
1112
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,955
HOW MUCH GASOLINE YOU THINK WE
1113
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,190
CAN GET FOR 20 BUCKS?
1114
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,093
>> $20 WORTH.
1115
00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,828
>> HOW MUCH CAN YOU REALLY GIVE?
1116
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,664
>> $20 WORTH.
1117
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,699
>> SWEET GIRL.
1118
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,634
>> UM, YOUR VAN'S DRIVING OFF.
1119
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:18,604
>> YEAH.
1120
00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:20,305
HANK!
1121
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:28,814
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1122
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:29,981
>> FINGERS, FINGERS, FINGERS,
1123
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:30,348
FINGERS!
1124
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,082
>> [ SCREAMS ]
1125
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:31,950
>> DON'T DO DRUGS!
1126
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:34,285
TRAVIS, LET'S GO!
1127
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:34,953
COME ON!
1128
00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,154
>> DUDE, YOUR FINGERS!
1129
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,388
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT!
1130
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,290
SAFETY FIRST!
1131
00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:45,664
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1132
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:56,007
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1133
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,944
OH, CHECK IT OUT!
1134
00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:01,913
[ LAUGHS ]
1135
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,382
>> CUT IT OUT, MAN.
1136
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,418
THIS CAR HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.
1137
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,120
>> THIS VAN'S THE BOOBS.
1138
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,056
I KIND OF FEEL BAD PISSING IN
1139
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:11,990
IT, THOUGH.
1140
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,324
>> HEY.
1141
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,927
HEY, HEY, HEY, NO PISSING, MAN.
1142
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,863
STOP -- STOP THE URINE.
1143
00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:21,733
STOP THE URINE.
1144
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,334
>> ROAD SODA?
1145
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,271
>> YEAH, YEAH. ROAD SODA.
1146
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:31,209
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1147
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:34,880
AH, SO GOOD.
1148
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,115
>> [ GROWLS ]
1149
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,984
>> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
1150
00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:40,919
>> I THINK IT WAS THE RADIO.
1151
00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,921
>> I THINK I'M TWEAKING, MAN.
1152
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,690
I'M TWEAKING.
1153
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,225
HEY, HEY, I'M TWEAKING.
1154
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:48,293
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1155
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,195
THERE'S A LADY BACK THERE.
1156
00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:51,096
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1157
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,330
THERE'S NO LADY, MAN.
1158
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,198
>> THERE IS!
1159
00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:55,000
>> THERE'S NO -- NO, THERE'S NO
1160
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,400
LADY.
1161
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,868
>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT!
1162
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,403
>> THERE'S A LADY BACK THERE,
1163
00:43:58,403 --> 00:43:58,937
MAN!
1164
00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:00,271
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
1165
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,306
GO CHECK IT OUT.
1166
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,274
>> OH-HO! A LADY!
1167
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,176
HO-HO!
1168
00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:14,753
I THINK THOSE GUYS SLIPPED THIS
1169
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:15,787
CHICK A ROOFIE.
1170
00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,388
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE GUYS
1171
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,257
WERE PLANNING ON DOING TO YOU,
1172
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,126
SWEETHEART, BUT DON'T WORRY --
1173
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,328
WE ARE GENTLEMEN.
1174
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,096
[ LAUGHS ]
1175
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:27,398
>> HEY, HEY, I WANT TO SEE, MAN.
1176
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,367
HEY, ARE HER EARS PIERCED?
1177
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:33,739
>> YEAH, BUDDY -- PIERCED EARS.
1178
00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:35,206
>> THAT IS SO HOT.
1179
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,942
>> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
1180
00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:39,277
OH, WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE?
1181
00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:41,780
IS THAT A LITTLE VOMIT ON YOUR
1182
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,313
FACE?
1183
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:46,017
AH, THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL.
1184
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,987
DO YOU, DRUNK, PASSED-OUT BRIDE,
1185
00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,322
TAKE ME TO BE YOUR LAWFUL
1186
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:52,357
HUSBAND?
1187
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,093
[ High-pitched voice ] I DO!
1188
00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:57,929
[ Normal voice ] OHH. I DO, TOO.
1189
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,464
MARRY US, GATOR.
1190
00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:02,067
>> FROM THE POWER INVESTED
1191
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:05,003
INSIDE OF ME, I ANNOUNCE YOU TO
1192
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,537
BE MAN AND WIFE.
1193
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,940
YOU CAN KISS THE BRIDE NOW.
1194
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,275
>> OHH.
1195
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:13,178
THANK GOD I FOUND YOU.
1196
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,818
OHH! OHH!
1197
00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,853
>> [ VOMITS ]
1198
00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:22,921
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
1199
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,823
>> DUDE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT
1200
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:25,824
THE FUCK DOWN.
1201
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:30,295
IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
1202
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,063
HEY.
1203
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,799
HEY. I'M GATOR.
1204
00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:36,101
>> ARE YOU A PRIEST?
1205
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:39,404
>> NO, NO. I'M NOT A PRIEST.
1206
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:43,208
HEY, YOU'VE GOT NICE HAIR.
1207
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:47,879
>> [ GROANING ]
1208
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:55,253
[ CRASH ]
1209
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,092
>> [ GRUNTING ]
1210
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,393
I WISH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS HAD
1211
00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:03,361
MOPEDS OR SOMETHING!
1212
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:04,562
>> WE GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING
1213
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:05,196
ELSE OUT!
1214
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,464
WE'RE NOT GONNA CATCH THEM LIKE
1215
00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:06,965
THIS!
1216
00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:08,233
>> SHUSH! SHE'S TALKING TO ME!
1217
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,034
>> WHO? DOREEN?
1218
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:10,201
YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT?
1219
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,903
>> NO, YOU IDIOT -- BLACK MAMA!
1220
00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,204
>> YEAH, I HEAR HER, TOO!
1221
00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,873
SHE'S SAYING, "I'M BLACK MAMA!
1222
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,441
I'M BIG! I'M BLACK! I'M SLUTTY!"
1223
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,076
>> YOU WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT
1224
00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:18,476
MY VAN!
1225
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,477
SHOW SOME RESPECT!
1226
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,846
NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
1227
00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:22,047
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
1228
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:23,281
>> WHAT IS THAT -- DOREEN?!
1229
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,483
DOREEN!
1230
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,185
[ BICYCLE BELL DINGS ]
1231
00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:28,386
>> [ MUTTERING ]
1232
00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:29,387
>> AAAAAH!
1233
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,056
>> SON OF A BITCH!
1234
00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:34,025
>> SHE BIT MY EAR OFF!
1235
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,160
>> WHAT'S WHAT YOU GET,
1236
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,894
GOD DAMN IT!
1237
00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:36,928
>> HA HA! I GOT HER!
1238
00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:38,964
NO! AAAAAAAH!
1239
00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:42,067
STOP IT! HELP ME! TRAVIS!
1240
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:42,400
HURRY!
1241
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,368
>> YOU GOT TO DO IT.
1242
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,269
KEEP HER A SECOND.
1243
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,337
>> AAH! OH, NO! NO!
1244
00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:47,472
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1245
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:48,573
AAH! AAH!
1246
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,408
ARE YOU FUCKING SICK?!
1247
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,542
ARE YOU FUCKING SICK?!
1248
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,111
>> RELAX! I'M ON TO SOMETHING!
1249
00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:57,115
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1250
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,584
>> HEY, SIS.
1251
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:01,920
DOWN THE CHUTE, DOREEN.
1252
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:07,458
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1253
00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:11,396
IS IT BAD, MAN?
1254
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:12,931
TELL ME IT'S NOT BAD.
1255
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,099
TELL ME! TELL ME!
1256
00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:16,101
>> WELL, YOU GOT SOME FRONT-END
1257
00:47:16,101 --> 00:47:18,303
DAMAGE, PLUS YOU WERE TOWED.
1258
00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:20,005
WITH ALL THE BLOOD AND MESS WE
1259
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,439
GOT TO CLEAN OUT OF IT, IT'S
1260
00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:23,041
GONNA COST YOU JUST A LITTLE
1261
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:23,641
OVER A "G."
1262
00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:24,342
>> A WHAT?!
