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♥❤️♥COLORED♥ SDH ♥❤️♥ Fixed Common Enjoy The Movie :)
♥ Thank! A commentary by ZEDSUB
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]
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[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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FTATIC HISSING]
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[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[CAR ENGINE RUMBLING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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GIRL: Why do you have a camera?
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[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
[VOICES ECHOING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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STEVE: I don't know why
I can't find anyone.
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The camera doesn't
lie, or does it?
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Recording this just in
case something happens to me.
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[STATIC HISSING]
[WAVES ROARING]
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Someone must have seen this.
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It's completely out of order.
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[STATIC HISSING]
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Stop it!
Who's a killer!
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Who's a killer!
[MAN HOOTING]
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You want some of this?
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Who's a killer!
You're a killer.
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Always have the camera.
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[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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STEVE: It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around
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when you needed one, right?
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Ooh! [LAUGHS]
[STATIC HISSING]
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[MAN SHOUTS]
Turn the camera off!
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I think you should
put the camera down.
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[GASPS] No, no!
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[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
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RICK: What's on the tape, man?
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When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[HARD ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ Move everybody
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♪ Come on, let it shine
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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♪ Move everybody
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♪ I'm not your kind, your type
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[STATIC HISSING]
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WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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♪ Not going back
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[STATIC HISSING]
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WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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♪ Dare see the rage inside you
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♪ Together we fly
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♪ Rise to stand up,
defy everything
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♪ In your sick life
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[STATIC HISSING]
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WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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Okay, no, I'm totally
gonna call you back.
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[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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[MAN GRUNTS]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Fuck, dude!
No, no!
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[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
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What are you doing, stop
it, stop it, God, no!
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[BLOOD SQUELCHES]
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[WOMAN GASPING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[WOMAN WHEEZING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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Okay?
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[STATIC HISSING DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]
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Hi, I am Steve.
[STATIC HISSING]
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And I just got this camera,
so I'm now going to be
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videotaping stuff in my life
and, you know, on my blog.
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[LAUGHS] Okay, that was stupid.
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This right here,
though, very serious.
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It's my rubber band ball.
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Steven, you got those
files ready for me?
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Uh.
What are you,
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what are you doing?
Nothing, no...
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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Oh, wow, there is Jenna.
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RICK: Go to my house.
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STEVE: [SCOFFS]
Oh, yeah, right.
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You have no chance, dude.
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[JENNA LAUGHS]
Lunch?
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STEVE: Let's get a
little better look here.
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Don't you dare...
Ah, oh...
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Steve?
Oh, uh...
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JENNA: What are you doing?
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Nothing.
Were you just filming me?
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STEVE: No, I, look,
I didn't just film you.
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JENNA: Gross.
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Whoo, all right [LAUGHS],
okay, let's get the lights.
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Let's check out the
beautiful view right here.
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Oh, fuck, there you are.
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Let me get a little tighter.
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[STATIC HISSING]
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She's gonna love me.
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[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]
[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ You're higher
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♪ Together we rise
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♪ Rise to the sky and
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[WATER PATTERING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[DOG BARKING]
What the fuck are you doing?
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Get outta here.
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[DOG BARKING]
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[STATIC HISSING]
Right.
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Okay [SIGHS], so more about me.
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Let's see, I, uh, I was born
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in the Midwest,
Wisconsin, to be exact.
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Moved to the big city,
kinda lost the accent.
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Yeah, I just [SIGHS],
I don't know.
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I couldn't do a small town
for the rest of my life.
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I needed to see
what was out there.
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So here I am.
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Um, yeah, people back home,
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I don't know, I guess I was
considered the nice guy.
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[LAUGHS] I used to have
this crush on this girl.
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Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed.
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Ah, typical, of course.
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Yeah, I used to ride my bike
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up and down her block
every single day.
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I mean [LAUGHS], I don't
know what I was thinking.
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It's not like she was gonna
run outside and see me
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and wanna jump on me and make
mad sex, you know? [LAUGHS]
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Tell everyone at
school about it.
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It's interesting, though.
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Did I wanna have sex with her
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or did I want everyone at school
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to know that I had sex with her?
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Whoa, this is weird.
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Wow, I turn the camera
on and all of a sudden,
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the truth comes out [LAUGHS].
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Okay [LAUGHS], I'm gonna have to
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edit this down a little bit.
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[STATIC HISSING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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I [STATIC HISSING] this way.
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Record.
[STATIC HISSING]
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Record, you
[STATIC HISSING] shit.
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Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris.
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[LAUGHS] Stop it,
don't give me that face.
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Stop, okay, really? [LAUGHS]
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I know how we can make this
a lot more interesting.
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STEVE: And that is
Rick's idea of art.
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[SCOFFS] Yeah,
enough said, really.
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Okay, oh, wow, this
is a cool shot.
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Down here we have
an awesome banner.
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[RICK SHOUTS]
Aw, geez!
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[RICK LAUGHS]
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Okay, you ruined my shot.
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What are you doing?
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What's this for, dude?
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Let me get in it, can I be
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in your movie?
Okay, everybody,
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this is my asshole
roommate Rick.
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Say hi, Rick.
Hi, Rick.
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Inspired.
Thank you.
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Here, get out of my
way, I'm trying to...
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Come on.
I'm trying to shoot here.
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RICK: I could help.
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Come here, Steve.
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RICK: Here it is,
Stevis Ovarius Rex.
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Rarely is it ever seen
out in the daylight,
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but luckily, he's
chosen a park area
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where other mates won't see
him and rightfully mock him
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for the poor performance...
Hey, give me that!
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Geez, come on, dude, jerk!
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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Oh [LAUGHS].
Great, great,
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you probably broke it.
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RICK: Me, I was the
one lunging for it.
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Aw, fuck.
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Sorry, but...
Don't worry about it.
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The red light's still on,
it's probably fine, see?
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STEVE: Look at that, she's
coming right down here.
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Look at that.
Good morning.
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STEVE: Yeah, good
morning is right.
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RICK: Ooh, ooh, okay,
hold this, gotta go.
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STEVE: What, oh, yeah, right!
[LAUGHS]
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She's so outta
your league, Rick.
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Ah, yours, maybe, mine?
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No, got this.
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Okay, I'll...
Excuse me,
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coming through.
Just be here.
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Oh, shit!
Oh, my God,
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what a douche.
[RICK GROANS]
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RICK: I'm good,
could you just...
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Tell me that doesn't work.
Hand?
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Wow, sorry, I didn't...
[GIRL LAUGHS]
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Did I hurt you?
No way.
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I was just trying to...
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♪ You want this,
do you want this
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♪ Gun show, welcome
to the gun show
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♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh
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♪ I see there, I
see there, huh
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Rick, goddammit,
get out of here.
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[RICK LAUGHING]
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Oh, my firm's Christmas party.
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Oh, no, look who it is.
Oh.
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Oh, what's this?
Smile, kids.
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You're on Candid Camera.
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This is shit he's
recording for his weblog.
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Uh-huh, and who's
interested in that?
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That's what I said,
thank you, Brenda.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
a lot of people
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are doing stuff like this.
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It's not, like, weird.
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Instead of working, right?
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Oh!
No!
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No, Rick...
You don't know what's in...
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Rick, Rick!
Thank you.
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There he is, kids,
the party animal.
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[COWORKER WHISTLES]
It's Steve.
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He's a low level executive
in his early 20s.
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He's got a medium
five-figure salary
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and just six payments left
on a '91 Nissan Stanza.
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It's a beautiful ride, girls.
[BRENDA LAUGHS]
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Come on down, he's
a one-drink wonder.
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He's into aggressive sex...
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Fuck you, man.
And he likes to watch.
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Just give me the camera back.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.
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RICK: You do not know
what's interesting.
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[SNIFFS] I didn't
know where you went.
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Miss me, hmm?
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I missed you, come here.
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Come here [LAUGHS].
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I said come here.
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[LAUGHS]
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[WOMAN GASPS]
[GENTLE CHIMING MUSIC]
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It'll be so much fun.
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I promise it'll be so much fun.
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Yeah, it's all fun
and games, Steve,
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until someone gets hurt.
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
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It's all fun and games, Steve,
until someone gets hurt.
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Oh [LAUGHS].
Mm-hmm.
248
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
249
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[STATIC HISSING]
250
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Your yearly review,
how do you think you did?
251
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I think I did okay.
252
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,000
Didn't I?
253
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,000
I've seen better, a lot better.
254
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,999
In fact, I'd go as far as to say
255
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,895
that a review of your
performance over this past year
256
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,310
is not impressive at all.
257
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,965
So I'm fired.
No, I didn't say that.
258
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But you're going to.
259
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,378
Your performance was average.
260
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:35,379
We don't fire anyone for
average, at least not initially.
261
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,137
Look, Steven, I know you
wanna be a junior in training,
262
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,930
and for now your data
entry work is great.
263
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:45,758
It's keeping the company
running, but, uh,
264
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:50,310
your behavior at work is a
completely different matter.
265
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,310
What do you mean?
266
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,895
MCGAVIN: People seem
to be concerned
267
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about your personality.
268
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You've had complaints.
269
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People just aren't
comfortable being around you.
270
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,240
[STATIC HISSING]
271
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It actually scares them.
272
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,551
What?
273
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,205
[STATIC HISSING] that.
274
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,448
MCGAVIN: You know I
can't tell you that.
275
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,310
[STATIC HISSING]
276
00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,862
Aren't comfortable around me.
277
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,482
[SIGHS] What's wrong with me?
278
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:29,000
I can't be the worst person
in the office, surely.
279
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,550
What about Rick?
280
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,103
MCGAVIN: No, everybody
likes Rick.
281
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:38,930
So you're gonna fire me.
282
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,344
No, but this has to change.
283
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,758
How do I change it?
284
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,206
I don't know, find
a way, ask Rick.
285
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:55,068
Okay, thank you,
Mr. McGavin. [SIGHS]
286
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,240
Busted, shit.
Give me my camera, Rick.
287
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,516
RICK: [LAUGHS]
Hate it when this happens.
288
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,481
Don't be an asshole.
Hi, Jenna, oof!
289
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,136
Give me my camera!
290
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,999
[RICK LAUGHS]
You are such an asshole.
291
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,137
No, people like me [LAUGHS].
