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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,300 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:18,933 (static crackling) 3 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:33,633 (soft music) 4 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:41,800 * Promise me you'll never ever leave * 5 00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:45,900 * And never leave me lonely 6 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:57,833 * Promise me you'll never ever go and (mumbles) * 7 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:12,667 * Afternoons will slowly slip away * 8 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:18,300 * You know that I'll come running * 9 00:01:22,467 --> 00:01:27,467 * We'll say hello and warm our hands beside the fire * 10 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:34,800 * And talk a while 11 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,800 * You promise me you'll never go too far * 12 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:45,100 * And never leave me crying 13 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:54,700 * You promise me a wish made on a star * 14 00:01:55,967 --> 00:02:00,967 * Can really still come true 15 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:06,967 * And I wish you'll never go away * 16 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:12,367 * Each promise you may stay 17 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:17,233 * And I will promise too 18 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:22,233 * I promise you I'll never, never ever go away from you * 19 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:33,600 * I'll never, never ever go away from you * 20 00:02:35,733 --> 00:02:38,467 (fire crackling) 21 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:45,400 * I'll never, never ever go away from you * 22 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,900 - What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 23 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,433 - What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 24 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,267 Um... 25 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,733 - Give up? 26 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,767 - Yeah. 27 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:08,600 - A lunatic. 28 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,133 - Oh boy. 29 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,267 - Cheers. 30 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,100 - Cheers. 31 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,500 - Did you sell that putrefaction yet? 32 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:26,400 - No. 33 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,567 Jorgeson made another offer today. 34 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,500 $800. 35 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,967 - I hope you didn't take it. 36 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,133 - No. 37 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:40,133 - You should get 12. 38 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:44,233 - You know what Madge said today? 39 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,967 You have a good eye for art. 40 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,300 - [Jamie] Really? 41 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,700 You're putting me on. 42 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,133 - Honest. 43 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,433 Do anything new on your movie? 44 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:56,800 - Which one, home or school? 45 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,233 - The one you're supposed to shoot. 46 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:00,933 - Oh yeah, cast my actors. 47 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,067 - Oh, good. 48 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,533 Did Mary call yet? 49 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,433 - She came over personally to say she'll be here 50 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:06,400 at eight sharp. 51 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 - [Christine] That's good. 52 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,567 - Mommy, I don't need a babysitter. 53 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,500 - We agreed-- 54 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,233 - [Jamie] But I can stay alone. 55 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,700 - The last time you were on your own, 56 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,533 you were seen bicycling down the middle of 5th Avenue 57 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:17,800 without headlights. 58 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,567 - But I had to buy film before the store closed. 59 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:20,933 - Do you want me to go out? 60 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:22,200 - [Jamie] Yes. 61 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,533 - Then the sitter is in. 62 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,067 - Why are you in the art business? 63 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,267 - Why are you in the frozen food business? 64 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,633 - Whenever I came to New York, 65 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:36,067 I couldn't stand the French food they served here 66 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,800 and so I decided that I should perform (mumbles), 67 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:41,567 export here. 68 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,767 - Well, you see, I was a bored housewife. 69 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,400 My husband who worked on Time Magazine, 70 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,667 that is my late husband, he traveled most of the week 71 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,467 and I needed an involvement and... 72 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,600 That's it. 73 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,233 - In Paris, a bored housewife finds a lover. 74 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,200 - Oh, well, in New York she opens a gallery. 75 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,667 (laughs) 76 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,667 - All you American women. 77 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,900 What humor. 78 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:13,400 It is as sanitary as your bodies. 79 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,333 (speaking in foreign language) 80 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,300 - That really you? 81 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,133 - [Jamie] Yeah. 82 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:29,900 - [Mary] You were cute. 83 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:31,867 - So were you. 84 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,067 - Who took this film? 85 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,067 - My dad. 86 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:36,900 - Oh. 87 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,967 Everyone says I should model. 88 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,433 I'm a perfect seven. 89 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:43,933 But I don't know if I'd photograph well. 90 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,933 I mean, I'd want to see what I'd look like first, you know? 91 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:48,167 - Mm-hm. 92 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:50,067 Listen, Mary, you do what you want to. 93 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,533 I'm just gonna finish up and go to bed, okay? 94 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:53,500 - Got the picture. 95 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:58,533 - [Douglas] Hey, listen, you've gotta see something. 96 00:05:58,533 --> 00:05:59,767 (mumbles) 97 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:00,967 - [Christine] Oh, I heard about that. 98 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,267 - [Douglas] What will it take Jamie? 99 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:04,800 - [Christine] 8 1/2? 100 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,267 - [Douglas] Why not? 101 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:10,100 Dada. 102 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,067 Me your Dada. 103 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:17,267 Johnson picked up by the Goldwaters' speech. 104 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,300 Well, I think Kennedy approved. 105 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,700 (toilet flushing) 106 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,767 That (mumbles) had it. 107 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:30,867 - [Christine] I can't hear you, say it again? 108 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,967 - Good night, Mary. 109 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,633 - Good night, Jamie. 110 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,967 Jamie's listening, be quiet. 111 00:07:10,733 --> 00:07:12,900 (kissing) 112 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,500 (door opening) 113 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:43,900 You dummy. 114 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,433 Jamie just went to the kitchen. 115 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,333 - So what? 116 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,833 - So what? 117 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,167 I don't wanna lose my three dollars. 118 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,300 Please, Phil. 119 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,600 Phil, this is Jamie. 120 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:02,800 - Hi, Phil. 121 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,667 - Hi, kid. 122 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,767 - Hey, Phil, you still a virgin? 123 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,067 - Hey, look, kid. 124 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,300 I mean, don't you think that... 125 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,133 Well, I mean... 126 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:19,867 What do you mean? 127 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,067 You're still a kid. 128 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,667 - You didn't answer my question. 129 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,333 - Well, I've had my moments, I guess. 130 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,100 - You swore to me! 131 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,167 - I didn't mean it. 132 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:30,767 - It's nothing to be ashamed of. 133 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:31,933 I'm still a virgin too. 134 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,167 - Well, I guess I'd better be pushing off. 135 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,300 - Bye, Phil. 136 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,700 - Oh boy, did you clobber him. 137 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,400 He sounded like a strangled chicken. 138 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,233 - Poor guy was probably more scared than you were. 139 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,500 - How do you know I was scared? 140 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,067 - Aren't you a virgin? 141 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,100 - Maybe, maybe not. 142 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,900 Besides, what do you know about it? 143 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,833 - I know what I know. 144 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:14,833 - Like what? 145 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:19,767 - Like premarital intercourse is perfectly normal. 146 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,500 Just so long as the persons involved 147 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,633 have a sincere affection for each other. 148 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,667 - Oh, you mean fooling around's alright. 149 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:29,067 - Well, actually our society doesn't okay fooling around. 150 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,500 I mean, straight out. 151 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,367 But in other societies like the Pacific Islands, 152 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:37,200 all kinds of sexual relationships are perfectly okay. 153 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,900 Except incest, of course. 154 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,233 That's a universal taboo. 155 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,067 - Glad you didn't tell Phil about the Pacific Islands. 156 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,200 Jamie. 157 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,067 - Yeah? 158 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,100 - What do they do in the Pacific Islands? 159 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,467 - Thank you for a lovely evening. 160 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,600 - It was my pleasure. 161 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,333 - Oh, Mary. 162 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,700 - Everything is alright. 163 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,933 Jamie's asleep. 164 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,433 - Thank you, darling, thank you very much. 165 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,433 Good night. 166 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,633 Good night, Robert. 167 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,200 - Oh, must we end this charming evening? 168 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,800 - Well, Robert, I really think-- 169 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,433 - Love is such a precious cadeaux. 170 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:30,300 - Uh, Robert, you're tickling me, it's really... 171 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,133 Please. 172 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,467 - Get out. 173 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,700 - (laughs) Mon petit. 174 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,100 Why, you should be in bed. 175 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,067 - Get out. 176 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,333 - Jamie, go to your room. 177 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,400 (door slams) 178 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,033 - Please believe me, Christine, 179 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,533 there's absolutely no cause for alarm. 180 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:51,400 Well, certainly Jamie overreacted last night, 181 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,167 but you must remember, he's in adolescence. 182 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,133 - At 10? 183 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,733 - It's all biology. 184 00:10:56,733 --> 00:11:00,467 Bodies are changing due to nutrition, control of disease. 185 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,600 Girls today menstruate earlier than they did, say, 186 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,433 a generation ago. 187 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:08,633 The boys, the latency period is shorter. 188 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:12,333 By nine or 10, they're in a period of pre-puberty, 189 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,433 almost adolescence. 190 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,267 Remember, these kids belong to the media generation. 191 00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,733 It's not that they're precocious, they're just smarter. 192 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:26,133 And if they seem more sexually aware, it's because they are. 193 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,067 - What happened to innocent childhood? 194 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,700 Where have all the children gone? 195 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,167 - Black? 196 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,733 - Yes, please, and one sugar. 197 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,500 You know, when Jamie was a baby I used to think 198 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,067 what fun we would have when he grew a little. 199 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,467 And now... 200 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,500 - Remember that Jamie is a product of his own times, 201 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,500 not of our remembered childhood. 202 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,100 - What about the Oedipal? 203 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,933 - What about it? 204 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:59,367 - Well, you know, since Douglas's death, Jamie's changed. 205 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,500 Sometimes I think it-- 206 00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:04,567 It's almost as if he's trying to take his father's place. 207 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,400 - How differently Jamie would have behaved 208 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,400 with Douglas alive, we'll never know. 209 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,733 - There's one other thing, doctor. 210 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,233 Should I date or shouldn't I? 211 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,567 Hi, Madge. 212 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,467 - [Madge] Good morning. 213 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,800 - What is this? 214 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,667 - Happy birthday. 215 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,600 - Oh, you darling. 216 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,967 Thank you for remembering, how sweet. 217 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,767 But what is CAM? 218 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:49,633 - Oh, that's Computerized Astrological Matchmaking Service. 219 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,500 Well, you just fill out the form 220 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,967 and the computer figures out 221 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,433 in whose moon your ascendant is rising. 222 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,300 - And I marry my ascendant next Sunday. 223 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,800 - No, that's passe. 224 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,567 You see, with this service you have to promise 225 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,200 never to marry any of your dates. 