1263
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,610
I AIN'T GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY
1264
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:26,311
ON ME, MAN!
1265
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:27,612
HANK, YOU GOT THAT KIND OF CASH
1266
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:28,213
ON YOU?!
1267
00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,147
>> NOT ON ME, MAN.
1268
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,381
I MEAN, I SPENT IT ALL ON GAS
1269
00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:31,516
AND FRICKIN' PAINKILLERS.
1270
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:32,250
>> SHIT!
1271
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,019
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU FELLAS WANT
1272
00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:34,585
ME TO DO?
1273
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,954
>> I NEED YOU TO FIX IT, ALL
1274
00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:36,321
RIGHT?!
1275
00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:36,988
WE NEED IT!
1276
00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,223
I'M TRYING TO GET AN EXORCISM
1277
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:39,490
FOR MY WIFE, AND, WELL, FIX IT,
1278
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,158
ALL RIGHT?!
1279
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:40,691
>> ALL RIGHT.
1280
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,127
WE'LL HAVE IT READY BY THE END
1281
00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:43,261
OF THE DAY FOR YOU FELLAS.
1282
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:44,062
>> THANK YOU!
1283
00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:45,130
BE GENTLE WITH HER --
1284
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,064
YOU HEAR ME?! --
1285
00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:47,098
LIKE SHE'S YOUR OWN!
1286
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:48,399
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, HANK?!
1287
00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,700
EVEN IF WE POOL OUR MONEY, WE
1288
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,269
AIN'T GOT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO
1289
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:52,437
VEGAS, LET ALONE FIX PAM!
1290
00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:52,971
>> HEY!
1291
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:53,972
>> AH, MY MAIN MAN, EASY!
1292
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:54,605
>> LISTEN! LISTEN!
1293
00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:55,340
YOU CHILL OUT!
1294
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:55,974
YOU MAN UP!
1295
00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:56,641
YOU MAN THE FUCK UP!
1296
00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:57,375
>> I AM A MAN!
1297
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,543
I'M A MAN WHO'S IN LOVE WITH A
1298
00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,644
WOMAN, AND THE WOMAN IS THAT
1299
00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:00,511
VAN, AND SHE'S DYING
1300
00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:01,179
ON ME, HANK!
1301
00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:03,481
YOU HEAR ME?!
1302
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:04,615
DAMN IT!
1303
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,517
>> SHIT.
1304
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:09,120
>> [ GRUNTING ]
1305
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,356
>> DAMN IT! SHIT!
1306
00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:12,623
>> SHE'S SO FAST!
1307
00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:15,226
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1308
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,562
>> GOOD JOB.
1309
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,497
>> OH, OH, OH!
1310
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,999
>> GOD DAMN IT!
1311
00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:22,667
COME ON, DOREEN! STOP!
1312
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,735
>> GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
1313
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,570
COME ON.
1314
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,973
HOLY HELL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
1315
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,574
LOOK! CASH PRIZES, MAN!
1316
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:31,609
SHE TOLD ME YOU USED TO BE A
1317
00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,510
CHAMPION!
1318
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,079
HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE, RIGHT?
1319
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,480
>> YEAH. THAT -- THAT WAS BEFORE
1320
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,714
I LOST TWO FINGERS, THOUGH!
1321
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,715
>> AND PART OF YOUR EAR.
1322
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:38,716
WHAT'S THAT MATTER, MAN?!
1323
00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,051
WE NEED MONEY! LET'S DO THIS!
1324
00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:41,186
>> NO. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
1325
00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:41,552
COME ON.
1326
00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:42,187
>> COME ON.
1327
00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,121
WE GOT TO GET THE VAN.
1328
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:44,255
SHE'S GOING THIS WAY ANYWAYS.
1329
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,290
LET'S NOT FIGHT IT, BUDDY.
1330
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,192
IT'S A SIGN. COME ON.
1331
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,463
IT'S ON.
1332
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,099
>> LET'S DO THIS FOR DOREEN,
1333
00:48:54,099 --> 00:48:54,432
HUH?
1334
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,235
>> ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
1335
00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,270
>> STAY PUT, BABY.
1336
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,474
BE RIGHT BACK.
1337
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:04,642
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE!
1338
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:06,011
LET'S EXCITED FOR BEACH
1339
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:06,577
VOLLEYBALL!
1340
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:07,678
WHOO!
1341
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,414
BEST GAME, 2 OUT OF 3.
1342
00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,681
EACH MATCH TO 15.
1343
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,083
ARE YOU READY?!
1344
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,284
YEAH!
1345
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,620
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1346
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,502
>> [ SNARLS ]
1347
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:34,572
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1348
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,080
>> TRAVIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
1349
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,414
YOU GOT TO WAKE UP, TRAVIS!
1350
00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:44,482
YOU GOT TO WAKE UP!
1351
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,783
TAKE IT OUT ON THAT BITCH!
1352
00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:46,784
YOU BRING IT HOME!
1353
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,286
THIS IS IT -- YOUR MOMENT!
1354
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:49,054
REDEMPTION!
1355
00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:50,088
>> I'M ON IT!
1356
00:49:50,088 --> 00:49:52,057
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1357
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,370
>> SHIT!
1358
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:11,509
[ BONES CRUNCH ]
1359
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,411
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1360
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:27,125
>> I NEVER WON A TROPHY BEFORE.
1361
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,527
>> NOT EVEN IN LITTLE LEAGUE?
1362
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:31,162
>> NEVER PLAYED.
1363
00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:33,398
>> YOU KNOW, MY DAD WAS A COACH.
1364
00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:35,466
I PLAYED, AND I FUCKING HATED
1365
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,335
IT.
1366
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,403
>> MY DAD WAS AN ASSHOLE --
1367
00:50:38,403 --> 00:50:40,671
STOLE FROM HIS OWN FAMILY.
1368
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,640
>> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT
1369
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,208
IT.
1370
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,109
>> NO, MAN.
1371
00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:45,276
>> NO, SERIOUSLY.
1372
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:48,313
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
1373
00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:49,480
>> LOOK, IF YOU'RE JUST TRYING
1374
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,648
TO GET ME TO ADMIT I'M A LOSER
1375
00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:51,749
OR SOMETHING, IT AIN'T GONNA
1376
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:52,450
HAPPEN, HANK.
1377
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,119
>> HEY, NO LOSER COULD BUILD A
1378
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,620
LEASH FOR DOREEN, AND NO LOSER
1379
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,255
COULD SPIKE A VOLLEYBALL LIKE
1380
00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:57,622
THAT.
1381
00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:58,656
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, MAN.
1382
00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:00,191
I JUST HAD SHITTY ROLE MODELS,
1383
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:00,625
YOU KNOW?
1384
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,193
MY DADDY LEFT RIGHT AFTER I WAS
1385
00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,528
BORN, ONLY TO COME BACK 7 YEARS
1386
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,130
LATER AND DO THE SAME DAMN THING
1387
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:05,596
TO DOREEN.
1388
00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,764
>> LIKE A CICADA.
1389
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,699
>> I WAS KIND OF THINKING LIKE
1390
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,568
AN ASSHOLE FATHER, BUT, YEAH,
1391
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,569
CICADA WORKS.
1392
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:14,172
>> SORRY.
1393
00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:15,840
>> SHIT OF IT IS I'M STARTING TO
1394
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,675
FEEL JUST LIKE HIM, MAN -- SHOW
1395
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,444
BACK UP JUST TO RUIN HER WHOLE
1396
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:19,844
LIFE.
1397
00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:21,479
>> HEY, LOOK, THAT'S NOT HOW IT
1398
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:22,147
HAPPENED.
1399
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:23,314
>> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT
1400
00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:24,215
HAPPENED, HANK.
1401
00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,650
>> YOU'RE NOT AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE
1402
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:26,851
YOU HAD A SHITTY FATHER.
1403
00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:27,718
YOUR FATHER WAS AN ASSHOLE
1404
00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,686
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE
1405
00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:31,489
LIKE YOU AROUND.
1406
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,224
>> THANKS, HANK.
1407
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,260
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
1408
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,894
>> I TRY TO BE.
1409
00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:38,429
>> BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT RIGHT
1410
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,364
NOW, LITTLE BUDDY.
