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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,022 --> 00:00:14,012 [ DOOR OPENS ] - NEW YORK CITY, SUMMER 1981 -- 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,024 STARVING ARTIST MELVIN JOHNSON DISCOVERS A NEW WAY TO BEAT THE 3 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:18,021 HEAT. 4 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:22,020 [ DING! ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 5 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:25,020 [ SNIPPING ] [ SNIPPING CONTINUES ] 6 00:00:36,014 --> 00:00:39,024 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] THAT DAY, MELVIN JOHNSON CHANGED 7 00:00:39,021 --> 00:00:42,011 THE GAME. 8 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:44,015 - [ ROARS ] 9 00:00:48,013 --> 00:00:50,023 - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 10 00:00:50,023 --> 00:00:52,023 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪ CHEESE 11 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:56,020 - ♪ CHEESE - CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 12 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:58,010 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 13 00:00:58,010 --> 00:00:59,000 - LOITER SQUAD. 14 00:00:59,004 --> 00:01:00,004 - AGHHHHHHHHH! 15 00:01:00,003 --> 00:01:03,023 [ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,020 - ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES 17 00:01:13,017 --> 00:01:17,997 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 18 00:01:22,009 --> 00:01:23,019 - NAH! 19 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:27,010 SO WE MEET AGAIN, CATCHPHRASE JO-O--O-NES! 20 00:01:27,014 --> 00:01:29,014 MINIONS...COME! 21 00:01:29,009 --> 00:01:33,009 - [ GRUNTS ] WHASSUP NIGGA! - YEAH! YOU IN TROUBLE NOW! 22 00:01:33,012 --> 00:01:37,022 - I GUESS YOU CAME BACK FOR SOME MORE POTATO SALAD. 23 00:01:37,022 --> 00:01:38,022 - GET HIM! 24 00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:43,012 [ UP-TEMPO SURF MUSIC PLAYS ] - [ SHRIEKING ] 25 00:01:43,016 --> 00:01:47,016 [ BLEATING ] - IF A GOAT WANT TO BE A GOAT, 26 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:52,010 I GUESS I GOT TO SHAVE YOUR ASS. 27 00:01:53,004 --> 00:01:53,014 - AAH! 28 00:01:53,015 --> 00:01:54,015 - Both: AAH! AAH! 29 00:01:54,018 --> 00:01:56,018 [ THUD! ] - OW! 30 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:58,000 - AAH! AAH! 31 00:01:58,004 --> 00:01:59,024 - SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SWIM, SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GET A BOAT, 32 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:02,999 BUT I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. 33 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:11,011 - NAH! NAH! 34 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:12,011 - NYAH! 35 00:02:12,011 --> 00:02:16,011 [ BOTH BLEATING ] [ JET SKI ENGINE REVS ] 36 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:23,010 [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] - CALL THIS STORMING THE BEACH, 37 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:26,015 BECAUSE LIGHTNING DONE STRUCK, MOTHERFUCKER. 38 00:02:26,018 --> 00:02:30,018 [ CLICK, EXPLOSION ] 39 00:02:30,023 --> 00:02:35,013 - ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES 40 00:02:35,011 --> 00:02:35,021 - NAH! 41 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,022 - WHOO! 42 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:37,019 YOU ABOUT TO BARBECUE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 43 00:02:37,017 --> 00:02:39,007 - HELL, YEAH. 44 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:40,022 I WOULD STUFF ONE OF THEM -- - OH! AAH! AAH! 45 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:43,019 - OH SHIT! - AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 46 00:02:43,023 --> 00:02:45,013 - I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET! 47 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:46,005 - AAAAAAHH!! 48 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:49,002 [ TWINKLE! ] - WHO ARE YOU, ANGEL NIGGA? 49 00:02:49,006 --> 00:02:50,006 - GO HELP YOUR FRIEND. 50 00:02:50,015 --> 00:02:51,015 - THE FUCK? [ FOOSH! ] 51 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:52,021 DEVIL BITCH. 52 00:02:52,021 --> 00:02:54,011 - YOU KNOW THAT'S A GOOD INSTAGRAM PHOTO, RIGHT? 53 00:02:54,012 --> 00:02:55,012 - YOU RIGHT I'M PUTTING THIS SHIT ON INSTA-NET! 54 00:02:55,016 --> 00:02:56,016 - HE'S ON FIRE. 55 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:58,998 - [ CONTINUES SCREAMING ] - AND IT'S NOT HIS DICK THIS 56 00:02:59,005 --> 00:02:59,014 TIME. 57 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:00,006 - MAN FUCK THAT! 58 00:03:00,012 --> 00:03:02,002 I DON'T NEED FRIENDS WITH THIS NIGGA 59 00:03:02,004 --> 00:03:03,014 I NEED A PICTURE. 