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- Hello, Junior.
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Magic trick.
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You guys. That poor kid
might have really gotten hurt.
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Sweetie. It's hilarious.
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OK, we are late. I gotta go.
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Thanks for taking care of her, Dad.
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Bye, Rudie. I love you.
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Bye, Chickenbutt.
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Let's get one of us both.
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- OK.
- OK.
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There's no place
like Magic Land.
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That looks fun.
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Of course, I can't go.
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It's all hype anyway.
You make your own fun.
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Besides, amusement parks these days...
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Let's just say Magic Land
lost its magic a long time ago.
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Or for the best deal, purchase a memb...
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And I should know.
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Your mom ever tell you that your old papaw
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owned one of the greatest
amusement parks of all time?
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- She didn't?
- No.
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What? It was epic. That's my damn legacy.
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Yeah, this was when I was living
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up in the woods near Calico Ridge.
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00f! It was a wild time.
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Things could be worse.
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My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear
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who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer.
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Yep, true story.
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Go on. Go away.
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Go away. No, no, no. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
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Don't be a prick. Don't you be a prick.
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He was a persistent little bastard too.
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I would have shared the beer with him,
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but he was kind of an angry drunk.
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No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
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Good boy.
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Fuck.
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- Come on, Papaw.
- What? That's how it happened.
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Honest lnjun.
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Guess you can't say that anymore.
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Those days were different.
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There weren't so many rules.
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Kids were allowed just to be kids
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and do what kids love to do.
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Dumb, crazy shit they might regret.
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Action Point was my baby.
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I built her from the ground up.
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It wasn't some huge monster park,
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just a couple of slides and rides,
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but all the kids in town loved it.
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And the ones who had nowhere to go
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and no one to look after 'em,
well, I put 'em to work.
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I called them the Shitbirds.
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There was Ziffel.
He was our chief engineer.
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Stiv worked security.
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Don't fuck with me.
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Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor.
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Rodney, he was the numbers guy.
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Hot Headed Pete
was in charge of complaining.
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Can someone help me with this? Hello?
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And then there was Killer.
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He wasn't exactly a kid
and he wasn't on the payroll,
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but he did come every day
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to pick fights with random strangers.
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Never a dull moment.
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To be honest,
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I think he escaped from a mental hospital.
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Anyhoo, the park bordered
the Calico River,
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so we had water activities too.
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And your Great Uncle Benny
was in charge down there.
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Not one single person
ever drowned on his watch
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most of the time.
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- And I looked up...
- Help!
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...and I saw her vagina
staring me right in the eye.
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And I knew, like,
"No, this is not just for peeing.
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This is for something else."
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Up until then I thought
babies came out of the butt.
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Everyone loved to hear his stories,
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none of which I will share with you,
young lady.
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Help me!
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Back then there was a little thing
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called personal responsibility.
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If you screwed up and got hurt,
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you didn't call no lawyer or the media.
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You just dusted yourself off
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and bragged about it
to your dumb little buddies.
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That sounds awesome. What happened to it?
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Well, that's a long story.
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But we have all afternoon, right?
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Well, you're absolutely right.
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Hey, speaking of...
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Who wants a little mani-pedi?
I mean, it's just us girls.
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Go, go, go!
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Lay off the brakes, asshole.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Here, boss.
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Goddamn it, Lumpy.
What were you trying to do?
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- I wanted to go faster.
- That's fair.
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Give me that tape.
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Just hold it.
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Give her the old cries-cross apple sauce.
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All right, that'll hold her
for a bit, Merle.
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Now, let me take a look at that thing.
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Whoa-wee'.
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Going to...
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There we go.
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What? That's what
it was invented for in Vietnam.
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Better than stitches, stronger than skin.
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You're gonna be all right.
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Where the hell's Rodney?
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Rodney!
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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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Something's off. I see our regular kids.
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But where's the fresh fish?
What's our attendance today?
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Down about 45%.
Pretty close to my projections.
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It could be worse,
considering 7 Parks just opened.
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The new amusement park
a half hour's drive from here.
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I told you they were building it
all last winter.
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That's not my listening season.
You should have told me louder.
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You heard me. It's just that
selective proactivity of yours.
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Get lost, Rodney.
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Hello there. Any of you work here?
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Yeah, not if we can help it.
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I see. I'm Greg Knoblach
with Trustwood Developments.
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You've probably seen my billboards.
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OK. I was looking for D.C.
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Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick.
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It's Knoblach, and that wasn't
even funny in high school.
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D.C., the chairlift broke again.
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- Shit.
- Help me!
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Rodney!
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Amazing.
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Anyway, back to why I'm here.
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I suppose you probably heard
you got some competition in town now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know all about 7 Narcs.
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Yeah. Here, take a look at those, kids.
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They've got log flumes, roller coasters,
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and a chairlift that actually works.
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My son Travis just took a job
there for the summer.
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Little cocksucker.
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Looks like a big, bright,
shiny corporate asshole to me.
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OK, listen, D.C.
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- What's he got in here?
- I got friends at the bank.
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So I know you took out a loan
on this place last year.
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What was it, 100,000?
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How are you ever gonna pay that off?
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Let me find a buyer for your land.
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It's not gonna be easy, but
I'm sure I can find somebody.
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Well, look, Nodgecock,
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I didn't build this place
for you or the bank.
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I built it for the kids.
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So I'm not selling
to any of you fanny-blowers.
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Good day.
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Hey. HeY!
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Hey, those are Cubans.
Give me that. Give me that.
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You're lucky we saved
your people in that war.
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And that's about the time
your mom arrived for the summer.
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- Chickenbutt! Hi.
- Hi!
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I'm so glad to see you.
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I recognize those.
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How's your morn? Still hate me?
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Still with that guy,
the physical therapist?
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She doesn't hate you,
and you know he's a doctor.
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Yeah, that's what he says.
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All right, baby.
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Well, let's hit it.
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You remember this one? You used
to love it when you were a kid.
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Here.
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Listen to this.
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Beat's good, but the lead singer
sounds kind of harelipped.
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- They're called The Clash.
- The Clash.
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They're playing New York.
A lot of my friends are going.
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It's no big deal.
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They're actually all right.
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Hey, well, I think
their tour's coming through LA.
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You think maybe we could check 'em out?
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Sure. We got all summer.
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Home sweet home.
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House looks the same.
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Spent a little time
cleaning her up.
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I got the luggage. Don't worry about it.
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- Draw.
{gunshofl
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Too slow.
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'B00gie!
Benny! Qh' my God!
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The hell you doing here?
You're supposed to be at the lagoon.
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I don't believe it. You blossomed.
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Urn, I'm gonna go unpack.
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- You gotta see my new hatchet.
- Jesus.
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I invented this game.