1411
00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:40,198
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1412
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:40,931
I FEEL LIKE SHIT.
1413
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,400
I HAVEN'T GOT SLEEP IN, WHAT,
1414
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,601
30 HOURS?
1415
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,403
I COULD USE SOME SLEEP.
1416
00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:46,604
>> I GOT YOUR BACK, LITTLE
1417
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:46,937
BUDDY.
1418
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,439
WHEN WE GO PICK UP BLACK MAMA,
1419
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,507
YOU GET SOME SHUT-EYE.
1420
00:51:49,507 --> 00:51:51,709
I'LL TAKE THE FIRST ROUND.
1421
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,810
COME ON.
1422
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,712
>> ALL RIGHT.
1423
00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:10,795
>> WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?
1424
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,197
>> THE INCULTA DEMON.
1425
00:52:12,197 --> 00:52:13,331
>> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
1426
00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:14,765
[ CRYING ]
1427
00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:16,734
AND I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
1428
00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,269
>> YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
1429
00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:21,706
>> ANYTHING.
1430
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:22,573
>> AAH!
1431
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:23,508
>> WHAT THE FUCK?!
1432
00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,343
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1433
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:27,312
AAH! AAH! AAH!
1434
00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:29,780
AAH! AAH!
1435
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,882
AAAH! DOREEN!
1436
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,251
SEDATE HER!
1437
00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:35,753
DOREEN, PLEASE STOP!
1438
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,921
>> I GOT IT!
1439
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:38,489
>> [ GROWLING ]
1440
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:39,357
>> FUCK!
1441
00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:40,591
>> HERE WE GO!
1442
00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:43,928
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1443
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:52,337
>> HANK, SORRY, MAN.
1444
00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:53,838
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1445
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,740
OH, MAN.
1446
00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:59,477
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1447
00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:01,379
SIS?
1448
00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:06,751
SIS?
1449
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,361
[ INDISTINCT VOICES WHISPERING ]
1450
00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,969
WHOA.
1451
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,705
OHH. WHOA.
1452
00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,773
[ GROANS ]
1453
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,610
[ WHISPERING CONTINUES ]
1454
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,783
>> [ GRUNTING ]
1455
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:15,686
[ GROWLING ]
1456
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:23,528
[ WHISPERING CONTINUES ]
1457
00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:44,449
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1458
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:20,851
[ GROANING ]
1459
00:55:31,396 --> 00:55:33,097
HI, DOREEN!
1460
00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:36,066
IT'S ME!
1461
00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:40,104
HELLO, HANK!
1462
00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:43,741
OH, DOREEN!
1463
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:46,511
COME HERE AND GIVE ME A KISS!
1464
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,479
I LOVE YOU!
1465
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,415
COME ON!
1466
00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:54,552
>> [ GROWLING ]
1467
00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:58,122
[ ROARS ]
1468
00:55:58,122 --> 00:56:00,925
[ GROANING ]
1469
00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:03,728
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1470
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:05,663
GOOD NIGHT!
1471
00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:08,433
SHIT.
1472
00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:09,434
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1473
00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:11,502
AAH-AAH!
1474
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:13,070
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1475
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,573
OH, SHIT.
1476
00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:19,477
NO. DAMN.
1477
00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,379
[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1478
00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:24,775
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1479
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,040
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1480
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,714
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1481
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,556
>> [ SNORTS ]
1482
00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:14,925
UH...WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
1483
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,828
>> OH, MORNING, SWEETHEART.
1484
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,263
>> OH, MY GOD. I FEEL AWFUL.
1485
00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:20,731
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
1486
00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:22,299
>> OH, I HIT A POTHOLE WHILE YOU
1487
00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:23,601
WERE SLEEPING, MAN.
1488
00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,169
YOU BANGED THE HELL OUT OF YOUR
1489
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:25,736
HEAD.
1490
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,004
>> THAT'S SOME POTHOLE.
1491
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:27,872
JESUS CHRIST.
1492
00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:29,139
MY FUCKING HEAD IS SPLITTING.
1493
00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:29,974
>> YEAH. YEAH.
1494
00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,275
WE'RE ALMOST TO VEGAS, THOUGH,
1495
00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:34,879
MAN.
1496
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:36,013
>> WHY ARE THERE SCRATCHES ALL
1497
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:36,747
OVER MY FACE?!
1498
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:37,948
>> I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR FACE WAS
1499
00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:38,916
ALREADY LIKE THAT, MAN.
1500
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:39,884
>> MY FACE WASN'T ALWAYS
1501
00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:40,284
LIKE THIS!
1502
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,686
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!
1503
00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:42,820
>> WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU
1504
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:43,688
WANT ME TO SAY, MAN?
1505
00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:44,822
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE A
1506
00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:45,289
SLEEPWALKER.
1507
00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:46,691
YOU CHALLENGED DOREEN TO A FIGHT
1508
00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:47,658
WHILE YOU WERE OUT, MAN.
1509
00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:48,593
IT WAS GRUESOME, TOO.
1510
00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:49,794
I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN HORN
1511
00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:50,928
OR ANYTHING, BUT I DID JUMP IN
1512
00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,697
AND SAVE THE DAY.
1513
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:56,701
HEY, MAN, LOOK. LOOK.
1514
00:58:56,701 --> 00:59:00,605
THERE YOU GO. FOR YOU, BUDDY.
1515
00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,006
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
1516
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,340
>> IT'S A BALL GAG, MAN.
1517
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,142
>> WOW. I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN
1518
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,777
SHOPPING OFF OUR REGISTRY.
1519
00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:07,712
THANKS, BUDDY.
1520
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,146
>> IT'S FOR DOREEN, SO SHE
1521
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,981
DOESN'T BITE ANYTHING ELSE OFF.
1522
00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,317
>> OH.
1523
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,819
THAT'S PRETTY GENIUS, BUDDY.
1524
00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:16,186
>> YEAH. I'M THINKING, MAN --
1525
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,723
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
1526
00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:20,057
YOU GOT TO PUT IT ON HER,
1527
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,926
THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
1528
00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:23,260
IT'S IMPERATIVE ONE OF US KEEP
1529
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,795
ALL OUR DIGITS, FOR DRIVING
1530
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,664
PURPOSES AND ALL.
1531
00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:27,832
YOU GOT LESS TO LOSE.
1532
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:30,334
>> [ SIGHS ]
1533
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,302
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1534
00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:39,176
>> VEGAS, MAN -- MY SECOND
1535
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,811
FAVORITE BITCH!
1536
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,648
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1537
01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:01,732
>> HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED
1538
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:02,967
TO FIND A PRIEST IN A CITY
1539
01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:04,201
THAT'S FILLED WITH, I DON'T
1540
01:00:04,201 --> 01:00:05,970
KNOW, A MILLION PEOPLE?
1541
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,337
>> WELL, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
1542
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,238
RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
1543
01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:09,439
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT GETTING
1544
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,140
HERE, OKAY?
1545
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,976
AND WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM.
1546
01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,410
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1547
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,179
WHERE YOU WANT TO START?
1548
01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,146
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1549
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:17,748
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK A
1550
01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,216
PRIEST WOULD HIDE IN SIN CITY?
1551
01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:20,718
>> HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
1552
01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:21,418
CHAPELS, RIGHT?
1553
01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:23,120
THERE'S A WHOLE SHIT TON OF 'EM
1554
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,755
ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN RIGHT
1555
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:25,322
DOWN THERE.
1556
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:26,857
>> SO, YOU MEAN GO TO EVERY
1557
01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:28,158
WEDDING CHAPEL AND ASK FOR
1558
01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:29,393
JOHNNY PRIEST?
1559
01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:32,629
[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1560
01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:25,149
>> AH, SHIT.
1561
01:01:25,149 --> 01:01:26,083
THIS SHIT AIN'T FUCKING
1562
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:26,751
WORKING, MAN!
1563
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:27,852
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND FOR
1564
01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:28,452
TWO GODDAMN HOURS!
1565
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:29,386
HE'S A STREET PREACHER.
1566
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:30,755
WE NEED TO GET OUT ON THE STREET
1567
01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:33,190
TO FIND HIM!
