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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Thanks.
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Oh, there wasn't any sugar.
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Legs or arms?
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- Arms.
- Argh!
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This has been a really shit morning.
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Black... Mm, two sugars,
mugs above the NutriBullet.
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It's the end of the world!
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Bra on the door handle,
rules are rules.
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Zombie apocalypse.
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It's actually happening.
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Cat, we are busy here.
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Hold that thought.
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What is up with you?
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They're saying it's writing,
but it's not, Jo. It's zombies.
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I'm sorting it!
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- Oh, my God.
- I know. And he can dance.
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Just give us a sec, OK?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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- Oh, my god!
- Are you OK?
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- He's a zombie!
- Oh, my God!
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Get off my sister!
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- Oh, why is it always the hot ones?
- A zombie...
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Rumour one.
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Oh! Don't worry,
they can't work door knobs.
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Where's the car? Where's the car?
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- Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
- What are you doing?
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Seeing if he can use stairs.
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Of course he can use stairs,
he's a Pilates instructor!
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He has AMAZING core strength!
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Oh.
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- Argh!
- No, no, no, just wait!
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For what?
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God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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That. OK!
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Jo! Jo, we've gotta go!
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- Oh, how is he not dead?
- He is! That's how they work!
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This way, this way, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Argh!
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'Panic on the streets
of Birmingham last night
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'as authorities have struggled
to deal with a range of incidents.'
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'Hospitals have reported people
being admitted with bite wounds.'
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'The word "zombie" has been trending
on social media sites.'
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'Police advice is to stay inside,
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'and keep your doors
and windows shut.'
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'The train
to London Houston has been delayed.
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'Please wait
for further information.'
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Great, we haven't missed it.
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Ah...
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You gonna throw up?
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Health is wealth, man.
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You got that written
on your sports bra?
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You shouldn't have had
the jaeger bombs!
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Not with your BMI.
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It was a stag do,
I thought those were the rules.
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A man knows his limits.
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A man doesn't have slimline tonic.
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He does if he wants
a defined six-pack.
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You're right.
There's nothing more masculine
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than counting calories to look
good in a swimsuit (!)
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Laugh it up, yeah?
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But I drank like a hero, and
didn't throw up on Gav's brother.
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- I threw up on Gav's brother?
- You threw up on a lot of people.
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'Due to unforeseen circumstances,
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'trains from Birmingham
New Street Station are cancel...'
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- Oh, get me out of this town!
- There's a guard over there.
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Come, bruv.
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'Scuse me? 'Scuse me?
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Eurgh, Jesus!
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Whoa, mate! Chill!
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They move like Walking Dead zombies,
not 28 Days Later zombies.
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It can't be a zombie apocalypse
because that's not an actual thing!
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Then why don't you explain that
to the guy over there...
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..eating his own arm?
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Oh, my God.
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OK, OK.
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How did Jude get infected, anyway?
Did somebody bite him?
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- What? No!
- Sneeze on his eyeballs?
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Did anything...
weird happening last night?
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I'm not sure.
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Your boundaries of weird
are a lot further out than mine.
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- He did get in a fight.
- Wha... what happened?
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This guy from work was of his face.
All hands, you know what it's like.
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Maybe you don't.
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But Jude stepped in
and he was a real gentleman.
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Until just now,
when he tried to bite my face off.
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- And?
- And he punched him!
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- End of story.
- That makes no sense.
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- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.
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- Where are we going?
- Rob's boat.
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- No bites or anything?
- No.
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Wait, what? Rob? MY... Rob?
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Can he be your Rob
if you dumped him?
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Anyway, it's about his boat.
Zombies can't swim.
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Famously underutilised
anti-zombie measure.
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I mean, Walking Dead
would have been over in one series
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if Rick Grimes had used his brain
and gone to the Everglades.
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OK, well, my Guild mate has got
a house in London on Eel Pie Island.
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And islands are surrounded by water.
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And this canal goes all the way
from here to London.
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You're welcome!
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That is the most stupid thing
I have EVER heard.
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The world's just changed, Jo.
And so have the rules.
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Look, this is gonna
be tough for you...
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because you've not seen
a single George A Romero film.
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But you're my sister...
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and I've got you.
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Fucking great (!)
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No signal. We're trapped.
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- We've got water.
- And hand soap. Hurray (!)
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- We'll be clean when he attacks us.
- Violence is a plea for help.
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A plea for help is a plea for help.
That guy's on a psychotic break.
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So, let's make him happy
by empowering his core needs.