60 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,008 - JUST TAKE THE PHOTO NIGGA THAT'D GET YOU LIKE 20 LIKES, 61 00:03:05,015 --> 00:03:06,015 'CAUSE YOUR SHIT PRIVATE, NIGGA. 62 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:08,997 - I SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO A NIGGA ASS WEARING ORANGE 63 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:09,024 LEATHER. 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 - [ Deep voice ] THESE SHOES ARE AWESOME. 65 00:03:11,002 --> 00:03:12,022 - I'M BURNING! AAH! 66 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:16,020 - GOT IT. YEAH NIGGA NOW, 3,000 LIKES IN 30 SECONDS. 67 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:19,002 SUCK MY DICK. YOU OKAY, JASPER? 68 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:22,004 [ FOOSH! ] - SOMEBODY PUT HIM OUT! 69 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:25,021 - [ ROARS ] [ NEIGHS ] 70 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:27,022 - [ SQUAWKS ] - [ ROARS ] 71 00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:31,011 [ ZAP! ZAP! ] - [ CAWS ] 72 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:33,996 - [ SNORTS ] 73 00:03:36,005 --> 00:03:38,015 - AND WE'RE BACK WITH "WORKOUT MIKE EXTREME CRAZY WORKOUT." 74 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:41,000 SO WE WANT TO WARM UP WITH A LITTLE BIT OF FLEXING. 75 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:41,022 ONE, TWO, THREE... 76 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:45,001 [ ALL GRUNT LOUDLY ] REVERSE. 77 00:03:45,006 --> 00:03:46,006 - THAT FELT GOOD. 78 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:46,020 - AAH! 79 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:48,002 - ONE, TWO, THREE... 80 00:03:48,003 --> 00:03:50,013 [ ALL GRUNT LOUDLY ] - YOU SEE THIS? 81 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:51,023 THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE. 82 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,020 WHOO! 83 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:53,012 - YEAH! 84 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:54,022 - I NEED TO FIX ME UP. 85 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,011 "D" MAN, WHERE'S MY PROTEIN? 86 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:56,997 - HERE YOU GO, MIKE. 87 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,003 - YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST HOP IN ANYWAY. 88 00:03:59,003 --> 00:03:59,023 - ALL RIGHT. 89 00:04:02,016 --> 00:04:04,016 - [ GRUNTS ] [ BELCHES LOUDLY ] 90 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:07,001 AAH! WHOO! 91 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:07,022 ARE YOU GUYS READY? 92 00:04:07,021 --> 00:04:09,001 LET'S GET BACK TO THESE. 93 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:12,002 MM! MM! MM! MM! MM!! 94 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:12,012 WHOO! 95 00:04:12,016 --> 00:04:14,016 - YEAH! [ GRUNTS ] YEAH! 96 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:15,008 - WHOO! 97 00:04:16,011 --> 00:04:21,021 - LOS ANGELES, 1978 -- BRUNO SCHLOTZKY ONLY HAD TIME TO 98 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:24,012 CUT NINE OF HIS FINGERNAILS BEFORE CATCHING A RIDE TO A 99 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,004 PARTY. 100 00:04:26,006 --> 00:04:31,996 [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 101 00:04:32,003 --> 00:04:33,003 - WHO'S READY TO PARTY? 102 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:36,022 [ CHEERING ] - WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL BROTHERS 103 00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:38,008 GOT A CREDIT CARD? 104 00:04:38,008 --> 00:04:38,018 - WHAT'S A CREDIT CARD? 105 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:39,019 - WHERE THE KEYS AT? 106 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:41,999 - Together: NO! 107 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:42,995 OH! OOH! 108 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,014 - WO-O-O-W. 109 00:04:44,014 --> 00:04:48,014 - YOU DID CHANGE THE GAME, MINK. 110 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,009 - LET'S DO THIS. 111 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:50,021 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] - THAT DAY, BRUNO SCHLOTZKY 112 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:53,008 CHANGED THE GAME. 113 00:04:53,007 --> 00:04:57,007 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 114 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:03,020 [ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] - I REMEMBER WHEN LEONARD WAS 115 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:05,019 FIRST BORN. 116 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:09,000 THE SMILES THAT WOULD JUST COME TO MY FACE WERE SO NATURAL. 