292
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:13,000
You know, I don't, I don't
know why I can't find anyone.
293
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,724
I always feel like I'm
the outsider, you know?
294
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,172
Like there's always [SIGHS],
295
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,585
everyone else seems to be
able to do it just fine,
296
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:32,999
but I've never got it.
297
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,758
I don't know how
they do it. [SIGHS]
298
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,171
I just feel like I'm, like,
299
00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,862
two degrees off,
you know? [SIGHS]
300
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,517
I need to find somebody,
301
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,034
someone who likes me.
302
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:04,758
Oh, God, I feel sick,
this is pathetic.
303
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,964
[FAINT ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING]
304
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,793
[FAINT POP MUSIC]
305
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,862
MAN: Right.
306
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,585
Then who invited you?
307
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,895
I crashed.
308
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:35,827
What do you do here?
309
00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:38,102
Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer.
310
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,033
Well, a junior in training.
311
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,033
I do a lot of the
after-hours paperwork,
312
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,861
but when I'm really
lucky, they give me
313
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,861
the cases they can't
be bothered with,
314
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,861
so, come on [LAUGHS].
Nice [LAUGHS].
315
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,412
I'm a junior in training, too.
316
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,964
Oh, nice.
Yeah, if I stick in there
317
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,412
long enough, they
might give me my own...
318
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:54,516
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
319
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,826
Want a ride?
No, no, no, I'm good.
320
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,102
You sure?
I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
321
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,343
Even...
322
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,688
Absolutely, okay.
Okay, have fun.
323
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,205
What are you, what, are you...
324
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,034
Uh...
What are you
325
00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,309
doing with that?
326
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,274
I am, this is kind
of a hobby of mine.
327
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,447
I like to document
things, especially
328
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:12,930
the beautiful things.
[STATIC HISSING]
329
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:17,585
And honestly [LAUGHS], I think
that perhaps this might be
330
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,413
the beginning of a beautiful
relationship [LAUGHS].
331
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,205
I should really be
creeped out right now.
332
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,275
STEVE: Oh, wow,
look at that necklace.
333
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,275
Oh.
That's gorgeous.
334
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,792
Oh, thank you.
[STATIC HISSING]
335
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,413
It's, um, St. Christopher,
the patron [STATIC HISSING],
336
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,102
Lord's prayer [STATIC HISSING].
337
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,309
Hey, Miss Salazar, happy
[STATIC HISSING] Christmas.
338
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,861
Hey, merry Christmas to you.
339
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,723
Watch out for the drink,
you gotta drive tonight.
340
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:44,171
Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm
okay, merry Christmas.
341
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,343
STEVE: Can I get your name?
342
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,551
[VANESSA LAUGHS]
Please?
343
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,034
Vanessa.
344
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:56,000
[FAINT POP MUSIC]
345
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,757
[LAUGHS] I must be desperate.
346
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,343
Just so you know,
I don't normally
347
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,896
bring stalkers with
cameras into my house.
348
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,861
You are harmless, aren't you?
349
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,999
STEVE: Oh, thanks,
thanks a lot.
350
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,240
I'm just playing.
351
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,171
Oh, you're so pretty.
352
00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,620
[VANESSA LAUGHS]
Can I give you a kiss?
353
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,310
Yeah.
354
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:32,241
[STEVE SIGHS]
355
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,516
Okay, film me.
356
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,309
Really?
Why do anything
357
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,723
if it's not on camera, right?
358
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,723
[STEVE LAUGHS]
359
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:52,724
I mean, alcohol makes me do
things I wouldn't normally do.
360
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:54,793
Don't you want to find
out what they are?
361
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,862
STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.
362
00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,137
Mom, who's that?
Oh.
363
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:12,757
Um...
I'm Steve, and you are?
364
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:13,586
Erin.
365
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,551
STEVE: Erin, cool.
366
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,586
Why do you have a camera?
367
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,205
STEVE: I'm making a
movie about my life
368
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,861
and your mommy's in it.
369
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:27,205
ERIN: Can I be in it?
370
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,757
STEVE: You already are.
371
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,931
Come on, Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.
372
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,413
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
373
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,895
Sorry about that, um...
374
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,586
[STEVE LAUGHS]
Where were we?
375
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,102
[STATIC HISSING]
[DISTORTED VOICES ECHOING]
376
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,068
Ideas.
377
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:54,206
Well, for instance, you.
378
00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:11,895
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
379
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,206
[FAINT HARD ROCK MUSIC]
380
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,826
I know what you've done, Steve.
381
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:23,827
I have seen the tape, this tape,
and the camera doesn't lie.
382
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,413
Or does it, dah dah dam!
383
00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:29,379
What am I supposed to do?
384
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,724
Flip a coin,
consult the I Ching?
385
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:38,482
You know I do happen to like
your life better than mine.
386
00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,517
Should I stop you
and take it over?
387
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:49,447
Tough choice, what do you
think, fellow bloggers?
388
00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,172
You think I could
get away with it?
389
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:56,965
[LAUGHS] The fate
of your world, ooh!
390
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,000
It's heads.
391
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,137
Hello?
392
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:35,344
[STATIC HISSING]
393
00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:49,619
[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
394
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,688
[ALARM BEEPING]
[STEVE GRUNTING]
395
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,343
I didn't give you that.
396
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:56,757
I know, I got it
from your neighbor.
397
00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,343
I didn't think you'd mind.
Are you crazy?
398
00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,895
I didn't think you'd mind.
399
00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:04,862
What, babe, babe, babe,
where are you going?
400
00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:07,205
I'm going away from you.
401
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,723
Honey...
You know,
402
00:23:08,724 --> 00:23:10,274
this boyfriend-girlfriend
thing is really starting
403
00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,448
to piss me off.
404
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,378
[SIGHS] What, are you
trying to kill me, kill me?
405
00:23:14,379 --> 00:23:16,343
[VANESSA LAUGHS]
406
00:23:16,344 --> 00:23:18,999
[SIGHS] Oh.
407
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,516
Now why would I wanna do that?
408
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,068
[LAUGHS] I don't know.
409
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:26,724
You are, ugh!
I am not.
410
00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:29,412
I would never do such a thing.
411
00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,206
What kind of person
would do that?
412
00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:34,999
Mm.
413
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,931
Hello.
414
00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,240
Rick, what are you doing here?
415
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,792
I always come here.
416
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:42,930
You are the stalker,
remember? [LAUGHS]
417
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,274
Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick.
418
00:23:45,275 --> 00:23:46,516
Why, hello.
419
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:47,413
[RICK AND VANESSA]
Nice to meet you.
420
00:23:47,414 --> 00:23:49,136
Jinx.
Double jinx.
421
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,895
[LAUGHS] You can't
double jinx me.
422
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:51,999
I just did, what are
you gonna do about it?
423
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,102
Oh, you will see.
424
00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,550
I will, huh?
Yes.
425
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,517
She's pretty cool.
426
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,205
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
427
00:23:58,206 --> 00:23:59,343
Why, thank you, sir.
428
00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,930
Why, no, no, no, thank you.
429
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,205
VANESSA: Double jinx.
430
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,034
Uh, you can't double jinx.
431
00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:04,378
That's not how it works.
432
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:05,964
See, we have to say
something at the...
433
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,033
BOTH: Same time, jinx!
434
00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,550
Oh, I got you!
Oh! [LAUGHS]
435
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:10,274
STEVE: Okay, guys, you
guys are being really...
436
00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,723
Stupid?
Jinx!
437
00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:14,826
[VANESSA AND RICK LAUGH]
Ugh.
438
00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,240
She's all right.
439
00:24:16,241 --> 00:24:17,137
Thank you.
Yeah.
440
00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:18,827
Yeah, so, um,
441
00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,619
yeah.
You know,
442
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,033
we have kind of a strange
connection, you and I.
443
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,102
We do, I think we do.
Interesting,
444
00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,999
don't you think so, Steve?
445
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,585
Just a little.
No, actually, I don't.
446
00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:29,826
A little...
I think you guys
447
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,343
are being really
weird and stupid.
448
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,792
I know, it's true, what
are you gonna do about it?
449
00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,274
Yeah, you gonna actually
put down the camera
450
00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,999
and run after us there?
No way.
451
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,654
I tell him that all the
time and he never really,
452
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:38,861
can't keep up with me ever.
453
00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:40,412
He doesn't listen.
[VANESSA LAUGHS]
454
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,240
He's very competitive.
He is.
455
00:24:42,241 --> 00:24:43,378
Wow, really.
And yet I always
456
00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:44,619
seem to beat him.
Me, too.
457
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,171
Funny that, huh, huh.
Interesting, mm-hmm.
458
00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,999
STEVE: Okay, you guys
are being really stupid.
459
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,550
You've said.
Oh, you know what?
460
00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:51,517
What?
I think I can take you
461
00:24:51,518 --> 00:24:53,067
in a race, ah!
Oh, you can't.
462
00:24:53,068 --> 00:24:54,481
I can, I can...
What, huh, huh?
463
00:24:54,482 --> 00:24:56,274
[VANESSA SHOUTING HAPPILY]
464
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,585
STEVE: Where are you guys going?
465
00:24:57,586 --> 00:24:58,861
Wait, you guys!
466
00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,757
VANESSA: Winner!
[LAUGHS]
467
00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:02,378
RICK: Winner, I
crossed that line...
468
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:05,378
[HISSING STATIC
DROWNS OUT VOICES]
469
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,205
JENNA: Hey, what are
you doing up on this floor?
470
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:09,103
Oh, nothing.
471
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,619
[LAUGHS] You shouldn't have!
472
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,448
[STATIC HISSING]
Uh.
473
00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:17,067
Ooh [LAUGHS].
474
00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:18,586
I didn't, Jenna.
475
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:21,826
Nice card.
476
00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,999
STEVE: Sorry, Jenna,
you missed your chance.
477
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,619
Oh [LAUGHS], in your dreams.
478
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620
Whatever, you'll be back.
479
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,516
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
480
00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:33,344
Wow.
481
00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:41,516
Okay, everybody, this is
my Valentine's message
482
00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:45,792
to all of you, and for
all the ladies out there,
483
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:49,344
Jenna included,
I'm taken [LAUGHS].
484
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,275
Happy Valentine's Day.
485
00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:57,793
[STATIC HISSING]
Hey, baby.
