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AH-HYUCK!
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♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
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♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
- YES!
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♪ THERE'S BUDDIES,
THERE'S PALS ♪
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- ♪ YEAH ♪
- ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
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♪ LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
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- ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
- AAH!
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♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
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♪ SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
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- ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
- ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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- GAWRSH!
- ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
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♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
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♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
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YEAH!
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PHEW! NOTHIN' LIKE
A NICE, COLD SODIE-POP
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IN A BIG GLASS OF ICE.
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WHOAAAAH!
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COME TO DADDY.
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GOTCHA! NOW FOR SOME ICY CUBES.
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BETTER BE CAREFUL.
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[GRUNTS]
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[STRAINING]
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PHEW!
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[CLATTERING]
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GAWRSH!
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HUH? EMPTY?
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MAX!
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ONCE AGAIN, INCHES AWAY
FROM A CLEAN GETAWAY.
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MAX, DID YOU PUT THESE ICE TRAYS
IN THE FREEZER EMPTY?
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EMPTY? THEY'RE NOT EMPTY.
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ERRRGGGH!
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SEE?
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COME WITH ME, MAXIE.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, DAD?
IT'S ONLY ICE.
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MAX, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
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YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
MORE SERIOUSLY,
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EVEN THE ITSY-BITSY ONES.
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IT'S ALL HERE
IN THE FAMILY ALBUM.
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OHH! THE ALBUM! WAIT, POP!
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SERIOUSLY!
I'M NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE.
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OH, IT'S NO TROUBLE, SON.
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- NOW, JUST HAVE A SEAT, MAXIE.
- SWELL.
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HERE'S YOUR GREAT-UNCLE
ELIOT GOOF,
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THE GREATEST CRIME BUSTER
OF THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY.
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WHO'S THIS?
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EVEN AS A CHILD, ELIOT GOOF
SAW HIMSELF AS A BLAZING
BEACON OF JUSTICE.
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[HORN HONKS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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UNFORTUNATELY,
EVERYONE ELSE
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SAW HIM AS A DIM BULB.
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YOU CAN CROSS NOW.
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HA HA! NO WAY.
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I WANNA LIVE TO BE 6.
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UH, KEEP MOVIN'.
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HEY, COPPER.
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WHAT'S SHAKIN'? HA HA!
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UH, NOTHIN'.
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- CHECK AGAIN, OFFICER.
- HA HA HA!
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[GASP]
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THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW
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AGAINST TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE YOU.
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[CRIES OUT]
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- [LAUGHING]
- [SHOUTING]
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[STRAINING]
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WHAT A GOOF.
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WAIT! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
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SOMEBODY, HELP!
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THOUGH HIS PRIDE
WAS BRUISED,
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ELIOT GOOF FELT
A RESPONSIBILITY
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TO PROMOTE SAFETY
AND JUSTICE
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THAT COULD SURVIVE
PUNCTURE WOUNDS
AND TOTAL HUMILIATION.
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UH, YEAH.
RIGHT, DAD.
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BE MORE RESPONSIBLE.
I GOT IT. SEE YA!
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- HOLD IT!
- WHOA!
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS THE GOOD STUFF.
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SWELL.
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CHICAGO, 1929--
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A CITY SWELTERS IN A PLAGUE
OF UNCHECKED CRIME.
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HUH?
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SADLY, OUR HERO ELIOT GOOF
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CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB
AS BINGO REFEREE.
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[BALLS CLATTERING]
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B-52.
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ELIOT GOOF REPORTING
FOR DUTY, SIR.
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UH, SORRY, GOOF.
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THE POSITION'S BEEN FILLED.
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BUT, HEY, MAYBE YOU
COULD GET SOME ICE
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FOR THIS LUKEWARM SODA.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
GOT A JOB AFTER ALL.
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THE ICEMAN COMETH!
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AH-HYUCK!
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[WHISPERING]
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DRIVE SAFELY!
AH-HYUCK!
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[ELIOT GOOF]
GAWRSH.
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PARDON ME. DID YOU SEE SOME
BANK ROBBERS DRIVE THROUGH HERE?
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NOPE, ALL I'VE SEEN IS
A COUPLE OF MASKED MEN
WITH PILES OF MONEYBAGS
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WANTING TO GET
OUT OF TOWN.
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WELL, THANKS ANYWAY.
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[NEIGH]
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THE WILLINGNESS TO SERVE
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WAS NEVER FAR
FROM GOOF'S HEART,
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BUT WAS ALWAYS WAY TOO FAR
FROM HIS BRAIN.