1568
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,124
>> BUT WHAT THE HELL ARE WE
1569
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:38,062
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH DOREEN, HUH?
1570
01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,264
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1571
01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:22,206
>> THAT BITCH CAN'T HOLD HER
1572
01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:23,207
LIQUOR.
1573
01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:25,109
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1574
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:30,414
>> OHH.
1575
01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:32,482
HANK, HELP ME OUT, MAN.
1576
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,350
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
1577
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,218
>> GETTING TIRED.
1578
01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:35,252
GETTING A BACK SPASM OR
1579
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:35,920
SOMETHING.
1580
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,054
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND A
1581
01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:39,289
HOTEL, MAN.
1582
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,025
>> WHAT'S OUR BEST BET, YOU
1583
01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:41,491
THINK?
1584
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:42,459
>> [ GROANS ]
1585
01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:46,230
LET'S GO BACK TO THE VAN.
1586
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:49,133
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
1587
01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:57,274
GET HER HEAD.
1588
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,075
>> YEAH, I GOT IT.
1589
01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:58,608
>> YOU GOT IT?
1590
01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,609
>> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP,
1591
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,580
YEP.
1592
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:04,414
>> ROOM US.
1593
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,183
>> SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE
1594
01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:06,616
GROOM?
1595
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,152
>> OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS.
1596
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,920
CAN YOU JUST GIVE US A ROOM SO
1597
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,355
WE CAN BE ON OUR WAY, BUD?
1598
01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:12,589
>> YOU TWO SEEM TO BE IN
1599
01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:13,257
TROUBLE.
1600
01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:14,491
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
1601
01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,160
>> YOU AIN'T JOHNNY THE PRIEST,
1602
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:16,626
ARE YOU?
1603
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:17,361
>> NOPE.
1604
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,195
>> WELL...
1605
01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:20,030
>> YEAH? WELL, THEN, YOU CAN'T
1606
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,065
HELP US, BUDDY.
1607
01:03:21,065 --> 01:03:22,933
>> HE DID MARRY ME AND MY WIFE
1608
01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:23,868
10 YEARS AGO.
1609
01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:25,035
>> NO SHIT. WHERE?
1610
01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:27,004
>> IN SOME SHITTY PLACE --
1611
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,206
PURPLE PALACE CHURCH, RIGHT OFF
1612
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:30,174
THE STRIP.
1613
01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,275
>> GOD DAMN! PERFECT, MAN!
1614
01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:32,476
WE PUT HER IN THE ROOM, GO GET
1615
01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:33,878
THE PRIEST, AND WE GET DOREEN
1616
01:03:33,878 --> 01:03:34,178
BACK.
1617
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:34,945
>> LET'S DO IT.
1618
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:37,414
>> [ GROANS ]
1619
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,615
NOT HOW YOU EXPECTED TO SPEND
1620
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:41,285
YOUR HONEYMOON, HUH?
1621
01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,486
WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE
1622
01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:43,954
GUYS THAT HIDES UNDER THAT MEEK
1623
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,222
EXTERIOR WITH SOME LITTLE SEXUAL
1624
01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:46,423
WAITING TO COME OUT, ARE YOU?
1625
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,657
DOREEN AND YOU AIN'T INTO THIS
1626
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,358
SHIT, RIGHT?
1627
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,360
DON'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT.
1628
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,996
>> DO YOU EVER STOP?
1629
01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:52,997
JESUS.
1630
01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,432
LET'S JUST GO FIND JOHNNY.
1631
01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:56,666
>> WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM,
1632
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,902
MAN?
1633
01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,207
BE RIGHT BACK, SIS.
1634
01:04:03,207 --> 01:04:06,110
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
1635
01:04:23,327 --> 01:04:24,094
>> HEY, MAN.
1636
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,429
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED
1637
01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,263
JOHNNY PRIEST.
1638
01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:27,197
YOU HEARD OF HIM?
1639
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,532
>> YEAH. HE'S HANGING OUT WITH
1640
01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,100
MY BUDDIES HAMILTON AND JACKSON.
1641
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,401
>> WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE
1642
01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:32,236
COULD FIND HIM?
1643
01:04:32,236 --> 01:04:33,470
>> WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR
1644
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,671
WALLET, MAN?
1645
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:37,274
>> FUCK YOU, MAN.
1646
01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:40,978
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
1647
01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:47,551
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
1648
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:50,420
>> JOHNNY PRIEST!
1649
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:56,560
JOHNNY PRIEST!
1650
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,527
JOHNNY PRIEST?!
1651
01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:58,462
>> HEY, JOHNNY!
1652
01:04:58,462 --> 01:04:59,496
>> JOHNNY PRIEST!
1653
01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,998
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
1654
01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,166
>> HI. WHERE'S JOHNNY?
1655
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,300
>> WE NEED TO TALK TO
1656
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,201
JOHNNY PRIEST.
1657
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:05,502
>> JOHNNY? OH, I'M SORRY.
1658
01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:06,436
>> NO, NO, NO.
1659
01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:08,205
LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE SORRY,
1660
01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:08,973
ALL RIGHT?
1661
01:05:08,973 --> 01:05:10,074
JUST GO GET JOHNNY.
1662
01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:11,008
IT'S IMPORTANT.
1663
01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:11,675
>> I'M SORRY.
1664
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:13,643
JOHNNY IS NO LONGER WITH US.
1665
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:15,245
>> WAIT. WH-WHAT DOES THAT
1666
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,746
MEAN -- HE'S, LIKE, NO LONGER
1667
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,448
HERE OR NO LONGER HERE, AS IN
1668
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:19,249
"LIVING"?
1669
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,118
>> HE LEFT OUR CHURCH SEVERAL
1670
01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:23,053
YEARS AGO TO FIGHT EVIL IN THE
1671
01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:25,489
WORLD AMONG US, AND WE RECEIVED
1672
01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,691
NEWS SHORTLY THEREAFTER THAT HE
1673
01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:28,658
PASSED ON.
1674
01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,227
>> OHH.
1675
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:35,665
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1676
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,102
HEY, CAN YOU PERFORM AN
1677
01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:39,236
EXORCISM?
1678
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:40,204
>> EXCUSE ME?
1679
01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:42,139
>> CAN YOU GET DEMONS OUT, LADY?
1680
01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,440
>> UM, NO. I'M SORRY.
1681
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,774
WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
1682
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:48,012
>> UGH! SHIT! WHY NOT?!
1683
01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,146
GOD!
1684
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,048
>> GOD BLESS.
1685
01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:57,687
>> HANK, MAN, HEY. HEY. HEY.
1686
01:05:57,687 --> 01:05:59,789
CALM DOWN. LOOK, I'M SORRY.
1687
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:00,424
>> NO. NO.
1688
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:01,158
>> I'M SORRY.
1689
01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:02,159
>> YOU'RE DONE, TRAVIS!
1690
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,360
>> DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN.
1691
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:03,793
>> NO, NO.
1692
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,262
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY, AND
1693
01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:06,530
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
1694
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,798
I MEAN...
1695
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:13,270
I LOST MY WIFE.
1696
01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:14,471
>> LOOK, MAN, WE CAN'T FUCKING
1697
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,039
GIVE UP.
1698
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,073
THERE'S A MILLION GODDAMN
1699
01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:17,041
CHURCHES IN THIS TOWN.
1700
01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:18,175
WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN
1701
01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:18,575
HELP HER.
1702
01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:20,344
>> NO.
1703
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,545
>> IF NOTHING ELSE, AT THE
1704
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,147
HOSPITAL, YOU CAN GET PATCHED UP
1705
01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:24,514
OR THEY -- THEY CAN SEDATE HER
1706
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,149
FOR GOOD.
1707
01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,450
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, BUT WE
1708
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,417
CAN'T GODDAMN QUIT.
1709
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,353
>> NO, I'M DONE.
1710
01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:32,789
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
1711
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:35,592
AND ALL I WANT TO DO...
1712
01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,527
IS GO SPEND THE LAST FEW MOMENTS
1713
01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:39,729
WITH MY WIFE.
1714
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,631
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
1715
01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:43,167
THERE.
1716
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:45,535
IN FACT...
1717
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,237
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
1718
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:50,340
TRAVIS.