117 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,014 - HE USED TO TAKE ME TO THE PARK. 118 00:05:11,016 --> 00:05:13,016 WE USED TO WORK OUT TOGETHER. 119 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:16,003 LEONARD WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 120 00:05:16,004 --> 00:05:18,014 NOW HE'S JUST MY BEST FRIEND ADDICTED TO SHOVING DEODORANT UP 121 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:20,005 HIS ASS. 122 00:05:27,006 --> 00:05:29,016 - [ COOING ] - LEONARD, WE ARE HERE TODAY TO 123 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:31,999 TALK ABOUT YOUR ADDICTION. 124 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:33,023 I BROUGHT YOUR FAMILY HERE. 125 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:35,022 THEY'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 126 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:39,011 WE NEED YOU TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE TO BE A BETTER PERSON. 127 00:05:39,008 --> 00:05:42,018 - [ COOING ] - I WAS SNOOPING THROUGH YOUR 128 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,020 ROOM, LEONARD. 129 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:45,020 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, LEONARD? 130 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,020 [ Voice breaking ] YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP STEALING YOUR 131 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:49,020 MOTHER'S DEODORANT! 132 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:51,009 YOUR BOOTY NOT EVEN MUSTY, LEONARD! 133 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:54,006 YOU'RE JUST SHOVING DEODORANT IN YOUR ASS FOR NO REASON! 134 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:56,008 [ SOBS ] - LEONARD, LISTEN TO YOUR 135 00:05:56,012 --> 00:05:57,012 BROTHER. 136 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:59,000 - [ COOING ] - I BELIEVED IN YOU, LEONARD... 137 00:05:59,006 --> 00:06:04,016 BECAUSE I KNOW, DEEP DOWN SOMEWHERE INSIDE... 138 00:06:04,019 --> 00:06:07,019 - [ COOING ] - ...I STILL LOVE YOU! 139 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:13,018 [ SOBS LOUDLY ] - IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 140 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:15,020 - SEE WHAT YOU DID TO THIS FAMILY, LEONARD? 141 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:16,021 GET IT TOGETHER. 142 00:06:16,022 --> 00:06:19,002 - [ COOING ] - AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO 143 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,023 YOU LEARNED THIS FROM, 'CAUSE YOU MUST'VE BEEN HANGING WITH 144 00:06:21,021 --> 00:06:22,011 THE WRONG CROWD. 145 00:06:22,009 --> 00:06:26,019 - [ COOING ] - WHAT? 146 00:06:26,017 --> 00:06:29,007 YOU BEEN TEACHING MY SON TO SHOVE DEODORANT IN HIS FUCKING 147 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:30,997 ASS? 148 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:32,023 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! 149 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:33,011 STOP! 150 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:34,003 - YO, STOP! STOP DOING THAT! 151 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:37,012 - YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR! 152 00:06:40,009 --> 00:06:44,019 [ WHOOSH ] [ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 153 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:46,017 - HEY, ASSHOLES! - Both:WE'RE THE JUNGLE BROTHERS 154 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:49,011 - AND WE'RE OUT HERE IN FUCKING HAWAII. 155 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:50,013 - HAWAII! 156 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:53,006 - NOW, HAWAII IS KNOWN FOR THEIR CRAZY ANIMALS, LIKE THE 157 00:06:53,009 --> 00:06:55,019 ASS [BLEEP] THE INVISIBLE GOAT -- 158 00:06:55,017 --> 00:06:57,997 - AND THE HUMU-HUMU-NUKU-NUPU-OOH-AAH 159 00:06:58,005 --> 00:07:01,015 FISH, ALSO KNOWN AS ROGER, ALSO KNOWN AS DARREL, ALSO KNOWN AS 160 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:04,002 THE FUCKING TRIGGER FISH, AND I'M ABOUT TO GO FIND ONE. 161 00:07:04,003 --> 00:07:05,013 - GO FUCKING GET HIM. 162 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,019 NOW, THE TRIGGER FISH IS A WILD FUCKING ANIMAL THAT THEY ONLY 163 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:09,002 HAVE IN HAWAII. 164 00:07:09,003 --> 00:07:11,003 THEY DON'T HAVE THEM IN THE FUCKING STATES WHERE WE'RE FROM. 165 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:13,016 LET'S GO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, BUDS. 166 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:15,022 - GOT IT! 167 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,011 - OH, MY GOD! 168 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:18,016 IT'S THE EVER-ELUSIVE TRIGGER FISH. 169 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:21,008 - NOW, THE TRIGGER FISH HAS A UNIQUE DEFENSE MECHANISM. 