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MEANWHILE, THE CITY
WAS IN THE TIGHT GRIPS
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OF A POWERFUL ORGANIZED
CRIME RING LED BY FRANK NUTTI,
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WHO WAS ONCE LED
BY DEREK THE DWARF
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UNTIL HE WAS FILLED
WITH LEAD BY PEG DOLL,
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WHO IS NOW THE BRAINS
OF THE OPERATION.
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HA! I WILL NEVER TELL.
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[GENERATOR POWERS DOWN]
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- [LEVER CLACKS]
- SPILL THE COLA BEANS, FRENCHY.
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NO, NO, AND NO.
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I WANT THE RECIPE
TOUT DE SUITE.
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[GASPS] FIRST WE MEASURE
2 LITERS PHOSPHORIC ACID.
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BRING TO A BOIL
WITH SEVERAL POUNDS OF SUGAR.
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ADD POTASSIUM BENZOATE,
GLYCERIN-BAKED COCA LEAVES.
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CARBONATE TO ARTIFICIAL
PERFECTION. VOILA!
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C'EST CREME COLA
DE CALAMITE. MAGNIFIQUE!
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[SIGHS]
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MERCI, HENRI!
LET'S GO, DOLL.
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- OOH! THAT'S MY KIND O' WOMAN.
- COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
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STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION!
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THE NAME'S FRANK NUTTI.
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OCCUPATION... NICE GUY.
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FRANK NUTTI?
MEN, RETREAT!
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IN THIS TOWN, NOBODY STOOD
IN FRANK NUTTI'S WAY,
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LEAST OF ALL, THE POLICE.
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CITY HALL--
WHERE JUSTICE LIVES
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AS THE CHANCE BY-PRODUCT
OF POLITICS.
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EXTRA! EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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MOBSTERS GET AWAY WITH MURDER
AS MAYOR TWIDDLES THUMBS!
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HOW'S THE RE-ELECTION
CAMPAIGN GOING, MAYOR?
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HMM. CUTE KID.
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HERE. CATCH.
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- [CRIES OUT]
- [CRASHING]
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AH, THE MIRACLE OF YOUTH.
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I'LL NEVER BE RE-ELECTED
AT THIS RATE.
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- GIVE ME THE FBI.
- [PHONE RINGS]
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FBI.
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CHICAGO MAYOR BABA HERE.
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I NEED A MAN TO CLEAN UP
THIS TOWN.
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- IT'S FOR YOU.
- NO WAY, JOSE.
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- IT'S FOR YOU.
- UH-UH.
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- NO WAY, JOSE. YOU TOUCH IT.
- IT'S FOR YOU.
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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IT'S FOR YOU, FESTER.
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YEAH. FESTER HERE--
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WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!
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GODFREY!
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AHEM. AGENT FESTER NESS
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AT YOUR SERVICE, MR. MAYOR.
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OH, YOU BOYS
DON'T WASTE TIME.
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NO, SIR. WE WASTE MONEY.
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YOUR MISSION, SON,
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IS TO PUT FRANK NUTTI
BEHIND BARS.
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HA HA HA!
FRANK NUTTI?
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HA HA HA!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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HIS LATEST PERFIDIOUS DERRING-DO
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IS SELLING COUNTERFEIT
CALAMITY CREAM COLA.
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[GULP]
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F-FRANK N-NUTTI?
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- GRRRRRR!
- AAH!
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I SUGGEST YOU GET A PARTNER
OR GO UNDERCOVER.
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HE'S A TOUGH NUT
TO CRACK.
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GRRRRRR!
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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AAAAAGH!
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I LIKE THE BOY'S
ENTHUSIASM.
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[BEEPING]
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GODFREY DANIELS,
I'VE BEEN BUGGED.
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SO, THE MAYOR PUT THE FBI ON US.
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WE'LL JUST FIND SOMEONE
TO ICE THIS FESTER NESS.
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[COUGHING]
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THIS STUFF TASTES HORRIBLE!
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NO.
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NO!
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NOT THAT! NOT THAT!
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[BLOWS LANDING]
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EWW.
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[SNIFFING]
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GET! SCRAM, YOU!
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♪♪ [HUMMING TUNE]
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[YAPPING]
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HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA.
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WANT A PIECE OF ICE?
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[SNARLING]
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GAWRSH, A SODIE-POP FACTORY.
