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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Hi.Hello.
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Who'd you come to see?
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ALL: You!
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, that's swell.What do you people want?
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ALL: Pictures!
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Do we have any pictures?
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Well, why don't
one of us go see?
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Okay,I'll be back in a week.
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No, he'll be right back.
He'll be right back.
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Here. Look, Joe.
You all ready?
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All right, now get set.There they go.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Here they...
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I'm all right.
I'm all right.
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Go get them!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Goodbye.What a town!
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Boy, you'd think
we had made the first flight
to the moon and back.
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And after every show
the crowds get bigger.
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Yeah, remember
when I used to be
scared of crowds?
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Yeah.No more. I like them.
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They're only people.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]That's nice.
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Hark! Someone's
knocking at the door.
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Answer it. Answer it.All righty.
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Oh, hi, Eddie.
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Well, hello, Eddie.What's happened to you?
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It took three cops
and a squad of ushers
to get us into the theater.
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Boys, I'd like you
to meet Miss Lorelei.
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How do you do?Hello, Miss Lorelei.
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How do you do?[LAUGHING]
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Oh, that's our boy,the biggest agent in townand the easiest laugher.
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Here, watch this.
[SPLUTTERING]
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Miss Lorelei,
I want you to meet
my mom and pop.
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LORELEI: How do you do?
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I'd like you
to meet my mom and pop.
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They ain't here.
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Miss Lorelei's doing a story
for the American Weekly.
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Oh.You boys seem to have
more fun than the customers.
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Oh, we do.
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Isn't it wonderful when
people love their work?
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The food is ready.
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Oh, can I fix you a sandwich?
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No, I'll just
take some notes.
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That's not very nourishing.
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Here, why don't you try some
of this terrific corned beef
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and salami and...Now, about my story.
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Oh, yes, well,
sit right down here,
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and we'll find out just
how everything came about.
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Now, how long
have you been
in the business?
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About 12 years.12 years.
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And where were you born?Scranton.
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BOTH: Scranton?
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Oh, that is a coincidence.
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Were you boys
born in Scranton?
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BOTH: No.[EDDIE LAUGHING]
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Is thisyour first engagementat the Paramount?
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Oh, I don't work here.Then what are you doing here?
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I came to get
an interview from you.
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Well, you better hurry up.
We're almost on, dear.
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Now, what would
you like to know?
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Hey, fellows, two minutes.Two minutes?
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What happened to the time?You and Pop,
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you want to go in the wings
and watch the show?
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Did you leave
the props on the piano
in the last show?
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Come on.
I got the horns, Joe.
What else do we have, we...
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We don't use the
horns this show.
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Oh, well,
hold these, Mama.
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Come on,
Miss Lorelei, with us.
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But I want to know
how you boys got together.
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Well, what about it?
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Well, what do youexpect to do next?
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Oh, we're going to play
some more theaters
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and keep working, that's all.
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Come on.
Jump, jump, jump!
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Come on. This way.
Come on through here.
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Jump. Come on. Don't be...
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We gotta go on. Jump!Right.
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Come on, jump off.
Come on!
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That's a good girl.Oh, you 'fraidy cat.
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What are you afraid of?
Well, well, we're on!
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You enter from that side.And you enter from that side.
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And are you ready,
Mr. Anthony?
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I sure am,
Mr. Miller.
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Here we go.Right-o.
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[BOTH GROANING]So here he is, Harvey Miller.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Hello.[CROWD EXCLAIMING]
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Come on,
step to the rear of the bus.
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We're coming
into 34th Street.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I'd like to say
how very happy
and thrilled we are,
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ladies and gentlemen,
to be appearing here at the,
um, Paramount Theater,
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and how nice it is
to see all you nice people.
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I could stay
out here for hours,
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but the Italian street singer
is getting old.
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So I would like
to introduce my buddy,
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pal and partner,
Mr. Joe Anthony.
Here he is.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Don't you wantme to sing a song?
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Oh, yeah,
but I thought you and I
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could do a song
together both.
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Together both?Yeah, wouldn't
that be splendid?
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[LAUGHING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]Yeah, that would be peachy.
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Oh, shall we do one?Yes.
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Oh, thank you,
Great White Father.
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[BAND PLAYING]
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♪ What would you do without me What would you do, boy
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♪ What would you do without me when I'm gone
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♪ I'd sell my car
and hock my ring
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♪ And go right out
and hire Bing
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♪ That's what I'd do
without you
That's what I'd do
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♪ But tell me
what would you do
without me
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♪ What would you do, boy
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♪ What would you do without me when I'm gone
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♪ I'd have no
trouble replacing you
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♪ I'd just go down
to the nearest zoo
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♪ Oh, that's what
I'd do without you
That's what I'd do
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♪ We will be
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♪ Just like brothers,
you and I
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♪ I'm for you
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♪ I'm for me
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♪ And I'll love you
till I die
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♪ Oh,
what would you do without me
What would you do, boy
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♪ What would you do
without me when I'm gone
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♪ When my bankroll's gone
and I need some dough
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♪ You're always
telling me where to go
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♪ See?
What would you do without me
What would you do
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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♪ We will be
just like brothers,
you and I
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♪ I'll go east
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♪ I'll go west
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♪ And I'll love you
till I die
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♪ Oh,
what would you do without me
What would you do, boy
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♪ What would you do without me when I'm gone
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♪ I've been your stooge
and been your clown
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♪ Who picks you up
when you are down
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♪ Who has $10
and gives you $9
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♪ Who sticks by you
come rain or shine
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♪ Who's always
taking it on the chin
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♪ Who's always there,
lose or win
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♪ Who's always
been a regular guy
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♪ I'll love you till I die
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♪ Oh,
what would you do without me
What would you do ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Then it must be
Mr. Miller's family
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has the
theatrical background?
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No, no,but you ask me, I tell you.
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When Harvey is younger,
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his papa isnumber one golf championin the whole country.
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One day it wasthe final match,
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Father and Son Tournament.
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PAPA: Harvey Miller, Sr.,
wanted his son to be
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great golf champion, too,
and follow in his footprints.
Capisce?
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I'll do my best, Dad.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I'm sorry, Dad.
I missed the cup.
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That was a great drive,
Harvey.
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Thank you.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Remember,
they're only people.
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What's the matter
with you? Hit it.
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Those people are
staring at me, Dad.
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Don't look at them.
Look at the ball.
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Look at the ball?Yes.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Now, what's the matter?It looked back.
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Now, Harvey, hit that ball.
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Hit it! Hit it!
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Hit it! Hit it!
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Hit it! Hit it!
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Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
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MILLER SR.: Hit it!
Hit it! Hit it!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Now what about your son,
Mr. Anthony?
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Well,
I feel like Harvey's papa.
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PAPA: I want Joe to
follow in my footprints.
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Jump in, Joe.
We're gonna cast off.
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[SEAGULLS CAWING]
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Pop,I don't want to fish anymore.I get seasick.
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You crazy.
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Your grandpapa
don't get seasick,
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your papa don't get seasick,
you don't get seasick.
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I don't feel
so good already.
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But, Joe, we don't leave
the dock yet.
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Here,
you eat something.
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You'll feel better.Oh, Pop.
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You may be
the sickest fisherman
in the ocean,
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but you're gonna be
a fisherman.
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Look, Pop,you can't treat melike a kid any longer.
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I'm grown up.
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From now on,
I'm gonna stand
on my own two feet.
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But on dry land!
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[JOE EXCLAIMING]
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Joe! Joe! You come back here!
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Joe, Joe.
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PAPA: Four years later,
Joe is a big boy,
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but his sea legs no good.
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He wanna try his land legs.
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So he leave home
to take all kind of job.
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He work very hard,
but he don't
like digging ditch.
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Anthony, you're through.
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You sure?I'm sure.
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PAPA: And the boss
is always picking on him.
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Joe finally know just what
he want to do with life.
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I wanna go hometo San Francisco.How about it?
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Hop in.
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PAPA: He was plenty smart.
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In four years,
Harvey grow up
into a big boy, too.
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He hope some day
to marry my daughter, Lisa.
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But that golf,
it was still in his blood.
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What time is it, Mr. Fisher?
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Two minutes
to 12:00, Harvey.
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Wow.
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Mr. Miller.Yes, Mr. Baxter?
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Take lunchone hour later today.
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Oh, but, Skin...
But, Mr. Baxter,
I got tickets to see...
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No buts, Miller.Your lunch is at one o'clock.
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Lisa...Harvey, did Mr. Baxterspeak to you?
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Yeah, come on,
we're going to lunch.
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Oh, but, Harvey,
we can't. Mr. Baxter...
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I don't care what
Mr. Baxter said, Lisa.
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We've got tickets to
see Ben Hogan play,
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and we're going
to see him play.
Now, come on.
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NILES: Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
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This is Wendell Niles
bringing you
a play-by-play account
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of the San Francisco Open.
It's a beautiful
California day
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and everybody's having
a wonderful time.
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Ben Hogan is stepping up
to the ball now.
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There's the back swing.
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The ball is in the air
and it's beautiful!
It's underneath that...
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It's funny, Lisa.
Crowds don't seem
to bother Mr. Hogan.
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I don't want to be
a killjoy, Harvey,
darling,
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but I'm worried about
our jobs at the store.
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You know how Mr. Baxter
is about employees
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taking too much
time for lunch.
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Harvey, I'm worried
about Mr. Baxter.
245
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,858
Why, has he shot yet?
246
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,425
Mr. Baxter, our boss,
who could fire you
247
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,776
just like all the other
Mr. Baxters in your life.
248
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,126
And then we'll never
be able to get married.
249
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,954
Oh, don't worry
about money, Lisa.
250
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,261
I bet a whole two weeks'
salary on Mr. Hogan.Harvey, you didn't!
251
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,786
NILES: ...right through
that clump of trees
or under a low-hanging bow.
252
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,309
What a tough break for Ben.
253
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:45,748
How about us?
Two weeks' salary.
254
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,185
Harvey,
what are we going to do?
255
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,886
Come with me, Lisa.
256
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,452
Give me a 9-iron, please.
257
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,112
HARVEY: Psst! Psst!
258
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,505
Mr. Hogan.
259
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,291
[SPECTATORS LAUGHING]
260
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,990
Mr. Hogan,
this is a very
important shot to me.
261
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,428
And to me.Well, this is a very
fast green, Mr. Hogan,
262
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,908
and you're gonna need
a lot of backspin.
263
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,648
So I suggest
you use your wedge.
264
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,215
Well, if you don't mind,I'll use the 9-iron.
265
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,783
I just thought
I'd mention it.
266
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,437
Uh, my name
is Harvey Miller, Jr.
267
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,308
How are you, Harvey?I'm fine.
How are you, Mr. Hogan?
268
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,267
How's the family?Fine, thank you.
269
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,791
That's swell.Come on, son.
Let Mr. Hogan shoot.
270
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,706
All right.
271
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,403
That's a wedge shot,
Mr. Hogan.
272
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,282
[SPECTATORS EXCLAIM]
273
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,632
See what I mean, Mr. Hogan?You're so right.
274
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,461
You see, I playedthis course many timeswith my Dad and I...
275
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,550
Come on, boy, off...You're not Mr. Hogan.
276
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,204
HARVEY: Now take
your hands off me.
277
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,988
Hurry up and change.
278
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,903
[SHUSHING]
279
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,696
I'll just push the clock back
a little bit, so old Skinhead
won't know.
280
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,873
Old Skinhead does know.
281
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,440
Well, don't tell...
Mr. Baxter!
282
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,312
Miller. Miller.
283
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,010
Miller!
284
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,492
Miller?Uh, yes, Mr. Baxter.
285
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,059
We're having a terrific runon birds today.
286
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,017
Birds?Badminton birds.
287
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,976
Miller, why?
288
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:26,109
Why did you take
three hours for lunch?
289
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,807
Well, you see, Mr. Baxter,
290
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,244
I go to this terrific
little restaurant
in Dallas, Texas.
291
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,901
Dallas, Texas! You...
292
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,208
[EXCLAIMING]
293
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,780
Miss Anthony.Yes, Mr. Baxter?
294
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,825
You're fired.
295
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,696
Oh, oh.
296
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:48,871
Oh, Mr. Baxter.
297
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,183
Good afternoon,
Mr. Johnson.Hello, Harvey.
298
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,619
It's a nice day,
ain't it, Mr. Johnson?
299
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,099
Yes, it is, Harvey.
300
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,580
[EXCLAIMING]
301
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,669
Watch where
you're going, boy.
302
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,975
Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Phillips.
303
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,890
I guess I was going
where I wasn't looking.
304
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,066
Miller.Oh.
305
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,112
Look out!
Help, help!
306
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,288
Put that ladder back there,
you... You... You...
307
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,594
[ALL SCREAMING]
308
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,250
[SCREAMING]
309
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,914
BAXTER: Miller!
310
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,135
Miller!
311
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,311
Miller!
312
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,795
Miller!
313
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,972
Mr. Baxter,
please don't hit me.
314
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,756
I... I didn't do nothing,
Mr. Baxter.
315
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,758
I was just out
and I... I... I...
316
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,371
All right, reach, Baxter.
317
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199
[STUTTERING]
318
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,853
Now, now, now, Miller.
319
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,204
It's a different story now,
ain't it, Baxter?