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Give me your ticket!
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Amar, he just tried to bite us.
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I don't think his problem
is going to be solved
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by your inspirational quote book.
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Argh!
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- You were on the 15:17.
- What?
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When we came up here,
you said you were on the 16:17,
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but your ticket was for the 15:17!
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This isn't the time.
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Why would
you lie about that?
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Shh! I think he's gone.
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What the hell is going on?
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Oh... They look like...
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..zombies.
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Oh, at last,
a rational explanation (!)
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- Give me or phone.
- What?
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Mine was in the bag.
We need to post this.
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That's like a billion likes,
right there.
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Oh... Oh!
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Oh!
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Stop throwing my stuff!
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You know Rob's not back
from Afghanistan, right?
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So this is EVEN more pointless.
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- Yes, he is, it was on Facebook.
- What? When?
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- Last month. Thought you knew.
- Wasn't on MY news feed.
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- Well, maybe he unfriended you.
- We're still friends.
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Friends with benefits,
if he's around and I'm bored.
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Well, not now he's seeing
Julie Johnson, presumably.
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What? No way!
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When he moves on,
it's not gonna be
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with that two-faced cow,
Julie Johnson.
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Julie! Hi, so good to see you.
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Shit!
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Argh!
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Oh, fuck.
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Bog!
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Argh!
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You can't stab her!
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She's dead already!
And I've killed zombies before.
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On Xbox! Just because you can press
the down button, doesn't mean...
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- I know what I'm doing.
- Call Of Duty isn't real life!
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- It's a skill set.
- It's a game!
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It's an esport!
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That felt REALLY weird!
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- It didn't even go in!
- I felt it scrape!
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Oh, God, look at all the blood.
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Argh!
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Oh, God, I think I hit a bone,
I think I hit a bone!
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I've got some on me!
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- You need to go deeper.
- It is a bread knife!
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Do it.
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Ugh! Argh!
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- Try this!
- OK, OK...
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Ugh! Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Don't apologise,
you've got to mean it!
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Think of all her bitchy comments.
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Argh!
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- My hand's tingly...
- Oh, come ON!
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- You do it.
- No, no, no, you're doing great.
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She's the one who told Mark Jackson
you farted in spin class.
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Argh!
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She posted that photo that made you
look like you've got a lazy eye!
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Argh!
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She's been shagging Rob since April!
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- We only broke up in March!
- I know!
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I hate you, Julie Jackson!
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- I killed her.
- Hey... She was dead already.
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And a cow.
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But they move
like Walking Dead zombies,
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head wound should've killed her.
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They are NOT Walking Dead zombies!
They are real zombies!
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This isn't a game.
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This is real life, with real death,
and real policemen,
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who I'm gonna talk to right now.
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Jo, don't go,
we shouldn't split up!
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- What's that, another zombie rule?
- It's in every horror film ever made.
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Don't go into the woods,
don't go down to the cellar,
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don't split up!
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But do escape the zombie apocalypse
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by sailing
the slowest boat in the world
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on a canal out of Birmingham?
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Well, everything sounds stupid
out of context! Jo!
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Jo!
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Jo!
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Must be a virus or something.
Rabies...
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First, you lie to me
about your ticket...
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We need to get out of Birmingham.
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..then you spend ten minutes
in an Uber,
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telling me how much
you hate the new me!
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- We need a car.
- Are you even listening?
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- What?
- Course not.
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Why would you listen to a gym bunny
with drawn-on hair?
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- What?
- That's what you called me in the Uber!
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I was drunk, I was probably joking.
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Not about the hair, obviously.
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Look, I get it, man.
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I look different with
the abs and the skin clarity,
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but it's still me in here,
your oldest friend.
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Are you wearing foundation?
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Yes, because I've improved myself,
Sunny, and you could, too,
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IF you ever got of your sofa.
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This is gonna sound strange, Amar,
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but I don't aspire to be
The Rock's Indian twin.
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I don't want to spend my money
on protein shakes.
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I don't need to exfoliate
morning and night.
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I just wanna get home
and shut the door!
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Oh, oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, go, go!
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- OK, maybe they are zombies!
- You think?
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Oh, thank God.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Argh!
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Ah...
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Argh! I hate it when she's right.
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- No dial tone, shit!
- Internet's working. I'll email them.
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I don't think we've got time for
the police to check their inbox.
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- Got a better idea?
- Currently? No.
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- "Birmingham in lockdown"?
- Click on that.
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- I have to sign up to a monthly call plan.
- Do it!
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- I'm pay-as-you-go!
