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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:06,921 Thanks for another great date. 2 00:00:06,989 --> 00:00:11,961 Here's to many, many, many, many, many, many more. 3 00:00:12,155 --> 00:00:13,366 To us. 4 00:00:13,664 --> 00:00:15,733 To us! 5 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,804 Oh. Mmm. Are you gonna eat those shrimps? 6 00:00:20,492 --> 00:00:22,312 Ugh, I friggin' love shrimp. 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,891 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm. 8 00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:28,921 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,390 Who keeps pooping in the hallway? 10 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,275 Ding-dong. 11 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:47,078 I have a delivery here for Ms. Mary Louise Bennigan. 12 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:49,828 That's me. I'm Ms. Mary Louise Bennigan. 13 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:50,984 And your name is? 14 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,886 Just kidding. I know you're name. 15 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:55,721 Wow. These are beautiful. 16 00:00:55,788 --> 00:00:58,456 You must've gotten these from a really fancy supermarket. 17 00:00:58,524 --> 00:00:59,659 Ah, I went to a florist. 18 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,601 Oh, I can't take these. 19 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:03,710 - They're yours. - Ah, I feel like I can't. 20 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,265 Yes! 21 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,735 Well, I came by to see 22 00:01:08,801 --> 00:01:10,648 if you would like to go out again tonight. 23 00:01:10,711 --> 00:01:12,014 I'd love to. 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,548 Let me check and see if Chelsea's free. 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,484 Uh, actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. 26 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:17,918 I know Chelsea's your friend... 27 00:01:17,985 --> 00:01:19,320 - Best friend. - Right. 28 00:01:19,386 --> 00:01:21,222 But she's been on most of our dates so far. 29 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,679 - Just four. - Out of five. 30 00:01:22,773 --> 00:01:24,925 And I was wondering if tonight... 31 00:01:25,539 --> 00:01:27,092 it could just be the two of us. 32 00:01:27,132 --> 00:01:29,568 I'd love that, but I don't think Chelsea 33 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:30,888 has anything else lined up. 34 00:01:30,955 --> 00:01:32,437 And she just got kicked off Tinder 35 00:01:32,462 --> 00:01:35,187 for having all three private areas as her profile picture. 36 00:01:36,058 --> 00:01:37,148 Wow. 37 00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:40,898 Uh, well, I'm sure she'll be fine. 38 00:01:40,965 --> 00:01:43,945 - She is an adult. - She prefers advanced teen. 39 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:46,036 This is gonna be rough. 40 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,205 Oh, this happens every year. 41 00:01:48,271 --> 00:01:50,407 That was the third rogue poop this week. 42 00:01:50,474 --> 00:01:51,776 Actually, fourth. 43 00:01:51,843 --> 00:01:54,045 Mr. Spinnoli stepped in a hot human turd. 44 00:01:54,111 --> 00:01:56,085 That's why he stopped wearing Tevas. 45 00:01:57,007 --> 00:01:58,783 It's got to be Bradley G. 46 00:01:58,849 --> 00:02:01,985 He and his friends pooped all over the school last year. 47 00:02:02,052 --> 00:02:03,218 I've got a plan. 48 00:02:03,421 --> 00:02:05,589 We'll monitor all the boys in school, 49 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:07,158 listen in on their conversations, 50 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:09,227 search their desks, watch their online activity, 51 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:10,761 do whatever it takes. 52 00:02:10,828 --> 00:02:13,230 Isn't that kind of an invasion of their privacy? 53 00:02:13,297 --> 00:02:15,767 Students' rights don't mean diddly 54 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,135 when there's a poop terrorist. 55 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:21,343 And remember, when it comes to Georgia O'Keeffe... 56 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:23,968 It's never just a flower. 57 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,828 Excellent. Great job, guys. 58 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:29,765 Oh. 59 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,949 No, Caroline, don't! 60 00:02:36,421 --> 00:02:39,023 What? It was a cockroach. 61 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,691 Murderer. 62 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:45,882 Security checkpoint, boys. 63 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,695 Why didn't you stop those girls? 64 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,425 Because the girls weren't brought up 65 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,078 in a culture that glorifies poop. 66 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,537 Now empty your pockets. 67 00:02:53,328 --> 00:02:54,571 So you know what you're looking for? 68 00:02:54,638 --> 00:02:56,106 Anything having to do with poop, 69 00:02:56,173 --> 00:02:58,876 - number two, dookie, doo-doo. - You got it. 70 00:02:58,944 --> 00:03:00,545 But butter, Lincoln logs, 71 00:03:00,612 --> 00:03:02,273 chocolate thunder, human Tootsie Rolls. 72 00:03:02,298 --> 00:03:03,499 Yeah, I said you got it. 73 00:03:03,524 --> 00:03:05,093 What's in the lunch box, Terrence? 