320
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,466
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, we...
321
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,033
We were just
having a little fun.
322
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:07,167
You were having
a little fun, Skinhead.
323
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,647
Skinhead... Yes.
324
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,866
It's a differentstory now.
325
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,998
The shoe'son the other foot.
326
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,260
[EXCLAIMING]
327
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,610
All right, you hadyour chance then, Baxter.
328
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,047
Now, now, Miller!Mr. Baxter!
329
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,441
[HARVEY EXCLAIMING]
330
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,529
Oh.
331
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,966
Oh, I'm sorry.
332
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,837
You look just
like a rhinoceros.
333
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,972
Wait, I... I did it
and I'll fix it.
334
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,452
Here.
335
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,889
No.Uh, Miller.
336
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,674
One, one second, Mr. Baxter.Yeah, yeah.
337
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,546
Miller, Miller, Miller.No, it's all right.
338
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,678
No, I got it.Now, just... That's fine.
339
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,853
Miller.
340
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:45,379
Yes, I, I'm goingto get it now.
341
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,076
Miller.
342
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,122
Here it comes,
Mr. Baxter. All right.
343
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,908
We got it, didn't we?
344
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,041
That wasn't so hard,
now, was it?
345
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,520
[LAUGHING]
346
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,218
Mr. Baxter!
347
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,915
Got off those skates!
Miller!
348
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,049
BAXTER: Come back here.
349
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,833
Now, listen, Miller
350
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,490
[SCREAMING]
351
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,971
Miller, that's not funny.
M-Miller!
352
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,973
[SCREAMING]
353
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,411
Get off of there, Miller!
Get off of there!
354
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:20,022
BAXTER: Not
the China Department!
355
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,024
Not in the China Department!
356
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,939
It's all right, Mr. Baxter.
I won't hit anything!
357
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,680
[SCREAMING]
358
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,864
Miller.
359
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,518
I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter!
360
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,317
Mr. Baxter?
361
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,884
Yes?
362
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,712
I'd like to give
my two weeks' notice.
363
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:01,281
Well, that will be...Get out.
364
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,978
Harvey.Yeah?
365
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,068
Where's that winning smile?Come on,let's see that dimple.
366
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,419
No, I'm no good
for anything, Lisa.
367
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,204
I'll never smile again.
368
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,423
Harvey Miller,is that any way to talk?
369
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,599
It's the only way
I know how.
370
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,472
Look, all great menhave had to go throughbad times.
371
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,996
You've read
about them in books.
372
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,217
Then when you're famous,why you'll...You'll look back and laugh.
373
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,046
Ha, ha, ha.
374
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,830
Just say I'm no good
for anything.
375
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,701
I let you down.
376
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,226
Go ahead.Okay.
377
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,097
Harvey Miller,you're no good for anything.
378
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,273
You've let me down.
379
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,623
Gee, it sounds awful
when you say it.
380
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,844
I wish my brother Joewas here.
381
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,064
He's had a lot ofexperience in business
382
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,022
and he could help
you find yourself.
383
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,285
I ain't even lookin'
for myself.
384
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,895
All I know is golf.
385
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,072
And I sure wish
I could forget it.
386
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,030
Hey.What?
387
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,423
Why forget it?
388
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:58,164
Huh?Teach it.
389
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,861
Why, with all
you know about golf,
390
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,516
you'd be a cinch
to open a school.
391
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,736
You can stand people
one at a time, can't you?
392
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,955
Yeah.
393
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,957
Gee, that's a good idea,Lisa.
394
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,874
Boy, if I ever amountto anything,
395
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,919
you'll be the womanbehind the man
396
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921
that made the manbehind the gun
397
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:21,100
who loved the womanbehind the manbehind the gun.
398
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,623
[LAUGHS]
399
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,712
I got carried away.
400
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,149
Goodnight, Harvey.Goodnight, Lisa.
401
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,283
Goodnight, Lisa.
402
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,763
You know what?
403
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,636
The first thingin the morning,I'm gonna get organized.
404
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,421
Goodnight, Lisa.Goodnight, Harvey.
405
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,824
Mama reserved the church
for February,
406
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,913
but she can
postpone it again.
407
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,741
Maybe she won't...
408
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,177
Maybe she won't have to.
409
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,005
Once I get
my school started...
410
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,963
That's right, Harvey.Uh-huh!
411
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,493
Goodnight, Harvey.
412
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,539
Goodnight.
413
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,545
Excuse me.
414
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,678
I got carried away again.
415
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,809
[LAUGHING]
416
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,768
[COUGHING]
417
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,069
Thanks a lot, pal.
418
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,593
Don't make too much noise.Don't want to wake the folks.
419
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,204
I haven't been home
in years.
420
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,392
[SNORING]
421
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,370
[MUMBLING]
422
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,563
Hey.
423
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,044
This is my room.
424
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,568
You're in my bed.
425
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,267
Excuse me.
426
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,444
Hey!
427
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,097
[EXCLAIMING]
428
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,999
See you tonight, Lisa.
429
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,181
Ma! Pop!
430
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,139
Ma! Pop! Lisa!
431
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,967
PAPA: Joe! Hey, Mama!
432
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,360
Joe!
433
00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,796
[ALL CHATTERING]
434
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,277
Joe, it's wonderful
you're back.
435
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,496
[SHUSHING]
436
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,193
You know, there's somebody
in this house.
437
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,803
You wait,I get my harpoon gun.
438
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,675
Come on, let's...
439
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:09,980
I found him in my bed.
He looks nutty.
440
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,417
Oh, no, Joe.
441
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,941
I don't know who he is.
442
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,029
[SHUSHING]
443
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,160
That's it.
444
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,553
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
445
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,903
MAMA: That's Harvey.PAPA: That's Harvey.
446
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,296
JOE: Harvey?
447
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,429
You're away from homeso we rent him your room, Joe.
448
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:26,345
Yes. He's nice boy.Sure, he's a nice boy.
449
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,042
Come on, we fix Joesomething to eat.
450
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,348
Yes, yes.
451
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,436
Harvey.
452
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,046
[MUMBLING]
453
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,878
Oh, I've seen this before.
454
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,183
Goodnight, Harvey.
455
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,016
Not me.
456
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,455
Goodnight, Lisa.
457
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,109
Lisa, what is that?
458
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:53,937
Better get used to him, Joe.
459
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,809
He's going to beyour brother-in-law.
460
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,940
That's nice.
461
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,770
My brother-in-law?
462
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,817
[PAPA CHATTERING]JOE: You want some coffee?
463
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,036
Real hot coffee?PAPA: Warm him up.
464
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,603
Who makes better
coffee than Mama?
465
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,431
Not nobody.
466
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,433
Papa sometimes.Here you are, all finish.
467
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:14,044
It's just like new.
Here, you, you try it on?
468
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,350
Ah.There we go.
469
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,873
Look good, Mama.How's it look, Pop?
470
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:17,961
Very good.Good?
471
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,180
Oh, nice, nice.
472
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,530
PAPA: Oh, Mama,she's good to have Joe back?
473
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,314
[MAMA AND PAPA CHUCKLING]
474
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:26,535
PAPA: Now, you're home,Joe, we're gonna throwall these tables out.
475
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:32,106
Pop, here's $5.
Buy yourself a new pipe.
476
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:36,066
Oh, Joe.
477
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:39,113
But, Mama, you, you couldbuy a new dress, huh?
478
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:48,078
Hey, by the way, Pop,
what does Harvey
do for a living?
479
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:51,604
Oh, he's a good boy.He's no working now.
480
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:52,996
[SEAGULLS CAWING]
481
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,345
See?
482
00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:57,784
Let's try it.
483
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:06,706
Now, take the club backslow and easy.
484
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:12,363
You should keep
your head down, Lisa.
485
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:16,019
Now swing straight outand follow through.
486
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:23,331
Will you please
keep your head down?
487
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,116
Let me show you, Lisa.You stand over there.
488
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,906
JOE: $10,000!
489
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,309
Hey.
What's going on here?
490
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:47,877
What're you doing?Harvey's going to be
a golf instructor.
491
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,226
I'm his first pupil.
492
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,011
Oh, Harvey,
this is my brother, Joe.
493
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,013
Oh, hello, Joe.Hi, Harvey.
494
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,928
Hey, you're pretty good.Oh, thanks.
495
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,625
He's wonderful.
496
00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,062
Yeah, but why teach?
Why don't you play?
497
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,673
You ever read
the sports sections?
498
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,718
You can make a lot of money
in those tournaments.
499
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,721
[STAMMERS]
500
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,897
T-Tournaments, tournaments.
501
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:11,161
Tournaments.
No, I... I can't play
in front of people.
502
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:14,077
Oh, no,people make him very nervous.He-He's high-strung.
503
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:16,384
Yes,
I'm strung very high.
504
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,429
Well, you won all thosetrophies, didn't you?
505
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:19,779
Oh, no,
those are my father's.
506
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,911
Harvey Miller, Sr.He was a great golfer.
507
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,784
Are these your father's?
508
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,308
Uh, no.Those are my baby shoes.
509
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,571
JOE: Oh, you won these?HARVEY: No, I wore them.
510
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,094
You wore them?Yeah, I never won anything.
511
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:32,618
I tighten up.
512
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,968
Oh, Harvey,
you shouldn't tighten up.
513
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,753
You got to relax.
514
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:38,885
Don't be jerky.
515
00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:40,626
I can't help it.
516
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:42,628
Wow.
517
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,110
Wow!Joe, you're good, too.
518
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:49,548
You think I spend
all my time in poolrooms?
519
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,027
You're a natural,
just like my Dad.
520
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:53,987
He won $5,000 at Pinehurst,and $7,000 at Tam O'Shanter,
521
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,989
and $20,000 at Inverness,and besides that,
522
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:57,381
there's sporting
goods companies
523
00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,992
with endorsements
and exhibition games.
524
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:01,298
Go ahead.I'm out of breath.
525
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:02,865
You'd make a
wonderful combination.
526
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,214
Yeah, and there's
a tournament
527
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,651
opening in Santa Barbara
in a couple of weeks.
528
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,174
You could be the player
and I could be the caddy.
529
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,437
There's a $500 prize.
530
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,873
Gee, that'd buy us
a lot of furniture.
531
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,527
It would mean work,
work and more work.
532
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,050
You have to bear down.
533
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,965
You know, I think
you're running a fever.
534
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,532
I'm no golfer.
535
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,708
All you have to do
is practice.
536
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:22,058
[GLASS SHATTERING]
537
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:23,756
MAN: Hey, what's the matter?
538
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,846
I'm gonna get the police and
make you pay for the mess!
539
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,978
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]He's coming, he's coming.
540
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,023
[SHUSHING]
541
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,635
Ma?
542
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:38,205
Ma? Will you sew
a button on for me?
543
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,163
[ALL LAUGHING]
544
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,992
[CHATTERS]
545
00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,733
PAPA: Hey, Harvey,
hurry up with the cake.
546
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,778
Hurry up.
547
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,217
Oh.Hey.
548
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,827
Hey, w-what's going on here?
549
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,829
It says "Welcome home,
Joe. Amore."
550
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,701
That means...Love.
551
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,572
It's Italian.
How'd you know?
552
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,835
I used to work here.[ALL LAUGHING]
553
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,533
Take back the cake.
He used to work here.
554
00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:06,755
Home, uh, from
your triumphal tour, Joe?
555
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,715
A-And this time
is for good, too.
556
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:12,413
Joe, like old time,you sing a song for Mama.
557
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,067
Oh, no, Mom.
558
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,416
Not in front
of all these people.Aw.
559
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,636
Joe! You sing for Mama.
560
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,854
[ALL LAUGHING]
561
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:23,816
♪ In Napoli
where love is king
562
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:28,951
♪ When boy meets girl
here's what they sing
563
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,170
[BAND PLAYING]
564
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:39,048
♪ When the moon
hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
565
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,920
♪ That's amore
566
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,969
♪ When the world
seems to shine like
you've had too much wine
567
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,667
♪ That's amore
568
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:53,541
♪ Bells will ring
ting-a-ling-a-ling
ting-a-ling-a-ling
569
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:57,066
♪ And you'll sing
"Vita bella"
570
00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:59,286
Bravo, Joe.
571
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:02,158
♪ Hearts will play
tippy-tippy-tay
tippy-tippy-tay
572
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:05,248
♪ Like a gay tarantella
573
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:06,989
Lucky fella.
574
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,906
♪ When the stars
make you drool
just like pasta fagiole
575
00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:14,605
♪ That's amore
576
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:18,522
♪ When you dance
down the street
with a cloud at your feet
577
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,655
♪ You're in love
578
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,703
♪ When you walk
579
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,444
♪ In a dream
580
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:29,838
♪ But you know
581
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:33,973
♪ You're not dreaming,
signora
582
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,236
Mama.
583
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:40,196
♪ Scuzza me,
but you see,
back in old Napoli
584
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,111
♪ That's amore
585
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:48,248
♪ If you still kiss your girl
after garlic and oil
586
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,858
♪ That's amore?
587
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,947
♪ That's amore
588
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:55,908
♪ If you call her your pet
though she's shaped
like spaghett
589
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,561
♪ That's amore?
