All language subtitles for Date.My.Dad.S01E07_English

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* Feel that boom, boom
Bang, bang *

* Glitter over everything *

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* Feel that ra ra
Ratata *

* Light it up
and hit the stars *

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* Five, four, three
two, one *

* Reach for the sun... **

That was awesome.

You are definitely
Ricky Cooper's kid.

Eh, wasn't my finest moment.

I've done better.

Darn.

Oh, here.

You can have some of mine.

I'll survive.

You live on Oak, right?

I could, like,
walk with you maybe,

while you ride.

Uh, I'd love to get
some tips on my swing.

Your stance
could use some work.

Thanks.

Thanks for walking me home.

No, thank you for the tips.

I can't believe

that's your fourth home run
this season.

You're showing up
a lot of guys on my team.

Pretty sure
I'd show them all up.

Maybe we could
work on our swings...

together?

Yeah, okay.

Sure, that'd be great.

Well, see ya at school.

Okay, bye.

He likes you.

[sighs]

* Ah, can I get a witness?

* Wow, I'm feelin' all right *

* Just like
I should, should, should *

* Best day of my life *

* It feels
so good, good, good *

* I'd bottle up this feeling
if I could *

* Oh, yeah! *

He doesn't like you.

It's not
gonna happen, Cooper.

[sidekicks, together]:
Not ever.

What are you talking about?

Austin?

Hello...!

Stay away from him.

I'm not playing.

She's not playing.

Not one bit.

[school bell rings]

[blender whirring]

Hey, uh, Steph,
you got a minute?

Uh, not likely.

The website is down again.

Yeah, well,
I'm kind of swamped, Boss.

Can you give me
a second, or ten,

or maybe come back next week?

Hey, can I get one of your
Stephanie Specials, please?

Alan, it's not
a good time.

I'll take a number five.

Can you make that
gluten-free?

Also, I'm allergic to nuts,

except for almonds
and cashews,

so can you replace
the pine nuts and the walnuts?

I'd love a little ice,

a touch of cinnamon,

and blend that up with some
almond milk if you could,

because I'm also lactose
and soy intolerant.

You're none
of those things, Alan.

Well, no, I think
I might be, though.

I haven't been
feeling great lately,

so I'm gonna do
one of those no-gluten,

no-soy, no-lactose,

pretend-I-live-in-L.A. diets.

Later on today,
I'm gonna see a Shaman.

Look, ever since
we added the option

to sign up
for classes online,

the site keeps crashing.

There's a lot of traffic,
I guess.

Definitely.

Well, that's a good thing

People are signing up
for classes! Boom!

Yeah, but Steph, we can't
leave our members hanging,

and you are the gym's
official website designer.

Yeah, I'm also the gym's
official personal trainer,

yoga instructor,

juice blender,

and, officially

trying not to fail
out of grad school.

[sighs wearily]

Wow, that's a lot.

Well, you're doing
a bang-up job, Stephanie.

We all really appreciate
what you do.

Thank you, Alan.

No, uh, agreed.

Thank you, Steph.

You know, it's all about
time management.

You need some sort of
organizational system.

Like, how do you keep track
of what's work

and what's school?

I just do.

I have a system,

and don't try to lecture me
on life balance.

No, no, I wasn't going to.

I will.
Just for a second.

I think some mindful meditation
would be the way to go.

Yeah?

Should I meditate before
or after I make your juice?

He's just trying to help.

He is.

I am!

I think you should be
focused and present, Stephanie.

Yeah? And I think
that you should leave.

Fine.

Don't be mindful,
don't be present,

see if I give a care.

I'll come back for my juice.

Okay.

Would you just
look at the website?

[papers spilling]

Oh, okay,
maybe not.

But you know,
why don't I...

I'll make Alan's drink.

Yeah. Great idea.

O-M-G!

It finally happened.

You're amazeballs!

[laughing in triumph]

[singing together]
* We did it, we did it *

* We did it, we did it... *

You're interrupting
my finance homework.

I'm reading about Wall Street,

and what is going on in here?

We just reached
100,000 followers!

Well, I did,

with my account.

Why would anyone
want to follow you?

Um, because she slays?

Yeah, and my health
and beauty tips

are, like,
super popular right now.