74 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,328 My lunch. 75 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,536 Really? 76 00:03:07,751 --> 00:03:10,821 Shredded Wheat? 77 00:03:10,888 --> 00:03:13,124 Pretty high-fiber snack here, Terrence. 78 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:16,093 You planning on using this at both ends today? 79 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,266 I have got to get ass implants. 80 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,634 Hey, there, Chelse-a-roo. 81 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:27,109 How's it hanging, girlfriend? 82 00:03:27,882 --> 00:03:29,250 Why are you acting strange? 83 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:31,243 Did you and Hot Dad do butt stuff? 84 00:03:31,317 --> 00:03:33,796 Ugh, I told you you'd feel weird the next day. 85 00:03:33,821 --> 00:03:36,257 What? No. I never... I never. 86 00:03:36,914 --> 00:03:40,718 Uh, but I did talk to him this morning, and tonight... 87 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,250 He's joining us to watch "Teen Mom Where Are They Now: Regular Moms"? 88 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:45,445 - Oh, I forgot it's Tuesday. - That's perfect. 89 00:03:45,523 --> 00:03:46,656 Afterwards, you and Hot Dad 90 00:03:46,681 --> 00:03:48,093 can help us assemble my new bookshelf. 91 00:03:48,118 --> 00:03:50,171 And then I'm gonna buy books for it so I look smart. 92 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:52,830 I really want to start picking up tech-industry guys. 93 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:54,231 He and I already made plans 94 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:56,117 to go to the Great American Pasta Company. 95 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,834 Okay, we can do that instead. 96 00:03:57,902 --> 00:04:01,106 Actually, I was thinking it could just be the two of us. 97 00:04:01,765 --> 00:04:04,042 It's just now that we're dating, 98 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:06,042 we need to spend some time together alone 99 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:08,390 to see what our relationship is like with... 100 00:04:09,359 --> 00:04:10,548 without you. 101 00:04:10,615 --> 00:04:11,976 So you're bailing on me? 102 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:15,719 Whatever. I'll just spend the night by myself. 103 00:04:15,786 --> 00:04:17,387 Everyone needs a little bit of alone time... 104 00:04:17,455 --> 00:04:19,724 like Kim Kardashian after she got robbed in Paris. 105 00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:49,154 Chelsea? 106 00:04:50,179 --> 00:04:51,589 Oh, my God. 107 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:53,078 Mary Louise? 108 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,125 Is that you? 109 00:04:54,150 --> 00:04:56,203 Ugh, I don't have my contacts in. 110 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:57,796 What are you doing here? 111 00:04:57,861 --> 00:04:59,125 We're on our date. 112 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,265 What a coincidence. 113 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:02,499 Armen and I are here on a date, too. 114 00:05:02,565 --> 00:05:04,768 It's his favorite restaurant. 115 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,734 You guys have a good night. 116 00:05:11,015 --> 00:05:14,779 Uh, just so you know, my break is only 15 minutes. 117 00:05:14,846 --> 00:05:16,953 Okay, Dane Cook. 118 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:21,781 I am not leaving here tonight without a hot stock tip from you. 119 00:05:22,486 --> 00:05:24,304 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 120 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:25,864 Yes, you do. 121 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:28,458 Don't think I don't know that you golf with the mayor. 122 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:31,749 Hey, blue Volvo. 123 00:05:32,863 --> 00:05:34,867 I'm so sorry. I got to get back to work. 124 00:05:34,892 --> 00:05:35,993 Oh. 125 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,351 Okay. Okay. 126 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:55,250 - Chelsea? - Hmm? 127 00:05:56,328 --> 00:05:57,887 Would you like to join us? 128 00:05:57,955 --> 00:05:59,570 Oh, I don't want to impose. 129 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,132 Okay, fine. 130 00:06:04,218 --> 00:06:08,062 Oh, I cannot get enough of these shrimp. 131 00:06:08,087 --> 00:06:10,256 Oh! Mmm. 132 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:13,233 Mmm. 133 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:16,073 Ooh, baby. That's a cheap wine. 134 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:19,789 Cecilia freaked out 135 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:22,384 and called me a murderer for killing some dumb bug. 136 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:25,452 Don't sweat it. She called me the same thing when I peeled an orange. 137 00:06:26,898 --> 00:06:28,282 Hey, girl. Pasta? 138 00:06:28,601 --> 00:06:31,359 Chelsea, I can't believe you crashed our date. 139 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:33,720 I can't help it that you went to my favorite restaurant. 140 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:34,992 You hate that place. 141 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:36,687 You said that Great American Pasta Company 142 00:06:36,712 --> 00:06:38,195 was for fat Italian trash. 143 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,961 No, I said it was for fat trash who want to be Italian. 