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TOPEKA! AH-HYUCK!
I'M IN BUSINESS.
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WHY, THEY'LL BE THRILLED
I DROPPED BY.
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OH! AAH! OH! AAH! OH!
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IT'S A RAID!
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- WHOOPSIE!
- SAY YOUR PRAYERS, G-MAN.
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- [GUNFIRE]
- [LAUGHING]
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GET SOME OF THIS!
[LAUGHING]
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NO! WAIT! DON'T
TOUCH THAT SWITCH!
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YOU MEAN THIS ONE?
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WHOA!
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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HE SURE PUT THE CRUNCH
ON THE KING PIN.
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WHOA!
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I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAY NOW.
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I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET.
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[GULP]
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WHO ARE YOU?
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UH, I'M THE ICEMAN.
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A PROFESSIONAL ICEMAN?
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HE'S NO AMATEUR.
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WHY, SURE.
I'LL ICE ANYBODY ANYTIME.
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WHAT'RE YA DOIN' HERE?
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THOUGHT I COULD DRUM UP
SOME BUSINESS.
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ICE, ICE, BABY...
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I'D LIKE YOU TAKE CARE
OF SOME FRIENDS OF MINE.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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THERE'S FINGERS GILLESPIE,
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TRICK KNEE TUCKER,
FACE CAST FREDDY--
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COOL IT, BABYCAKES!
WE NEED YOU
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TO ICE FBI MAN FESTER NESS.
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WILL THAT BE CUBED OR CRUSHED?
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CRUSHED.
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[GULP]
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I GOTTA HIDE!
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GREAT STORY, POP!
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WE'VE GOT A HIT MAN
IN THE FAMILY!
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I GOTTA TELL PEEJ.
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POP!
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HOLD YOUR HORSIES, MAX.
THE STORY GETS BETTER.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD
HUMPTY DUMPTY.
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♪♪ [HUMMING TUNE]
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- IT SAYS "PULL," ACE.
- WHOOPSIE. THANKS.
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♪♪ [WHISTLING]
241
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AAH! MY GUN! WHERE'S MY GUN?
242
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♪♪ [ELIOT WHISTLING]
243
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- [SCREAMS]
- WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
244
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,976
NOT THE KNEES!
ANYWHERE BUT THE KNEES!
245
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,018
O.K., I'LL JUST
DUMP IT OVER HERE.
246
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,273
[ICE CUBES CLATTERING]
247
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,694
Y-Y-YOU'RE DELIVERING ICE?
248
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,783
BUT YOU TRASHED
FRANK NUTTI'S FACTORY!
249
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,279
AND THEY DIDN'T KILL YA?
250
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,792
GUESS I'M WHAT YOU CALL
A PEOPLE PERSON. AH-HYUCK!
251
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,866
YOU KNOW, THE FBI COULD USE
252
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,293
A PEOPLE PERSON LIKE YOU.
253
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,295
GAWRSH.
254
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,876
"HOW TO BE
A FEDERAL AGENT.
255
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"AH, THE DIGNITY AND VALOR
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"OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU
INVESTIGATOR...
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"THE KEEPER OF JUSTICE
258
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IN A WORLD OF CRIME
AND IMPROPRIETY."
259
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I LOVE THIS STUFF.
260
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,984
CHAPTER ONE...HANDCUFFS.
261
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ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HANDCUFFS--
OR BRACELETS--
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ACCESSIBLE FOR QUICK
APPREHENSION OF THE CRIMINAL.
263
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,860
A QUICK FLIP OF THE WRIST
IS ALL THAT'S REQUIRED
264
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,244
TO LOCK THE HANDCUFFS
SECURELY.
265
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WHOA!
266
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OHHHHH...OH!
267
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,213
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE
YOU'VE PLACED THE KEY.
268
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WHOOPSIE.
269
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:59,505
CHAPTER TWO--
THE TEAR GAS GRENADE.
270
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BECAUSE THE TEAR GAS GRENADE
IS A LAST-RESORT SOLUTION
271
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TO EXTREME CASES
OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE,
272
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THE GRENADE PIN IS
VERY DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
273
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OOPS.
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WAH!
275
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HOO-HOO-HOO!
276
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BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
277
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CHAPTER THREE--
TARGET PRACTICE.
278
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MY OWN SIX-SHOOTER!
279
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COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
280
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OLLIE, OLLIE OXEN FREE!
