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♪ What would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ♪
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♪ Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, I get by ♪
♪ By with
a little help from my friends ♪
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♪ All I need Is my buddies ♪
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♪ High with a little help
from my friends ♪
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♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪
Try with a little help from my friends ♪
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- ♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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[ Intro to Buffalo Springfield's
"For What It's Worth" plays ]
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♪ There's something
happening here ♪
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♪ What it is
ain't exactly clear ♪
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♪ There's a man with a gun
over there ♪
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♪ Telling me I got to beware ♪
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♪ I think it's time
we stop, children ♪
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♪ What's that sound? ♪
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♪ Everybody,
look what's going down ♪
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We live in confusing times...
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Times of change...
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And of disagreement.
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There are those who will say
that Brian Cooper was a man
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Who died defending his country.
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And there are those
who will say
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That he was a child
who died in vain.
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Brian Cooper wasthe first person I ever knew
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Who wasn't old who died.
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I guess we all have that Momentwhere we realize
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That even somebodywho's basically a kid
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Can cease to exist,
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And we're never the sameafter that.
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We must have faith that none
of god's children die in vain.
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But It wasn't just Brian'sdeath that had changed me.
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It was also Brian's sister.
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I hadn't seen Winnie since thenight we kissed in the woods,
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But I hadn't been ableto think about anything else.
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But through all the change,
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There Is one thing that remains
constant and eternal
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And can never die,
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And that is the human soul.
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Oh, no!
The Jell-O salad isn't set!
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[ Sighs ]
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Here, Kevin.
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You take the ham.
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Like women all over America,
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My mother confronted tragedyand death
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With cold ham and Jell-O salad.
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The little marshmallows
are just swimming in there.
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Come on, Norma. Let's just go.
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Let me put some ice cubes in.
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It'll take five minutes.
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You got the ham.
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You don't need to bring
the Jell-O, too.
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Five minutes...
just give me five minutes.
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The rest of us had other waysof dealing with our grief.
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[ nose blows ]
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But I, for one, was a wreck.
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I would think about Brian,
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And I'd feel almost sickto my stomach.
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Then I would thinkabout Winnie,
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And a thrill would passthrough my 12-year-old body
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Like the windthrough the trees.
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Life's two greatest forces,love and death,
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Were tearing me apart...
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At the waist.
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Come on, Mom! Let's go!
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Here I was at Brian's funeral,
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And Winnie was nowhereto be seen.
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I felt sort of weird, though.
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I mean, what was I gonna doIf I saw her...
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Ask her to dance?
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Kevin, take this plate
of food over
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And try and get Winnie
to eat something.
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She really needs her old friends
right now. Go on.
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Hi.
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My Mom wanted me
to give this to you.
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Thanks.
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I'm not really that hungry.
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Yeah, you should eat, though...
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Something.
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What was she thinking?
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What was I thinking?
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I was so confused.
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She was so close,I-i wanted to grab her,
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Take her In my arms,
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Feel her 72-pound bodynext to mine.
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Try the ham.
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Okay.
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Oh, god, I was an animal.
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Watching her eat the ham,
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I felt, "how could I behaving these feelings?"
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Did It show?Could people see through me?
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What would Brian think?
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So!
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You're at my funeral,
and all you can think about
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Is jumpin' my little sister.
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Of course,he would think I was scum.
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[ chuckles ]
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You're a man
after my own heart.
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Wait a minute. That's right.
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Brian wasn't like that.
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But, Kev, Kev, Kev, not now.
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Just give her a little time.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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The female reproductive system.
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Among the many greathistorical milestones of 1968,
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Perhaps the greatestwas the advent
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Of sex educationin the schools.
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[ young men giggling ]
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Now, If I hear any giggling,
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If I see any smirking,
this class Is over.
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Do you read me, people?
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Over.
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Now...
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The female reproductive organs
look like this.
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All right!
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[ Indistinct whispering ]
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Unfortunately, It lookedmore like a cow's head to me.
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Now...
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Who can tell me what these are?
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Yes?
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The ears?
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Apparently, I wasn't alone.
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The...
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Ovaries.
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The ears would be...
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Up here.
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Uh, wh-why don't you draw
the whole lady
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S-so we know
where everything goes?
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- Yeah, the whole lady.
