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Okay, and this is from Eve.
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I had to guess on the size.
Is it too big?
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MIKE:
Not unless it's for Larabee.
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I'd love it, except...
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Marines don't wear flyboy gear.
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(no audio)
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-Ed, you're-you're muted again.
-Yeah. Yeah,
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no, yeah, you are. You got
to turn on the microphone icon.
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Neat trick.
Do that to Ryan.
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This has been so great,
you guys.
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Thanks for all the gifts.
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Is there anything that
you didn't get that you wanted?
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No. No.
I just...
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I wish we could all be together.
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Oh, honey,
we will be soon enough.
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As soon as the planet stops
trying to kill us. (chuckles)
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Technology can go kiss my ass.
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Hey, lookit there. Ed's back.
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(Chuck laughs)
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♪ ♪
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Tell your mom
I got to go by Ed's house.
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He, he can't figure out
how to turn the audio off.
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Can you imagine what we'd hear
out of that guy tonight, huh?
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Pretty funny, huh?
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I can't believe I'm bringing
a child into this world.
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Come on, come on.
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It's gonna be fine.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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-You're supposed to say that--
you're my dad.
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No, no. This is not
like the time I told you
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I loved your shrimp jambalaya.
(laughs)
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(muttering)
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It was delicious,
it really was good.
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It's just that every day
there's more bad news.
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It's scary out there.
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Well, leave it out there.
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You felt safe at
the little baby shower, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe you and Kyle
can come stay here for a while.
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Nothing can hurt you in here.
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Why is that?
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(exhales):
Well, because...
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"out there"
would have to come through me,
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and I don't see that happening.
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Do you?
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-No.
-Damn right, no.
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Well, look, if-if you're
serious about this,
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I'll talk to Kyle,
and we might take you up on it.
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I would do anything
to make you feel safe, okay?
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-Okay, then. Thank you.
-Yeah.
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That makes me feel a lot better.
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(Mike sighs)
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(Mandy sighs)
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What are you doing?
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Giving "out there"
my tough guy face.
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So it knows what
it's dealing with in here.
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-Mm.
-It won't come
through that window.
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So far, so good.
I think it's working.
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Oh, yeah.
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I am scaring the crap
out of "out there."
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If it does get in,
somehow gets in here,
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I'll just give it
some of that...
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-shrimp jambalaya.
-Hey.
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(door opens)
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Hey, Dad.
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Mom wants to know
the plan for dinner.
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Ooh. How about all of us sitting
in a leather booth
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-at Elway's Steakhouse.
-Ooh.
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Sounds nice, if we were allowed
to eat at restaurants right now.
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How about steaks at home?
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Sounds good.
Very little chance
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of seeing Elway there, though.
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This pandemic is endless.
When Kyle and I moved back in,
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it felt like it had been
going on forever,
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and now it feels like
we have forever to go.
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It's like time has stopped.
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Just like when we go
to the symphony.
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Which gives me an idea
for a vlog.
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Give me a couple minutes, okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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(Mandy groans)
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Hey. Mike Baxter
for Outdoor Man,
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where we supply you
for the primal battle
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of man versus nature.
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Now, let's face it, lately
nature's been cheating a bit.
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Airborne virus?
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That's against the rules!
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If you kill us
by windchill factor,
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avalanche, grizzly bear,
got no problem with you, nature.
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But invisible virus?
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As my buddy Chuck would say:
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"Not cool."
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I'm so confident
in America's ability to kick ass
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and quickly overcome adversity
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that I won't shave
until we get through this.
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Hey. Mike Baxter
for Outdoor Man.
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As this pandemic grinds on,
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I know you got what it takes
to overcome it: grit.
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You know, the good kind.
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Not the kind
when you bite into a...
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sandy clam.
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You know, I know we've been
through this pandemic for...
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months...
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Really?
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Uh, years?
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Decades?
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My wife is wishing
I hadn't vowed not to shave
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till this is over.
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You know what I think, people?
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I think I could play...
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(softly):
Santa Claus.
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Ah.
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Ha-ha! Clean-shaven Mike Baxter
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for Outdoor Man...
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(sighs)
with my four favorite words:
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Hallelujah, we did it!
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I'm gonna keep this short,
so you could hop on your horse
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and get on down here
for our "Nice Try, Nature" sale.
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Baxter out.
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(sighs)
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You ready, Dad?
Mom got us a table at Elway's.
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Ah, I love the sound of that.
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Grandpa!