It's called Kill the White Man.
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You think this shirt makes me look fat'?
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I don't really care if it does. It's rad.
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I stole it from my sister.
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Please, Dad. It's a tampon.
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Do not swear at me, young lady.
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It's fine. It's totally natural.
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She left Action Point a child.
She returned a woman.
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All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon.
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Come by and see me later, Boogie.
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We'll gab like little schoolgirls.
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- OK, Benny.
- Bye.
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He's a peach.
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God. I'm gonna go. Are you OK?
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Um, actually... Well, no. No, it can wait.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower.
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I'll come find you later.
We can talk then.
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OK. Um...
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We got a rogue bear around here,
so keep an eye out.
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There's some bear repellent
over next to the hairspray.
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But don't get 'em mixed up.
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- Draw.
{gunshofl
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Too slow.
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Sounds like my mom's worst nightmare.
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Well, it wasn't back then.
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She wasn't the uptight...
excellent mother she is now.
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She was pretty normal.
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Come on, I was gonna paint your nails.
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- You don't wanna...
- Papaw.
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You... OK. Suit yourself.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My tootsies are ticklish.
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Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. No!
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Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em.
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- Ooh.
- It looks good.
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- It's an improvement.
- Ooh.
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- Smartass.
- All right, let's do this.
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Boogie, it's on you.
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You ready, Stiv?
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OK.
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Three, two, one!
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'- It works!
- Sorry, Stiv!
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She's not sorry.
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Hey, 0.0.
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- Relax, Pete.
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It's not gonna hurt you.
Just a baby snake.
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- My God.
- Found him out in the woodpile.
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What do you think, D.C.? Can I keep him?
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Sure, Killer. Just get him
the hell out of here.
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Awesome.
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Hey, D.C., not so awesome is that snake
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came from underneath
the last piece of lumber we got.
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Damn. We need that wood for the rides.
241
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How we looking on funds, Rodney?
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Well, no problem.
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We can go get some more
after closing tonight.
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I know a place we can get it on credit.
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Get back to it.
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Siouxsie, come on.
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Let's go. Let's load her up.
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Are we in?
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- We're in.
- All right. Let's go.
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This place gives me the creeps.
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All right, hand me the key.
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Come on. Come on, Siouxsie. Good girl.
253
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Good girl, Siouxsie.
254
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,511
Look, Siouxsie. Look, Siouxsie.
255
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,805
Who's that? He's so handsome.
256
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,848
You get him. Good girl.
257
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,851
You get him. Go on.
Good girl, Siouxsie.
258
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,359
Whoa.
259
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,165
Come on, guys. Let's go!
260
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,743
We're going-
261
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,329
Just shove it.
262
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,336
Watch out, Rodney.
Move your ass. Get the goddamn...
263
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,507
- Just move.
- Fucking... Give me that.
264
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,429
Damn it.
265
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,682
Keep it moving.
266
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,682
Motherfucker.
267
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,601
- Shh.
- What are you doing?
268
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,314
Come on.
269
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,908
I talked to the mayor.
270
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,578
We are talking about a very big deal here.
271
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,326
I don't want you standing out there
272
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,998
with your balls in the wind.
273
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,370
Take my word for it,
274
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,372
as soon as this guy
misses his next payment,
275
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,829
you are getting Action Point
at short sale prices,
276
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,664
with no other bidders.
277
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,216
You can trust me on this...
278
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,294
- What you doing?
- Sorry, D.C.
279
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,301
My tummy gets upset when we do black ops.
280
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,347
Dad?
281
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,426
- No, no.
- What? What?
282
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,275
Siouxsie! Siouxsie!
Come on, Siouxsie Sioux!
283
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,110
Sioux! Siouxsie Sioux!
284
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,372
Get in the truck!
285
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,327
Siouxsie! Siouxsie! Siouxsie Sioux!
Siouxsie, come on, girl.
286
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,787
- Come on, Siouxsie.
- Come on!
287
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,293
Come on, baby. Good girl.
288
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,466
'Come on!
- Let's go!
289
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,718
- Get her in.
- Get the dog.
290
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,545
- I got her. Let's go.
- Come on!
291
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,803
Knoblach thinks he's selling our place
to those 7 Park pricks.
292
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,059
Hey, why is your dog's ass wet?
293
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,526
I knew I had to come up with a big idea,
294
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,228
an idea that would catch fire
295
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,531
and help us compete with
those corporate douchebags.
296
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,904
But, it wasn't easy.
297
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,452
Thinking is not my superpower.
298
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,397
Ooh.!
299
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,978
Goddamn it.
300
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,465
Hi, Boogie.
301
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,406
- Come on. We need more slack.
- It's coming.
302
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,657
You guys are supposed to be cleaning
the slide. What the hell are you doing?
303
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,456
Yeah, we're gonna power-wash it.
304
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,751
Fucking stupid cart. Fuck!
305
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,124
On Pete?
306
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,501
Yeah.
307
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,969
So, how are the numbers,
Rodney? How are we looking?
308
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:57,048
- Attendance is up.
- That's good. How much?
309
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,099
1%_
310
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,847
Well, sounds like we gotta up our game.
311
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,687
- Hey, Pete!
- What?
312
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,941
Whoa!
313
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,111
- Shit.
- Sorry, D.C.
314
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,693
Holy shit.
315
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,410
Holy shit.
316
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,209
Sometimes I get my best ideas
when I'm freshly concussed.
317
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,048
As I was lying on my back
on the verge of a seizure,
318
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,125
something happened.
319
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,176
It was a damned epiphany,
a real eureka moment.
320
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,811
Are you OK? It was Ziffel's idea.
321
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,562
Action Point team meeting. Let's go.
322
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,612
All right, everybody. Listen up.
323
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,279
Shit.
324
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,657
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,785
We're not in trouble because
I think I got this, all right?
326
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,708
What this place needs
is an excitement enema.
327
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,912
7 Parks may have taken our customers,
328
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,541
but we can take 'em right back.
329
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,423
So what we're gonna do
330
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,671
is we're gonna make this place
fast and loose,
331
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,632
teach these little cooter-flutes
332
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,509
to use a little hand-eye coordination
for a change.
333
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,307
We'll let 7 Parks be about
what you can't do.
334
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,727
Action Point is gonna be about
what you can do.
335
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,181
- Yeah!
- So what are you going to do?
336
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,479
We're gonna take the brakes
off this place.
337
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:34,279
Every ride, every attraction,
no rules, no speed limits.
338
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,106
- Just pure fun.
- Yeah!
339
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,864
All right, you Shitbirds,
size it up and paste it on a pigeon.
340
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,037
Our ass is getting started right now.
341
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,489
- Let's g0!
342
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,448
After lunch.