170 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:23,020 [ GUNSHOT ] OH, MY GOD! I'M SORRY. 171 00:07:23,021 --> 00:07:25,001 - AAH! AAH! AAH! 172 00:07:25,002 --> 00:07:26,022 - I'M S-- OH, MY GOD! 173 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:27,011 I'M SORRY. 174 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:30,011 HE'S F-- HE-- OH, MY GOD! 175 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,014 HE'S FINE. 176 00:07:31,008 --> 00:07:33,998 HE'S SO ALL RIGHT THAT IT'S CRAZY. 177 00:07:34,006 --> 00:07:39,996 [ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] - HEY, TACO. 178 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:41,013 I GOT YOU SOME FRIES. 179 00:07:41,008 --> 00:07:42,008 - THANKS, MAN. 180 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:44,017 - HOPEFULLY, YOU DON'T CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE. 181 00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:44,997 - AAH! 182 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,005 - WHAT IS HE DOING? 183 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:52,011 - [ GAGS, COUGHS ] - OH, NO, HE'S CHOKING! 184 00:07:52,007 --> 00:07:53,997 SOMEBODY GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! 185 00:07:54,003 --> 00:07:54,023 - Both: NOT ME, NO CHALLENGE. 186 00:07:54,023 --> 00:07:56,023 - I'M NOT DOING IT! 187 00:07:56,023 --> 00:07:58,013 - NO! HELL NO! FUCK THAT! 188 00:07:58,013 --> 00:08:00,013 [ TWINKLE! ] WHOA! 189 00:08:00,007 --> 00:08:01,017 [ FOOSH! ] - PAH! 190 00:08:01,019 --> 00:08:02,009 - WHOA! 191 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:03,010 - DON'T DO IT. 192 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:04,018 - LET HIM DIE, RIGHT? 193 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 [ CHUCKLES ] - I KNOW YOU TOOK THE CPR 194 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:07,016 BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, SON. 195 00:08:07,023 --> 00:08:09,003 USE THE HEIMLICH. 196 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:11,003 - I NEVER LIKED HIM. 197 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:12,023 HE'S NOT EVEN MY FRIEND. 198 00:08:12,018 --> 00:08:15,018 HE'S DEAD A-AND UGLY AND LIGHT-SKINNED AND BAD ACNE. 199 00:08:15,023 --> 00:08:17,003 - THESE FRIES ARE DELICIOUS! 200 00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:18,013 [ FOOSH! ] - FUCK TACO. 201 00:08:18,007 --> 00:08:20,007 - WHO THE FUCK? TYLER, THE CREATOR? 202 00:08:20,008 --> 00:08:21,008 - I LOVE THAT NIGGA! 203 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,000 - SHUT UP. 204 00:08:22,004 --> 00:08:23,014 - DON'T LISTEN TO THE DEVIL, MAN. 205 00:08:23,013 --> 00:08:25,003 THE DEVIL AIN'T GOOD FOR YOU. 206 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:26,013 [ FOOSH! FOOSH! ] - DAMN YOU! NO! 207 00:08:26,013 --> 00:08:27,013 [ BOING! ] - [ SCREAMS ] 208 00:08:27,013 --> 00:08:29,013 [ FOOSH! ] [ WHISTLE! ] [ AIRPLANE MOTOR WHIRRS ] 209 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,008 [ FARTS, COUGHS ] - DONNY! 210 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:33,012 [ TWINKLE! ] - WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU 211 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,013 NIGGAS HELP ME, MAN? 212 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,013 I WAS ABOUT TO DIE. 213 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:36,000 - NIGGA, YOU STINK! 214 00:08:36,006 --> 00:08:38,006 - I DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH YOU LIKE THAT. 215 00:08:38,007 --> 00:08:39,007 - [ High-pitched ] OOH! 216 00:08:39,009 --> 00:08:40,019 BYE, GUYS! 217 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:44,021 [ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] - HEY, ASSHOLES. 218 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:45,021 IT'S US... 219 00:08:45,019 --> 00:08:47,009 - Both: THE JUNGLE BROTHERS. 220 00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:48,022 - AND WE'RE IN A BOAT... 221 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 - WE'RE IN A FUCKING BOAT. 222 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:51,005 - ...LOOKING FOR BEARS. 223 00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:53,003 - [ BLEATS ] - I HATE GOATS. 224 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:56,014 [ WHACK! WHACK! ] 225 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:02,013 - AND WELCOME BACK TO "CRAZY 226 00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:04,002 MIKE'S WORKOUT WITH ULTIMATE MIKE." 227 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:04,015 NOW WE'RE GONNA GET INTO SOME SEX TIPS. 228 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,020 - LET'S GO, MIKE. 229 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,001 - OKAY. 230 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,995 WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR PARTNER, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU PACE 231 00:09:10,005 --> 00:09:10,015 YOURSELF. 