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- WOMAN: Is this heaven?
- MAN: It's hell.
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[VOICES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING CONTINUES]
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DEATH: [SHOUTING]
I am with someone!
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MAN: Sorry.
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Oh. They're an absolute nightmare today.
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Is this death?
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[CHUCKLES] Obviously.
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How did I... How did I get here?
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Watch, Sam Vimes, watch.
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MAN: Stop, citizen.
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Sam, what are you doing here?
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It's just a patrol.
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You know him?
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- You said only the captain.
- You said you'd do it.
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What's the matter with you?
You've been in there a month.
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As long as people that
are dead have all the power,
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we stay in the gutter.
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You made a promise.
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Keep it.
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Get our brothers and sisters
out of there.
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Finish off Keel.
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VIMES: Do I have to watch
all this again?
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DEATH: Actually, you do.
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What happened to Sergeant Swires?
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Carcer Dun.
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Got your whole gang locked up.
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Not my whole gang.
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One of them works for you.
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Is that why you joined up?
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- Do it, Sam.
- Don't listen, Sam.
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- Come home.
- He is home.
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Who saved you from the streets?
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Kept you alive.
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The Watch is just another gang.
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See, that's where you're wrong, Sam.
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The Watch is hope, justice.
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[SCOFFS]
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It could save this city as could Sam.
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In 20 years' time,
he'll become a captain.
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An inspiration. A symbol of good.
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You...
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have the right to remain silent.
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Where were we with this?
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DEATH: Are you
paying attention, Vimes?
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URDO VAN PEW: Help! Help me!
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The kid's insane.
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DEATH: I told you to watch.
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I'm gonna piss on you.
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CARROT: Oi, stop
that thief, mate.
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VIMES: Just hold it
right there.
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Hey, hey! Stop him!
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VIMES: Sergeant Detritus.
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Captain, where is your suspect?
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He got away.
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Again.
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We'll get him next time.
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Let's go get pissed.
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Hey, stop! Thief!
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[GRUNTS]
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You're dead, you know that? Dead.
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson.
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Just transferred in from
the Copper Red mountains.
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Stop struggling.
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We'll be at The Watch House, soon.
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- We're going to The Watch House?
- Is that okay with you?
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- [LAUGHING]
- All right. Laugh it up.
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See if it's so funny in a few years
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when you're doing hard time in there.
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Welcome to the home of Ankh-Morpork's
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finest crime fighters.
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You get anything other than fresh
air and flowers in the mountains?
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Like, news maybe?
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[WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
BY THE BANGLES PLAYS]
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Wow.
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There's more pigeons
than police in here.
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ANGUA: It's the ring
of Vulgaris.
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Only find that blossom in the mountains.
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You're late, Constable.
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Corporal Angua.
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Got a detective on our hands.
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I caught this bag snatcher.
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I'll take him down to the cells.
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A punishment for laying his hands on me.
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- His death.
- What?
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I wanna watch the execution.
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Am I missing something?
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Don't forget your swag.
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Vetinari will hear of this.
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[BOLT FIRES]
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He's head of the Thieves' Guild.
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But he stole in broad daylight.
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They're allowed to steal.
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Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.
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What exactly do we do here?
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MAN: My Lord, he's here.
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And I'm afraid he's brought his troll.
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VIMES: Look, go easy on
the floor tiles, Sarge.
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Don't worry. I've lost
weight since the last time.
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Yes, that's quite far enough,
Sergeant Detritus.
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I'm sorry to interrupt your
very important work, Vimes.
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But perhaps you could explain to me
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why the head of the Thieves'
Guild said he was arrested...
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for stealing.
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Uh, mistakes are a mistake.
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VETINARI: No, the allegation
was very clear.
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Constable Ironfoundersson.
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Ah, well, there you go, sir.
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No one of that name in The Watch.
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- So we'll go about my duties.
- Captain. Captain.
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The new boy. The dwarf.
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Oh.
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Come here, Vimes.
