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VETINARI: I want you to marshal
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all the resources at your disposal.
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To find a library book?
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Let's go get pissed.
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CARROT: I know any of you have done
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in a city full of thieves and killers,
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is shoot a bunch of innocent
pigeons and chase a dog.
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ANGUA: Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.
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VIMES: I thought I saw a man
who did this?
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CHEERY: Carcer Dun is dead, Captain.
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CHEERY: You're a werewolf.
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ANGUA: That's who Sam Vimes is.
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Helps people who have
nowhere else to go.
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SYBIL: So, you think...
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VIMES: Carcer Dun.
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...who's come back from the dead,
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hasn't aged a day
and is now stockpiling Slab.
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VIMES: It was only later I
realised we'd both saved each other.
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Be safe, Goodboy.
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VIMES: All this Slab for a little
library book about dead dragons.
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CARCER: A book can burn a world.
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VIMES: Carcer.
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- No!
- [GRUNTS]
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[DEATH GRUMBLES]
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So, uh...
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I am dead, right?
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It would seem our meeting is somewhat,
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premature.
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Then, uh...
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Why are we...
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Probably, something to do with that
crossbow bolt heading towards you.
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The guy who shot it?
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Mr Carcer Dun?
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Twenty years ago, did he die?
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Sadly not.
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I saw him fall.
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And the lightning... I saw him burn.
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Yeah.
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You'd think that would be enough,
wouldn't you?
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Imagine how frustrating these
things are for me. [GRUMBLES]
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Here I am, trying to do a job...
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If he didn't die, then where is he?
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Did you hear what I said?
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No, of course, you didn't.
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Nobody ever listens to Death.
Nobody ever thinks about Death.
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Please.
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Eh, we're gonna have to finish
this discussion at another time
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because someone's about to save you
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and I've got to carry on not
being appreciated elsewhere.
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Who's gonna save me?
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DEATH: Ah, shut up.
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Who's gonna save me?
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[WHERE IS MY MIND BY THE PIXIES PLAYING]
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[STRAINING]
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[EXHALES]
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[ROARING]
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No!
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[GRUNTS AND GROANS]
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- No.
- [GRUNTS]
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- [CROSSBOW BOLT HITS]
- No!
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Stand down, Sergeant, that's an order.
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Stand down!
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[GRUNTS]
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CHEERY: Sarge!
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CARROT: Captain, stay down!
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- [GROANS]
- ANGUA: Sarge!
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My champion won't save me again.
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You saved me... [WHEEZING]
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You saved all of us...
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Sam. [WHEEZING]
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[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
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VIMES: Sarge.
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Sarge.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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VIMES: Oh, Sarge.
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Sarge!
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[VIMES SOBBING]
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Sarge.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Good evening, everyone. Thank you, uh...
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Thank you for this opportunity
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to share my music with you guys.
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Let's have fun tonight, yeah?
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♪ How do you know... ♪
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ANGUA: I can't believe he's gone.
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We're not meant to die doing this.
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Line of duty.
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Get that shit from, Carrot?
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Our line of duty's way off
what we just did.
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Sarge wanted to be more than
a prop under some bridge.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Maybe we can be more, too.
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♪ ...memories, good times... ♪
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[SIGHS]
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Took a witness statement
from Lady Ramkin, sir.
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Checked every iconograph in the area.
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Imps.
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All murdered.
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Carcer wanted no trace of himself
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or who he was getting that book from.
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Who told the Sergeant to go
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charging through the door like that?
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You knew him.
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When you were younger.
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- How come he hasn't aged a day?
- Who told him?
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Was it possible the report you made
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20 years ago was wrong.
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Perhaps, Carcer didn't die,
maybe he got away...
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Who told him?
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I was trying to help.
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[SNIFFLES]
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Carcer didn't get away.
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- He should be dead.
- But he's not.
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And now he's back.
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And he's killed two alchemists,
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another officer of the Watch,
17 iconograph imps,
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all in pursuit of that book
you tasked me with finding.
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- Booze run away.
- A book none of us took seriously,
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yet somebody stole
from the Unseen University...
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- Who scared the booze?
- For Carcer and would only exchange...
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Would only exchange for enough
Slab to sink a city.
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[SPITS CORK]
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There's more to all this
than you and Carcer.
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He didn't come looking for you,
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you went looking for him.
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Don't you wanna know what
he's planning to do with that book?
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This is way above our pay grade.
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Carcer is not a member of any guild,
there's no licence
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for the crimes he's committing. Surely,
that means
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all of this is in our jurisdiction.
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The Watch hasn't fought
real crime for years.
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My Sergeant...
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The only reason I'm still breathing...
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♪ Nothing wrong with love... ♪
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[VIMES SIGHS]
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It's just the four of us now.
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Five, sir.
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Lady Ramkin wants to help.
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VIMES: We'll see about that.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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The door wasn't locked.
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You want people to get in here.
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My father commissioned
these ordnance maps
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for his holdings across the city.
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We can use them to
coordinate our search for Carcer.
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Help me with this strap, will you?
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I can never get this sodding
holster across my shoulder.
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Um... Look,
don't think I don't appreciate you
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- trying to help, but, uh...
- Mmm, I might have to carry it.
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But then, that means,
I'll have to either leave
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the broad sword or the mace behind,
which I'm loath to do.
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If Vetinari finds out
what you've been doing
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to guild members up here,
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he'll hang me for not reporting you,
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and have half the Assassins
Guild crawling all over this place
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before my neck's broken.
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Maybe you can carry the mace?