226 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,100 Happy birthday. 227 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,333 Here, I think. 228 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,567 - That looks good. 229 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,067 - Uh huh. 230 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,067 Oh look, if you're not doing anything special tonight, 231 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,667 we're showing an old Jeanette MacDonald Nelson Eddy movie 232 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,900 at our house. 233 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,200 I know Jamie is crazy about the old ones. 234 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,067 We'd love to have you, you wanna come over? 235 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,300 - Thank you very much, Madge, 236 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,733 but tonight is movie night at our house too. 237 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:28,333 You see, every birthday, be it mama bear's or teddy bear's, 238 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,100 we have the ceremony. 239 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,600 I make moussaka 240 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,200 and Jamie runs off some eight millimeter film of his dad. 241 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,567 (calm music) 242 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:03,900 (phone ringing) 243 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,500 Hello? 244 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,800 - [Jamie] Hi, Mom. 245 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,633 Look-- 246 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:11,467 - Hi, Jamie! 247 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,533 Is the shooting over? 248 00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,333 - Yeah, but something's come up. 249 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,600 The teacher's taking the class 250 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,467 to see Shakespeare in the park. 251 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,367 I forgot to tell you about it this morning. 252 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:20,633 Can I go? 253 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,900 The school bus will drop me home about 11, okay? 254 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,200 - Alright. 255 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,167 - [Jamie] See you later. 256 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,233 - Oh, Jamie. 257 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,433 - Yes, Mom? 258 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,633 - Uh... 259 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,467 - [Jamie] What? 260 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,200 - Nothing, honey. 261 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,500 Have a good time. 262 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500 - Okay, bye, Mom. 263 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,867 - Shh. 264 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,900 - Explore your own city! 265 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,833 Discover its hidden treasures, beautiful parks, 266 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,067 friendly ghettos. 267 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,367 How many of you know the Bronx is the only part 268 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,700 of New York City on the mainland of the United States? 269 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,133 Is that a fact? 270 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,067 If you're an honest taxpayer, then you should see it. 271 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,267 Sir, want to take a tour? 272 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,200 - What tour? 273 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,367 - The tour for New Yorkers only. 274 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,800 - I'm Italian. 275 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,600 - Want to take a tour for New Yorkers only? 276 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,800 - I'm happy to. 277 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,067 Do you have change for a quarter? 278 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,700 - No, thanks a lot though anyway, no. 279 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,400 - You'll have a wonderful time, Miss! 280 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,367 - I haven't any money, thank you anyway. 281 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,500 - New York by night, New York by day. 282 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,933 You don't need money! 283 00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,167 Money's not important. 284 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,067 As a tribute to your great beauty, 285 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,400 I would like to prove to the world 286 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,500 that Peter Simon's Tours caters 287 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,267 to only the most beautiful women in the world. 288 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,200 Free of charge! 289 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,067 But I need you! 290 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,200 - You're crazy, boy. 291 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,700 - I'm not crazy! 292 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,633 Come on my tour, please. 293 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,300 Please, please, please, please. 294 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,567 - Look, you're embarrassing me, mister. 295 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,800 - She won't come with me! 296 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,833 I need you, please! 297 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,167 Just sit in my bus. 298 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,333 You'll be the example to our indifferent New Yorkers. 299 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,967 May Allah be with you, Jesus beside you, 300 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,267 and Moses leading the way. 301 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,467 Miss, explore your own city. 302 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,333 See all the lively nooks and crannies, 303 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,700 all the unusual markets. 304 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,767 A tour of New York for New Yorkers only. 305 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,600 - Fuck off. 306 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,367 (laughs) 307 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,233 - Look, I've changed my mind. 308 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,500 I'd like to get off. 309 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,367 - Passengers will please not move down the aisles 310 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,700 while the vehicle's in motion. 311 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,600 - Would you just stop the car? 312 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,067 - Passengers will not shout at the driver. 313 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,233 - I'm not shouting. 314 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,700 - Have you ever seen Manhattan? 315 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,367 - I live here! 316 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,333 - [Peter] You've never seen it. 317 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,867 - Wow, this is out of sight. 318 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,767 - As soon as I saw you, 319 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:30,133 I said to myself "No, he won't go for that." 320 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,100 - What about the turquoise one? 321 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:35,233 - Ah, the Ethiopian jablan. 322 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,500 Magnificent. 323 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,967 A dress made of pure silk, handwoven. 324 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,933 Try this? 325 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,267 I have that in size six. 326 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,333 You live around here, young man? 327 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,167 - No. 328 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,633 Mary, please stop moving around. 329 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,933 Could you move in front of the other light? 330 00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,500 That's it, right there. 331 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,867 Come on, stand up straight. 332 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,900 - Jamie, I've gotta work on my report. 333 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,067 - What are you working on? 334 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,500 Turn around. 335 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,967 - The family unit in the Pacific Islands. 336 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,800 - Oh. 337 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,633 How much? 338 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:18,633 - $22.50. 339 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:20,800 - Okay. 340 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,067 - Central Park, where children play by day 341 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,400 and fairies play by night. 342 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,233 If you're lucky, a children (mumbles) people. 343 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:31,833 Can I offer you anything, coffee, tea, or me? 344 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,367 - Tea. 345 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,333 - [Peter] You're now passing through Snobsville, New York. 346 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,933 Art Row, where artists paint with their toes, 347 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,633 where frames are prettier than pictures. 348 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,467 - [Christine] Have you ever been to any of the galleries? 349 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,700 - [Peter] They're all frauds. 350 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,900 - [Christine] They make a lot of people happy. 351 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,400 - [Peter] And a lot of people rich. 352 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,233 - [Christine] Touche. 353 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,167 - [Peter] Why? 354 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,600 - [Christine] I own a gallery. 355 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,200 - [Peter] Are you rich? 356 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,067 - [Christine] (laughs) No. 357 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:52,867 - Too bad. 358 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,067 Next stop, Wall Street. 359 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,067 You sure? 360 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:07,733 I'd be happy to drive you home. 361 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,567 - No, thank you. 362 00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,933 - I could ask your name. 363 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,900 - You could. 364 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,933 - But why spoil a beautiful thing, right? 365 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,533 - Right. 366 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,600 Thank you. 367 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,700 It's been fun. 368 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,500 - Good night. 369 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:25,800 (claps) 370 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800 It's just wonderful. 371 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,133 - I went out to buy the dress. 372 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,900 I wanted it to be a surprise. 373 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,633 - Oh, darling, I'm so sorry I wasn't home 374 00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,067 when you came in with it, 375 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,767 but it's the sweetest, loveliest present I ever got, ever. 376 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,067 - How was the movie? 377 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:43,933 - What movie? 378 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,133 Oh, I never got to the movie. 379 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,467 I got forced into taking a tour of Manhattan. 380 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,800 Are you hungry? 381 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,600 - No. 382 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,467 Who forced you? 383 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,733 - Neither am I. 384 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,300 What do you say we open up the champagne, okay? 385 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,800 - Who forced you? 386 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,900 - Yeah, you wanna know who's a virgin? 387 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,733 - Let me go! 388 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:37,933 - You're a midget. 389 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,400 - Get him, man, don't be a chicken. 390 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,700 - Yeah, you better run home to your mother 391 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,167 before he mashes you. 392 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,767 What's wrong, kid, you forget your bottle or something? 393 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,700 - Freaking (mumbles). 394 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,267 Think you know everything? 395 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,300 - That's it, man. 396 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,700 Speak, man, speak. 397 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,100 - He made a pass at my girl. 398 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,000 - This kid? 399 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:09,933 - Little bastard! 400 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,500 - Okay, go home. 401 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500 Vanish. 402 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,433 This scene is over. 403 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,333 Lover boy, huh? 404 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,167 Real hombre. 405 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,933 And tough too. 406 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,033 Gonna make some bread? 407 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:27,767 Least they got gas stations, drugstores, that kind of stuff. 408 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,600 Could use you. 409 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:33,267 - Call me when you stick up Chase Manhattan. 410 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,433 Alright, just have your relay races the same way 411 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,033 you would any other time, okay? 412 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,933 - And tell Andy not to look at the camera. 413 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,600 - Andy, don't look at the camera. 414 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,133 - Okay. 415 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:43,967 - Anything else? 416 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:44,933 - No. 417 00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:46,700 - Alright, any questions? 418 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,067 - I saw the pope on TV last night 419 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:51,533 and he doesn't wear a stupid jockey cap. 420 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,900 - Listen, we're not trying to imitate anybody, 421 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,633 we're just having fun. 422 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,367 Like Halloween, right, Jamie? 423 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,900 - I brought this cap that looks just like the pope. 424 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,433 - That's (mumbles). 425 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,333 - May I wear it? 426 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,500 - Jamie's the director. 427 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,833 - Alright, put it on. 428 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,633 This film's an improvisation anyway. 429 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:13,333 Alright, take your places. 430 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,567 - Scene five, take three. 431 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,067 - Ready? 432 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,067 Action! 433 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,633 (upbeat music) 434 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,500 * Your funny face 435 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,533 * Your funny clothes 436 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:27,367 * Your funny hair 437 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,433 * Your funny toes 438 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,400 * Your funny eyes 439 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,467 * Your funny nose 440 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:37,533 * Do I have to be like you? 441 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,500 * Do I have to look like? 442 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,500 * Do I have to talk like? 443 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,567 * Do I have to be like? 444 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:46,200 * Do I have to do? 445 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,100 * Do like you? 446 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,233 - You know, Jamie had an IQ of 143 when he was six. 447 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,767 Scared his father so much he took him to a psychiatrist 448 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:55,600 right away. 449 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,067 - Well, I'll tell you. 450 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:02,767 When I was six, I had an IQ of 145. 451 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,800 My parents weren't scared. 452 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,833 * Do I have to look like? 453 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,767 * Do I have to talk like? 454 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:14,367 * Do I have to be like you? 455 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,667 * Be like you? 456 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:20,800 * I wanna be like you 457 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,633 - Later, Jamie. 