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But I really love
the sound of that.
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Come on.
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Mom, I am not arguing with you--
I just think it's important
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to rotate out
Sarah's nap time blankets.
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Yeah, all I'm saying is that
when I was raising you girls,
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you each had a special blanket.
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Honey, remember yours? It was...
it was blue with little moons.
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You called it Moony.
(laughs)
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Do you remember
what happened to Moony?
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Uh, uh, you-you grew out of it?
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You left it
at the Pepperoni Grill.
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-I know. Okay...
-It broke my heart.
It's why I hate pepperoni.
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Girls. Girls.
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-Can I say something?
-Honey, kids are gonna lose
things all the time,
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and they get upset--
it's just, that's normal.
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Well, I'm teaching my daughter
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that she has lots
of blanket options,
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-so she doesn't emotionally
attach to one object.
-Okay, all right, hey...
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I will not have my daughter
growing up hating pepperoni.
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All right, all right.
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Unbelievable.
Did you hear that?
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Yeah. She's insane.
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She doesn't like pepperoni?
Wow.
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Once again, Mandy doesn't think
I have anything to offer her
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when it comes to being a mom.
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She act-- she acts like
nothing I did was right.
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Okay, once again, talk to her.
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Tell her what's bugging you.
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No, no.
Look, I love having them here,
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and I don't want there to seem
like I have a problem with it.
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So you're lying.
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Look, it is called "being nice."
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And if I say something
and they decide to leave,
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(sighs):
I would miss them like crazy.
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So me venting a few times a week
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-is a small price to pay.
-Yeah, it's not a small price
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since you're not the one
paying for it.
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-Do you want me to talk to her?
-No, absolutely not.
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Right. "Absolutely not"
code word for "do it"?
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No, Mike, do not.
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-I'm hearing "do it."
-No.
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I'm warning you.
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Do not say a word.
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I'm gonna have to talk to Mandy.
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-Mmm...
-Yeah, don't you love the way
the, the lavender syrup
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just laces
with the light and dark rum?
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-(chuckles)
-Yeah, it's-it's just magic.
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It's magic.
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What's that one flavor
I'm tasting?
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It's kind of like a...
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-like a penny.
-Yeah.
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That's turmeric.
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Ah...
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Oh, these new recipes
of yours, Ed.
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We got to be getting
near the end, right?
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No. Nowhere near the end.
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So glad to be sharing it
with my good friend Chuck.
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-(chuckles)
-So go ahead, now,
finish that up.
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My next concoction
will be a real doozy.
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-Oh. Okay.
-Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
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KRISTIN:
Hello? Chuck?
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-It's Kristin. Kristin!
-You don't have to go.
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Kristin!
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Hi. Uh, off to spend some time
with Evelyn.
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(quietly):
Take me with you?
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You don't even know
where we're going.
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I don't care, as long
as there's no fruity drinks.
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(chuckles)
You used to love
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having the occasional drink
with Ed after work.
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-A drink...
-Yeah.
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...used to be Scotch.
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Booze the way God
intended it to be.
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These are the kind of drinks
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tourists barf over the railing
of cruise ships.
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Come on, Chuck.
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Round two. Come on.
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(chuckles)
Two words:
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-See ya.
-Okay.
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God, what happened?
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Oh, it's a healthy snack
for Sarah that I came up with.
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Yeah. It tastes
like leafy pudding.
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(grunts)
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I'll take your word for it.
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I was just telling Mom earlier
that it's super important
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for Sarah to get her nutrients
in the first couple of years
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to build up her immune system.
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Wow. Nutrition for kids. Crazy.
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'Cause your mom used to just
feed you guys packing peanuts.
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Yeah. My mom used to feed us
candy bars and beans.
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And Popsicles, of course.
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For the fruit.
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Dad, childhood nutrition
is serious.
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Yeah. I think
your mom and I know
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a little about raising kids.
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We raised three of you.
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You know, and every now and then
it might be nice
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for you to admit that, "Hey,
you guys are being a great mom."
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Subtle.
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Look, I-I know that me and Mom
have been butting heads a lot.
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I'm really not trying
to be difficult.
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There's always friction
between the generations,
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how to raise kids.
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It's annoying,
but it's very normal.
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Yeah. My mom and grandma
used to fight
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over whether or not
I should go back to grade school
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or keep helping
my mom's boyfriend
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-with his exterminator business.
-(chuckles)
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I really hate how much
me and Mom have been...