343
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,501
Yeah, so, yeah, that's
the speed limiter right there.
344
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,123
Well, rip the sucker off.
345
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,339
You ready, Slappv?
346
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,633
All right, here we go.
347
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,296
Yeah.
348
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:04,217
- Is he gonna be OK?
- He's fine.
349
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,893
And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes.
350
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,892
One, two, three.
351
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,564
Looks good. Who's first?
352
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,649
I'm breaking this bastard in.
353
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,913
- My God!
- Hope that's a strong line.
354
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:38,217
Fuck!
355
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,682
What the fuck?
356
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,895
All right, this is called
the loop-dee-loop.
357
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:59,401
"I'm walking up the steps
and I'm in. Whoa!"
358
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,112
Yeah? All right.
359
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,986
- Give Daddy a little push.
- Good luck.
360
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,121
Whoa!
361
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,423
[WhoOPSI
362
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:32,934
Fuck.
363
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,893
- Holy shit, that was amazing.
- You want this?
364
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,525
I think you're gonna
have to feather it a little
365
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,446
on that last turn.
366
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,942
- I'm next.
- Fuck you. I'm next.
367
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,694
- Help me up.
- You OK, boss?
368
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,533
- Thanks.
- That was incredible.
369
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,771
Have you tethered any of that down yet?
Damn it.
370
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,723
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it.
371
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,144
Shouldn't we be facing the water
in case someone needs help?
372
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,604
Let God sort 'em out.
373
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,368
Dude, what the fuck'?
374
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,121
It's like one continuous train wreck.
375
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,667
Now, to the untrained eye,
376
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,713
all this might look
dangerous and haphazard,
377
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:43,384
but your father is an artiste
and this is his canvas.
378
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,090
on!
379
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:49,590
I want to talk to him
about something, but...
380
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,807
I'm kind of dreading it.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
381
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,810
It's just... he may think it's a big deal.
382
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,938
It's just Mom travels so much with work,
383
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,770
and her boyfriend looks after me
most of the time.
384
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:06,862
He floated the idea
and Mom liked it, and...
385
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,066
What is it?
386
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,989
That he become an official
legal guardian of mine,
387
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,245
and I need Dad to sign the papers.
388
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,122
Holy shit. Really?
389
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,627
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
390
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,083
Your dad is not gonna like that at all.
391
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,044
Look, I thought I had problems,
392
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,675
but you, young lady, you have problems.
393
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,222
Shut up, Benny.
394
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,434
It'll work itself out. It always does.
395
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,512
Whoa!
396
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,022
- Jeez!
- I'm sorry.
397
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:46,322
Do you work here? Does anybody work here?
398
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,319
Yeah, yeah.
399
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:52,699
My son is stuck up there
and he won't come down.
400
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,328
- Please, just do something.
- Absolutely.
401
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,831
Get down from there, you little bastard!
402
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,918
- No!
- Walk it off.
403
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,670
Whoo!
404
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:16,306
- That was fucking awesome.
- You deserved that.
405
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,685
This place should be closed down.
406
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,606
Come on, Leslie.
407
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,361
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Come on, Leslie.“
408
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,779
Before that.
409
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:30,324
She said this place should be closed down.
410
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,279
She may be right.
411
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:37,748
This place is a lawless,
reckless free-for-all,
412
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,791
and people need to know about it.
413
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,300
So why are we boycotting our own park?
414
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,094
Because there's no better publicity
than a boycott.
415
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,390
Remember the big grape boycott
that helped the farm workers?
416
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:57,058
Yeah. Yeah, we studied it this year.
417
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,636
Grape sales went through the roof
418
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,141
'cause all anybody ever heard
419
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,689
was the word "grape" over and over again.
420
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,062
And why the shit
are we dressed like this?
421
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,144
So we blend in, Pete.
422
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,127
Knoblach was greasing
the wheels all over town,
423
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,930
trying to steal away Action Point's land.
424
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,633
- He even had the mayor in his hip pocket.
- Thank you.
425
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,890
A very exciting day here today.
426
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,018
And I would like to applaud
Trustwood Developments
427
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,818
for all their efforts
on helping us revitalize
428
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,737
downtown Calico Ridge.
429
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,907
But what are you going to do
about Action Point?
430
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:54,983
Yeah.
431
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,285
- Excuse me?
- Action Point.
432
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,661
- That place is out of control.
- That guy's right.
433
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,491
They just put in a zipline there,
434
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,542
and all the girls
are flashing their titties.
435
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,620
No, no, I didn't know that.
436
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,458
And beer is so cheap,
they're practically giving it away.
437
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,381
Action Point is the craziest place
438
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,838
with the most dangerous rides
in the world.
439
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,219
- Who do we wanna close?
- Action Point!
440
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,302
- When do we wanna close it?
- After Labor Day.
441
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:26,057
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Action Point has got to go!
442
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,686
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
443
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,689
Action Point has got to go!
444
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,566
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
445
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,981
The plan worked.
446
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,987
Word had gotten out that Action Point
447
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:40,037
was the craziest, rowdiest
no-holds-barred amusement park
448
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,830
in the good old US of A.
449
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,418
Siappy added a special ingredient
to the cotton candy that day,
450
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,548
and the kids loved it.
451
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,355
This cotton candy's getting
quite popular. OK, OK, OK.
452
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:18,238
And, of course,
Knoblach got wind of our good fortune
453
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,242
and he sent his pissant little son Travis
over to spy on us.
454
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,451
Jesus. Look at all these
fucking pathetic losers.
455
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,745
Hey, here you go, babe.
456
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,128
Nice shorts. Watch where you're going.
457
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,547
Hey, Bobo, check this one.
458
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:41,348
Hey, has anyone ever told you
you look like a Manson Family reject?
459
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,846
Has anyone ever told you to eat a dick?
460
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,391
What the fuck you just say to me?
461
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:47,679
Hey, shit-eyes,
462
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,515
how about respecting
the old personal space?
463
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,225
Siouxsie Sioux.
464
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:54,437
Get ahold of your dog, man.
465
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,897
- I don't like this fucking dog.
- Let's get out of here.
466
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,573
I don't think she likes you either.
467
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,571
Good fight, though, guys.
468
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,620
- Good girl.
- Thanks. That was sweet of you.
469
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,789
- Benny.
- I'm Mia.
470
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:09,459
- This is Siouxsie Sioux.
- Hey, Siouxsie Sioux.
471
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,583
Thank you too, girl.
472
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,084
I love your hatchet.
473
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,791
It's just like the ones
that the Franks used
474
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,421
to defeat the Roman Empire.
475
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,253
Really? I love French fries.
476
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,179
- I love French fries too.
- Yeah?
477
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,685
What a day. We ran out of beer,
corn dogs and toilet paper.
478
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,513
- In that order.