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I'm more booze than blood.
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And your... Your snares
and wires didn't fool me.
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My little vanity hatch did though.
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One finger on this switch...
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[FLOOR CREAKING]
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It's a long way down to the basement.
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Do you have any idea how many thieves
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rethink their choice of profession
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after ten weeks of intensive nursing?
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Even if you caught every assassin,
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you'd never get them to rethink
their choice of profession.
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[RUMBLING]
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[CLUCKING]
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[DRAGON ROARING]
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VIMES: My gods.
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[DRAGON ROARING]
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Vimes...
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That's a noble dragon.
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Just like in the book.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[BARKING]
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[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
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[GROANING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
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SYBIL: These poor souls.
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ANNOUNCER: Citizens,
Lord Vetinari wishes it be known
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that the recent occurrence...
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It's just as you described it
from Carcer's book, Lady Ramkin.
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ANNOUNCER: ...not a dragon but a...
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Did anyone see it up close?
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ANNOUNCER: ...angry, wailing bird.
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SYBIL: And you call yourselves
the Watch.
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ANNOUNCER: Please remain calm.
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How many, um...
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fatalities?
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At least six, sir, in this street.
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CARROT: Whether you like it or not...
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this is now a crime scene,
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Captain.
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Where'd that bastard go?
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URDO VAN PEW: Eighty confirmed dead.
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Scores of injured.
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Four streets, gone!
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To say nothing of the
damage to our pockets.
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My thieves are afraid to step into...
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VETINARI: Yes, but does the
Thieves' Guild have a proposal
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for finding this creature?
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URDO VAN PEW: Nobody's seen one
in a hundred years.
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Folklore speaks of
chaining virgins to rocks, to...
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DR CRUCES: Plenty of rocks
in the city, My Lord.
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Only one virgin I know of.
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Well, perhaps we should contract
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our esteemed head of the Assassins
Guild to inhume the creature.
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If I can find it, I can kill it.
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As ever, Dr Cruces's,
dedication to her craft is...
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admirable.
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But it seems to me,
the sudden appearance
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of this creature is most likely
to be a magical phenomenon.
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Archchancellor,
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this city greatly values
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the technology your
Unseen University provides.
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But your experiments have some...
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alarming side effects.
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Like keeping the lights on?
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Like the time an entire street
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vanished when you wired it up
to the thaumic power grid.
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[POWERING UP AND CRACKLING]
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Yeah, it was a coincidence.
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Or the fact that you can't swear?
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Oh, yes.
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Firstly, what sort of...
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- [VOICES VOCALISING]
- ...would bring that up.
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And secondly,
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I was trying to help a poor mother
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who preferred music
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to her foul-mouthed teenager's
terrible profanities.
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The spell backfired,
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and I was left with this...
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- This...
- [MAN VOCALISES]
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...condition.
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Every stall in the Shade is full
of your malfunctioning inventions.
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The typewriter...
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that explodes
when you press the letter "Y."
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VETINARI: Can you be certain
that there's nothing taking place
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in your institution
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that could've triggered this event?
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A trespasser's foot
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so much as touches the floor
of our research library
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and I'm immediately alerted.
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No, no, no, no.
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This had nothing to do with us.
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Our scoreboard?
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What is this?
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What have you done?
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I dragged up every report I can.
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Right back to when the
Captain was first in the Watch.
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Did you know he only joined up to
kill John Keel and empty the cells?
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Yes.
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And he had a change of heart.
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Carcer was in charge of
the gangmost of the criminals
260
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in these cells were part of.
261
00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,101
Captain Vimes
262
00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,581
filed a report saying he chased Carcer
263
00:13:21,621 --> 00:13:23,461
up on to the roof of Unseen University.
264
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,741
What happened to the typewriter?
265
00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,741
Oh, it blew up.
266
00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:30,081
The Captain said that lightning
disintegrated Carcer.
267
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,061
What if...
268
00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:34,881
he let him go?
269
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,041
They were friends.
270
00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:38,781
Weren't they?
271
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,941
Grew up together.
272
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:43,261
Only explanation I can think
of for why he isn't dead.
273
00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:44,341
I can't do this.
274
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:46,061
I don't understand.
275
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,941
Who's better than Cheery
with powders and prints?
276
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,861
And you, with that nose. And look,
277
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,741
yesterday, it was complaints about
278
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litter and peeping toms.
279
00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:54,861
Today, people want to know
if they're gonna be safe.
280
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,381
We should run towards the danger
281
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,341
- everyone else runs away from.
- I can't.
282
00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,461
You don't strike me as a coward.
283
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,101
If I'm caught outside
284
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,261
when the moon's out.
285
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,581
I'm the danger.
286
00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:05,461
It's me they'll be running from.
287
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,921
We don't live
in the same world, Constable.
288
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:10,201
Angua, I'm sorry, I...
289
00:14:11,781 --> 00:14:14,781
VETINARI: The dragon must be
hiding somewhere, Vimes.
290
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,981
VIMES: The Librarian
didn't mention that the, uh,
291
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,421
book could summon dragons, sir.
292
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,861
Have you met him, Vimes?
293
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,381
VIMES: Well...
294
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,421
Apart from that night I
chased Carcer on to its roof,
295
00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:28,901
I've never been anywhere
near on Unseen University.
296
00:14:28,941 --> 00:14:32,441
Let's just say The Librarian
is a man of few words.
297
00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:37,821
The book
298
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:39,901
must've been
299
00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:42,961
stolen for Carcer
by someone on the inside.