1719
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,276
>> COME ON, BROTHER.
1720
01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:53,210
>> NO. NO.
1721
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,511
[ CHUCKLES ]
1722
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,347
DON'T YOU "BROTHER" ME, OKAY?
1723
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,349
CALL ME "BROSEPH," WHATEVER THE
1724
01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:00,517
FUCK YOU CALL ME.
1725
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,686
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ASININE.
1726
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,488
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
1727
01:07:04,488 --> 01:07:06,723
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU AT THE
1728
01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:07,624
WEDDING.
1729
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:11,761
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER...
1730
01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:13,530
NEVER...
1731
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,532
LET YOU WEASEL YOUR WAY BACK
1732
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,135
INTO DOREEN'S LIFE.
1733
01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:30,814
BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP, TRAVIS.
1734
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,782
I DID.
1735
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,751
>> I SEE. YEAH.
1736
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:37,654
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, HUH?
1737
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,223
POOR FUCKING HANK.
1738
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,590
POOR FUCKING HANK.
1739
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,159
WHAT ABOUT DOREEN?
1740
01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:43,327
I AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP ON HER.
1741
01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:44,494
I SWORE TO GOD TO MY MOM THAT
1742
01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:45,729
I'D TAKE CARE OF HER, AND THAT'S
1743
01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:46,796
EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
1744
01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,165
WHICH MEANS I'M NOT GONNA LET
1745
01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:49,366
HER SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE
1746
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:50,534
WITH A NO-GOOD FUCKING QUITTER
1747
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,135
LIKE YOU.
1748
01:07:51,135 --> 01:07:52,236
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE ANOTHER
1749
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,403
FUCKING PANIC ATTACK, YOU LITTLE
1750
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,239
PUSSY?
1751
01:07:55,239 --> 01:07:56,273
GO ON!
1752
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,175
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
1753
01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:03,680
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THOSE
1754
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,582
FUCKING PILLS!
1755
01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:22,232
COME ON, GOD DAMN IT.
1756
01:08:22,232 --> 01:08:26,670
[ SIREN WAILING ]
1757
01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:43,220
>> COP!
1758
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:45,322
[ WAILING CONTINUES ]
1759
01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:53,930
>> GET DOWN!
1760
01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:56,566
CHECK HIS POCKETS.
1761
01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,869
>> WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY.
1762
01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,605
>> WHAT'S HE GOT?
1763
01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:02,872
>> NO WALLET.
1764
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:03,940
FINGERS.
1765
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:05,309
SICK FUCK!
1766
01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,244
>> FUCK THIS, MAN.
1767
01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:09,145
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1768
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:22,526
>> [ GRUNTING ]
1769
01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,794
>> HANG ON, HANK!
1770
01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:27,631
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1771
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:28,532
OH, SHIT!
1772
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,467
LET ME S-- OH, FUCK, MAN!
1773
01:09:30,467 --> 01:09:31,335
YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
1774
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:31,768
YOU OKAY?
1775
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:33,237
HANK, HANK, HANK, YOU'RE ALL
1776
01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:33,737
RIGHT, MAN.
1777
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:34,571
HANG IN THERE.
1778
01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:35,605
HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
1779
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,873
COME ON. COME ON. I GOT YOU.
1780
01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,275
I GOT YOU, GOD DAMN IT.
1781
01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:40,644
HE-E-E-LP M-E-E-E!
1782
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,246
HANK, DON'T GO TO SLEEP, MAN.
1783
01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:43,547
HANK, STAY WITH ME, BUDDY!
1784
01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:44,381
STAY WITH ME!
1785
01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:44,848
COME ON!
1786
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,516
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN!
1787
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,651
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
1788
01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:48,752
[ GASPS ]
1789
01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:53,823
>> FOLLOW ME.
1790
01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,359
>> WE GOT HELP, DUDE.
1791
01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,326
WE GOT HELP.
1792
01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,827
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
1793
01:09:57,827 --> 01:10:00,364
[ GROANS ]
1794
01:10:00,364 --> 01:10:02,266
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1795
01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:08,705
[ SIREN WAILING ]
1796
01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:15,779
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN.
1797
01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:20,617
I GOT HELP.
1798
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,320
>> TEAR OPEN HIS VEST.
1799
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,522
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1800
01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,424
OH, SHIT.
1801
01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:35,665
>> PLACE YOUR HAND HERE.
1802
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:36,966
>> ALL RIGHT.
1803
01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:38,768
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
1804
01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,870
>> COAGULATE THE WOUND.
1805
01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:42,372
>> ALL RIGHT.
1806
01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:45,074
>> NOW LET'S SEE.
1807
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,711
YOU HOLD IT.
1808
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,314
BOY...
1809
01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:52,782
THIS IS GONNA HURT.
1810
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:57,754
[ SPEAKING LATIN ]
1811
01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,536
>> AAH! HOLY SHIT!
1812
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:15,405
HEY! HANK! HANK!
1813
01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:16,740
IT'S ME, MAN!
1814
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:17,841
YOU OKAY?
1815
01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:19,876
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1816
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:23,747
>> OH, MAN!
1817
01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,814
HOLY SHIT.
1818
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:26,450
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
1819
01:11:26,450 --> 01:11:28,618
>> YOU WOULD NEVER FUCKING
1820
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:33,657
BELIEVE IT.
1821
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:37,327
[ SIREN WAILING ]
1822
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:44,368
>> IS THAT JOHNNY PRIEST?
1823
01:11:44,368 --> 01:11:46,536
>> YEAH. I THINK SO, MAN.
1824
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,605
I THINK SO.
1825
01:11:48,605 --> 01:11:51,074
[ GRUNTS ]
1826
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:54,744
COME ON.
1827
01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:57,414
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
1828
01:11:57,414 --> 01:12:00,149
FATHER.
1829
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:05,154
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME.
1830
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,491
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED
1831
01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:09,826
JOHNNY PRIEST.
1832
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,961
DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND
1833
01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:12,629
HIM?
1834
01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:15,532
>> I NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
1835
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:18,902
NOW SCRAM.
1836
01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:21,805
>> LISTEN, JOHNNY, WE NEED YOUR
1837
01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:24,441
HELP.
1838
01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:25,909
>> [ GRUNTS ]
1839
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:27,877
DON'T GET BOILED, MACARONI.
1840
01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:31,047
>> IT'S COOL! IT'S COOL, MAN!
1841
01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:33,450
LOOK! THIS BROUGHT US HERE, MAN!
1842
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:34,984
[ GROANS ]
1843
01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,686
SHIT, MAN.
1844
01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,556
>> HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
1845
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,157
>> I GOT STABBED.
1846
01:12:41,157 --> 01:12:43,627
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1847
01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:46,763
OH-HO. YEAH, YOU DID.
1848
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:47,964
[ CHUCKLES ]
1849
01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:50,434
>> THEY SAID YOU'S DEAD.
1850
01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:51,935
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1851
01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:54,504
JUST DEAD IN THE EYES OF GOD.
1852
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,507
CHURCH NEVER WANTED ME.
1853
01:12:57,507 --> 01:13:00,444
SAID THAT I WAS...
1854
01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:04,481
TOO BIG FOR MY FAITH.
1855
01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:06,550
CHURCH GOT [CHUCKLES]
1856
01:13:06,550 --> 01:13:08,785
UNCOMFORTABLE -- FEARED TOO
1857
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:11,054
MUCH, FEARED ME.
1858
01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:13,923
>> MY WIFE IS POSSESSED...
1859
01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:17,894
AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
1860
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:22,832
>> HEY, TALL STACK, GOT A FAG?
1861
01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:23,833
>> YOU SAVED HANK, MAN.
1862
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,001
YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER THE FUCK
1863
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:29,939
YOU WANT.
1864
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:31,841
>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1865
01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:32,842
THANKS.
1866
01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:36,480
I NEEDED THAT.
1867
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,146
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND
1868
01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,783
THAT NECKLACE OR WHERE YOU HEARD
1869
01:13:39,783 --> 01:13:41,851
ABOUT ME, BUT I'M OUT THE
1870
01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:42,819
BUSINESS.
1871
01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:44,721
I'M RETIRED.