144 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,730 I know your date was the valet. 145 00:06:42,797 --> 00:06:44,304 He got our car when we left. 146 00:06:44,429 --> 00:06:46,553 He just likes helping strangers retrieve their cars, 147 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:49,147 and he's so into it, they gave him a uniform. 148 00:06:49,213 --> 00:06:50,882 Okay, Chelsea, it's really important 149 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:52,562 that we spend time together alone. 150 00:06:52,587 --> 00:06:53,922 I know. I miss you... 151 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,851 No, I mean Hot Dad and me! 152 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:56,984 So now you're one of those girls 153 00:06:57,009 --> 00:06:58,586 who gets a boyfriend and completely disappears? 154 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,157 You've literally left me 155 00:07:00,224 --> 00:07:02,359 at hundreds of bars without a ride home. 156 00:07:02,426 --> 00:07:05,763 Just last weekend you ditched me for a pharmaceutical sales rep. 157 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,598 He manages the entire Midwest territory. 158 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,234 What was I supposed to do... not sleep with him? 159 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:11,070 Okay, you know what? If you're gonna act like this, 160 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:12,695 then I don't want to hang out with you anymore. 161 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,171 And don't try to win me back 162 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:15,992 by saying I can sleep over in your bed tonight, 163 00:07:16,017 --> 00:07:18,609 because we both know you never follow through! 164 00:07:18,634 --> 00:07:20,476 Ah! 165 00:07:21,145 --> 00:07:22,429 This is really good. 166 00:07:28,619 --> 00:07:30,359 - New development? - Ah, get down. 167 00:07:31,422 --> 00:07:32,687 I found this. 168 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:34,742 An attack is imminent. 169 00:07:39,617 --> 00:07:41,099 Bradley G's dropping a bomb! 170 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,250 Go, go, go! 171 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,929 Pooper! Freeze! 172 00:07:44,954 --> 00:07:46,140 Thought you could get away with it, 173 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,732 didn't you, you fecal insurgent? 174 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,412 Get away with what? I was just tying my shoe. 175 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,679 Nice try, dude. 176 00:07:51,789 --> 00:07:54,756 We're taking you to the detention monitoring center. 177 00:07:54,781 --> 00:07:56,405 Please, I don't want to go to Ditmo! 178 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:57,764 Move! 179 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:02,133 You should never kill a living thing, 180 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:05,164 because each and every life is precious, 181 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,337 including a cockroach like Kevin. 182 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,474 Kevin? Okay, you can't be serious. 183 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:11,642 Oh, I am. 184 00:08:11,953 --> 00:08:13,455 You see, I knew Kevin. 185 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:15,390 He used to peacefully roam these halls, 186 00:08:15,457 --> 00:08:17,468 minding his own business, never hurting anybody. 187 00:08:17,477 --> 00:08:19,976 He was a cockroach, Cecilia. 188 00:08:20,148 --> 00:08:22,617 We can't be expected to live amongst cockroaches. 189 00:08:22,684 --> 00:08:23,789 Well, we should. 190 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,920 Insects were here first, by over 300 million years. 191 00:08:26,987 --> 00:08:28,422 So, technically, we're on their turf. 192 00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:30,078 Whatever. I had to kill him. 193 00:08:30,141 --> 00:08:31,542 Did you, Caroline? 194 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,920 Or could you have just covered him with a cup, 195 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:36,514 slid a piece of paper under it, and released him into the wild? 196 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:38,083 Why would I ruin a cup? 197 00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:39,816 Ms. Cannon, look. 198 00:08:40,617 --> 00:08:43,311 Wow, Karina. That's a beautiful depiction of Kevin. 199 00:08:43,336 --> 00:08:46,734 He's up in Heaven with all the other bugs Ms. Watson's killed. 200 00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:49,187 Mass murderer. 201 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:56,796 Ah! Please, I can't take this music anymore! 202 00:08:56,844 --> 00:08:58,446 It wasn't me, okay? 203 00:08:58,514 --> 00:09:01,437 You'll be in Ditmo for an indefinite amount of time 204 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:02,896 unless you confess. 205 00:09:03,304 --> 00:09:05,812 And if you think the "Spooky Shuffle" is bad, 206 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:07,856 here comes "Snap Outta My Life." 207 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:08,991 No. 208 00:09:09,058 --> 00:09:10,692 No, no. Aah! 209 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,661 No! 210 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:14,697 Why? 211 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,507 It's only a matter of time before he breaks. 212 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:22,038 We got the wrong guy. 213 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,218 The pooper's still on the loose. 