486
00:25:59,448 --> 00:26:00,379
These are for you.
487
00:26:01,551 --> 00:26:03,965
I love you, I love you.
488
00:26:05,517 --> 00:26:08,206
Okay, all right, let's
do this for real.
489
00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,000
All right, there, okay.
490
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,412
Excuse me, sir?
491
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,895
Sir, did you check
in at the console?
492
00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:24,136
Oh.
Did you check in with,
493
00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:25,586
sir, hey, sir!
494
00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:28,757
STEVE: [GASPS]
Ah [CLEARS THROAT],
495
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,171
I'm a hopeless romantic.
496
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,344
GUARD: Sir, hey, sir!
497
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:37,378
STEVE: She's gonna
be so surprised.
498
00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,827
Okay, here we go.
499
00:26:40,379 --> 00:26:43,137
[STATIC HISSING]
500
00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,136
MAN: Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right...
501
00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:58,136
[STATIC HISSING]
502
00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:01,136
Jeff... [STATIC HISSING]
503
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:02,861
STEVE: Vanessa.
504
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:06,862
[STATIC HISSING]
Ooh, oh, fuck.
505
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,000
Amor.
506
00:27:12,103 --> 00:27:14,792
[STATIC HISSING]
507
00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:17,067
[FAINT POP MUSIC]
508
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:18,931
VANESSA: Hey, am I
doing this right?
509
00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,102
Is the red light on?
510
00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:26,000
VANESSA: Mm, mm-hmm,
come on, smile for me.
511
00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:31,275
What, you don't like it when
the camera's on you, huh?
512
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,585
No, it's not that.
513
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,689
VANESSA: Then what?
514
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:41,240
Nothing, I, uh, it's just
been one of those days, babe.
515
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:43,412
VANESSA: Oh, I'm sorry.
516
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,931
Here, this will cheer you up.
517
00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:49,551
But wait, wait,
I wanna get this.
518
00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:56,378
Perfect.
519
00:27:56,379 --> 00:27:59,757
Mm.
Okay, go on, open it.
520
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:02,895
Okay.
521
00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:06,448
[LAUGHS] Happy Valentine's Day.
522
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,964
See, he can keep an eye on
you when I'm not around.
523
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,240
Thanks, honey.
524
00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:13,344
So are you gonna
tell me what was wrong?
525
00:28:16,586 --> 00:28:17,413
Uh [SIGHS].
526
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,067
Mm, I missed you, too.
527
00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:26,655
[BOTH MOANING]
528
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,205
Is Erin in her room?
529
00:28:30,206 --> 00:28:31,896
No, she's with her dad, Jeff.
530
00:28:35,793 --> 00:28:37,930
Mm, oh [SIGHS].
531
00:28:37,931 --> 00:28:39,000
You are such a wimp.
532
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,724
Vanessa.
Yeah.
533
00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:47,724
STEVE: I know you
been talking to Jeff.
534
00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:51,241
How do you know that?
535
00:28:51,242 --> 00:28:52,688
[STATIC HISSING]
536
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:53,792
STEVE: Were you trying
to hide it from me?
537
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:54,964
How would you know that?
538
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,240
Have you been
[STATIC HISSING] me?
539
00:28:56,241 --> 00:28:57,585
STEVE: Are you trying
to hide it from me?
540
00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:58,792
Just back off.
I'm done [STATIC HISSING].
541
00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,102
Oh, hey there [STATIC HISSING].
542
00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:01,965
Hi.
543
00:29:04,724 --> 00:29:05,827
STEVE: Oh, wow.
544
00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:11,654
Baby, you look sexy.
545
00:29:11,655 --> 00:29:14,550
Yeah, are you
feeling better now?
546
00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,827
STEVE: Yeah, I feel
a lot better now.
547
00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:24,481
Mm, I think you should
put the camera down.
548
00:29:24,482 --> 00:29:26,585
Really?
Yeah, really.
549
00:29:26,586 --> 00:29:30,585
STEVE: Why, baby, hmm?
550
00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:32,550
'Cause you need your hands free.
551
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,723
STEVE: [HISSES]
I think you're right.
552
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,413
Yeah [LAUGHS].
Yeah [LAUGHS].
553
00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:42,274
Sh.
554
00:29:42,275 --> 00:29:44,896
[BOTH MOANING]
555
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,309
[VANESSA GASPS]
[STATIC HISSING]
556
00:29:57,310 --> 00:30:00,033
[STATIC DROWNS OUT
MUFFLED VOICES]
557
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,861
Asshole!
Oh, I'm a fucking asshole?
558
00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:04,102
Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.
559
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,343
How would you know that?
560
00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,481
That's none of your business.
561
00:30:07,482 --> 00:30:08,654
STEVE: No, it is my business.
562
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,619
You're my girlfriend, right?
563
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,861
What are you doing, fucking him?
564
00:30:11,862 --> 00:30:14,619
He's the father of my child,
565
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:16,136
and that is none
of your business.
566
00:30:16,137 --> 00:30:18,343
I have to talk to him.
567
00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:20,688
How do you know that?
568
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:23,102
Fuck you, you've been
following me, fuck you!
569
00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:24,309
STEVE: No, you know
what, fuck you!
570
00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:25,999
I needed to know and now I know.
571
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,412
You don't need to know shit.
572
00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:28,861
I'm my own person.
573
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:32,103
Oh, you know what,
just go, just fucking go.
574
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,068
My relationship with
Vanessa is over.
575
00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:39,068
It's dead [LAUGHS DRILY].
576
00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,792
You know, I read somewhere
that the death of something
577
00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:47,620
is the rebirth of
something else.
578
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,034
You think that's true?
579
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,310
[LAUGHS] I don't know whether
to believe that or not.
580
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,965
I don't really care.
581
00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:09,413
[SIGHS] And to be honest,
I'm afraid of death.
582
00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,172
It might seem kinda
weird, but [SIGHS],
583
00:31:20,931 --> 00:31:25,447
you know, people say that
everything comes from your soul.
584
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,275
What soul?
585
00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:30,172
You live, you die.
586
00:31:33,068 --> 00:31:34,034
What else is there?
587
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:43,965
And I remember when I was a
little kid I broke my hand.
588
00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:48,000
I went to the doctor's
office and saw the x-ray.
589
00:31:51,896 --> 00:31:54,034
And I saw my bones, just bones,
590
00:31:59,827 --> 00:32:01,517
as if from that
point on, I just,
591
00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:08,413
I realized how fragile
592
00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:15,758
life is and how anyone
can die at any moment.
593
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,586
It's the scariest
thing in the world.
594
00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:23,758
You can't control it.
595
00:32:24,793 --> 00:32:26,172
No one can control it.
596
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,689
And I'm scared.
597
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:39,171
I'm truly scared and I
don't know, I don't know
598
00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:42,896
what to do about that, 'cause
I have no control over it.
599
00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:52,655
At least I'm scared [LAUGHS],
at least I feel something.
600
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,654
[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]
601
00:32:57,655 --> 00:33:00,067
ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is
available to answer this call.
602
00:33:00,068 --> 00:33:02,309
Please leave a message.
603
00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:04,861
[CROWD CHATTERING]
604
00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:06,620
VANESSA: Hi, Jeff.
605
00:33:15,068 --> 00:33:17,758
[PHONE RINGING]
606
00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:21,999
STEVE: Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.
607
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,103
I can see you.
608
00:33:24,517 --> 00:33:27,723
[HARD ROCK MUSIC]
609
00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:29,206
RICK: There he is.
610
00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,000
All right, it's on.
611
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,343
Rick, turn it off.
612
00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:39,067
RICK: No, no, camera
stays on, my friend.
613
00:33:39,068 --> 00:33:40,344
You know the rules.
614
00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,102
Can't you just hide it again?
615
00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,205
No [LAUGHS], you
would see that coming
616
00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:47,034
and use that.
617
00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,068
We're good, how ya doing?
618
00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:54,205
I'd be better if you
left me the hell alone.
619
00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:59,136
Wow, that's some real live
emotion there, folks, unedited
620
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:03,585
on today's show, the Broken
Hearts Club with Steve.
621
00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:07,550
So tell us, your girlfriend's
ex is back in the picture
622
00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:10,723
and your jealousy
screwed it up, right?
623
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,586
No.
Yes.
624
00:34:14,034 --> 00:34:16,793
This from the guy who can't
gracefully lose at Monopoly.
625
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,965
Come on, dude, it's me.
626
00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:24,344
No, listen, she screwed it up.
627
00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,723
Okay, all right, then.
628
00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:30,550
Well, you know how we're
gonna get over that one?
629
00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:31,861
No, but I bet you'll tell me.
630
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,827
Oh, but I will.
631
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,723
You gotta get back
on that horse, man.
632
00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,447
You gotta go fuck somebody else.
633
00:34:37,448 --> 00:34:39,136
[STEVE LAUGHS]
I'm serious.
634
00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:40,034
Yeah, like who?
635
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,655
Eh, I hear Jenna's available.
636
00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,412
Oh, here.
637
00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:47,378
That's funny, great plan.
638
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,965
Or Barton.
639
00:34:50,448 --> 00:34:51,757
Who's Barton?
640
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,274
Girl we met in the park.
641
00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,412
Oh, no, the girl
I met in the park.
642
00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,136
You were too slow
doing your shy thing.
643
00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,619
Whatever, dude.
'Cause that works.
644
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:03,895
Seriously, seriously, as I
see it, you have two options.
645
00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:05,895
One, the park.
646
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,654
For what little I know about
Barton, she likes to jog.
647
00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:11,447
She is sexy as all
hell, and dare I say it,
648
00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:15,930
she's actually nice, which
means you got a shot,
649
00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:17,826
which you better
take really fast,
650
00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:19,688
because I will run
out and tap that ass.
651
00:35:19,689 --> 00:35:21,793
This is my one offer,
take it or leave it.
652
00:35:23,103 --> 00:35:23,931
Or?
653
00:35:25,551 --> 00:35:30,551
Or you track down
this ex-husband
654
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:34,102
and you wait 'til
you got him alone,
655
00:35:34,103 --> 00:35:36,586
then you bash his head in
with a fuckin' crowbar.
656
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,516
[STEVE SIGHS]
657
00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:44,310
That's just option
two, and I was kidding
658
00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:47,965
should the authorities
ever get this tape.
