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[ DOOR OPENS ]
- NEW YORK CITY, SUMMER 1981 --
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STARVING ARTIST MELVIN JOHNSON
DISCOVERS A NEW WAY TO BEAT THE
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HEAT.
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[ DING! ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ SNIPPING ]
[ SNIPPING CONTINUES ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
THAT DAY, MELVIN JOHNSON CHANGED
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THE GAME.
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- [ ROARS ]
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- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
♪ CHEESE
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- ♪ CHEESE
- CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- LOITER SQUAD.
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- AGHHHHHHHHH!
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[ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- NAH!
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SO WE MEET AGAIN,
CATCHPHRASE JO-O--O-NES!
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MINIONS...COME!
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- [ GRUNTS ] WHASSUP NIGGA!
- YEAH! YOU IN TROUBLE NOW!
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- I GUESS YOU CAME BACK FOR
SOME MORE POTATO SALAD.
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- GET HIM!
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[ UP-TEMPO SURF MUSIC PLAYS ]
- [ SHRIEKING ]
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[ BLEATING ]
- IF A GOAT WANT TO BE A GOAT,
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I GUESS I GOT TO SHAVE YOUR ASS.
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- AAH!
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- Both: AAH! AAH!
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[ THUD! ]
- OW!
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- AAH! AAH!
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- SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SWIM,
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GET A BOAT,
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BUT I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS.
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- NAH! NAH!
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- NYAH!
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[ BOTH BLEATING ]
[ JET SKI ENGINE REVS ]
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
- CALL THIS STORMING THE BEACH,
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BECAUSE LIGHTNING DONE STRUCK,
MOTHERFUCKER.
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[ CLICK, EXPLOSION ]
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- ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
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- NAH!
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- WHOO!
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YOU ABOUT TO BARBECUE LIKE A
MOTHERFUCKER.
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- HELL, YEAH.
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I WOULD STUFF ONE OF THEM --
- OH! AAH! AAH!
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- OH SHIT!
- AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
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- I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE
FUCKING INTERNET!
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- AAAAAAHH!!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
- WHO ARE YOU, ANGEL NIGGA?
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- GO HELP YOUR FRIEND.
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- THE FUCK?
[ FOOSH! ]
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DEVIL BITCH.
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- YOU KNOW THAT'S A GOOD
INSTAGRAM PHOTO, RIGHT?
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- YOU RIGHT I'M PUTTING THIS
SHIT ON INSTA-NET!
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- HE'S ON FIRE.
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- [ CONTINUES SCREAMING ]
- AND IT'S NOT HIS DICK THIS
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TIME.
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- MAN FUCK THAT!
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I DON'T NEED FRIENDS WITH
THIS NIGGA
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I NEED A PICTURE.
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- JUST TAKE THE PHOTO NIGGA
THAT'D GET YOU LIKE 20 LIKES,
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'CAUSE YOUR SHIT PRIVATE, NIGGA.
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- I SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO A
NIGGA ASS WEARING ORANGE
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LEATHER.
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- [ Deep voice ] THESE SHOES
ARE AWESOME.
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- I'M BURNING! AAH!
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- GOT IT. YEAH NIGGA
NOW, 3,000 LIKES IN 30 SECONDS.
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SUCK MY DICK.
YOU OKAY, JASPER?
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[ FOOSH! ]
- SOMEBODY PUT HIM OUT!
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- [ ROARS ]
[ NEIGHS ]
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- [ SQUAWKS ]
- [ ROARS ]
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[ ZAP! ZAP! ]
- [ CAWS ]
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- [ SNORTS ]
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- AND WE'RE BACK WITH "WORKOUT
MIKE EXTREME CRAZY WORKOUT."
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SO WE WANT TO WARM UP WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF FLEXING.
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ONE, TWO, THREE...
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[ ALL GRUNT LOUDLY ]
REVERSE.
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- THAT FELT GOOD.
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- AAH!
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- ONE, TWO, THREE...
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[ ALL GRUNT LOUDLY ]
- YOU SEE THIS?
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THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK
LIKE.
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WHOO!
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- YEAH!
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- I NEED TO FIX ME UP.
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"D" MAN, WHERE'S MY PROTEIN?
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- HERE YOU GO, MIKE.
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- YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST HOP IN
ANYWAY.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- [ GRUNTS ]
[ BELCHES LOUDLY ]
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AAH! WHOO!
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ARE YOU GUYS READY?
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LET'S GET BACK TO THESE.
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MM! MM! MM! MM! MM!!
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WHOO!
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- YEAH! [ GRUNTS ] YEAH!
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- WHOO!
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- LOS ANGELES, 1978 --
BRUNO SCHLOTZKY ONLY HAD TIME TO
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CUT NINE OF HIS FINGERNAILS
BEFORE CATCHING A RIDE TO A
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PARTY.
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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- WHO'S READY TO PARTY?
