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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,094 --> 00:00:04,618 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:20,460 Thanks. 3 00:00:22,671 --> 00:00:25,671 Oh, there wasn't any sugar. 4 00:00:32,405 --> 00:00:33,725 Legs or arms? 5 00:00:42,327 --> 00:00:45,647 - Arms. - Argh! 6 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:57,458 This has been a really shit morning. 7 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:51,477 Black... Mm, two sugars, mugs above the NutriBullet. 8 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,306 It's the end of the world! 9 00:02:53,368 --> 00:02:56,085 Bra on the door handle, rules are rules. 10 00:02:56,187 --> 00:02:58,423 Zombie apocalypse. 11 00:02:58,425 --> 00:03:00,945 It's actually happening. 12 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:04,302 Cat, we are busy here. 13 00:03:06,327 --> 00:03:07,659 Hold that thought. 14 00:03:09,265 --> 00:03:12,375 What is up with you? 15 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:15,818 They're saying it's writing, but it's not, Jo. It's zombies. 16 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:19,583 I'm sorting it! 17 00:03:19,797 --> 00:03:23,083 - Oh, my God. - I know. And he can dance. 18 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,908 Just give us a sec, OK? 19 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:28,436 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 20 00:03:28,644 --> 00:03:31,583 - Oh, my god! - Are you OK? 21 00:03:33,035 --> 00:03:35,560 - He's a zombie! - Oh, my God! 22 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:39,223 Get off my sister! 23 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:47,662 - Oh, why is it always the hot ones? - A zombie... 24 00:03:48,265 --> 00:03:49,525 Rumour one. 25 00:03:51,996 --> 00:03:54,748 Oh! Don't worry, they can't work door knobs. 26 00:03:57,095 --> 00:03:59,628 Where's the car? Where's the car? 27 00:03:59,691 --> 00:04:02,364 - Wait! Wait, wait, wait. - What are you doing? 28 00:04:02,419 --> 00:04:03,710 Seeing if he can use stairs. 29 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,293 Of course he can use stairs, he's a Pilates instructor! 30 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,265 He has AMAZING core strength! 31 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,583 Oh. 32 00:04:16,135 --> 00:04:17,783 - Argh! - No, no, no, just wait! 33 00:04:17,785 --> 00:04:20,583 For what? 34 00:04:20,897 --> 00:04:23,585 God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 35 00:04:24,405 --> 00:04:26,759 That. OK! 36 00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:30,583 Jo! Jo, we've gotta go! 37 00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:34,583 - Oh, how is he not dead? - He is! That's how they work! 38 00:04:34,585 --> 00:04:37,583 This way, this way, come on, come on, come on, come on! 39 00:04:37,585 --> 00:04:38,585 Argh! 40 00:04:42,132 --> 00:04:44,189 'Panic on the streets of Birmingham last night 41 00:04:44,191 --> 00:04:46,583 'as authorities have struggled to deal with a range of incidents.' 42 00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:49,398 'Hospitals have reported people being admitted with bite wounds.' 43 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,983 'The word "zombie" has been trending on social media sites.' 44 00:04:51,985 --> 00:04:53,833 'Police advice is to stay inside, 45 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,872 'and keep your doors and windows shut.' 46 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:59,713 'The train to London Houston has been delayed. 47 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,583 'Please wait for further information.' 48 00:05:01,585 --> 00:05:03,585 Great, we haven't missed it. 49 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,585 Ah... 50 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,033 You gonna throw up? 51 00:05:11,835 --> 00:05:13,157 Health is wealth, man. 52 00:05:13,159 --> 00:05:14,731 You got that written on your sports bra? 53 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:16,508 You shouldn't have had the jaeger bombs! 54 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:17,697 Not with your BMI. 55 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:19,731 It was a stag do, I thought those were the rules. 56 00:05:19,764 --> 00:05:21,762 A man knows his limits. 57 00:05:21,835 --> 00:05:23,833 A man doesn't have slimline tonic. 58 00:05:23,835 --> 00:05:26,175 He does if he wants a defined six-pack. 59 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:28,047 You're right. There's nothing more masculine 60 00:05:28,049 --> 00:05:30,833 than counting calories to look good in a swimsuit (!) 61 00:05:31,053 --> 00:05:32,395 Laugh it up, yeah? 62 00:05:32,467 --> 00:05:35,787 But I drank like a hero, and didn't throw up on Gav's brother. 63 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:39,919 - I threw up on Gav's brother? - You threw up on a lot of people. 64 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:42,480 'Due to unforeseen circumstances, 65 00:05:42,534 --> 00:05:44,833 'trains from Birmingham New Street Station are cancel...' 66 00:05:46,411 --> 00:05:50,353 - Oh, get me out of this town! - There's a guard over there. 67 00:05:50,846 --> 00:05:51,802 Come, bruv. 68 00:06:01,234 --> 00:06:03,771 'Scuse me? 'Scuse me? 69 00:06:03,835 --> 00:06:05,602 Eurgh, Jesus! 70 00:06:05,695 --> 00:06:07,694 Whoa, mate! Chill! 