659
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,654
[STATIC HISSING]
660
00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:53,136
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]
661
00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,585
ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is
available to answer this call.
662
00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,723
Please leave a message.
663
00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:00,930
Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.
664
00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:02,000
I can see you.
665
00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:05,379
This is the third
message I've left today.
666
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,826
Ah, you're such a
fucking bitch, you know?
667
00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,034
I know you're seeing him.
668
00:36:11,482 --> 00:36:13,896
I know you're seeing him,
how dare you do that to me!
669
00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,827
Steven, my office.
670
00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:23,999
Fuck.
671
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,861
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
672
00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:28,689
Best of luck.
673
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,517
Thanks.
674
00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,585
Oh, big fucking joke, huh?
675
00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:42,033
I just got fired, you happy?
676
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,999
Dude, Rick, come on.
677
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,412
RICK: Come on, wait, look.
678
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,481
I bet right now is the
best time to ask Jenna out.
679
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:51,309
There's no way she'd
turn you down right now.
680
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,379
[JENNA LAUGHS DRILY]
681
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,309
Fuck all you guys.
682
00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:59,931
You can keep the goddamn camera.
683
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,136
I'm done with this.
[HARD ROCK MUSIC]
684
00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:11,241
I'm done, I'm not
posting any more blogs.
685
00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,103
And to you, Vanessa?
686
00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:20,586
Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff.
687
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:07,585
♪ So rise
688
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,688
♪ To dare see the
rage inside you
689
00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,067
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
690
00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:13,000
What, dude, what the?
691
00:38:18,862 --> 00:38:23,862
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE ROARING]
692
00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:26,724
[GLASS CLATTERS]
693
00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:30,964
[STATIC HISSING]
694
00:38:30,965 --> 00:38:33,481
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[STATIC HISSING]
695
00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:36,412
[ENGINE HUMMING]
696
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:39,171
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
697
00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:42,274
So you're gonna show it to
our grandkids or something?
698
00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:44,171
[STEVE AND VANESSA LAUGHING]
699
00:38:44,172 --> 00:38:46,965
[STATIC HISSING]
700
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right [GASPS].
701
00:38:58,551 --> 00:39:01,102
[STATIC HISSING]
Look...
702
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:04,000
[GUNSHOTS BOOMING]
703
00:39:08,551 --> 00:39:10,793
[COUGHING]
704
00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,688
[STATIC HISSING]
705
00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:25,931
[FAINT VOICES ECHOING]
706
00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:31,413
[DOG SNUFFLING]
707
00:40:00,896 --> 00:40:04,619
[POLICE DISPATCHER
SPEAKING FAINTLY]
708
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:09,620
[CAR DOOR THUDS]
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
709
00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:22,102
Oh, shit!
Caught you.
710
00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,999
Mother...
You son of a bitch.
711
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,895
I caught you.
Get the fuck off,
712
00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:27,757
you shit.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
713
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,205
RICK: God, God, shit.
714
00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:33,792
Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax!
715
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:34,861
What the fuck is wrong with you?
716
00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,137
RICK: Dude, dude.
[LAUGHS]
717
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,516
STEVE: Damn it, I got
a hurt shoulder. [SIGHS]
718
00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:42,310
You okay?
719
00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:44,724
No, I'm not okay.
720
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,136
I have a hurt shoulder
and you made it worse.
721
00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:50,309
Sorry.
The fuck got into you, man?
722
00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:53,550
Dude, I was fucking around, man.
723
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,136
Little advice, next time
you walk into a room,
724
00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,724
make sure you look around first.
725
00:40:58,034 --> 00:40:59,343
Man, you look like shit.
726
00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:01,861
Yeah, so do you.
727
00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:03,654
Really, what happened to you?
728
00:41:03,655 --> 00:41:05,585
I fell, you?
729
00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:06,413
I fell.
730
00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,896
Okay.
Okay.
731
00:41:11,241 --> 00:41:12,241
Tell me something.
732
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,102
When you fell, you
have a camera on you?
733
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,792
Give me my fucking
camera [STATIC HISSING].
734
00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:22,964
RICK: You always have
the camera on you, right?
735
00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,516
Always have the camera.
736
00:41:24,517 --> 00:41:25,999
STEVE: Get the fuck
out of my way.
737
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,310
What's on the tape, man?
738
00:41:30,206 --> 00:41:31,964
Oh, wow.
739
00:41:31,965 --> 00:41:33,688
[COWORKERS LAUGHING]
740
00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:35,655
[LAUGHS] That's cute.
741
00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,586
Jenna, come here
and check this out.
742
00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,895
Here she come.
Come here, mm!
743
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:44,619
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I wanna show...
744
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,964
[STATIC HISSING] over here.
745
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,586
[CLAPS] This is the best,
this is absolutely classic.
746
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,033
[LAUGHS] Oh!
747
00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,378
You remember that? [LAUGHS]
748
00:41:58,379 --> 00:41:59,275
What are you guys watching?
749
00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:00,516
That was awesome.
750
00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:01,826
[STATIC HISSING]
751
00:42:01,827 --> 00:42:04,275
It's all fun and games
until someone gets hurt.
752
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:08,516
Watch your back, I'm smarter
than you think, Rick.
753
00:42:08,517 --> 00:42:10,826
I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.
754
00:42:10,827 --> 00:42:14,689
Oh, whatever, come on,
it's a joke, it's a joke!
755
00:42:15,689 --> 00:42:18,274
Grow up, oh, come on.
756
00:42:18,275 --> 00:42:20,481
Okay, check this
part out [LAUGHS]...
757
00:42:20,482 --> 00:42:21,688
Just feel like I'm
758
00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:22,482
the outsider.
Make sure you're
759
00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,379
getting this, Brenda.
760
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,412
Ah, yep, yep.
Oh, wow.
761
00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:26,171
Uh-huh.
Getting it.
762
00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,792
Rick, this is great.
That's so cruel, man.
763
00:42:28,793 --> 00:42:31,067
I mean, he was fired
because of crap like this.
764
00:42:31,068 --> 00:42:34,930
Yeah, hey, I am about to
make him an internet star.
765
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,481
You can't put a price on that.
766
00:42:37,482 --> 00:42:38,826
Man, this has got...
[STATIC HISSING]
767
00:42:38,827 --> 00:42:40,999
[DISTORTED VOICES WARBLING]
Yeah! [LAUGHS]
768
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,412
Man, how can you do
this to Steve, man?
769
00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:45,964
He's your friend
and your roommate.
770
00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,964
I mean [LAUGHS], you
invited him into your place.
771
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,344
He pays you rent and
you treat him like shit.
772
00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,482
He made the choice.
773
00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:58,274
I, I mean, eh, Steve is
not my first roommate
774
00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:01,412
and he won't be my last,
but I am the best friend
775
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:05,792
that Steve will ever have,
and deep down, he knows that.
776
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,999
He doesn't have anybody else.
777
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,379
His girlfriend doesn't
love him, he's lost.
778
00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:12,654
And what's the saying, you
keep your friends close
779
00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:14,206
and your enemies closer, right?
780
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,688
I mean, he's, uh, you take
a girl like Jenna, right?
781
00:43:18,689 --> 00:43:19,964
Now Jenna falls
in love with you,
782
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,723
and I mean really
in love with you,
783
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,550
then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,
784
00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:27,344
which, pretty fucking wild.
785
00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:31,757
Ah, you just have to give
her a reason, real or not,
786
00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:34,205
and how you handle that
power is up to you.
787
00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,688
But if you don't handle it well,
788
00:43:37,689 --> 00:43:40,931
then bad things happen.
789
00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:46,000
And bad things
happened to Steve?
790
00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,999
You don't know the half of it.
791
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,999
♪ Angel severing
the love, the ties
792
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,171
♪ Severing the vision
793
00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:58,240
[HISSING]
794
00:43:58,241 --> 00:44:01,033
[LAUGHS]
♪ This way
795
00:44:01,034 --> 00:44:03,758
Hello, hello out there.
796
00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,999
I guess by now you
know my choice, hmm?
797
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,205
The question is this,
when did I film this?
798
00:44:12,206 --> 00:44:14,757
Oh, oh, is it the future?
799
00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:17,964
Ooh!
♪ Together we rise
800
00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:19,862
Gah, ha, look at you.
801
00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,206
Don't fuck with me.
802
00:44:24,482 --> 00:44:27,482
[HUMMING DRUM SOLO]
803
00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,826
You know the chick
that lives next door,
804
00:44:33,827 --> 00:44:36,620
the kids, corn-fed sex bags?
805
00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:38,620
I'd do her anyway.
806
00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:39,930
♪ Something too deep
807
00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:42,033
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
808
00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:45,516
Sheila, ah! [LAUGHS]
809
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,999
♪ Severing it just won't go
810
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,619
♪ Still in a land you
know they're still
811
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,103
It's just a letter opener.
812
00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:56,655
It really couldn't
hurt anyone. [SNICKERS]
813
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,724
Hey, baby.
814
00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:09,172
Uh-oh, looks like someone had
a little too much to drink.
815
00:45:11,896 --> 00:45:16,068
Baby, baby, wake up.
816
00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:18,379
Baby, wake up.
817
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:24,205
Baby, babe, babe, what
the, what'd you do?
818
00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:25,447
What did you do?
819
00:45:25,448 --> 00:45:28,344
Honey, honey, how many
did you take, huh?
820
00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:32,413
Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up!
821
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,517
Help, oh, shit.
822
00:45:38,827 --> 00:45:42,033
[BREATH HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
823
00:45:42,034 --> 00:45:42,896
[STATIC HISSING]
824
00:45:42,897 --> 00:45:47,896
Fuck!
[STATIC HISSING]
825
00:45:49,586 --> 00:45:52,205
Breathe, come back,
come back to me, babe.
826
00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:54,172
Come back to me, come back
to me, breathe, babe, come.
827
00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:57,309
[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, detective.
828
00:45:57,310 --> 00:45:59,033
She didn't try to
commit suicide.
829
00:45:59,034 --> 00:46:00,757
She would never leave Erin.
830
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,309
I was trying to save
her, I was doing CPR.
831
00:46:03,310 --> 00:46:04,619
Save her, of course!
832
00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:07,379
That's why you picked
up the phone right away.