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DETRITUS: Go on.
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- Your...
- Hmm?
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Oh. Sorry.
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- A moment.
- I know you feel your status
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couldn't get any lower
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in this city after the growth
of the guilds.
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And that you have...
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[SCOFFS, GRUNTS]
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Catastrophic low self-esteem.
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- [ZIPPER CLOSING]
- [SIGHS SOFTLY]
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But I want you to marshal all
the resources at your disposal.
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The Librarian from Unseen University
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has reported that a book has
been stolen from his shelves.
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He says that it's very red.
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Popular title, sir.
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The colour, Vimes. Red scalehide.
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So, uh, you want me to use
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all the resources at my disposal
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to find a library book?
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This is very serious, Vimes.
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A Librarian's happiness is at stake.
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And he insists that
it was stolen, not lost.
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Well, I'll... I'll...
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give it all I've got, sir.
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Send for the stonemason, would you?
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The troll has wrecked my floor again.
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VIMES: Let's go.
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DETRITUS: Uh-huh. Got you.
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ANGUA: Eyes down, ears on me.
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- Constable...
- Carrot.
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My name's not
because of my hair, you know.
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My body shape tapers
down from my shoulders.
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What I'll tell you is more
interesting and it'll keep you alive.
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Twenty years back,
there was a massive crime wave.
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Gangs running so wild,
The Watch couldn't keep up.
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So Vetinari brought the ancient guilds
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out of the shadows and legalised them.
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Figured if crime's gonna be so normal,
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might as well organise it yourself.
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You want to steal,
join the Thieves' Guild.
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Need somebody killed,
go to the Assassins' Guild.
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Where I'm from, that's murder.
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Here they call it information.
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Even leave a receipt.
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As long as everyone keeps
within their quotas,
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- crime stays lower than it's ever been.
- And The Watch?
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They'll have to work
twice as hard to cut crime.
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All the guild's got to do is...
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Work less.
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Breed them smart in the mountains.
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Bet no dwarf criminal saw
the sun when you were around.
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Well, actually, I'm a dwarf.
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Also not a dwarf. I was adopted,
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but I've got the best deduction
rate of anyone in my unit.
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- 23 colours.
- I'm sure.
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Well, also not.
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You won't be taking anyone down here.
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It's a good gig for laying low.
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I didn't come here to lay low.
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I came here because
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Captain Sam Vimes personally
requested my presence.
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Really? All the way from the mountains?
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The blossom.
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It took me five days to
hike down here from home.
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How come you can still smell it on me?
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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Are bar fights illegal?
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Depends who's fighting. Hey!
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[SIGHS] Really?
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[GRUNTING]
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MAN: Let's go. Come on,
let's get out of here.
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VIMES: Angua!
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Say this for the new boy, Captain.
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Taking a long time to get
himself killed in there.
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You're coming with me,
drug-dealing scum.
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What are you doing, Constable?
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You're Captain Vimes?
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But you were trying to
urinate on that dog.
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Pissed on another dog, sir?
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It was pissing on me first, Angua.
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[HUSHED] We're really gonna
nail that wee bastard.
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Uh-huh.
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This man was carrying a large supply
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of the narcotic I believe you call Slab.
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He freely admits to it.
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And to the trafficking of the drug.
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Wait.
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This too?
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Hong. Alchemist Guild. 12:42.
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You gonna execute him?
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Sir, his dispute with another Alchemist
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has led to public disorder and damage.
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Surely both within our jurisdiction.
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VIMES: I think on this
occasion we can forget
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about the disorder and the damage.
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Vetinari's gonna
destroy The Watch for this.
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I don't like it either, kid,
but I don't make the rules.
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CARROT: Rules?
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With all due respect, Captain,
none of this makes sense.
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No one said anything to me about...
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[INAUDIBLE]
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DEATH: Watch,
Sam Vimes, watch.
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Watch closely, now.
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YOUNG VIMES: Carcer Dun...