- That's right.
479
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,223
Rodney, why don't you send the bank
480
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,479
a nice fat installment on our loan?
481
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,856
Well, there's a little more
to it than that, D.C.,
482
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,529
but, yeah, I'll take care of it.
483
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,856
Great.
484
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,206
Here. I was just coming to show you this.
485
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:53,086
- Barry Manilow?
- No, no. The Clash.
486
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,960
Yeah, these blokes.
487
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,041
So can we still go?
488
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,886
Yeah, all right.
I reckon why the hell not?
489
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,676
Hey, D.C.! D.C.!
490
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,760
Hell.
491
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,686
Stop it.
492
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:24,110
D.C., Lost and Found
is for sunglasses, flip-flops.
493
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,990
Not little kids, OK?
494
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,993
Their brothers and sisters just
dump them here and run off to the rides.
495
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,324
OK, just calm down.
496
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,080
We just need to figure out something to do
497
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,706
with these little bastards.
498
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,126
Animals. I used to love
that petting zoo you took me to.
499
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:40,585
Maybe we can do a Kiddieland
with a petting zoo.
500
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,135
- Yeah.
- Killer's got snakes.
501
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,713
- Well...
- Hey, you like snakes?
502
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,643
You're not gonna catch anything.
503
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,813
You're not gonna catch anything.
You're a pussy.
504
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,481
That has nothing to do with catching.
505
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,688
Are you sure
peanut butter's a good idea?
506
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:00,361
Absolutely. Just go to sleep
with your eyes open
507
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,939
and say whatever's on your mind.
508
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,365
Yeah.
509
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,566
Is it near me right now?
510
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,028
He's coming this way.
What, are you scared, Pete?
511
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,580
Yes, I'm terrified.
512
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,328
You look really brave.
513
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,411
- Eat the peanut butter.
- He's coming.
514
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,246
Grab him. Grab him.
515
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,582
He just dragged his nuts
across your face, Pete.
516
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,384
Cage. Give me the cage.
517
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,340
Give me the cage.
518
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,803
Shit.
519
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,022
It's a porcupine.
520
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,896
It comes from the Middle French word
meaning “thorny pig.“
521
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,274
Hold my beer.
522
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,898
You need to charm him, like a lady.
523
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,863
Put him in the bucket.
Put him in the bucket.
524
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,369
Come on. In. In, in, in.
525
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,872
I'm going to just slip one in
in case the squirrel's frisky.
526
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,629
Just stay relaxed.
527
00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,178
Here. Lookee here.
528
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,968
Yeah. Wait, wait.
529
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,642
There's more where that came from.
Lookee here.
530
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,975
- Shh. Fucking shut up.
- Dude, it's in.
531
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,981
Dude, he likes it.
That's disgusting.
532
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,813
Give me the bag.
It's totally in your pants.
533
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,273
Hold it in there. Just trap it.
534
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,363
Drop it. He'll take it.
Don't give him a fright.
535
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,575
- Stand up slow.
- I am, I am.
536
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,702
- He's moving.
- Shh, shh, shh.
537
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,204
Goddamn.
538
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:42,206
We got it!
539
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,132
- Yeah, baby!
- Nice job, Benny.
540
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,254
Don't let it out.
541
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,303
- OK.
- No Peeking- You peeking?
542
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,380
- No, they're closed.
- Keep 'em closed.
543
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,933
All right, and... voilé!
544
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,432
Kiddieland!
545
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,482
Um...
546
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,528
It's not exactly how I saw it.
547
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,698
Are you kidding? It's fantastic.
548
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,117
- My God! Don't touch it.
- Sorry.
549
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,159
Dad.
550
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,413
Lookee here.
551
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,617
Where did you find all this?
552
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,328
Well, I bought some
and caught some.
553
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:24,506
- That's really dangerous.
- No, no, he's in full control.
554
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:25,798
He's in control.
555
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,551
All right.
556
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,092
Children...
557
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,932
Boogie. Hey. You wanna hold one?
558
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,478
I'm fine, thanks.
559
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,555
He sure has a way with kids, don't he?
560
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,440
Channel 7 News. You're speaking to Mia.
561
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,945
I'm looking to buy a merkin.
562
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,027
It's one of them wigs for your vagina.
563
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,489
Benny. I'm at work.
564
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,285
- Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
- Here it is, here it is.
565
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,415
Action Point has got...
566
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:06,795
- You look like Sean Connery.
- Thanks, baby. You're so sweet.
567
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,345
Shit. Here comes my dickhead boss.
I gotta go.
568
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,421
'BE! hugs.
'BYE. Bye.
569
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,133
Watch out!
570
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,856
Look at those two nestlecocks.
571
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,186
That's like the tenth 7 Parks T-shirt
I've seen this week.
572
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,566
Who's shitting down whose chimney now?
573
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,068
Wait a second.
574
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,570
Damn it, Benny. That's my bottle.
575
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,991
I'm sorry.
576
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,417
There.
Hit it at the bottom of the ball.
577
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,454
Really pop...
578
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,295
- Are you OK?
- I'm good.
579
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,393
- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.
580
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,472
Hey, Boogie. How's the wedding?
581
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,308
It's beautiful.
It's on the lake. It's so pretty.
582
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,769
Sounds absolutely lovely.
583
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,402
- So, did you guys go out?
- No, haven't left the den.
584
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,404
Just telling Rudie about
the old times in Action Point.
585
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,406
- Dad.
- She's fine.
586
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,738
She's never been so safe
in her whole life.
587
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,323
Duct-taped her to the couch.
588
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,080
OK, Dad, we're about to leave,
so I will see you soon, OK?
589
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,754
All right.
Well, bring us some cake. Talk soon.
590
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,382
Mom doesn't like you
talking about Action Point?
591
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,711
Nah, she loved Action Point.
592
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,421
But the irony is it was her idea
593
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,097
that got the park shut down.
594
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,972
Yeah, Knoblach got word
of the petting zoo,
595
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,599
so he sicced the state inspectors on us.
596
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,147
I'm sorry. You do not have
a permit for a petting zoo.
597
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,317
It's not a petting zoo.
It's an animal refuge.
598
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:53,613
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes.
They are not protected animals.
599
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,904
I have to close you down.
600
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,077
- The entire park?
- Yep.
601
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,699
This is an outrage. An outrage!
602
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,043
Shit!
603
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,122
That's it. We're closed down.
604
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:37,570
All right. We'll have this place
back up and running in no time.
605
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,277
Keep moving,
you magnificent sons of bitches.
606
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,614
Yo. Got your, supplies.
607
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,323
Well, let's do it.
608
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,875
So we patched
a few holes around the park
609
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,251
and hatched a plan to capture
my neighbor, the boozy bear.