833
00:46:08,655 --> 00:46:11,999
What were you really doing then?
834
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,550
RICK: Hey, hey, you can't
talk to him like that.
835
00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:16,102
Yes, we can, who are you?
836
00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:18,550
RICK: Uh, that doesn't matter,
and this is harassment.
837
00:46:18,551 --> 00:46:20,792
Now if you got something,
you charge him.
838
00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:22,171
Arrest him right now.
839
00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:23,103
Rick, no, this is not...
840
00:46:23,104 --> 00:46:24,654
Turn the camera off, sir.
841
00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,205
RICK: Uh, no, camera stays
on, thank you very much.
842
00:46:26,206 --> 00:46:27,654
You remember Rodney King?
843
00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:31,793
Yeah, now if there's
nothing further, get out.
844
00:46:33,689 --> 00:46:35,481
[THOMPSON SCOFFS]
845
00:46:35,482 --> 00:46:37,757
Oh, you're fucking her.
Rick!
846
00:46:37,758 --> 00:46:38,826
RICK: Shut up, I'm helping.
847
00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:40,067
No, sir, you are not.
Goddammit.
848
00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:41,516
And I suggest you
shut up right now
849
00:46:41,517 --> 00:46:43,171
before you say anything
else you might regret.
850
00:46:43,172 --> 00:46:44,378
RICK: Tell me something,
your boss know
851
00:46:44,379 --> 00:46:46,999
you're fucking
your partner, huh?
852
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,723
Great, we're screwed, Rick.
853
00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:50,447
Sir, if I was you, I
would watch your mouth.
854
00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:51,688
RICK: Yeah, or what?
855
00:46:51,689 --> 00:46:52,620
I got a camera, what
are you gonna do?
856
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:53,551
Oh, you wanna find out?
857
00:46:53,552 --> 00:46:54,861
RICK: Yeah,
[LAUGHS] really?
858
00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:58,136
Oh, really?
Ben, let's just calm down.
859
00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,551
We're leaving now, okay?
860
00:47:01,827 --> 00:47:03,896
RICK: Hey, listen to
your partner, big boy.
861
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,654
We'll be back to see you.
862
00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:08,757
And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful
863
00:47:08,758 --> 00:47:10,033
who you show that tape to.
864
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:12,516
RICK: Yeah, or what,
you'll shoot me?
865
00:47:12,517 --> 00:47:15,274
Man, I gotta be...
What an asshole.
866
00:47:15,275 --> 00:47:17,689
Fucking cops!
867
00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:19,482
Oh [LAUGHS].
868
00:47:21,034 --> 00:47:22,309
What the fuck was that, Rick?
869
00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,999
RICK: That was
me protecting you.
870
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,205
When they push, you push back.
871
00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:30,309
Now they're gonna try to
pin this Jeff shit on you,
872
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,826
and if you're not
fucking careful,
873
00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,895
you're gonna take
the fall for it.
874
00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:35,171
What I did is just caught them
875
00:47:35,172 --> 00:47:36,757
threatening you on camera.
876
00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:38,412
Upload that, post
it on your Facebook
877
00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:39,861
and Myspace pages...
No, no, no, no, no.
878
00:47:39,862 --> 00:47:41,481
RICK: And they are fucked.
879
00:47:41,482 --> 00:47:42,723
STEVE: Are you crazy?
880
00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,516
No.
Listen, I got some things
881
00:47:44,517 --> 00:47:46,274
I need to work out first, okay?
882
00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:49,689
[SIGHS] All right, well,
you work your things out.
883
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,103
I don't wanna be here
when they come back.
884
00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,482
We're going out.
What?
885
00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,930
Whoo!
Whoo!
886
00:47:58,931 --> 00:48:00,861
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
[FAINT DANCE MUSIC]
887
00:48:00,862 --> 00:48:02,999
Show me something, show me.
888
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,102
I got it, two
points, three points
889
00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:09,205
from the NBA line,
oh, my God! [CLAPS]
890
00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:10,688
Mm, I love you.
891
00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:13,033
I'm, I'm Rick, hi.
892
00:48:13,034 --> 00:48:16,172
Yes, Steve, oh, my God!
893
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:20,930
[LAUGHING]
894
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,586
Catch her, dude, she's
gonna break herself.
895
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,757
Shots on Steve, shot time!
896
00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:28,033
No, no.
897
00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:29,274
♪ My bitch is badass
898
00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:30,999
RICK: Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
899
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,102
No, no, no, I paid for, like,
900
00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,136
two songs.
No, she's fine.
901
00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:34,688
You're fine.
What?
902
00:48:34,689 --> 00:48:36,723
Dude, what is your problem?
903
00:48:36,724 --> 00:48:37,999
What is your fucking problem?
904
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,412
Dude, is this your
idea of a good time?
905
00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:40,930
RICK: Yes, actually, it is.
906
00:48:40,931 --> 00:48:43,585
This is most guys'
idea of a good time.
907
00:48:43,586 --> 00:48:45,516
More booze, bitches.
908
00:48:45,517 --> 00:48:47,999
Here, yours.
909
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,447
♪ And even on the speed
910
00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,344
Seriously, can you
bring us two more?
911
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,517
Oh, my God.
912
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,757
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
913
00:48:59,758 --> 00:49:00,724
What do you mean?
914
00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:06,931
[LAUGHS] I mean you are the
fucking angel of death, man.
915
00:49:08,103 --> 00:49:09,413
Bodies piling up all
around you [LAUGHS].
916
00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:13,240
I mean, so far, nothing's
been pinned on you.
917
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,999
They've got two dead
bodies and a stolen car
918
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,412
and that's all coincidence,
but fucking It's
919
00:49:19,413 --> 00:49:20,999
don't matter anymore,
man, you know that.
920
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,310
The cops were at our door.
921
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,792
They're looking for
somebody to take
922
00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,447
the ultimate fall on
this, so don't fuck up!
923
00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,826
I haven't fucked
up, I'm innocent!
924
00:49:31,827 --> 00:49:33,136
Yeah, you should
be acting that way.
925
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,619
If I were you, I
would use the internet
926
00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:37,930
to my fucking advantage
to protect myself.
927
00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:40,136
Talk about being remembered.
928
00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,205
Fuck that.
Thank you.
929
00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,688
Look, dude, I know
you're pissed off
930
00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:47,792
about Vanessa, but
fuck her, okay?
931
00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:49,723
Vanessa made the wrong choice.
932
00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,930
Yeah, she did, she fucking did.
933
00:49:51,931 --> 00:49:54,965
Now here's why I
brought you here.
934
00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:58,448
Live a little, look
[LAUGHS] at that!
935
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,412
Isis, will you marry me?
936
00:50:02,413 --> 00:50:04,378
Hey!
Let's go, what?
937
00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:05,619
There's no filming.
What?
938
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:07,067
Shit, get the fuck outta here.
939
00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:08,000
Get outta here.
Whoo!
940
00:50:08,001 --> 00:50:10,136
Go, go!
[METAL THUDDING]
941
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,723
Go, go, go, go.
[STATIC HISSING] fucker!
942
00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,205
Holy shit.
[LAUGHS] You fucking...
943
00:50:14,206 --> 00:50:16,343
RICK: Hey, dude,
here, motherfucker.
944
00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:17,861
Take it.
Oh [LAUGHS].
945
00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:19,343
[STATIC HISSING] Oh, shit.
What are you gonna do?
946
00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,102
What are you gonna do, huh?
Dude, you fucking creep.
947
00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,826
Oh, oh, no...
Dude, dude, dude.
948
00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,067
[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, no, dude.
949
00:50:25,068 --> 00:50:26,550
Yeah, fuck you.
Oh [LAUGHS].
950
00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:28,033
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.
951
00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:29,274
We don't take your shit.
Fuck your money, pal.
952
00:50:29,275 --> 00:50:30,000
Fuck you.
Pick it up, your money, pal.
953
00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,826
Pick it [STATIC HISSING]
up, I can't believe
954
00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:36,000
you threw your
fucking camera, dude.
955
00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,240
What is wrong with
[STATIC HISSING].
956
00:50:38,241 --> 00:50:39,861
You're a fucking maniac.
957
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,102
I'm a fucking maniac?
958
00:50:41,103 --> 00:50:43,240
RICK: Steve is a
maniac, goddammit.
959
00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:44,895
I never fucking...
Steve is a maniac,
960
00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,274
goddammit.
Fucking [STATIC HISSING]...
961
00:50:46,275 --> 00:50:48,067
RICK: Who's a
killer, who's a killer?
962
00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:49,895
[STEVE HOOTING]
You want some of this?
963
00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:51,102
Who's a killer?
You're a killer.
964
00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,378
What, what, what?
You want some of this?
965
00:50:52,379 --> 00:50:54,619
[STEVE HUMMING]
Holy shit [LAUGHS].
966
00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,205
Oh, my God, oh,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
967
00:50:56,206 --> 00:50:58,757
No, no stopping traffic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
968
00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:00,861
[RICK LAUGHS]
Sorry [LAUGHS].
969
00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:02,654
RICK: Ooh, oh, my God,
970
00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:04,136
I can't believe you
just fucking did...
971
00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:07,792
I can't believe I, I don't
even fucking feel like myself.
972
00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:09,171
I don't even fucking
973
00:51:09,172 --> 00:51:11,171
feel like myself.
This is yourself, dude.
974
00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:13,861
This isn't you mopey
fucking bullshit.
975
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,412
I'm a fucking animal.
This is you.
976
00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:16,550
[STEVE LAUGHS]
And this is how
977
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:17,964
an innocent man should act.
978
00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:19,447
I fucking love you, man.
Bitches.
979
00:51:19,448 --> 00:51:20,481
Let's go home, let's go home
980
00:51:20,482 --> 00:51:21,448
and fucking...
Fuck ho...
981
00:51:21,449 --> 00:51:23,102
[STATIC HISSING]
982
00:51:23,103 --> 00:51:26,136
[BARTON GASPING]
983
00:51:26,137 --> 00:51:28,378
STEVE: Hey, Barton.
984
00:51:28,379 --> 00:51:30,000
[LAUGHS] You must be Steve.
985
00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,034
STEVE: Yeah, don't worry,
I'm a little disappointed, too.
986
00:51:36,034 --> 00:51:38,067
Rick told me you'd be shorter.