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(imitates explosion)
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"Mom and I."
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Oh, Dad, I know.
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Everyone's
been fighting with her.
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Honey, listen.
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This is very common,
and on top of that,
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the pandemic had you guys cooped
up in this space for too long.
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Mm. Well, that's true-- I hadn't
thought about it like that.
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Yeah, believe me,
it made everybody tense.
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I mean, there's a lot of times
I'd tell your mom
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I was going to work, and,
literally, I was in the driveway
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watching soccer on my phone.
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Soccer?
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I love Mom.
I don't want to fight with her.
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Right. I-I think
all we're talking about
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is a little more consideration.
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Dad, you're right.
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Thanks. I know.
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Well, Kyle and I
should move out.
250
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,204
No. No, not that.
251
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,872
No. As-as long
as we're in Mom's house,
252
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,640
she's gonna want to give me
her opinions,
253
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,609
and I'm gonna wind up
snapping at her.
254
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,812
All I'm talking about
is being a little more honest
255
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:45,946
with each other.
256
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,215
Honest? How am I supposed
to explain to Mom
257
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,450
that too much Mom is a problem?
258
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,319
I have a little experience
in that area.
259
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,486
Would you like me
to talk to her for you?
260
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,088
No. Definitely not.
261
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,825
What I'm hearing is
"I want you to talk to her."
262
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,794
No, Dad, I love Mom too much
to hurt her feelings.
263
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,763
Moving out will be best
for everyone.
264
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,966
Just do not say anything
to her, okay?
265
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,971
(quietly): I think I need
to talk to Vanessa.
266
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,913
You're probably wondering
what I'm working on.
267
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,282
-Mm. A-Actually, I'm reading.
-(sighs)
268
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,752
I'd be happy to.
269
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:28,188
It's about a plan that
I'm thinking of implementing
270
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,190
-at Outdoor Man.
-Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,192
Mm-hmm. Listen,
I-I got to thinking,
272
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,528
why am I always telling people
what to do and how to do it?
273
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,966
Obviously, as the boss,
I have every right to do that.
274
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,970
But, by doing so,
am I hurting those that I love?
275
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,539
(exhales) I mean
hurting those that work for me.
276
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,175
Because,
when you think about it,
277
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,678
isn't letting the employees
figure it out on their own
278
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,381
the best way for them to be...
279
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,016
-the mother of their own ideas?
-(sighs)
280
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,485
What did you do?
281
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,487
-Mandy wants to move out.
-(sighs)
282
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,822
You talked to her?
283
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,723
She thinks
you're fighting all the time
284
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,226
-because she can't get away
from your constant...
-(sighs)
285
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,695
helpfulness.
286
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,664
Look, I-I do that out of love.
287
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,233
You don't need to convince me.
288
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,568
You're full of love.
289
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,207
I can't believe you talked
to her after I asked you not to.
290
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,509
Honey...
291
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,544
let's not look backwards.
292
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,679
Let's look forwards.
293
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,917
To the part where you say,
"I'm gonna try to be less...
294
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,251
helpful."
295
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,685
Look, I...
296
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,487
I hate
that she and I argue so much.
297
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,323
I really do.
298
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,557
Well, so does she.
299
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,359
As does the innocent victim.
300
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,395
Me. I hate it the most.
301
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,598
Mandy is a good mom.
302
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,000
And she,
303
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:51,238
she deserves the chance
to parent the way she wants.
304
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,573
And you are amazing.
305
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,242
-Well...
-Really amazing.
306
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,078
Listen, I'm gonna take
that information
307
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,081
and I'm gonna go tell Mandy
that you are going to back off
308
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,750
-a little bit, all right?
-No, I think
they should move out.
309
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,787
No.
(stammers)
310
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,257
That-That's not a good--
Nobody wants that.
311
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,225
What?
What are you talking about?
312
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,794
Look, every night you say,
"This entire situation
313
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,597
is a giant pain in my ass."
314
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,199
(chuckles softly)
Wow. First off,
315
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,268
-that's a terrible impression
of me.
-Well...
316
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,304
And, second off, it is a...
big pain in my ass.
317
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,073
Mm-hmm.
318
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,878
But I, uh... I told Mandy
that I was going to protect her.
319
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,114
And for you to do that,
she has to stay in here?
320
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,784
-Y-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, generally.
-Aw.
321
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,453
You know what?
322
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,456
You are a great dad,
Mike Baxter.