458 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:22,900 - See you, Andy. 459 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,933 How was your computer date? 460 00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:25,833 - Short circuited. 461 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,200 - Was he that bad? 462 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,400 - Look, it's the worst, you have to do me a favor. 463 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,233 - What? 464 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:31,500 - Play sick. 465 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,500 - But Mom, I've been invited to a party. 466 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,967 - I'll make a bargain with you. 467 00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,900 I'll take you to dinner and then you can take a ride 468 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,567 on the Staten Island Ferry with me. 469 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,067 And when you come home, you can watch the Late Show with me. 470 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:45,367 - You mean I can stay up tonight, Mom? 471 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:46,733 - Hold on. 472 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,067 Alright. 473 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,133 Get the line going. 474 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:54,367 Come on. 475 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,767 Don't touch anything. 476 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,733 Anything is scratched and I'll have to buy it. 477 00:22:57,733 --> 00:22:59,133 - She looks like Sophia Loren. 478 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,500 - [Peter] Just like Sophia Loren. 479 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,200 - [Woman] Do you have any Gauguin? 480 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,067 - [Peter] Who? 481 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:03,867 - [Woman] Gauguin. 482 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,200 - Oh, you like Gauguin? 483 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,633 - Yes, he painted that beautiful red dog. 484 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,833 - Oh, well, everything would look red to you. 485 00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,300 - [Woman] I'm interested in the washes. 486 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,800 - He uses a lot of pink, doesn't he? 487 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,467 - What about the ceiling, what color do you call this? 488 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,600 - [Peter] I would say that's an off cocoa, sir. 489 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,600 That's a sprinkler system over there. 490 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,167 Look at the texture of that, everyone. 491 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,067 I mean, it makes you want to just feel and reach out 492 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:27,167 and eat the colors, doesn't it? 493 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,567 - And what is that back there? 494 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:30,833 - That's a girl. 495 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,800 - Oh, dear me, it looks like Elsie. 496 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,067 I thought that was Elsie. 497 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:38,167 - There must be 125 art galleries in this area 498 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,900 and I've come in 50 of them in the past two weeks. 499 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,667 - You must like art. 500 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,833 - Why didn't you tell me the name of your gallery? 501 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,267 - Why didn't you ask my name? 502 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:48,200 - What's your name? 503 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,067 - Christine Sutton. 504 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,633 - I love you, Christine. 505 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,700 Have coffee with me. 506 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,867 - I have to take care of the shop. 507 00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:01,067 My partner's out to lunch. 508 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,300 - Oh, you can take 10 minutes. 509 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,567 Put a sign in the window. 510 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,100 - You're in the middle of a bus tour. 511 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,133 - No, out of towners. 512 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,367 No stamina. 513 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,867 They need a breather, you know? 514 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,133 Watch. 515 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,067 Everybody back in the bus, let's go! 516 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,433 Come on, back in the bus! 517 00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,733 (claps) 518 00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,667 Gallery's closed for lunch, let's go! 519 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,633 Come on, Mrs. Sturgess, pop art is bad for your eyes. 520 00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,467 Let's go. 521 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,467 Right back in, come on, come on. 522 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,833 I'm sorry, they're closing. 523 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,200 Come on. 524 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,400 I'm sorry, I can't do it. 525 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,867 They close the gallery for lunch. 526 00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:38,467 They have to eat too, you know. 527 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:40,167 - Hurry up, dear, let's get in. 528 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,700 Let's get in, hurry up, hurry up. 529 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,533 Hurry up. 530 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,067 - Get comfortable now. 531 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:47,900 That's it. 532 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:02,400 So I had a choice, become mayor of New York or a guide. 533 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,367 So I looked into the requirements of being mayor. 534 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:08,567 A candidate has to shake about 6,000,000 hands, 535 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,133 kiss thousands of babies, eat about 50 pizzas 536 00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:13,367 and 30 blintzes a day. 537 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:15,800 By the time you become mayor, the hand is crippled, 538 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,167 you have bad breath, and you carry around Alkaseltzer 539 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:19,067 with you all day. 540 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:19,900 So I became a guide. 541 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,300 - But why a guide? 542 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:25,833 - A guide, you only risk one finger. 543 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:28,500 You know, on your right folks, is Lady Liberty, 544 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,233 a gift of the people of France to the United States. 545 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,133 On your left is the World Trade Center. 546 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,400 - [Christine] Very original. 547 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,067 - Please marry me, Christine Sutton. 548 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,067 Please. 549 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,100 - For all you know, I may be married. 550 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,167 - We'll fly to Mexico and arrange for the judge 551 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,167 to give you a divorce. 552 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:51,133 Then we'll have him marry us. 553 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:51,967 Are you married? 554 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:54,867 - Don't you think it's about time you get back 555 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:55,767 to your tea party? 556 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,067 - Let us out of here. 557 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:02,367 I'm (mumbles), feel just like fleas. 558 00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:03,467 (shouting) 559 00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:04,833 - Hey, calm down. 560 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:05,700 Hey, hold back. 561 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:10,467 Go on about your way. 562 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,900 - Excuse me, excuse me. 563 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,067 I got this. 564 00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,367 - This your bus, fella? 565 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,300 - Yes, it is. 566 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,200 - And these are your tourists? 567 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,433 - Yeah. 568 00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:20,367 - Well, what do you mean going off 569 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:21,167 and leaving them like that? 570 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:21,967 - I didn't leave them. 571 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,300 I quarantined them. 572 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,200 - You what? 573 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,100 - Measles. 574 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,133 - Who has the measles? 575 00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:27,267 - Measles? 576 00:26:27,267 --> 00:26:28,800 There are no measles in this bus. 577 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,300 - That flat-faced kid in the back there. 578 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,400 - Those are freckles. 579 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,867 - Watch out. 580 00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:35,067 Where's the guy with the measles? 581 00:26:35,067 --> 00:26:36,333 - There he is. 582 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,600 - Hey, would you get the kid with the measles up? 583 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,400 There he is. 584 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,667 He doesn't look like he's sick to me. 585 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:41,500 What do you think? 586 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,333 - No, there's spots. 587 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,567 - You see 'em? 588 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:44,500 Let's take to the hospital anyway. 589 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,767 We'll give you an escort. 590 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,533 Let's go, come on. 591 00:26:47,533 --> 00:26:49,100 - Officer, this man is lying. 592 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,167 - Listen, lady, we can't take any chances. 593 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,633 - Funny city, is it? 594 00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,467 It's a very funny city, I don't think that-- 595 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,833 - Meet me here at three o'clock tomorrow! 596 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:00,833 - I can't. 597 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,867 - What's your phone number? 598 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:03,867 I'm having a party. 599 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:05,900 Be here at three tomorrow. 600 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,200 - [Christine] Jamie, it's been five minutes. 601 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,067 It is your move. 602 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,867 What does zug mean? 603 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,800 - I know the word exists but I'm not sure of the meaning. 604 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,067 - Well, I challenge. 605 00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:27,100 - Okay, if you say so. 606 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,067 (phone ringing) 607 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:35,267 - Hello? 608 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:36,200 - Hi. 609 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,133 What happened here? 610 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,367 Everyone's waiting here for you. 611 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:39,600 - What? 612 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,800 - [Peter] This is Peter, remember me? 613 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:43,767 - How did you get my number? 614 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,233 - I have your address too. 615 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,900 Now listen, Christine, you can't break our date. 616 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,733 I mean, all my friends are waiting in the bus 617 00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:51,133 for the guest of honor. 618 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,633 - Look, I can't make it now. 619 00:27:52,633 --> 00:27:53,933 - I'll appeal to your vanity. 620 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,333 You're unquestionably going 621 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,200 to be the most beautiful woman there. 622 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,200 Now your competition isn't much. 623 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,133 We have a Miss America 1930 here, 624 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,433 three chondodystrophic dwarfs, 625 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,233 and the entire basso section 626 00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:09,300 from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. 627 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,800 The ugliest group of people you've ever seen 628 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,233 in your entire life. 629 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,700 Christine, if you don't come to the party, 630 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,467 I'm going to bring everyone over to your house. 631 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:18,500 - Oh! 632 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,833 Don't do that, alright? 633 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,067 I'll meet you at the gallery in half an hour. 634 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:26,733 - Who was that, Mom? 635 00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:28,167 - A client from out of town. 636 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:31,167 He's only got a few hours and he's interested 637 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,500 in buying a painting. 638 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,433 - Oh. 639 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:34,367 - It's a little early, I know, 640 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:35,400 but I'm gonna call Mary anyway. 641 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,267 Where's the party? 642 00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:57,100 - Right here. 643 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,067 - Where is everybody? 644 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:02,933 - They'll come in time. 645 00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:03,933 - [Christine] When? 646 00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:04,867 - [Peter] Right now. 647 00:29:04,867 --> 00:29:07,067 (honking) 648 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,667 - You missed. 649 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,867 - Hey, you want to go to a party? 650 00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,267 - No, man. 651 00:29:13,267 --> 00:29:14,200 - Great party. 652 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,933 - Where you going, where? 653 00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:16,433 - Everywhere. 654 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:17,933 Uptown, downtown, wherever the wheels will take us. 655 00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:19,200 The back side of the moon. 656 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:21,400 - (laughs) Okay, we're coming, we're coming. 657 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,567 (cheerful music) 658 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,233 - Want to go to a party? 659 00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:40,067 * Uptown, downtown, back of the moon * 660 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:45,067 * High as a cloud and free as a goose * 661 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:50,167 * Hang loose 662 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:53,400 * Come on, fancy me a tune 663 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,400 * Take off your shoes and pass out the juice * 664 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,967 * We're gonna have a party 665 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,867 * We'll fly like a wild balloon * 666 00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:10,867 * We're gonna have a party 667 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:15,867 * Won't stop till the fireworks pop * 668 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,667 * Don't let it come back too soon * 669 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:22,933 * Too soon 670 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,767 * Uptown, downtown, back of the moon * 671 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:26,033 * Too soon 672 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:30,600 * Uptown, downtown, back of the moon * 673 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:35,100 * Uptown, downtown, back of the moon * 674 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:40,100 * Craziest ride but it's gonna be okay * 675 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,433 * Let's all wave goodbye till we're out of sight * 676 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:50,867 * And float away as high as a kite * 677 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:54,233 - The kite, the kite. 678 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:59,233 You are at heaven's gate and the stars begin to rise 679 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:05,100 in the bed of flowers that lies. 680 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:10,300 Oh Manhattan, look at the sky. 681 00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:15,700 We are standing before the... 682 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,067 - [Woman] Skies. 