610
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,388
That a boy. That a boy.
611
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,864
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
612
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:24,238
We got him. We got him.
613
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,665
Good bear. Good boy.
614
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,663
D.C., I think he's drunk.
615
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,956
"Let me get the door for you, boss.
616
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,293
Boss, boss,
your forgot your briefcase.“
617
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,720
Poor old Ron.
618
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:43,298
If I ordered a whole truckload
of pompous pricks
619
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,601
and they only sent Knoblach,
I'd pay for the shipment.
620
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:50,852
Hey, welcome back, boys. Good to see you.
621
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,398
Ron.
622
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,272
Lobcock, my bossy little bottom.
623
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,239
The mayor himself asked me to attend,
624
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,737
make sure the good people of the city
are kept safe.
625
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,238
OK.
626
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,412
Kind of like how he's safely
tucked up the mayor's ass?
627
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,490
- U h-
- All right, this way, fellas.
628
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,496
- Morning.
- Morning.
629
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,373
Show you around the new, improved,
630
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,420
safe and up-to-code Action Point.
631
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,632
Well, I still see a petting zoo.
632
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:23,338
Killer, if you will.
633
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:32,688
You have a bear?
634
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,766
Yes, sir. A genuine brown bear.
635
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,568
Which falls under
the protected class of animals.
636
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,700
Half your park gets shut down
over safety concerns,
637
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,950
and you think a loop-dee-loop
will pass inspection?
638
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,997
I don't know.
ls there anything on the books
639
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:52,917
prohibiting a 360-degree loop-dee-loop?
640
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,370
- I think it's inventive.
- This is bullshit!
641
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,252
This can't be legal. This is not safe.
642
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,218
Poor Stopcock. Him's got wet.
643
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:11,470
By the way, you shit waffle, guess what?
We're hereto stay.
644
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:14,351
I ain't leaving this park
for you or anybody!
645
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,934
"It's not safe.“
Did you see his face?
646
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,108
My friends.
647
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,741
Do you guys know what time it is?
648
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,918
One, two, three.
649
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,885
Hey, D.C.
650
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,845
What? What are you sulking about?
651
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,306
I just got off the phone with
our loan officer at the bank.
652
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,401
And?
653
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,357
They're calling the rest of the loan.
654
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,615
We owe them the remainder
and he called it a balloon payment.
655
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:13,119
A what? Can they even do that?
656
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,120
They just did it.
657
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,873
How much time do we got?
658
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,372
Ten business days.
659
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,921
Fucking Knoblach
and his buddies at the bank.
660
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,173
We're gonna have to make
a real push here. I mean...
661
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,180
We're already getting all the locals.
Everyone knows about us.
662
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,307
Everyone in town knows about us,
663
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,560
but we're gonna have to start pulling 'em
in from other parts of the state.
664
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,519
But don't worry, I got this, all right?
665
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,604
It's gonna be fine.
666
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,152
Shit.
667
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,653
'Shit!
668
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,532
Damn it! Fix that, Rodney.
669
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,323
Once again a blow to the head
gave me clarity
670
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,329
where there was once none.
671
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,536
I had an idea.
672
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,922
Action Point commercial. Take one.
673
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,926
All right, everyone in the go-karts,
let's haul some ass.
674
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,548
Action!
675
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,972
Race like a pro at Action Point.
676
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,549
This time try not to sound
like a little bitch.
677
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,097
Action!
678
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:19,181
Action Point is the greatest place
to bring your kids.
679
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,691
Jesus.
680
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,690
My goodness.
681
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:28,069
- Great job, Gerber.
- Do not look over there, OK?
682
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,241
You're not gonna tell Mommy
about this, OK?
683
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:33,616
Are you ready, Rodney?
'Cause he's already had a 12-pack today.
684
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,037
He's getting a little grumpy.
685
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,871
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
686
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:44,172
- Whoo-hoo!
- I love this place.
687
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,249
Hit it.
688
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,843
Attaboy.
689
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,222
OK. Can we get in closer together?
690
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,099
We love Action Point!
691
00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:01,852
- Glasses.
- Glasses? OK, right.
692
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:04,229
- Rodney!
- Shut up. He's gonna do it.
693
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:15,445
Way to go, Rodney! Can he swim?
694
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,239
That key is for the back door.
695
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,666
The room you wanna get into
is that window right there.
696
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,835
- All right.
- Got it.
697
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,621
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
698
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,500
See you, Siouxsie Sioux.
699
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,588
- Psst. D.C.
- What?
700
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,145
- Maybe I should do this.
- Why?
701
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,061
First of all,
702
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,686
you don't need to be getting arrested
in front of Boogie.
703
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,643
Second of all? Mia's watching.
704
00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,525
And it turns her on when I butch it up.
705
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,859
OK, buddy. But don't fuck this up, OK?
706
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:58,575
You gotta get in there fast
and locate the room.
707
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,826
And when you find it,
708
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:06,254
do the old Texas switch
with our commercial, all right?
709
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:08,331
- Yeah.
- OK.
710
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,257
This is the key. Look. This is the key.
711
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:18,800
Most of all, Benny, stay focused.
712
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,474
- I won't let you down, D.C.
- OK.
713
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,894
You dropped the keys.
714
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,563
Sorry.
715
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,661
There goes a brave man.
716
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,959
Jesus Christ.
717
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:48,334
Easy, Siouxsie Sioux. He'll be back.
718
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,712
Studio Three...
719
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:56,762
Studio Three.
720
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,646
Go on.
721
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,042
He's totally got this.
722
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:39,131
Shit. Get down.
723
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,056
Shit. Get down.
724
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,306
- Who is that?
- Shit.
725
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:46,137
That's Lyle, our anchorman.
726
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,108
And our drunken weathergirl, Margie.
727
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,355
Get down. Hey, Siouxsie Sioux, lay down.
728
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,533
Shit.
729
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,290
God. Jesus.
730
00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,834
There he is.
There he is. Go, go, go, go, go.
731
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:02,548
- Come on, Benny!
430, g0, go, go! Go, go, g0!
732
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,632
Come on.
733
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,135
Go, go, go!
734
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,728
Siouxsie, no!
735
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:18,321
Schlitz Light, the beer that has
less calories, is less filling...
736
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,774
Rodney, when's this shit coming on, man?
737
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,279
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
738
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:24,656
Action Point!
739
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,240
Race like a pro at Action Point.
740
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,959
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
741
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,505
Come to Action Point
and get a free season's pass
742
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,755
with the price of admission.
743
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,388
Cheers!
744
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,091
Shut up!
745
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,677
We love Action Point!
746
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,515
Son of a...
747
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,369
Come on.
748
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,083
Welcome to Action Point.
749
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,148
- I can't do this.
- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
750
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,280
You want that car or not?