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I'm arresting you. You have
the right to remain silent.
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Okay. We can solve this.
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Yeah, it's all right.
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CARCER: How could you
do this to us?
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VIMES: Where'd you go?
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KEEL: Sam knows that this
is his second chance
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and he won't throw it away.
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- No!
- [KEEL GRUNTS]
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YOUNG VIMES:
What have you done?
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CARCER: What have you done?
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- [GROANS]
- Captain. Captain.
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[GROANS] You're the captain now.
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YOUNG VIMES: You...
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have the right to remain...
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Oh, this is gonna hurt.
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YOUNG VIMES: silent.
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- [GASPS]
- poison in him.
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- It's not poison.
- CHEERY: Actually, it is poison.
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- [VIMES WHEEZING]
- But good poison.
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Klatchian coffee.
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It'll sober you up
quicker than anything.
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- I've gone blind.
- Only temporarily.
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No, wait, I'm having a vision.
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See?
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Stars, the universe...
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So many worlds.
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- Is he supposed to be...
- He's totally fine.
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[SCREAMS]
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That's only happened once before.
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Must have gotten
the wrong concentration.
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It's driven him back through sobriety
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and out the other side
where no mind should go.
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This will help him out. Hey, Captain.
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Captain... Captain.
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[COUGHS, INHALES SHARPLY]
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Oh, you need another sip.
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Otherwise you'll start seeing
that pixie in the corner of your eye.
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His name's Trevor. He
cannot be reasoned with.
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Cheery's our forensic officer.
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00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,456
Nothing she doesn't know about
potions and powders.
260
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,840
- She?
- She.
261
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,400
Me.
262
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,816
Oh. [BURPS]
263
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,600
Well... [GRUNTS]
264
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,220
Morning, team.
265
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,536
From Vetinari. We are to use
every resource at our disposal.
266
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,900
I can look at that, sir.
267
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,496
Are you wearing sandals, Constable?
268
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,140
Get downstairs and get yourself
a pair of boots, boy.
269
00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,328
A library book.
270
00:13:57,515 --> 00:13:58,980
You heard your captain.
271
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,720
Your liver is gonna leave you if
you keep on treating her like this.
272
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,376
You believe in ghosts, Cheery?
273
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,216
Only those two goth ghosts
that keep following me around,
274
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,960
staring at me from the balcony
on Thursdays.
275
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,136
Want me to join their band.
276
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,440
They won't take no for an answer.
277
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:35,380
Earlier on, I, I thought I...
278
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,620
No, I know. I saw the man...
279
00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:43,942
who did this.
280
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,936
Carcer Dun is dead, Captain.
281
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,216
No, he was standing
right in front of me.
282
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,656
- Sir...
- Like you are now.
283
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680
- He can't have been.
- I should have arrested him.
284
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,180
Maybe this is your second chance.
285
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,780
If you're so sure, prove it.
286
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:03,445
You're a cop.
287
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,720
Find him.
288
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,320
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
289
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,136
CARROT: Hold it right there.
290
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,376
Constable Carrot
Ironfoundersson of City Watch.
291
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,896
Oh, yeah? Where you going
in such a hurry?
292
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,056
[CLEARS THROAT]
293
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,840
Good evening, Mrs Gob Swallow. I... Oh.
294
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,600
You're under arrest. Stop or I will...
295
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,300
You! I know it was you.
296
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,496
You stole it, didn't you?
297
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880
You're stole the library...
298
00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,023
The library book.
299
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,016
Pathetic.
300
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,000
FEMALE: VOICE: I thought
you were very commanding.
301
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,280
What?
302
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,480
Did you see all of that?
303
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,120
That's a great arse.
304
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,060
Another one.
305
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,776
Found that book yet?
306
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,776
No, I haven't found it
307
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,016
because weirdly nobody cares about
308
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,780
a stolen library book around here.
309
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,936
I've been looking through
your paperwork.
