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Hey, Dad! What you watching?
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-[TV chatter]
-Some home movies of you as a little kid.
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Is this about me growing up too fast?
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'Cause there's really nothing
I can do about it.
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No. Guess who's moving
back to Portland? Harry!
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Harry's moving back!?
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Oh, my gosh!
Harry's moving back! That's amazing!
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Who's Harry?
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Harry and I were best friends from
when we were babies until second grade,
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and then his family moved away to London.
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He was the Olive before Olive.
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That's so cool! I can't wait to meet me.
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Oh, there he is! There's me and Harry.
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Ha ha, Harry. You missed.
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No fair, Syd. You're too good!
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Aw, you and Harry are so cute.
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I just wanna pinch those cheeks!
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-Can I?
-No.
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Grandma, did you hear?
Harry and his parents are moving back.
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That's tight. I loved Harry and his mom.
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Aren't you forgetting his dad?
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Trust me. I tried to, but look at the guy.
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Max: And there goes hot dog number 27,
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a new record for the RanMan!
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[sigh] Let's go for 28!
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Woo! [laughing]
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Wait for it!
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-[burp]
-[grimace]
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[laugh] He's the best!
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So, why is Randy coming back,
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and what did I do to deserve this?
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Cheryl's job is transferring her here,
so Harry and Randy are looking at houses.
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They're coming over
for a barbecue tomorrow.
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Wait, tomorrow's tomorrow.
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I gotta get some hot dogs for the RanMan!
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Hey, do you think 40 is enough?
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Eh, I'll get 50.
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I still remember how sad
you were when Harry left,
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and you had no one to speak
your secret language to.
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-Ridi-gight, Noodle?
-Ridi-gight, Gridi-gand-midiga.
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Wow, it's been five years
since I talked to Harry.
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What if he's changed?
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What if he doesn't
even remember our secret language?
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How could he forget anything about you?
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Look at those adorable little--
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Olive, step away from the cheeks.
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♪ Do do, do do ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterwe don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youis like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things changethe more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterfrom different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestfrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Do do, do do do dodo do ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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Sydney: Aw, you put up my swing set?
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Harry and I used to spend
hours on that thing.
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Brought back some old memories.
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I wouldn't swing too high though.
It's missing three screws.
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Hey, dudes. Look who
I found ringing the doorbell.
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Harry!
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-Sydi-gid-nidi-gey! Hidi-gi!
-Yidigoo ridigembered!
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How could I fordiget?
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I'm gonna go gidi-go see if
your dad is burning the ridi-gibs.
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Aw, man, the old swing set!
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I still have a scar
from jumping off that thing.
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-Kindergarten.
-First grade.
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-Today.
-I don't see a scar.
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Well, we haven't been on the swings yet.
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-Mr. Reynolds.
-Harry! [chuckle] Wow.
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Last time I saw you, you were crying
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because someone stepped
on your sand castle.
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Sorry about that,
by the way. I have big feet.
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-Tag, you're it!
-Sydney, aren't we a little old for--
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Now, you're it!
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Would you look at them?
Just like they're five again!
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It's like nothing's changed at all.
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-Ah!
-There he is!
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The RanMan!
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[English accent] Sorry, chum,
just had to pop into the loo.
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The loo. Good one.
'Cause you just came from London.
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[Cockney accent] Are we having a laugh?
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[laughs] Are we? About what?
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I was doing an accent
because you were doing an accent.
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Am I? Well, that's how
they speak across the pond.
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I suppose I picked up
a spot of it. [chuckle]
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Judith, you have not changed a day.
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Well, you have changed completely.
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-I love this new RanMan.
-Ah.
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Actually, I... I go by Randall these days.
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Of course you do. [laughs]
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Max, look how cute you were!
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Were? Have you seen my hair today?
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Why are you looking at these?
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I just met our new neighbor's baby,
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and I wanted to relive the days
when you were that little
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and couldn't talk yet.
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[doorbell rings]
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Come in, Wheelie Dude,this is Running Man. Over.
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No way! You got walkie talkies?
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Nope. We got walkie talkies.
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Awesome! Where'd you get these?
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My Uncle Bob retired from the army.
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I did better than my cousin.
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He just got his boots and a foot fungus.
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Let's see how far they can reach.
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-[static]
-Can you hear me now? Over.
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-[static]
-Yes, over.