1872
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:45,722
>> WELL, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF
1873
01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:46,690
RETIREMENT AND SAVE MY WIFE'S
1874
01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:47,791
LIFE!
1875
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:50,727
>> LISTEN, BOY -- I DO FUNERALS,
1876
01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:53,096
BAPTISMS, AND BACHELORETTE
1877
01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:56,900
PARTIES, AND THAT'S IT.
1878
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,101
>> WE NEED YOUR HELP, JOHNNY.
1879
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,235
WE DROVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE
1880
01:13:59,235 --> 01:13:59,803
COUNTRY!
1881
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:00,570
>> NO, TRAVIS!
1882
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,738
TRAVIS, LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
1883
01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:02,739
>> NO! FUCK THAT, MAN!
1884
01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,873
DOREEN AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME!
1885
01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,742
>> NO.
1886
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,644
HE'S JUST A DRUNK WITH FRIED
1887
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:08,211
BRAINS.
1888
01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:09,613
HE CAN'T HELP US.
1889
01:14:09,613 --> 01:14:11,247
HE COULD NEVER HELP US!
1890
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:16,085
THE LEGEND OF JOHNNY PRIEST...
1891
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:21,057
WAS JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.
1892
01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:22,692
>> LOOK!
1893
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,060
YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU GOT
1894
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,862
STABBED AND LOST A FEW FINGERS
1895
01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:27,163
THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, HUH?
1896
01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:28,932
THAT SHIT USED TO HAPPEN TO ME
1897
01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,634
AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK.
1898
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:32,035
I HAVE JET-SKIED DOWN THE
1899
01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:32,869
RIVER STYX.
1900
01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,804
I HAVE LITERALLY DANCED WITH THE
1901
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,540
DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT.
1902
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,007
I'M NOT ABOUT TO PUT ON MY
1903
01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:39,242
GET-DOWN SHOES FOR A
1904
01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:41,778
THREE-FINGERED RING BEARER.
1905
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:45,749
BESIDES...
1906
01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:46,983
I PAWNED ALL MY MATERIAL.
1907
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,284
>> NO! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!
1908
01:14:48,284 --> 01:14:49,953
I MARRIED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS,
1909
01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,287
WHO TOOK TWO FINGERS FROM ME,
1910
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,856
THREW UP ALL OVER THE WEDDING
1911
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:53,222
PARTY!
1912
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,691
I'VE BEEN DRIVING IN A CAR WITH
1913
01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:57,827
THIS GUY FOR THREE DAYS!
1914
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,228
NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
1915
01:14:59,228 --> 01:14:59,896
>> MM.
1916
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,765
>> SO, WE'RE GONNA GO GET YOUR
1917
01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:05,769
MATERIALS, AND THEN WE...
1918
01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:08,638
ARE GONNA SAVE MY WIFE.
1919
01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,840
>> YOU KNOW, BOY...
1920
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,209
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO FIGHT THE
1921
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,944
DEVIL WITH A DEMON.
1922
01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:17,146
ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE THAT
1923
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:17,981
DEMON?
1924
01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:22,952
>> I'LL BRING THE FUCKING HORNS.
1925
01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:25,321
>> WE SHALL SEE.
1926
01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:27,857
>> MY MAN.
1927
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:32,328
I'M GONNA GO GET PAM.
1928
01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:36,666
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1929
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:39,569
[ LAUGHS ]
1930
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:53,182
>> OPEN THE DOOR!
1931
01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:54,884
>> GO AWAY! WE'RE CLOSED!
1932
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,686
>> IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES!
1933
01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:57,954
OPEN THE DOOR, MAN!
1934
01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,122
>> MAN, WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?!
1935
01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,289
I SAID WE'RE FUCKING CLOSED!
1936
01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,390
>> YOU GIVE ME THE FINGER?
1937
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,826
YOU AIN'T GOT TO DO THAT SHIT.
1938
01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:03,927
COME OUTSIDE AND DO THAT.
1939
01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:04,728
>> MAN, GO HOME.
1940
01:16:04,728 --> 01:16:05,829
>> COME OUTSIDE AND DO IT!
1941
01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:06,996
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP, MAN.
1942
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,164
I'M GONNA MESS YOUR FACE UP.
1943
01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:08,865
TURN AROUND.
1944
01:16:08,865 --> 01:16:09,966
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR NOW.
1945
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:10,967
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW!
1946
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:11,968
>> YOU WANT THE DOOR OPEN?
1947
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:13,036
>> YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO.
1948
01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:13,703
>> ALL RIGHT.
1949
01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:14,671
I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
1950
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,204
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1951
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,205
>> AND I'M GONNA OPEN YOUR
1952
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:17,340
SKULL, TOO, MOTHERFUCKER. YEAH.
1953
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:18,241
>> YOU GONNA BRING IT?
1954
01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:19,175
YOU GOT TO OPEN THE DOOR
1955
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:19,743
TO DO IT.
1956
01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,344
>> YOUR MOUTH JUST WROTE A CHECK
1957
01:16:21,344 --> 01:16:22,679
YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH!
1958
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,647
>> I'M GONNA BUST IN!
1959
01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:24,047
>> YEAH.
1960
01:16:24,047 --> 01:16:25,348
I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHUP-ASS
1961
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:26,816
AND BAD INTENTIONS ON YOUR ASS,
1962
01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:27,350
MOTHERFUCKER.
1963
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:28,117
>> COME ON IN.
1964
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:28,885
>> YEAH, YEAH.
1965
01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:29,352
>> COME ON.
1966
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,353
RIGHT OVER HERE, BABY.
1967
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,655
>> YOU 'BOUT TO GET SOME.
1968
01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:32,021
>> AAH!
1969
01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:33,757
>> SHIT! SHIT!
1970
01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:34,924
>> [ GRUNTS ]
1971
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,893
AH-HA-HA!
1972
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,127
BACK UP.
1973
01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,963
>> WHAT DO THESE MATERIALS LOOK
1974
01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:42,298
LIKE?!
1975
01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:45,068
>> IT'S IN THERE.
1976
01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:47,370
>> BEAT HIS ASS, TRAV!
1977
01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:51,841
THAT'S SOME BEST-MAN SHIT!
1978
01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:52,776
>> I'M RIGHT HERE!
1979
01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:53,442
I'M RIGHT HERE!
1980
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,744
>> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1981
01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:55,444
>> LET'S GO. GO.
1982
01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:56,245
OH, WHAT'S UP?
1983
01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:58,081
WHOO! WHOO!
1984
01:16:58,081 --> 01:17:00,316
>> WHAT THE HELL?
1985
01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:02,018
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M
1986
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:06,289
LOOKING FOR!
1987
01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,390
J.P., IS THIS IT?
1988
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,425
>> NO.
1989
01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:11,294
BUT THIS IS.
1990
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,697
LET'S GO.
1991
01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:16,299
I DON'T DO THAT.
1992
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:17,466
>> OKAY.
1993
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,334
>> I'M GONNA DROP THIS.
1994
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,202
WE CAN GO MANO A MANO.
1995
01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,403
>> AH, SHIT!
1996
01:17:20,403 --> 01:17:21,905
DAMN IT! FUCK!
1997
01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:22,906
>> JUST STAY DOWN!
1998
01:17:22,906 --> 01:17:24,340
DOWN! STAY DOWN, GOD DAMN IT!
1999
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:25,074
STAY DOWN!
2000
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:25,975
LOOK OUT, J.P.!
2001
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,144
>> OH, SHIT!
2002
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,879
>> SORRY!
2003
01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,348
>> FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!
2004
01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:34,918
IF YOU PAWN ANYTHING, Y'ALL SEE
2005
01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:36,786
I'M KEEPING THAT SHIT!
2006
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:39,689
[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ]
2007
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:49,866
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
2008
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,172
>> ALL RIGHT.
2009
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:59,075
THAT NECKLACE CARRIES THE CURSE
2010
01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:01,144
OF THE INCULTA DEMON.
2011
01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:04,080
IT BE A MESS OF BAD MOJO.
2012
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,449
NOW, HOW LONG AGO DID YOU SAY
2013
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,051
YOU TIED HER UP?
2014
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,186
>> MAYBE A FEW HOURS AGO?
