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(instrumental "Joy to the World" playing)
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(gasps): Season's greetings, Wratherheads.
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As a special holiday treat,
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we present our versionof the classic poem,
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"'Twas the Night Before Christmas."
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(singing off-key): ♪ Joy to the world ♪
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♪ I love my tree ♪
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♪ But I forgot ♪
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♪ The star! ♪
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Anyway...
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'Twas the night before Christmas,
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so we decided to gather...
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For a holiday edition of
Would You Wrather?
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Today's question helps Santa,that jolly old giver.
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How would you wantyour presents delivered?
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Would a slingshot launchbe something you'd like?
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Or would you rather a sleighpulled by Ollie's dirt bike?
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Vote now.
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This beard smells like cheese.
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Stop it.
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-(chimes)
-All right. Looks like dirt bike wins.
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Ollie, go hook up your bike.
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Eat my dust, Dasher.
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Hold on. I think something's caught.
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-Ollie: Ready?
-(engine revs)
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-No!
-Ollie: Go?
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All: No!
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-Ollie: Here we go! Woah!
-(bike engine revs)
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-(clattering)
-(shattering)
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Found the star for my...
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(squeaks): beautiful tree!
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Felt good on my end. How'd it go in here?
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(ornament clatters)
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red? ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ No matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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You guys got lucky. It is Christmas Eve.
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But I called the tree lot
around the corner,
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and they have one left.
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So you're all gonna go pick it up
before they close at noon.
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-Got it?
-Got it.
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I will be back in a few hours.
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I have to finish some
last-minute shopping.
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Uh, Fred,
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I think you can take off
the Santa pants now.
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I could, but why would I?
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Guys, you don't think
Mom's shopping for our new,
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Supra Powerstation 4D
game console, do you?
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I hope not.
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The entire state of Minnesota
is sold out of them.
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It's the one thing we asked for.
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You children and your video games.
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(sighs)
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I went with a more sophisticated option.
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I asked for a brand-new
cashmere LeFranz hoodie.
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Well, then consider me "LeJealous."
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What if Cami's right?
What if it's sold out?
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Tomorrow morning,
we could all be unwrapping...
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socks.
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You take that back!
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You take that back right now!
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We gotta find where Mom
hid those presents.
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Everybody, spread out and search!
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As long as I wear
the trousers of Papa Noel,
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I'll take no part in this.
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I don't know why we keep an entire drawer
filled with soy sauce packets.
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I just know it makes me feel safe.
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No presents in here.
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But I did find an Easter egg
from last year.
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Hmm. Jelly bean?
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Uh, Ollie, those are gray and fuzzy.
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Plus, they have legs.
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So, no gifts in the attic,
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but I did find Mom's old
high school yearbook.
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Feathered bangs were not her friend.
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So my pants were a hit--
Like nine people honked at me.
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-Hey, I got your text.
-(chuckles): What text?
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This one.
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"Can't wait to exchange
Christmas gifts with you.
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I found the perfect present
to show you how much you mean to me."
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Followed by 22 smiley emojis.
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Oh. No, Fred. That was--
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The most thoughtful text
anyone's ever sent me?
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Yeah, it was. Tears.
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So I went all-out to get
a special gift for you, too.
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Boop!
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(sighs)
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I accidentally sent Fred a text
that was meant for Dixon.
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Now he's gotten me a special gift,
so I'll have to find him something.
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He "booped" me.
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You were right. These are not good.
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Wait!
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Nope. Even worse.
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The presents aren't in here.
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Guess we'll just have to wait
until she puts them under the tree.
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-(gasps)
-All: The tree!
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-We forgot to get it!
-It's almost noon.
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Well, there might still be time.
Let's go.
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Wait! We came to pick up a tree.
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Ah. We're closed.
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Oh, really? (scoffs)
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Perhaps this might change your mind.
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A soy sauce packet. You're kidding, right?
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Yes.
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You don't understand. Our mom called.
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-We're the Wrathers.
-Oh, the Wrathers!
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Still closed.
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Sir, I... I beg of you.
In the spirit of Christmas,
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look deep inside yourself
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and become the elf
the world needs you to be right now.
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Anyone else just get goosies?
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I did hold a tree for you.
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But then I sold it to someone who was here
before we closed.