214 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:26,757 - Am I...? - Yeah. 215 00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:30,625 - Is it all over my back? - Oh, yeah, you're covered in poop. 216 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:35,083 Today we'll be reviewing the place value 217 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,852 for tens and hundreds. 218 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,388 Although, to be honest, until you get to the thousands, 219 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,273 it's really not that important. 220 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,679 What's this? 221 00:09:47,757 --> 00:09:49,164 Ms. Cannon put out food 222 00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:50,899 for Kevin's friends and family 223 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,601 to help them deal with their grief. 224 00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:56,705 The cockroaches are sitting shivah for Kevin. 225 00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:04,968 Cecilia! 226 00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:08,451 Does anyone want to hang out with me tonight? 227 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,418 I'm just asking 228 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:13,088 'cause if nobody does, then I'll have to be alone, so... 229 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:14,835 I'm busy. 230 00:10:15,234 --> 00:10:17,234 - Sorry, dog. - Same. Sorry. 231 00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:19,762 Nobody? Seriously? 232 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,320 What did you have in mind? 233 00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:24,966 I just want to hang out, drink some wine, 234 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,302 put together my Swedish bookshelf. 235 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,750 No, thanks. I'll pass. 236 00:10:27,775 --> 00:10:29,977 Oh, my God. You're turning me down? 237 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:34,443 This is literally the lowest moment of my life. 238 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,914 I know it was hard for you, 239 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,554 but I really appreciate you taking the time just for us. 240 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,012 Of course. 241 00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:45,390 You look really nice, by the way. 242 00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:47,906 Your eyes are as brown as... 243 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:52,604 This meatball. 244 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,896 Well, thank you. I love meatballs, so that's high praise. 245 00:10:57,562 --> 00:10:58,867 And that is a bookshelf. 246 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:01,234 I did good. 247 00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:04,804 Why are there so many tiny nubs left over? 248 00:11:06,268 --> 00:11:07,601 Whatever. 249 00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:21,335 How's that frog you rescued doing? 250 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,554 He's better. 251 00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:23,859 Yeah, it wasn't easy. 252 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,685 It's really hard putting a catheter in a frog, 253 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,382 and it's nearly impossible to get it out. 254 00:11:27,398 --> 00:11:29,812 Yeah, you have "ribbit" out. 255 00:11:30,063 --> 00:11:32,148 Yeah, if they do it too quick, they croak. 256 00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,135 Straight to voice mail? 257 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:36,970 I should've ended our friendship when she decided 258 00:11:37,036 --> 00:11:39,506 to do Meals on Wheels instead of being my designated driver 259 00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:40,974 at the Women's March. 260 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,318 I'm really sorry. 261 00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,321 It's just Chelsea's called twice now, 262 00:11:54,387 --> 00:11:56,687 and I'm worried it might be an emergency. 263 00:11:57,171 --> 00:11:58,835 - Chelsea? - It's an emergency. 264 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:01,160 My bookshelf just fell on me, and I'm... 265 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:04,107 I'm... I'm kind of, like, terrified. 266 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:07,233 A bookshelf? Do you really expect me to believe that a... 267 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,490 Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but I'm being serious. 268 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:10,901 I need you to come over now. 269 00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:12,867 No, I'm on a date. 270 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,506 Maybe I could free myself if I cut my hair. 271 00:12:17,531 --> 00:12:19,666 Oh, my goodness. I'll be right there. 272 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,468 Chelsea's trapped under a bookshelf. 273 00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:23,148 I thought she only read magazines. 274 00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:24,740 Her hair's from India, and she'd never cut it. 275 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,585 - I have to go and save her. - Well, wait. 276 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,226 Uh, I'll drive you. 277 00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:37,250 You guys came. Yay! 278 00:12:37,765 --> 00:12:39,387 Time to party-party. 