323
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,059
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
324
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,428
Okay, listen,
325
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,730
if-if you really want them
to stay,
326
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:55,468
then I will tell Mandy
that I will try to be less...
327
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,637
-Helpful.
-...helpful.
328
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,140
But you-- This is b-- this...
329
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,910
No, no, no, no. (mutters)
330
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,345
(sighs)
331
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,515
I like
the sensitive Mike Baxter.
332
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,650
(sighs)
333
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,953
He... he gives me the creeps.
334
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,955
(laughs)
335
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:21,028
You know, the Blue Hawaii
was invented at a hotel
336
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,663
in Waikiki in 1957.
337
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,332
-1957?
-Yeah.
338
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,300
-Not to be confused
with the Blue Hawaiian.
-Mm.
339
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,702
(mutters)
So I made both.
340
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,004
Ah.
341
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,840
No.
342
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,942
What?
343
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,444
I can't do this anymore, Ed.
I'm done.
344
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,347
Wait a minute. Wait, y-you're
not happy with our happy hour?
345
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,115
I was at first, but...
346
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,184
this has gone on too long.
347
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,454
I hate blender drinks.
348
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,956
I'm getting zits, Ed.
349
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,023
Zits.
350
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,026
I haven't had zits
since high school!
351
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,528
Sounds like-like
you really hate it.
352
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,965
I passed hate
a long time ago, Ed.
353
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,732
I'm in hell.
354
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,834
Ah.
355
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,635
Good.
356
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,637
Then we're even.
357
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:05,838
Wait, we're...
358
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,540
We're even? For what?
359
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,977
Mm-hmm. For making me stand
in my front yard
360
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,813
waving to an endless line
of cars.
361
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,749
This is because
of the quarantine caravan
362
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,751
I organized for your birthday?
363
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,487
Mm-hmm.
For Bonnie's birthday
364
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,921
and Mother's Day
365
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,223
and Arbor Day.
366
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,225
Arbor Day, for God's sake?
367
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,894
Look, you-you-you love trees.
368
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,231
Yes, I do. What I don't love
is traffic in front of my house.
369
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,267
And signs and well-wishing
and... (mutters)
370
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,069
But, um...
371
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,239
during the quarantine,
I read that elderly people
372
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,242
were getting lonely,
all cooped up in their houses.
373
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,678
I live in an 8,500-square-foot
Mediterranean
374
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,180
with a man-made lake.
375
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,749
-You think I feel cooped up?
-Huh.
376
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,186
-Now that you mention it, no.
-Mm-hmm.
377
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,623
But if you didn't like it,
why didn't you tell me?
378
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,957
The same reason
you couldn't tell me
379
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,592
you didn't like the drinks.
380
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,528
(chuckles) The reason why
I couldn't tell you, Ed,
381
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,396
is because you're my boss.
382
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,398
And when my boss
offers me a gift,
383
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,367
I can't tell him I hate it.
384
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,601
Your boss?
385
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,803
We're friends, Chuck.
386
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,541
That's why I'm so comfortable
busting your bongos.
387
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,309
Okay.
388
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,944
Thanks.
389
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,779
And?
390
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,815
And if...
391
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,484
there's another pandemic...
392
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,985
Oh, God forbid.
393
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,287
...God forbid,
394
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,723
I won't organize
another drive-by waving party.
395
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,792
That's what I wanted
to hear, huh?
396
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,228
And I'll never make you ingest
another one of these.
397
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,663
Hey, I'll drink to that.
398
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,964
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're-they're awful.
399
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,167
I'll pour us a real drink,
a Scotch.
400
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,302
And do me a favor--
would you dump those out
401
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,337
in that plant
where you dumped the others?
402
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,638
Would you do that?
403
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,609
Mm, I can't do that, Ed.
The plant died.
404
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,311
It was a suicide.
405
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,080
Ah.
406
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,016
I'll look.
407
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,653
Nope. No monsters under there.
408
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,155
But what if they come later?
409
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,324
-They won't.
-But what if they do?
410
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,259
Um, if they do,
411
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,927
I will scare them away
like this...
412
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,129
(giggles):
Okay.
413
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,830
(Mandy chuckles)
414
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,699
♪ Night night, baby ♪
415
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,034
♪ The sun has set ♪
416
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,670
♪ Sleep right, angel ♪
417
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,672
♪ Don't you fret ♪
418
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,141
♪ Listen to this song ♪
419
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,343
♪ No need to sing along... ♪
420
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,685
I heard you singing
the "Night Night" song to Sarah.