310
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,496
And all any of you have done
311
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,056
in a city full of thieves and killers
312
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,420
is shoot a bunch of innocent
pigeons and chase a dog.
313
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,096
Bad dog.
314
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,696
I don't think it's gonna
work out for me here.
315
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,536
By the way, whatever monster
316
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,980
you've been keeping in cell 19 is out.
317
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:56,336
[GRUNTING] No monster.
318
00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,040
Hey, take it easy, Sarge. It's okay.
319
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,816
I'm giving Captain Vimes my
resignation and I'm going home.
320
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,856
You won't find him.
321
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,560
He'll be asleep in some gutter by now.
322
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,540
My turn.
323
00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:17,314
Huh?
324
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,420
Sorry.
325
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,656
- Who's that?
- I'm Sam Vimes from the City Watch.
326
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,136
Piss off, I'm painting.
327
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,816
I order you to give me that slide.
328
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,376
I'll bite your finger.
329
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,800
Who do you think you are?
330
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,480
Watch, my arse. How
dare you interrupt an artist.
331
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,100
CARCER: Who saved you?
Kept you alive?
332
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,760
The Watch has just never cared.
333
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,220
YOUNG VIMES: Carcer, stop.
334
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,260
There's nowhere to go.
335
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,220
CARCER: Nowhere for
you to go either, Sam.
336
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,656
WOMAN: [OVER PA]
Unseen University warns you,
337
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,216
all citizens to keep
away from the sewers.
338
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,936
A creature has escaped his lab...
339
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,256
Oh. Where are you two going?
340
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,360
Keep away from the sewers.
341
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,120
Keep away...
342
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,300
I always thought we were brothers.
343
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,700
[CARCER SCREAMS]
344
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,320
Told you.
345
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,300
I'll leave him a note and you'll
never have to see me again.
346
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,416
It's father's handwriting.
347
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,256
Why would he be sending
the captain a letter?
348
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,456
Yeah, we shouldn't be in here.
349
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,500
"He's a good kid, but he's grown so big.
350
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,856
"The other day
he hit his head on a hoist
351
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,680
"and nearly brought down
the entire mineshaft.
352
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,840
"People are scared.
353
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,880
"I'm scared."
354
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,936
That hoist was way too low.
The shortest dwarf...
355
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,376
Why don't you join us downstairs?
356
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,640
"We think he'll be safer
if he's in the big City Watch.
357
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,640
"So will we."
358
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,960
Captain didn't ask for me.
359
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,080
Did he?
360
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,000
My father wanted rid.
361
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,840
That's who Sam Vimes is.
362
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,000
Helps people who
have nowhere else to go.
363
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,280
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
364
00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:18,248
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
365
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,490
_
366
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,600
_
367
00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:24,639
_
368
00:21:24,748 --> 00:21:27,320
_
369
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
_
370
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,140
_
371
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,540
VIMES: Never trust
an alchemist.
372
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,080
[GROANING]
373
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,620
DETRITUS: Carrot, why did you
become a cop?
374
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,860
I always thought I was just...
375
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,500
a large dwarf.
376
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,576
Special.
377
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,256
When I was 16, my parents
came and sat on my lap
378
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,180
and told me that my height and
width wasn't down to good nutrition.
379
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,380
I was just human.
380
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,580
Someone threw me down a mineshaft.
381
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,336
Like I was nothing.
382
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,220
I landed on the woman who'd
go on to become my dwarf mother.
383
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,420
Now, who does that?
384
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,020
Now, who throws a baby...
385
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,720
down a mountain mine...
386
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,680
at a dwarf?
387
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,260
So you became a cop to stop people
from throwing babies at dwarves?
388
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,480
[ALL LAUGHING]
389
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,760
CHEERY: At least you
were accepted in your mine.
390
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,620
Buried all us kids under beards.
391
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,860
First thing I did when
I got here was shave.
392
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,536
Were you adopted as well?
393
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,336
You seem very tall for a dwarf.
394
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,980
We come in all sizes down there.