300
00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:47,501
Sorry, I... I didn't mean
to think aloud.
301
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,021
Elaborate.
302
00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,641
Well, if I find the thief,
303
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,861
they might lead us straight to him.
304
00:14:56,588 --> 00:14:57,668
Sir.
305
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:02,181
I've, uh, already lost one good officer.
306
00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:04,181
The others barely survived.
307
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,021
"Barely" will suffice, Vimes.
308
00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,901
SYBIL: The overalls
are made of scalehide.
309
00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:16,781
Flame retardant.
Pop the gloves on, will you?
310
00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:18,981
Uh, Lady Ramkin,
the trousers are too tight,
311
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,501
they're really riding up
around my crotch...
312
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:23,101
SYBIL: Oh! Vimes.
313
00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:25,781
I've brought these in,
in case of another attack.
314
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,341
They won't do much good
in a full frontal blast
315
00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:29,781
but they should provide some protection.
316
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,341
Stealing that book
from Unseen University
317
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,741
was an inside job.
318
00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,501
It's the only lead we've got on Carcer,
319
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,941
and sending that thing back.
320
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,621
Us? The Watch?
321
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:43,421
- VIMES: Mmm-hmm.
- So, this is an official investigation?
322
00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:44,741
Afraid so.
323
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:46,701
And I am not losing anybody else.
324
00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:49,061
We do things my way, understand?
325
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:52,701
Low-key, no stupid risks, heads down.
326
00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:56,581
The Archchancellor is the
most powerful wizard in the city.
327
00:15:56,621 --> 00:16:00,501
He created everything, from the
street lights to the iconographs.
328
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,601
He'll make short work of you.
329
00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:04,501
- CHEERY: You... You know him?
- SYBIL: A little.
330
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,661
So he can help us.
331
00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:06,981
I don't think that's a good idea.
332
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,181
CARROT: We need all the help we can get.
333
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,321
SYBIL: Good, agreed. Leave it with me.
334
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,261
Uh, leave what with you?
335
00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:14,421
[DOOR OPENS]
336
00:16:14,461 --> 00:16:15,501
Lady Ramkin!
337
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,821
Leave what with you?
338
00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:17,861
[DOOR CLOSES]
339
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,621
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
340
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:23,143
[PHONE RINGING] _
341
00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,581
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] _
342
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,416
_
343
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,197
_
344
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,221
_
345
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,253
_
346
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:36,895
_
347
00:16:36,919 --> 00:16:38,919
_
348
00:16:39,192 --> 00:16:40,481
_
349
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,559
_
350
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:44,375
_
351
00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:46,399
_
352
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,701
[GASPS]
353
00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:49,561
_
354
00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,461
Find the wizards.
355
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,517
_
356
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:54,541
Now!
357
00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:57,301
_
358
00:17:04,301 --> 00:17:05,421
[COUGHING]
359
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:08,901
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
360
00:17:08,941 --> 00:17:10,701
CARROT: The wizard's fallen asleep.
361
00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:12,541
It's been a while
since he called upstairs.
362
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:13,861
I should wake him.
363
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,381
Sit back down and let him sleep.
364
00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:16,581
CARROT: Why are they keeping us waiting?
365
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,816
'Cause we're the Watch.
366
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,381
CARROT: Or are they using
all this time to hide something.
367
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:20,541
[VIMES SCOFFS]
368
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,701
Lord Vetinari publishes the
minutes of most council meetings.
369
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,141
I've been reading
through some of the paperwork.
370
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:27,181
Paperwork isn't police work, Constable.
371
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,661
Besides,
372
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,181
if it's a public document.
373
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,481
Then nobody's gonna
say anything that's gonna inc...
374
00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,021
inc...
375
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,621
Incriminate.
376
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,301
...incriminate themselves, are they?
377
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,901
Why do you keep shutting me down?
378
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:41,241
Why don't you shut yourself
down for a while?
379
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,098
- ARCHCHANCELLOR: Good afternoon.
- VIMES: Ah.
380
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,881
Listen and learn, Constable.
381
00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:48,548
[SPITS]
382
00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,301
Archchancellor.
383
00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,981
We're here to, uh, investigate
384
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:57,341
a report made by your librarian
385
00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:59,821
about the theft of a book
from one of his shelves.
386
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,445
We'd like to ask you a few questions.
387
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,221
I'm not sure how much use
I can be to you.
388
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:04,941
It's a long time
since I concerned myself
389
00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,501
with minor matters like library books.
390
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,701
Well, [CHUCKLES] in my experience,
391
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,821
it pays to explore every avenue.
392
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:15,581
We won't take up too much of your time.
393
00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:16,949
And while we're speaking,
394
00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:20,381
my officers here would like
to interview your librarian.
395
00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:22,061
That I can arrange.
396
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,321
Javier, will you escort these
two Watch officers to the library?
397
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,161
ARCHCHANCELLOR: Javier? Oh.
398
00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,021
Oh.
399
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,841
Did none of you notice he'd died?
400
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:37,601
Hmm.
401
00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:44,421
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
402
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,101
Is everybody here a...
403
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,181
A wizard?
404
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:48,701
Yeah.
405
00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,341
And you are?
406
00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:51,721
Just a cleaner.
407
00:18:53,181 --> 00:18:54,901
Right, here we go.
408
00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:56,621
The Librarian will look after you.
409
00:18:56,661 --> 00:18:58,021
You're not coming in with us?
410
00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,061
Uh, six floors left more to clean.