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Can you hear me now? Over.
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Yes, over.
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Can you hear me now? Over.
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I'm ready for this to be over, over!
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-Hey, Olive! I'd like you to meet--
-You must be the old Olive!
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And you must be the new Harry.
So nice to meet me!
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That's what I said! Maybe we are alike.
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What's your favorite color on three.
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-One, two, orange!
-Orange!
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[both] Jinx! You owe me a smoothie!
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[gasp] We are the same person.
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Then you must also have
to go to the bathroom.
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No?
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Okay.
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Wow, he's great.
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Isn't he?
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And so, so cute.
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Who, Harry?
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Who else? Man,
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England has all the best Harry's.
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Prince Harry,
Harry Styles, this new beautiful boy
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who just appeared from the heavens, Harry.
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I don't see it.
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How could you not see
how blue his eyes are?
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It's like they pierce your soul.
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They don't pierce my soul.
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But you guys would be so cute together.
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Come on, Olive, he's like my brother.
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Once you've seen milk come out
of his nose, there's no unseeing it.
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I'd watch anything
come out of that boy's nose.
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Really?
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Yeah!
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What's with the baseball bat?
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Taking Randall to the batting cages.
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He used to love playing baseball.
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I know the RanMan is in there,
and I'm gonna find him.
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Trust me. If the real
RanMan was still in there,
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he would've burped his way out by now.
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[doorbell rings]
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Are you ready to slice
a lolly to the gully?
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Am I ready to what the what in the where?
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You're dressed for cricket!
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I saw that in a mag about the royals,
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right before the checkout guy
yelled, "Buy it or put it back.
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This isn't a library."
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Yes, I thought I'd teach you, Maxwell!
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It's a far more elegant game
than your baseball.
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RanMan, you were the captain
of our baseball team.
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We were called the RanMen!
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Judy: Well, I'm down.
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I look super fly in
a sweater and shin guards.
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What about you, old bean?
Will you be joining?
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Come on, RanMan, I know you're in there.
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Just burp my name, for old time's sake.
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Ha! Booyah! Eight to one.
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Man, I am rusty.
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I haven't lost this bad
since the day I left.
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Which reminds me...
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Look familiar?
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Wow, the macaroni necklace I made you
as your going-away present.
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You kept it all these years?
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Of course I did. But now I'm back,
and I want you to have it.
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It'll look better on you anyways.
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[jangling]
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Uh, Harry, are your eyes bluer?
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Nah, it's probably just the shirt.
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Let's go again.
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Boom! Eight to two!
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And the crowd goes wild!
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[slap]
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What's wrong?
You're not even moving your hands.
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Oh. Right.
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Right, sorry, I was just
distracted by your eyes.
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I mean, fries. I'm hungry.
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Should we order some?
Yeah, I'm gonna get my phone.
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Running Man, this is Wheelie Dude.
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Gimme your coordinates, over.
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Leo: I'm in the kitchen.There's a bunch of bananas. Over.
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Cool. Over.
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Alien: Greetings, lifeforms.
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We are aliens from the Andromeda galaxy,
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attempting to make contactwith intelligent life.
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What? Oh. [laugh]
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Very funny, Leo!
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Leo, stop pretending to be an alien.
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I wasn't. I thought you were!
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Alien: We are peaceful beings.
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Oh, it's gotta be my mom.
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Yeah, she loves messing with us.
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[both] Aliens!
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We were worried these walkies
wouldn't reach the backyard,
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but they go all the way to space!
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We should record time of contact!
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8:05 PM.
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Alien: Is anyone out there?
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Us! We're Max and Leo!
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More commonly referred to as Leo and Max.
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No response.
I don't think they can hear us.
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We need some sort of super antenna.
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Do you have a 20 foot aerial,
a satellite dish,
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and some microprocessors?
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-I got some soup cans.
-I can make that work.
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Why do I have to feel
this way about Harry?
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It was so simple before.
I was Syd and he was Harry.
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Now, I'm Syd, and he's...
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[wistfully] Harry.
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I don't understand what the problem is.
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Well, the problem is he's my friend,
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and you're not supposed
to like like your friends.
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It's like, like weird.
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But what if he likes you back?
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But what if he doesn't?
That'd be like, like, like a disaster.
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-Stop with the likes!
-I'd like to.
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Listen, how about I just talk to Harry
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and find a subtle way
to ask if he likes you?