281
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,551
THE FEDERAL AGENT HOLDING
HIS FIREARM AT THE READY
282
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MUST USE ALL HIS SENSES TO SPOT
THE MURDEROUS PERPETRATOR.
283
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,434
GAWRSH!
284
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WITH JUSTICE ON HIS SIDE,
285
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,439
THE FEDERAL AGENT HOLDS
HIS GROUND.
286
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,095
I DARE YOU TO TRY THAT AGAIN.
287
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:04,112
ONLY UNTIL HE'S TOTALLY
OUTMANNED DOES HE RUN
FOR SAFETY.
288
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,912
I SAID RUN!
289
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,499
CHAPTER FOUR--
WORKING UNDERCOVER.
290
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NOTHING GIVES AN AGENT
ADVANTAGE OVER HIS ADVERSARIES
291
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LIKE THE PERFECT DISGUISE.
292
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,256
BLENDING IN INCONSPICUOUSLY
AND TOTALLY UNNOTICED
293
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,927
MAKES THE UNDERCOVER AGENT
"INDEFEATABLE."
294
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,757
WHO THE HECK IS THAT?
295
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,644
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
296
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601
ALOHA.
297
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:41,022
GOOF, YOU'VE SUCCESSFULLY
COMPLETED YOUR FBI TRAINING.
298
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YOU ARE A FEDERAL AGENT.
299
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,533
AND THERE IS AN ASSIGNMENT
WAITIN' FOR YA.
300
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,239
OH, BOY! AN ASSIGNMENT!
301
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,780
THANK YOU, AGENT FESTER!
302
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,664
- THANK YOU!
- [KISSES]
303
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,581
YECCH! UGH! UHHH!
304
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,880
I THINK I PREFER
INGRATITUDE.
305
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,125
OH! WHAT A LOVELY
SOUVENIR, HUH?
306
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:06,298
YEAH. SINCE ICEMAN HERE
BUMPED OFF THE FED,
307
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,639
THERE'S NO ONE TO STAND
IN OUR WAY.
308
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,675
- FROM WHAT?
- FROM BLOWING UP
OUR COMPETITION--
309
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,470
THE CALAMITY COLA FACTORY!
310
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,564
BUT YOU HAVE
THEIR SECRET RECIPE.
WHAT WENT WRONG?
311
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,020
HERE. HAVE A TASTE.
312
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,530
[WHEEZE]
SMOOTH.
313
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:30,318
FIGURES.
THE ONLY IDIOT IN TOWN
WHO LIKES THE STUFF.
314
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,873
NOW I GOTTA RECONNOITER
WITH FESTER.
315
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,667
[RING]
316
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,013
WHAT'S THE RUMPUS?
317
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,548
HEY, BIG MUMU.
WE GOT A CASE 8x20
318
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,893
FRYIN' ON A LOW BIRD SONG
TO THE ZENITH.
319
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,728
OW!
[STRAINING]
320
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,095
WELL, I SHOULD'VE GUESSED.
321
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,192
FBI.
322
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,896
UNHHHH!
323
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,857
- [WHISPERING]
- HUH?
324
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,033
FESTER, MEET ME IN THE FREEZER!
325
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,068
WHAT IS IT?
326
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,784
WELL, I'LL BE.
327
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,834
THAT NICE LADY SAID
THERE WAS GONNA BE
328
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,368
A FREE PAIR OF CEMENT SHOES
HERE FOR THE BOTH OF US.
329
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,622
I DON'T SEE ANY SHOES.
330
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,628
[PEG CACKLES]
331
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,603
ELIOT GOOF HITS ROCK BOTTOM,
332
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,715
TAKING FESTER NESS WITH HIM.
333
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,772
- SHUT UP!
- SHUT UP!
334
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,936
WE'RE GONNA SWIM
WITH THE FISH STICKS.
335
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,435
I'D LIKE TO GO SWIMMIN', TOO,
336
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,307
BUT FIRST WE BETTER
STOP THEM GANGSTERS.
337
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,444
FROM BLOWING UP THE CALAMITY
CREAM COLA FACTORY.
338
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,321
[RUMBLING]
339
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,488
OH, NO! I'M NOT
READY TO GO!
340
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,488
I'M STILL YOUNG
341
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,580
AND RELATIVELY GOOD-LOOKING.
[SOBBING]
342
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,286
[ELIOT]
FESTER!
343
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,287
NO, NO, PLEASE!
I'LL DO ANYTHING!
344
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,001
FESTER, THAT'S NOT
JUDGMENT DAY.