411
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,741
Don't worry, the alarms won't
trigger when you tread on this one.
412
00:19:02,781 --> 00:19:04,561
You have the Archchancellor's
permission.
413
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:08,087
Thank you.
414
00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:12,241
ARCHCHANCELLOR: Roundworld,
my biggest discovery.
415
00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:14,681
It's where I get my best ideas.
416
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,441
Helps me focus my imagination.
417
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,341
The, um, stolen book?
418
00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:22,915
[SCOFFS] Please.
419
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:26,361
You honestly think I believe you
came here to talk about a book?
420
00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:30,081
Vetinari's getting desperate,
sending you in here.
421
00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:33,621
They're always spying on us.
422
00:19:33,661 --> 00:19:35,381
We've had them all.
423
00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:38,381
Lowly orphans with tragic stories.
424
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,795
New caterers,
425
00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:42,261
then the old caterers back
with their tails between their legs.
426
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,381
[CHUCKLES]
427
00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:45,661
[ARCHCHANCELLOR CLEARS THROAT]
428
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,261
I gave them those tails.
429
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,701
We didn't come here for tales.
430
00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:49,997
Or trouble.
431
00:19:50,037 --> 00:19:52,581
That's good, because you're
sitting on the last person who did.
432
00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:54,141
[SOFA CRACKLING]
433
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:58,441
Transfiguration. Painful process.
434
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:02,261
That's the face, you know.
435
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,601
- Right by your left...
- [VOICES VOCALISING]
436
00:20:05,461 --> 00:20:06,901
Excuse me.
437
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,141
Terrible affliction.
438
00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:09,261
What you really want to know
439
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,141
is if we're to blame for that dragon.
440
00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:12,341
- No.
- ARCHCHANCELLOR: No, no, no.
441
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,301
Captain, I'm not a fool.
442
00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:16,341
I've already told the council
that our ex...
443
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,861
I believe you used Slab
444
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,081
in some of those
experiments, Archchancellor.
445
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,701
That's right.
446
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,821
[HESITATING] It isn't just a narcotic...
447
00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,101
Fuel for making magical
448
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,101
reactions.
449
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,581
- What is this?
- Yeah, what is this?
450
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,541
It's called interviewing a suspect, sir.
451
00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:34,621
ARCHCHANCELLOR: Am I a suspect?
452
00:20:34,661 --> 00:20:35,557
- No.
- Yes.
453
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:36,821
Yes. No.
454
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,441
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes.
455
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,419
Get on with it.
456
00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,681
You were recently in dispute
with the Alchemists' Guild,
457
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,656
who refused to supply
you with Slab after you tried
458
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,021
to drive down their prices.
459
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:51,821
- You would have got that from...
- Council meeting minutes, sir.
460
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:54,441
- Hmm.
- Police work can be paperwork.
461
00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,121
You would make a great couch, Constable.
462
00:20:58,261 --> 00:21:01,161
Are you sure he's with the Watch?
463
00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:04,021
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
464
00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:08,221
Hand picked and trained by me.
465
00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:11,621
And actually, we were both wondering
466
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,381
how you'd solved your...
467
00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:16,501
- Supply.
- ...supply.
468
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,901
Supply problem after reading the...
469
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:20,421
- Minutes.
- ...minutes.
470
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,901
Great m... Yeah,
I've read those minutes.
471
00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:23,321
It's obvious, isn't it?
472
00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:26,701
Fewer magical reactions.
473
00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:30,141
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an appointment.
474
00:21:30,181 --> 00:21:32,781
- So, if you could kindly...
- [VOICES VOCALISING]
475
00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:34,761
- ...off.
- Oh, yes. Yes.
476
00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:36,741
Thank you.
477
00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:40,661
Archchancellor.
478
00:21:41,741 --> 00:21:43,221
[DOOR OPENS]
479
00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:46,421
Bit dark for a library.
480
00:21:48,221 --> 00:21:50,381
[CHAINS CLINKING]
481
00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,741
If these freaky books turn mean on us,
482
00:21:52,781 --> 00:21:55,181
you fight the encyclopaedias,
I'll fight the periodicals.
483
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:06,821
And that?
484
00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:10,121
Maybe we can fight that one together.
485
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,781
With the Sarge?
486
00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:14,421
Why are you carrying him
around like that?
487
00:22:14,461 --> 00:22:15,801
Crossbow is broken.
488
00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,501
[CHAINS CLINKING]
489
00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:32,301
Hey, did it just jump?
490
00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,141
Cheery?
491
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,141
We know the book
was almost certainly stolen
492
00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:05,861
by someone inside the university.
493
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:08,741
And they exchanged it
with Carcer for Slab.
494
00:23:08,781 --> 00:23:10,421
Do you really think he's got
an appointment, Captain?
495
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:15,181
Actually, I do.
496
00:23:17,341 --> 00:23:18,761
This is how you're helping us?
497
00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:20,661
I've come to discuss
498
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:23,141
this year's Ramkin Scholarship Awards.
499
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:26,661
My family have been supporting
underprivileged students for years.
500
00:23:26,701 --> 00:23:29,581
Hmm. Well, at least you
didn't bring Goodboy with you.
501
00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:32,881
I not only learn
from my mistakes, I grow.
502
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,541
So, I brought my axe.
503
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,781
You can't carry an axe around...
504
00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:39,821
Can in a coat like this.
505
00:23:39,861 --> 00:23:43,141
Besides, it's not a weapon. It's a tool.
506
00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:44,710
Perfectly legal if you chop firewood.