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You can all go now. Bye!
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Uh, you just got yourself
a one-star online review, amigo.
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Oh, no! Not a one-star review.
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I guess I'll just have
to shut down until next year.
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Oh, wait. I was already doing that.
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That rattled him. Nice, Charlotte.
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All right, let's just see
what your supervisor has to say.
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(line ringing)
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(phone rings)
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Hello? This is Nick, the supervisor.
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I'll call back.
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All right. We found a replacement.
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-I think this could work.
-Mom's home!
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Okay, we'll be fine. We're good children.
She'll see that.
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Merry Christmas Eve!
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Is that what I think it is?
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Or something even better!
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Because we're good children, Mama,
and you can see that.
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Looks like someone's ready
for the big reveal.
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Ta-da!
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Is that a bush?
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A Christmas bush.
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Ooh.
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I ordered an eight-foot Douglas fir.
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Who wants one of those big,
flashy tall trees
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when you can have this stumpy little guy?
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-Is that a worm?
-A Christmas worm.
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Kids: Ooh!
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All right. What really happened?
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Well, I was on the street
getting compliments on my pants, and--
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Charlotte.
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We didn't get to the tree lot in time,
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because we were looking for our presents.
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We're not good children, Mama,
and you can see that. (gasps)
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(exhales sharply)
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So, looking for your presents
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was more important
than picking up my tree.
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See? She gets it.
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You all have become
so obsessed with your gifts
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that you have completely
lost sight of what's really important.
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So you know what?
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This year, the Wrathers are going to have
a gift-less Christmas.
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No presents for anyone.
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Hmm-hmm, that'll teach 'em!
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Oh. Yeah, I'm caught up now.
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I can't believe Mom
took away our presents.
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I know. Christmas with no gifts?
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That's like Fourth of July
with no fireworks,
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Halloween without candy.
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Fred-tober with no Fred.
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Stop trying to make that a thing.
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At least we still get
the five-dollar checks from Grandma.
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I get 20.
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-(whispers): Me, too.
-What's that?
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Guys, we're gonna fix this, okay?
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We just need to show Mom that we know
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there's more to Christmas
than just presents.
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Maybe if we decorate the bush,
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she'll see we've got the holiday spirit.
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Ooh, and Ollie and I
can make Christmas cookies.
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Okay. But if I see raisins,
I will lose it.
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There's more decorations
in the garage. Let's go.
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Don't worry, Charlotte.
Even if Cami's plan doesn't work,
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you and I can still exchange gifts.
Let's do it tonight.
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I can't think of a reason
why not to do that!
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Why can't I think of a reason?
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Aw, look!
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Ollie's first Christmas.
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Charlotte made this.
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-(crumbles)
-Oh.
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-Never saw it.
-Like they'd even remember. (scoffs)
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What's this?
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-It's our presents!
-What?
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Cami, our Supra Powerstation
may be in this pile.
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Wait!
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Mom's crazy-angry right now.
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If she sees we peeked at these,
we may never get presents again.
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But I really want to know
if it's in there.
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-So do I, but we can't.
-What if we had to?
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-I'm listening.
-Well, if we asked the Wratherheads,
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we would have to do whatever they pick.
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It's true. They are very wise people.
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But let's do it quick
before Mom gets out of her bath.
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Okay.
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Hey, Wratherheads. We need your help.
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If you had the chance, would you ratherpeek at your Christmas gifts...
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And risk getting in trouble,or wait to be surprised...
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And risk being disappointed. Vote now.
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Ooh. This one's a battle.
And the winner is...
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Peek at your gifts!
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They have spoken. The blue one.
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Okay. Be gentle. Just a peek.
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Absolutely. Got it.
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-Huh?
-Socks!
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You said it out loud and you cursed us!
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We should probably wrap this thing back up
and get out of here.
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Yeah.
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(gasps)
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-Twenty-third time's the charm.
-Yes!
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(laughs)
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These cookies are sure to show
Mom our Christmas spirit.
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Raisin-free, the only way to fly.
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Ollie!
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That batch is for Fred.
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I finally figured out his gift.
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You're the one who sent him
the wrong text.
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Why do I have to suffer?
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Along with this plate of cookies,
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I'm giving him a set of sharpened
number two pencils,
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and this gently used picture frame.