71 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,160 They move like Walking Dead zombies, not 28 Days Later zombies. 72 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:33,919 It can't be a zombie apocalypse because that's not an actual thing! 73 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:36,235 Then why don't you explain that to the guy over there... 74 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:38,338 ..eating his own arm? 75 00:06:38,436 --> 00:06:41,634 Oh, my God. 76 00:06:42,248 --> 00:06:43,570 OK, OK. 77 00:06:43,624 --> 00:06:45,894 How did Jude get infected, anyway? Did somebody bite him? 78 00:06:45,987 --> 00:06:48,353 - What? No! - Sneeze on his eyeballs? 79 00:06:48,412 --> 00:06:50,244 Did anything... weird happening last night? 80 00:06:50,272 --> 00:06:51,021 I'm not sure. 81 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,915 Your boundaries of weird are a lot further out than mine. 82 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:56,596 - He did get in a fight. - Wha... what happened? 83 00:06:57,064 --> 00:07:00,326 This guy from work was of his face. All hands, you know what it's like. 84 00:07:01,966 --> 00:07:02,833 Maybe you don't. 85 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,920 But Jude stepped in and he was a real gentleman. 86 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:08,239 Until just now, when he tried to bite my face off. 87 00:07:08,342 --> 00:07:09,898 - And? - And he punched him! 88 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:13,079 - End of story. - That makes no sense. 89 00:07:13,548 --> 00:07:15,002 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 90 00:07:15,064 --> 00:07:16,582 - Where are we going? - Rob's boat. 91 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:18,637 - No bites or anything? - No. 92 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:22,117 Wait, what? Rob? MY... Rob? 93 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:23,915 Can he be your Rob if you dumped him? 94 00:07:23,999 --> 00:07:28,160 Anyway, it's about his boat. Zombies can't swim. 95 00:07:29,218 --> 00:07:31,898 Famously underutilised anti-zombie measure. 96 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,635 I mean, Walking Dead would have been over in one series 97 00:07:33,671 --> 00:07:36,965 if Rick Grimes had used his brain and gone to the Everglades. 98 00:07:39,256 --> 00:07:44,502 OK, well, my Guild mate has got a house in London on Eel Pie Island. 99 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:48,709 And islands are surrounded by water. 100 00:07:49,358 --> 00:07:52,782 And this canal goes all the way from here to London. 101 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:56,193 You're welcome! 102 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:59,654 That is the most stupid thing I have EVER heard. 103 00:07:59,694 --> 00:08:03,575 The world's just changed, Jo. And so have the rules. 104 00:08:03,647 --> 00:08:06,911 Look, this is gonna be tough for you... 105 00:08:07,023 --> 00:08:09,864 because you've not seen a single George A Romero film. 106 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,526 But you're my sister... 107 00:08:12,615 --> 00:08:13,793 and I've got you. 108 00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:17,835 Fucking great (!) 109 00:08:35,936 --> 00:08:37,936 No signal. We're trapped. 110 00:08:38,444 --> 00:08:41,229 - We've got water. - And hand soap. Hurray (!) 111 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:44,700 - We'll be clean when he attacks us. - Violence is a plea for help. 112 00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:47,947 A plea for help is a plea for help. That guy's on a psychotic break. 113 00:08:48,035 --> 00:08:50,912 So, let's make him happy by empowering his core needs. 114 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:51,975 Give me your ticket! 115 00:08:52,881 --> 00:08:54,844 Amar, he just tried to bite us. 116 00:08:54,891 --> 00:08:56,734 I don't think his problem is going to be solved 117 00:08:56,795 --> 00:08:58,793 by your inspirational quote book. 118 00:08:59,259 --> 00:09:00,835 Argh! 119 00:09:01,969 --> 00:09:04,432 - You were on the 15:17. - What? 120 00:09:04,538 --> 00:09:06,753 When we came up here, you said you were on the 16:17, 121 00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:08,833 but your ticket was for the 15:17! 122 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:10,255 This isn't the time. 123 00:09:11,164 --> 00:09:12,242 Why would you lie about that? 124 00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:14,834 Shh! I think he's gone. 125 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:29,033 What the hell is going on? 126 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,873 Oh... They look like... 127 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:34,269 ..zombies. 128 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,833 Oh, at last, a rational explanation (!) 129 00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:38,615 - Give me or phone. - What? 130 00:09:38,671 --> 00:09:40,669 Mine was in the bag. We need to post this. 131 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,710 That's like a billion likes, right there. 132 00:09:45,866 --> 00:09:48,226 Oh... Oh! 133 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,821 Oh! 134 00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:53,480 Stop throwing my stuff! 135 00:09:56,491 --> 00:09:58,243 You know Rob's not back from Afghanistan, right? 136 00:09:58,311 --> 00:10:00,193 So this is EVEN more pointless. 