232 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:12,011 YOU START OFF SLOW. 233 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:15,013 AND IF YOU'RE AN EXPERT, YOU CAN SPEED UP! 234 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:16,011 HA HA! NEXT POSITION. 235 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:19,013 WHEN YOU'RE INTIMATE WITH YOUR PARTNER, YOU WANT TO KISS. 236 00:09:19,007 --> 00:09:21,007 THAT'S WHAT WE DO THE TONGUE WORKOUT FOR -- THE "MM!" 237 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:22,024 YOU SEE HOW HE'S MAKING OUT. 238 00:09:22,017 --> 00:09:24,007 HE'S GETTING HER AROUSED, READY TO BURN SOME CALORIES. 239 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:29,003 "D" MAN, GET DOWN AND SHOW THEM WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 240 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:30,015 HA HA! 241 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,000 [ LAUGHS ] YES! YES! 242 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:38,996 [ LAUGHTER ] RAPID FIRE! 243 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:41,024 [ Laughing ] YES! YES! 244 00:09:41,017 --> 00:09:43,007 YES! YEAH! 245 00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:47,009 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] - DO A INTRO. 246 00:09:47,015 --> 00:09:48,995 - JASPER'S ABOUT TO DO THE INTRO. 247 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,006 - I'M NOT LOSING. 248 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:52,023 - THIS SKIT'S CALLED "JASPER'S ABOUT TO DO THE INTRO." 249 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 GO AHEAD, JASPER. 250 00:09:54,004 --> 00:09:55,014 - WHO'S DOING THE INTRO? 251 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,012 - GO, LIONEL. 252 00:09:56,015 --> 00:09:58,005 - WE ALL AGREED ON JASPER. 253 00:09:58,013 --> 00:09:59,003 - NO. 254 00:09:59,004 --> 00:09:59,024 NOT DOING IT, NO CHALLENGE. 255 00:09:59,022 --> 00:10:01,012 - Both: NOT DOING IT, NO CHALLENGE. 256 00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:02,009 - WE ALREADY CALLED THIS. 257 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,010 - N-NO, WE DID NOT CALL IT. 258 00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:04,024 Y'ALL SAID, "JASPER, DO IT." 259 00:10:04,023 --> 00:10:06,013 YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE JASPER MAD! 260 00:10:06,009 --> 00:10:07,009 JASPER'S FUCKING MAD NOW! 261 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,020 YOU FUCK! - [ LAUGHS ] 262 00:10:09,023 --> 00:10:12,003 - [ SHRIEKS ] FUCK! OW! MAN! 263 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,012 - HEY NIGGA, YOU HIT ME IN MY FUCKING HEAD! 264 00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:15,008 - [ LAUGHS ] - WHY THE FUCK CAN'T Y'ALL 265 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:19,014 JUST FREEZE-FRAME IT, PUT "MASCOTS," OR SOME SHIT 266 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:20,017 AND THEN WE DIP? 267 00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:22,007 LIKE, Y'ALL NIGGAS NEEDS TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH THIS SHIT 268 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:23,005 FUCK THIS INTRO. 269 00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:24,022 LET'S GO. 270 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:28,011 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 271 00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:33,011 - YOU FEEL THE BURN YET? 272 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,997 YOU SHOULD START FEELING IT RIGHT NOW. 273 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:38,004 AND IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 274 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,003 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 275 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,013 YOU DROPPED SOMETHING. 276 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:40,019 - HUH? 277 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:41,022 - YOUR FUCKING PRIDE! 278 00:10:41,023 --> 00:10:43,013 PICK IT UP! 279 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,009 - HEE-HEE-HEE! 280 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,009 HEE-HEE! 281 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,021 HEE-HEE! HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! 282 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:49,001 HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! 283 00:10:49,005 --> 00:10:54,005 - I'M BOBBY BROWN, MOTHERFUCKER! WHOO! 284 00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:55,998 THAT WAS FUN. 285 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,023 [ TWINKLE! ] 19614

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