- Yeah, the whole lady.
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All right.
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My gosh.
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[ Indistinct murmuring ]
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I can't believe
he's gonna draw It.
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[ Murmuring continues ]
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Suddenly, It became very clear
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Why Mr. Cutliphad never been married.
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Any man who saw women that waywould have no reason to.
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Now...
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The ovaries, of course,
are the site of ovulation.
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As Mr. Cutlip went on,
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One fact becameIncreasingly evident.
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Sex, In the handsof public educators,
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Is not a pretty thing.
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"ova" Is actually plural
of "ovum."
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Of approximately 28 days.
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And that, In a nutshell,
Is the story of ovulation.
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Questions?
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Yes.
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When do we start football?
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All right, I'm going to hand
out your textbooks now...
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"health and human sexuality."
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Textbooks?!
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For Wednesday, people,
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You will read chapters 1 and 2.
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Do not read ahead.
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Repeat...
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Do not... Read... Ahead.
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Chapter 14...
the human reproductive cycle.
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Let me see it. Hey! Come on!
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Telling us not to read ahead
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Was like telling a packof wolves
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To stay away from red meat.
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What's the matter, Arnold?
You horny?
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Yeah, I think Arnold's horny!
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[ laughter ]
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- Uh-oh, Arnold.
- Shut up, you guys.
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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- Oh, my god!
- Wow!
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my god!
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[ Dog barking In distance ]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Whatcha doing?
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Nothing.
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Oh.
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When are you coming
back to school?
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Monday.
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Oh.
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But maybe we could
do something tomorrow.
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I mean, If you want.
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Yeah. I mean, sure.
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If you want.
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Well, I'm going to my uncle's
In the morning,
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But I'll be back around 3:00.
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Come on, Kev! Let's go!
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Okay, well, bye.
See you tomorrow.
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Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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♪ Young girl ♪
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♪ Get out of my mind ♪
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"And thusly, a woman's
anatomical construction
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Is fantastically adaptive
to the needs of a..."
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What's that word?
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"Burgeoning."
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"...To the needs of
a... Burgeoning human life."
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This stuff's not that good.
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Well, we could look up
"burgeoning."
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But we had alreadylooked up "prenatal"
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And "amniotic fluid,"
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And It was clear we werebarking up the wrong tree.
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[ door opens ]
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Oh, working on
your sex education, I see.
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I'm not sure you boys
are old enough for this.
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Give It back, Wayne.
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Let's see.
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Huh.
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Pretty hot stuff.
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You know, I bet the guys
who wrote this book
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Have never even been
to second base.
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Well, what's that
supposed to mean?
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You don't know
what second base Is?
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Of course we know
what second base Is.
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Sort of.
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♪ You're much too young, girl ♪
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All right...
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And with an airof confident authority
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That only an idiotor an older brother can have,
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Wayne proceeded to elaboratea baseball metaphor
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That changed the way we lookedat women... and baseball...
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Forever.
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And I'm telling you,
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Everybody gets
to at least second base
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By the 7th grade.
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This was a lot of pressure,
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Especially sincemost of the girls we knew
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Had no second bases.
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Look, I'll tell you
what you guys should do.
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You should get a real book.
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Areal book?
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Yeah, you should get
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"Everything You Always Wanted To Know
About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask."
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There's a book called that?
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Well, sure,
It was a bestseller.
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Just go to a bookstore.
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Well...
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Have you read it?
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[ Snickers ]
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No. I don't have to.
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The great ones go on instinct.
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Uh... Uh, yeah. Yeah, instinct.
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- Instinct.
- I go on instinct, too.
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- I go on instinct, too.
- Yeah.
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Instinctively,we went to the bookstore
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First thing the next morning.
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[ door closes, bell jingles ]
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Holy mackerel!
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You idiot!
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What? That was it.
Didn't you see it?
249
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,552
Of course I saw it,
250
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,353
But you can't just
run in and grab one.
251
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,589
Why not?
252
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,891
Because he'll think
we're perverts. That's why not.
253
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,092
Well, what do you want to do?
254
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,695
We got to look around,
get some other stuff...
255
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,763
Clean stuff.
256
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,599
Ah, here. This looks good.
257
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,200
"Ivanhoe"?
258
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,970
Here. Let's get one
of these "War and Peaces," too.