2015
01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,120
>> YEAH.
2016
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,322
>> WELL, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET
2017
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,524
THE DEMON OUT WHILE THAT BODY'S
2018
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,392
SEDATED.
2019
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,126
>> ALL RIGHT.
2020
01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:18,061
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
2021
01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:19,095
WE JUST RUSH IN OR WHAT?
2022
01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:20,029
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2023
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,331
MAN...THE GAME PLAN IS I GO IN
2024
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:24,000
AND SAVE HER SOUL.
2025
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,369
YOU TWO BACK ME UP JUST IN CASE
2026
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:27,804
SHE GET LOOSE.
2027
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,372
YOU DIG?
2028
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,506
>> DIG.
2029
01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:31,507
>> ALL RIGHT.
2030
01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:34,343
OPEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
2031
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:37,947
>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
2032
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:42,218
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
2033
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,392
>> HOLY SHIT!
2034
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,094
>> AAAAAH! AAAH!
2035
01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:52,328
>> FUCK!
2036
01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:53,797
>> [ GROWLS ]
2037
01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,899
>> AAAAAH!
2038
01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:57,166
>> WE NEED TO REGROUP ON THIS
2039
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:57,500
SHIT.
2040
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,134
LET'S GO.
2041
01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:01,404
>> YEP.
2042
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:16,219
>> [ GROWLING SOFTLY ]
2043
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:17,586
>> DOREEN!
2044
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,155
COME DOWN!
2045
01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:21,524
WE WANT TO HELP YOU!
2046
01:19:21,524 --> 01:19:24,560
>> THERE IS NO DOREEN.
2047
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,997
THERE IS ONLY THE DEMON.
2048
01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:30,867
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
2049
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:32,768
[ GROWLING ]
2050
01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:39,442
AAAAAAAAH!
2051
01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,510
>> AAAAAAAH!
2052
01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:43,346
>> [ GRUNTING ]
2053
01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:44,580
[ SNARLING ]
2054
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:45,581
>> YEAH.
2055
01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:48,084
I'VE SEEN YOUR TYPE BEFORE,
2056
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:48,952
DEMON.
2057
01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:51,420
I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL!
2058
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:56,159
YOU...WILL...RELEASE THIS WOMAN!
2059
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,327
>> YOURS WILL BE NEXT, PRIEST!
2060
01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,463
[ SNARLING ]
2061
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:01,865
>> HOW LONG?!
2062
01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:03,933
>> J.P., LET'S GO! HURRY!
2063
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:06,502
>> [ SPEAKING LATIN ]
2064
01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:08,972
>> [ GROWLING ]
2065
01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,623
>> SON OF A BITCH!
2066
01:20:27,623 --> 01:20:29,092
>> YOU OKAY, TRAVIS?
2067
01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:31,460
>> YEAH.
2068
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,662
>> I'LL RELEASE YOU.
2069
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,231
>> COME ON.
2070
01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,399
>> OHH!
2071
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:37,466
>> DOREEN!
2072
01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:39,102
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
2073
01:20:39,102 --> 01:20:40,403
I GOT HER! GET AWAY!
2074
01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:41,370
I GOT HER!
2075
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,238
>> AAH! UGH!
2076
01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:43,072
>> COME ON!
2077
01:20:43,072 --> 01:20:44,573
YOU GOT TO STOP, BABE! STOP!
2078
01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:45,641
>> HOLD HER DOWN.
2079
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,243
I GOT TO EXTRACT THE DEMON
2080
01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:48,945
MANUALLY.
2081
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:50,246
>> [ GRUNTING ]
2082
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,448
>> I GOT HER.
2083
01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:56,385
>> [ SPEAKING LATIN ]
2084
01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,937
>> [ SNARLING ]
2085
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:23,312
>> UGH!
2086
01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,214
UGH!
2087
01:21:33,289 --> 01:21:34,590
UGH!
2088
01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:41,697
OHH!
2089
01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:42,631
AHH.
2090
01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:46,402
>> [ GRUNTS ]
2091
01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:49,973
[ INDISTINCT VOICES WHISPERING ]
2092
01:21:49,973 --> 01:21:52,408
>> COME ON.
2093
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,111
YOU'RE OKAY.
2094
01:21:55,111 --> 01:22:00,149
COME ON!
2095
01:22:00,149 --> 01:22:01,750
>> [ GROWLING SOFTLY ]
2096
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,752
[ LAUGHS EVILLY IN DEMONIC
2097
01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,554
VOICE ]
2098
01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,391
[ SPEAKING LATIN ]
2099
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:18,234
[ GROWLS ]
2100
01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:20,036
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
2101
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,237
>> COME ON, JOHNNY!
2102
01:22:21,237 --> 01:22:23,406
>> [ GROWLS ]
2103
01:22:23,406 --> 01:22:27,576
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
2104
01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:31,014
>> COME ON!
2105
01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:33,449
>> HEY, FAT BOY!
2106
01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:35,351
>> [ GROWLS ]
2107
01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:37,553
[ GROWLS ]
2108
01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,055
[ GRUNTS ]
2109
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,157
>> [ GRUNTS ]
2110
01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,292
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
2111
01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,331
>> HERE COMES THE GROOM,
2112
01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,298
MOTHERFUCKER.
2113
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,500
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2114
01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:55,638
TRAVIS!
2115
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,106
>> [ GROWLS ]
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01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:58,507
>> TRAVIS, NOW!
2117
01:22:58,507 --> 01:23:01,577
>> [ SPEAKING LATIN ]
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01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,680
>> [ GROANING ]
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01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:10,519
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2120
01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:36,545
>> [ Normal voice ] I'M SORRY.
2121
01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:51,760
>> I, HANK VON WITZENBURG...
2122
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,664
TAKE YOU, DOREEN MAHONEY...
2123
01:23:55,664 --> 01:24:01,370
TO BE MY LAWFUL, WEDDED WIFE...
2124
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:05,174
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD...
2125
01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:07,710
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD...
2126
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:11,314
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE...
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01:24:11,314 --> 01:24:14,817
TILL DEATH DO US PART.
2128
01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,232
>> [ Crying ] I LOVE YOU.
2129
01:24:29,232 --> 01:24:31,200
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2130
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,102
>> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
2131
01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,775
>> YOU'RE REALLY STRONG WHEN
2132
01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:40,743
YOU'RE A DEMON.
2133
01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:41,677
>> I'M SORRY.
2134
01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:43,912
>> MY WHOLE BODY ACHES.
2135
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:45,814
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2136
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,189
>> HOW ARE YOU, JOHNNY?
2137
01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:54,190
>> ALL RIGHT.
2138
01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,858
>> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
2139
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:58,627
I OWE YOU EVERYTHING.
2140
01:24:58,627 --> 01:25:01,564
>> DON'T MENTION IT.
2141
01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:03,299
I WAS MARRIED ONCE, TOO, YOU
2142
01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:05,834
KNOW.
2143
01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:08,237
DOREEN...
2144
01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,639
YOU TAKE CARE, BABY.
2145
01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:14,877
>> THANK YOU.
2146
01:25:14,877 --> 01:25:18,347
>> AND, UH, SHIT.
2147
01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,883
I'M SORRY.
2148
01:25:20,883 --> 01:25:22,485
I'M TRYING TO THINK ABOUT SOME
2149
01:25:22,485 --> 01:25:24,187
WAY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS --
2150
01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:25,521
YOU KNOW, GIVE YOU SOMETHING
2151
01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:30,893
SPECIAL -- SO, UH...
2152
01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:33,429
>> I CAN'T ACCEPT BLACK MAMA,
2153
01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:33,929
MAN.
2154
01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:35,531
>> YES, YOU CAN.
2155
01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:37,300
CONGRATULATIONS.
2156
01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,602
BESIDES, I'M GONNA STICK AROUND
2157
01:25:39,602 --> 01:25:41,937
WITH OLD J.P. HERE -- FUCK UP A
2158
01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:44,240
COUPLE DEMONS.
2159
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,674
IT'S LIKE MAMA ALWAYS SAID --
2160
01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:46,875
SOMEDAY I'D BE GOOD AT
2161
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,813
SOMETHING, RIGHT, SIS?
2162
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:55,618
I LOVE YOU.