345
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,922
IT'S OUR WAY OUT.
COME ON!
346
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,591
[ELIOT]
O.K., PULL...NOW!
347
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,091
AAAAAAAGH!
348
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,349
HMM, AN ICE DISPENSER.
349
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,019
WHAT A LUCKY BREAK!
350
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,017
YEAH!
351
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,689
[FRANK]
LET'S PUT DISTANCE BETWEEN US
352
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,019
AND THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
353
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,034
[GASPS]
FRANK! THEY GOT OUT!
354
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,317
STEP ON IT!
355
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,241
[HONK]
356
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,701
WHOA!
IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,
357
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,792
I'D SAY THEM PEOPLE
WAS TRYIN' TO KILL US.
358
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,867
- AAH!
- AAH!
359
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,588
THEY ARE TRYIN' TO KILL US!
360
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,966
RUN! WE HAVE TO WARN
THE CALAMITY COLA FACTORY!
361
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,835
GET 'EM!
362
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,479
COME ON, DOLL.
I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
363
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,234
[PANTING]
364
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,481
I THINK WE BEAT 'EM.
365
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,820
[ELIOT]
UH-OH!
366
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,662
THIRSTY, BOYS?
367
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:24,208
AAAGHGH! THEY GOT ME!
I'M A GONE GOOFER.
368
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:28,705
GOOF, GOOF!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
IT'S JUST CREAM COLA.
369
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,840
THEN THAT'S NOT MY HEART
TICKING LIKE A TIME BOMB?
370
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,588
NO, THAT'S A TIME BOMB
TICKING LIKE A TIME BOMB!
371
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,852
- [TICKING]
- HOPE YOU HAVE
A NICE TIME, KIDS.
372
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,005
HA HA HA HA!
373
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:45,734
GAWRSH! THIS LOOKS
LIKE A STANDARD FBI
CRISIS SITUATION.
374
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,767
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST, FESTER?
375
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,561
WELL, NOW, DON'T PANIC.
376
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,274
LET'S SEE.
377
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,234
CHAPTER FIVE,
"TIME BOMBS."
378
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,864
WHAT TO DO WHEN A TIME BOMB
379
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,162
TICKS CLOSER AND CLOSER
TO DETONATION--
380
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,367
PANIC, YOU IDIOTS!
381
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,621
- AAH!
- AAH!
382
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,631
[TICKING]
383
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,812
IT TAKES A LICKIN'
AND IT'S STILL TICKIN'.
NOW WHAT?
384
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,556
- RUN!
- HEY, WAIT!
385
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,887
THE FREEZER!
386
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,107
HURRY!
387
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,488
- [TICKING SLOWS]
- [ICE CREAKING]
388
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,448
YEAH! WE DID IT!
I THOUGHT WAS GONNA END UP
389
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,739
DECORATING THE WALLS.
390
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,369
THIS PLACE COULD USE A LITTLE
SPRUCIN' UP.
391
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,421
WE BETTER GET
THEM CRIMINALS FIRST.
392
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,455
- HOW?
- LEAVE IT TO
A PROFESSIONAL ICEMAN.
393
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,500
AH-HYUCK!
394
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,419
COME ON!
395
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,634
YEOW!
396
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:02,763
- AAIIIEEE!
- WHHHOOOAAHH!
397
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,602
- WHO-HO-HOAH!
- AAIIIIEEEE!
398
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,927
[FESTER]
WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS!
399
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,274
- WHOOAAHH!
- AAH!
400
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,441
THERE THEY ARE!
401
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,244
[TICKING]
402
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,698
- [DING]
- OH, NO! HIT THE DECK!
403
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,213
OH, IT'S A DUD.
404
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,588
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
405
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:40,338
BUT THEN AGAIN,
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO SPILL YOUR GUTS.
406
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,842
AH-HYUCK!
407
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,005
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAX?
408
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,183
[TEETH CHATTERING]
409
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,391
[CAT YOWLS]
410
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,147
[GOOFY]
GAWRSH!
411
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,817
WHOA! WAFFLES!
412
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,896
[YOWLS]
413
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:04,573
WELL, GAWRSH.
LOOKS LIKE I LEFT
THE FREEZER DOOR OPEN.
414
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:08,164
WELL, IT WASN'T VERY
RESPONSIBLE OF YOU, POP,
415
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,661
BUT AT LEAST NOW
WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF ICE.
416
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,211
♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪
417
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,571
YEAH!
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