Sometimes...

they even give us
free stuff.

And we have more offers.

I think there's even
a fragrance thing going on--

I hear you.

Now, show me
that profile, Mirabel.

Now you've got my attention.

Why?

Because capitalism
works like this--

supply and demand.

People are demanding

that they're going to pay
for you to supply.

Now let me see that profile.

[sighs warily]

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What are you doing, Gigi?

I'm figuring out
how to best benefit

from all this Insta-fame.

You're eight years old.

Only in years, Liam.

Somewhere in there

there's a little C.E.O.

just waiting to come out.

[blinds swish]

[mumbles groggily]

Gigi?

Sorry.

We just need to keep
producing content,

or you'll lose your followers.

And why are we so interested
all of a sudden?

Because the more content
you produce,

the more followers you get,

the more sponsors you get.

Do you follow me?

I've always wanted fans,

but I've never thought
about a sponsor.

And that's why
you need a manager.

Whoa, whoa, wait, a manager?

Mirabel,
I crunched the numbers,

and we can make
some serious cash.

You know, Dad's gonna flip

if he finds out
that we're wheeling and dealing

on the Internet.

[sighs]

'Tis better to ask
for forgiveness

than permission.

I won't tell if you won't.

Deal.

Oh, and here's
your new schedule.

We'll be filming
the whole way through.

[sighs]

Uh, 6:00 a.m. workout video?

7:00 a.m. makeup tutorial...

8:00 a.m. spray tan?

Welcome to your new life.

[girls giggling]

I'm telling you,

she's pathetic,

and her wardrobe?

I mean, yuck.

Yuck, definitely yuck.

I don't even understand
how she and her older sister

could even be related.

Totes!

I mean, Mirabel's
actually pretty,

and cool,
like, untouchable.

Yeah.

Why Austin
likes Elisa,

a mystery.

He does not like her!

Of course,
he doesn't like her.

And why would he?

She smells like gym socks!

Yeah--

Wait, worse.

Way worse.

Like a jockstrap!

[laughing]

Boom.

Jockstrap it is.

[mean laughter echoing]

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Steph!

Yes, Alan?

Can I talk to you
for a second?

I'm in the middle of a paper
that's due in an hour,

and I am in the zone.

Right, that's what
I'm here to talk about.

Your silver sneakers
work-out class

starts in five minutes,

and those seniors are ready for
a little Olivia Neutron Bomb,

you know what I'm saying?

Crap.

I-I totally forgot.

I can't do it,
I have to finish this!

No, right,
that's what I'm saying.

I'm going to teach
the class for you.

I'm gonna do it.

[grunting
in excitement]

* Let's get physical
with those people... *

Those seniors
gonna work their bodies.

For you. Wah!

Right?

Ha, ha, ha! Work it!

Let's go, people.
Physical! let's do this!

[whispering, laughing]

[Principal calling]
Let's go, let's go.

Come on, it's time
to get to class.

Put away
any cell phones.

If I see them,
they are mine.

You guys get to class.

At East End Elementary,

we take bullying
very seriously,

and while it upsets me,

mainly, I'm disappointed

at just how unkind
my students can be.

This truly is
the worst form of behavior.

The bullying needs to stop
right now,

and since no one has volunteered
to come forward

and tell me who vandalized
the sixth-grade locker,

you can write down
who you think did it

anonymously.

This is a very sad day.

[clears throat pointedly]

Come on...

you know how
to be better people.

We give you her image,

non-exclusively, naturally,

and your lip gloss is seen
by 100,000 teenagers

with buying power,

and probably their parents'
credit cards.

That's right.

Think about it.

You have until
end of business tomorrow.

Good day.

[sighs]

I got your text.

You wanted to see me?

Yes, please.

I want to talk about
your part in the company.

[sighs]

Gigi, Mirabel and I
are doing homework.

I don't have time.

Big mistake.

Big mistake...

What a shame.

There's my favorite
web designer.

I'm your only web designer.

And a fantastic one.

Do you mind?

I don't have time to chit chat.

Yeah, I thought
you'd say that,

so...

It's for your papers,
your laptop,

your tablet,

and your very messy life.

[chuckles]

I love it, thank you.