395
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,180
What about you, Sarge?
396
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,240
Why did you join The Watch?
397
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,256
Why did you have to go and save me? Huh?
398
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,840
ANGUA: He doesn't like
to talk about it.
399
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,160
But I'll show you why I'm here.
400
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,480
You asked how I could still pick up
that blossom scent after five days.
401
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,460
I'll look after anything she can
hurt herself with after she turns.
402
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,040
Turns?
403
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,680
You're a werewolf.
404
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,136
Didn't I say we've got
a detective on our hands?
405
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,056
[CHUCKLING]
406
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,760
Why don't you just keep the light out?
407
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,376
Stay like this?
408
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,520
Because I'm not just this.
409
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,360
Like you're not just a human.
410
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,840
Most humans would have run
by now or tried to kill me.
411
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,140
Sarge?
412
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,700
Shame. No monster.
413
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,460
[ANGUA GRUNTING]
414
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,320
[VOICE DISTORTING]
415
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,280
[SNORTS]
416
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,480
[METAL CLANGS]
417
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,820
MAN: Here she comes.
418
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,480
[STRAINS]
419
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,480
Whoo!
420
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,776
Well...
421
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,600
I hope you're better behaved
than he is today.
422
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,016
Excuse me.
423
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,936
We raise hands if you want to speak.
424
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,660
- You...
- Hands.
425
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,456
- Uh...
- Hand?
426
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,136
- You...
- Raise your hand. Hand?
427
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,740
Raise your hand.
428
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,620
- Yes.
- You're on fire.
429
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,560
Oh. So I am.
430
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,376
He always gets like that
when I try to worm him.
431
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,256
Good morning, class.
432
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,360
ALL: [WEAKLY]
Good morning, ma'am.
433
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,416
Who here would like to explain
to our new classmate
434
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,320
what these sessions are all about?
435
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,280
Anyone?
436
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,600
No?
437
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,576
All right, I'll do it.
438
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,376
I brought you here because
you've been brainwashed
439
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,776
into believing that crime
is a legitimate profession.
440
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,440
But I am here to save you
from this delusion.
441
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,760
- Um...
- Hand.
442
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,960
Oh.
443
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,296
Yes.
444
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,680
I'm not a criminal.
445
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,376
Good.
446
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,736
You're not a criminal.
447
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,936
You're a victim.
448
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,856
Of a system designed
to make things better
449
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,376
but actually only perpetuates...
450
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,936
No, no, no. I'm... I'm
really not a criminal.
451
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,740
I'm not even a member of a guild.
452
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,860
I haven't done anything wrong.
453
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,480
I'm...
454
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,440
Captain Vimes of The Watch.
455
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,696
- The Watch?
- Mmm-hmm.
456
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,600
You're interfering
with an official investigation.
457
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,640
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
458
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280
Into what?
459
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,840
Tell us, I'm sure we'd all
love to hear it.
460
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,816
Yes.
461
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,896
It's, uh, classified information.
462
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,176
Are you investigating the fact
that our streets
463
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,896
are crawling with assassins
who not only murder with impunity
464
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,480
but with professional pride?
465
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,136
Meanwhile...
466
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,816
everybody just carries on.
467
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,336
- Going to work...
- [STRAINING]
468
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,502
eating, sleeping, not running
around in a constant state of panic,
469
00:27:14,526 --> 00:27:17,696
wondering how everyone
around you can just carry on
470
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,016
without ripping their tongues out
471
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,096
and strangling each other
472
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,480
at the state of it all.
473
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,296
So...
474
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,500
Mr Police Officer,
I'll make it easy for you.
475
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,540
You have ten seconds to tell me
or I'll feed you to Goodboy.
476
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,320
Goodboy?
477
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,860
Ten seconds.
478
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,576
- Can I just...
- Shh!
479
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,005
- But...
- Shh!
480
00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:52,340
Quiet. Some old clients are trying
to recruit a new band member.