683 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:20,367 - That's right. 684 00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:21,367 Skies. 685 00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:25,900 - Water, water, everywhere. 686 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:31,267 I was thinking of Los Angeles. 687 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,800 - Is that where you're from? 688 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,433 - Uh huh. 689 00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,633 I've lived 23 years of my life near water. 690 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 From the little pool at my home 691 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,200 to the ocean 10 minutes away from home. 692 00:31:48,267 --> 00:31:49,567 That's what life is about, 693 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:53,367 an ode to sun, sand, ski, surf. 694 00:31:54,567 --> 00:31:57,267 When I was a kid, I thought the whole world 695 00:31:57,267 --> 00:32:00,533 was one big swimming pool with a little patch of patio 696 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:01,900 for Cokes and cocktails. 697 00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:06,167 - When I was a kid, 698 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:07,600 I thought the whole world was a warehouse. 699 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,067 - Why? 700 00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:11,133 - My parents kept everything, absolutely everything. 701 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,567 Old newspapers, shoes, 702 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,900 even a pot of beef stew was saved 703 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,533 until the last potato was eaten. 704 00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,100 - Sounds like the Depression. 705 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,233 - Post-Depression, pre-war. 706 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:23,333 What a combination. 707 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,567 - What did your father do? 708 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,167 - My father was in the carpeting business. 709 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:28,300 That made life a little difficult, you see, 710 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,600 no one was really interested in having a carpet 711 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,233 when there wasn't enough clothes to put on your back. 712 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:35,400 Money meant everything. 713 00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:37,467 What did your father do? 714 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:38,900 - Psychoanalyst. 715 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,933 You know, one of those experts that borrows your watch, 716 00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:43,800 tells you the time, and charges you 50 bucks. 717 00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:48,700 - Sounds like a very stimulating environment. 718 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,967 - I hated it. 719 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,400 - What brought you to New York? 720 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,800 - I lived with my father for a while 721 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,167 after my mother divorced him. 722 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,067 I was fooling around with one of his clients, 723 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:59,400 a pretty Oriental starlet. 724 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,167 I would tell her what my father was really like 725 00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,133 and she would tell him during the sessions. 726 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:04,600 (laughs) 727 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,733 So my father and I had it out, he gave me an ultimatum. 728 00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:10,267 Either go to work or join the army. 729 00:33:10,267 --> 00:33:11,833 The Peace Corps was big at the time, 730 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,333 so I joined the Peace Corps. 731 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,267 They sent me to Sierra Leone, and I was maybe-- 732 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:19,267 - That's in West Africa. 733 00:33:19,267 --> 00:33:21,367 - Right, just below Liberia. 734 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,200 Smaller than a postage stamp, really. 735 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,200 I was supposed to teach English. 736 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,533 Then when I got there, the Peace Corps supervisor said 737 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:31,467 that I was to teach baseball to the Temne tribe. 738 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,733 It seems that a rival tribe, the Mende, 739 00:33:34,733 --> 00:33:36,267 already had a baseball team. 740 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,500 So I said screw you. 741 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,867 And I got sacked. 742 00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:43,800 And luckily, some Greek businessman I met there 743 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,400 needed an English interpreter. 744 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,633 - Do you speak Greek? 745 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,333 - Well, I'm one quarter Greek. 746 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,800 Anyway, he spoke broken English, I spoke broken Greek, 747 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,433 so we survived. 748 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:55,533 He took me all over Africa and then to Greece. 749 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:58,967 - I love Greece, that's my most favorite country. 750 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,767 Just to be able to roam through the rooms 751 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,067 of the temple of Zeus. 752 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,367 - I loved it there too. 753 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,767 I never wanted to come back. 754 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,867 - [Christine] Why did you? 755 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,567 - I was caught growing marijuana in my employer's garden 756 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,300 and I was deported. 757 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,933 (laughs) 758 00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:19,700 I'm not as wild as I once was though, once upon a time. 759 00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:24,100 For one thing, I have a steady business here, regular-- 760 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,500 - Picking up ladies. 761 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,967 Now if that's your regular business, 762 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,300 you're in a lot of trouble. 763 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:33,867 - You're the first lady I really tried to pick up. 764 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:35,067 - Oh. 765 00:34:35,067 --> 00:34:36,100 - Really. 766 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,600 Your green eyes captivated me. 767 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,067 - [Christine] They're hazel. 768 00:34:39,067 --> 00:34:39,900 - Oh. 769 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:41,700 Christine? 770 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,967 Would you make love to me? 771 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:50,667 - I've never been propositioned that way. 772 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:53,567 - It's the only way I know. 773 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:56,167 (gentle music) 774 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:11,467 I'm not a great lover, I never have been. 775 00:36:15,267 --> 00:36:17,633 - You know, they say that if you love somebody, 776 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,467 really love somebody, then there isn't... 777 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:26,733 You don't have any problem. 778 00:36:37,133 --> 00:36:37,967 - Christine. 779 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,200 Please let me love you. 780 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,733 (shouting) 781 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,533 - Mary. 782 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,067 - Hi, Jamie, what's up? 783 00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:02,133 - [Jamie] Can I talk to you alone? 784 00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:03,400 - Sure. 785 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,200 You two go ahead, I'll catch up to you, okay? 786 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,967 - Did you finish that report on the Pacific Islands? 787 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,500 - No. 788 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,400 - [Jamie] How's it coming along? 789 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,333 - The teacher says my topic is too broad, 790 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,067 I'll have to narrow it down. 791 00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:18,867 Why? 792 00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:27,633 You wrote this for me? 793 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:28,467 - [Jamie] Yeah. 794 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:31,700 - Gee, thanks. 795 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,467 - Now when my mother calls you to sit, make an excuse. 796 00:37:34,467 --> 00:37:36,267 Just say you can't make it. 797 00:37:36,267 --> 00:37:37,100 - Why? 798 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,300 - I got my reasons. 799 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,933 - [Mary] Yeah, and I'll lose three dollars. 800 00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,567 - Then you can't have the report. 801 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:44,533 - Okay, you've got a deal. 802 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:46,567 Can I take it? 803 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:47,633 - Yeah. 804 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,467 - Thanks, Jamie. 805 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,100 Sorry I took so long. 806 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,100 - Gee, he's groovy. 807 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,067 - So cute. 808 00:37:55,067 --> 00:37:57,133 - He's neater than Phil. 809 00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:59,500 - Hey, cut it out, will you? 810 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,167 I'm his babysitter and that's all. 811 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:03,100 - Really? 812 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,600 - Do you know how old he is? 813 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,500 10. 814 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,933 - So what? 815 00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:10,067 I once kissed a boy who was eight. 816 00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:13,700 And boy, let me tell you, he was some kisser. 817 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,533 You know what? 818 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:17,067 - Blue's your color, Mom. 819 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,533 - Wrap this one, please. 820 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:21,867 Let's go over to the boys department now 821 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:23,667 and we'll buy you a new suit, alright? 822 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,800 - Mom, in the last two weeks I've gotten two new shirts, 823 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,367 a new light meter, and five extra dollars for pocket money. 824 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,733 Now you want to get me a new suit? 825 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:35,100 - You deserve it. 826 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,333 - Why? 827 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:39,533 - Because you worked so hard on your film. 828 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:41,067 - Oh, it's not finished yet. 829 00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:44,333 I have the whole thing to edit over the summer vacation. 830 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,733 - Well, I feel bad that I haven't seen you 831 00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,600 for the past couple weeks. 832 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,800 - But you've been so busy with your clients. 833 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:56,067 - Let's buy a wild hat then, alright? 834 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,067 Business is booming. 835 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,433 - Alright. 836 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,067 You going out tonight? 837 00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,300 - There's an interior decorator from Los Angeles in town, 838 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,800 she's looking for some paintings. 839 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,900 But Mary can't sit. 840 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,167 - So? 841 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,467 - So I don't know any reliable sitters. 842 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:17,200 Don't worry, I'll just cancel the appointment. 843 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,133 - Don't cancel because of me. 844 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,533 I could stay home by myself. 845 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:23,233 As a matter of fact, I'd like to. 846 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,667 - You sure? 847 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,767 - Yes, Mom. 848 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:29,867 - Then that's very thoughtful of you, darling. 849 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,833 Maybe I will, just this once. 850 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:35,067 - Oh, come on, move it, car, let's go! 851 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:52,867 (dramatic music) 852 00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:32,867 - [Man] What do we do now? 853 00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:33,700 - [Jamie] Wait. 854 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,233 - [Man] How long? 855 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,367 - [Jamie] Till they come out. 856 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,133 - [Man] What's going on, chico? 857 00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:39,567 - [Jamie] You made a deal. 858 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,633 - [Man] Okay, okay, big shot. 859 00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:44,600 Hey, can I look through your camera? 860 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,867 - [Jamie] Okay. 861 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,067 - [Peter] Tell me about your husband. 862 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,200 - That's breaking the rules, isn't it? 863 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,667 - Look, if you don't want to answer me, you don't have to. 864 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:03,800 - What do you want to know? 865 00:41:05,067 --> 00:41:06,267 - [Peter] Well, how did you meet him? 866 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,067 - At college. 867 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,333 - Do you love him? 868 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,700 - I loved him, while he was alive. 869 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,200 - He's dead? 870 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,733 - [Christine] He died two years ago in a plane crash. 871 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,300 - Then who are you hiding me from? 872 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,300 - (laughs) No one. 873 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,867 - Then why do I drop you off at the corner all the time? 874 00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:28,467 Do you live alone? 875 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:32,600 - I live with Jamie, my son. 876 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:34,500 - Can I meet him? 877 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,100 - Let's have your plan, chico. 878 00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,567 - If you stick up a gas station, you only get about $20. 879 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,733 Right? 880 00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:53,933 But if you had a key to those pumps, 881 00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:56,067 at night when the station closes, 882 00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:58,167 you could take out maybe 20 or 30 gallons 883 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,100 without the owner even knowing. 884 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,133 Could take them weeks to find out. 885 00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:03,833 - Great, but how do I get the key? 886 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,333 - Make another key in the morning. 887 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,400 Then slip that one on the desk without anyone seeing you, 888 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,233 alright? 889 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,400 - Hey! 890 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,933 Who was that chick you were following? 891 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,567 - My mother. 892 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:21,333 Dad, what is orgasm? 893 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:24,867 - Didn't you learn about it in your sex education course? 894 00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:26,367 - [Jamie] No. 895 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:30,200 - Well, when a man and woman have intercourse, 896 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,567 the orgasm is the peak of sexual excitement. 897 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:35,567 It's something like a climax, an ending. 898 00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:36,400 - Ah. 899 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:38,700 - [Douglas] Where'd you hear the word? 900 00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:41,600 - I read it in your article for the magazine. 