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[ CHEERING ]
- WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL BROTHERS
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GOT A CREDIT CARD?
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- WHAT'S A CREDIT CARD?
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- WHERE THE KEYS AT?
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- Together: NO!
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OH! OOH!
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- WO-O-O-W.
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- YOU DID CHANGE THE GAME,
MINK.
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- LET'S DO THIS.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
- THAT DAY, BRUNO SCHLOTZKY
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CHANGED THE GAME.
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
- I REMEMBER WHEN LEONARD WAS
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FIRST BORN.
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THE SMILES THAT WOULD JUST COME
TO MY FACE WERE SO NATURAL.
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- HE USED TO TAKE ME TO THE
PARK.
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WE USED TO WORK OUT TOGETHER.
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LEONARD WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
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NOW HE'S JUST MY BEST FRIEND
ADDICTED TO SHOVING DEODORANT UP
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HIS ASS.
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- [ COOING ]
- LEONARD, WE ARE HERE TODAY TO
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TALK ABOUT YOUR ADDICTION.
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I BROUGHT YOUR FAMILY HERE.
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THEY'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
YOU.
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WE NEED YOU TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE
TO BE A BETTER PERSON.
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- [ COOING ]
- I WAS SNOOPING THROUGH YOUR
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ROOM, LEONARD.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS,
LEONARD?
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[ Voice breaking ] YOU SAID YOU
WOULD STOP STEALING YOUR
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MOTHER'S DEODORANT!
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YOUR BOOTY NOT EVEN MUSTY,
LEONARD!
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YOU'RE JUST SHOVING DEODORANT IN
YOUR ASS FOR NO REASON!
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[ SOBS ]
- LEONARD, LISTEN TO YOUR
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BROTHER.
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- [ COOING ]
- I BELIEVED IN YOU, LEONARD...
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BECAUSE I KNOW, DEEP DOWN
SOMEWHERE INSIDE...
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- [ COOING ]
- ...I STILL LOVE YOU!
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[ SOBS LOUDLY ]
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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- SEE WHAT YOU DID TO THIS
FAMILY, LEONARD?
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GET IT TOGETHER.
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- [ COOING ]
- AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO
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YOU LEARNED THIS FROM, 'CAUSE
YOU MUST'VE BEEN HANGING WITH
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THE WRONG CROWD.
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- [ COOING ]
- WHAT?
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YOU BEEN TEACHING MY SON TO
SHOVE DEODORANT IN HIS FUCKING
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ASS?
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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT!
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STOP!
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- YO, STOP! STOP DOING THAT!
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- YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!
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[ WHOOSH ]
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- HEY, ASSHOLES!
- Both:WE'RE THE JUNGLE BROTHERS
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- AND WE'RE OUT HERE IN
FUCKING HAWAII.
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- HAWAII!
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- NOW, HAWAII IS KNOWN FOR
THEIR CRAZY ANIMALS, LIKE THE
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ASS [BLEEP] THE INVISIBLE
GOAT --
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- AND THE
HUMU-HUMU-NUKU-NUPU-OOH-AAH
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FISH, ALSO KNOWN AS ROGER, ALSO
KNOWN AS DARREL, ALSO KNOWN AS
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THE FUCKING TRIGGER FISH, AND
I'M ABOUT TO GO FIND ONE.
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- GO FUCKING GET HIM.
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NOW, THE TRIGGER FISH IS A WILD
FUCKING ANIMAL THAT THEY ONLY
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HAVE IN HAWAII.
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THEY DON'T HAVE THEM IN THE
FUCKING STATES WHERE WE'RE FROM.
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LET'S GO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT,
BUDS.
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- GOT IT!
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- OH, MY GOD!
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IT'S THE EVER-ELUSIVE TRIGGER
FISH.
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- NOW, THE TRIGGER FISH HAS A
UNIQUE DEFENSE MECHANISM.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
OH, MY GOD! I'M SORRY.
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- AAH! AAH! AAH!
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- I'M S-- OH, MY GOD!
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I'M SORRY.
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HE'S F-- HE-- OH, MY GOD!
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HE'S FINE.
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HE'S SO ALL RIGHT THAT IT'S
CRAZY.
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[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
- HEY, TACO.
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I GOT YOU SOME FRIES.
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- THANKS, MAN.
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- HOPEFULLY, YOU DON'T CHOKE,
CHOKE, CHOKE.
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- AAH!
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- WHAT IS HE DOING?
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- [ GAGS, COUGHS ]
- OH, NO, HE'S CHOKING!
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SOMEBODY GIVE HIM
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
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- Both: NOT ME, NO CHALLENGE.
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- I'M NOT DOING IT!
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- NO! HELL NO! FUCK THAT!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
WHOA!
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[ FOOSH! ]
- PAH!
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- WHOA!
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- DON'T DO IT.