507
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,819
Hmm.
508
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,141
Did the Archchancellor
give you anything useful?
509
00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:50,181
Only that he's running low on Slab
510
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,521
and doesn't wanna talk about it.
511
00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,541
Is he pestering you, Lady Ramkin?
512
00:23:54,581 --> 00:23:57,281
He's just admiring my coat,
Archchancellor.
513
00:23:58,101 --> 00:24:00,761
I'll get him to talk. Watch.
514
00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,981
Archchancellor, tell me about...
515
00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:23,301
Cheery?
516
00:24:29,981 --> 00:24:31,101
No, no. It's okay.
517
00:24:32,268 --> 00:24:33,908
Hey, this is The Librarian.
518
00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,381
This is Angua.
519
00:24:36,421 --> 00:24:37,861
[THE LIBRARIAN GRUNTING]
520
00:24:37,901 --> 00:24:38,901
Say hello.
521
00:24:39,381 --> 00:24:40,501
[GROWLS]
522
00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:44,301
Hello.
523
00:24:44,341 --> 00:24:46,261
[GRUNTS]
524
00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:47,801
Welcome to the reading room.
525
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:50,941
- Wait, how come I can...
- This space helps them
526
00:24:50,981 --> 00:24:52,841
read books written in ancient languages.
527
00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:56,141
But it also helps them
528
00:24:56,181 --> 00:24:57,181
- read people.
- People...
529
00:24:57,661 --> 00:24:58,981
[GRUNTS]
530
00:24:59,021 --> 00:25:00,061
That's incredible.
531
00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:03,621
- Angua.
- Cheery.
532
00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:06,181
You're terrified.
533
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,381
You're not carrying
the Sarge around as a weapon...
534
00:25:08,421 --> 00:25:09,861
You're thinking of leaving.
535
00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:11,321
...you're carrying him for comfort.
536
00:25:12,368 --> 00:25:14,208
You're terrified of the dark.
537
00:25:18,181 --> 00:25:20,021
Shall we just...
538
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,381
BOTH: See what our friend
here can tell us about the book?
539
00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:23,161
Yeah, I think we'd better, don't you?
540
00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,861
Wow.
541
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,781
No more dragon sightings at least.
542
00:25:35,821 --> 00:25:37,021
Must be nesting somewhere.
543
00:25:37,061 --> 00:25:38,701
Is that what these things do, nest?
544
00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:42,181
What happened to the typewriter?
545
00:25:42,221 --> 00:25:43,261
It...
546
00:25:44,981 --> 00:25:46,381
Doesn't matter.
547
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,421
Sir, did you know the library
is right under the dome
548
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:51,881
where you fought Carcer?
549
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:54,441
It's all in here.
550
00:25:55,581 --> 00:25:56,801
Your own report.
551
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:01,921
Checking up on me, Constable?
552
00:26:06,421 --> 00:26:09,381
The Archchancellor sent The
Librarian out of the city on an errand
553
00:26:09,421 --> 00:26:11,141
the night the book was stolen.
554
00:26:11,181 --> 00:26:13,701
The Archchancellor denied
ever having sent the message,
555
00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:15,461
even though it was in
his own handwriting.
556
00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:17,661
That's when The Librarian noticed
an empty space on his shelves.
557
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,341
The Archchancellor could
lead us to Carcer
558
00:26:19,381 --> 00:26:20,981
but he won't come quietly.
559
00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:22,981
The Library is rigged
with an alarm system
560
00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:25,721
that triggers as soon as any
trespassers set foot on the floor.
561
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:30,241
And what good does that do us?
562
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:32,841
There's a room where
you can read people.
563
00:26:33,181 --> 00:26:36,121
We get in there,
trigger the alarm, lure him in.
564
00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:38,121
Find out the truth...
565
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,301
All of it.
566
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,581
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
567
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,001
WONSE: It's Vimes.
568
00:26:56,101 --> 00:26:57,581
He's investigating.
569
00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:58,901
Investigating?
570
00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:00,861
I did as you asked,
571
00:27:00,901 --> 00:27:02,061
stole the Grimoire.
572
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:04,781
Now, I need to go.
573
00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,981
Why didn't it work, Wonse?
574
00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:08,801
Why couldn't I control the dragon?
575
00:27:10,021 --> 00:27:13,381
I have the book and it's no use to me.
576
00:27:13,421 --> 00:27:15,501
WONSE: Without magical training,
maintaining the bond
577
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,941
between summoner and summoned...
578
00:27:16,981 --> 00:27:18,281
What is this?
579
00:27:20,261 --> 00:27:23,781
I just scrub shit off the walls.
580
00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:25,161
- You're a wizard.
- Don't...
581
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,061
Don't call me that.
582
00:27:28,101 --> 00:27:31,581
Not one of their stupid ideas
works out the way it's supposed to.
583
00:27:31,621 --> 00:27:32,781
But I'm taking the Slab you gave me
584
00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:35,061
and I'm leaving this city.
585
00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:37,561
Teaching myself everything
they held back from me.
586
00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:41,381
Good.
587
00:27:43,381 --> 00:27:44,813
They don't deserve you anyway.
588
00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:49,481
You left me to rot in a cell.
589
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,281
Get our brothers and sisters
out of there.
590
00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,021
Vimes was supposed to break you all out.
591
00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:00,601
Where'd you go that night?
592
00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:03,761
Why do you still look the same?
593
00:28:04,661 --> 00:28:06,081
What are you hiding?
594
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:14,721
You were like a father to us kids.