Come on, be a man.
751
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,987
- Are you a Knoblach or not?
- Knoblach.
752
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:51,663
Go the extra mile.
753
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,581
- I hope he gets hurt.
- Totally.
754
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,421
It's so sore. It's so sore.
755
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,053
- Does it hurt?
- It hurts. Obviously it hurts.
756
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,474
- Jesus.
- Right there?
757
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,551
No! Don't touch it.
758
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,100
- God.
- This way.
759
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,181
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
760
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,609
You gotta learn to hold on, Trav,
761
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,063
or you're gonna keep
falling off all the rides.
762
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,148
Go away.
763
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,000
- Shit.
- Dude. Lumpy, Jesus.
764
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,585
Gotta go. It's time to go.
765
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:42,791
All right, see you tomorrow,
you drunk bastards.
766
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:46,468
- Today was insane.
- Crazy.
767
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:47,466
We're actually gonna make it.
768
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,718
By about noon Monday,
that loan is paid off.
769
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,174
Hah!
770
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,145
- Long live Action Point.
- D'shawn Chico Carver?
771
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,722
Who?
772
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,642
- D'shawn Chico Carver.
- I'm D.C.
773
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:06,731
- Who are you?
- Joel Green.
774
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,658
Joel Green and Associates.
775
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:13,487
All right, why don't you
give me a minute?
776
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,081
I am serving you with papers.
777
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,289
You are being sued for running
a reckless and dangerous establishment
778
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,170
by one Gregory Knoblach.
779
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,671
I believe his son was injured
780
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,253
on one of your rides just this morning.
781
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:33,512
Damn, Joel, you got here awfully quick.
782
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:37,140
Smell a rat.
783
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,223
Well, you're welcome to prove
those allegations in court.
784
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:43,776
Also be advised my client is willing
to hear settlement offers.
785
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,694
Here's my card.
786
00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,398
Think it over?
787
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:04,706
- How much did he want?
- Two million dollars.
788
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,758
And I knew this was just the tip
of the tort iceberg
789
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,927
and there'd be more claims and lawsuits
790
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,221
and jackhole attorneys coming around.
791
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,422
So what'd you do?
792
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:17,722
Whoo!
793
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,271
Well, Papaw still had
some screwing up to do.
794
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,170
- Hey, Dad, you ready to go?
- One second, baby. Sorry.
795
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:52,173
I'm just... I gotta
figure this stuff out or...
796
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,347
But I thought tonight we were gonna...
797
00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:59,802
Baby, I'm sorry. I got a lot.
798
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:04,811
Is that a new look for you?
799
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:10,067
Yeah. Yeah, just...
I'm just trying it out.
800
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,147
Right.
801
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:26,161
Shit.
802
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,186
- Where is she?
- Hey!
803
00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:44,309
- Boogie!
- Boogie!
804
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,561
- Whoo-whoo!
- Hey, Boogie!
805
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,608
Get in, get in, get in!
806
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,028
Come on, Boogie, let's go.
807
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,822
- Boogie!
- 'All right!
808
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:56,070
- Whoo!
- Let's go!
809
00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,152
Yeah!
810
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,873
This is my security device.
811
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:08,170
- Can I have a beer, please?
- Yeah, beer me, beer me.
812
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,088
- Beer, please.
- Hey, can I have one?
813
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,424
I don't know, Boogie.
814
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,093
...less calories,
is less filling and yet has great taste.
815
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,512
One.
816
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,674
OK.
817
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:27,435
Here we go. Attagirl.
818
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,067
- Cheers.
- Yeah!
819
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,263
What the f...
820
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:08,097
Ha-ha-ha.
It's the Action Point pussies.
821
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,399
Hey, just give 'em back, all right, man?
822
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,602
Take 'em.
823
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:16,029
Seriously. Um... OK.
824
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,731
- Yeah? You want 'em?
- Yeah.
825
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,193
Fuck off.
826
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,653
Circus freaks.
827
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,329
Watch your...
828
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:27,954
Annie, no, it's cool.
What are you doing? Let go of her.
829
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,627
You gonna fucking push me, asshole?
Hit me.
830
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:33,581
- Come on, hit me, asshole.
- Travis, get him.
831
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,883
Get off!
832
00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:39,757
- Hey, let's go!
- Right, let's break it up!
833
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:44,092
Get your hands on the hood now.
Get over here.
834
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,144
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hands on the hood.
835
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,471
Out of the car, now.
836
00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,352
Get over here.
Let me see your hands on the hood.
837
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:57,063
You're such a fucking disappointment.
Look at me.
838
00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,733
Wilh0it.
839
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,779
You're free.
840
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,866
They sure grow up fast.
841
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,206
Sneak out on me?
842
00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:19,797
- What do you care?
- Excuse me?
843
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,881
You're always so busy
with your precious park.
844
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,636
Always so distracted.
845
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,559
I mean, you can't even do
one single thing that I like.
846
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,763
That's not true.
I enjoy doing things you like.
847
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,599
Except going to the Clash concert, right?
848
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,770
Shit. Did I...
849
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,699
I'm sorry, Boogie.
850
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:47,704
You sorry that you never come to New York?
851
00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:52,209
Kind of think you're only so sorry.
852
00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,039
Which is fine,
853
00:56:57,122 --> 00:57:00,547
because the podiatrist
wants to be my guardian.
854
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:06,139
All you gotta do is sign the papers.
855
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:11,304
What? What... What are you talking about?
856
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,766
Do you think I'm gonna let some
short-timer boyfriend of your mother's
857
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,102
become your guardian?
858
00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:21,189
They've been together for four years, Dad.
859
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:26,994
He is a positive m...
male infiu... influence.
860
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,952
- Baby.
- Get off me.
861
00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,033
It's OK.
862
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:37,245
Jesus. It's all right.
863
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,468
What the hell are you guys
calling this thing?
864
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:44,882
A trebo what?
865
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,761
A trebuchet.
It was used to besiege castles.
866
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:51,685
Personally I prefer a small bomb
the French invented called a petard.
867
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,637
"Petard“ is the French word for "fart."
868
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,441
It's a catapult.
It's gonna get everybody talking again.
869
00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,565
-7 Parks ain't got this.
- D.C., this is fucked, OK?
870
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:04,239
I mean, this is gonna be tricky at best.
That pool's tiny.
871
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,362
It's the worst idea for an attraction.
872
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,693
It's not an attraction.
873
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,403
It's a stunt we can charge admission for.
874
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,956
We're gonna make a bundle.
Let's see what this baby can do.
875
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:17,370
You guys ready down there?
876
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:21,798
Shit!
877
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:24,217
- Whoa! Wrong way!
- Shit.
878
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,131
Shit.
879
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,559
- Come on!
