All language subtitles for Appartement a Vendre 2015 FR

Buying or selling an apartment

is actually quite easy.

Each has their own job, passion

or their own thing as we say.

I wouldn't say it's my passion.

It's just a job I enjoy doing...

a lot.

Each agent has their

own sales strategies.

Some first mention the location.

Central apartment near local amenities.

When dealing with

couples with children,

we point out the proximity

of a school, a nursery

or a neighborhood park.

If it's an elderly person,

we mention nearby shops.

If it's a single man, we

mention a gym, a club,

or a sex shop.

I'm joking.

In reality, I first analyze

the personâs profile.

I try to guess their needs,

their wishes and desires.

That's how I work.

The first step...

is to size up the person.

When I knew you were interested,

seeing that you were still quite young,

I thought it was best to focus on the

advantages of the actual apartment.

You both had a car, making

it easy to get around.

You clearly had no children,

so the nursery was irrelevant.

I mentioned how quiet and

peaceful the area was,

just to reassure you.

I told you about the car park

and the quiet neighbors.

I even think I scored

a point on that one.

Then, it was time for the viewing.

I have my own method

which sets me apart.

On opening the front door,

all the other doors must be closed.

This allows the future owners to

discover the apartment by themselves.

They have to be the first

ones to enter each room.

I follow...

always.

They look around the room and

I point out its advantages.

The eyes first, then the ears.

That's the only way it works.

I proceeded like a couple with you.

I started with the kitchen, then

the bathroom, the dining room,

and finally the bedrooms.

I was right in thinking

that its functionality interested

you more than its looks.

I saw your friend's face

gradually light up.

He smiled at the built-in wardrobe.

I was too hasty in thinking

you loved the place.

That's when he gave me a

sharp blow to the head.

As I hit the floor, I noticed

how soft the carpet was.

It was silly of me not to mention it.

I'd forgotten this important point.

I strived to get up,

but you sat on me.

Your friend quickly got rid

of my skirt and tights.

I tried to scream but I couldn't.

You pushed my face

into the soft carpet.

It was probably wool, I got

some fibers stuck in my teeth.

I screamed.

But the soundproofing was excellent.

Nobody could hear me.

I told you it was soundproof.

Now you know I wasn't lying.

My screams couldn't breach the walls.

What progress!

Fluffy carpet and thick walls.

Absolute tranquility.

As your friend raped me,

I screamed out loud.

Double glazing...

No-one would have heard me,

nor your groaning when you

came, one after the other.

21st-century modernism keeps

physical pleasure a secret,

away from others.

Of course, I received a few blows.

but I was lucky I wasn't killed.

Two punches to the stomach, and

an uppercut to knock me out.

The last punch split my lip.

After you had left,

I staggered to the bathroom where

I discovered the 3 kinds of jet.

Soft, tonic or massage.

You can set the ideal temperature

in just the push of a button.

No more fiddling with each tap

to get the right temperature.

I'd never mentioned

such things before.

My mistake.

I could have phoned the police.

There was a phone line...

there was one in each room.

Very useful.

But I didn't call them.

No, I just left, calmly,

slamming the reinforced

door behind me.

The door however was impenetrable.

I let some time pass by.

I told no-one.

It took me two years to find any

trace leading to my rapists

to find you.

On the day of the viewing, I

wrote down your number plate.

It took me two years.

Two years is a long time.

One changes quite a bit, physically.

That's why your friend

didn't recognize me.

He recklessly flirted with me.

I played dumb.

He didn't notice my disgust

when he took my hand,

nor that I wanted to vomit

when we rose our glasses.

We toasted to the future.

I was really toasting to gardening.

Have you seen the garden here?

Nice, isn't it?

No-one can see in from the outside.

You can walk around naked.

There's no-one to startle

you, or watching you.

The ground is soft and crumbly.

It muffles screams.

No-one heard your friend's screams

as the earth filled his lungs.

Humans make great compost.

Grass grows wonderfully.

I pointed that out and you smiled,

unaware you were treading

on your dead friend,

or what was left of him.

It was 6 months ago.

What did you say?

I can't hear you... understand you.

That's probably the

tape over your mouth.

Sorry.

It was harder for me to find you,

and to convince you

to view this house.

At one point, I thought

you'd recognized me,

but you hadn't.

I used all my charm and it worked.

You invited me out for dinner.

You aren't very original.

And now, here we are, in this

house full of cupboards.

What was it you said?

Yes, I remember.

You said you had nothing

to put in them.

But you do...

you.

Don't try to speak.

You'll waste energy and oxygen.

The cupboard you're in is quite small.

You shouldn't waste the only

oxygen you have right away.

Sorry I dirtied your coat

when I knocked you out.

I couldn't have known your

scalp would tear so easily.

You won't succeed in

breaking the doors open.

They have special hinges.

They're a lot stronger.

But I know nothing about hinges.

I taped around the doors

so no air can get in.

And there are anti-humidity

joints, so nothing can get in.

Humidity can be such a burden.

So I'll wait. I have plenty of time.

My next visit is at 6pm.

That's in 4 hours in another house.

By that time you'll be dead.

There's a water heater in

the basement for your body.

The brochure says that to

heat the house efficiently,

it can burn up to 200

lbs of waste per day,

any kind of waste.

That's 40 lbs more than you weigh.

It would take less than 2 hours.

What progress!

And it only leaves a

small heap of ash.

That's another good selling point.

What?

You sound like I did when you pushed

my face into that soft carpet.

Isn't that amusing?

I forgot to mention the

kitchen and the tiles.

My mistake. We still have time.

In a kitchen, the type of floor is

just as important as the amenities.

Tiles even give modern homes the

charm of good old kitchens,

where all the family would

have breakfast together.