Thank you,

for keeping this place running.

You do a lot,

and it's pathetic
you had to remind me

in order for me to notice.

You're the best.

I couldn't do it
without you.

Whoa!

Presents?

None for you.

I thought
I was your favorite.

No, no, you've
never been my favorite.

I'm his favorite.

Oh, okay.

Okay, okay,
I'll get you a present.

What do you want?

A new Pacebit?

Yes!

Please?

The one with
the bigger face.

I'll email you the link.

You got it.

Alan, thank you for earlier.

You really saved my life.

That's all right,
that's what I do,

I save lives, it's cool.

[weights clanking]

Johnny, watch it!

[laughing]

[alarm rings]

[turns alarm off]

[groans]

[sighing]

What the...

What happened
to all my friends?

[whispering]

Hey, Austin.

[awkwardly] Oh, hey...

Hi.

What's up?

I thought maybe
we could work on our hitting?

Why would he want to do that?

It's not like
you're friends or anything.

In fact,

you're not friends
with anyone, are you?

[girls giggling meanly]

See ya around, jockstrap.

[school bell ringing]

Has anyone seen Elisa?

[muffled sobbing]

Elisa, honey,
are you in here?

Just a minute!

Okay,

you and I both have had enough.

Do you want
to wash your face?

I'm okay.

Okay.

It's okay, sweetie,
I'm here with you, okay?

You just take
all the time you need.

I was thinking,

now that the girls
don't need me so much,

I think it's time for me
to get back in the game.

Wait...

Wait, you have a degree
in Psychology?

[chuckles]

Well, I really wanted
to pursue that,

but then I met my first husband,
and you know how that goes,

but I'm open to suggestions.

[Ricky's cell phone rings]

Oh, it's Elisa's school.

Hello.

Oh, uh, Principal Reed.

All right.

No problem,
I'll be right there.

Elisa's being bullied.
I gotta go.

Oh! I'm coming.

I'm so sorry,

I don't know what has
gotten into Lucy lately.

My daughter
is out there crying,

having her self-esteem
ripped apart,

and there's no concrete action
being taken

to ensure
it never happens again.

Let's call Lucy in

and see if we can get
to the bottom of it.

Let's do that.

Lucy?

We'd like to see you.

Come on.

Whatever I'm being accused of,
I didn't do it.

We'll see about that.

What are you,
the parent police?

Lucy!

Just sayin',

innocent until proven guilty.

Aw, cut the act, sweetheart.

You think I don't know
girls like you?

Honey, I was a girl
just like you.

The first time I was
in the Principal's Office,

I cut a girl's ponytail off.

I just couldn't stop myself,

I was so angry,

and I... I just lost it.

I think you know
something about that, hmm?

I didn't do anything that bad.

I just didn't like Elisa
hanging out with Austin.

You mean
you wanted him for yourself,

and you couldn't take it

that he was
all about Elisa, right?

I try and do
everything right,

but it just doesn't
seem to be working.

And what do you think
will happen

if you don't do
everything right?

My parents
are always working,

it's take-out
every night,

and I'm alone
eating it.

This morning, I had
Chinese food for breakfast.

No one even cared.

[sniffling]

I even streaked
my hair red once,

and no one even noticed!

Oh, honey, I had no idea.

[crying]

We never meant
to make you feel like this.

I feel like
no matter what I do,

whether I flunk
or get an "A",

no one cares.

Of course we care.

Sweetheart, listen,

you cannot control
how other people react,

you can only control
your own behavior.

And your parents
work hard for you,

and they deserve
a little respect,

not this bad girl act
you're putting on.

I'm sorry.

Am I grounded?

Oh, yeah, big time.

Because we care.

And I promise you,

either your dad or I
will be with you

every night for dinner.

Okay?

Thank you.

It's gonna be all right.

[sniffles]

Aw...

I'm really sorry
I was mean to you.

I was just feeling crappy
about myself,

and I took it out on you.

Well... okay.

I'm sorry you're
feeling crappy.

Everyone has their crap.

I'd really like to be friends.

Okay.

Me too.

Okay,
let's go.

You know...

you were amazing back there.

Just a little tough love.

No, but it was
more than that.