2163
01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,423
YOU GOT A GOOD MAN.
2164
01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:01,524
HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
2165
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:02,725
>> CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A
2166
01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:03,292
SECOND?
2167
01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:07,963
>> YEAH.
2168
01:26:07,963 --> 01:26:11,634
WHAT' SUP?
2169
01:26:11,634 --> 01:26:12,835
>> YOU MADE A HELL OF A BEST
2170
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,003
MAN.
2171
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:17,573
AND, LOOK, I GOT ALL MY
2172
01:26:17,573 --> 01:26:18,607
GROOMSMEN WATCHES, BUT, UH...
2173
01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:19,575
>> YOU AIN'T GOT TO GET ME
2174
01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:20,008
NOTHING, MAN.
2175
01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:21,944
>> NO, NO, NO.
2176
01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:23,546
I WANT TO GIVE YOU THESE.
2177
01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:24,913
>> UH...HANK, I THINK YOU SHOULD
2178
01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:25,781
HANG ON TO THEM.
2179
01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,316
>> NO, NO, NO, LISTEN -- I WANT
2180
01:26:27,316 --> 01:26:28,684
YOU TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE SOMEDAY
2181
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:31,387
I'M GONNA COME BACK FOR THEM.
2182
01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,557
>> ALL RIGHT.
2183
01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:36,892
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
2184
01:26:36,892 --> 01:26:37,860
REALLY.
2185
01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:39,862
THANK YOU.
2186
01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:40,863
I KNOW A TAXIDERMIST.
2187
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:42,398
MAYBE HE COULD GET THEM FIXED UP
2188
01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:42,798
FOR YOU.
2189
01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:44,767
>> TRAVIS, JUST SHUT UP FOR A
2190
01:26:44,767 --> 01:26:45,534
SECOND.
2191
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:46,569
JUST SHUT UP.
2192
01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:48,471
>> YOU DID GOOD.
2193
01:26:53,609 --> 01:26:55,444
TAKE CARE OF MY SISTER, ALL
2194
01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:57,346
RIGHT?
2195
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,719
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, TOO, ALL
2196
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,320
RIGHT?
2197
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,521
ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON.
2198
01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:06,322
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2199
01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:07,456
>> GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE.
2200
01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:08,757
YOU'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME IN THIS
2201
01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,659
SHITHOLE.
2202
01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:28,477
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
2203
01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:30,546
BE GOOD TO 'EM BOTH!
2204
01:27:30,546 --> 01:27:31,714
[ HORN HONKS ]
2205
01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,949
WHERE DO DEMONS HANG OUT IN THIS
2206
01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:36,018
TOWN, J.P.?
2207
01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:39,722
>> UH...WELL...
2208
01:27:39,722 --> 01:27:41,490
THERE'S THIS PLACE CALLED
2209
01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:44,460
TEA PARTY PIT STOP.
2210
01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:45,828
IT'S PRETTY ROUGH.
2211
01:27:45,828 --> 01:27:48,331
>> SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF JOINT.
2212
01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:49,798
>> YEAH.
2213
01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:51,834
HEY...
2214
01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:54,737
CAN I HAVE A FAG, TALL STACK?
2215
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:01,610
>> [ GROANS, SNIFFS ]
2216
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,450
>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
2217
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,817
>> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE
2218
01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:09,352
ROAD.
2219
01:28:09,352 --> 01:28:10,419
>> YEP.
2220
01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:11,053
[ JAMES CURD AND
2221
01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,555
ZIGGY FRANKLIN'S "FRIEND IN ME"
2222
01:28:12,555 --> 01:28:12,921
PLAYS ]
2223
01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:14,022
>> YOU KNOW I'M A PRETTY FAST
2224
01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:14,790
FUCKING LEARNER.
2225
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:15,691
I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
2226
01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:17,059
THANK YOU.
2227
01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:19,828
WELL, YOU KNOW...
2228
01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:21,630
>> OPEN UP A BUSINESS TOGETHER,
2229
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:22,365
YOU KNOW?
2230
01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:23,832
SEE, I'M A HELL OF A WORKER.
2231
01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,601
>> YOU TALKING ABOUT A BARBECUE
2232
01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:26,935
JOINT OR SOMETHING, BOY?
2233
01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:28,371
>> NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT FUCKING
2234
01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:28,804
DEMONS UP.
2235
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:29,972
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
2236
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:30,506
J.P.
2237
01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,040
>> WELL, DIDN'T I TELL YOU, BOY,
2238
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,576
I WAS OUT OF THAT BUSINESS?
2239
01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:35,544
>> * IF YOU NEED, YOU CAN CALL *
2240
01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:36,979
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND, I'LL
2241
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,514
COME RIGHT OVER *
2242
01:28:38,514 --> 01:28:39,882
* WITH A HAND TO LEND *
2243
01:28:39,882 --> 01:28:42,418
* IT'S NO PROBLEM, YOU SEE *
2244
01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:44,453
>> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2245
01:28:44,453 --> 01:28:45,721
ME *
2246
01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,022
>> * WE CAN GO FOR A WALK
2247
01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:48,624
IF YOU NEED TO TALK *
2248
01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:49,958
* STAY OUT ALL NIGHT,
2249
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,460
SEE THE MORNING LIGHT *
2250
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:53,629
* DAYBREAK'S NO STRANGER TO ME *
2251
01:28:53,629 --> 01:28:55,998
>> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2252
01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:57,800
ME *
2253
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,703
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
2254
01:29:05,808 --> 01:29:07,743
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2255
01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,144
ME *
2256
01:29:09,144 --> 01:29:12,047
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
2257
01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:19,555
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2258
01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:20,556
ME *
2259
01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:22,190
>> * IF YOU'RE HOT, I WILL TRY
2260
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,659
TO PROVIDE A SHADE *
2261
01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,027
* IF YOU'RE THIRSTY, I CAN MAKE
2262
01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:26,361
SOME LEMONADE *
2263
01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:27,963
* WE CAN SIP IT BY THE
2264
01:29:27,963 --> 01:29:29,432
HONEYBEES *
2265
01:29:29,432 --> 01:29:31,066
* IN THE SHADE I FOUND UNDER THE
2266
01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:32,435
TREES *
2267
01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:34,002
* IF YOU'RE DIRTY, I,
2268
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,438
I WILL RUN A BATH *
2269
01:29:35,438 --> 01:29:36,872
* IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, I,
2270
01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,441
I CAN DO THE MATH *
2271
01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:41,043
* THAT'S NO PROBLEM, YOU SEE *
2272
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,845
>> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2273
01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,012
ME *
2274
01:29:44,012 --> 01:29:46,915
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
2275
01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:54,657
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2276
01:29:54,657 --> 01:29:56,024
ME *
2277
01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:58,927
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
2278
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,234
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2279
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,570
ME *
2280
01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:10,473
[ KEYBOARD SOLO ]
2281
01:30:30,526 --> 01:30:31,927
>> * IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,
2282
01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,829
I CAN MAKE A COUPLE PLATES *
2283
01:30:33,829 --> 01:30:34,963
* IF YOU WANT A RIDE,
2284
01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,765
YOU CAN USE MY ROLLER SKATES *
2285
01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:40,035
* ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED,
2286
01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:42,137
YOU CAN GET FROM ME *
2287
01:30:42,137 --> 01:30:44,039
* IF I GET THAT CALL
2288
01:30:44,039 --> 01:30:45,541
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT *
2289
01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:47,075
* I'D RATHER NOT BE INVOLVED
2290
01:30:47,075 --> 01:30:49,177
WITH THE LAW, BUT I WILL BRING
2291
01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,279
THE SHOVELS YOU NEED *
2292
01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:52,848
>> * YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN COUNT
2293
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:53,916
ON ME *
2294
01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:56,819
[ KEYBOARD SOLO ]
2295
01:32:01,617 --> 01:32:03,318
* YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN
2296
01:32:03,318 --> 01:32:05,588
ME *
2297
01:32:05,588 --> 01:32:08,290
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
2298
01:33:05,648 --> 01:33:08,350
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
2299
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:08,410
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
2300
01:34:44,379 --> 01:34:46,248
[ SONG ENDS ]
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