137 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:03,599 - Yes, he is, it was on Facebook. - What? When? 138 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,361 - Last month. Thought you knew. - Wasn't on MY news feed. 139 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,253 - Well, maybe he unfriended you. - We're still friends. 140 00:10:09,311 --> 00:10:11,631 Friends with benefits, if he's around and I'm bored. 141 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,487 Well, not now he's seeing Julie Johnson, presumably. 142 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:17,518 What? No way! 143 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:18,567 When he moves on, it's not gonna be 144 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:20,569 with that two-faced cow, Julie Johnson. 145 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:26,833 Julie! Hi, so good to see you. 146 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,833 Shit! 147 00:10:29,319 --> 00:10:30,679 Argh! 148 00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:40,223 Oh, fuck. 149 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:41,606 Bog! 150 00:10:46,561 --> 00:10:47,761 Argh! 151 00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:51,288 You can't stab her! 152 00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:53,779 She's dead already! And I've killed zombies before. 153 00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:56,824 On Xbox! Just because you can press the down button, doesn't mean... 154 00:10:56,885 --> 00:11:00,033 - I know what I'm doing. - Call Of Duty isn't real life! 155 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,111 - It's a skill set. - It's a game! 156 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:03,833 It's an esport! 157 00:11:03,922 --> 00:11:07,416 That felt REALLY weird! 158 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:10,778 - It didn't even go in! - I felt it scrape! 159 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,987 Oh, God, look at all the blood. 160 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,543 Argh! 161 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,629 Oh, God, I think I hit a bone, I think I hit a bone! 162 00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:21,788 I've got some on me! 163 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:25,016 - You need to go deeper. - It is a bread knife! 164 00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:26,833 Do it. 165 00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:31,107 Ugh! Argh! 166 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:35,009 - Try this! - OK, OK... 167 00:11:35,191 --> 00:11:37,388 Ugh! Oh, I'm so sorry. 168 00:11:37,451 --> 00:11:39,486 Don't apologise, you've got to mean it! 169 00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:40,915 Think of all her bitchy comments. 170 00:11:40,985 --> 00:11:43,891 Argh! 171 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:47,176 - My hand's tingly... - Oh, come ON! 172 00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:49,453 - You do it. - No, no, no, you're doing great. 173 00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:52,352 She's the one who told Mark Jackson you farted in spin class. 174 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:56,388 Argh! 175 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:59,921 She posted that photo that made you look like you've got a lazy eye! 176 00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:02,624 Argh! 177 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,677 She's been shagging Rob since April! 178 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:07,731 - We only broke up in March! - I know! 179 00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:18,358 I hate you, Julie Jackson! 180 00:12:30,202 --> 00:12:33,602 - I killed her. - Hey... She was dead already. 181 00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:35,426 And a cow. 182 00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:37,294 But they move like Walking Dead zombies, 183 00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:39,695 head wound should've killed her. 184 00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:43,997 They are NOT Walking Dead zombies! They are real zombies! 185 00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:45,525 This isn't a game. 186 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:49,883 This is real life, with real death, and real policemen, 187 00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:52,710 who I'm gonna talk to right now. 188 00:12:52,796 --> 00:12:55,794 Jo, don't go, we shouldn't split up! 189 00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:59,615 - What's that, another zombie rule? - It's in every horror film ever made. 190 00:12:59,718 --> 00:13:02,252 Don't go into the woods, don't go down to the cellar, 191 00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:03,798 don't split up! 192 00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:05,556 But do escape the zombie apocalypse 193 00:13:05,623 --> 00:13:07,444 by sailing the slowest boat in the world 194 00:13:07,515 --> 00:13:09,220 on a canal out of Birmingham? 195 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:12,736 Well, everything sounds stupid out of context! Jo! 196 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,959 Jo! 197 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:16,720 Jo! 198 00:13:31,225 --> 00:13:33,870 Must be a virus or something. Rabies... 199 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:36,084 First, you lie to me about your ticket... 