259
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,104
Okay.
260
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,240
Right. Now we get the sex book.
261
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,709
All right,
now put it on the bottom,
262
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,912
And the guy will never even
notice what it is.
263
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,580
Maybe.
264
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,816
[ Sighs ]
265
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,657
It's a lady!
266
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,492
Forget it. We got to go.
Let's put these back.
267
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,928
No.
268
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,064
I'd known Paulsince he was 36 hours old,
269
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,567
And never before had I seenthat kind of fire in his eyes.
270
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,940
[ zipper closes ]
271
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:36,180
Buy those books and act casual.
272
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,615
What, are you crazy?!
273
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,919
This was going too far.I was a pervert, not a felon.
274
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:46,958
Kevin, It's "everything you always
wanted to know about sex"... everything.
275
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,861
I'd like to buy these.
276
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,599
It's pretty advanced reading
for a boy your age.
277
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,101
Thanks.
278
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,702
Okay.
279
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,137
[ Cash register clanking ]
280
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,572
It'll be $7.95.
281
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,640
[ Cash register dings ]
282
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,345
Thanks. Bye!
283
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,382
[ Door opens, bell jingles ]
284
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,849
Hey, there's $20 here!
285
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,751
[ Door closes, bell jingles ]
286
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,488
It was about 2 miles fromthe bookstore to my house.
287
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,990
We made ItIn just under four seconds.
288
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,592
Come on. Take it out!
289
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,194
Kevin! Lunch!
290
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,296
Oh, no!
291
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,873
Uh, maybe I should stay here...
to watch the book.
292
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,974
Paul!
293
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:47,351
Kevin, slow down. You're
gonna make yourself sick.
294
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,520
[ Knock on door ]
295
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,721
You done yet?
296
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,922
Paul!
297
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,257
You just left.
298
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,193
You couldn't possibly have gone
all the way home.
299
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,929
I couldn't?
300
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,263
Mom, can I be excused?
301
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:02,733
No, you may not be excused.
302
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,103
Now, just sit down
and finish your lunch.
303
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,809
Don't forget... It's your day
to do the dishes.
304
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,246
[ Sighs ]
305
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,149
We had about 50 dishes.
306
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,653
We did themIn just under four seconds.
307
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,233
It's gone!
308
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,535
It's gone.
309
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,503
Oh, my god!
310
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,904
My parents!
311
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,473
No, wait... we'd stolen it.
312
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,141
Of course... the pretty lady.
313
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,509
The police!
314
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,379
Hmm!
315
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,913
Wayne.
316
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,052
Oh, looking for this?
[ chuckles ]
317
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,887
- Give me that, you jerk!
- I don't know.
318
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,222
I think I'm gonna have to
preview this for you boys.
319
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,924
I thought you didn't
need it, Wayne.
320
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,059
Yeah, give it back! We got it!
321
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,029
Oh, now, I bet
you'd like to try this
322
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,298
With your little girlfriend,
"Win-nay."
323
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,166
Shut up, Wayne.
324
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,600
Or this! No, wait a minute.
325
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,903
I think Winnie kind of
might like this one.
326
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,638
Shut up, Wayne!
327
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,207
How far are you gonna go
with her, Kev?
328
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,908
Gonna try for a home run,
pal, huh?
329
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,743
Now, wait a minute.
Now, wait a minute.
330
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,578
N-now, this one looks
like a lot of fun.
331
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,180
Why don't I read it to you?
332
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,749
It's hard to know just how
it happened...-Stupid!
333
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,984
I'm gonna kill you, you Idiot!
...But suddenly, at that Moment,
334
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,888
With an Intensity that no one in that room...
Oh, god! I'm gonna smash your face!
335
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,689
It's gonna be uglier than even now! .
..Had previously thought possible,
336
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,492
121/2 years of pent up, Impotent rage...
Oh, I'm gonna kill you!
337
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,427
Became potent.
338
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,796
[ both grunting ]
339
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,399
- Sort of.
- Ugh!
340
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,500
Wayne still outweighed meby a good 30 pounds.
341
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,069
What's the matter with you?!
342
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,804
- Ow! Ohh!
- Come here, you...
343
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,039
[ grunts ]
344
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,174
[ Clatter ]
345
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,044
[ Both grunting ]
346
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,384
What Is going on in here?!