901 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,300 - Oh, oh, that orgasm. 902 00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:45,833 (laughs) And the phrase was political orgasm, 903 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,867 meaning the peak of political excitement. 904 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,667 Do you understand what you read? 905 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,933 - How come your name wasn't at the bottom? 906 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:54,200 - That's the policy. 907 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,667 See, when I write a story, 908 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,600 it's rewritten by a special group of writers. 909 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,067 Then it's edited by a different group. 910 00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:02,100 - Is that good? 911 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,200 - No, I don't like it. 912 00:43:05,067 --> 00:43:06,667 You know, I always wanted to write a novel 913 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,600 but somehow I don't have the guts to give up my job. 914 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,633 Maybe I've forgotten what I wanted to say. 915 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:17,467 You know, when you grow up, I don't want you to compromise. 916 00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:21,200 (door opening) 917 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,067 - Jamie. 918 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,633 Darling, I didn't know you'd still be up. 919 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:26,333 - I was reading. 920 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:27,800 - You know that lady from Los Angeles? 921 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,367 I have the funniest stories to tell you about her-- 922 00:43:29,367 --> 00:43:30,200 - Mom, I'm tired. 923 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,367 Can I please be excused? 924 00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:33,900 - Okay, honey. 925 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,067 - Thank you, good night. 926 00:43:35,067 --> 00:43:37,100 - Good night. 927 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,733 - Oh, for Christ's sakes, Chris, Jamie is your son, 928 00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:41,100 not your husband. 929 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,900 How long you gonna keep this up? 930 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,367 And what if he finds out that you've been lying? 931 00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:46,867 - I feel like I'm split in two. 932 00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:48,700 I know that they're oceans apart. 933 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,067 - [Madge] You love the man? 934 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:50,867 - Yes. 935 00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:52,100 - Is he good? 936 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,100 - In bed? 937 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,233 He has possibilities. 938 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,567 - [Madge] Has he proposed? 939 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:57,900 - Twice so far today. 940 00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,633 - You wanna marry him? 941 00:43:59,633 --> 00:44:01,067 - I think so. 942 00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:01,900 - Oh, well, look. 943 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,733 Why don't you take the afternoon off and go to the park 944 00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:09,100 and feed the pigeons and kind of think things out. 945 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,400 - What will we do with our Argentinian painter? 946 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,067 - Oh, well, let me take care of him. 947 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,367 Look, life is bigger than art. 948 00:44:15,367 --> 00:44:16,200 - Oh really? 949 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,067 Who says so? 950 00:44:17,067 --> 00:44:18,500 - My guru. 951 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,433 - You're the only broad I know who goes to a psychiatrist 952 00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:20,700 and a guru at the same time. 953 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,700 - I know, I need all the help I can get. 954 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:23,533 (laughs) 955 00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:26,900 (doorbell buzzes) 956 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:28,500 - Hello. - Hi. 957 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,333 - Hiya. 958 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,433 - Hi. 959 00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:31,467 - Peter, this is Jamie. 960 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:32,500 Jamie, this is Peter. 961 00:44:33,633 --> 00:44:34,467 - How do you do. 962 00:44:34,467 --> 00:44:37,067 - How do you do, Jamie. 963 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:37,867 - Um... 964 00:44:41,233 --> 00:44:42,467 - A nice house. 965 00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:53,700 (laughs) 966 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:57,300 Sorry. 967 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:00,167 - Would everybody like an afternoon drink? 968 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,167 - I'll have a Coke. 969 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,067 - Me too. 970 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,400 What grade are you in in school, Jamie? 971 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,233 - Sixth. 972 00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:18,933 - Did you skip? 973 00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:19,767 - Yes. 974 00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:23,367 - [Peter] Anything, school? 975 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,567 - [Jamie] Guess it's okay. 976 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,200 - I thought that we'd go to the zoo 977 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,133 but I don't know, you're a different sort. 978 00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:35,733 - Don't tell me I'm mature for my age. 979 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,200 - Okay. 980 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,367 As long as you don't tell me I'm young for mine. 981 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:40,333 - That's obvious. 982 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,200 - Look, I don't blame you for trying to cut me. 983 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,900 - I don't have to cut you. 984 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,433 - Jamie, I won't forget who gave me my first break, fellow. 985 00:46:13,433 --> 00:46:14,267 - Thanks, Peter. 986 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:17,433 - Thank you for a lovely afternoon. 987 00:46:17,433 --> 00:46:18,267 - You're welcome. 988 00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:19,233 I'll call you. 989 00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:20,067 - Okay. 990 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,333 Did you have fun? 991 00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:31,400 At someone else's expense? 992 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,600 I'm ashamed of you, Jamie. 993 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,900 I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. 994 00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:40,533 Your intelligence isn't worth 10 cents 995 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:42,067 if you don't know how to respect-- 996 00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,067 If you don't know how to respect another human being. 997 00:47:04,233 --> 00:47:05,600 Peter was trying to be nice to you 998 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,900 and you were trying to make a fool out of him 999 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,433 with your camera. 1000 00:47:08,433 --> 00:47:10,433 Now all you managed to succeed in doing is looking ill-bred. 1001 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,767 - Can I be excused? 1002 00:47:17,767 --> 00:47:21,367 - You can do anything you want. 1003 00:47:24,567 --> 00:47:25,767 (crying) 1004 00:47:25,767 --> 00:47:27,067 - [Douglas] (mumbles) John. 1005 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:28,867 - [Christine] Bourgeois values in technology. 1006 00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:30,733 Neil... 1007 00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:31,833 - [Douglas] A piece of shit. 1008 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,300 - [Christine] Don't, Douglas! 1009 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,233 - Oh, for Christ's sakes, don't bring up Beckett to me! 1010 00:47:34,233 --> 00:47:35,467 - [Christine] Why the hell not? 1011 00:47:35,467 --> 00:47:38,067 - Because Beckett never protested about bans-- 1012 00:47:38,067 --> 00:47:40,367 - Just a minute, just a minute, just wait. 1013 00:47:40,367 --> 00:47:41,567 - [Douglas] Stop shouting. 1014 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,700 - I'm not shouting, you're shouting! 1015 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:44,833 (distorted voices) 1016 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,600 I'm all done listening to you. 1017 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:53,733 May I come in? 1018 00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:13,467 I won't see him anymore. 1019 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,367 - Then you'll just like him more. 1020 00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,500 - But I love you very, very much. 1021 00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:22,733 - Do you love him? 1022 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,333 - Yes. 1023 00:48:31,467 --> 00:48:33,100 - Then you have to see him. 1024 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,200 - Oh, but he wants to come and live with us. 1025 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,933 - Do you want him to? 1026 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:43,700 - I don't know, I... 1027 00:48:44,867 --> 00:48:45,700 I'm not sure. 1028 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,700 - Can't you love us both? 1029 00:49:03,767 --> 00:49:04,667 - Of course I can. 1030 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,700 - [Minister] According to God's holy ordinance, 1031 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,367 do you, Christine, take this man, Peter, 1032 00:49:11,367 --> 00:49:14,567 for your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold 1033 00:49:14,567 --> 00:49:17,300 from this day forward, for better or for worse, 1034 00:49:18,767 --> 00:49:22,133 in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, 1035 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,833 until death do you part? 1036 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,300 - I do. 1037 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,700 - [Minister] Place the ring. 1038 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,200 - What a catastrophe. 1039 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,633 Have you got the ring? 1040 00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:36,800 This often happen, I'm sorry. 1041 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,133 - [Minister] Take this copper one, it will do. 1042 00:49:38,133 --> 00:49:38,967 - Thank you. 1043 00:49:41,767 --> 00:49:43,533 - I now pronounce you man and wife. 1044 00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:52,533 - It'll only be two weeks but I'll call you every night 1045 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:53,533 at dinnertime, okay? 1046 00:49:55,067 --> 00:49:55,833 - Bye. 1047 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,067 - So long. 1048 00:49:57,067 --> 00:49:57,500 - Chris, bye, I love you very much. 1049 00:49:59,867 --> 00:50:02,267 - Whatever happened to your wedding ring? 1050 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:03,500 - What? 1051 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,733 - The one I gave you at the altar. 1052 00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:07,067 - Oh, you're a fine one to ask. 1053 00:50:07,067 --> 00:50:08,533 Don't you remember I sold it to pay 1054 00:50:08,533 --> 00:50:09,933 for typing your doctorate? 1055 00:50:11,033 --> 00:50:13,033 - (snaps) How could I forget that? 1056 00:50:13,033 --> 00:50:14,733 - You better not, ever. 1057 00:50:25,567 --> 00:50:28,733 - Fade in, the locale's a posh New England restaurant 1058 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:30,400 overlooking the bay, right? 1059 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,633 But remember, your mother is pretending to be my secretary 1060 00:50:32,633 --> 00:50:34,567 and she makes a reservation for a table 1061 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,933 in the name of His Excellency San Christovo Rafael Jolidas. 1062 00:50:39,933 --> 00:50:41,767 The town is very small and the word spreads quickly, 1063 00:50:41,767 --> 00:50:43,333 everyone hears about it. 1064 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,900 So we go into the restaurant, I give them my pidgin Spanish. 1065 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,733 Excuse me. 1066 00:50:50,433 --> 00:50:54,367 (speaking in foreign language) 1067 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:01,400 - The local banker, he was waiting in the restaurant for us 1068 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,167 and he insisted that we be his guests for dinner. 1069 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:07,967 - And the banker didn't want to insult the foreign dignitary 1070 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,300 so he starts slurping too. 1071 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,467 And the two of us slurping away, 1072 00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:13,867 we sound like Niagara Falls. 1073 00:51:16,467 --> 00:51:18,067 - That's very funny. 1074 00:51:18,067 --> 00:51:20,133 (laughs) 1075 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:23,767 - Come back again. 1076 00:51:23,767 --> 00:51:24,600 You too, huh? 1077 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,067 Goodbye, Mrs. Osmond. 1078 00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:30,300 Remember tomorrow we have a date together, eh? 1079 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:31,367 Okay. 1080 00:51:31,367 --> 00:51:33,367 Great, good, good night. 1081 00:51:41,267 --> 00:51:43,667 (slow music) 1082 00:52:03,267 --> 00:52:04,100 - You want to? 1083 00:52:06,533 --> 00:52:07,833 - Now? 1084 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:08,667 - Mmhm. 1085 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:12,267 - I don't know. 1086 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:16,967 - Well. 1087 00:52:18,933 --> 00:52:20,133 - Maybe in the morning. 1088 00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:21,233 - Okay. 1089 00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:22,833 No, I can't. 1090 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,067 - Why? 1091 00:52:24,067 --> 00:52:25,567 - [Peter] Got an early appointment. 1092 00:52:25,567 --> 00:52:26,900 - [Christine] Well then some other time, alright, darling? 1093 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:33,800 - How about some Scrabble? 1094 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:36,733 - Alright. 1095 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:39,467 - Where's the set? 1096 00:52:39,467 --> 00:52:41,833 Where is everybody, is this a ghost town? 1097 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:42,933 Hey! 1098 00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:43,767 We got it made. 1099 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:45,867 We got it made! 1100 00:52:45,867 --> 00:52:47,333 - [Christine] How? 1101 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,867 - City hall bought the idea, buying six tours a week 1102 00:52:48,867 --> 00:52:49,700 for the entire summer. 1103 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,200 Underprivileged kids. 1104 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,533 They're sending me the purchase order next week. 1105 00:52:52,533 --> 00:52:54,200 - [Christine] Congratulations, that's terrific. 1106 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,500 - [Peter] Come on, let's go out. 1107 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,067 - Why? 1108 00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,367 - Why, because I have a whole box of fireworks, that's why. 1109 00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:02,100 With Vesuvius sparklers, incredible things. 1110 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,500 Come on, let's go celebrate. 1111 00:53:07,867 --> 00:53:11,067 (fireworks exploding) 1112 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:15,400 (laughs) 1113 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,267 - Hi, Jamie, what's going on? 1114 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,233 - Happy fun father's birthday. 1115 00:53:35,233 --> 00:53:36,167 - But today isn't-- 1116 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:38,500 Come on. 1117 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,100 Your father seems like a lot of fun. 1118 00:53:45,133 --> 00:53:47,667 - He's a funny man. 1119 00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:51,833 - [Mary] You don't call me to babysit anymore. 1120 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,233 - Do you miss me? 1121 00:53:54,233 --> 00:53:55,167 - You're different. 1122 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,767 Hey, Jamie, when are you gonna make a movie about me? 1123 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,667 - Come on, darling. 1124 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,700 - Over thy moons now do I prophecy. 1125 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:08,667 Which like dumb moths do open their ruby lips 1126 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:12,133 to beg the voice and utterance of my tongue. 1127 00:54:12,133 --> 00:54:13,067 - Excellent. 1128 00:54:13,067 --> 00:54:15,067 (applauds) 1129 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:17,933 I think that you've got an actor in the family. 1130 00:54:17,933 --> 00:54:20,333 - You know, when I was his age, I couldn't even read. 1131 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,100 - [Christine] That's because of the school he goes to. 1132 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,500 It's very progressive, you know. 1133 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,833 - But how costly is it? 1134 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,433 - [Douglas] Two long ones a year. 1135 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,700 - Oh, but it was worth it. 1136 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,133 - [Douglas] Yeah, I guess so. 1137 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,067 His IQs have all been consistently above average. 1138 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,767 - What do you want to be when you grow up, Jamie? 