481
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,536
I've told you.
482
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,140
I'm not interested.
483
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,440
Ghosts again?
484
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,680
It's harassment.
485
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,960
What's that?
486
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,320
Clack machine.
487
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,136
Today's cases.
488
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,936
Tree stuck up a cat,
witch being sarcastic,
489
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,360
sewer monster eating another street.
490
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,816
- So you think this shows...
- Carcer Dun.
491
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,456
Who's come back from
the dead after 20 years,
492
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,416
hasn't aged a day
and is now stockpiling Slab.
493
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,216
After a double crossing
and murdering an alchemist.
494
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,520
Also crushing an imp.
495
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,000
- An imp?
- Hmm.
496
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,616
I don't think I introduced myself.
497
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,240
My name is Lady Sybil Ramkin.
498
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,616
Is this absolutely necessary?
499
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,860
I'm afraid it is.
500
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920
[GRUNTS]
501
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,976
I'm warning you.
502
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,656
I might not be in the best
shape but I will hit a woman.
503
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,976
You're in appalling shape.
You need help.
504
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,336
- Me?
- No meat on the rump.
505
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,616
Barely any length of bone.
506
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,336
Taking on the guilds...
507
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,696
Your vigilante act is the most
deranged thing I've ever seen.
508
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,976
Bet you haven't been wormed in years.
509
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,616
You're a terrorist.
510
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,840
You know... I suppose I am.
511
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,320
What happened to you?
512
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,960
[KNOCKING]
513
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
Sarge?
514
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,176
So, a public drinking
fountain's been blocked.
515
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,776
They can all drink
somewhere else, can't they?
516
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,656
It's blocked because
there's a dead body in it.
517
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,900
- Drowned.
- What, after their throat was cut?
518
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,856
Then it's an inhumation.
519
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,336
There's no mention of a receipt.
520
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,480
If it was the Assassins' Guild,
wouldn't there be one?
521
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,700
Says here the body
was found in Sator Square.
522
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,816
There you go. Suicide.
523
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,776
Anyone walking alone around
there is committing suicide.
524
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,216
Then I'll be committing suicide.
525
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,220
Stop right there, Constable.
526
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,200
Your buttons are all over the place.
527
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,120
This...
528
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,096
Angua, this is a murder.
529
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,840
It's time we stopped watching.
530
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,480
Go get the others.
531
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,136
Why are you trying to change people?
532
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,096
I don't want to be changed.
533
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,696
Everyone is so busy
just surviving this place,
534
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,176
they never stop to think about
what's wrong with it.
535
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,816
What happens when they do?
536
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,656
I run them to the edge
of the city and shoo them off.
537
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,440
Well, you're not worming me.
538
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,576
Not ever.
539
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,800
We'll see about that.
540
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,096
Locked.
541
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,016
I think this is where Carcer is...
542
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,400
You're boring me. Out of the way.
543
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,200
No one here.
544
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,216
30 kids used to sleep in here.
545
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,656
Carcer was kinder to me
than this city ever was.
546
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,920
And how did they repay him?
547
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,760
CARCER: Arrest me, then!
548
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,920
Come on, arrest me!
549
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,560
What are you waiting for?
550
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,600
Out!
551
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,176
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
552
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,800
[BOTH GRUNTING, COUGHING]
553
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,780
- "Arrest me"?
- Carcer...
554
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,936
killed Captain Keel.
555
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,776
It should have been my first arrest.
556
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,896
But he died before I...
557
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,176
So someone's messing with you.
558
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,620
I know what I saw.
559
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,376
Oh, yes.
560
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,736
Oh, there's no point growing it
when Goodboy insists
561
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,056
on burning it off at the
slightest sign of a syringe.
562
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,136
Goodboy?
563
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,020
The thing you keep in your basement?
564
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,320
Lady Ramkin?
565
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,216
You were right.
566
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,980
I really do need your help.
567
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,056
Throat's the city's best snitch.