595
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,841
But now we're all older than you.
596
00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:21,801
- How?
- Go back.
597
00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:25,741
Use the Reading Room
to find out what this symbol is.
598
00:28:25,781 --> 00:28:26,821
I can't.
599
00:28:28,621 --> 00:28:30,041
Go.
600
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,401
Then, maybe, I'll tell you my secret.
601
00:28:44,381 --> 00:28:45,701
Library's right below us.
602
00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:50,621
[BOTH GRUNTING]
603
00:28:54,581 --> 00:28:56,541
CARROT: Why won't you
talk about that night, sir?
604
00:28:59,661 --> 00:29:00,741
CHEERY: Hey.
605
00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:03,341
Over here.
606
00:29:05,741 --> 00:29:06,861
[GRUNTS]
607
00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:12,241
Whew!
608
00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,621
As soon as we're on the floor,
the alarm's will go.
609
00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,821
We run for the room.
610
00:29:16,861 --> 00:29:18,621
Draw the Archchancellor in...
611
00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:20,921
And beat the shit out of him and
find out where Carcer's holed up.
612
00:29:22,141 --> 00:29:23,661
Watch yourselves with ancient history
613
00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,001
and modern languages.
614
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:26,621
They bite.
615
00:29:35,061 --> 00:29:36,101
[ALARM BLARES]
616
00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:38,889
ANGUA: That wasn't us.
617
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,541
The Archchancellor will be here soon.
618
00:29:48,861 --> 00:29:49,901
- What the...
- [VOICES VOCALISE]
619
00:29:49,941 --> 00:29:51,121
...are you doing here?
620
00:29:52,981 --> 00:29:54,241
No, it's somebody else.
621
00:29:55,221 --> 00:29:56,661
[GOBLINS GRUNTING]
622
00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:05,141
You're the thief.
623
00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,221
- It's my...
- [MUSIC NOTE PLAYS]
624
00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:07,261
...cleaner.
625
00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:12,661
You've been here all these years.
626
00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:13,741
I would rather be a cleaner here
627
00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:15,541
than Captain of the City Watch.
628
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,967
CARROT: You know this woman, sir?
629
00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,301
VIMES: A lifetime ago.
630
00:30:19,341 --> 00:30:20,961
They were both in Carcer's gang.
631
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,221
And Vimes turned on us all.
632
00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:24,981
Where'd Carcer go.
633
00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:26,941
How do we get rid of
that thing out there?
634
00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:28,741
CARROT: She doesn't know.
635
00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:31,161
She does know this isn't just
about revenge against you.
636
00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,101
Carcer wants
to burn the whole city down.
637
00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:35,881
Needs to burn it down, every molecule.
638
00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,301
Why?
639
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:44,361
He hasn't told you?
640
00:30:45,661 --> 00:30:47,721
Why come back with a
book you've already stolen?
641
00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:52,741
Carcer can't control the dragon...
642
00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:53,961
What is this?
643
00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:55,961
...without a key.
644
00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:58,841
- CARROT: But you don't know what it is.
- ANGUA: Or where it is.
645
00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:01,861
He's in the Shades.
646
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:04,661
Rest assured,
she will be severely punished
647
00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:07,021
once she's finished the urinals.
648
00:31:07,061 --> 00:31:09,461
This room could revolutionise
policing across the Disc.
649
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:10,848
[SCOFFS]
650
00:31:10,876 --> 00:31:13,621
Spend too much time in here
and you regress into...
651
00:31:14,092 --> 00:31:15,241
into this.
652
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,861
An unintended side effect of a spell
653
00:31:17,901 --> 00:31:20,901
designed to make meaning
as simple as possible.
654
00:31:20,941 --> 00:31:23,141
Everything you touch
has an unintended side effect,
655
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,401
Archchancellor.
656
00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:27,541
And if you want to lift
that silly curse,
657
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,461
why don't you try making
the sound of a trombone
658
00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:30,741
when you need to swear?
659
00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:32,301
VIMES: You're no killer, Wonse.
660
00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:33,741
You wouldn't help him burn the city.
661
00:31:33,781 --> 00:31:35,261
That was always the difference between
662
00:31:35,301 --> 00:31:37,341
you and the rest of us, Vimes.
663
00:31:37,381 --> 00:31:40,161
We had to kill or we didn't eat.
664
00:31:41,381 --> 00:31:42,461
You...
665
00:31:43,181 --> 00:31:44,881
didn't eat.
666
00:31:45,221 --> 00:31:47,201
But when it was your turn
to pay us back...
667
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,781
Nothing.
668
00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,341
- You're coming with me.
- Shit.
669
00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:54,141
[GOBLIN GRUNTS]
670
00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:55,341
ANGUA: Goblins!
671
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,501
- CARROT: Goblins, go!
- CHEERY: Where are they?
672
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,241
It's a trap!
673
00:31:58,821 --> 00:32:00,941
- [GOBLINS GRUNTING]
- WONSE: Kill them all.
674
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,461
CHEERY: Angua, behind you.
675
00:32:03,501 --> 00:32:04,821
They've strengthened their armour.
676
00:32:04,861 --> 00:32:06,181
They're smarter than we thought.
677
00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:10,821
ARCHCHANCELLOR: Hold the doors, now!
678
00:32:10,861 --> 00:32:12,041
VIMES: Constable...
679
00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:15,381
ARCHCHANCELLOR: Lady Ramkin...
680
00:32:15,421 --> 00:32:18,061
Archchancellor,
I was out chopping firewood
681
00:32:18,101 --> 00:32:19,621
and I just got lost.