279 00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:41,587 You lied to me? 280 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,515 Chelsea, we really thought you were in trouble. 281 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,828 I was, but... 282 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:47,695 then I got Hulk strength and had to free myself. 283 00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:51,453 - Let's hang out. - What is wrong with you? 284 00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:53,804 Oh, Mary Louise, that's sweet, but I'm fine. 285 00:12:53,829 --> 00:12:56,757 That's not what I meant. I'm in a relationship now. 286 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:57,898 Oh, I know. 287 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:01,041 You have made it perfectly clear that he is your priority now. 288 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,509 Meanwhile, I spent the night alone 289 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,110 putting together a Swedish bookshelf 290 00:13:04,178 --> 00:13:05,476 with only pictures to guide me. 291 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:06,969 They weren't even American! 292 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,929 I've always supported you, Chelsea. 293 00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,283 Who always orders two entr�es so you can say, 294 00:13:11,351 --> 00:13:12,859 "I'm not hungry, I'll nibble"? 295 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:15,326 Who pretended to be a 15-year-old 296 00:13:15,351 --> 00:13:16,923 so you could convince that handsome social worker 297 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,514 that you were a volunteer for the Big Sisters program? 298 00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:23,139 Who told everyone that you had an allergy attack 299 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:25,232 when you got the bad Botox in Mexico? 300 00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:28,702 That wasn't Botox. That was a Mexican facial-paralysis serum. 301 00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:32,539 The one time I needed you to support me, you couldn't. 302 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,687 I'm so disappointed in you. 303 00:13:36,009 --> 00:13:37,444 Don't say "disappointed." 304 00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:40,012 You know my mom used to say that when I got acne. 305 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,648 Wait. ML, don't go. 306 00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:43,516 Please, just don't leave me alone. 307 00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,002 Oh. 308 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:50,189 Oh. 309 00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:52,976 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 310 00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:59,076 ML! 311 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,320 It's like we're missing something. 312 00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:05,038 What could it be? 313 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,206 Let's go back to that first attack. 314 00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,542 The number one number two? 315 00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:09,757 Right. 316 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,078 That hallway only leads to and from the gym, 317 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,085 so the pooper had to be in PE. 318 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,484 Who's class was in gym at that time? 319 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,960 Watson's. 320 00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:26,555 Can I go home now? 321 00:14:26,623 --> 00:14:27,710 No. 322 00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:29,562 We're gonna find something on you. 323 00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:31,296 But it's dark outside. 324 00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:34,702 Your mom and dad said we could keep you as long as we want. 325 00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,434 They're making a date night out of it. 326 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:44,757 Come on. 327 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:46,453 Come on. 328 00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:49,146 Oh, no! 329 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:52,929 Oh, my God. I'm gonna lie here until I die... 330 00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:55,188 in a T-shirt. 331 00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:04,490 Did a boy from you class go to the bathroom 332 00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:06,067 - during gym yesterday? - I don't know. 333 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,484 - When does your class have gym? - Right now. 334 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,953 What are you doing? 335 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,304 Exterminating. 336 00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:14,734 Thanks to you, my room is completely infested. 337 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:17,125 It's not infested. They're just living their bug lives. 338 00:15:17,179 --> 00:15:18,678 Are you insane? 