200 00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,356 We need to get out of Birmingham. 201 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,075 ..then you spend ten minutes in an Uber, 202 00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:40,833 telling me how much you hate the new me! 203 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:43,223 - We need a car. - Are you even listening? 204 00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:45,712 - What? - Course not. 205 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,182 Why would you listen to a gym bunny with drawn-on hair? 206 00:13:48,256 --> 00:13:50,492 - What? - That's what you called me in the Uber! 207 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:53,020 I was drunk, I was probably joking. 208 00:13:53,762 --> 00:13:55,460 Not about the hair, obviously. 209 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:57,658 Look, I get it, man. 210 00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:00,179 I look different with the abs and the skin clarity, 211 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,599 but it's still me in here, your oldest friend. 212 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,725 Are you wearing foundation? 213 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,974 Yes, because I've improved myself, Sunny, and you could, too, 214 00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:10,458 IF you ever got of your sofa. 215 00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,244 This is gonna sound strange, Amar, 216 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:15,013 but I don't aspire to be The Rock's Indian twin. 217 00:14:15,044 --> 00:14:17,246 I don't want to spend my money on protein shakes. 218 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,140 I don't need to exfoliate morning and night. 219 00:14:19,218 --> 00:14:20,853 I just wanna get home and shut the door! 220 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:22,725 Oh, oh! 221 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,259 Oh! 222 00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,697 Oh, oh, go, go! 223 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,530 - OK, maybe they are zombies! - You think? 224 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,334 Oh, thank God. 225 00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:07,243 Hello? 226 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,140 Hello? 227 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,495 Argh! 228 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,757 Ah... 229 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,853 Argh! I hate it when she's right. 230 00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:03,234 - No dial tone, shit! - Internet's working. I'll email them. 231 00:16:03,281 --> 00:16:05,458 I don't think we've got time for the police to check their inbox. 232 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,138 - Got a better idea? - Currently? No. 233 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,498 - "Birmingham in lockdown"? - Click on that. 234 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,739 - I have to sign up to a monthly call plan. - Do it! 235 00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:18,458 - I'm pay-as-you-go! - Focus on the situation. 236 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,356 OK, erm... Give me your card. 237 00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:26,674 Well, I'm a bit over this month. I had a spa day, OK? 238 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,631 You still owe me 50 quid and you went to a spa? 239 00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:30,542 Focus on the situation. 240 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:38,186 - Hurry up! - I'm a slow typer! 241 00:16:39,342 --> 00:16:41,862 Oh, man! Start again. 242 00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,319 Back off! You're stressing me out! 243 00:16:51,892 --> 00:16:53,644 OK... 244 00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:57,718 We've got the £9.99, SIM only, unlimited texts, 2GB of data. 245 00:16:57,765 --> 00:17:01,718 £19.99, which does boast 40 gig, and 5,000 minutes. 246 00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:04,589 - I don't care. - I'm just trying to save you money! 247 00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:07,458 OK, we're in. It says... 248 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,332 We've won a holiday! 249 00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:11,690 Get out, get out! 250 00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,373 Oh, fuck off! 251 00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:40,654 Shut up. 252 00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:46,458 Come with me, if you want to live. 253 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,867 - I knew you'd come! - Oh! 254 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:50,458 Later. Zombies. 255 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,986 - You dropped this. - Wait... 256 00:17:58,006 --> 00:18:00,189 - OK. - Wait! 257 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,338 It's the end of the world. We're dressed for a sleepover. 258 00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:09,204 You're right. We need something... 259 00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:11,319 ..appropriate. 260 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,380 You look... a bit bondage. 