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Great.
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Up? Nothing's up. Speaking of up,
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I left something up
in the bike shop, so...
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I'll shut up.
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So, Harry,
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tell me, do you like
being back in Portland?
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Yeah, it's great. I love Portland.
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Trees, mountains, hiking--
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Yeah, yeah, nature's great.
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But what about the people?
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Oh, yeah. The people are great.
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Anybody specific?
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For example,
of all the people in this store,
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who would you most like to go out with?
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Oh. Wow, Olive,
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I'm really flattered, but--
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No, no, no, not me.
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Man, Harry, way to make
a light conversation awkward.
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Aliens, come in, aliens.
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-Leo, a little bit to the right.
-Got it.
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Alien super-beings,
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on behalf of Earth,
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-wazzup!
-[grunts]
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Alien: We have enteredEarth's atmosphere.
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Leo, don't move!
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Take note. Time of contact, 8:15.
252
00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:27,381
You take note! I got my hands full!
253
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,213
Alien: We are on a missionto bring human lifeforms
254
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,131
back to our planetto teach us about Earth.
255
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,918
Did you hear that? They wanna abduct us!
256
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,790
This is Max Reynolds, and I volunteer.
257
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,745
I live at 588 Washington Street,
258
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,384
and my friend Leo
would also like to be abducted.
259
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,918
Why would you say that? I don't wanna go!
260
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:53,794
[knocking]
261
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,285
[cars revving on TV]
262
00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:00,632
Ah, Maxwell! Is Judith ready?
263
00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:03,129
You should've seen her
at cricket yesterday.
264
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,998
She pitched a googly!
265
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:08,543
Well, that's great! Or too bad,
depending on what a googly is.
266
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,334
So, my mom will be down
in a second. Have a seat.
267
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,877
-[engine revving]
-Ah, Maxwell, still watching
268
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:17,539
those preposterous
monster truck rallies, are we?
269
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,325
Come on, we used to watch them together.
They were your favorite.
270
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,787
[chuckle] Can't believe I ever
cared for such a silly...
271
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,245
[American accent] Dude, dude go for it!
Come on, crush that semi!
272
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,503
-[smash]
-Boom!
273
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,253
Right through the school bus! Ha ha! Oh.
274
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,963
Ah ha! I knew the RanMan was in there!
275
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:35,211
[English accent] I'm sure I don't know
whatever you could...
276
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,826
[American accent] Oh, forget it.
277
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,377
Who am I kidding, man? I hate cricket!
278
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,668
Dude, I'm glad to have you back,
but I don't get it.
279
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,290
Why would you be someone you're not?
280
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,575
Well, my wife had this
fancy job in London.
281
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,327
I... I just wanted to fit in.
282
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,957
But, dude, you're the man.
283
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,631
No, you are the RanMan!
284
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:55,749
If people can't accept that,
that's their problem.
285
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:01,125
Oh, that feels good. [laughing]
286
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,668
You know what'd be great?
How about some hot wings?
287
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,330
[burp]
288
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,627
I'm on it, buddy.
289
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,419
-Yeah!
-[laughing]
290
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,134
Hey, Syd, what's up?
291
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,420
Uh, not much. You hanging with Randy?
292
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,960
I am now!
293
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,881
The RanMan is back.
294
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,919
Oh, great. So, what are you talking about?
295
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,040
Anything or any... body in particular?
296
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,875
Not really. Something on your mind?
297
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,789
Nothing, nothing. I was just wondering
298
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,245
has Randy mentioned
what Harry likes about being back?
299
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,833
I just think he likes it here.
300
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,787
Yeah, but does he like like it?
301
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:38,575
[gasp] Syd, you like Harry!
302
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,419
Nooooooo...
303
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,170
Yes you do. There were way
too many O's in that "no."
304
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,133
Whaaaaaaat...
305
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:49,248
And there were an awful
lot of A's in that "what."
306
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,083
Okay, fine, but how do I find out
if he likes me back?
307
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,876
Of course he likes you!
You're Sydney. Who wouldn't like you?
308
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,669
Uh-huh. And now that you've given me
309
00:13:56,750 --> 00:14:00,130
the supportive-dad-who-loves-me response,
can I get a real answer?
310
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,578
I guess you just need
to spend time with Harry,
311
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,747
trust your instincts, and then in...