You were intuitive,
you were insightful,

and you had this
real calming presence.

I... I'd say you were
a natural born mediator.

Well, thank you,
that's very flattering.

Well, if she can get
Lucy King to apologize,

she's a miracle worker.

Wonderful, thank you.

Come on, darling.

[text alert chimes]

"Dear, Liam,

"Cooper Management
regrets to inform you

"that based upon
your evaluation,

your services
will no longer be needed"?

"Yours truly, Gigi Cooper,

Manager of Miracle Mirabel."

I just can't believe that
I'm a real working model now.

Can you
believe that--

-I'm fired?
-Uh, what do you mean?

You know, I think
we should have a talk

with your new manager.

You think?

She is in so much trouble.

[sighing heavily]

What a day.

With three girls,
it's always going to be chaotic.

You know, sometimes, I...

I feel like
I'm failing Isabella.

You know, like she's
looking down at me

just shaking her head.

Our Isabella wasn't perfect.

I'm sure
if she was here right now,

you'd be struggling
through this together.

Thanks.

You know, if my memory
serves me correctly,

Isabella had a mean girl streak.

[chuckling] I know.

I was the target.

And that's because
she liked you.

[chuckling together]

Ricky, you're a good dad.

Don't beat yourself up.

Believe it.

Take Elisa home.

[sighing heavily]

I'm sorry about what
you went through today.

It's okay.

No.

It's not.

Were you ever bullied?

I wasn't.

But I was the little brother,
so I was teased,

a lot.

Uncle Bill and his friends
used to call me "Icky Ricky."

That's bad.

Yeah.

Yeah, but who became

a professional
baseball player, huh?

Daddy?

When did it stop?

When I hit my growth spurt,

and grew taller than Uncle Bill
and all his buddies.

Maybe I'll be tall.

[chuckles]

Look, I want you to know

that you can come to me
with anything--

I know.

Thanks, Dad.

Or should I say...

thanks, Icky Ricky?

Ooh...

watch it, watch it.

And please,
do not remind your Uncle Bill.

I am so sorry,

but I'm gonna
have to tell him this.

[sighing in exasperation]

You're worse than Uncle Bill
with the "Icky Ricky--"

Dad!

This is so bad,

I am so sorry.

What's wrong, sweetie?

I wasn't supposed
to tell you.

You know he hates
when you start with that.

I decided to manage
Mirabel's Instagram career,

and now
the whole Internet hates her,

and is saying
she's ugly,

and at first they were
covering her pages with horses,

and now they're stalking her
in real life.

Wait, wait, wait,
horses? Stalking?

What are you
talking about, Gigi?

Mirabel's getting dragged
on the web.

[crying]

Mirabel?

Honey, what's going on?

[crying]
It's really bad, Papi.

They're saying
such mean things about me

and some of them
are really inappropriate.

It's really bad.

Oh, my God.

I-I-I don't want you
to read that garbage.

It-it's garbage, okay?

Don't look at it again.
You got it?

It's really bad, Papi.

Some of them are asking
for my address, and...

Hey, hey...

...and the school I go to.

It's okay,
it's okay.

I'm going to take care of this,
don't worry.

Just don't go online again.

L-Let me deal with this.

Just... just let me think.

Okay? It's okay.

I'm so sorry, Papi.

It's okay,
it's okay.

Hey, it's okay.

It's over.

Now.

This whole online presence
of yours, it's over.

Right now.

Stephanie...

How fast
can you get to my house?

Hey, guys!

A lot of my followers
write to me

bout how their favorite mattesa
just totally dry out their
lips.

That's because matte lipstick
use more wax than oil,

and since less oil
is being used,

then lips tend to dry out
more quickly.

That's okay,

ecause Mirabel's got a miracleb
just for you.

I shut
everything down.

Her website,
Instagram,

Facebook, all of it.

I disabled the comments,

and removed all her profiles.

[sighs]

Thanks for helping me.

I know you're busy.

I just didn't know
who else to call.

Anytime.

Those comments
were hard to read.

It brought me back
to high school.

I mean, when you and I
were growing up,

we could make mistakes
without everyone knowing.

I mean, these kids
make a mistake,

and the whole world knows.

I know, it's terrifying.