- Shit, shit.
880
00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:38,310
Fuck. Fuck. Shit.
881
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,563
- He's all right. He's OK.
- My God.
882
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,564
Gonna have to noodle
on that one a little more.
883
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:49,572
- Sorry, D.C.
- Well, hey, it worked. Yeah?
884
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,824
Hey, Boogie Bear.
885
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,615
Sweetie?
886
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:02,172
Shit. Chickenbutt.
887
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,881
B0ogie's gone. So's her luggage.
888
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,884
There's 300 dollars missing
from the Snack Shack.
889
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,931
I only took 200.
890
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,806
- Where's she headed?
- I don't know.
891
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,980
New York. Home.
892
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,621
Shit.
893
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,298
I'm sorry.
894
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,468
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for my daughter.
895
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,552
She's 14 years old. Her name is Boogie...
896
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:01,391
- Long hair? Pissed off?
- Yeah. Has she been here?
897
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,942
- I'm sure she has.
- Why do you say that?
898
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,769
Because this is called a bus station.
899
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:09,072
All we have here are runaway daughters
and the fathers that are looking for 'em.
900
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,366
Rebecca!
901
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,945
The last bus that left here,
where was it going?
902
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,872
- East. Eastbound.
- Eastbound to where?
903
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:20,747
- Next!
- No, no, no. Eastbound to...
904
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:22,749
- Watch out. What the...
- Psst.
905
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,830
Hey, man.
906
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,212
I think I saw the girl you're looking for.
907
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,635
She was on the last eastbound.
908
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,883
I think it was headed towards Vegas.
909
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,931
- Vegas?
- Yeah.
910
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,350
- Thank you.
- You bet, buddy.
911
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,972
- Hey. Thank you.
- Yeah, good luck.
912
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,645
Vegas.
913
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:49,025
In the 1930s there was
a Hollywood stagehand called O.K. Freddy,
914
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,903
and he had a huge tallywacker,
915
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,984
maybe even bigger than my grandpa's.
916
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,240
And when they were gonna start filming,
917
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,037
to sort of christen the picture,
918
01:00:58,113 --> 01:01:00,741
the producers would gather up
all the cast and crew
919
01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:02,997
and call O.K. Freddy to the front
920
01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:04,669
and they'd shout, “O.K. Freddy!"
921
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,496
And he'd pull out his dong,
922
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,378
shake it around a couple of times
923
01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:10,424
and then they could start filming.
924
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,045
All right.
925
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,382
Well, when I was a kid,
926
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,263
I had an English bulldog
that I called O.K. Freddy,
927
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:24,394
and one day he ran away
and it felt horrible.
928
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,476
But then we found him
right alongside the road
929
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,186
and we were happy again.
930
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:34,441
Before we could get to him,
he got hit by a truck.
931
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:37,615
Boy, did he fly.
932
01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:40,159
Why would you tell me that?
933
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:42,286
I guess I could have left out
the last part.
934
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,537
Yeah, I guess.
935
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:46,040
Whoa, whoa. I see a bus.
936
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,208
B00gie!
937
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:54,090
{BeMYI BOogiel
'B00gie!
938
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:58,845
Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over!
939
01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:03,304
Son of a bitch.
Here, let's switch. Let's switch.
940
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,935
- Take the wheel. Got it?
- Yeah.
941
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,814
Pull alongside of the bus.
942
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:13,648
Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie!
943
01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:18,034
Boogie, it's Daddy! It's Daddy!
944
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,157
I'm looking for my daughter! Hey!
945
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:24,912
I said open the damn door!
946
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,868
Open it! Open m.
947
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,171
Son of a bitch. The hell with it.
948
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,839
- Keep it steady.
- Why?
949
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,382
I'm gonna bust in the damn door.
950
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,835
- That's stupid.
- Just do what I say.
951
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:39,674
One... two...
952
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,765
Just get out of the damn driver's seat.
953
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:52,523
Idiot! Unbelievable.
What the hell were you doing?
954
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:55,697
- I was vehiculating.
- What?
955
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,445
They're getting away. Come on.
956
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,401
You were supposed to hold it in the road.
957
01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:02,237
Come on, come on, come on.
958
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,414
When did you last
get this thing serviced, D.C.?
959
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,287
- Come on.
- Probably never.
960
01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:12,126
- Think she was on that bus?
- . Probably not.
961
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,923
We lost 'em anyway.
962
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:17,094
- Well, now what?
- I don't know.
963
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,637
Wait a second. I might know.
964
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:33,102
Is that her?
965
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
Yeah, that's her.
966
01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:48,749
Hey, Chickenbutt.
967
01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:03,222
When you were two years old,
968
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:06,302
I told your mom I wanted
to freeze you at that age.
969
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:14,026
You were so cute with those big eyes,
and".soinnocent
970
01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:17,191
How's that supposed to make me feel?
971
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,318
Like it's not OK to grow up?
972
01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:20,899
No, it's just...
973
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:25,453
Well, with myself
I'm pretty free from fear, but...
974
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,544
with you I get scared.
975
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,462
Then why do you do it?
976
01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:37,586
Why are you so obsessed with the park?
977
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:43,888
When your mom left with you,
978
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:48,434
and she had her reasons, I lost my family.
979
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,769
I guess the Shitbirds and the park,
980
01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,850
they became my family.
981
01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:02,156
And I didn't wanna lose them
like I lost you.
982
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,986
You... You didn't lose me.
983
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,907
As we talked, I realized the reason
984
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,957
I was so terrified of her growing up
985
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,628
is 'cause I hadn't been there
to watch her grow up.
986
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,965
- Papaw, are you crying?
- No, hell, no.
987
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:26,389
I'm... I'm just old,
and my eyes steam over sometimes.
988
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:31,265
It's a side effect of Cialis.
That's Papaw's heart medication.
989
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,768
So what happened to Action Point?
990
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,226
Action Point was doomed.
991
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,402
It couldn't exist today in the nanny state
992
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:40,945
with all the helicopter parents.
993
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,115
No way. I just had to accept reality.
994
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,156
I didn't have enough money
to pay off the lawyers,
995
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:50,705
and, well, the talk with your mom
got me to thinking.
996
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:54,660
So I did what any reasonable man would do.
997
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,369
I blew the whole thing up.
998
01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:58,922
We had a damn good run.
999
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,045
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
1000
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:05,049
Get the hell out of my way.
Move it. Move your ass.
1001
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,381
There's fucking Knoblick and his lawyer.
1002
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:09,182
Fucking lawyers.
1003
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:11,931
That's the injury? Looks like a sprain.
1004
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,104
It didn't look like that
the other night.
1005
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,398
Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
1006
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,731
- Morning, Slobcock.
- Boogie.
1007
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,565
Why didn't I think of that?