682
00:32:20,221 --> 00:32:21,661
Oh, shit.
683
00:32:21,701 --> 00:32:23,081
VIMES: Was that really necessary?
684
00:32:23,133 --> 00:32:25,901
The blood boils up and I just
throw before I think, you know?
685
00:32:25,941 --> 00:32:27,541
I know why you're terrified.
686
00:32:27,581 --> 00:32:29,301
- The moon.
- You'd better run then.
687
00:32:29,341 --> 00:32:31,021
You're the danger?
688
00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:33,581
I decide to seize me
and when, understand?
689
00:32:33,621 --> 00:32:35,441
I decide.
690
00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:38,081
- Angua, no.
- Go, it's the only way.
691
00:32:38,781 --> 00:32:39,861
[GOBLIN GROANS]
692
00:32:40,301 --> 00:32:41,821
Crossbow.
693
00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,301
Come on, move.
694
00:32:43,341 --> 00:32:45,761
Move. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
695
00:32:56,661 --> 00:32:58,361
[BONES CRUNCHING]
696
00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:02,861
[ANGUA GROANING]
697
00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,847
- CARROT: The door, sir.
- VIMES: Step aside, Constable.
698
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,241
- [VIMES GROANS]
- CARROT: Sir, it just slides open.
699
00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:19,241
VIMES: Wonse got here before us.
700
00:33:22,061 --> 00:33:23,373
We just missed them.
701
00:33:23,397 --> 00:33:24,641
[GROANS]
702
00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:29,541
Foot hurting, sir?
703
00:33:29,581 --> 00:33:31,481
This is my kicking foot, Constable.
704
00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:33,741
It's taken down many, many,
705
00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:35,181
many, many doors in its time.
706
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,181
In all manner of...
Yes, it does hurt actually.
707
00:33:38,221 --> 00:33:39,701
- [GROANS]
- Come on, sir.
708
00:33:39,741 --> 00:33:40,981
[VIMES GROANS]
709
00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:44,581
[WATER PATTERING]
710
00:33:52,941 --> 00:33:54,381
[COUGHS]
711
00:33:55,221 --> 00:33:56,981
[PANTING]
712
00:34:11,181 --> 00:34:12,741
[BREATH TREMBLING]
713
00:34:31,661 --> 00:34:34,901
We raided Carcer's lock-up.
714
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:37,001
Confiscated weapons, but, uh...
715
00:34:37,741 --> 00:34:39,081
they'd already moved on.
716
00:34:39,821 --> 00:34:40,981
Raided?
717
00:34:42,141 --> 00:34:44,541
It's a technical police term.
718
00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:45,961
It suits you.
719
00:34:47,341 --> 00:34:50,061
And you mentioned a key?
720
00:34:51,661 --> 00:34:53,701
This picture is from the library book.
721
00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,441
We don't know what it is.
722
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,661
Where it is.
723
00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:00,961
Find it before Carcer does.
724
00:35:03,661 --> 00:35:06,221
I mean, after all,
725
00:35:06,261 --> 00:35:08,641
you're the head of the City Watch.
726
00:35:10,421 --> 00:35:12,221
That's nothing special, sir.
727
00:35:12,261 --> 00:35:15,481
Oh, but look at what
you've already achieved...
728
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,067
Captain.
729
00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,181
[INHALES]
730
00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:41,581
Sometimes,
731
00:35:42,901 --> 00:35:47,881
police work can be paperwork.
732
00:35:48,221 --> 00:35:49,701
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
733
00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:56,021
VIMES: It's time for the truth.
734
00:35:56,061 --> 00:35:57,661
That night, when I had Carcer
735
00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,681
hanging off the edge of that roof,
736
00:36:00,101 --> 00:36:04,661
part of me wanted to push him over.
737
00:36:04,701 --> 00:36:07,401
But another part, that part...
738
00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:11,441
wanted to pull him back.
739
00:36:12,101 --> 00:36:13,341
So, in the end,
740
00:36:14,267 --> 00:36:15,547
I did nothing.
741
00:36:16,828 --> 00:36:18,308
I just...
742
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:20,441
watched.
743
00:36:21,021 --> 00:36:23,581
And I don't know if what I did
744
00:36:23,621 --> 00:36:26,761
was out of courage
745
00:36:28,101 --> 00:36:29,221
or cowardice.
746
00:36:30,581 --> 00:36:32,981
But I do know one thing.
747
00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:37,961
I'm done watching.
748
00:36:43,181 --> 00:36:44,181
Hmm.
749
00:36:48,421 --> 00:36:49,501
Also...
750
00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:58,061
Sometimes it's hard trying
not to do the wrong thing.
751
00:36:58,101 --> 00:36:59,741
And sometimes it's even harder...
752
00:36:59,781 --> 00:37:00,861
Well, it's even harder.
753
00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:03,701
Harder, because as the saying goes,
754
00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,181
"You can lead a fish to water..."
755
00:37:05,221 --> 00:37:07,461
"You can't judge an apple by its cover."
756
00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:09,021
"...but you cannot make him drink it."
757
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,461
And sometimes it's even harder...
758
00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:11,848
Apples...
759
00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:13,558
CHEERY: They're gonna be
cleaning goblin guts out of those books
760
00:37:13,582 --> 00:37:14,741
for centuries.
761
00:37:14,781 --> 00:37:16,081
ANGUA: I don't want to know.
762
00:37:16,821 --> 00:37:17,981
I wouldn't worry about it.