568
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,016
But her information doesn't come cheap.
569
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,820
This is a family heirloom.
570
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,180
Better be worth it, Vimes.
571
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,856
This alchemist turned up dead yesterday.
572
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,260
We're trying to find
whoever's with him in the slide.
573
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,500
Sorry, Captain. No idea.
574
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,060
A murdered guild member.
575
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,100
I think he's illegally stockpiling Slab.
576
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,700
We never touch that stuff.
577
00:33:07,745 --> 00:33:09,745
_
578
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,336
You know what the guild
would do to freelancers like me
579
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,740
if we so much as breathe on their turf?
580
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,736
I hear that mime artist is
back in Catmere Street.
581
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,136
Smearing his bits up and down
the shop windows, frightening kids.
582
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,860
- Filth.
- SYBIL: Vimes.
583
00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:28,793
Aren't The Watch more concerned
584
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:31,500
with noisy neighbours
and dog shit these days?
585
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,016
Slab?
586
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,376
Personal supply.
587
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,936
Very personal.
588
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,280
"Never touch that stuff."
589
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,660
My bitches will make it quick.
590
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,136
Make it quick, bitches.
591
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,576
We've got business
to be getting on with.
592
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,256
Let me guess. You are unarmed.
593
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,660
Mimes just mime it.
594
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,100
Goodboy bit a mime once.
595
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,096
Man didn't make a sound,
596
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,376
but his expression...
597
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,520
[SCREECHES]
598
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,216
That's Goodboy?
599
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,920
I thought you'd got some
monster locked up.
600
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,880
[SCREAMING]
601
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,660
SYBIL: Come on.
602
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,976
Piss off, then.
603
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,880
- [SCREAMING]
- [WATER SPLASHING]
604
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,260
They'll just... They'll
just be a bit singed.
605
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,200
[SCREAMING]
606
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,240
[GOODBOY ROARING]
607
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,520
It's over.
608
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,780
I think.
609
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,576
You know he had six kids, don't ya?
610
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,736
SYBIL: And the other one?
611
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,740
Did a lot of charity work.
612
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,296
Those dragons are meant to be...
613
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,896
Lighting our city while they
suffocate on their own fumes?
614
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,376
He spent the first year of his
life enslaved in a streetlamp.
615
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,576
I think it stunted his growth.
616
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,142
Projectile weapons are against the law.
617
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:12,272
The law!
618
00:35:12,296 --> 00:35:14,016
Which also prohibits
the ownership of magical...
619
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,780
Necklace and answers.
620
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,720
Now, please.
621
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,656
There's somebody new in town.
622
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,416
Buying up every last bit of Slab.
623
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,136
His crew are stopping by any minute
624
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,776
to collect it all.
625
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,616
Now piss off. You're not
gonna arrest me, are you?
626
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,256
- [MUFFLED YELLING]
- SYBIL: In you go.
627
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,736
Just put the brake on for you.
628
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,136
[MUFFLED YELLING CONTINUES]
629
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,680
Vimes! Let's hide.
630
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,380
Your foot's sticking out.
631
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,500
We're supposed to be hiding.
632
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,440
Better?
633
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,736
ANGUA: Bundel Prong.
634
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,140
Head of the Alchemist Guild.
635
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,496
I think he might be dead.
636
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,803
There's no receipt.
637
00:36:13,827 --> 00:36:16,376
They're the two alchemists
from the bar fight yesterday.
638
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,161
I mean, it has to be connected. We
need to get some twine around this.
639
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,775
Huh?
640
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,696
Stop the scene from being disturbed.
You know, preserve evidence?
641
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,816
Never mind.
642
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,536
Locals aren't used to seeing us around,
643
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,135
so make it fast, Cheery.
644
00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:29,856
Hey, this is the first job I've had
that doesn't involve picking up litter.
645
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,056
I want to savour it.
646
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,216
ANGUA: Don't savour it
too long. Hurry up.
647
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,840
[GASPS] Yeah.