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It's the thought that counts.
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Is the thought that you hate him?
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It's all I could find last second.
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And I'm sure it'll be just as good as his.
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I'm back!
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Wow! (chuckles) That's a lot of ribbon.
255
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,082
I'm a collector.
256
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,172
-Fred, this is--
-Give him yours.
257
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,540
Ooh, is it here?
258
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,705
Yep, it's right over he--
259
00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,172
-(stomps)
-Aah!
260
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,875
(giggles): Fred, your gift
is in the garage.
261
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:44,789
Ollie, come help me get it.
262
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,830
This holiday is starting to annoy me.
263
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,917
Ollie, what am I gonna--
264
00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:55,127
What have you guys done?
265
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:58,918
We found the Supra Powerstation!
And have a lot of cleaning up to do.
266
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,961
I'll deny I ever did this.
267
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,831
But-- Whoo-hoo!
I'm the happiest boy in the world!
268
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,960
I'm goin' in!
269
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,000
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
And has anyone seen a red cashmere hoodie?
270
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,207
Come to Mother!
271
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,210
(sighs)
272
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,541
All: (screaming)
273
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,745
Why so jumpy?
274
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,714
Oh, we thought you were our mom.
275
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,462
Please. I make a way better scampi.
276
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,293
Why'd I come in here? Oh, yeah.
277
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,745
Jenna, they're in here!
Your mom's looking for you.
278
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,334
Fred, no! We can't let her see this!
279
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,287
Uh, quick! Toss everything
in the trunk.
280
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,915
(rustling)
281
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,713
-I thought you said they were in here.
-Gotcha!
282
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:50,132
-Fred-cember fools! (giggles)
-That's fun.
283
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:53,168
Well, when you see them, tell them
I'm picking up the ham for tomorrow.
284
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,290
I'll be back in an hour.
285
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,670
(engine turning over)
286
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,501
Mom just drove away with all our presents.
287
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,463
If she looks in the trunk
and sees they're unwrapped, we're dead.
288
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,247
But on the plus side, we're getting a ham.
289
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,075
This won't work. This won't work.
290
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:24,035
-(sighs)
-Charlotte, stop stressing.
291
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,995
If she found the gifts in the car,
we would have gotten a phone call by now.
292
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,543
You know Mom. When she's really upset,
she goes quiet.
293
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,705
I'm packing a suitcase.
294
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,002
Charlotte.
295
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:35,173
It's one ham.
She won't need to open the trunk for that.
296
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,630
Just stick to the plan.
When she gets home,
297
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,329
she'll see how Christmas-y
we made the place,
298
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,077
and everything is gonna be fine.
299
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,786
Your job is to just keep her busy
300
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,325
while Cami and I get the presents
and rewrap them.
301
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,327
(sighs)
302
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,884
Hey, while we wait, it could be
a good time to do our gift exchange.
303
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,209
It could be. It could be.
The thing is--
304
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,791
(gasps): Mom's back!
305
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,165
Uh, Mom's back. Shoot. Crazy bad timing.
306
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,075
I am furious!
307
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,246
It was Cami!
308
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,666
They forgot to put pineapple on my ham.
309
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,750
There's no pineapple? Christmas is ruined!
310
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,923
Well, all that matters
is that we're gonna be together.
311
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,670
Do you not have ears, woman?
There's no pineapple!
312
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,415
This place looks great.
313
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,880
You guys decorated the bush!
314
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,459
Yeah, when you were gone,
315
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:26,542
we realized we needed to focus
on the important parts of Christmas.
316
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,828
We're sorry for everything. Cookie?
317
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,083
Cocoa?
318
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:36,878
I wanted you guys to learn a lesson,
but I never thought it'd be this quick.
319
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,879
You know what? Maybe I overreacted.
320
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,379
I'm thinking there will be
presents here tomorrow.
321
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,168
-All: Yes!
-Thank you!
322
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,920
Ah, this is totally taking
my mind off what happened with the car.
323
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,380
What happened to the what?
324
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,878
It broke down on my way home.
325
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,709
I had it towed back to the shop
and drove back in a loaner.
326
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,922
(sighs): And since it's the holidays,
327
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,580
we won't get it back
until after New Year's.
328
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,287
Kids: No!