590
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,433
♪ That's amore
591
00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:00,913
♪ Bells will ring
592
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,784
♪ Ting-a-ling-a-ling,
ting-a-ling-a-ling
593
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,917
♪ And you'll sing
"Vita bella"
594
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,136
♪ Vita bella, Vita bella
595
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,398
♪ Hearts will play
596
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:09,965
♪ Tippy-tippy-tay,
tippy-tippy-tay
597
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,838
♪ Like a gay tarantella
598
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,796
♪ Tarantella
599
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,713
♪ When the stars
make you drool
just like pasta fagiole
600
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,497
♪ That's amore
601
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,325
♪ That's amore
602
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,981
♪ When you dance
down the street
with a cloud at your feet
603
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,853
♪ You're in love
604
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,290
♪ You're in love
605
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,510
♪ When you walk
606
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,775
♪ In a dream
607
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:40,735
♪ But you know
you're not dreaming
608
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,608
♪ Signore
609
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:48,221
♪ Scuzza me,
but you see,
back in old Napoli
610
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:51,920
♪ That's amore ♪ That's amore
611
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,008
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
612
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,531
Everybody sing.
613
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,447
ALL: ♪ When the moon
614
00:29:57,491 --> 00:30:00,407
♪ Hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
615
00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,235
♪ That's amore
616
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,106
ALL: ♪ That's amore
617
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:07,718
♪ When the world
seems to shine like
you've had too much wine
618
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:11,070
♪ That's amoreALL: ♪ That's amore
619
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,073
♪ When you walk
620
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:17,598
♪ In a dream
621
00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:21,863
♪ But you know
you're not dreaming
622
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,169
Hey, signore.
623
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,867
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
624
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:29,131
♪ Scuzza me, but you see
back in old Napoli
625
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:31,264
ALL: ♪ That's amore
626
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:33,048
♪ Signore
627
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:36,138
♪ That's amore
628
00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:38,967
Oh, Joe.[ALL CHATTERING]
629
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,840
Everybody sit down!
Come on.
630
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,843
WOMAN: It's getting cold.
631
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,324
You eat, you eat.
632
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,848
I got to make
important announcement.
633
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,459
Tonight, I tell you,
634
00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:56,767
is the finest night
in the whole life
of me and Mama.
635
00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,467
Like my papa and me,
636
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,078
soon there gonna be
another fisherman
in the family.
637
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,471
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
638
00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,866
Congratulations, Mama.
Do you feel all right?
639
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,911
[ALL LAUGHING]Oh, Harvey. You're crazy.
640
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:11,652
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
641
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,177
We're gonna have
back with us
642
00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:18,877
the second most
finest fisherman
in all California, eh.
643
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,226
My son Joe.
644
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:22,445
[ALL CHEERING]
645
00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,839
PAPA: But last night
I got to thinking,
646
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,929
old boat not big enough
for two big fishermen like us,
647
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:31,541
so I talk to Mr. Spezzato
this afternoon.
648
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,718
And I'm proud to say
he sold me the Santa Clara.
649
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,156
And I give Papa
a good trade-in, Joe.
650
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,114
What's the matter, Captain?
651
00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:42,944
All we owe is $500 cash.
652
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:46,034
$500? But, Pop, why didn't
you ask me first?
653
00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,340
But you come home.
654
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,950
You stop running aroundthe country like a hobo.
655
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,560
You come home for good, no?
656
00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:53,694
Well, even if I did,
I don't want to be
a fisherman.
657
00:31:53,737 --> 00:31:54,913
Then what you gonna do?
658
00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,268
I'm gonna play golf.
659
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:03,617
He's gonna play golf?
660
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,446
Golf? Uh, what's a golf?
661
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:09,014
What's a golf?
I mean, what's golf?
662
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:12,278
You hit a little ball
with a stick.
663
00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:13,801
You don't want be
a fisherman, huh?
664
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,238
You want to hit a little ballwith a stick? Why?
665
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:17,892
There's a lot
of money in it.
666
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,981
Sure, Pop. If I win
a couple tournaments,
667
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,852
I could fish for
ten years and never
make that kind of money.
668
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,289
And I bet you neverheard of Ben Hogan.
669
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:25,421
He won $10,000in two days at Pinehurst.
670
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:28,163
You want to make a living
hitting a little ball
with a stick?
671
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:31,079
And Harvey's father
won $20,000 at Inverness.
672
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,994
And Jimmy Thomsonwon $5,000at Tam O'Shanter.
673
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,214
Oh, they won all this
money, huh? For what?
674
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,173
For hit a little ballwith a stick.Harvey.
675
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,088
Well, that's what he said.Well, he knows how to say it.
676
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,134
Papa, Joe could be
a great golfer. Si...
677
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:43,918
I can see it all now.
678
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,659
We're on the course
at Pinehurst.
679
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:47,356
There's a thousand
people following us.
680
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,141
We're ready to tee off
on the last hole.
681
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,707
Now, I hand Joe the club.
682
00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:52,927
He walks up to the ball
very nonchalantly.
683
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,974
He takes aim, he swings
684
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,976
and it's a screamer
right down the fairway.
685
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,064
Fore!
686
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:01,022
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
687
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,328
Then I hand him
his niblick.
688
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:04,243
What's a niblick?That's a littler stick.
689
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:06,071
Now, he hits the ball
right up on the green.
690
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:07,681
It's about 25 feet
from the cup.
691
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,248
Now, if he sinks this,
he beats Hogan.
692
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,945
He'll be the new champ.
693
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,643
He aims, he putts
and the ball is going
right for the cup.
694
00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:17,430
It's at the cup
and it rims the edge
and goes around,
695
00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:21,086
and around
and around
and around...
696
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,914
But it doesn't go in.
697
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,133
[ALL MURMUR]It don't go in?
698
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:27,048
But, wait. Hogan putts.
699
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,095
He hits his ball,
and it knocks
700
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,835
Joe's ball
right into the cup!
701
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,576
CAMINELLO:It's in, it's in. We won.
702
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,056
Sure we won.He's my son, no?
703
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,275
[ALL LAUGHING]
704
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,928
And they take him up
to the Judge's Stand
705
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,930
and they give
him this trophy.
He's the new champion.
706
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,150
Then they present him
with a $10,000 check.
707
00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,673
Bravo.I take it,
708
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:46,372
and, Pop,
I give you some money
to pay off the new boat.
709
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:49,114
I buy Mom a mink.
And, uh,
710
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,985
you two send your kids
to Harvard.
711
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:53,031
[ALL LAUGHING]
712
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,208
They'll be doctors.
713
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,432
You trying to
kill me, Joe?
714
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,003
That's enough
for today, Joe.
715
00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:13,007
HARVEY: Here we are, Joe.
Let's go in and register.
716
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,487
JOE: Okay with me.
717
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,015
Hey, dig this rug.
718
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,408
They really live
it up here, huh?
719
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,323
Oh, yeah, my Dad used totake me to all these places
720
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,847
when I was a kid,and he said it's veryimportant to socialize.
721
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:28,457
So mix, mingle.
722
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:29,545
Hello.Hello.
723
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,852
Hi.Names, please.
724
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:34,376
Uh, this is Joe Anthony,and I'm Harvey Miller, Jr.
725
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,117
Joe Anthony.
726
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,292
Yes, entered
from San Francisco.
727
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,337
Uh-huh.
728
00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,992
But I... I don't see
any Harvey Miller, Jr.
729
00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,516
No.
730
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,561
Oh, that's right.
Joe's the player.
I'm his caddy.
731
00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:47,520
The caddy house
is next door, son.
732
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,175
Oh, yes. Thank you.
733
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:52,090
Wait a minute.
We're partners.
734
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,439
If he can't stay,
I don't stay.
735
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:56,050
Oh, no, Joe. Uh, will youexcuse me just a second?
736
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,357
Look, Joe,don't worry about me.I... I'll be all right.
737
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,881
W-We caddies
have an awful lot
of fun together.
738
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,710
And, and you belong hereand I belong there.
739
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,451
We'll be together.
740
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:06,887
Uh, thank you very much, sir.
741
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,671
The caddy house is that way.
742
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,021
You told me before.
743
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:13,937
I'd better go along
with him.
744
00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:16,810
Oh, take my word for it.
He'll be all right.
745
00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,942
Come on,
I'll introduce you around.
746
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:22,859
Mr. Anthony, Bruce Reeber.
747
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:24,165
How are you?Hi.
748
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,514
KATHY: Gaston Leron.
749
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:27,168
LERON: How do you do?KATHY: Sidney Benthall.
750
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,169
How do you do?
751
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,694
Jonathan Preen
and Harry Bell.
752
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:32,913
BELL: How are you?
753
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,916
I'm Kathy Taylor.Hi.
754
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,223
Uh, Mr. Anthony
is from San Francisco.
755
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,790
Well, say,
if you're from San Francisco,
you must know Ted Kohler
756
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,096
of Kohler,
Heisler and Dodge.
757
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,054
No, I don't.Oh, but you must,
758
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:45,578
if you play at the
Bay City Country Club.
759
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:48,842
I don't.What club do you
represent up there?
760
00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,496
None.
761
00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:52,367
I know now. You played in the
Phoenix Open, didn't you?
762
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:56,328
No.Anthony. Anthony.
San Francisco.
763
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:58,286
What businessis your family in?Fish.
764
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:01,202
Importing or exporting?Catching.
765
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,769
BENTHALL: Oh.
766
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,162
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
767
00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,383
I beg your pardon,
I would like to know
if I could...
768
00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,953
I... I beg,
I beg your pardon,
I would...
769
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:17,087
I beg your pardon![ALL LAUGHING]
770
00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:18,524
I'm sorry.
771
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:25,313
I would like to know
if I can have a locker.
772
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:28,055
Hey, you're quite
a tomboy, aren't you?
773
00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:29,665
[ALL LAUGHING]
774
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:33,060
Oh, yeah?
775
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,757
Oh, yeah?
776
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:37,630
Well, sticks and stones
will break my bones,
777
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,414
and names'll
never harm me.
778
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:42,243
Could I have a locker?
779
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:43,462
Yeah, down that way, buddy.
780
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:44,898
Thank you, sir.
You're a gentleman.
781
00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:47,335
Thank you.[GROWLING]
782
00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:48,989
[ALL LAUGHING]
783
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:50,904
Come on, we got a pigeon.
Come on.
784
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,867
MAN: Well,
look at skinny-boy.
785
00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:58,999
[MAN LAUGHING]
786
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,653
Is it alive?You get out of here!
787
00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:03,003
All right.No, it's not.
788
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,570
[ALL LAUGHING]
789
00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:06,049
MAN: Oh, oh, brother.
790
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,232
[RIPPING]
791
00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,299
Boo.
792
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,431
[ALL LAUGHING]
793
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,737
Go on, get out of here!
794
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,261
Go ahead.
795
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,090
That was the best one...
796
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,236
Hello, fellas.
797
00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:16,076
[TAPPING]
798
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,322
Wise guy.
799
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:46,585
Smart aleck.
800
00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,198
Oh.
801
00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:52,330
Soap.
802
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,727
[GRUNTS]
803
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,861
[GROANING]
804
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:05,343
Towel. Oh, towel.
Oh, oh, oh.
805
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:08,520
Towel. Towel. Towel. Towel.
806
00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:09,956
REEBER: Well,
I didn't even finish.
807
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:12,262
[ALL GASPING]BENTHALL: I didn't even enter.
808
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,178
REEBER: Won't you, uh...
809
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:20,358
Hey, buddy, you got a towel?
Somebody took mine.
810
00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:22,621
Oh, thanks.
811
00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:24,753
[LAUGHING]
You got awful
small caddies here.
812
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,930
I got soap in my eyes.
813
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:31,369
I went over to
get some water
and there wasn't any.
814
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,631
[LAUGHS]
815
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,328
It's murder when you
get soap in your eyes
816
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,767
a-and y-y-you can't get
to the... the water to wash
817
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:41,117
[STUTTERING]
and I'm in my...
818
00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:42,380
Young man!
819
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:44,643
I know, it's this way.[LAUGHING]
820
00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,993
Oh, that kid!
I love him! He...
821
00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:49,125
HARMON: Those of you
who tuned in late,
this is Tom Harmon
822
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:52,259
reporting on
the Santa Barbara Open,
with Joe Anthony...
823
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,609
[STATIC WHINING]
824
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,003
Again, Papa. I told youwe need a new one.
825
00:39:57,046 --> 00:40:00,223
You wait. I make fix.
Work like a charm.
826
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:02,748
HARMON: Joe Anthony
approaches the ball.
827
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,794
His caddy is down
behind the ball,
lining it up on his stomach.
828
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,797
[GROANING][CROWD LAUGHING]
829
00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:11,321
HARMON: He goes over
to the golf bag,
gets out a whisk broom.
830
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:13,541
Wait one second, Joe. He starts to brush
a path to the cup.
831
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:15,195
Take it easy now.
832
00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:18,285
Harvey? Will you
get out of the way, Harv?
833
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,983
Anthony waits
very patiently.
834
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:23,812
He's now by the hole
and he's lining up the...
835
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,466
It's about two feet
on your right.
836
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,946
Don't be nervous.
837
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,819
He approaches the ball.
838
00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:34,170
He putts. There it goes.
It's rolling, rolling.
839
00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:37,478
It goes round
and round and in!