312
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:08,714
four or five years, maybe,
you two can go to a movie.
313
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,627
Harry's gonna be here any minute.
314
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,079
So nervous.
How will I know if he likes me?
315
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,666
Don't worry. Just watch for the signs.
316
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,000
Of course!
317
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,043
Wait, what are the signs?
318
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,495
Well, he'll wanna be alone with you,
319
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,423
might wanna sit close to you,maybe set the mood.
320
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,290
Wow, how do you know all of this?
321
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,035
My mother's been writing a romance novel,and welcomes feedback.
322
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,995
Okay, got it. I just gotta be cool.
323
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,713
-[doorbell rings]
-[squealing] And there goes my cool.
324
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:47,709
-Sidigyd.
-Hidiggarry.
325
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,417
So, uh, what should we do?
326
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,210
Do you wanna go hang out
at the smoothie shop?
327
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,041
Actually, I thought
we'd stay here and watch a movie.
328
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,495
Oh. You wanna stay here.
329
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,293
Just the two of us.
330
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,785
If that's okay with you.
331
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,915
Sure. Cool.
332
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,325
Oh...
333
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,707
Hey, it's a little bright in here.
334
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,042
Mind if I dim the lights?
335
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,325
Lights? Uh, sure.
336
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,497
[mouthing]
337
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,882
Movie, check. Lights, check.
338
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,834
Syd, check.
339
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,750
[thud]
340
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:39,171
Oh. I-- I thought... you--
341
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,580
No. I was just, uh...
342
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,207
reaching for the remote.
343
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,919
Oh.
344
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,250
So...
345
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,133
maybe I should, uh, go...
346
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,628
Yeah, sure.
347
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,535
So, what happened with Harry?
348
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,205
Tell me everything.
349
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,041
Well, he gave me all the signs.
350
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,915
-Yeah?
-And then he leaned in.
351
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,170
-Yeah?
-So, I leaned in.
352
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,960
Double yeah.
353
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,331
And went to kiss him.
354
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,877
Oh, yeah!
355
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,289
But he was just reaching for the remote,
and then I fell off the couch.
356
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,705
No!
357
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,455
Then he just bolted.
358
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:22,672
I'm so sorry, Syd.
359
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,330
But I don't get it.
There must be some explanation.
360
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,537
Yeah, I was wrong.
361
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,705
I feel so humiliated and rejected
362
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,632
and sad and confused and...
363
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,129
Man, I miss having one emotion at a time.
364
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,420
How am I ever gonna face him?
365
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,380
[sigh] What am I gonna do?
366
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,538
I know just what you need.
367
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,417
[thud]
368
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500
Uh, Syd...
369
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,083
I gotta stop doing that.
370
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,126
We've gotta make contact again
so we can ask the aliens what to pack.
371
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:59,708
I tell you one thing we better pack.
Toothbrushes. They might not have teeth!
372
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:03,917
Alien: Our planet is desperatefor nourishment.
373
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,170
Eating these humansis the only way we will survive.
374
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,170
Did they just say they were gonna eat us!
375
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,250
Uh-oh. Looks like they do have teeth!
376
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,174
[smash]
377
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,630
[both screaming]
378
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,958
Run, Ms. Reynolds!
The aliens are coming to eat us!
379
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,541
Uh-huh. I'll get right on that.
380
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,127
Ah! The aliens are here!
381
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,628
Leo: In human form!
382
00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:30,789
Boys, that's our new neighbor,
383
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,285
-Mrs. Chung!
-[laugh] Hi, boys!
384
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,875
Sara, I am so sorry.
I don't know what got into them.
385
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,419
Man: Sara, you back yet? The show started.
386
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,420
Wait, that's my husband.
387
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,580
Oh, you must be picking up
our baby monitor.
388
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,417
We're addicted to that
TV show, Secret Alien Files.
389
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,625
By any chance,
390
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,669
is that show on at 8:00?
391
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:53,670
Every night.
392
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,785
[both] Gah!
393
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,455
Anyways, thanks, Judy, for the casserole.
394
00:17:58,542 --> 00:17:59,752
Here's your dish back.
395
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,044
-Thanks.
-Good night.
396
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,579
Aliens? [laughing]
397
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,133
Okay, it's not that funny.
398
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,578
You're right. It's not.
399
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,787
[laughing]
400
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,745
Man: Oh, good. You're back.