421
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,622
Yeah. Baxter fam tradition.
422
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,224
Bet it brought back
some memories.
423
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,858
Oh, it sure did.
424
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,361
How much I hate that song.
425
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,731
All 12 damn verses of it.
426
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,200
Well, personally,
I always preferred your version.
427
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,536
BOTH:
* Night night,turn out the light ♪
428
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,838
♪ Now get the hell to bed. ♪
429
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,040
Yep.
430
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,075
Seven seconds.
Perfect song.
431
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,210
(chuckles)
432
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,045
Sarah's a little young
for that one.
433
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,548
We're still in
the checking-for-monsters phase.
434
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,883
I like that stage.
435
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,885
When a kid really believes
436
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,321
that you can protect them
from monsters.
437
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,889
Definitely.
438
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,226
It's hard giving up that feeling
that you're a superhero.
439
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,163
Yeah, but...
440
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,731
you know you're always gonna be
my superhero, right?
441
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,900
You don't need one.
(sniffs)
442
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,069
Well, monsters
don't scare me anymore, okay?
443
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,238
And I'm not letting 'em get
to my kid.
444
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,241
I learned that
from an old superhero I know.
445
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,544
-That's very sweet of you.
-Mm.
446
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,446
"Old"?
447
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,782
Wise?
448
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,086
You okay moving back home?
449
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,288
(inhales)
450
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,122
Yes, I am.
451
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,292
Are you okay with it?
452
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,762
I really liked having you here.
453
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,199
It's been great.
454
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,203
Thanks for scaring away
the monsters, Dad.
455
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,937
Mm.
456
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,808
Dad?
457
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,213
♪ Night night,turn out the light ♪
458
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,381
♪ Now get the hell to bed. ♪
459
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,558
(laughing)
460
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,293
I am so happy we're having
these Sunday dinners again.
461
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,629
Yeah. I can't believe
I used to bail out of these
462
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,399
to go watch a football game
in the living room. (sighs)
463
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,768
Which reminds me, I have
a phone call in the living room
464
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,803
-in ten minutes.
-(Chuck laughs)
465
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,005
Hey. Thanks for having me over,
Baxters.
466
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,507
And, uh, remember,
467
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,443
-we got ten dollars
on that call.
-Yep.
468
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,412
-See you, Kris, Ryan.
-Bye!
-Bye!
469
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,147
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
You're supposed to be holding on
470
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,815
to that for Sarah. You're
not supposed to be wearing it.
471
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,150
Well...
(sighs)
472
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,785
I'm breaking it in for her.
(chuckles)
473
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,689
And, uh, don't tell any Marines
I've been wearing this.
474
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,125
-It's just so cozy.
-VANESSA: Yeah.
475
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,128
-Bye.
-Bye, Chuck. See you later.
476
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,931
Okay, the girls are asleep.
477
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,268
-And so was Kyle.
-Yeah.
478
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,102
There's just something
about that big red dog
479
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,505
that knocks me out.
480
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,840
All right.
I got to go teach Bible study.
481
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,041
Anybody want to go?
482
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,345
(singsongy):
Leviticus.
483
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,613
No?
484
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,282
All right, next week it is.
485
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,517
Well, I am gonna go check
on my grandbabies.
486
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,552
And, don't worry,
I'm not gonna wake them up.
487
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,022
No, you won't,
because we are going with you.
488
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,545
It's so weird
that they call this football.
489
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,213
I mean, soccer is football.
490
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,482
You know, they should call this
"throwing ball."
491
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,085
Oh, or-or "throwing
and running ball."
492
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,423
One thing I loved
about the pandemic,
493
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,190
if you didn't want to talk
to somebody,
494
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,328
you would just say
the Wi-Fi is getting wonky.
495
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,331
Did you actually do that?
496
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,333
(chuckling)
497
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,099
What?
498
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,868
Didn't quite hear you.
499
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,770
I said,
did you actually do that?
500
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,172
No, you're breaking up.
Somehow, your-your signal--
501
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,874
You know what I'm gonna do?
502
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,543
Um, if you can hear me,
503
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,712
what I'm gonna do
is reset my router!
504
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,914
It's-it's in here!
It's in the--
505
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,584
I'll be in the den!
506
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,920
Ah.
507
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Soccer.
508
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,190
The real fútbol.
509
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Captioning sponsored by20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION
510
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and TOYOTA.
511
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(chicken clucks)
512
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,897
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