I-I feel like I'm navigating
through uncharted territory.

Well, Mirabel's lucky
to have a dad like you.

They all are.

I didn't feel it today.

Hey...

You may be
a single dad, but...

you don't
have to do this alone.

So, I saved everything
to the drive.

It's a cached version
only you have access to,

in case you ever want to see
the videos.

No, thank you.

They're surprisingly
informative.

[knocks gently]

Hey...

you okay?

Yeah.

No...

I don't know.

Does someone need help
with their wing-tips?

Your eye makeup?

[laughing gently]

I'll take that as a yes.

Come with me.

Stephanie's here.

They're dealing with it.

I don't want to talk about it.

Not right now.

Okay.

Fix my eyes.

[spritzing brush]

[sighs]

I remember the first time
I tried to do eyeliner...

pretty sure
I gave myself Pink Eye.

[laughs]
Really?

But you're so good at makeup.

I guess I'd better be.

Apparently, I need a lot of it.

Apparently, I'm a horse.

Well...

you're a really pretty horse
with the best mane ever.

No.

That's you.

You have the best mane ever.

I do?

Yeah.

I would kill
for your waves,

and those curls.

Thanks, Mirabel.

And I don't think
you should care

what other
people think.

I know.

It's hard not to.

Let's try our best not to,

okay?

Deal, hermana.

You know,

you're pretty smart
for a tween.

Everyone thinks
Gigi's the genius,

but... it's actually me.

Ooh, can we try
a matte lip, too?

Everyone's talking
about mattes.

And, uh, what exactly
brought this on?

I mean, you're usually
putting grease under your eyes.

Eye Black?

Can't I wear makeup, too?

That's not
what I meant.

It's just, usually,

you're not really
the makeup type, you know?

[quietly]
Do you think I'm weird?

Elisa, no.

Of course not.

If anyone tells you different,

they're haters.

[sighing heavily]

It's just...

I feel so different
from other girls.

I wanted to feel normal
for once.

Let me tell you something.

There's no such thing as normal.

People can be cruel.

That doesn't mean that
you have to change for them.

You're already amazing.

You know,

reading what everyone
wrote about me,

complete strangers,

it made me realize something,

there's always going to be
trolls in the world.

There's always
going to be people

that want to bring you down.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

But when we're at
our lowest point,

that's when
our super powers kick in.

Super powers?

We have the power
to rise above them,

you and me.

Superpower sisters.

Boom.

[laughing]

Come here.

[***]

Family communication
is vital, you guys.

If something
isn't going right at school,

or getting out of hand online,

I need to know about it.

But...

sometimes, it's hard
to talk about.

I don't exactly want to go over
the horrible day I just had

with my dad.

And sometimes,
I just think

maybe you won't
understand.

I'm not always going
to understand everything...

you girls are into,

but I love you,

and I need to know
what's going on

before it becomes
much, much worse.

You need to take
this seriously.

Kids have hurt themselves
because of bullying and hate.

Dad's right.

When I read
all those comments, I...

I just wanted the ground
to swallow me up.

And that's
just the beginning.

If those people who wrote
those comments knew you,

they would never write
those words.

It's easy to hide
behind a screen.

It's cowardly.

All right, from here on out,

let's make a deal.

If someone
is making us feel "less than,"

we're going
to talk it out.

And if we see someone
getting bullied,

we're going to do something
about it.

Okay?

[gently] Poof!

[doorbell rings]

[sighs heavily]

You guys get to bed.

Oh, hey.

Alan...

Are you okay?

No, I'm, uh...

I-I'm shocked.

I'm-I'm... floored.
I...

Okay.

Hey, listen,
if this isn't a good time,

I'll leave these with you,
you sign them later,

I'll get them tomorrow at work.

[sighs] No, no,

this is a good time.

For a drink.

Come in.

Hey.

Thanks.

I'm telling you,
Alan...

the things these...
people wrote

about my daughter.

It was ugly, and-
and hateful, and...

[sighs in frustration]

I'm not a parent,
but I can imagine.

My parents had to deal with it,

and it wasn't easy for them.

I had a rough time
in high school.

A pretty bad time
in middle school.

But, you know,
I didn't have this thing

to remind me
every single second

of every day

how unkind people are.