401
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,384
Next time Judy offers us food,turn her down.
402
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,168
That was the worst casseroleI've ever had.
403
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,380
[laughter]
404
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,246
[door opens]
405
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,671
Hey, Syd, how you doing?
406
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:37,289
Horrible, miserable,
never felt worse in my life.
407
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,077
Are you here to give me advice?
408
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,077
Well,
409
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,666
I could say
that you'll get over it, but...
410
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,170
-I don't think that would work.
-Nope.
411
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,461
Or I could say
that these things get easier, but...
412
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,252
that wouldn't work either.
413
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,333
Definitely not.
414
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,787
So I guess, all I can say is...
415
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,752
if you ever wanna talk,
416
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,464
or just...
417
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,252
have someone to sit next to
you while you stare
418
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,333
sadly into the distance...
419
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,541
I'm your man.
420
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,630
Thanks, Dad,
421
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:13,709
but if it's okay with you,
I kinda wanna be alone right now.
422
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,250
I'm your man for that, too.
423
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,575
[door opens]
424
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,918
-Hey.
-Hey.
425
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,750
So, uh, I...
426
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,084
We, you...
427
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,376
Okay, I'm gonna be in the house.
428
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,291
-You wanna...
-Sure.
429
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,964
[both] I'm sorry.
430
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,881
Wait, why are you sorry?
431
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,669
Because I misread the signals
and made everything weird.
432
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,130
Why are you sorry?
433
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,208
Because I bailed on you.
434
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,706
But the truth is...
435
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,575
I like you, Sydney.
436
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,460
I... like like you.
437
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,625
Seriously?
438
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,420
Yeah.
439
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,961
But my mom's job fell through.
440
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,001
We're not moving back to Portland anymore.
441
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,633
What?
442
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,789
I found out yesterday
right before I came over.
443
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,495
I wanted to tell you, but I kept waiting
444
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,423
for the right time, and then you...
445
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,130
Kissed the carpet.
446
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,459
I wanted to kiss you, too.
447
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,421
Really?
448
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,040
But I was afraid if I did,
449
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,705
I'd just like you more
and then it'd be even harder when I left.
450
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,712
I was so sad the first time.
451
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,462
Me, too.
452
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,495
Wow.
453
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:43,133
I can't believe you're leaving again.
454
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,998
I'm really gonna miss you.
455
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,173
I'm really gonna miss you, too.
456
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,667
Yeah, but let's promise to actually
stay in touch this time.
457
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,630
I can't go another
five years without talking to you.
458
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,789
Deal?
459
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,380
Deal.
460
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,460
Oh, come on! I didn't
even know we were playing.
461
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,632
When you come at the master,
you're gonna get served.
462
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,499
Okay, rematch.
463
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,578
[giggling]
464
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,327
It was great seeing you, Harry.
465
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:13,957
You too, Mr. R.
466
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,831
[English accent]
Harry, the car's out front.
467
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,577
No, Randall's back!?
468
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,327
Oh, I'm really gonna miss you.
469
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,417
[laughing]
470
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,130
-What happened?
-Well, I couldn't return to London
471
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:29,078
with a brand new accent.
I'd seem insane.
472
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,826
Bring it in, old chap.
473
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,285
I got you a little going-away present.
474
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,665
To remember you by? Again?
475
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,000
Well, that, and cell phones and email,
476
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,213
plus the monthly catch-ups
already scheduled
477
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,461
in both of our calendars.
478
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,672
[jangling]
479
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,828
[chuckling]
480
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,497
-We'll miss you.
-Bye, guys.
481
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,713
Cheerio!
482
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:01,382
Never change! Specifically you, Randall.
483
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,958
[laughing]
484
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,831
Hey, Dad,
485
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:10,667
remember when you offered
to sit next to me while I stare
486
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,080
-sadly into the distance?
-Yeah.
487
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,706
-Now would be a good time.
-You got it.
488
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,500
Hey, look at that! Cricket's on!
489
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,003
[Cockney accent] Come on, mate!
You call that a googly?
490
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,667
♪ Do do, do do do dodo do ♪
491
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,378
♪ Do do, do do do dodo do ♪
492
00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:43,631
♪ Do do, do do do dodo do ♪
493
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:48,079
♪ Do do, do do do dodo do ♪
494
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,165
Man: Oh, yeah.
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