987
00:51:38,068 --> 00:51:39,826
[BARTON LAUGHS DRILY]
988
00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:42,205
Oh, no, that was just a joke.
989
00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,137
You always walk
around with a camera?
990
00:51:45,517 --> 00:51:49,688
STEVE: Only to document
beautiful things.
991
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:53,033
[LAUGHS] Is that
your pick-up line?
992
00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:53,862
STEVE: Yeah.
993
00:51:55,551 --> 00:51:56,551
Didn't work.
Uh!
994
00:51:57,758 --> 00:51:59,448
Why don't you try
calling me next time?
995
00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:02,412
STEVEN: Next time?
996
00:52:02,413 --> 00:52:07,413
[BARTON LAUGHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
997
00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:10,481
You bring girls up here a lot?
998
00:52:10,482 --> 00:52:12,826
STEVE: Only the ones I
find jogging in the park.
999
00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,309
[LAUGHS] Like me?
1000
00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,723
STEVE: Yeah, like you.
1001
00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:18,655
[LAUGHS] Come on.
1002
00:52:20,034 --> 00:52:21,171
STEVE: Whoa, where you going?
1003
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,000
Come on!
1004
00:52:24,862 --> 00:52:25,758
STEVE: Hold up.
1005
00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:34,931
So why didn't it work
out with you and Rick?
1006
00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:41,206
[LAUGHS] Rick is not
the relationship type.
1007
00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:45,275
Told me a few things
about you, though.
1008
00:52:46,241 --> 00:52:48,172
STEVE: Really, like what?
1009
00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:51,551
That's not for
me to say just yet.
1010
00:52:54,689 --> 00:52:56,861
STEVE: You know, Rick
thinks he knows me.
1011
00:52:56,862 --> 00:52:57,655
He doesn't.
1012
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,240
Hmm, that's too bad.
1013
00:53:01,241 --> 00:53:02,482
My friends know me.
1014
00:53:05,172 --> 00:53:06,757
Come on, give me that.
Whoa, whoa, no, no.
1015
00:53:06,758 --> 00:53:07,964
We're gonna check out this cave.
1016
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,412
Come on [LAUGHS].
No, no, no.
1017
00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:10,930
BARTON: Come on, what, you
don't wanna be on camera?
1018
00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:12,309
No [LAUGHS], do you even know
1019
00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:13,895
how to operate one
of those things?
1020
00:53:13,896 --> 00:53:17,585
BARTON: Oh, [LAUGHS]
what, like I'm some kind of idiot?
1021
00:53:17,586 --> 00:53:20,861
What, smile! [LAUGHS]
1022
00:53:20,862 --> 00:53:23,585
Come on, tell me
something about yourself.
1023
00:53:23,586 --> 00:53:25,033
Like what?
1024
00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:27,379
BARTON: I don't know,
tell me something, anything.
1025
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:33,931
Well, my last girlfriend
tried to commit suicide
1026
00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:37,102
because the person
that she was cheating
1027
00:53:37,103 --> 00:53:38,310
on me with got murdered.
1028
00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,516
BARTON: Are you serious?
1029
00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:46,551
Yeah, kinda fucks with
your head, you know?
1030
00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:50,102
[STATIC HISSING]
1031
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,999
Police still haven't
[STATIC HISSING] the killer.
1032
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
He's still out there.
1033
00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,309
It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around
1034
00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,724
when he needed one, right?
1035
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:09,689
[LAUGHS]
1036
00:54:11,379 --> 00:54:12,620
Steve, I wanna go home.
1037
00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:16,275
I'm gonna go to the car now.
1038
00:54:42,068 --> 00:54:44,585
[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN GASPING]
1039
00:54:44,586 --> 00:54:46,895
[STATIC DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]
1040
00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,310
I need to show you something.
1041
00:54:51,448 --> 00:54:55,102
I think you're the only person
that I can trust with this.
1042
00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:56,930
You're scaring me.
1043
00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:58,585
What's going on?
1044
00:54:58,586 --> 00:54:59,482
Sit down.
1045
00:55:00,655 --> 00:55:02,172
I haven't shown this to anyone.
1046
00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:09,413
I found this on Steve's footage.
1047
00:55:10,517 --> 00:55:15,517
[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN GASPING]
1048
00:55:16,793 --> 00:55:19,999
Do you remember Steve's
ex-girlfriend Kris?
1049
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,896
[STATIC HISSING DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]
1050
00:55:20,897 --> 00:55:23,896
[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]
1051
00:55:49,241 --> 00:55:54,241
[DISPATCHER SPEAKING FAINTLY]
[STATIC HISSING]
1052
00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:01,379
Come here.
Okay.
1053
00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:07,068
Mm.
1054
00:56:08,689 --> 00:56:11,344
[BARTON LAUGHS]
1055
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,930
[CAMERA THUDS]
[STATIC HISSING]
1056
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,343
Mm [LAUGHS].
Mm.
1057
00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:26,343
Okay, so I met this
new girl, Barton.
1058
00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:29,136
Oh, she is amazing.
1059
00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:31,448
I [SIGHS], I like her so much.
1060
00:56:32,896 --> 00:56:36,102
Yeah, I mean, it's really
funny, though, you know,
1061
00:56:36,103 --> 00:56:39,619
'cause you start to think about,
1062
00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:41,240
you know, dating someone new
1063
00:56:41,241 --> 00:56:44,102
and how it's really
great and you just have
1064
00:56:44,103 --> 00:56:49,103
these amazing feelings and,
and then you start to think,
1065
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:53,309
is it really great? [LAUGHS]
1066
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:56,447
I mean, am I just,
am I just delusional,
1067
00:56:56,448 --> 00:57:00,757
because I could
swear that I felt
1068
00:57:00,758 --> 00:57:02,619
the same way with Vanessa.
1069
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,103
I mean, I felt so good [LAUGHS],
1070
00:57:07,068 --> 00:57:08,862
and the thanks I got from her
1071
00:57:10,103 --> 00:57:12,275
was that I'm not good enough.
1072
00:57:13,275 --> 00:57:15,000
I mean, I saved her life.
1073
00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:19,861
God, you know, I
should've let her die.
1074
00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:21,448
I should've let her fucking die.
1075
00:57:24,965 --> 00:57:27,172
I didn't mean that,
I didn't mean that.
1076
00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:33,412
[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, shit, did I hit rewind?
1077
00:57:33,413 --> 00:57:35,240
[STATIC HISSING]
1078
00:57:35,241 --> 00:57:38,999
[WAVES ROARING]
[BIRDS CAWING]
1079
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,412
You know, these hermit crabs
live for about 40 years.
1080
00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:44,000
They like to travel in pairs.
1081
00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,171
Kinda romantic, huh?
1082
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,067
STEVE: Yeah, if
it's the right pair.
1083
00:57:49,068 --> 00:57:49,931
How do I look?
1084
00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:52,516
STEVE: You look hot.
1085
00:57:52,517 --> 00:57:54,000
[BARTON LAUGHS]
You look amazing.
1086
00:57:55,137 --> 00:57:56,068
[LAUGHS] Come on.
1087
00:58:00,517 --> 00:58:02,551
[LAUGHS]
1088
00:58:07,241 --> 00:58:08,551
Hey, where you going?
1089
00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:13,344
STEVE: Oh, wow.
1090
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,931
Oh, my God.
1091
00:58:36,241 --> 00:58:38,792
Hey, beautiful girl
right here, remember?
1092
00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,205
STEVE: Yeah, [LAUGHS]
yeah, babe, I know.
1093
00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,619
So what are you doing?
1094
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,171
STEVE: I'm just checking
out the view, babe.
1095
00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,274
Just checking out
the view [LAUGHS].
1096
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,964
Okay.
1097
00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:52,724
[STATIC HISSING]
1098
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,862
[PHONE RINGING]
1099
00:59:09,862 --> 00:59:10,793
STEVE: Oh, shit.
1100
00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:14,861
Hi, babe.
1101
00:59:14,862 --> 00:59:16,895
BARTON: Hey, what are you doing?
1102
00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,964
STEVE: Nothing,
what are you doing?
1103
00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:20,585
BARTON: Just looking at you.
1104
00:59:20,586 --> 00:59:22,136
STEVE: What?
1105
00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:24,344
Is there something you
want to tell me, Steve?
1106
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:29,000
STEVE: Babe, wha, babe, babe?
1107
00:59:30,517 --> 00:59:32,516
Barton, Barton,
stop, Barton, stop.
1108
00:59:32,517 --> 00:59:34,033
Are you following
[STATIC HISSING] her?
1109
00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:35,240
Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh!
1110
00:59:35,241 --> 00:59:36,964
Are you stalking her?
Shut up, shut up.
1111
00:59:36,965 --> 00:59:38,930
Steve...
No, no, sh.
1112
00:59:38,931 --> 00:59:40,895
Is the camera on?
Just keep it down, alright?
1113
00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,619
No.
[STATIC HISSING] here?
1114
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,274
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1115
00:59:44,275 --> 00:59:46,412
I, I'm not stalking
her [STATIC HISSING],
1116
00:59:46,413 --> 00:59:47,826
not stalking her, just...
Steve, you're sick!
1117
00:59:47,827 --> 00:59:49,861
Just calm down.
You are sick.
1118
00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:51,481
Okay, you're acting crazy
1119
00:59:51,482 --> 00:59:53,033
right now, okay?
Why are you doing this?
1120
00:59:53,034 --> 00:59:54,724
No, no.
Miss you.
1121
00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,999
I miss you, Steve,
she didn't want you.
1122
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,309
She didn't want you.
Shut up, shut...
1123
01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:04,723
I do!
Shut up, okay?
1124
01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:06,412
Steve [SOBS].
No, no, no,
1125
01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:07,999
you're overreacting right now.
1126
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,102
I'm, listen...
Just leave me alone.
1127
01:00:10,103 --> 01:00:11,309
Let's go somewhere else.
[STATIC HISSING]
1128
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,619
Let's go somewhere else.
You, I don't wanna
1129
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:13,826
talk to you!
Let's go somewhere else
1130
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,343
and talk.
I'm sorry, I just feel like
1131
01:00:15,344 --> 01:00:16,619
that thing is watching me.
Let's go somewhere else
1132
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:17,723
and talk.