1139 00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:35,067 - Jamie is going to be a senator. 1140 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:36,800 - Anything but journalism. 1141 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,267 - Or teaching. 1142 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:40,167 - [Douglas] Jamie and I have other plans, right, son? 1143 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,633 - Hey, Mom, guess what the next production 1144 00:54:41,633 --> 00:54:43,300 in Shakespeare in the Park is? 1145 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,133 - What? 1146 00:54:44,133 --> 00:54:45,600 - Julius Caesar. 1147 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,933 - We must try to catch it. 1148 00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:48,300 I wonder what time it is. 1149 00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:49,300 I must get Peter up. 1150 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:55,500 Good morning. 1151 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:56,333 - [Peter] Hello. 1152 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:01,067 - [Christine] (laughs) Come on, it's time for breakfast. 1153 00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:02,200 - [Peter] I want you for breakfast. 1154 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,067 - Peter, come on. 1155 00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,233 (kissing) 1156 00:55:05,233 --> 00:55:06,133 Come on, later. 1157 00:55:06,133 --> 00:55:08,233 Darling, come on. 1158 00:55:08,233 --> 00:55:10,300 (laughs) 1159 00:55:21,867 --> 00:55:23,900 Okay, everybody, it's time to wrap it up. 1160 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,333 - Is that Douglas? 1161 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:28,167 - [Christine] Mmhm. 1162 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,867 - [Peter] Good skier. 1163 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,467 Funny, I always imagined him to be taller. 1164 00:55:50,467 --> 00:55:53,200 - He had more of his cuticles than you have in your head. 1165 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,633 - Jamie, stand up! 1166 00:55:54,633 --> 00:55:56,767 And turn off that machine. 1167 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:58,533 Now you just go into your room and you can stay there 1168 00:55:58,533 --> 00:56:00,067 until I tell you to come out. 1169 00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:03,833 I'm sorry, Peter. 1170 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,233 - Oh, that's okay. 1171 00:56:08,633 --> 00:56:11,400 (dramatic music) 1172 00:56:24,167 --> 00:56:27,167 (whispering voices) 1173 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,267 (screams) 1174 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:42,533 - Darling. 1175 00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:45,233 Jamie, Jamie. 1176 00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:49,800 It's alright, darling, it's just a bad dream, I'm here now. 1177 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,767 It's alright, darling. 1178 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:53,933 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. 1179 00:57:53,933 --> 00:57:55,200 Please, just... 1180 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,233 It's alright, darling. 1181 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:02,767 Jamie, Jamie. 1182 00:58:04,433 --> 00:58:05,500 Jamie, Jamie. 1183 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,433 - Oh. 1184 00:58:14,567 --> 00:58:17,233 Come on then, you want to play? 1185 00:58:17,233 --> 00:58:21,133 Let's play catch. 1186 00:58:21,133 --> 00:58:23,267 Huh? 1187 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,867 I have a fastball that's superb. 1188 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,567 Had conditions been right, 1189 00:58:28,567 --> 00:58:30,500 I'd be in the major leagues right now. 1190 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,333 - Come on, Jamie, let's see. 1191 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:34,067 - Wanna box? 1192 00:58:34,067 --> 00:58:35,233 Wanna spar a few rounds? 1193 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:39,067 I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. 1194 00:58:39,067 --> 00:58:40,633 You teach me how to play Scrabble 1195 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,700 and I'll teach you how to box. 1196 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,200 Okay? 1197 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,800 - Mommy, can I go on the swings? 1198 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,733 - Well, all of the symptoms are of regression. 1199 00:58:50,733 --> 00:58:51,967 The stammering sometime. 1200 00:58:51,967 --> 00:58:53,633 He hasn't touched his editing for three days. 1201 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:54,933 Do you know what he did this morning? 1202 00:58:54,933 --> 00:58:57,667 He went back to playing with his old toys. 1203 00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:00,267 - [Doctor] I think he's trying to reach out to you. 1204 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,133 - Well, he doesn't have to try. 1205 00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:03,967 I'm here. 1206 00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:10,333 Do you think it's going to affect his IQ? 1207 00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:11,900 - Now come on, I really don't think 1208 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:14,100 that we should be worrying at this stage about IQs. 1209 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:17,567 - It's all my fault, I never should have hollered at him. 1210 00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:19,067 - Mom, where's my blue shirt? 1211 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,533 - It's in your top drawer, Jamie. 1212 00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,633 - [Jamie] I can't find it. 1213 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,667 - It must be in the laundry then, darling. 1214 00:59:34,433 --> 00:59:36,433 How about wearing the orange one? 1215 00:59:36,433 --> 00:59:37,633 - I don't like that one. 1216 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,600 - What's wrong with it? 1217 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,500 - I don't like it. 1218 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:42,333 - Alright. 1219 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,333 How about... 1220 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,600 How about this one? 1221 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,533 We just bought it a couple weeks ago 1222 00:59:46,533 --> 00:59:47,667 and you only wore it once. 1223 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:48,567 - Okay. 1224 00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:49,400 - Okay. 1225 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,633 Here you go. 1226 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:54,967 - Hey, look, I gotta-- 1227 00:59:54,967 --> 00:59:56,267 - Oh, I'm sorry, Peter. 1228 00:59:56,267 --> 00:59:57,633 I'll be in the kitchen in a minute. 1229 00:59:57,633 --> 00:59:58,767 - No, don't bother, I had coffee. 1230 00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,067 I've got to go now. 1231 01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:01,800 My next tour begins in 15 minutes. 1232 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,367 Bye! 1233 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,500 Hey, Fellini! 1234 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,800 You better start cutting your film today. 1235 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,700 All my tourists have been asking for you. 1236 01:00:11,767 --> 01:00:14,033 (knocking) 1237 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:15,733 - Come in. 1238 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000 What's the matter, darling? 1239 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,033 - Mommy, I'm frightened. 1240 01:00:22,033 --> 01:00:23,233 Can I sleep in your bed? 1241 01:00:26,033 --> 01:00:28,667 - Jamie, you're old enough to sleep in your own bed. 1242 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,567 - I know, but just for a little while. 1243 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:01,400 (shouting) 1244 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200 - Come on, get the ball! 1245 01:01:20,867 --> 01:01:22,967 (smacks) 1246 01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:29,300 - Now go home and tell your mommy 1247 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,567 that you're still a virgin. 1248 01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:35,500 - It's going through the deep chasms 1249 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,567 of the Grand Canyon now. 1250 01:01:39,267 --> 01:01:40,500 - Is anyone else with us? 1251 01:01:41,767 --> 01:01:43,067 - Just you and I. 1252 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,700 - Okay, let's go to Mount Rushmore. 1253 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,067 - Alright, Mount Rushmore. 1254 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,567 (mimics honking) 1255 01:01:57,267 --> 01:01:58,100 - Packed? 1256 01:02:00,933 --> 01:02:03,500 - We're not gonna go. 1257 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,100 - [Peter] I already made hotel reservations. 1258 01:02:06,267 --> 01:02:08,300 - Well, I guess you better cancel 'em. 1259 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,433 - What happened? 1260 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:22,933 - Jamie, would you be a sweetheart, honey, 1261 01:02:22,933 --> 01:02:25,433 and go get me a bottle of shampoo from the drug store? 1262 01:02:25,433 --> 01:02:27,900 Just tell them to charge it to our account, okay? 1263 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,733 - Okay. 1264 01:02:38,267 --> 01:02:39,100 - Look. 1265 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:41,933 Jamie is very shook up. 1266 01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:43,433 He was beaten up by some kids today 1267 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:44,833 and I really can't go away for the weekend, 1268 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,067 not after this has happened. 1269 01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:47,467 I've already called Madge and I've told her 1270 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,200 that we're not gonna bring him over. 1271 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,133 - Well, why don't we all go? 1272 01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,233 We'll get a room for Jamie. 1273 01:02:51,233 --> 01:02:52,767 - Well, I can't really do that. 1274 01:02:52,767 --> 01:02:54,400 You see, I promised him he could go to the museum 1275 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,900 and he's got his heart set on that Shakespeare festival 1276 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,200 in the park tomorrow night. 1277 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,533 - Well, what about my vacation? 1278 01:02:59,533 --> 01:03:00,567 I've been looking forward to it. 1279 01:03:00,567 --> 01:03:01,633 What about me? 1280 01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:02,600 - What about you? 1281 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,200 - My needs. 1282 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,733 - Well, they're taken care of, aren't they? 1283 01:03:05,733 --> 01:03:06,667 - How? 1284 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:07,900 - Well, I love you, now don't I? 1285 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,433 - When was the last time we made love? 1286 01:03:09,433 --> 01:03:11,467 - I didn't know the license specified dates. 1287 01:03:11,467 --> 01:03:13,933 - Well, it does specify that I exist. 1288 01:03:13,933 --> 01:03:14,767 - Oh. 1289 01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:18,267 Peter, I acknowledge your existence. 1290 01:03:18,267 --> 01:03:19,700 - Yeah, how do you show it? 1291 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,100 By reading Human Sexual Inadequacy in the living room 1292 01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,767 while I'm waiting for you in bed? 1293 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,767 - Maybe you should read it. 1294 01:03:31,133 --> 01:03:31,967 - Look! 1295 01:03:33,433 --> 01:03:34,533 I don't want to argue. 1296 01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:37,767 I'm tired. 1297 01:03:37,767 --> 01:03:39,067 I just want to have some fun. 1298 01:03:39,067 --> 01:03:40,800 Why can't we all go away for the weekend? 1299 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,500 - It's too nerve-wracking at this point. 1300 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,900 Jamie needs me here at home. 1301 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:46,900 - Oh, come on, Christine, stop dramatizing. 1302 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:49,133 - I'm not dramatizing, it's a fact. 1303 01:03:49,133 --> 01:03:51,767 - You don't have to wave your flag of motherhood at me. 1304 01:03:51,767 --> 01:03:53,267 I know you've done your best with Jamie, 1305 01:03:53,267 --> 01:03:55,067 but leave him alone sometimes. 1306 01:03:55,067 --> 01:03:55,900 He'll be better off. 1307 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,200 Let him be! 1308 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,267 - Don't you realize Jamie has a problem? 1309 01:03:58,267 --> 01:03:59,233 He's hung up on me. 1310 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:00,233 - Oh yeah? 1311 01:04:00,233 --> 01:04:01,333 Maybe you're hung up on him! 1312 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,167 - What does that mean? 1313 01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:05,200 - For two months, when we first started going out, 1314 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,733 you hid the fact that you had a son. 1315 01:04:06,733 --> 01:04:08,100 Why? 1316 01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:09,700 - What does that got to do with anything? 1317 01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,433 - Could it be that you felt guilty about us, 1318 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:13,133 as if you were betraying your own child? 1319 01:04:13,133 --> 01:04:16,167 - What the hell do you know about bringing up a child? 1320 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:17,600 - I was a kid once too, remember? 1321 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,933 And a screwed up one at that, 1322 01:04:18,933 --> 01:04:21,600 thanks to my goddamn intellectual parents. 1323 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,067 - Well, nothing much seems to have changed. 1324 01:04:24,067 --> 01:04:26,167 - I'm gonna stay that way, honey, because I can't help it 1325 01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,767 and you like it. 1326 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:29,600 The way to your heart is through your nipples, 1327 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,467 so if you want, I'll start having nightmares 1328 01:04:31,467 --> 01:04:33,667 so I can cuddle up at night with you, huh? 1329 01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,167 And I'll start pulling the bits. 1330 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:36,967 "Mommy, I'm frightened, can I sleep in your bed?" 1331 01:04:36,967 --> 01:04:37,967 - Please shut up! 1332 01:04:37,967 --> 01:04:39,300 - It's the truth and you know it! 1333 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,867 - Get out, leave me alone. 1334 01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:03,167 - I'm leaving you alone. 1335 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:04,900 For good. 1336 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,433 I'm sorry. 1337 01:05:18,433 --> 01:05:19,567 - Please don't touch me. 1338 01:05:33,067 --> 01:05:35,100 - How long has he been gone? 1339 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:35,900 - Two weeks. 1340 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,100 - Chris. 1341 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,800 You miss him? 1342 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,633 - Yeah. 1343 01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:45,233 - Do you know where he is? 1344 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,500 - He sleeps in the cemetery and he gets drunk every night 1345 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,767 and he calls me and he tells me he wants to come home. 1346 01:05:50,767 --> 01:05:52,600 - Why don't you let him? 1347 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,467 - Because he's... 1348 01:05:56,233 --> 01:05:57,267 Immature. 1349 01:05:57,267 --> 01:05:59,300 And I know it wouldn't work. 1350 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,567 - Well then, what are you gonna do? 1351 01:06:00,567 --> 01:06:02,067 - I don't know what I'm going to do. 1352 01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:03,767 I'm gonna get a separation, maybe I'll get a divorce. 1353 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,733 - What about counseling? 1354 01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:07,567 - He doesn't believe in that. 1355 01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:09,467 I've put this too high. 1356 01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:11,600 - Chris, are you busy tonight? 1357 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:13,833 - No, why? 1358 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,667 - Well, I just thought if you weren't busy, 1359 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:18,067 maybe you could come with me to my yoga class. 1360 01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,700 See, tonight we're gonna meditate. 1361 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,300 You're able to really think things out. 1362 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:24,900 Honestly, I practically saved our marriage that way. 1363 01:06:26,067 --> 01:06:27,400 - I'll think about it, okay? 1364 01:06:29,633 --> 01:06:31,900 (shouting) 1365 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,667 - The United Nations provided the four structures. 1366 01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:38,500 General assembly, secretarian, library, 1367 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,833 and conference buildings. 1368 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,367 I don't know why they call it-- 1369 01:06:41,367 --> 01:06:42,533 Hello? 1370 01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:43,367 Hello, testing? 1371 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,233 Testing, one-- 1372 01:06:45,233 --> 01:06:47,500 (shouting) 1373 01:06:50,367 --> 01:06:53,133 Alright, you little bastards, I've had about enough of you! 1374 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:56,800 Now if you want to fight, I'll fight you all at once 1375 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,233 or one at a time. 1376 01:06:58,233 --> 01:07:01,333 You, the big fat grin on your big fat face, come here. 1377 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,300 - It makes me so appealing 1378 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,800 when I dance in my basket, 1379 01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:10,667 I show a lot of feeling. 1380 01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:17,067 Oh, it's gorgeous to be graceful. 