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- LET HIM DIE, RIGHT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
- I KNOW YOU TOOK THE CPR
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BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, SON.
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USE THE HEIMLICH.
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- I NEVER LIKED HIM.
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HE'S NOT EVEN MY FRIEND.
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HE'S DEAD A-AND UGLY AND
LIGHT-SKINNED AND BAD ACNE.
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- THESE FRIES ARE DELICIOUS!
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[ FOOSH! ]
- FUCK TACO.
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- WHO THE FUCK?
TYLER, THE CREATOR?
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- I LOVE THAT NIGGA!
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- SHUT UP.
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- DON'T LISTEN TO THE DEVIL,
MAN.
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THE DEVIL AIN'T GOOD FOR YOU.
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[ FOOSH! FOOSH! ]
- DAMN YOU! NO!
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[ BOING! ]
- [ SCREAMS ]
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[ FOOSH! ] [ WHISTLE! ]
[ AIRPLANE MOTOR WHIRRS ]
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[ FARTS, COUGHS ]
- DONNY!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
- WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU
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NIGGAS HELP ME, MAN?
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I WAS ABOUT TO DIE.
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- NIGGA, YOU STINK!
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- I DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH YOU
LIKE THAT.
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- [ High-pitched ] OOH!
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BYE, GUYS!
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[ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
- HEY, ASSHOLES.
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IT'S US...
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- Both: THE JUNGLE BROTHERS.
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- AND WE'RE IN A BOAT...
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- WE'RE IN A FUCKING BOAT.
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- ...LOOKING FOR BEARS.
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- [ BLEATS ]
- I HATE GOATS.
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[ WHACK! WHACK! ]
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- AND WELCOME BACK TO "CRAZY
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MIKE'S WORKOUT WITH ULTIMATE
MIKE."
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NOW WE'RE GONNA GET INTO SOME
SEX TIPS.
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- LET'S GO, MIKE.
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- OKAY.
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WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR PARTNER,
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU PACE
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YOURSELF.
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YOU START OFF SLOW.
233
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AND IF YOU'RE AN EXPERT, YOU CAN
SPEED UP!
234
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HA HA! NEXT POSITION.
235
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WHEN YOU'RE INTIMATE WITH YOUR
PARTNER, YOU WANT TO KISS.
236
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THAT'S WHAT WE DO THE TONGUE
WORKOUT FOR -- THE "MM!"
237
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YOU SEE HOW HE'S MAKING OUT.
238
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HE'S GETTING HER AROUSED, READY
TO BURN SOME CALORIES.
239
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"D" MAN, GET DOWN AND SHOW THEM
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
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HA HA!
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[ LAUGHS ]
YES! YES!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
RAPID FIRE!
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[ Laughing ] YES! YES!
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YES! YEAH!
245
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
- DO A INTRO.
246
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- JASPER'S ABOUT TO DO THE
INTRO.
247
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- I'M NOT LOSING.
248
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- THIS SKIT'S CALLED "JASPER'S
ABOUT TO DO THE INTRO."
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GO AHEAD, JASPER.
250
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- WHO'S DOING THE INTRO?
251
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- GO, LIONEL.
252
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- WE ALL AGREED ON JASPER.
253
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- NO.
254
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NOT DOING IT, NO CHALLENGE.
255
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- Both: NOT DOING IT, NO
CHALLENGE.
256
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- WE ALREADY CALLED THIS.
257
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- N-NO, WE DID NOT CALL IT.
258
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Y'ALL SAID, "JASPER, DO IT."
259
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YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE JASPER
MAD!
260
00:10:06,009 --> 00:10:07,009
JASPER'S FUCKING MAD NOW!
261
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YOU FUCK!
- [ LAUGHS ]
262
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- [ SHRIEKS ]
FUCK! OW! MAN!
263
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- HEY NIGGA, YOU HIT ME IN MY
FUCKING HEAD!
264
00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:15,008
- [ LAUGHS ]
- WHY THE FUCK CAN'T Y'ALL
265
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JUST FREEZE-FRAME IT, PUT
"MASCOTS," OR SOME SHIT
266
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AND THEN WE DIP?
267
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LIKE, Y'ALL NIGGAS NEEDS TO GET
MORE CREATIVE WITH THIS SHIT
268
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FUCK THIS INTRO.
269
00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:24,022
LET'S GO.
270
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- YOU FEEL THE BURN YET?
272
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YOU SHOULD START FEELING IT
RIGHT NOW.
273
00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:38,004
AND IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE DOING
IT WRONG.
274
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
275
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YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.
276
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- HUH?
277
00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:41,022
- YOUR FUCKING PRIDE!
278
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PICK IT UP!
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- HEE-HEE-HEE!
280
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HEE-HEE!
281
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,021
HEE-HEE! HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
282
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HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
283
00:10:49,005 --> 00:10:54,005
- I'M BOBBY BROWN, MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOO!
284
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THAT WAS FUN.
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