763
00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,521
It's not that
they can actually feel pain.
764
00:37:20,861 --> 00:37:22,361
How'd you find me anyway?
765
00:37:24,861 --> 00:37:27,341
- Are those parts of...
- I think it's a cat.
766
00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:28,755
Tracked a whole trail of noses and paws.
767
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,547
- [SIGHS]
- I guess you don't like those bits.
768
00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:33,841
How can I stay in this job, Cheery?
769
00:37:35,441 --> 00:37:36,721
Well...
770
00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:41,841
Picks up the slightest change
in the weather.
771
00:37:43,621 --> 00:37:45,481
Cloudy tonight.
772
00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:47,741
Bad news for people afraid of dragons.
773
00:37:48,781 --> 00:37:50,121
Good news for werewolves.
774
00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,901
Why are you so afraid of the dark?
775
00:37:58,701 --> 00:38:00,181
It's not the dark.
776
00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:02,761
It's what's in it.
777
00:38:09,661 --> 00:38:13,761
And at the end of the day,
you can't make a pie...
778
00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:23,441
So, I'm done.
779
00:38:24,821 --> 00:38:28,301
That was... wonderful.
780
00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:30,581
- Shall we get back to business?
- Yeah.
781
00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:32,821
CARROT: The lightning you saw,
all those years ago,
782
00:38:32,861 --> 00:38:35,261
could be another side effect of
an Unseen University experiment.
783
00:38:36,221 --> 00:38:38,541
When you find out what it was,
784
00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:40,101
I'll be able to figure out
what happened to Carcer.
785
00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:42,681
And what that is.
786
00:38:43,661 --> 00:38:45,741
I snuck into the Alumni Archives.
787
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:47,581
Found some papers of a sorcerer
788
00:38:47,621 --> 00:38:49,701
who had wasted his entire life
trying to prove it was possible
789
00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:52,101
to summon a noble dragon.
790
00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:54,661
Carcer must have been using
the Grimoire the sorcerer made.
791
00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:58,061
Yes. Also, on the sorcerer's deathbed,
792
00:38:58,101 --> 00:38:59,821
he bequeathed a magical artefact
793
00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:01,301
to a friend for safekeeping.
794
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:05,301
- What is it?
- This was his legacy.
795
00:39:05,341 --> 00:39:08,941
"I entrust Gawain's power to you.
796
00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:12,261
"Place him in Veltrick's hand
and all will be well."
797
00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:15,461
- Gawain?
- Gawain could be the key.
798
00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:16,901
Veltrick.
799
00:39:16,941 --> 00:39:18,061
Why do I know that name?
800
00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,181
SYBIL: Veltrick was a king.
801
00:39:19,221 --> 00:39:21,421
He was inhumed by the Assassin's Guild
802
00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:24,941
many centuries ago,
long before they were legalised.
803
00:39:24,981 --> 00:39:26,941
They were so proud of
their accomplishment,
804
00:39:26,981 --> 00:39:29,701
they made a statue of him
in their gallery.
805
00:39:29,741 --> 00:39:31,061
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
806
00:39:32,507 --> 00:39:34,027
CARROT: And what's so funny?
807
00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:36,941
VIMES: Oh, well,
808
00:39:36,981 --> 00:39:38,961
we're actually quite good at this,
aren't we?
809
00:39:40,101 --> 00:39:41,101
Wait one minute.
810
00:39:42,221 --> 00:39:43,261
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
811
00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:56,201
I wouldn't be seen dead
wearing that, Vimes.
812
00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:02,041
Well, you have to wear the
badge if you want to help us.
813
00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,001
I will consider your offer.
814
00:40:11,901 --> 00:40:14,221
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
815
00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,881
Did I just do something wrong?
816
00:40:19,341 --> 00:40:21,721
When I saw Lady Ramkin with that dragon,
817
00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:24,641
I thought I'd check her records.
818
00:40:24,901 --> 00:40:27,761
Smaller offences
often mask bigger ones...
819
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:30,281
I think you should read this.
820
00:40:31,901 --> 00:40:35,201
Something happened to her years ago.
821
00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:37,981
CARCER: Don't leave.
822
00:40:40,461 --> 00:40:41,981
Help me to find the key before Vimes.
823
00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,941
WONSE: I am taking my Slab
and I am getting out of here.
824
00:40:44,981 --> 00:40:46,761
You're not gonna find
what you're looking for.
825
00:40:49,341 --> 00:40:51,121
The story of this world's
already been written.
826
00:40:52,941 --> 00:40:55,141
There is no place in it for you or me.
827
00:40:55,181 --> 00:40:58,601
No. I don't believe that.
828
00:40:58,861 --> 00:41:00,061
I know it.
829
00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:02,981
I've seen it.
830
00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:08,881
Where have you been all these years?
831
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,441
Found a new gang...
832
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,381
Bigger and better than any guild.
833
00:41:26,421 --> 00:41:29,401
And the Watch,
they see through the whole maze.
834
00:41:31,861 --> 00:41:33,841
Every turn, every route...
835
00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:36,861
All the ways it's rigged.
836
00:41:36,901 --> 00:41:39,121
- Who are they?
- Silent partners.
837
00:41:40,741 --> 00:41:43,441
They can give us the power
to write our own story.
838
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:49,201
They just ask that we burn
this one down.
839
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:52,061
[LOUD ROAR]
840
00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:58,461
[ROARING CONTINUES]
841
00:41:59,607 --> 00:42:00,607
All of it.
842
00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,807
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