840
00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:40,350
Attaboy, Joe![ALL APPLAUDING]
841
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,833
Nice going, Anthony,
old boy.
842
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,400
LERON: Nice putt, Joe.
843
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,967
REEBER: Congratulations.We'll see you at the party,Kathy?
844
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,272
I'll be there.
845
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:51,013
Oh, Mr. Anthony,
won't you join
us at the party?
846
00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,362
Well...No?
847
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:55,322
Yes.Hey, Joe,
you were absolutely...
848
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,367
Oh, very nice
officialing, sir.Yes.
849
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,978
Will you get out of here?
850
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,936
Oh, all right.
I don't want to disturb
anything, Joe,
851
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,503
so I'll see you back
at the...
852
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,505
At the home.
853
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,289
You thought
I was going to say motel.
854
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,553
Okay, goodbye, Harvey.Nice round, Mr. Anthony.
855
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:10,076
Congratulations.Thank you.
856
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:11,381
MAN: Give us one more, Joe.
857
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:12,861
Turn on the charm,
Mr. Anthony.
858
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,776
Give them the full force
of your personality.
859
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,474
Fine.
860
00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:24,264
"Welcome Home, Champ."
Wonder who that's for?
861
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:27,136
Oh, that's for Joe.We gotta celebrate,don't we?
862
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,660
Joe! Hi.Hi.
863
00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:32,315
Mmm, that smells good.It is, uh, good.
864
00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:35,188
Just like Mama makes.She taught me.
865
00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:37,756
"For Joe."
Hey, what is this?
866
00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:40,889
Open it up, Joe.
867
00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:46,504
Oh, a new cap.
868
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:50,159
No, that was my Dad's.But it's yours now.
869
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,640
Thanks.Uh, try it on.
870
00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,169
Fits just like a glove.
871
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:02,128
It sure does.
Thanks, Harvey.
872
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:04,696
Oh, that's okay.And here's something else.
873
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,525
I want you to have this.
874
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,483
My Dad won thisat Inverness.
875
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,398
You know the old saying"money comes to money,"
876
00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:12,965
maybe cups will come to cups.
877
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,923
Thank you.That's all right.
878
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,185
Yeah, but I have a party...
879
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:17,926
Yeah, it is sort of
like a party, Joe,
880
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,493
and I got
the wide noodles
you like so well.
881
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,190
No, you shouldn't
have gone to all
this trouble.
882
00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:22,801
Oh, it's all right, Joe.
883
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,716
A... A man that's
under pressure
should have things he likes.
884
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,195
A-And it's good
for the stomach, too.
885
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,023
After this, we'll have
a couple of scoops
886
00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:29,851
of that terrific
chocolate crunch
ice cream
887
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:31,287
and we'll hit the sack.
888
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:34,160
Yeah, but Kathy Taylorinvited me to the club dance.
889
00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:37,729
Kathy Taylor?
Kathy Taylor.
890
00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:39,600
Oh, that nice girl
from the country club.
891
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,210
Uh-huh.Oh, yes.
892
00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:44,126
Oh, no!
You can't go out, Joe.
You're in training.
893
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,215
Well, all the otherfellows are going.
894
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:48,304
Well, gee, Joe.
I'm supposed to
be your manager,
895
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,263
isn't that right?Yeah.
896
00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:52,874
And I'm supposed
to specify whether
you can go out or not.
897
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:54,354
Sure.
898
00:42:54,397 --> 00:42:57,313
Oh, Harvey,I wouldn't do anythingto hurt our chances.
899
00:42:57,357 --> 00:43:00,099
You'll dance until
your legs are wobbly.
900
00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:03,363
You're right.I'll sit out every dance.
901
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:05,365
That's twice as tiring.
902
00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:07,759
Oh, Harvey,I'll be home early.
903
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:11,937
Eleven o'clock?Eleven o'clock.
904
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,765
Scout's honor?Uh-huh.
905
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:16,419
And if you're not home,can I come after youand bring you home?
906
00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:17,682
Scout's honor.
907
00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:19,988
Okay.
908
00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:22,034
Oh, Harvey.
I'm... I'm sorry
about all this.
909
00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:24,297
Oh, that's all right.
910
00:43:25,385 --> 00:43:27,256
What's the difference, Joe?
911
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,172
All I have to dois take off one plate.
912
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,219
Anyhow, it'll be goodfor you to relax.
913
00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:36,048
Have some laughs.
914
00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:38,311
But don't, don'tforget your promise.
915
00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:39,617
Eleven o'clock.
916
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,401
Okay. Bye.Bye.
917
00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:17,306
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
918
00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:22,660
Excuse me.
919
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,969
Hello.Hello.
920
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:30,798
Don't you remember me?
Kathy Taylor.
921
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:33,235
Girl receptionist.
Belle of the links.
922
00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:36,021
Oh, yeah.Well, good evening.
923
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:38,284
I better make that goodnight.I'm out of uniform.
924
00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:39,894
You're positively stunning.
925
00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:42,331
So what if you left
your dinner jacket
at home?
926
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:45,508
I left it in Kansas City.But I can show youthe pawn ticket.
927
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:48,642
I believe you.
Shall we dance?Only if I lead.
928
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,252
You can lead.
929
00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,170
Good evening.
930
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,487
[CLICKING TONGUE]What's the matter?
931
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,229
I'm worried about thatdinner jacket in Kansas City,
932
00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:13,319
waiting for youto come backand you never do.
933
00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:14,799
Don't let that upset you.
934
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:17,149
I used to wear that
when I was a singing waiter.
935
00:45:17,192 --> 00:45:19,064
It's full
of beer stains anyhow.
936
00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:21,849
And powder, too.And probably tears.
937
00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:24,765
Some poor girl
waiting for you
938
00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:26,680
to come back
and you never do.
939
00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:31,511
Better make that plural.Girls.
940
00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:33,252
Here we go again.
941
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:34,819
The subtle female approach.
942
00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:36,385
"Is he attached
or unattached"?
943
00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:38,518
Okay, so you don't
like my approach.
944
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:40,259
What's yours?
945
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:42,043
Ready?Uh-huh.
946
00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:45,220
Step number one:
shall we get
a breath of air?
947
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:46,831
We shall.
948
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:53,228
I'm, uh, worried
about step number 2.
949
00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:55,187
Step number two:
he sings a song at her.
950
00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:57,537
Well.
951
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,539
I'll, uh,
I'll brace myself.
952
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,498
Promise to catch me
if I faint?
953
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,978
I promise.
954
00:46:04,022 --> 00:46:07,634
♪ You're the right one
955
00:46:08,374 --> 00:46:12,160
♪ Yes, the right one
956
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:16,121
♪ I have never been so sure
957
00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:20,342
♪ Of anyone before
958
00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:24,738
♪ You're the first time
959
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:29,221
♪ And the last time
960
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:32,093
♪ You're the one time
961
00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:36,750
♪ There'll be no more
962
00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:41,320
♪ You're the star
963
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:45,411
♪ That always seemed
964
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:48,283
♪ So far
965
00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:53,114
♪ But, darling,
here you are
966
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:57,902
♪ For all the world to see
967
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:04,125
♪ So, if you love me
968
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:08,738
♪ Say you love me
969
00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:13,308
♪ For I know
970
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:16,921
♪ That you're the right one
971
00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:20,228
♪ For me
972
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:25,581
♪ You're the star
973
00:47:26,713 --> 00:47:30,456
♪ That always seemed so far
974
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,504
♪ But, darling,
here you are
975
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:40,553
♪ For all the world to see
976
00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:47,386
[CHOIR SINGING] ♪ So if you love me
977
00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:53,087
♪ Say you love me
978
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:58,136
♪ For I know
979
00:47:58,179 --> 00:48:02,662
♪ That you're the right one
980
00:48:03,837 --> 00:48:06,535
CHOIR: ♪ The right one
981
00:48:07,362 --> 00:48:09,887
♪ For me
982
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:14,369
CHOIR: ♪ Know that
you're the right one
983
00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:16,894
♪ For me
984
00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:21,376
It's after 11:00.
985
00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:25,903
[CAR APPROACHING]
986
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,212
[HICCUPPING]
987
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:34,302
[JOE HUMMING]Joe.
988
00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:37,349
Gee, Joe,
if the Rules Committee
ever saw you...
989
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:38,785
Now, get in here.
990
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,573
[LAUGHING]
991
00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:46,662
Come on, Joe.
You can't sleep
with your clothes on.
992
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,448
How could you
do this, Joe?
993
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,363
With the second round
coming up tomorrow.
994
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,192
Don't worry about me,I'll come out fighting.
995
00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:57,282
Well, you're so drunk
you don't even know
you're a golfer.
996
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,501
Now, look,
if it's golf
you want, okay,
997
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:02,461
but just don't nag, Emma.
998
00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:06,291
Emma? I'm Harvey.
999
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,727
Hiya, Harvey.
1000
00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:11,600
Well, I thought
you was Emma.
1001
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,691
And who are you?I'm Emma's husband.
1002
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,258
Oh.Don't tell her, though.
1003
00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,957
No. Where do you live?
1004
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,741
Harvey, my boy,
if I tell you,
1005
00:49:21,784 --> 00:49:23,786
will you promise
not to take me there?
1006
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:27,355
No.Good. I live next door.
1007
00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:29,488
Come on, let's go.
1008
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,665
Now, look, Harvey, I insist...
1009
00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:35,624
Come on, mister,
will you please?
1010
00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:37,148
HARVEY: Here. Easy.
1011
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:40,325
Take your pants
and your shoes.
1012
00:49:40,368 --> 00:49:42,718
Come on, now.
Easy now. Come on.
1013
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:52,380
Hi, Emma.
1014
00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:54,948
I don't know
where you've been,
1015
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,211
but at least you came
home with first prize.
1016
00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,387
[CRASHING]
1017
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,608
Joe.
1018
00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:07,395
WOMAN: Sing it again.
1019
00:50:07,439 --> 00:50:10,050
How about another chorus?
Sing it again.
1020
00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:11,747
MAN: More. Sing it again.
1021
00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,360
JOE: ♪ Not a cloud
in sight
1022
00:50:15,403 --> 00:50:16,665
♪ The sun's just right
1023
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:19,059
♪ The world's
a bright bouquet
1024
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:23,107
♪ It's a wonderful kinda
whistlin' kinda mornin'
1025
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,935
Psst!JOE: ♪ Oh, life is sweet
1026
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:28,025
♪ As sweet
as people make it
1027
00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,114
♪ So tweet your tweet
1028
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:34,118
♪ And hear
the robin say, "Okay"
1029
00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:36,511
[ALL LAUGHING] ♪ Get a happy-go-lucky
feelin'
1030
00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:38,600
♪ Come and live it up
while you may
1031
00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:40,037
Harvey.
1032
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,256
Joe, do you realize
it's after eleven o'clock?
1033
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:45,216
So what?Well, you promised, Joe!
1034
00:50:45,259 --> 00:50:46,652
Promised what?
1035
00:50:46,695 --> 00:50:48,306
Well, you promised you'd
be home at eleven o'clock.
1036
00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:50,221
Now, it's after
eleven o'clock!
1037
00:50:50,264 --> 00:50:51,570
Harvey,I'm in the middle of a song.
1038
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,050
Well, I'm sorry, Joe.
1039
00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,399
You said you were
gonna come home.
1040
00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:57,576
[ALL LAUGHING]Stop the music.
Stop the music.
1041
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,360
Now, say goodnight
to everyone.
1042
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:02,146
Goodnight to everyone.
Goodnight, you all.
1043
00:51:02,189 --> 00:51:04,931
Goodnight, everyone.Harvey!
1044
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,411
Goodnight...
1045
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,109
[LAUGHING]
1046
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,720
You're very rude
and impolite, sir.
1047
00:51:11,764 --> 00:51:13,157
What're you laughing at?
1048
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,724
You.Well, don't.
1049
00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:17,335
You may have a childof your own some day.
1050
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:19,119
What's the matterwith you, Harvey?
1051
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,294
You shouldn't yellat these people.
1052
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,948
They belong hereand you don't!
1053
00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:23,341
Yeah? Well, they shouldn't
laugh at me, Joe,
1054
00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:25,299
'cause I'm trying
to take good care of you.
1055
00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,736
I appreciate that,Harvey, but I have tofinish the song.
1056
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,434
We can't be impoliteand leave now.
1057
00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:32,001
You could
if you wanted to.The music.
1058
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,308
[BAND PLAYING][ALL LAUGHING]
1059
00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:35,962
Hey, hey,what are you doing?[JOE SINGING]
1060
00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:38,965
Stop pulling. Let me go.[JOE SINGING]
1061
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:42,795
♪ It's the crooniest, tuniest
Juniest day to say
1062
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,145
♪ Not a cloud in sight
1063
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,451
♪ The sun's just right
1064
00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:49,062
♪ The world's
a bright bouquet
1065
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:53,284
JOE: ♪ It's a wonderful kinda whistlin' kinda mornin'
1066
00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:55,634
♪ Oh, life is sweet
1067
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:58,680
♪ As sweet as people make it
1068
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,378
♪ So tweet your tweet
1069
00:52:00,421 --> 00:52:04,164
♪ And hear the robin say,
"Okay"
1070
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,732
♪ Get a happy-go-lucky
feelin'
1071
00:52:06,775 --> 00:52:09,169
♪ Come and live it up
while you may
1072
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:14,174
♪ It's the dillyest, dallyest
pallyest day today
1073
00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:19,048
♪ It's a wonderful kinda
whistlin' kinda mornin'
1074
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:21,442
♪ Oh, what a mornin'
1075
00:52:21,486 --> 00:52:24,271
♪ Oh, what a mornin'
1076
00:52:24,315 --> 00:52:28,841
♪ It's a wonderful kinda
whistlin' kinda day ♪
1077
00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,111
This is Tom Harmon
announcing the final round
1078
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,504
of the Santa Barbara Open.