261 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,044 The end of the world has a dress code. 262 00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:35,578 - Coat looks a bit... flappy. - You know, it's not bad at all. 263 00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:38,275 - Waterproof, and quilt-lined. - Oh, right. 264 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,325 You? 265 00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:42,564 Yeah, it... chafes a bit round the groin, but... 266 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,458 Yeah, I think it'll wear in. 267 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,143 Oh! 268 00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:50,250 One hour into the apocalypse, and you have a stalker. 269 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:53,310 - I barely know him! - And you slept with him anyway. 270 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,211 Well, he's a zombie, you can't judge his behaviour when he's dead. 271 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:57,670 Argh! J... 272 00:18:57,725 --> 00:19:01,024 - Who the hell are they? - Nothing to do with me! 273 00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:03,090 Untie her! 274 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,820 Why is it always MY fault? 275 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,270 - Turn it on! - It takes a while to warm the diesel. 276 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,652 You learned how to work a narrow boat 277 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,741 just in case there was a zombie apocalypse? 278 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,298 - Yes. - That's pretty niche! 279 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,458 Least I was prepared. What did you do? 280 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,140 Oh! 281 00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:29,264 Netball. 282 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:48,163 Well, the important thing is that... we ARE faster. 283 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,350 Marginally faster. 284 00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:55,442 - OK, you were right. - Was I? 285 00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:56,538 For once. 286 00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:59,592 I would rather be on a boat. 287 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,320 Yeah, Rick Grimes is an idiot. 288 00:20:03,132 --> 00:20:04,541 I wonder if Rob's OK. 289 00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:06,546 Wherever he is, he's doing better than his girlfriend. 290 00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:08,802 His rebound! And thanks for the reminder. 291 00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:10,708 Dead body in the galley's a reminder. 292 00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,486 Shall we get rid of it? 293 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,350 And maybe get a coffee? 294 00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:23,217 It's not wearing in. 295 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,669 Argh! 296 00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:42,055 They've dumped the body now. We are so screwed. 297 00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:44,418 - We could take them. - They're wearing leather! 298 00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:45,643 Who d'you know that wears leather? 299 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,400 The Hells Angels and perverts! 300 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:50,888 It's time to front up, Sonny. It's time to be men. Real men. 301 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,208 Is that why you keep dragging me into toilets? 302 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,392 - We could take this ship! - It's a terrible idea. 303 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,346 You think everything's a terrible idea! 304 00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,378 It's time to take control of your life, Sunny. 305 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,210 Get OFF the sofa. 306 00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:05,329 OK... You're right. 307 00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,208 I'm sorry I lied about the train ticket. 308 00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:09,378 - I couldn't face the stag do. - What? 309 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,426 I just wanted some peace and quiet. 310 00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:14,210 - And how's that working out for you? - I've had more relaxed weekends. 311 00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:18,557 We go in ten, nine, eight... 312 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:21,942 - I'm sorry about the hair thing, too. - ..seven, six... 313 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:24,011 I've got a pen, if you need a touch-up. 314 00:21:24,112 --> 00:21:25,208 ..five... 315 00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:29,568 This has been a really shit morning. 316 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,209 Where's my boat? 317 00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:51,862 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 23415

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