- Focus on the situation.
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OK, erm... Give me your card.
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Well, I'm a bit over this month.
I had a spa day, OK?
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You still owe me 50 quid
and you went to a spa?
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Focus on the situation.
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- Hurry up!
- I'm a slow typer!
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Oh, man! Start again.
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Back off! You're stressing me out!
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OK...
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We've got the £9.99, SIM only,
unlimited texts, 2GB of data.
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£19.99, which does boast 40 gig,
and 5,000 minutes.
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- I don't care.
- I'm just trying to save you money!
247
00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:07,458
OK, we're in. It says...
248
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,332
We've won a holiday!
249
00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:11,690
Get out, get out!
250
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,373
Oh, fuck off!
251
00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:40,654
Shut up.
252
00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:46,458
Come with me, if you want to live.
253
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,867
- I knew you'd come!
- Oh!
254
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:50,458
Later. Zombies.
255
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,986
- You dropped this.
- Wait...
256
00:17:58,006 --> 00:18:00,189
- OK.
- Wait!
257
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,338
It's the end of the world.
We're dressed for a sleepover.
258
00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:09,204
You're right.
We need something...
259
00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:11,319
..appropriate.
260
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,380
You look... a bit bondage.
261
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,044
The end of the world
has a dress code.
262
00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:35,578
- Coat looks a bit... flappy.
- You know, it's not bad at all.
263
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:38,275
- Waterproof, and quilt-lined.
- Oh, right.
264
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,325
You?
265
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:42,564
Yeah, it...
chafes a bit round the groin, but...
266
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,458
Yeah, I think it'll wear in.
267
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,143
Oh!
268
00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:50,250
One hour into the apocalypse,
and you have a stalker.
269
00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:53,310
- I barely know him!
- And you slept with him anyway.
270
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,211
Well, he's a zombie, you can't
judge his behaviour when he's dead.
271
00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:57,670
Argh! J...
272
00:18:57,725 --> 00:19:01,024
- Who the hell are they?
- Nothing to do with me!
273
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:03,090
Untie her!
274
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,820
Why is it always MY fault?
275
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,270
- Turn it on!
- It takes a while to warm the diesel.
276
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,652
You learned
how to work a narrow boat
277
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,741
just in case there was
a zombie apocalypse?
278
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,298
- Yes.
- That's pretty niche!
279
00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,458
Least I was prepared.
What did you do?
280
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,140
Oh!
281
00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:29,264
Netball.
282
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:48,163
Well, the important thing is that...
we ARE faster.
283
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,350
Marginally faster.
284
00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:55,442
- OK, you were right.
- Was I?
285
00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:56,538
For once.
286
00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:59,592
I would rather be on a boat.
287
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,320
Yeah, Rick Grimes is an idiot.
288
00:20:03,132 --> 00:20:04,541
I wonder if Rob's OK.
289
00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:06,546
Wherever he is, he's doing better
than his girlfriend.
290
00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:08,802
His rebound!
And thanks for the reminder.
291
00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:10,708
Dead body in the galley's
a reminder.
292
00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,486
Shall we get rid of it?
293
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,350
And maybe get a coffee?
294
00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:23,217
It's not wearing in.
295
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,669
Argh!
296
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:42,055
They've dumped the body now.
We are so screwed.
297
00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:44,418
- We could take them.
- They're wearing leather!
298
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:45,643
Who d'you know that wears leather?
299
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,400
The Hells Angels
and perverts!
300
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:50,888
It's time to front up, Sonny.
It's time to be men. Real men.
301
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,208
Is that why you keep dragging me
into toilets?
302
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,392
- We could take this ship!
- It's a terrible idea.
303
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,346
You think
everything's a terrible idea!
304
00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,378
It's time to take control
of your life, Sunny.
305
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,210
Get OFF the sofa.
306
00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:05,329
OK... You're right.
307
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,208
I'm sorry
I lied about the train ticket.
308
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:09,378
- I couldn't face the stag do.
- What?
309
00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,426
I just wanted
some peace and quiet.
310
00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:14,210
- And how's that working out for you?
- I've had more relaxed weekends.
311
00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:18,557
We go in ten, nine, eight...
312
00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:21,942
- I'm sorry about the hair thing, too.
- ..seven, six...
313
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:24,011
I've got a pen,
if you need a touch-up.
314
00:21:24,112 --> 00:21:25,208
..five...
315
00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:29,568
This has been a really shit morning.
316
00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,209
Where's my boat?
317
00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:51,862
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