1079
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:42,028
Bell is now making
his approach to the green.
1080
00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:45,510
He shoots. It's a beautiful,
high pitch shot, rolling.
1081
00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:48,208
It stops four feet on
the other side of the pin.
1082
00:52:48,817 --> 00:52:50,254
[CROWD CLAPPING]
1083
00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:52,647
One putt and he's in,and there goesthe old ball game.
1084
00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:54,475
Oh, don't you
believe it, Joe.
1085
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,347
It just takes
a little courage
plus a cool head.
1086
00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:58,914
Now lay one up there.You can do it, champ.
1087
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,047
MAN: Hey, Anthony,
it's your shot.
1088
00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,790
Wait a minute, Joe.
1089
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:10,317
MAN: Come on, Anthony,
you're holding up the game.
1090
00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:13,581
Now see here, boy.That's not allowed.
1091
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,453
Oh, I beg your
pardon, sir.
1092
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:18,586
"In the event
a limb is endangering
the contestant's eyesight,
1093
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:21,415
said limb may be remove."
Uh, removed.
1094
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,156
Ruled by Jock MacRae,
1095
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,638
August 23rd, 1886,
at Inverness, Scotland.
1096
00:53:26,681 --> 00:53:28,422
Is there such a rule?
1097
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:30,207
Well, certainly there is.
1098
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,470
Now if you'll
excuse us, please?
1099
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,254
Please.
1100
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:36,909
Harvey,
is there such a rule?
1101
00:53:36,952 --> 00:53:39,868
[LAUGHING]
I don't know.
Go ahead, Joe.
1102
00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:42,523
Joe Anthony's next shot
and it's a very
difficult shot.
1103
00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:46,310
HARMON: He lines up the shot.
He shoots.
1104
00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,094
It's a beautiful
high approach.
1105
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,704
It's rolling,
it's rolling, it's rolling.
1106
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:51,489
It breaks. It's in the cup!
1107
00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:54,753
Attaboy, Joe![CROWD APPLAUDING]
1108
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:57,190
As the winnerof our tournament,you are invited to compete
1109
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,192
in the $10,000 invitational
1110
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,977
to be held at Montereyweek after next.
1111
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:03,327
Good luck.Thank you, sir.
1112
00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:04,458
Good luck, Joe.
1113
00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:05,633
Thank you.BELL: Good luck.
1114
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:06,852
Thanks.
1115
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:08,810
Until then you'll be
my houseguest at Carmel.
1116
00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:11,117
No or yes?Yes.
1117
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,380
And last,but certainly not least,
1118
00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:16,078
the Club's check for $500.
1119
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,471
[ALL APPLAUDING]Thank you.
1120
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:20,169
Bravo!
1121
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:23,172
$500. Paid in full.
1122
00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:27,655
For the last ten years,it has been the customfor the winner
1123
00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:30,267
to turn over the checkto our charity fund.
1124
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,312
I know Mr. Anthonywould insist
1125
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,271
on followingthis noble tradition.
1126
00:54:34,836 --> 00:54:36,621
Certainly.
1127
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,319
Thank you from all of us.
1128
00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,842
[ALL APPLAUDING]
1129
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:46,413
And, boy, when you
sank it that was really
something, Joe.
1130
00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:47,936
My dad couldn't
have done better.
1131
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:50,330
Oh, it was nothing.
It was really nothing.
1132
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,114
But how is charity
gonna get Pop
1133
00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:55,204
off the hook for the $500
he owes on the new boat?
1134
00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,163
And furthermore,
how we gonna eat?
1135
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,252
But, Joe, money's notthe important thing.
1136
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,123
It's the fact that nowyou're on your way.
1137
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:02,603
I sure am.
1138
00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:04,562
And now we're invited to
play in the tournament,
1139
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,259
and that's $10,000
we can keep.
1140
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,782
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1141
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,350
Joe Anthony?Yeah.
1142
00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:12,221
Sign this, please.
1143
00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:15,616
See, already,autograph hunters.What is this?
1144
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,879
Compliments of
the Santa Barbara
Businessmen's Association.
1145
00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:21,230
Look.
1146
00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:26,627
Hey, Joe,
look at these golf balls.
1147
00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,063
You look at them.
1148
00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:30,414
Look at this
complete outfit.
1149
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,851
Give those boys
a handsome tip.
1150
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,983
Here you are.
No, keep it.
1151
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:36,507
And thanks very much
for your trouble.
1152
00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:38,247
Thanks for the gift.
1153
00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:39,771
Wise guy.
1154
00:55:39,814 --> 00:55:42,730
Anthony,
you old hound dog, you.
1155
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:46,168
See, Joe,
what golf can do for you?
1156
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:47,996
And back in San Francisco
we can live at home,
1157
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,563
and practice
with all these golf balls.
1158
00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,435
We're gonna have to catch up
on our short game.
1159
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,828
Remember, you can't
count on luck all the time.
1160
00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,308
What do you mean "luck?"
1161
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,962
Oh, I'm sorry.Luck?
1162
00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:01,662
"Travelwell Deluxe."
I certainly intend to.
1163
00:56:01,706 --> 00:56:02,750
Harv.Oh, yeah.
1164
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:07,712
And by the way,
I'm not going
to San Francisco.
1165
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,105
You're not going home?
1166
00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:12,934
I'll practice every day.
The country club
is right nearby.
1167
00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:14,240
Nearby what?
1168
00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:16,416
Kathy Taylor's home
in Carmel.
1169
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:18,375
Joe, we can't takea vacation now.
1170
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:19,811
Our whole future's at stake.
1171
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,856
I just won a tournament,
didn't I?
1172
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,597
Yeah, but not againstHogan or Snead,
1173
00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,686
and that'swho you're gonna haveto play at Monterey.
1174
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:29,516
Look, Harvey, I've never
met a Kathy Taylor
before, and I like her.
1175
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,039
I'm human.
1176
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:34,695
Okay. We'll go to her place.
1177
00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:37,785
But remember, Joe, youhave to practice every day.
1178
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:41,267
Uh, Harvey,
one of us has to go home
1179
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:43,008
and tell the folks
how we're doing.
1180
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:44,662
Well, gee, Joe,
San Francisco's
out of the way
1181
00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:46,794
if we are going to Carmel.We ought to...
1182
00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:53,453
I guess you're right.
1183
00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:56,456
One of uswill have to go home
1184
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,589
and let the folksknow how we're doing.
1185
00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:01,592
I'll meet you in Monterey
the morning of
the qualifying round.
1186
00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:04,725
Okay, you take the clubsand I'll give the folksyour love.
1187
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,205
[CAR APPROACHING]
1188
00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:07,554
You take the rest.
1189
00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:09,208
[CAR HONKING]
1190
00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:11,253
Oh, that's Kathy.
1191
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,994
Sounds like she has a cold.
1192
00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:15,301
Well, I'll see you
in a week.
1193
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:17,085
Okay.That's yours.
1194
00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,527
Thanks.
1195
00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:28,140
Okay, now you send
the rest of my things
home, huh?
1196
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,229
Okay.JOE: Bye.
1197
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:32,753
Goodbye.Hi, Kathy.
1198
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:35,060
KATHY: Let's go, champ.Be right with you.
1199
00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:41,283
Well, let's go.
1200
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,894
How do you like that?I almost ran off
1201
00:57:42,937 --> 00:57:44,417
without givingany money to my caddy.
1202
00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:47,855
I knewyou'd change your mind.
1203
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:50,467
We're still buddies.Sure, we're buddies.
1204
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:53,426
How much money we got?Oh.
1205
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:57,604
We have, uh,$10, $20, $30, $35,
1206
00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:01,042
$36.50.We're rolling in dough.
1207
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:03,131
Where'd you get all this?Oh, I had youin the caddies' pool.
1208
00:58:03,175 --> 00:58:06,221
But I spent $3.69on the party for you.
1209
00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:10,399
Look, Harvey.
I can't go up there broke.
I'll hang onto the $30,
1210
00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:14,316
and you keep the rest
for food and bus fare.
1211
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,537
Oh, don't mention it.
You're entitled to it.
Enjoy yourself.
1212
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:20,366
Joe...Don't thank me.
Have a good time.
1213
00:58:22,194 --> 00:58:23,412
Bye.Bye.
1214
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,416
[CAR ACCELERATING]
1215
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:47,872
[CAR HONKING]
1216
00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:55,357
[CAR HONKING]
1217
00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:57,272
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1218
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,681
[CAR HONKING]
1219
00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:17,292
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1220
00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:19,338
Kathy, is this Carmel
or Indianapolis?
1221
00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:21,819
What would your mother say
if she saw you
driving like that?
1222
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,951
I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?Hello, dear.
1223
00:59:23,995 --> 00:59:26,127
Hello, Mother.
Say hello to Joe Anthony.
1224
00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:28,216
Hello, Joe Anthony.Hello, Mother.
1225
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,522
Oh, don't you dare.
1226
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,220
My name is Grace,and I lie about my age.
1227
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,048
Hello, Grace.Hello.
1228
00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:35,615
Joe just won the tournament.
1229
00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:38,618
Well, good for Joe.Wonderful. Come along.
1230
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:40,272
[PIGS GRUNTING]
1231
00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:53,459
Can't you piggies be quiet?
1232
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,772
MAN: This is
the Taylor estate.
1233
01:00:01,815 --> 01:00:04,252
Oh, just a second.
I'll get my things.
1234
01:00:09,562 --> 01:00:10,737
Thank you, Mr. Farmer.
1235
01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:23,315
Joey!
1236
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:26,318
[CLUBS RATTLING]
1237
01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:42,073
Joey?
1238
01:00:44,771 --> 01:00:46,381
[DOGS HOWLING]
1239
01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:50,037
Joey?
1240
01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:52,126
[GROWLING]
1241
01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:56,304
Joey! Joey!
1242
01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,742
I'm not a robber,
I'm looking for Joey!
1243
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:00,178
[BARKING]
1244
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,502
Hello. Hello, doggies.
1245
01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:24,332
I'm poor and skinny.
1246
01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:27,074
Leave me alone.
I wouldn't taste good anyhow.
1247
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,859
[BARKING]
1248
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,955
[NEIGHING]
1249
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,696
What are you
complaining about?
1250
01:01:41,175 --> 01:01:42,699
You belong here.
You're an animal.
1251
01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:43,917
I'm a humane.
1252
01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:46,485
And I'm hungry.
1253
01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:51,708
[NEIGHING]
1254
01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:02,457
[NEIGHING]Well, don't be selfish.
1255
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:04,982
I don't want any of your hay.You can have that.
1256
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:06,723
Can't I just please
have a carrot?
1257
01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:08,202
[NEIGHING]
1258
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:09,726
Thank you. You're very kind.
1259
01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:18,822
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1260
01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:20,214
W-Won't you have
a little scrambled egg?
1261
01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:22,434
You have absolutely
nothing on your plate.
1262
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:25,045
Well, I could hardly...[NEIGHING]
1263
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:30,921
Yes, Lisa?
1264
01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:34,489
[NEIGHING]
1265
01:02:38,624 --> 01:02:42,106
8:30! Oh, thanks, Rodney,
for waking me up.
1266
01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,369
I gotta get these clubs
to Joe right away.
1267
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,763
[NEIGHING]
1268
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:48,808
Good morning.
1269
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,557
Thanks again, Rodney.
I'll see you soon.
1270
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,255
Watch my things, huh? Thanks.[BARKING]
1271
01:03:05,172 --> 01:03:07,044
Oh, how am I going
to get out of here?
1272
01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:20,231
[GROWLING]
1273
01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:25,323
[BARKING]
1274
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:42,166
Hello, how do you do?I'm looking for Mr. Anthony.
1275
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,951
He forgot his clubs,so I brought them to himso he could practice.
1276
01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:47,258
Mr. Anthony is out cycling
with Miss Taylor.
1277
01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:49,129
I'll take them.
1278
01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:51,001
No, I wanted to see...
I...
1279
01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:54,004
[GROWLING][EXCLAIMING]
1280
01:04:08,322 --> 01:04:09,410
[DOGS BARKING]
1281
01:04:39,484 --> 01:04:41,355
Nice doggies.
1282
01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:45,359
Hello, doggies.
I... I'm not the same fella.
1283
01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:47,231
If you don't
believe me, take a...
1284
01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,059
Take a sniff.
1285
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:51,800
See, the guy you want
is still inside.
1286
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:56,109
MAN: Hey!
What are you doing out here?
1287
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:58,068
You're not supposed
to be with a guest.
1288
01:04:58,111 --> 01:04:59,678
Come on with me.