1008
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,534
Well, guess you got my message.
1009
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:30,408
Yes, I did, and I am very happy
1010
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,615
you decided not to delay the inevitable.
1011
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,827
I hope you brought the title
to Action Point.
1012
01:06:58,056 --> 01:06:59,899
I made a lot of mistakes in my life,
1013
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:01,726
but I never hurt my kid on purpose.
1014
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:04,483
Well, thank you.
1015
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:08,032
He's buying me a Z28, so...
1016
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,202
Come on, let's go.
1017
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,372
You can just put an X
1018
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,325
if you don't remember
how to spell your name.
1019
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,713
No, no. What's he doing?
1020
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,589
Sure is a lot of people out front.
1021
01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:31,765
For God's sake, D.C.,
just sign the damn thing.
1022
01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:34,934
All right, all right. You win, Knoblach.
1023
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,688
It's all yours.
1024
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:47,313
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1025
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,947
This is not a victory for me.
1026
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:55,075
This is a victory for all of Calico Ridge.
1027
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,657
- Fuck you.
- That's right.
1028
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:01,415
Action Point and everything in it
is now officially yours.
1029
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:03,838
Yeah, I know. That's great.
Thanks for the information.
1030
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,132
And contractually I just want to point out
1031
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:08,835
that I'm no longer liable
for any lawsuits or injuries
1032
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,262
or anything else regarding this park.
Isn't that right, Rodney?
1033
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:14,932
Right, those have all been
legally transferred over to the new owner.
1034
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:18,353
- And that's you, Knoblick.
- Yeah, well, who gives a shit?
1035
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,851
7 Parks is gonna level this dump anyway.
1036
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:24,059
Just shut up.
1037
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,238
- Hey, thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
1038
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:32,363
All right, everybody, are you ready?
1039
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:36,037
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Action Point is now open.
1040
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,036
- Free beer for everybody!
- D.C., no!
1041
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,286
Hold on a second. No.
1042
01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:52,219
Have a ball!
1043
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:55,674
Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach!
1044
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,095
God!
1045
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,351
Shit!
1046
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,695
You guys are losers.
You'll always be fucking losers.
1047
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:28,582
Jesus. That is disgusting.
1048
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,667
Shit.
1049
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,096
Put that down!
1050
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,308
- Whoo-wee!
- Hey!
1051
01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:26,602
Is there a lawyer in the house?
1052
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:29,730
- You work for me!
- Our business is concluded!
1053
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:32,483
I'm taking on new clients.
1054
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,984
You...
1055
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,192
Anyone need a good lawyer?
1056
01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:38,652
- Ron.
- What?
1057
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,079
You take your balls out of your purse
and stop these people.
1058
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,327
- What do you want me to do?
- Hey.
1059
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,408
You son of a bitch.
1060
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,546
Yes!
1061
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,996
Later that night,
me and the Shitbirds, well,
1062
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:29,668
we said goodbye to the park
in our own way.
1063
01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:32,088
How the fuck do you wanna do this?
1064
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,258
Who gives a shit?
Just light 'em up and see what happens.
1065
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:43,280
BOOgie?
1066
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,861
BOOgie?
1067
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:47,739
B00gie!
1068
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,575
What? I'm right here.
1069
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,912
I thought you had taken off.
1070
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,872
I'm just putting my suitcase in the car.
1071
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:58,674
Gotta be at the bus station
in an hour, you know.
1072
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,683
No, we don't.
1073
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,929
What do you mean?
1074
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:14,228
Well, how about we take
a road trip, me and you,
1075
01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:16,526
all the way to New York City?
1076
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,153
Yeah?
1077
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:24,985
And then... maybe I stick around
and see what happens?
1078
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,952
I mean, you are going into high school now
1079
01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:33,581
and I'm gonna have to chaperone
any and all dates.
1080
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,836
I also thought we would stop
in Austin along the way.
1081
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,126
What's in Austin?
1082
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,338
Well, a little band called The Clash.
1083
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,389
Maybe you heard of 'em?
1084
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:52,183
- Did somebody say road trip?
- God.
1085
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,935
What?.
1086
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:58,518
- Right after my morning swim.
- Dear God, Benny.
1087
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:01,362
- Come on, Siouxsie.
- Guess we got company.
1088
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:08,235
I like that story, Papaw.
1089
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,699
You know, I give your mom a hard time.
1090
01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:16,707
But parenting ain't easy.
She's just looking out for you.
1091
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,663
I guess.
1092
01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:21,670
Besides, she's the best thing
to ever happen to me.
1093
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,592
Before you came along.
1094
01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:29,678
Wow. When I was younger,
I could do four of these at a time.
1095
01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:39,146
- Dad?
- Hi, Mom.
1096
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,319
You OK? You all right?
1097
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,897
- Rudie, are you OK?
- D0n't worry about me.
1098
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,907
You all right, Dad?
1099
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,236
Yeah, just came outside
to get a little fresh air.
1100
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,320
All right.
1101
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:54,078
Man.
1102
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:56,500
Are you gonna get sick? You want a beer?
1103
01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,455
It's OK.
I think I got a hemorrhoid.
1104
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:04,667
All right, Papaw's gotta go.
1105
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,003
He's got a lamb stew on slow boil.
1106
01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:10,215
Thanks, Dad. She loves having you around.
1107
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:12,425
We both do.
1108
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,806
- Bye, kid.
- Bye, Papaw.
1109
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,604
Maybe next week
we'll go get us some tattoos.
1110
01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:22,814
Mom, I think I'm gonna go
lie down in my room.
1111
01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:25,191
Kind of tired.
1112
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:28,741
- Papaw has a lot of energy.
- He does.
1113
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:07,484
Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up.
1114
01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:15,655
Bet you thought the old man had bit it.
1115
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,702
Ha-ha!
1116
01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,927
She always would buy dirty magazines,
and I was, like,
1117
01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:37,180
"Mom, why is Grandma
always looking at naked ladies?“
1118
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:40,479
She was, like, "Chris..."
Fuck, I used my fucking name.
1119
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,187
Yes!
1120
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,577
Somebody hand me a beer and listen up.
1121
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,580
That's a hit.
1122
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:05,413
And he's dead. You're all sad. Action!
1123
01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,549
- Shit!
- Jesus.
1124
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,947
There's, like, zebras everywhere
and there's, like, flocks of...
1125
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,859
All right, hold on. I'm getting a call.
1126
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:39,121
Hello?
1127
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,750
Three, two, one. Action!
1128
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,173
Whoa! Whoa!
1129
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:53,128
Can you put a nut on my lens here?
1130
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,931
He got bit.
1131
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:09,151
I need...
I need more of that fucking stuff.
1132
01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,103
It... It came out of my eyes.
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