Yeah.

It's this constant
reassurance kids need,

you know, the "likes"
and "hearts,"

and that's how
they measure themselves

up against their peers.

And then the comments, it's...

[sighs]

I am so happy

we didn't have the Internet
when we were kids.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm grateful for that.

To not-stupid people.

To not-stupid people.

[bottles clink]

[alarm rings]

[slaps alarm off]

[inhales bravely]

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Hey, Elisa.

Oh, Austin.

Hi.

Did you, uh,
get my friend request?

You know,

I haven't checked.

I think I might actually stay
off the grid for a while.

Listen, I'm sorry
about the other day.

That wasn't cool.

At all.

I was a real jerk.

I'm so sorry.

You were.

But I get it.

It can be hard to speak up

if it's not you
going through it.

Yeah, but that doesn't
make it right.

I was really wrong, Elisa,
I'm so sorry.

Thanks.

It's okay.

I could show you my curveball?

Maybe you'd have some tips?

You have a curveball?

Really, now?

Well, not exactly,

I'm working on one.

I'll be the judge
of that.

Well, well, well...

If it isn't
little Miss Manager.

Look,

I just want to apologize.

This book I was reading

just brought out
the unbridled capitalist in me,

and just like the free market,

we all just need
a little regulation.

I'm sorry
for being such a jerk,

and, well,
let's just say,

these past few days have
given me a lot to think about.

[sighs meekly]

Don't sweat it.

Well, I was wondering
about the best way

to get the message out
to all the kids.

[Rosa] What if the message
wasn't just to kids?

What if we could speak
to a larger audience?

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking that
I have a famous son-in-law.

I'm thinking
I like what you're thinking.

Gotta go.

[call disconnects]

Ricky, it's me.

I have got a great idea.

All right, all right,
can I have your attention?

Good morning, everyone.

[students, together]:
Good morning, Mr. Reed.

Bullying...

you know, it's like a weed.

If you don't pull it out
by the roots,

it'll come back,

and then it spreads.

And a very wise person taught me

that the best way
to stop bullying

is person to person.

So now I'd like
to introduce you to a person

that you thought you knew.

Lucy King.

[applause]

If you squeeze
a tube of toothpaste,

the toothpaste comes out easily.

But trying to put it back in?

These are the words
you've said out loud

or posted online.

Once they're out there,
they're out there.

And no matter how sorry you are,

you can never take them back.

But in person,

you can apologize.

Elisa Cooper,

I am truly sorry.

And I can promise
it never will happen again.

I really hope we can be friends.

And now,

a video on bullying

from The Cooper Family.

[applause]

Hi there.

For all of you
who don't know me,

I'm Ricky Cooper,

professional baseball player.

[family, together]:
Ex-professional

baseball player.

[laughter]

Ricky, on video]: That's true,[
but all joking aside,

we're here to talk to you
about bullying,

which is no joke.

Over 70% of young people

have witnessed bullying
at their school.

And 15% of students have
been electronically bullied

just this past year.

And over 50%
of all those bullied

identify as LGBTQ.

Many of them
choose to remain silent,

but bullying can stop
in ten seconds

when someone speaks up.

But cyber-bullying
is different.

With cyber-bullying,

bullying doesn't end
on the playground.

It follows you
all the way home.

Hate mail, name-calling,
physical fights,

all can have
deadly consequences.

[Ricky, on video]:
Persistent bullying,

whether online or in person,

can lead to feelings
of despair, isolation,

anxiety, and depression.

[Mirabel] This leaves
a huge impact

on your community,
your friends, and...

[all together] Your family.

But it's not hopeless,

and you can make a difference.

Take it from me,

I was a bully.

But now...

we're friends.

It's not hopeless
for you, or the bully.

So think
before you type.

Take action over silence.

And together...

We can stop
bullying...

Before it starts.

And if you or a friend
are experiencing bullying,

please remember
that it does get better.

[Elisa, on video] Know
hat people are here for you...t

[Gigi, on video]:
That you are loved...

[Rosa, on video]:
You are strong...

[Ricky, on video]:
And you are not alone.

For more information,

visit www.thebullyproject.com

and make a difference.

[applause]