1381 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:18,100 Oh, kiss your chin... 1382 01:07:20,233 --> 01:07:23,400 - Listen, Jamie, I can't stand these movies anymore. 1383 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,633 I think I'm copping out. 1384 01:07:25,567 --> 01:07:26,400 - Okay. 1385 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:30,233 - You can watch them though if you want to. 1386 01:07:30,233 --> 01:07:31,967 - No, that's okay, I'm tired too. 1387 01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:32,800 - Good night. 1388 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:33,900 - Good night. 1389 01:07:36,433 --> 01:07:38,367 You okay? 1390 01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:39,667 - Yeah. 1391 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:41,433 You brush your teeth? 1392 01:07:52,533 --> 01:07:54,533 (thuds) 1393 01:07:59,733 --> 01:08:00,700 How did you get in? 1394 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,333 - Fire escape. 1395 01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,733 (thuds) 1396 01:08:11,433 --> 01:08:12,367 - What do you want? 1397 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,333 - My wife. 1398 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,167 - Get out, Peter. 1399 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,800 Peter. 1400 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,600 Peter. 1401 01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:26,367 Peter! 1402 01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:30,633 (bangs) 1403 01:08:30,633 --> 01:08:31,700 (knocking) 1404 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,333 - You okay? 1405 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:36,133 - Yes, darling, it's alright, darling. 1406 01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:37,267 Peter just came in. 1407 01:08:37,267 --> 01:08:38,400 You can go back to bed. 1408 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,333 - Fine, just terrific! 1409 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,233 - You just go back to bed, darling. 1410 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:55,300 (grunts) 1411 01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:05,967 (slams) 1412 01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:09,067 Peter! 1413 01:09:10,633 --> 01:09:11,467 No. 1414 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,533 Just stay from me, just stay away, Peter. 1415 01:09:15,867 --> 01:09:16,700 Oh! 1416 01:09:27,933 --> 01:09:30,067 (laughs) 1417 01:09:36,767 --> 01:09:38,300 (gentle music) 1418 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:40,467 (kissing) 1419 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,100 (gasping) 1420 01:10:05,033 --> 01:10:05,967 Oh, Peter. 1421 01:10:14,567 --> 01:10:15,400 Oh. 1422 01:10:16,633 --> 01:10:18,700 (laughs) 1423 01:10:21,533 --> 01:10:23,467 - You know, Peter came back and is gonna stay with us. 1424 01:10:23,467 --> 01:10:24,300 - Yeah? 1425 01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:25,133 - That's all. 1426 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,800 - Well, what do you think about that idea? 1427 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:30,867 - What idea? 1428 01:10:30,867 --> 01:10:31,833 - His coming back. 1429 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:34,333 - My mother likes it. 1430 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:36,933 - What about you? 1431 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,333 - Well, she fusses over him like a-- 1432 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,700 - Well, come on. 1433 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,367 - Oh, I guess he's okay. 1434 01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,600 He's a pretty clever man. 1435 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,500 He really knows how to handle things. 1436 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:52,633 - Yeah, like what? 1437 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,667 - I don't know, like things. 1438 01:10:59,567 --> 01:11:01,567 - I wish you'd let me in on your secret. 1439 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,333 - I was just thinking 1440 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:05,900 that I could do some pretty clever things too. 1441 01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:08,400 - All that caressing and everything. 1442 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,200 I mean, can't you just do it? 1443 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,333 - You have to be excited. 1444 01:11:13,267 --> 01:11:14,433 - But I am excited now. 1445 01:11:17,233 --> 01:11:19,467 - I mean physically excited. 1446 01:11:19,467 --> 01:11:20,867 Your body has to be excited. 1447 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,633 - Why? 1448 01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:26,533 - Because you can't do it unless you are. 1449 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,700 Things won't work right. 1450 01:11:30,133 --> 01:11:31,633 - Well, how can you tell if you're excited enough? 1451 01:11:34,567 --> 01:11:36,500 - I can tell. 1452 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,333 - How? 1453 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:45,767 - See, it's hard. 1454 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:49,067 - Of course, silly, I'm wearing a bra. 1455 01:11:49,067 --> 01:11:50,467 - It's hard underneath also. 1456 01:11:51,667 --> 01:11:52,567 - How do you know? 1457 01:11:54,233 --> 01:11:55,533 - I can tell. 1458 01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:57,267 Take off your bra and I'll show you. 1459 01:12:19,533 --> 01:12:21,333 - Wow. 1460 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,700 It is hard. 1461 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:23,500 Really. 1462 01:12:24,933 --> 01:12:25,767 Touch it. 1463 01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:33,833 That's weird. 1464 01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:36,700 - Good weird or bad weird? 1465 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,533 - Good weird. 1466 01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:40,833 You can kiss it if you like. 1467 01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:42,833 - Where'd you learn about that stuff? 1468 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,400 - I read books too, you know. 1469 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:50,733 That is weird. 1470 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,400 What else do you do to make someone excited? 1471 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,767 - You have to take off the rest of your clothes first. 1472 01:12:58,800 --> 01:12:59,633 - Okay. 1473 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,567 Now you take yours off, otherwise it's not fair. 1474 01:13:59,533 --> 01:14:01,967 (slow music) 1475 01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:25,500 That's nice. 1476 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:31,467 Do it again. 1477 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,367 Jamie, do you think we could do it? 1478 01:14:37,533 --> 01:14:39,700 I wouldn't do it with any of my boyfriends 1479 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,067 but it would be alright with you. 1480 01:14:41,067 --> 01:14:43,600 I mean, you know all about it and everything. 1481 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,433 And I like you. 1482 01:14:48,467 --> 01:14:51,133 You said yourself it's okay if people have 1483 01:14:51,133 --> 01:14:53,700 a sincere affection for each other. 1484 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,867 And I do like you, really. 1485 01:14:57,233 --> 01:15:00,367 Besides, it's safe with you, isn't it? 1486 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,533 - You sure you want to do it, Mary? 1487 01:15:07,467 --> 01:15:08,767 - I guess. 1488 01:15:08,767 --> 01:15:09,600 Yes, I do. 1489 01:15:11,133 --> 01:15:12,767 - Alright. 1490 01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:13,600 - Well? 1491 01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,400 - There's supposed to be a bed. 1492 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,800 - Well, isn't the couch okay? 1493 01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:24,800 - I suppose. 1494 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,233 - Do you want me to lie down? 1495 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:31,500 - I don't know. 1496 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,300 - It's okay, Jamie. 1497 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,067 We'll figure it out for ourselves. 1498 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,067 Maybe if we both sit down. 1499 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,067 - It won't work that way. 1500 01:15:43,067 --> 01:15:43,800 I'm sure of it. 1501 01:15:47,067 --> 01:15:48,067 - I've got an idea. 1502 01:15:57,567 --> 01:15:58,567 Oh. 1503 01:15:58,567 --> 01:15:59,500 - Did it hurt? 1504 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:00,633 - No, no. 1505 01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:07,433 It feels weird. 1506 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:09,500 And nice. 1507 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,100 - Mary, maybe we better stop. 1508 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,700 I don't know what to do. 1509 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,733 - Just a little more. 1510 01:16:20,633 --> 01:16:22,467 - Mary, please, let's stop. 1511 01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:24,267 I tell you what, I'll take a movie of you, 1512 01:16:24,267 --> 01:16:25,767 then we'll do it, okay? 1513 01:16:25,767 --> 01:16:27,167 - Just a little more, Jamie. 1514 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:42,400 - I can't do it, I can't! 1515 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,233 I don't-- 1516 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,333 - Jamie? 1517 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,200 Jamie. 1518 01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:00,900 Hey, it's alright. 1519 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,433 You were doing fine. 1520 01:17:04,433 --> 01:17:05,267 Honest. 1521 01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,467 Look, you want to take some movies? 1522 01:17:14,767 --> 01:17:17,200 Jamie, just want to tell you, 1523 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,733 I never felt that nice with anyone. 1524 01:17:22,433 --> 01:17:23,833 I wasn't scared or anything. 1525 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:26,900 It was really nice. 1526 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:29,800 I mean, really, Jamie. 1527 01:17:32,567 --> 01:17:33,900 - Go away. 1528 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,533 Mary, please go away. 1529 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,167 Oh god. 1530 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:50,700 (dramatic music) 1531 01:18:21,133 --> 01:18:23,233 (sirens) 1532 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,900 (screeching) 1533 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,067 - Well, he was on the platform at some sort of weird angle 1534 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,167 and the camera fell on the track. 1535 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:02,733 And suddenly the train comes zooming out of the dark 1536 01:19:02,733 --> 01:19:05,400 and he must have gotten panicky and... 1537 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:09,067 Look, I trust it doesn't have to go further than this. 1538 01:19:09,067 --> 01:19:11,167 - [Man] Mr. Simon, why didn't he tell me all this 1539 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:12,133 in the first place? 1540 01:19:12,133 --> 01:19:13,533 - Okay, let's have it. 1541 01:19:13,533 --> 01:19:14,733 - What? 1542 01:19:14,733 --> 01:19:16,233 - What were you doing on the tracks? 1543 01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:17,100 - I lost my way. 1544 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,333 - On the tracks? 1545 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,167 - Yeah. 1546 01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:20,700 - Oh, come on, Jamie. 1547 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,133 I know you, you're so goddamn smart you'd find your way out 1548 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:23,300 of the black hole of Calcutta. 1549 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,233 Now start talking. 1550 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,500 I know what you were doing there. 1551 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,733 - What? 1552 01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:31,067 - You were trying to scare your mother, 1553 01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:32,667 that's what you were doing on the tracks. 1554 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:35,467 Oh, you'd be spotted and pulled in by the police. 1555 01:19:35,467 --> 01:19:37,300 But I came to get you, not her. 1556 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,633 You are indeed a devoted son. 1557 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,700 - Please don't tell my mother. 1558 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:49,533 - Why not? 1559 01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:53,500 - I'll make it up. 1560 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:54,400 I'll pay you back. 1561 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:05,667 (dog barking) 1562 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:17,100 * Your funny face 1563 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:19,100 * Your funny clothes 1564 01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:21,267 * Your funny hair 1565 01:20:21,267 --> 01:20:23,233 * Your funny toes 1566 01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:25,167 * Your funny eyes 1567 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:27,233 * Your funny nose 1568 01:20:27,233 --> 01:20:31,367 * Do I have to be like you? 1569 01:20:31,367 --> 01:20:33,400 * Do I have to look like? 1570 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,433 * Do I have to talk like? 1571 01:20:35,433 --> 01:20:40,167 * Do I have to be like? 1572 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:45,167 * Be like you 1573 01:20:47,567 --> 01:20:49,567 * Your funny face 1574 01:20:49,567 --> 01:20:51,567 * Your funny clothes 1575 01:20:51,567 --> 01:20:54,133 * Your funny hair 1576 01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:56,000 * Your funny toes 1577 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,867 * Your funny eyes 1578 01:20:57,867 --> 01:21:00,633 * Your funny nose 1579 01:21:00,633 --> 01:21:02,867 * Do I have to look like? 1580 01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:04,500 * Do I have to talk like? 1581 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:09,500 * Will I ever be like you? 1582 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:15,233 * Do I have to look like? 1583 01:21:15,233 --> 01:21:18,733 * Do I have to talk like? 1584 01:21:21,367 --> 01:21:25,233 - I can't stand to watch it. 1585 01:21:25,233 --> 01:21:26,067 - It's funny. 1586 01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:28,600 - Like hell it's funny. 1587 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,600 - How did you find the film? 1588 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:35,767 - Mother's intuition. 1589 01:21:35,767 --> 01:21:37,300 I went into his room last night 1590 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:39,900 and he became very secretive about his editing, 1591 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,567 so I knew he was up to something. 1592 01:21:43,367 --> 01:21:46,300 - We got a little Jimmy Bond living in the apartment. 1593 01:21:47,767 --> 01:21:49,967 He must have followed us by cab, the little son of a gun. 1594 01:21:49,967 --> 01:21:53,433 - Spying on us and then he's filming it to boot. 1595 01:21:53,433 --> 01:21:55,133 - It's all part of the new morality. 1596 01:21:55,133 --> 01:21:57,633 - Well, whatever is new about it, it sure is ugly. 1597 01:22:00,467 --> 01:22:01,233 My own son. 1598 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,867 He's trying to make a liar out of me. 1599 01:22:04,867 --> 01:22:07,400 - Oh, he's been fed a lot of lies too, you know. 1600 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:16,433 - You wanted to go away on a long vacation. 1601 01:22:16,433 --> 01:22:17,800 - [Peter] Yeah. 1602 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,733 - Let's make plans. 1603 01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:23,533 - What about Jamie? 1604 01:22:23,533 --> 01:22:25,133 - Jamie's going to camp this year. 1605 01:22:27,133 --> 01:22:28,500 - [Peter] Don't you think you should discuss this 1606 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,433 with his doctor? 1607 01:22:29,433 --> 01:22:31,600 - I'm his mother, aren't I? 1608 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,833 - Look, you two are very close. 1609 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,800 Don't be rash, Christine. 1610 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,633 Think things over before-- 1611 01:22:36,633 --> 01:22:38,133 - Think things over? 1612 01:22:38,133 --> 01:22:39,900 What the hell do you think I've been doing all my life? 1613 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:41,433 Think before you act, look before you leap, 1614 01:22:41,433 --> 01:22:44,233 watch your step, watch your money, watch your, watch... 1615 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:48,433 Watch your own shadow. 1616 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,600 Yes, Dad, you're right. 1617 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,667 Yes, Mom, I'm sorry. 1618 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:57,300 Yes, Douglas, I went to the cleaner's. 1619 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,633 Yes, you're right, Douglas, we can't take that fishing trip. 1620 01:22:59,633 --> 01:23:01,500 We have to have a plan, let's make a plan, 1621 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,733 a plan for everything. 1622 01:23:02,733 --> 01:23:04,733 Yes, Madge, we run a tight little ship. 1623 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:07,600 Oh, it's time for Jamie's bottle. 1624 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,533 Don't shove it in his mouth, Douglas, look at the chart. 1625 01:23:10,533 --> 01:23:12,700 Is it time for his toilet training? 1626 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,467 You're right, Douglas. 1627 01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:15,833 I could go less to the hairdresser, 1628 01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:17,500 perhaps just once a week. 1629 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,967 We must eat out twice a week. 1630 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:20,067 We should make love. 1631 01:23:23,067 --> 01:23:23,833 Once a week. 1632 01:23:25,067 --> 01:23:27,567 We run our family like a little corporation. 1633 01:23:27,567 --> 01:23:28,800 Now don't holler in front of Jamie 1634 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,067 because Jamie understands everything. 1635 01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:32,133 We have to set an example. 