329
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,578
We're all still really hung up
on the pineapple.
330
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,922
Okay, this is where Mom's car should be.
331
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:12,959
Where's Ollie?
332
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,634
I'm Ollie, the tire genie.
333
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,669
Your wish is my command.
334
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,960
(laughing)
335
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:22,785
Ollie, this is serious.
336
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,173
Okay, I told Charlotte
to tell Mom we're our caroling.
337
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,540
But we don't have a lot of time,
so you've gotta get out of there.
338
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,668
Wish denied.
339
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,750
(laughs)
340
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,214
That's what a genie would say. (laughs)
341
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,541
Ollie!
342
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,375
(dings)
343
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,375
Look, we'll just explain the situation,
and they'll give us our gifts.
344
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,918
Who could say no to three cute kids
on Christmas Eve?
345
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,213
-Him.
-You!
346
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,540
Mom will be down any second.
Try and act cool.
347
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,785
So, be myself? Check.
348
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,375
Just stick to the story.
349
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,828
The others went out caroling
and will be back shortly.
350
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,287
(sighs): Hey, Mom.
351
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,825
Jenna, I am loving that sweater.
352
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,287
Oh, thanks. So, where is everyone?
353
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,575
-Caroling.
-Totally.
354
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,747
-Where?
-Caroling.
355
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,174
-What?
-I got nothin'.
356
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,420
We opened our gifts
and hid them in the car.
357
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,750
The others snuck out to the repair shop
to get them back.
358
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:28,174
-(gasps)
-(sighs)
359
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,630
Glad that weight's been lifted.
360
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:32,539
Now seriously, does that thing
come in a boys' medium?
361
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,625
Wow, you have a lot of jobs.
Good for you.
362
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,962
Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.
363
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,421
But selling Christmas trees
doesn't pay for my yacht.
364
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,791
I farted in your tires.
365
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,627
He's not with us.
366
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,833
Sir, we left our presents
in our mom's car,
367
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,457
which got towed here.
368
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:57,672
We just need 'em back.
369
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,710
Yeah, I'd love to help,
370
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,922
but I'm not allowed to let
anybody in after hours.
371
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,290
Which is right about now.
372
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,292
Door's that way.
373
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,748
You guys opened your gifts?
374
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,044
-You guys caved?
-You weren't there.
375
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,325
She grilled us like her overcooked scampi.
376
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,706
We're sorry, Mom.
377
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,792
We got so caught up in the gifts,
we ruined Christmas.
378
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,293
We don't even deserve presents this year.
379
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,665
Ollie: Speak for yourself!
380
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,380
I washed my armpits for an entire year.
381
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,328
No, you didn't.
382
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,037
Well, I thought about it.
383
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,880
We tried to get the gifts back,
but it didn't work.
384
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,750
Yay! More people.
385
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,881
Sir, I am so sorry for all the trouble.
386
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,789
If you'll just let us grab
the gifts out of my car,
387
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,325
we will be out of your way in a jiff.
388
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,127
(chuckles): Yeah.
If you saw the sign out front,
389
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,828
you'd know that... that we're closed.
390
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,247
Well, the thing is, I paid a lot of money
for those presents,
391
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,333
and I just don't really feel safe
leaving them in the car for a week.
392
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,207
So, I'm gonna need 'em back.
393
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,671
Oh, yeah, see, here's the thing.
I don't, I don't make the rules.
394
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,920
I just get annoyed by people
that don't follow them.
395
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,333
Bye!
396
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,834
(door closes)
397
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,417
Okay, people. Huddle up.
398
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,462
No. Mom, no. I am not going to
Judy's house tonight.
399
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,423
I don't care that she's my sister.
You always take her side.
400
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,127
Love you, too, Mommykins.
401
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,458
You're still here?
402
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,582
We're just waiting for my mom and sisters
to bring the loaner car around.
403
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,245
Uh, speaking of sisters,
sounds like you're having some trouble.
404
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,043
Sounds like you need to mind
your own business.
405
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,462
I'm just saying, I can relate.
406
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,712
I have sisters. We argue all the time.
407
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:41,082
Well, I got paperwork to do.
I don't want to hear--
408
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,286
-It was a full moon that night.
-Oh.
409
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,665
I had just settled in
for a late-night snack.