347
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,623
Oh, my god.
348
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,803
Um, Paul, I think
you better go home now.
349
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,980
Well, you got to give Paulcredit for trying.
350
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,619
What are you boys doing
with this book?
351
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,021
Don't ask me. Kevin got it.
352
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,225
Kevin?
353
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,993
Is that true?
354
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,963
[ Sighs ]
355
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,299
Yes.
356
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,973
Wayne, go outside.
357
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,543
Kids. I know.
358
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,247
Kevin!
359
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,082
[ Sighs ]
360
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:09,853
I am so disappointed in you!
361
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,923
At that Moment, I felt likethe lowest thing on earth.
362
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,160
I was a pervert,a thief, a sneak.
363
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,130
I'd always been her sweet,Innocent little boy,
364
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,565
But at that Moment,
365
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,635
My mother couldn't even bearto look me in the eye.
366
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,304
It's not so much...
367
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,607
Your reading this book...
368
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:35,111
But what were you doing
in my dresser drawers, anyway?!
369
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,491
I guess my mother figured outher mistake pretty quickly,
370
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,060
Because I never heardfrom either of my parents
371
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,328
On that topic again.
372
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,297
We seemed to havea tacit understanding
373
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,199
That they wouldn't mentionmy book
374
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,634
If I wouldn't mention theirs.
375
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,035
[ vehicle approaches ]
376
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,540
[ Engine shuts off ]
377
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,843
[ Car doors closing ]
378
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,658
When Winnie got backfrom her uncle's,
379
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,426
We went for a walk in the park.
380
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,129
Neither of us said a wordabout it, of course,
381
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,499
But we both knew that the parkwas where you went to make out.
382
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,475
As we approachedthe baseball field,
383
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,111
I started to sweat.
384
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,246
Nearing first base...
385
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,848
Second base...
386
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,216
Third.
387
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,352
Let's cut across the outfield.
388
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,386
Okay.
389
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,824
I didn't know what to do.
390
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,026
Our first kiss had happenedso naturally,
391
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,095
I couldn't even rememberhow I did it.
392
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,631
Did I... did I breathethrough my mouth or my nose?
393
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,468
Well, I had to makesome kind of move.
394
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,780
There was a bug on you.
395
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,382
Oh.
396
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,350
Thanks.
397
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,554
Some move.
398
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,033
Well, there wasno turning back now.
399
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,802
We were here.
400
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,409
So...
401
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,244
Wh-what do you want to do?
402
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,916
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
403
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,521
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
404
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,290
I don't know.
405
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,160
[ Intro to Aaron Neville's
"Tell It Like It Is" plays ]
406
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:09,065
♪ If you want ♪
407
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,301
♪ Something to play with ♪
408
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:16,506
♪ Go and find yourself a toy ♪
409
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:24,147
♪ 'Cause, baby,
my time is too expensive ♪
410
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:33,356
♪ And I'm not a little boy ♪
411
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,658
♪ No, oh ♪
412
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,461
The Moment stretched outso unbearably,
413
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,629
I thought we'd both explode.
414
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,566
It was clearwe were both stalling.
415
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,235
♪ You are serious, girl ♪
416
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,605
We knew whatwe were here to do.
417
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,974
We both wanted it.
418
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,812
One of us just had to come outand say it.
419
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,914
♪ You know, life is too short ♪
420
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,849
Do you want
to go on the swings?
421
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,985
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
422
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,021
Yeah, sure.
423
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,789
♪ You may be here today ♪
424
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,624
And in the end,
425
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,061
That's as far as Winnie and Iwent that day.
426
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,931
Maybe we both felt we'd alreadycome too far too fast.
427
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,567
Maybe we both realized
428
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:20,671
That growing up doesn't haveto be so much a straight line
429
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,475
As a seriesof advances and retreats.
430
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,244
Maybe we just feltlike swinging.
431
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,945
But whatever it was,
432
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,349
Winnie and I madean unspoken pact that day
433
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,386
To stay kidsfor a little while longer.
434
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:40,591
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
435
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,926
♪ Don't be ashamed ♪
436
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:48,131
♪ Let your conscience
be your guide ♪
437
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:51,868
♪ But I... ♪
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