1636 01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:34,233 Darling little Jamie, he's going to be a senator 1637 01:23:34,233 --> 01:23:35,767 because you're so brilliant, aren't you, 1638 01:23:35,767 --> 01:23:37,867 you goddamn little brat! 1639 01:23:47,433 --> 01:23:49,133 I shouldn't be talking like this. 1640 01:23:49,133 --> 01:23:51,067 I'm supposed to be the mother of the year. 1641 01:23:56,633 --> 01:23:57,967 I want out, I just... 1642 01:24:00,233 --> 01:24:03,433 Want to get off this goddamn merry-go-round. 1643 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,400 I'm sorry, Peter, you want to tell me a funny story? 1644 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:11,500 - Hiya, Madge. 1645 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,233 - Jamie, you be careful of that. 1646 01:24:13,233 --> 01:24:14,067 Put that back. 1647 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,333 - This bust still isn't sold? 1648 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,567 - Shh. 1649 01:24:19,567 --> 01:24:21,400 You know that every day your mother reminds me 1650 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,933 that we could have sold that to Jorgeson for $800? 1651 01:24:24,933 --> 01:24:26,933 - I'm sure you'll get 12. 1652 01:24:26,933 --> 01:24:28,500 - You know what? 1653 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:31,933 I don't think I'd mind going into business with you. 1654 01:24:31,933 --> 01:24:33,500 - [Christine] Your sandwich is here. 1655 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,133 And you're gonna be late for your lunch date. 1656 01:24:35,133 --> 01:24:36,333 - Right. 1657 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:37,267 See you later. 1658 01:24:37,267 --> 01:24:38,100 - Okay. 1659 01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:51,900 (sighs) 1660 01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:57,333 - Is it good? 1661 01:25:03,767 --> 01:25:05,633 What do you think of going to camp this summer? 1662 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:10,633 - Mommy, you know I don't like camps. 1663 01:25:10,633 --> 01:25:11,467 - Well, how do you know? 1664 01:25:11,467 --> 01:25:13,067 You've never tried. 1665 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:13,967 - I know. 1666 01:25:13,967 --> 01:25:15,067 It's a waste of time. 1667 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,467 Besides, I have to finish my film. 1668 01:25:17,467 --> 01:25:18,567 - You can take your equipment with you. 1669 01:25:18,567 --> 01:25:20,067 It's a very good camp. 1670 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:22,067 They specialize in painting and drama, water skiing, 1671 01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:24,067 and there'll be lots and lots of free time 1672 01:25:24,067 --> 01:25:25,233 to do whatever you want to do. 1673 01:25:25,233 --> 01:25:26,567 - Isn't that expensive? 1674 01:25:26,567 --> 01:25:28,500 - You don't have to worry about that. 1675 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,167 Peter is going to make it a gift. 1676 01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:33,967 - Was it his idea? 1677 01:25:33,967 --> 01:25:35,467 - I think it's a good idea. 1678 01:25:35,467 --> 01:25:37,067 The camp is in Newbury, it's just two hours from home. 1679 01:25:37,067 --> 01:25:38,900 We can put you on the bus at the bus terminal 1680 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:40,267 and the counselor will meet you on the other end, 1681 01:25:40,267 --> 01:25:41,400 it's as simple as that. 1682 01:25:42,467 --> 01:25:43,600 - Do you want me to go? 1683 01:25:46,233 --> 01:25:48,633 - I want you to do whatever will make you happy. 1684 01:25:50,467 --> 01:25:52,400 I think it's very nice of Peter, don't you? 1685 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,467 We may go away at the same time. 1686 01:25:55,467 --> 01:25:57,667 Peter's been working awfully hard, you know? 1687 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:00,800 - Do you love me, Mommy? 1688 01:26:02,967 --> 01:26:04,533 - Of course I love you, why? 1689 01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:06,967 - Remember you once said you could love both of us? 1690 01:26:06,967 --> 01:26:08,500 - I do love both of you. 1691 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,167 Just because you're going to camp doesn't mean that we-- 1692 01:26:11,433 --> 01:26:12,900 Doesn't mean that I don't love you. 1693 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,633 My god, Jamie, you're all I've got in the world 1694 01:26:15,633 --> 01:26:16,467 besides Peter. 1695 01:26:17,967 --> 01:26:19,467 - And if I don't want to go? 1696 01:26:19,467 --> 01:26:20,400 - Well, you don't have to go. 1697 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:21,467 You can come with us. 1698 01:26:23,567 --> 01:26:26,100 Besides, Peter will probably be talking to you 1699 01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:26,933 about it anyway. 1700 01:26:29,067 --> 01:26:30,867 - So it's time to pay him back. 1701 01:26:32,067 --> 01:26:32,967 - What did you say? 1702 01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,067 - Nothing. 1703 01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:36,867 I'll go to camp. 1704 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,100 - [Doctor] Are you excited about camp? 1705 01:26:43,067 --> 01:26:43,900 - I guess so. 1706 01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,433 - [Doctor] Why guess? 1707 01:26:45,433 --> 01:26:46,667 - Well, I don't know. 1708 01:26:46,667 --> 01:26:48,500 - [Doctor] How long will you be gone? 1709 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:49,667 - Didn't my mother tell you? 1710 01:26:49,667 --> 01:26:50,500 - No, she didn't. 1711 01:26:52,433 --> 01:26:54,533 I think you're angry with me. 1712 01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,967 - Why should I be angry with you? 1713 01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:59,067 Alright, I'll answer your question. 1714 01:26:59,067 --> 01:27:00,900 I'll be at the camp for eight weeks. 1715 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:05,067 When I come back, I'll be a fine painter, a great actor, 1716 01:27:05,067 --> 01:27:06,433 and a fabulous water skiier. 1717 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:09,267 I'll be an exceptional child. 1718 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,533 And don't forget, I was born by natural birth. 1719 01:27:11,533 --> 01:27:12,800 - What does that mean? 1720 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,700 - My mother had me by natural birth. 1721 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,133 - How do you know about that? 1722 01:27:17,467 --> 01:27:19,133 - I heard my mother telling Madge. 1723 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:21,233 - [Doctor] What'd you hear her say? 1724 01:27:21,233 --> 01:27:22,867 - I don't remember it anymore. 1725 01:27:22,867 --> 01:27:24,833 - Tell me everything that you think about it. 1726 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:26,867 - I don't remember it anymore. 1727 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:28,567 I really don't remember! 1728 01:27:28,567 --> 01:27:29,400 I don't! 1729 01:27:30,733 --> 01:27:33,200 - The pain, Madge, honestly, it was beautiful. 1730 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,200 It was a wild... 1731 01:27:35,667 --> 01:27:36,700 Joy, a wonderful... 1732 01:27:37,567 --> 01:27:39,933 It was like an orgasm. 1733 01:27:42,067 --> 01:27:42,967 - Oh, wow. 1734 01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:44,600 I never thought of it like that. 1735 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:48,467 I mean, if it was a sexual experience for you, Chris, 1736 01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,067 then maybe it was a sexual experience for Jamie too. 1737 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,833 - What size wedge do you want? 1738 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,867 - The three by seven, the standard. 1739 01:27:56,867 --> 01:27:58,467 Oh yeah, one more thing. 1740 01:27:58,467 --> 01:28:01,967 Meet me at the terminal parking lot at eight, not 8:30. 1741 01:28:01,967 --> 01:28:04,433 And don't be late, alright? 1742 01:28:04,433 --> 01:28:06,067 - Okay, okay, I'll be there. 1743 01:28:06,067 --> 01:28:07,300 - Okay. 1744 01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:08,633 - Do you want me to pack this blue shirt? 1745 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,067 I'll write to you every day. 1746 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:15,700 - Yeah. 1747 01:28:18,067 --> 01:28:19,733 - You'll take care of yourself, won't you? 1748 01:28:22,267 --> 01:28:24,067 - You won't leave me, will you, Mommy? 1749 01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:26,667 - Of course not, never. 1750 01:28:28,867 --> 01:28:30,133 - No matter what happens? 1751 01:28:34,133 --> 01:28:35,800 - What's gonna happen, darling? 1752 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:38,367 You're gonna have a marvelous time. 1753 01:28:38,367 --> 01:28:39,600 - I know. 1754 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:40,900 We're gonna be fine, Mom. 1755 01:28:52,067 --> 01:28:54,067 (whistling) 1756 01:28:54,067 --> 01:28:56,167 (honking) 1757 01:29:07,967 --> 01:29:10,267 Oh, Mom, I forgot my typewriter. 1758 01:29:10,267 --> 01:29:11,800 - In the apartment? 1759 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,267 - Yeah, it'll only take me two minutes to pick it up. 1760 01:29:14,267 --> 01:29:16,400 - No problem, I'll let you off here. 1761 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,400 I've gotta keep circling the block, there's no parking. 1762 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:23,633 I'll pick you up in front of the building. 1763 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,233 (dramatic music) 1764 01:30:00,867 --> 01:30:02,867 (snips) 1765 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:57,033 (rattling) 1766 01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,633 - [Announcer] Gate 18. 1767 01:31:36,967 --> 01:31:40,700 (people chattering) 1768 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,433 In the west terminal. 1769 01:32:01,300 --> 01:32:03,333 - [Announcer] Coach to Catherine and (mumbles), 1770 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:05,567 boarding gate 125. 1771 01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:08,300 Real transit to... 1772 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,733 - We may drive to Newburg this weekend. 1773 01:32:13,767 --> 01:32:14,600 Can we? 1774 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,433 - Sure, why not? 1775 01:32:16,467 --> 01:32:17,467 - You don't have to. 1776 01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:19,833 - Well, I want to. 1777 01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:21,233 We're gonna miss you, Jamie. 1778 01:32:27,067 --> 01:32:28,567 - Oh, Mom, I just remembered. 1779 01:32:28,567 --> 01:32:30,167 This afternoon, Jorgeson called. 1780 01:32:30,167 --> 01:32:32,267 He asked me to give you an important message. 1781 01:32:32,267 --> 01:32:33,667 - What? 1782 01:32:33,667 --> 01:32:35,967 - He told me to tell you he wants that bust, 1783 01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:37,533 no matter what the price. 1784 01:32:37,533 --> 01:32:39,067 He'll make a deal with you. 1785 01:32:39,067 --> 01:32:41,533 You should bring it over to him at the Hotel Park East 1786 01:32:41,533 --> 01:32:42,367 at eight. 1787 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,233 - Well, it's 12 minutes to eight now. 1788 01:32:47,233 --> 01:32:48,567 - Well, can I drive you? 1789 01:32:50,233 --> 01:32:52,833 - No, no, you stay here with Jamie and I'll take a cab. 1790 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:54,633 Darling, you have a very good trip. 1791 01:32:54,633 --> 01:32:56,200 I love you very much. 1792 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,467 (kisses) Okay, enjoy yourself 1793 01:32:57,467 --> 01:32:58,833 and please take care of yourself, okay? 1794 01:33:05,833 --> 01:33:07,133 - Good thing you told her. 1795 01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:15,367 Hey, what was the score on the Yankee game last night? 1796 01:33:15,367 --> 01:33:17,167 - Yankees won three to two. 1797 01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,600 - Three to two! 1798 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:19,767 Oh, I left in the seventh inning. 1799 01:33:19,767 --> 01:33:20,933 What happened? 1800 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:28,700 Will you take this, please? 1801 01:33:28,700 --> 01:33:29,533 Thank you. 1802 01:33:30,433 --> 01:33:32,067 Jamie. 1803 01:33:32,067 --> 01:33:32,900 Take it in case you need it. 1804 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,400 - I know I won't. 1805 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:35,233 - Take it. 1806 01:33:35,233 --> 01:33:36,067 - No. 1807 01:33:36,067 --> 01:33:36,900 - Okay. 1808 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:37,800 Have a good time. 1809 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,633 Bye. 1810 01:33:42,167 --> 01:33:44,233 (knocks) 1811 01:34:23,067 --> 01:34:25,833 (dramatic music) 1812 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:01,567 - Hey, I saw your mother. 1813 01:35:01,567 --> 01:35:02,800 - She find a cab? 1814 01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,233 - She seemed to be in a big hurry. 1815 01:35:04,233 --> 01:35:06,067 Where did she go? 1816 01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:07,733 - Something urgent came up. 1817 01:35:07,733 --> 01:35:10,567 She had to go to the Park East Hotel. 1818 01:35:10,567 --> 01:35:11,700 - Where to? 1819 01:35:11,700 --> 01:35:14,467 (dramatic music) 1820 01:35:57,433 --> 01:36:00,067 Good luck, whatever you are up to. 1821 01:36:00,067 --> 01:36:01,300 - Thanks. 1822 01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:04,067 - I hope you're not bumping off anyone. 1823 01:36:04,067 --> 01:36:04,833 - Why not? 1824 01:36:06,067 --> 01:36:08,067 - [Man] You're joking, chico. 1825 01:36:08,067 --> 01:36:09,067 - Maybe. 1826 01:36:09,067 --> 01:36:10,200 Be here at 10. 1827 01:36:11,967 --> 01:36:14,700 (dramatic music) 1828 01:36:53,133 --> 01:36:56,633 (light switches clicking) 1829 01:37:45,767 --> 01:37:47,700 (taps) 1830 01:38:01,633 --> 01:38:03,800 (rattles) 1831 01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,833 - Is that you, Jamie? 1832 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:28,200 Is that you? 1833 01:38:42,767 --> 01:38:43,833 Hello, hello? 1834 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,267 Hello, can anyone hear me? 1835 01:38:52,433 --> 01:38:53,667 Son of a bitch. 1836 01:38:54,733 --> 01:38:56,067 Jamie! 1837 01:38:56,067 --> 01:38:56,933 Jamie, op-- 1838 01:38:56,933 --> 01:38:58,433 Jamie, open the door. 1839 01:38:58,433 --> 01:38:59,633 Jamie, I know you're in there. 1840 01:38:59,633 --> 01:39:01,800 This is crazy, now open the door! 1841 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,567 You can't have your mother this way, Jamie! 1842 01:39:04,567 --> 01:39:07,333 Goddamn it, Jamie, open the door! 1843 01:39:11,333 --> 01:39:12,967 - I'm sorry, I really don't believe you. 1844 01:39:12,967 --> 01:39:16,533 - Why don't you go see for yourself? 1845 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:19,933 - Take your shoe off the couch, please. 1846 01:39:19,933 --> 01:39:20,967 If you believe this is so true, 1847 01:39:20,967 --> 01:39:22,133 then why didn't you just go 1848 01:39:22,133 --> 01:39:23,633 to the police yourself right away? 1849 01:39:23,633 --> 01:39:26,633 - I didn't want to risk my (mumbles). 1850 01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:28,867 Look, lady, I don't-- 1851 01:39:28,867 --> 01:39:30,667 - [Announcer] Please come to the desk. 1852 01:39:30,667 --> 01:39:32,133 - Excuse me. 1853 01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:34,400 I've checked, Mrs. Simon, there is no Mr. Jorgeson here 1854 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:38,800 at the hotel, and we have no reservation in his name. 1855 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:42,267 - Oh. 1856 01:39:42,267 --> 01:39:44,267 - I can give you a ride. 1857 01:39:45,533 --> 01:39:48,267 (dramatic music) 1858 01:39:49,667 --> 01:39:51,067 - Help! 1859 01:39:51,067 --> 01:39:51,867 Help! 1860 01:39:52,867 --> 01:39:54,767 Can anyone here me out there? 1861 01:39:54,767 --> 01:39:56,100 Fire! 1862 01:39:56,100 --> 01:39:57,067 Help, fire! 1863 01:39:58,133 --> 01:39:58,967 Help! 1864 01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,800 Jamie? 1865 01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,333 Jamie, come on, open the door, Jamie. 1866 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:16,667 Jamie, you're not a murderer, are you? 1867 01:40:16,667 --> 01:40:19,167 Come on, Jamie, open the door. 1868 01:40:21,533 --> 01:40:24,633 (coughs) Jamie! 1869 01:40:24,633 --> 01:40:26,067 Let me in, Jamie! 1870 01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:29,067 Jamie, please, Jamie! 1871 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:32,033 Jamie! 1872 01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:39,833 (coughing) 1873 01:40:39,833 --> 01:40:40,667 Jamie. 1874 01:40:41,867 --> 01:40:44,133 (shouting) 1875 01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,033 - [Man] You can't go in there, lady! 1876 01:40:47,033 --> 01:40:48,700 - Jamie! 1877 01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:50,233 Jamie! 1878 01:40:50,233 --> 01:40:51,067 Peter, oh! 1879 01:40:53,733 --> 01:40:55,900 Help me, please, someone. 1880 01:40:55,900 --> 01:40:56,733 Peter. 1881 01:40:56,733 --> 01:40:57,967 Jamie! 1882 01:40:57,967 --> 01:40:59,233 Jamie! 1883 01:40:59,233 --> 01:41:00,133 Jamie! 1884 01:41:03,567 --> 01:41:05,700 - Mommy, don't, don't! 1885 01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:07,667 - Jamie, Jamie! 1886 01:41:07,667 --> 01:41:08,900 Jamie! 1887 01:41:08,900 --> 01:41:11,067 (screams) 1888 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,067 - [Man] She's trapped! 1889 01:41:19,067 --> 01:41:20,333 We have get her. 1890 01:41:21,167 --> 01:41:22,600 - Mom, answer me! 1891 01:41:25,433 --> 01:41:28,100 (bangs) 1892 01:41:28,100 --> 01:41:28,933 Mom! 1893 01:41:33,533 --> 01:41:34,367 Help. 1894 01:41:36,067 --> 01:41:36,900 Help. 1895 01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:40,067 Help! 1896 01:41:44,467 --> 01:41:45,733 Help, somebody! 1897 01:41:49,867 --> 01:41:51,933 (crying) 1898 01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:54,167 Help! 1899 01:41:58,867 --> 01:42:00,867 Somebody help my mother! 1900 01:42:03,933 --> 01:42:05,800 - His grandparents came yesterday, 1901 01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:08,533 but Jamie wouldn't see them. 1902 01:42:08,533 --> 01:42:11,633 He even stopped seeing Dr. Wilpert after one session. 1903 01:42:11,633 --> 01:42:12,900 - Yeah, I know. 1904 01:42:19,633 --> 01:42:23,900 - Are you going to stay around again all afternoon? 1905 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,767 - I don't know. 1906 01:42:29,133 --> 01:42:33,067 - Why don't you stay away for a few weeks? 1907 01:42:33,067 --> 01:42:36,167 Give his wounds a little time to heal. 1908 01:42:38,967 --> 01:42:40,967 - My own wounds to heal. 1909 01:42:41,933 --> 01:42:42,767 Thanks. 1910 01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:30,067 (gentle music) 1911 01:43:37,267 --> 01:43:42,267 * You promise me a wish made on a star * 1912 01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:48,333 * Can really still come true 1913 01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:54,800 * And I wish you'd never go away * 1914 01:43:55,700 --> 01:44:00,133 * Please promise you will stay 1915 01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:04,867 * I promise too 1916 01:44:04,867 --> 01:44:09,867 * I promise you I'll never, never ever go away from you * 123032