Stop it, leave me alone.
1133
01:00:17,724 --> 01:00:18,999
Come here.
Okay, where were we?
1134
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Steve, you... [STEVE LAUGHS]
1135
01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:26,964
Barton!
Steve, no.
1136
01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:30,033
Barton!
Turn the camera off!
1137
01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:31,412
Turn it off.
1138
01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,343
STEVE: Just calm down, okay?
1139
01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:34,619
Everything's gonna be fine.
1140
01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:38,688
Don't, turn the camera
off and leave me alone.
1141
01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:40,999
I don't wanna talk
about it right now.
1142
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,379
STEVE: Babe, babe,
I love you, okay?
1143
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Let's just go somewhere else
and talk about this, all right?
1144
01:00:51,068 --> 01:00:52,103
It's not a big deal.
1145
01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:56,620
It's not what it
looks like, okay?
1146
01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:00,551
Why are you following her?
1147
01:01:03,482 --> 01:01:04,757
STEVE: Babe, I'm
not following her.
1148
01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:06,620
She just happened to
be in my shot, okay?
1149
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,964
She happened to be in
your shot all the way
1150
01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:12,102
across the street sitting
down with her friends.
1151
01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:14,999
Your ex-girlfriend happened
to be in your shot?
1152
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,343
STEVE: Baby, I love you.
1153
01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:18,412
Trust me, please.
You love me.
1154
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:20,550
I saw how you were
looking at her.
1155
01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:24,344
You looked at her the same way
you look at me, the same way!
1156
01:01:25,275 --> 01:01:26,619
What, what are you, do you have,
1157
01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:28,379
like, multiple
personalities or [SIGHS].
1158
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:31,930
STEVE: Let's just go, let's
just go somewhere else.
1159
01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,793
Leave me alone.
1160
01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:36,827
Barton!
Leave me alone, Steve!
1161
01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:39,689
Get back...
Mm, mm.
1162
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,724
[LAUGHS] Oh, mm.
1163
01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:57,413
[MOANING]
1164
01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:15,896
[BARTON GASPS]
1165
01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,724
No [GASPING].
1166
01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:25,482
[STATIC HISSES]
1167
01:02:27,931 --> 01:02:32,931
[BARTON GASPING]
[STATIC HISSING]
1168
01:02:35,724 --> 01:02:38,931
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1169
01:02:47,275 --> 01:02:52,275
[STATIC HISSING]
[DRAMATIC FANFARE]
1170
01:02:53,448 --> 01:02:54,931
I gotta check the tapes.
1171
01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:59,517
Okay, I'll meet her
at the coffee shop.
1172
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,448
When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.
1173
01:03:04,068 --> 01:03:09,068
[STATIC HISSING]
[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]
1174
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,378
Hi.
Hey.
1175
01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:16,034
Nice bag, new camera?
1176
01:03:17,448 --> 01:03:20,000
STEVE: No, I didn't think
it would be appropriate.
1177
01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:22,103
I'm impressed.
1178
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,102
STEVE: So why'd you call?
1179
01:03:25,103 --> 01:03:27,448
I, um, saw your weblog.
1180
01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,965
My, uh, therapist says that
I need to get some closure,
1181
01:03:34,379 --> 01:03:37,757
that the reason why you
carried that camera around
1182
01:03:37,758 --> 01:03:40,654
all the time was to
interfere with intimacy
1183
01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:43,550
and to distance our
relationship from each other.
1184
01:03:43,551 --> 01:03:45,861
STEVE: Wha, was she,
you brought me here
1185
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:47,826
because of your therapist?
1186
01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,309
No, wait...
I don't need to be here.
1187
01:03:49,310 --> 01:03:52,137
I wanted to talk to you, not
for my therapist but for me.
1188
01:03:53,517 --> 01:03:55,309
Would you just please sit down?
1189
01:03:55,310 --> 01:03:59,033
I have some things I need to
talk to you about, please.
1190
01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:00,792
STEVE: You really wanna see me?
1191
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:03,827
Yes.
[STEVE SIGHS]
1192
01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:06,550
Look, I care about you.
1193
01:04:06,551 --> 01:04:09,240
I care about you, I...
1194
01:04:09,241 --> 01:04:13,274
I care about you, I care
about what happens to you.
1195
01:04:13,275 --> 01:04:15,689
I care about how you
feel I treated you,
1196
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,620
but I don't feel the same
way about you, not anymore.
1197
01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:26,171
I need you to understand that.
1198
01:04:26,172 --> 01:04:28,585
What, so you have no real
feelings for me at all?
1199
01:04:28,586 --> 01:04:31,309
Real, yes, of
course, they're real.
1200
01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:32,241
But not like before.
1201
01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:34,999
No, not like before, I can't.
1202
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,654
It was too difficult, our
relationship was hard.
1203
01:04:38,655 --> 01:04:40,274
It's not supposed
to be that hard.
1204
01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,619
You know what, I
don't need to be here.
1205
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,930
Yes, you do.
I don't need this shit.
1206
01:04:42,931 --> 01:04:44,793
We can't end it like this.
1207
01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:49,688
Can you please listen to me?
1208
01:04:49,689 --> 01:04:51,102
No!
Why can't we end this
1209
01:04:51,103 --> 01:04:53,481
properly as friends, why
does it have to be like this?
1210
01:04:53,482 --> 01:04:54,758
You saved my life.
1211
01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:56,655
Where, where are you...
1212
01:04:56,656 --> 01:05:01,620
Mm.
[BOTH MOANING]
1213
01:05:23,275 --> 01:05:24,585
[VANESSA SHOUTS]
1214
01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:26,516
Jesus Christ.
You fucking bitch.
1215
01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,619
Steven, Steve!
Get the fuck over...
1216
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,861
No, no, no, no!
Steve!
1217
01:05:29,862 --> 01:05:31,136
No, no!
Oh, my God, oh...
1218
01:05:31,137 --> 01:05:33,999
[STATIC HISSING]
1219
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,861
[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
Grab her, oh...
1220
01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:38,619
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
[MEN SHOUTING]
1221
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:40,654
[FIST THUDS]
[MAN SHOUTS]
1222
01:05:40,655 --> 01:05:43,413
[STATIC HISSING]
1223
01:06:02,655 --> 01:06:04,550
[VANESSA SCREAMING]
1224
01:06:04,551 --> 01:06:07,447
[STEVE GRUNTS]
[BLOOD SQUELCHES]
1225
01:06:07,448 --> 01:06:11,826
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1226
01:06:11,827 --> 01:06:13,516
[MAN GRUNTING]
1227
01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:14,758
Mother...
No!
1228
01:06:18,965 --> 01:06:19,965
Huh.
Huh.
1229
01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:24,447
So when were you gonna tell
me about your new girlfriend?
1230
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,620
I was trying,
you son of a bitch.
1231
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,172
I know you saw the tape, Rick.
1232
01:06:32,172 --> 01:06:33,758
I know you saw everything.
1233
01:06:35,482 --> 01:06:38,136
You know, there's a reason
bodies are piling up around me.
1234
01:06:38,137 --> 01:06:39,412
[GUN HAMMER CLICKS]
1235
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,172
And there's a reason
you have a gun.
1236
01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,274
Why didn't you stop me while
you could, you dumb shit?
1237
01:06:46,275 --> 01:06:47,826
I already did.
1238
01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:49,550
I've already posted
everything up on the internet.
1239
01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:50,379
You're done.
1240
01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:53,826
Well, after I kill you,
I'll just take it down.
1241
01:06:53,827 --> 01:06:57,206
For anybody that's seen it,
all I'll be is an urban myth.
1242
01:06:58,896 --> 01:07:00,378
Come on, Rick, you
can't shoot me.
1243
01:07:00,379 --> 01:07:01,999
You wanna be me.
1244
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,723
[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
[STEVE SHOUTS]
1245
01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,000
Oh, a hurt shoulder?
1246
01:07:07,965 --> 01:07:08,793
[TRIGGER CLICKS]
1247
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:09,689
You son of a bitch!
1248
01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:12,344
[BOTH SHOUTING]
1249
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:16,826
[FIST THUDS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1250
01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:19,136
You son of a... [RICK SHOUTS]
1251
01:07:19,137 --> 01:07:21,964
[STATIC HISSING]
1252
01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:22,965
Come here, you fucking...
[VANESSA WHIMPERING]
1253
01:07:22,966 --> 01:07:24,379
No, no!
Bitch!
1254
01:07:25,827 --> 01:07:27,171
[CHILD'S VOICE VOCALIZES]
1255
01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,000
Knife!
1256
01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:34,240
[SOBS] No!
No, no it's not [GRUNTS].
1257
01:07:34,241 --> 01:07:35,172
[BODIES THUD]
[MEN SHOUTING]
1258
01:07:35,173 --> 01:07:37,516
Motherfucker.
Jenna!
1259
01:07:37,517 --> 01:07:38,999
I will fucking kill you.
Jenna!
1260
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,999
Jenna, help!
I will fucking...
1261
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,930
[STATIC HISSING]
Stop.
1262
01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:43,999
Too fucking slow.
1263
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:48,309
[RICK GRUNTING]
[KNIFE THUDDING]
1264
01:07:48,310 --> 01:07:49,378
You getting this?
1265
01:07:49,379 --> 01:07:50,344
[MAN VOCALIZING]
[STEVE GRUNTS]
1266
01:07:50,344 --> 01:07:51,344
[STATIC HISSING]
1267
01:07:51,345 --> 01:07:53,136
[MAN GRUNTING]
[LAUGHS] Jen,
1268
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:54,103
you getting this?
[STATIC HISSING]
1269
01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:57,205
[MAN GRUNTING]
[WAVES ROARING]
1270
01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:58,999
[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
[STATIC HISSING]
1271
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,000
[LAUGHING] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
1272
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,378
[LAUGHS] Oh, yeah.
1273
01:08:09,379 --> 01:08:14,206
[LAUGHS] Oh, choices,
choices, huh, Rick?
1274
01:08:15,586 --> 01:08:20,481
[LAUGHS] Oh, baby,
come here, come here.
1275
01:08:20,482 --> 01:08:21,413
Are you okay?
1276
01:08:21,414 --> 01:08:23,379
It's all fun and games.
1277
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:27,240
'Til someone gets hurt.