1289
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,334
[SIGHING]
1290
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,814
[SNIFFING]
1291
01:05:05,858 --> 01:05:07,816
I can hardly lift it now.
1292
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,340
Well, forget all about
your diets, everybody.
1293
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,690
F-Food.[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1294
01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:12,952
Oh, F-F-Food.
1295
01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:16,173
[CLEARING THROAT]
1296
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:33,190
CHARLES: Uh,
good morning, Mr...
1297
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,148
Good morning, sir.
Splendid morning.
1298
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:37,977
Splendid.
Wonderful morning, and it's
the best time to get up,
1299
01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:39,587
is in the morning, isn't it?
1300
01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:41,372
Breakfast, sir?Sure!
1301
01:05:41,415 --> 01:05:43,983
I mean, uh, yes,
I suppose I might
have a bite.
1302
01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,942
Yes. What mightI serve you, sir?
1303
01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:48,379
Oh, the sausages are fine.
1304
01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,163
Oh, Wonderful.
Mmm-hmm...
1305
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:51,860
[EXCLAIMS]
And ham.
1306
01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:54,907
Ham in the morning
is just wonderful. Oh.
1307
01:05:54,951 --> 01:06:00,086
Uh, eggs with it.
Oh, Nothing like eggs
with it in the morning.
1308
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:02,567
And a muffin.
That is very nourishing.
1309
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:04,786
Bacon. Bacon's wonderful.
1310
01:06:04,830 --> 01:06:06,223
Oh, wonderful. Fine.
1311
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,094
How about just one more
for the road?
1312
01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:09,835
One more.
1313
01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:13,882
Oh, l-lamb chops
are very nourishing
in the morning.
1314
01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:15,493
I'll take that,
and thank you.
1315
01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:17,364
Mmm, oh, buns.
1316
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,801
Buns. Yeah.
1317
01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:22,979
Ah, little buns. Little ones.
Yes, I love them.
1318
01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:26,330
Baby buns. Uh-huh.
And we missed something.
Uh, you're cold.
1319
01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:28,201
You're getting warmer,
warmer.
1320
01:06:28,245 --> 01:06:30,203
Uh, no, you're cold.
You were warm.
1321
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:34,207
Hot! Kippers!
I just adore kippers. Mmm.
1322
01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:37,602
Potatoes, sir?Potatoes?
1323
01:06:37,645 --> 01:06:39,996
Want me to ruin my waistline?Oh, sorry, sir.
1324
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,259
It's all right.BOTH: Thank you.
1325
01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:44,087
[STUTTERING]
1326
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,702
Uh, shall we start over?Oh, no.
1327
01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,878
No. No, I'll, I'll haveto get some warm plates.
1328
01:06:52,921 --> 01:06:55,750
W-W-Warm plates?
I'll be here.
1329
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,013
HARVEY: I... I'll be here,
waiting.
1330
01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:01,321
Hearty appetite.
1331
01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,454
How do you do?Hello.
1332
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:05,499
In all the excitement
of arriving yesterday,
1333
01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,153
I don't believe we've met.Thank you.
1334
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,503
Although you do
look familiar.
1335
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:12,158
My name is Benthall,
Sidney Benthall.
1336
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:15,248
The name is Miller.Harvey Miller, Jr.Hmm.
1337
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:17,772
May I present Miss Carlton,
Miss Kennedy.
1338
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:20,079
Miss Carlton, Miss Kennedy.Mr. Miller.
1339
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,690
How do you do...Oh, no, that's Mr. Leron.
1340
01:07:22,734 --> 01:07:24,953
Awfully pleased
to know you. Awfully.
1341
01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:27,086
But I have seen yousomewhere before.
1342
01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,132
I have never
been there before.
1343
01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,699
At the, uh,golf tournament dance.
1344
01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:34,659
At Santa Barbara.Uh, Santa Barbara?
1345
01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:37,053
You are right,
it was Santa Barbara.
1346
01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:39,142
It could not
have been Santa Barbara.
1347
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,319
Well, who are you?Who am I?
1348
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:45,235
Where are you from?Where am I from?
1349
01:07:45,278 --> 01:07:48,760
Gentlemen,
from Miami to London,
1350
01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:51,023
from London to Boston,
1351
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:54,157
I'm known as
the gay continental.
1352
01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:01,512
♪ Continent,
continent, continental
1353
01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:05,255
♪ And I got this way
quite accidental
1354
01:08:05,298 --> 01:08:07,648
♪ All my people have riches
1355
01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,476
♪ And velveteen britches
1356
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,697
♪ And white tie
and tails and top hats on
1357
01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:16,570
♪ And top hats and top hats
and top hats on
1358
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:20,400
♪ And they breakfast in bed
with their spats on
1359
01:08:20,444 --> 01:08:23,577
♪ Life's a bore
1360
01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:28,147
♪ Having cocktails
and tea around four
1361
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:31,150
♪ Whee, fiddle-dee-dee
1362
01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:34,719
♪ I keep drinking
as long as they're free
1363
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:37,156
♪ Now my old family tree
1364
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,766
♪ Is so precious to me
1365
01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:42,161
♪ It is the sturdy old tree
I was sprung from
1366
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:46,122
♪ I was sprung, I was sprung
I was sprung from
1367
01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:49,734
♪ 'Tis the tree that
my grandpa was hung from
1368
01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:52,171
♪ Though I can't pay
my rental
1369
01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:55,435
♪ A gay continental am I
1370
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,828
[ALL LAUGHING]
1371
01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:13,192
[EXCLAIMING]
1372
01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:58,237
♪ Hi, ho, hum
1373
01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:02,589
♪ I'm a high-class
society crumb
1374
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:06,506
♪ C'est la vie
1375
01:10:06,550 --> 01:10:09,422
♪ Now in French
that means nothing to me
1376
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:12,295
♪ My old family estate
1377
01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:14,210
♪ Is so big and sedate
1378
01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:17,517
♪ If you happen my way,
give a look in
1379
01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:21,347
♪ Give a look,
give a look, give a look in
1380
01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:25,046
♪ On the Rue de la
Flatbush in Brooklyn
1381
01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:27,223
♪ I'm a wee temperamental
1382
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:28,833
♪ At times, detrimental
1383
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,791
♪ My money's parental
1384
01:10:30,835 --> 01:10:32,271
♪ My attitude's mental
1385
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,578
♪ My upper plate's dental
1386
01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:38,190
♪ A gay continental am I
1387
01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:48,461
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1388
01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:50,246
Harvey,
what are you doing here?
1389
01:10:50,289 --> 01:10:53,249
The breaststroke.I never learned to crawl.
1390
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,902
Come out of there.
1391
01:10:59,733 --> 01:11:01,953
Now I know who you are.
1392
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:03,520
Why, you're...I'm his caddy.
1393
01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:05,739
Caddy? Sorry.
1394
01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:07,915
You're supposed to be
in San Francisco.
1395
01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,874
Don't you know these people
are all invited guests?
1396
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,311
Consider yourself
invited, Harvey.
I'm glad you're here.
1397
01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:14,705
Oh, thank you.We can use you.
1398
01:11:14,748 --> 01:11:16,707
Can't we, Mother?Why, of course.
1399
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:19,318
Until the tournament starts
you can earn some money.
1400
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:23,104
GRACE: Charles,
with so many extra guests,
we'll need another man.
1401
01:11:23,148 --> 01:11:25,498
Charles will
take care of you.
1402
01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,674
Oh, you don't understand.Joe and I...
1403
01:11:27,718 --> 01:11:29,633
Well, I think
that's very sweet
of Mrs. Taylor.
1404
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:33,071
But, Joe,we gotta practice.
1405
01:11:33,114 --> 01:11:35,552
You're very
conscientious, Harvey,
but, don't overdo it.
1406
01:11:35,595 --> 01:11:37,293
CHARLES: Come along, boy.
1407
01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,773
Now, go along, boy.
1408
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,822
JOE: He's really
a very nice guy.
1409
01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:47,433
GRACE: Of course, he is.
1410
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:49,914
Listen to this partof the letter from Harvey.Oh.
1411
01:11:49,957 --> 01:11:54,222
He say, "Joe won
at Santa Barbara
1412
01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:58,270
and we play again soon
at the $10,000
Monterey tournament."
1413
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,881
So who say he's gonna win?I say so.
1414
01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:03,275
I don't believe you.
I attach!
1415
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,625
Wait, Mr. Spezzato. Uh.
1416
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,235
I'll get Harveyon the phone.
1417
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:08,411
That's a good idea, Lisa.
1418
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:10,630
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1419
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,116
Would you like
something to eat, ma'am?
1420
01:12:19,422 --> 01:12:20,901
Why not try one of these?
1421
01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:23,295
They're very good.
I just had one.
1422
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,775
You might as well
take a handful, lady.
1423
01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:26,994
Supper ain't gonna be ready
for at least a half-hour.
1424
01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,996
I don't know how
you can fill up
on these tiny sandwiches.
1425
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,389
Would you like
to have one?
1426
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:33,305
No, thank you.[MIMICS] No, thank you.
1427
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,308
Phone call for
Mr. Harvey Miller, Jr.
1428
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:39,137
Oh, that's me.
Would you please
pass these around?
1429
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:42,445
Uh, thank you.
And, uh, watch
the man with the beard.
1430
01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:44,185
He's already had seconds.
1431
01:12:44,229 --> 01:12:46,187
Push the celery.
We can't get rid of it.Oh.
1432
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,148
You can't use that phone.
1433
01:12:50,191 --> 01:12:52,193
Hello? It works.
1434
01:12:52,237 --> 01:12:55,240
Hello, Lisa! How are you?
1435
01:12:55,283 --> 01:12:57,373
Uh, y-you'll have to talka little louder, sweetheart,
1436
01:12:57,416 --> 01:12:59,113
we're having a party here.
1437
01:12:59,157 --> 01:13:02,116
Mr. Spezzato's here
and he's worrying
about his money.
1438
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,381
He wants either his $500or the restaurant.
1439
01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:07,992
Hello, Mr. Spezzato?
1440
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:12,736
Oh, Joe's a cinch.
It's in the bag.
1441
01:13:12,779 --> 01:13:15,173
Oh, yes, sir,
he's in great shape.
1442
01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:16,827
Would you give me that phone?
1443
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:17,871
Lisa,
1444
01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:21,397
this phone call is SWAK.
1445
01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:27,446
SWAK?
1446
01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:30,754
S-W-A-K.
1447
01:13:30,797 --> 01:13:33,409
Sealed with a kiss.Oh.
1448
01:13:33,452 --> 01:13:35,019
Here, give me that.
1449
01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:37,543
Take this and
get in there with it.
1450
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:39,327
You're nasty.
1451
01:13:39,371 --> 01:13:40,372
[GRUNTS]
1452
01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:43,723
Cheers.
1453
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:46,334
Just 68-and-a-half more hours
before a certain tournament.
1454
01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:48,293
I... I'll take this
glass for you, sir.
1455
01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:50,164
What's that look like,a finger bowl?
1456
01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:52,471
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I thought it was empty.
1457
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,168
I... I'll get you
a fresh finger bowl.
1458
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,475
The heat's on.Shut it off.
1459
01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:58,216
Uh, how about
a sandwich, sir?
1460
01:13:58,259 --> 01:14:00,044
It'll be much better
for you than a drink.
1461
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:02,481
Uh, vitamins, you know.I'd much rather have a drink.
1462
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:04,222
Uh, uh, we're all
out of gin, sir.
1463
01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:06,137
Oh, that's impossible.
There's plenty.
1464
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:09,357
Oh, what do you...
Yes, we're...
1465
01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:11,055
[COUGHING]
1466
01:14:11,098 --> 01:14:13,187
Is that boy one of
our regular servants?
1467
01:14:13,231 --> 01:14:15,146
He's my caddy, Mr. Taylor.
1468
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,539
Kathy gave him
a temporary job.
1469
01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:18,366
TAYLOR: Caddy?
1470
01:14:18,410 --> 01:14:21,195
Oh, you're the lad
who won the tournament
at Santa Barbara.
1471
01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:22,458
Grace told me all about you.
1472
01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:27,332
TAYLOR: Here's luck.
1473
01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,466
Thank you.
1474
01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:36,515
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your glass is empty.
1475
01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:38,822
GRACE: I'll send Charles.
1476
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:41,477
You better leave
the whole tray here, Charles.
1477
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,957
Been off my game
for quite a while now.
1478
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,481
Shooting in the 90's.
1479
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:48,309
Oh, uh,
will you have a cigarette?
1480
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:50,311
Thank you.Uh, here's a light.
1481
01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:02,498
I filled this glass,
didn't I, Kathy?
1482
01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:03,847
Yes, you did.
1483
01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,116
I put the tray
down there, didn't I?
1484
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:13,509
Mmm-hmm. Yes, you did.
1485
01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:19,819
[CHIRPING]
1486
01:15:32,179 --> 01:15:33,920
[CLINKING]
1487
01:15:33,964 --> 01:15:35,313
[WHISTLING]
1488
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,320
[METALLIC CLANGING]
1489
01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:57,727
[ALL CHATTERING]
1490
01:15:57,770 --> 01:16:00,077
Oh, I'll take that, Jane.Very well.
1491
01:16:01,382 --> 01:16:03,341
Seafood, madam?Hey, Charlie.