339 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,246 If you care about bugs so much, 340 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:22,014 take them home to your filthy yurt, 341 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:23,182 not to our school. 342 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,583 They don't belong here. 343 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,326 The belong everywhere. 344 00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:28,956 These beautiful creatures are an integral part 345 00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:30,492 of our complex ecosystem. 346 00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,453 Aah! 347 00:15:37,532 --> 00:15:38,640 Mm. 348 00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:42,725 Hey, um, have you guys seen our class rat, Milo? 349 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,038 He got out, and I think I saw him run in here. 350 00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,437 Cecilia. 351 00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:48,561 Nope. Mm-mm. 352 00:15:51,382 --> 00:15:52,890 That has bones. 353 00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:55,398 Bones. 354 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,742 Janine's the poop terrorist. 355 00:16:06,359 --> 00:16:07,828 But how? 356 00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:11,599 Who keeps pooping in the hallway? 357 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:15,802 It's got to be Bradley G. 358 00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:19,005 He and his friends pooped all over the school last year. 359 00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:23,031 Security checkpoint, boys. 360 00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:28,414 - Is it all over my back? - Oh, yeah, you're covered in poop. 361 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:34,187 Holy crap. 362 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,585 Put the turtle back in the shell, Janine! 363 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:41,812 Oopsies. 364 00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:48,964 So, finally, by the seventh call... 365 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:50,564 - No, come on. - We show up to the place. 366 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,164 Yeah? 367 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,003 Chelsea, I don't want to... 368 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,404 I need to say something. 369 00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,240 Last night after you both left, 370 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,537 I took some time to be by myself 371 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,877 and to really reflect. 372 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,178 And I realized that I am not comfortable being alone. 373 00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:08,581 And I've probably relied on you too much, Mary Louise. 374 00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,886 That is something that I need to work on. 375 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,234 I also wanted to say that you're right. 376 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,695 You've always supported me, and it's my turn to support you. 377 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,203 I am so happy for you guys. 378 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,125 And I promise that I will not bother you 379 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,686 on your dates anymore. 380 00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:25,147 I love you, girl. 381 00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:26,648 I love you, too. 382 00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:29,554 I'd love to have a girls' night soon. 383 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:30,671 Thursday? 384 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,873 "Pursuing Polygamy" on Lifetime? 385 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,062 Yes, please. 386 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,578 I will see you then. 387 00:17:39,453 --> 00:17:41,715 Wait. What happened to your back? 388 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,734 Oh, nothing. 389 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:45,019 I just had a wild night. 390 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,953 Oh, I just wet myself. 391 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:54,494 We are the victims of our own preconceptions. 392 00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:56,506 We turned all of our focus onto the boys, 393 00:17:56,531 --> 00:17:57,731 and as a result 394 00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:00,281 missed the development of this one lone wolf. 395 00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:03,757 I know. Who knows how many poops we could've stopped, 396 00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:07,570 how much encrusted footwear we could've prevented? 397 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,078 Why did you do it, Janine? 398 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:13,226 Because poop is funny. 399 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,789 She pooped in the school five times. 400 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:21,656 Six. 401 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:31,015 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 402 00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:51,273 Oh, yeah. 28626

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