1278
01:08:27,241 --> 01:08:29,274
Oh, baby, you still love me?
1279
01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:30,895
Yeah.
Yeah.
1280
01:08:30,896 --> 01:08:33,550
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
I love you.
1281
01:08:33,551 --> 01:08:38,102
Oh, baby, I love you.
1282
01:08:38,103 --> 01:08:40,275
[MOANING]
1283
01:08:43,896 --> 01:08:45,102
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1284
01:08:45,103 --> 01:08:46,654
You, uh, you take a
girl like Jenna, right?
1285
01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:48,516
Now Jenna falls in love
with you, and I mean,
1286
01:08:48,517 --> 01:08:51,688
she will do almost anything you
ask, no matter what, which...
1287
01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,895
Stop, you're hurting me.
Fucking wild.
1288
01:08:53,896 --> 01:08:55,895
[STATIC HISSING]
[JENNA GASPING]
1289
01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:57,102
Come on.
You just have to
1290
01:08:57,103 --> 01:08:58,274
give her a reason.
Come on, come on.
1291
01:08:58,275 --> 01:09:01,930
[JENNA GASPING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1292
01:09:01,931 --> 01:09:03,481
So this is my last blog entry.
1293
01:09:03,482 --> 01:09:05,310
I finally don't
feel scared anymore.
1294
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:11,792
I keep thinking to
myself, is this the future
1295
01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:14,620
or is it the past? [LAUGHS]
1296
01:09:16,206 --> 01:09:21,137
Oh, you know, perhaps I don't
need this camera anymore.
1297
01:09:22,517 --> 01:09:23,448
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1298
01:09:23,449 --> 01:09:24,516
JENNA: Watch your back.
1299
01:09:24,517 --> 01:09:26,206
I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.
1300
01:09:27,068 --> 01:09:29,758
[STEVE MOANING]
1301
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:35,586
[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
1302
01:09:41,103 --> 01:09:42,689
See what I did there?
1303
01:09:44,655 --> 01:09:48,896
[LAUGHS] Man, it's good
to see Jenna again.
1304
01:09:49,793 --> 01:09:50,689
She was loyal,
1305
01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:54,379
'til she wasn't.
1306
01:09:56,413 --> 01:09:57,379
Then she had to go.
1307
01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:03,241
Let's rewind back to
mother and, uh, you.
1308
01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:07,792
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1309
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:10,826
Alcohol makes me do things
I wouldn't normally do.
1310
01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:13,136
Don't you wanna find
out what they are?
1311
01:10:13,137 --> 01:10:15,103
STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.
1312
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:18,172
Wait for it.
1313
01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:21,034
Mom, who is that?
1314
01:10:23,172 --> 01:10:28,172
STEVE: Uh, I'm
Steve, and you are?
1315
01:10:28,655 --> 01:10:29,895
Erin.
1316
01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:33,172
[LAUGHS] Aw, you were
so cute 10 years ago.
1317
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,620
I called the detectives.
1318
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,241
No, you didn't.
1319
01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,585
You're right,
actually, I text them.
1320
01:10:44,586 --> 01:10:46,585
I saw you following
me and I text them
1321
01:10:46,586 --> 01:10:47,655
before you grabbed me.
1322
01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,310
You're lying, Erin,
1323
01:10:53,896 --> 01:10:55,137
just like your mother did.
1324
01:10:56,793 --> 01:10:57,586
Look at her.
1325
01:11:00,413 --> 01:11:01,586
She's just like you.
1326
01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,241
I made her immortal.
1327
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,896
Am I, am I like her?
1328
01:11:10,896 --> 01:11:12,930
You can't resist, can you?
1329
01:11:12,931 --> 01:11:14,792
Always have the camera.
1330
01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:18,205
They know, Steve, they
know you kidnapped me!
1331
01:11:18,206 --> 01:11:20,103
No one knows!
1332
01:11:21,896 --> 01:11:26,896
[LAUGHS] I just got this
camera back, and my tape.
1333
01:11:29,448 --> 01:11:30,620
It was stolen from me,
1334
01:11:33,241 --> 01:11:34,862
but it's back where it belongs.
1335
01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,827
I love this part.
1336
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,034
[VANESSA WHIMPERING]
1337
01:11:44,275 --> 01:11:46,827
[STEVE GRUNTS]
1338
01:11:48,241 --> 01:11:52,793
You're sick! [SOBS]
1339
01:11:55,517 --> 01:11:57,447
STEVE: Smile for
the camera, Erin.
1340
01:11:57,448 --> 01:11:59,931
I don't wanna be on your camera!
1341
01:12:01,689 --> 01:12:03,000
STEVE: Hmm, let's see.
1342
01:12:04,379 --> 01:12:07,378
I'm actually filming
a movie about my life,
1343
01:12:07,379 --> 01:12:08,999
and your mom's in it.
1344
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,619
Can I be in it?
1345
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:12,136
STEVE: You already are.
1346
01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:14,793
VANESSA: Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.
1347
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,723
Detectives Baker
and Thompson knew
1348
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:21,619
you would find me one day,
Steve, 10 years or not,
1349
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:24,034
and they are going to kill you.
1350
01:12:26,827 --> 01:12:29,034
No [LAUGHS], no, no.
1351
01:12:31,034 --> 01:12:32,344
That's where you're wrong.
1352
01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:37,413
We're all alone,
no one's coming.
1353
01:12:40,137 --> 01:12:44,619
I see you.
[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]
1354
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,103
Like mother, like daughter.
1355
01:12:49,034 --> 01:12:53,033
Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?
1356
01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:54,378
Freeze!
[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
1357
01:12:54,379 --> 01:12:58,516
[ERIN SCREAMS]
[GLASS CLATTERS]
1358
01:12:58,517 --> 01:13:00,826
[GENTLE MUSIC]
Wow, I turn the camera on
1359
01:13:00,827 --> 01:13:02,723
and all of a sudden, the
truth comes out [LAUGHS].
1360
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,068
Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?
1361
01:13:10,068 --> 01:13:10,931
You were.
1362
01:13:22,172 --> 01:13:26,964
Oh, oh, I've been waiting
for a beautiful shot like this.
1363
01:13:26,965 --> 01:13:31,965
[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]
1364
01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,688
It's all about how
you're remembered, right?
1365
01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:41,862
[SNIFFS] Right, Rick?
1366
01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:47,758
[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]
1367
01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:51,103
Ah, I love this piece.
1368
01:13:54,034 --> 01:13:56,378
Makes me think of all
the endless possibilities
1369
01:13:56,379 --> 01:13:58,447
that are out there.
1370
01:13:58,448 --> 01:14:03,413
[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]
1371
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,240
Fucking... [STATIC HISSING]
1372
01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:09,619
Hey, hey, Jenna,
give me the camera!
1373
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,205
JENNA: [LAUGHS]
No, Rick.
1374
01:14:11,206 --> 01:14:13,896
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1375
01:14:33,379 --> 01:14:36,034
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1376
01:14:53,551 --> 01:14:56,964
RICK: This is the only time
that one can truly be safe
1377
01:14:56,965 --> 01:15:01,895
from this powerful and
deadly creature. [SNICKERS]
1378
01:15:01,896 --> 01:15:04,551
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1379
01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,412
Look at you.
You know,
1380
01:15:30,413 --> 01:15:33,171
maybe if you'd put
that damn camera down,
1381
01:15:33,172 --> 01:15:34,482
you could keep up with me.
1382
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:38,999
STEVE: Honey, I can't, I'm
doing this for our posterity.
1383
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,205
One day you're gonna
look back at this
1384
01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:42,412
and you're gonna see
how beautiful you were
1385
01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:44,171
and how you could
run down the block
1386
01:15:44,172 --> 01:15:47,033
without losing your breath.
1387
01:15:47,034 --> 01:15:51,724
You know what, trust
me, I never look back.
1388
01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:55,033
STEVE: Hey, hey, hey, babe...
1389
01:15:55,034 --> 01:15:56,481
[CAR HORN BLARING]
1390
01:15:56,482 --> 01:15:57,550
Jesus, what the...
Sorry, I didn't see you.
1391
01:15:57,551 --> 01:15:59,379
I'm, I didn't see you.
1392
01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:01,482
Oh, God.
1393
01:16:01,483 --> 01:16:04,137
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1394
01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:18,309
[SIGHS] God, I feel
sick, this is pathetic.
1395
01:16:18,310 --> 01:16:21,000
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1396
01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:27,655
[STATIC HISSING]
It's all fun and games,
1397
01:16:27,656 --> 01:16:29,309
Steve, until someone gets hurt.
1398
01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:32,000
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1399
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:45,688
And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful
1400
01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,861
who you show that tape to.
1401
01:16:46,862 --> 01:16:49,517
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1402
01:16:54,103 --> 01:16:56,895
You know, some of this stuff
has been around for years,
1403
01:16:56,896 --> 01:16:58,136
almost a decade.
1404
01:16:58,137 --> 01:17:00,688
Who knows where all
this stuff came from?
1405
01:17:00,689 --> 01:17:02,826
This is the stuff nobody wants.
1406
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,482
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1407
01:17:09,827 --> 01:17:11,033
Just give me the camera back.
1408
01:17:11,034 --> 01:17:12,240
No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.
1409
01:17:12,241 --> 01:17:13,343
RICK: You do not know
what's interesting.
1410
01:17:13,344 --> 01:17:18,344
[STATIC HISSING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1411
01:17:22,965 --> 01:17:27,171
Squiggly lines, sound and
color were all confused.
1412
01:17:27,172 --> 01:17:28,930
You'd start out in
black and white.
1413
01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:31,412
You'd go to color, you'd
go back in black and white.
1414
01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:33,723
You never knew where
you were in time.
1415
01:17:33,724 --> 01:17:36,379
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1416
01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,826
Take a girl like Jenna, right?
1417
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,067
Now Jenna falls
in love with you,
1418
01:17:46,068 --> 01:17:47,930
and I mean really
in love with you,
1419
01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:50,723
then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,
1420
01:17:50,724 --> 01:17:53,412
which, pretty fucking wild.
1421
01:17:53,413 --> 01:17:56,482
[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]
1422
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,861
Turn the camera off!
1423
01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:16,862
Turn it off.
1424
01:18:16,886 --> 01:18:18,886
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