1492
01:16:03,384 --> 01:16:04,995
[SCREAMING]
1493
01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:06,779
You idiot! You...
1494
01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:08,825
I'm freezing.
1495
01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,479
Keep cool!
1496
01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:16,136
Oh, you, you clumsy,
clumsy boy.
1497
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,398
[LAUGHING]
1498
01:16:17,442 --> 01:16:20,271
Oh, you kill me.I love that... With the tray.
1499
01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:24,405
Oh, not that face.Harvey.
1500
01:16:25,711 --> 01:16:28,018
Harvey, get out of here.
You're drunk.
1501
01:16:28,061 --> 01:16:29,454
That's funny, Joe.
1502
01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:31,195
Every time
you start to drink,
1503
01:16:31,238 --> 01:16:33,023
you think
everybody else is drunk.
1504
01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:35,025
If you'd have gone
to San Francisco
like I told you to,
1505
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:36,635
this wouldn't
have happened to me.
1506
01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:38,811
Well, I'll apologize
to everybody.
1507
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,640
I know I embarrassed you.
1508
01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:43,207
You certainly did.
1509
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,209
Well, tell them all
I'm not a servant.
1510
01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:49,648
I'm your friend, Joe.
I... I... I'm your pal.
1511
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:51,911
I'm gonna be
your brother-in-law.
1512
01:16:51,955 --> 01:16:54,479
Brother-in-law?Naturally.
1513
01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:56,699
That's why I wanna
protect him.
1514
01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:59,179
That's why I want him
to win the tournament,
naturally.
1515
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:02,487
For Lisa's sake.Lisa?
1516
01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:05,359
Naturally.
Oh, boy, Joe.
1517
01:17:05,403 --> 01:17:06,578
Lisa called
on the telephone,
1518
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,145
and she sent you her love.
1519
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:14,804
I spoke out of turn?Just in time.
1520
01:17:14,847 --> 01:17:17,589
Charles...
Charles, announce dinner
at once, please.
1521
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,678
Dinner is served.
1522
01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:23,073
Oh, I hope
they have frankfurters.
I'm gonna take care of...
1523
01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:25,771
Dinner is served.
Hurry up, everybody!Oh, no. Oh, no.
1524
01:17:25,815 --> 01:17:28,208
Come on,
it's gonna get cold.
Hurry up.
1525
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:30,341
Last one in's
a rotten egg.
1526
01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:32,082
I can't have this.Come on.
1527
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:33,910
Everything's gonna
get cold and you won't
have nothing to eat.
1528
01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:36,129
What am I going to do?Everybody hurry!
1529
01:17:36,173 --> 01:17:38,088
Oh, there goes my job.Hello, Charlie.
1530
01:17:38,131 --> 01:17:39,698
Will you get out of here?
1531
01:17:46,574 --> 01:17:48,489
Now, come on,
get out of here.
1532
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,319
Really.
1533
01:17:52,363 --> 01:17:54,800
Oh.Look, honey.
1534
01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:56,193
I told him
not to come up here.
1535
01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:57,716
Harvey's got things
all mixed up.
1536
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,587
He's going to beyour brother-in-law,isn't he?
1537
01:17:59,631 --> 01:18:00,893
Well, sure.
1538
01:18:00,937 --> 01:18:02,373
And Lisa is going to be
the blushing bride?
1539
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:03,896
Yes, but you don't...
1540
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,376
He doesn't have thingsmixed up as faras I'm concerned.
1541
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:10,381
Your faith in me
is very touching. Thanks.
1542
01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,516
[GROANING]
1543
01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,742
Oh.
1544
01:18:26,658 --> 01:18:28,138
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1545
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,444
Come in, Joe.
1546
01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:33,621
Harvey?
1547
01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:36,799
Oh, Miss Taylor, hello.
1548
01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:38,148
Oh, you shouldn't
have done it.
1549
01:18:38,191 --> 01:18:40,411
Take this.Thank you.
1550
01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:45,677
And then this.
1551
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:52,162
Ah, thank you.What's all this?
1552
01:18:52,205 --> 01:18:54,860
Oh, I've caused youenough trouble, Miss Taylor.
1553
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:57,297
Oh, well, it's not
your fault, Harvey.
1554
01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,517
I hope that Joe and Lisa
will be very happy together.
1555
01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:04,348
Oh, they will be.
She likes him.
1556
01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:07,438
It's always,"My big brother this,"and "My big brother that."
1557
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:09,745
Well, I've never thought of
him as the big brother type.
1558
01:19:11,224 --> 01:19:14,619
Well, you would
if you were his
sister, like Lisa.
1559
01:19:14,662 --> 01:19:17,491
Her sister?
Joe's her sister?
1560
01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:21,104
No, Joe's her brother.You're all confused,Miss Taylor.
1561
01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:23,019
Oh, my dear brother-in-law.
1562
01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:27,937
Charles? Where's Mr. Anthony?
1563
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:30,766
Oh, are you sure?
1564
01:19:32,289 --> 01:19:33,464
Thank you.
1565
01:19:35,422 --> 01:19:36,554
Joe's gone.
1566
01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:37,773
[BANGING]
1567
01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:38,904
Joe's gone?
1568
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,950
Yes.He can't be.
1569
01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:44,301
What about the tournament?What are we gonna do?
1570
01:19:45,345 --> 01:19:47,130
I'll help you
find him, Harvey.
1571
01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:48,784
But then it's every man
for himself.
1572
01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:52,352
[DOOR CLOSES]
1573
01:19:58,663 --> 01:19:59,925
[CAR APPROACHING]
1574
01:20:07,498 --> 01:20:09,282
Thanks. You heading
for San Francisco?
1575
01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:11,807
Your name Joe Anthony?Yeah, what's wrong?
1576
01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:14,374
Let's take a look
at that bag.
1577
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:16,115
Hey, what are you doing?
That's mine.
1578
01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:24,036
"Inverness Open Tournaments.
Winner: Harvey Miller, Sr."
1579
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,211
I thought
your name was Anthony.
1580
01:20:25,255 --> 01:20:26,647
It is.That cup was given to me.
1581
01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:28,824
This is my bagand these are my clothes.
1582
01:20:38,311 --> 01:20:39,791
This isn't my cap.
1583
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,098
We can see that.
Come on, get in.
1584
01:20:43,664 --> 01:20:45,144
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1585
01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:49,888
Oh, do come in, please.
1586
01:20:53,718 --> 01:20:55,546
Well, here he is, miss.
We found him.
1587
01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:57,504
He had Mr. Miller's
suitcase, all right.
1588
01:20:57,548 --> 01:20:59,245
Ah, yes, mmm-hmm.
1589
01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:02,466
Kathy, will you
tell them the truth?
1590
01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:05,077
I think you gentlemenhad better speakto Cousin Harvey.
1591
01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:07,253
Cousin Harvey?
1592
01:21:09,777 --> 01:21:12,389
Yes, Kathy, darling.
Coming, my dear.
1593
01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:17,829
Oh, visitors. Very nice.
[LAUGHING]
1594
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,352
[EXCLAIMING]
1595
01:21:19,396 --> 01:21:21,093
Scotland Yard.
1596
01:21:21,137 --> 01:21:22,573
I see you've collared
the crazy kid.
1597
01:21:22,616 --> 01:21:25,271
Splendid. Splendid.
1598
01:21:25,315 --> 01:21:27,360
Good heavens.
It's Joe, the gardener.
1599
01:21:27,404 --> 01:21:29,101
Sorry to disturb you,
Mr. Miller,
1600
01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:31,321
but he tried to tell us
it was his bag.
1601
01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:34,324
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
[LAUGHING]
1602
01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:35,673
Watch him. Watch him.
1603
01:21:35,716 --> 01:21:37,153
Oh, he's not a
bad boy, Officer.
1604
01:21:37,196 --> 01:21:38,458
He's just mischievous.
1605
01:21:38,502 --> 01:21:40,460
I don't think Cousin Harveywants to prosecute,
1606
01:21:40,504 --> 01:21:42,071
do you, Cousin Harvey?
1607
01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:43,594
As long as he doesn't
give me any trouble.
1608
01:21:43,637 --> 01:21:45,161
[LAUGHING]I'll give you plenty.
1609
01:21:45,204 --> 01:21:47,424
You got your gun?
Keep your eye on him.
1610
01:21:47,467 --> 01:21:49,295
You'd better behave
yourself, young man,
1611
01:21:49,339 --> 01:21:52,211
or these nice police officers
will throw you in the pokey.
1612
01:21:52,255 --> 01:21:53,909
You can run along,
gentlemen.
1613
01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:55,867
Leave him here
and I'll give him
a stern talking to.
1614
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,651
Well, I don't know...It's all right, and, uh,
1615
01:21:57,695 --> 01:22:00,219
send me a dozen tickets
to the Policemen's Ball.
1616
01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:01,307
Thank you, Mr. Miller.
1617
01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:03,179
That's all right.
Bully, bully.
1618
01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:04,789
Splendid.
1619
01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:06,138
Help!
1620
01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:07,705
What is it?What's wrong?
1621
01:22:07,748 --> 01:22:09,011
Good evening.
1622
01:22:10,273 --> 01:22:12,231
Make that, uh,
two dozen tickets.
1623
01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,755
Thank you, sir.That's all right.
Goodnight.
1624
01:22:14,799 --> 01:22:16,192
OFFICER: Goodnight.
1625
01:22:16,235 --> 01:22:19,282
[LAUGHS]Joe, if you couldonly see your face.
1626
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,240
Very funny.
1627
01:22:21,284 --> 01:22:22,850
Now that you've had
your fun, can I go?
1628
01:22:22,894 --> 01:22:25,679
Wait, Joe.
Everything's straight.
1629
01:22:25,723 --> 01:22:28,421
Kathy knows it's me
Lisa was gonna marry
and not you.
1630
01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:31,250
Everybody's happy.
I'll get your clubs.
1631
01:22:31,294 --> 01:22:33,339
I'm very sorry.It was justa misunderstanding.
1632
01:22:33,383 --> 01:22:36,212
Oh, sure.You'll need these.
1633
01:22:36,255 --> 01:22:38,910
What good are they gonna
do me on a fishing boat?
1634
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,390
Oh, but I didn't
tell you the bad news.
1635
01:22:40,433 --> 01:22:42,087
No, you didn't.
1636
01:22:42,131 --> 01:22:44,046
About Mr. Spezzato.
He's gonna take
Mama's restaurant
1637
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:46,439
and Papa's boat away,
if they don't pay him
the $500.
1638
01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:47,875
We gotta win the $10,000.
1639
01:22:50,313 --> 01:22:51,618
I'll get it.
1640
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:54,447
Wait, Joe. We're a team.
1641
01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:57,189
We were a team.
1642
01:22:57,233 --> 01:22:58,582
And you stay away from me.
1643
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:01,977
Joe.
1644
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:22,301
I thought it took
at least two
to make a team.
1645
01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:23,694
That's what I thought.
1646
01:23:25,826 --> 01:23:28,090
Do you break up a team
by just walking out?
1647
01:23:29,526 --> 01:23:31,310
I'm very sorry, Harvey.
1648
01:23:36,185 --> 01:23:38,143
Well, if it isn't
the little hitchhiker.
1649
01:23:42,234 --> 01:23:46,238
OFFICER: So you're
stealing golf bags now.
1650
01:23:46,282 --> 01:23:49,850
Oh, no, not again.All right, Sticky Fingers.
1651
01:23:49,894 --> 01:23:51,461
SCOTTY: Ladies and gentlemen,
1652
01:23:51,504 --> 01:23:55,117
I welcome you to the Monterey
Invitational Tournament.
1653
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,728
I don't see him
anywhere, Harvey.
1654
01:23:57,771 --> 01:23:59,947
Leading off
from the first foursome,
1655
01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:03,125
the winner of the first
Los Angeles Open Tournament,
1656
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,301
"Light Horse" Harry Cooper.
1657
01:24:05,344 --> 01:24:07,042
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1658
01:24:08,521 --> 01:24:10,784
SCOTTY: Urgent message
for Miss Kathy Taylor.
1659
01:24:10,828 --> 01:24:13,657
Miss Kathy Taylor,
report to the
clubhouse telephone.
1660
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:15,659
Miss Taylor?Yes, I am.
1661
01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:17,052
Telephone.
1662
01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:19,228
Hello. Yes,
I'm Kathy Taylor.
1663
01:24:19,271 --> 01:24:22,013
You're Kathy Taylor,
I'm Joe Anthony
and I'm in jail.
1664
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,667
Joe!Joe?
1665
01:24:23,710 --> 01:24:26,713
He's in jail.Oh. Jail!
1666
01:24:26,757 --> 01:24:29,542
Oh, J-Joe, Joe! Oh!
[MUMBLING]
1667
01:24:29,586 --> 01:24:33,155
[SHUSHING]Quiet, please!
1668
01:24:33,198 --> 01:24:35,679
Now, listen, if this is
another one of your gags,
it isn't funny.
1669
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:38,899
Tell it to them.
1670
01:24:39,596 --> 01:24:40,901
Yes, ma'am.
1671
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,295
Yes, ma'am.
1672
01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:47,038
Oh, I see.
Well, I'm sorry.
1673
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,127
He's sorry.
1674
01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:52,739
Well, hurry.
They can get him here
in 15 minutes.