648
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,376
That is a fingerprint.
649
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,496
Fingerprint?
650
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,080
What's a fingerprint?
651
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,940
If Carcer wasn't your
first arrest, who was?
652
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,120
A troll.
653
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,176
He was seeing out his days...
654
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,080
propping up a bridge when
I came across him.
655
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,880
It was dark.
656
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,700
Mind was in a bad place.
657
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,840
Well, I...
658
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,160
fell off the bridge.
659
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,400
He pulled me out of the water.
660
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,500
Bridge collapsed.
661
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,260
I was furious.
662
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,080
Didn't want to be saved.
663
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,220
It was only later I realised
we'd both saved each other.
664
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,420
So I gave him a job.
665
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,016
Sometimes I wonder if
Sergeant Detritus wasn't better off
666
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,740
propping up that old bridge.
667
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,680
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
668
00:37:47,729 --> 00:37:49,729
_
669
00:37:49,761 --> 00:37:51,761
_
670
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,880
_
671
00:37:53,901 --> 00:37:56,840
_
672
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,042
_
673
00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:01,016
_
674
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,776
Sometimes I could swear
675
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,180
there's more going on beneath
those helmets than people think.
676
00:38:06,237 --> 00:38:07,696
_
677
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,696
They're coming.
678
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,136
CHEERY: Wouldn't hold
out hope of a match.
679
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,056
The Watch stopped bothering
to take prints years ago.
680
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,360
But let's see.
681
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,940
DETRITUS: Oh, that's
a fingerprint!
682
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,100
SYBIL: That's a lot of Slab.
683
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,120
[DINGING]
684
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,840
Match.
685
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,980
VIMES: It can't be.
686
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,900
CARCER: Arrest me.
687
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,300
Sam!
688
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,120
Come on, arrest me!
689
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,920
CHEERY: You asked
why we became cops?
690
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,936
This is the captain's reason.
691
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,280
His best friend.
They were in the same gang.
692
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,120
CARCER: Just gonna
stand and watch then?
693
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,100
Come on then! Arrest me!
694
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,720
Sam! What are you waiting for?
695
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,240
SYBIL: Vimes,
someone's coming.
696
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,200
VIMES: What's that
they're carrying?
697
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,760
SYBIL: Whatever it is,
they've left it behind.
698
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,976
Vimes, should we call...
699
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,896
Is "backup" the term you use?
700
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,300
Yeah, but there's no clacks here.
701
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,340
SYBIL: If that is Carcer, then
who's doing business with a ghost?
702
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,720
I guess it's up to Goodboy then.
703
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,760
Be safe, Goodboy.
704
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,760
- Ready?
- Yeah.
705
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,200
[VIMES PANTING]
706
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,000
SYBIL: You breathe
like an old lady.
707
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,580
Red Scalehide.
708
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,420
I know this book.
709
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,980
SYBIL: Noble dragon?
710
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,060
Nobody's seen one of these in centuries.
711
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,576
All this Slab for a little library
book about dead dragons.
712
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,240
CARCER: Don't underestimate
little things.
713
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,220
A book can burn the world.
714
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,200
Carcer?
715
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,096
Friend who let you fall.
716
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,696
VIMES: You look
exactly the same.
717
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,856
Impossible.
718
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,740
A rat can become a captain.
719
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,700
He brought you along, Lady Ramkin.
720
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,616
- Good.
- You know me?
721
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,300
Still letting other people do
the ugly stuff for you, Sam?
722
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,136
The hard stuff?
723
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,060
What are you here? For that book?
724
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,296
How are you even here?
725
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,256
It's my time now, Sam.
726
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,700
You should have arrested me.
727
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,260
- VIMES: No!
- [GASPS]
728
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,536
DEATH: Enjoy all that?
729
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,256
It was a little expository
in the middle there,
730
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,656
but it picked up, didn't it?
731
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,256
So this is the end?
732
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,940
Actually, it is only the beginning.
50803
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