410
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,827
Uh, but my sister Cami had other ideas.
411
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,580
I never saw that hair clipper coming.
412
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,919
It eventually grew back,
but space camp was not fun that summer.
413
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,290
(scoffs): That's nothing.
414
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,205
One time my sister took me to school.
415
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,707
-That doesn't seem very bad.
-In a birdcage.
416
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
What do we do?
417
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,463
We can't just sneak out
with all these presents clanging around.
418
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,248
I got an idea.
419
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,463
Okay. Get Ollie to open the door.
420
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,787
Wow! Your sister sounds like
a real piece of work.
421
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,995
Oh. You have no idea.
422
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:25,083
One time, she took my prized autographed
baseball and threw it in the lake.
423
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,746
(mouthing)
424
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,919
Uh, not to brag, but I played
a little T-ball. May I?
425
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,785
(clatters)
426
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,959
-Oops!
-He's not with us, either.
427
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,710
Uh, oh, here. Let me help you with that.
428
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,962
Nick: Uh, you're not helping.
You're blocking.
429
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,041
-Nick, Cooper: (chattering)
-(mouthing)
430
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,880
(sighs): This game is making me hot.
I'm gonna open the door.
431
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,249
Cooper, Nick: (chattering)
432
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,963
Nick (muffled): Get under the desk.
Get under--
433
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,461
Coop (muffled): I know, that's what I did.
434
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,075
Launch me.
435
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,496
(whirring)
436
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,880
Coop (muffled): Ooh, what about that?
Come on. I got this. I got this.
437
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,579
Okay, you know what? I, I...
438
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,290
I got it!
439
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,497
You know, anyways,
I'm done talking about Judy.
440
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,915
We haven't even spoken in years.
441
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:18,379
Wow. That's a long time.
442
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,957
All right, Cooper. We can go now.
443
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,001
Oh, one second, Mom. Uh...
444
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:27,632
So if you don't go to your sister's,
where will you go for the holidays?
445
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,039
You're lookin' at it.
446
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:34,378
Look, all siblings fight...
but you gotta work it out.
447
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,788
I can't imagine not spending
Christmas with family.
448
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,745
Well, even if I did want to see Judy, I--
449
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,288
I don't know what I'd say.
450
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,955
Just start talking.
Sometimes that's all you need.
451
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:48,457
He's right. And it's Christmas.
You should be with your sister.
452
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,875
Um, how would I even get there?
The bus isn't running tonight.
453
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:55,539
(sighs): Maybe next year.
454
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:57,999
Uh, Mom.
455
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,961
Can we give Nick a ride
to his sister's house?
456
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,958
So he can spend Christmas with her?
457
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:06,001
-He could use a boost.
-I think that's a good idea.
458
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,213
Me too.
459
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,285
Well, you guys are full of surprises.
460
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,667
All right, Nick. Grab your stuff.
461
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,170
We're driving you to your sister's.
462
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,955
You'd do that for me?
463
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,705
Even though I wouldn't
let you get your presents out of the car?
464
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:21,922
Right.
465
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,745
-So where does she live?
-Wisconsin.
466
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,080
Yeah! Road trip!
467
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,750
Hurry up. We're playing the Supra
Powerstation in the den.
468
00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,174
Thanks again for giving us
our presents after all.
469
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,790
We spent four hours in the car last night
with a guy we barely knew
470
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,955
so he could spend the holiday
with his family.
471
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,495
I got good kids.
472
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,463
Now come watch me turn Ollie
into a zombie!
473
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,712
(laughing)
474
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,171
-Be right there.
-Ready?
475
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,380
One, two, three, swap.
476
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,131
Uh, a cashmere LeFranz hoodie?
477
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,955
-It's perfect!
-I know.
478
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,083
Fred coupons? (laughs nervously)
479
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,041
"Dance lesson with Fred."
480
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,380
"Racquetball lesson with Fred." And a...
481
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,707
a... a fashion makeover with... Fred.
482
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:32,666
There are 25 unique experiences
and they're all straight from the heart.
483
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:35,002
So, do you like it?
484
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:38,793
I love it. (chuckles)
485
00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:46,329
(lively chattering)
486
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,503
Oh, I can do this.
487
00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:51,497
Oh, so close.
488
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:01,285
Jenna: That's fun.
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