1675
01:24:52,783 --> 01:24:55,264
Oh, he tees off
in the next foursome.
1676
01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:57,875
He can't possibly make it.He'll be disqualified.
1677
01:24:57,918 --> 01:24:59,442
Disqualified?
1678
01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:00,921
SCOTTY: On the tee,
1679
01:25:02,009 --> 01:25:03,968
Slammin' Sammy Snead!
1680
01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:06,492
[ALL APPLAUDING]
1681
01:25:08,538 --> 01:25:11,976
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]On the tee...
1682
01:25:12,019 --> 01:25:13,717
If we could
only do something
to delay them.
1683
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,327
SCOTTY: Jimmy Thomson.
1684
01:25:15,371 --> 01:25:17,677
What if I fainted
or had a spell
right on the tee?
1685
01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:18,983
Oh, no, that's no good.
1686
01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:20,506
Y-You don't knowprofessional golfers.
1687
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:22,291
They're like killers.They'd playright over your body.
1688
01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:25,642
That gives me an idea.
1689
01:25:27,296 --> 01:25:29,863
Hey, mister. Excuse me, sir.
1690
01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,737
Mr. Thomson,
is this your ball?
1691
01:25:33,780 --> 01:25:35,304
Yeah.[CLICKING TONGUE]
1692
01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,697
It's undersized.
Against regulations.
1693
01:25:37,741 --> 01:25:39,525
It couldn't be.
I just bought it inside.
1694
01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:42,137
Oh.[LAUGHING]
1695
01:25:42,180 --> 01:25:43,486
Uh, do you have a knife?No.
1696
01:25:43,529 --> 01:25:45,314
No. How about you?
Do you have a knife?
1697
01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:47,533
Yeah.M-May I borrow it?
1698
01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:49,927
Could... could you open it,
please. Uh, just open it.
1699
01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:54,758
I'd like to examine it.
Thank you very much.
1700
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,063
It's getting late, isn't it?
1701
01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:18,347
.3962. Perfect.
Here you are, Mr. Thomson.
1702
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:21,219
Hit away.[ALL LAUGHING]
1703
01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:24,309
Is he with you?I thought he was with you.
1704
01:26:24,353 --> 01:26:27,356
Who are you with?Oh, I'm with you.
1705
01:26:27,399 --> 01:26:29,575
[CROWD LAUGHING]Get off the tee!
1706
01:26:30,446 --> 01:26:32,404
[WHISTLING]
1707
01:26:32,448 --> 01:26:34,145
[GRUNTING]
1708
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,277
Ball, please.
1709
01:26:36,278 --> 01:26:37,627
[LAUGHING]
1710
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,457
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1711
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,154
No funny stuff
while I drive, please.
1712
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,417
Certainly not,
Ben, certainly not.
1713
01:26:45,461 --> 01:26:48,855
On the tee, Bantam Ben Hogan.
1714
01:26:48,899 --> 01:26:50,379
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1715
01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:53,120
[SIREN WAILING]
1716
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:02,739
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1717
01:27:06,046 --> 01:27:08,092
Here he is, Miss Taylor.Thank you.
1718
01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:09,398
Oh, Joe,
I'm so glad you're fine.
1719
01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:10,790
It all right if
I take my clubs now?
1720
01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:13,271
Sure.On the tee,
1721
01:27:13,315 --> 01:27:16,622
Joe Anthony
from San Francisco.
1722
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:18,798
[CROWD CLAPPING]
1723
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:20,583
I'm Joe Anthony.You're just in time.
1724
01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:23,803
You're on the tee right now.Can I have a caddy?
1725
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:25,805
Well, I'm sure
there's been one
assigned to you.
1726
01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:27,285
Hello.Look, I don't want...
1727
01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:29,026
He doesn't want
to delay the game
any longer,
1728
01:27:29,069 --> 01:27:30,332
so we'll tee off
in just a minute.
1729
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,899
Would you excuse us, please?
W-We have work to do.
1730
01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:34,205
Would you, please?
1731
01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:35,641
Thank you very much.Look, Harvey, will you...
1732
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:37,208
Uh, yes, I've beenexamining the course, sir.
1733
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:38,862
Yes, sir, and thisis a very narrow hole,
1734
01:27:38,905 --> 01:27:40,298
and I suggest we startwith the 3-wood.
1735
01:27:43,301 --> 01:27:46,696
Give me the driver.All right, here you are.
1736
01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:48,872
[ALL LAUGHING]
1737
01:27:48,915 --> 01:27:51,004
Oh, I'm sorry,it was your washfrom the motel.
1738
01:27:51,048 --> 01:27:53,398
I had nowhere to put it.Give me a ball, Harvey.
1739
01:27:54,138 --> 01:27:56,488
[ALL LAUGHING]
1740
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:02,886
No ball.
1741
01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,279
Why don't you
try your pocket?
1742
01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:08,500
Oh, here you are.
Sorry, Joe.
1743
01:28:13,244 --> 01:28:14,898
[ALL LAUGHING]
1744
01:28:15,899 --> 01:28:18,075
Be quiet.
This is not funny.
1745
01:28:26,953 --> 01:28:28,346
HARVEY: That's an 8-iron, Joe.
1746
01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:30,043
JOE: I don't want the 8-iron.
1747
01:28:30,087 --> 01:28:31,306
KATHY: You better
listen to him, Joe.
1748
01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:32,437
Will you give methe 6-iron?
1749
01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:38,835
Harvey, this is the 8-iron.
1750
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:40,402
That's the club
you should use!
1751
01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:43,709
Give me the 6-iron![ALL LAUGHING]
1752
01:28:44,797 --> 01:28:46,364
Joe,
that's the wrong club, Joe.
1753
01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:49,715
That is not the right...One more disturbance,Mr. Anthony,
1754
01:28:49,759 --> 01:28:52,588
and I'll be forced
to disqualify you.
1755
01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:54,329
I'm sorry, sir.
It was all my fault.
1756
01:28:54,372 --> 01:28:55,547
I won't make
any more noise.
1757
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:57,419
Well, see that you don't.[CARS HONKING]
1758
01:28:59,856 --> 01:29:02,206
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1759
01:29:02,249 --> 01:29:04,426
It's Fisherman's Wharf!
They brought everything
but the dock.
1760
01:29:04,469 --> 01:29:06,384
$10,000. Psst!
1761
01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:11,476
Look, Mama,there's Harvey and Joe.Wave to them.
1762
01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:21,051
Joe, we've come all the way
from San Francisco
to see you win.
1763
01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:23,270
Pop, why did you drive
on the golf course?
1764
01:29:23,314 --> 01:29:25,142
I see big sign
on the house.
1765
01:29:25,185 --> 01:29:27,318
It says, "Driving Range."
So I drive in.
1766
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:30,539
Anthony, I warned you.You're disqualified!
1767
01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:33,585
Oh, no, wait, please.
Joe's gotta play,
or we'll lose the Mama Mia,
1768
01:29:33,629 --> 01:29:36,936
and Mama Anthony's
restaurant.
You can't disqualify Joe.
1769
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:39,374
You cannot throw my Joe
out of the game.
1770
01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:41,114
They're not gonna
play without Joe.
1771
01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:45,380
Come on. We'll move
the trucks out ourselves.
1772
01:29:45,423 --> 01:29:47,904
You no move nothing!
We wanna see our Joe play!
1773
01:29:47,947 --> 01:29:49,296
Harry, call the police.
1774
01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:51,298
All right,
call the police, big shot.
1775
01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:54,867
Now, you get off the course.Hey, don't you push me.
1776
01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:56,434
[ALL SHOUTING]
1777
01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:02,092
You're not gonna
let them disqualify Joe,
are you, Mr. Hogan?
1778
01:30:02,135 --> 01:30:03,920
Well, I'm sorry,that's up to the officials.
1779
01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:06,096
Oh. Well,
if Joe's not gonna play,
1780
01:30:06,139 --> 01:30:08,098
nobody's gonna play.
Come on, Mama.
1781
01:30:16,323 --> 01:30:18,456
Look, we've had
just about enough...
1782
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:20,197
Don't you hit Harvey!
1783
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,503
Lady, please.
1784
01:30:22,591 --> 01:30:24,767
[EXCLAIMS]
1785
01:30:24,810 --> 01:30:27,204
Mama, let's go in the car.But, where's Papa?
1786
01:30:27,247 --> 01:30:29,772
Papa! Papa![EXCLAIMING]
1787
01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:34,907
This ain't funny.
1788
01:30:34,951 --> 01:30:37,170
You're crazy to waste
your time playing golf.
1789
01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:39,172
We've had just
about enough...
1790
01:30:39,216 --> 01:30:41,348
You know, you guys
could have a great future
in show business.
1791
01:30:41,392 --> 01:30:43,176
Show business?Come on!
1792
01:30:44,221 --> 01:30:46,223
Here, take my card,
look me up.
1793
01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:48,268
All right, come on.
Let's get out of here.
1794
01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:50,445
Joe.
1795
01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:56,363
[CROWD APPLAUDING]Joe, I did it!
1796
01:30:56,407 --> 01:30:59,236
Joe, I ain't scared of people.I did it, Joe.
1797
01:30:59,279 --> 01:31:01,151
Officers, it was those two.
1798
01:31:01,891 --> 01:31:03,283
I...Come on!
1799
01:31:03,327 --> 01:31:05,155
I ain't scared.They did this!
1800
01:31:06,765 --> 01:31:08,898
Hang on, Joe. Hang on!
1801
01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:38,928
[CROWD LAUGHING]
1802
01:32:00,384 --> 01:32:01,777
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
1803
01:32:30,109 --> 01:32:31,328
[GROANING]
1804
01:32:39,989 --> 01:32:41,164
[GRUNTING]
1805
01:32:49,389 --> 01:32:50,869
[EXCLAIMING]
1806
01:32:59,356 --> 01:33:00,400
They kill me.
1807
01:33:02,751 --> 01:33:05,623
BOTH: ♪ Oh,
I like the way I'm feeling
with the one that I adore
1808
01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:08,887
♪ Yes,
I like this funny feeling
that I've never felt before
1809
01:33:08,931 --> 01:33:11,934
♪ But if you
should say you like it
then I'd like it even more
1810
01:33:11,977 --> 01:33:15,024
♪ There's so many,
many little likes
I'm always dreaming of
1811
01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:16,852
♪ And it takes
a lot of little likes
1812
01:33:16,895 --> 01:33:18,593
♪ To make one
1813
01:33:18,636 --> 01:33:22,292
♪ Big love
1814
01:33:23,989 --> 01:33:25,687
[PEOPLE APPLAUDING]
1815
01:33:28,951 --> 01:33:31,736
BOTH: ♪ What would I do
without you
what would I do, boy
1816
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:35,000
♪ What would I do without you
what would I do
1817
01:33:35,044 --> 01:33:36,306
♪ I need a partner,
you're the one
1818
01:33:36,349 --> 01:33:38,221
♪ I'll be right there
when the show goes on
1819
01:33:38,264 --> 01:33:39,483
♪ I'm for you ♪ I'm for you
1820
01:33:39,526 --> 01:33:41,354
BOTH: ♪ From California
to Kalamazoo
1821
01:33:41,398 --> 01:33:43,922
♪ What would I do without you
when you're gone
1822
01:33:43,966 --> 01:33:47,099
♪ When you're gone,
when you're gone
1823
01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:49,841
♪ Oh, what would I do without
you what would I do ♪
1824
01:33:51,190 --> 01:33:53,366
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]Let's... let's hurry, boys.
1825
01:33:53,410 --> 01:33:56,805
Ten minutes before
the train comes.
Go up and change.
1826
01:33:56,848 --> 01:33:58,284
LORELEI: I've got my story.
1827
01:33:58,328 --> 01:33:59,372
Oh, that's swell.
Thank you. Bye.
1828
01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:00,678
Goodbye, everyone.
1829
01:34:00,722 --> 01:34:02,245
EDDIE: Let's go,
fellows, train time.
1830
01:34:02,288 --> 01:34:03,594
You can pick upyour keys at the desk.
1831
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,422
You got a tough actto follow.
1832
01:34:05,465 --> 01:34:07,859
HARVEY: Hurry, Joe,we haven't got much time.We'll miss the train.
1833
01:34:07,903 --> 01:34:10,557
Lisa and Kathy'llmeet us backstage.What are your names?
1834
01:34:10,601 --> 01:34:14,039
I'm Dean Martin.And I'm Jerry Lewis.
Martin and Lewis.
1835
01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:17,260
JOE: Here, close the door.I'm in my birthday suit.
1836
01:34:17,913 --> 01:34:20,089
[DOOR CLOSING]
1837
01:34:20,132 --> 01:34:22,395
What's the matter with him?I don't know.
1838
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,584
You were wonderful.I was?
1839
01:34:37,628 --> 01:34:38,716
Well, how about me?
1840
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,196
So were you, Joe.You were marvelous.
1841
01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:50,423
Joe?That's me.
1842
01:34:53,862 --> 01:34:55,472
Harvey?That's me.
1843
01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:08,311
How lucky can two guys get?
1844
01:35:08,354 --> 01:35:10,052
Yeah, we got it real bad,
ain't we, Dean?
1845
01:35:10,095 --> 01:35:11,140
Yeah, Jer.
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