All language subtitles for Unsupervised 1x02 - Rich Girl (English)

Come on,
dude, stab it harder!

I'm freaking stabbing it
as hard as I can.

The knife handle's slippery.

Maybe you should get a running start.

Yo! What's up, Mom?

How many times
do I have to tell you?

I'm not your mom.
I'm your stepmom.

Just call me Carol.

No, I won't.
We talked about that.

That's freaking disrespectful.

Yo, Carol, we're going
fishing down the creek.

We're gonna bring home
a seafood bonanza.

- Awesome.
- freaking lobster,

freaking cod, freaking mackerel,
freaking creek fish.

Damn, dude. Your stepmom's
smoking a ton of dope lately.

Yeah. She's bummed out 'cause
her and Reggie broke up again.

What? Reggie was a dick!
I hate that guy!

I know. He's the worst.
He blows his nose in his shirt,

and his hands are all
bashed up from fights.

He's the scum of the earth.
She deserves better than that guy.

That's what I'm always
trying to tell her.

That bitch Savannah
showed up at the restaurant.

Hey, Mom, why don't you go outside
and get some fresh air for a change?

- No.
- You wanna know what I think, Carol?

I think you're a beautiful woman
with a great shape to your body.

You're like freaking
Princess Diana.

You could have any man
in the world.

Your Prince Charming, he's out there.
He's waiting for you.

You just need to go out
and find him.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

I'm opening
the blinds at least.

Yeah! You need
some sunshine, Carol!

It's got essential
vitamins and minerals!

She's a freaking disaster, man.
She don't even listen.

Close 'em back up.

♪

Holla at your boy.

- Damn, dude.
- ♪

My stepmom don't do
anything anymore, Darius.

She just lies
on the couch in the dark,

smoking grass and watching shows
about glamorous housewives.

Why does everybody
watch them shows?

It's just a bunch of fake-tittied
white women dressed up,

throwing birthday parties
for each other,

fighting over somebody bringing
the wrong kind of shrimp.

Your stepmom's a pothead, Gary.
Plain and simple.

That's 'cause drugs is everywhere.
It's an epidemic.

Some dude got caught sniffing
cat tranquillizer in my homeroom.

- What the frig?
- I ate cat food once. It wasn't bad.

That's not what we're
talking about, man.

Why would anyone
do cat medicine?

Yeah. That don't sound fun. From
the looks of it, he was having a blast.

But sometimes
it ain't about fun.

- Some people just trying to escape.
- From what?

Life, y'all. I'd be lying if
I ain't said I been tempted myself.

Y'all know I got
addictive tendencies, right?

Oh, like you're addicted to food,
and that's why you're overweight?

Food? Did he just say "food"?
I ain't addicted to no damn f...

The Jenkinses are big people.
We can't help this shit.

I'm talking about TV, y'all.
That's my escape.

Why would you want to escape life?
There's so much cool stuff to do.

Yeah. Go outside, run around,
sing a song, fall in love.

We built our own lake
the other day.

Wh-What do you mean
you built a lake?

We dammed up the creek by Gary's house,
and now there's a lake.

You can swim, fish.
It's awesome.

Hi, guys.
This is Alli.

She's new to the school, and I'm showing
her around as part of the host program.

Yo, Alli.
What's up?

Hey.

Damn. All right.
Nice to meet you too. Shit.

What's the host program?
I never even heard of that.

It's designed to help new
students fit in and make friends.

- I wouldn't be friends with you.
- You don't even know me.

If you did, you'd know that I'd be
the best friend you ever had,

because I'm honest and loyal, and those
are qualities that are hard to find.

Oh, my God.
Whatever.

You guys know
any drug dealers?

What the frick do you need a drug dealer for?

Man, why you think?

- The bitch want to buy drugs.
- Ooh, and now I'm in a bad position,

because technically, as your host,
Alli, I'm supposed to report you.

But... call me crazy... part of
me thinks we can still be friends.

I don't want
to be friends with you.

You're a loser.

- Well, you're a wasteoid.
- All right, everyone, calm down.

Alli, there's mad fun stuff to do
around here besides drugs.

You don't even need 'em!

Nurture your freaking body
with sunshine...

instead of pollutin' it with chemicals,
you frickin' idiot!

Joel... Okay, Joel. It's cool.
I got it. It's just...

It's just when people don't love
sunshine, I get fricked out, man.

It gives life to
everything, you know?

I get so mad sometimes
I can murder the whole world.

Look at me.
You don't think I know that?

I wanna kick her head in, but we just
gotta teach her through natural actions.

I can hear you guys
talking.

Alli, just stick with us.

We know all the hot spots.
We will show you the time of your life.

What is this place?
It's our lake.

Man, this ain't no damn lake. This is
more like a swamp or a drainage ditch.

What are you talking about? It's deep
as hell. I can't even touch bottom.

- All right!
- I'm frigging blasting off!

- Y'all gonna kill y'all selves.
- I'll go.

Fine. Yeah.
I'll go. Whatever.

- Where you going?
- I'm going home to feed my addiction...

Watch some TV.

Drag my ass out
to a drainage ditch,

- trying to tell me it's a lake...
- Eagle attack!

He's doing freaking eagle attack!
He's doing freaking eagle attack!

Whoo!

Hey, you guys coming in?
The water's great.

- This place is disgusting.
- I think it's really cool.

Well, it's definitely cool. I didn't
say it wasn't cool. I just said...

Oh, my God! Stop freaking
talking about it and go in!

There is no hope.

That's a cool drawing, Alli.
I draw sometimes too.

Mostly pictures of my dad
so I can remember what he looks like.

My dad's the worst.

Ever since him and my mom got divorced,
he treats me like shit.

Damn, that sucks. They say divorce
mutilates children's emotions.

Yeah, I hate my life.

Oh! I got one!

Damn, this feels huge!

Whoa! It's metal shrapnel!

No, man, it's a wagon!
Pull it up!

Blecch. This mud smells like eggs.
Are you coming in, Alli?

Yeah, I'll be in
in a second.

- Are those my pills?
- You're on drugs too?

No, it's my period medicine.
I get really bad cramps.

You get your period?
That's badass.

You're becoming a woman.
It's the sacred change!

Alli, they're not even gonna
do anything!

They're just gonna
make you drowsy!

- I don't care.
- That's it! You're out of the program!

The program is stupid.

It's designed to help you. Stop being
an asshole and give it a chance!

Okay, okay, everybody.
Take it easy.

She's got a rough
situation at home.

Let's try and be understanding.

Piece of shit!

- Uh, you all right?
- I got mud in my mouth.

I'm tired.

That's 'cause you were snorting
period drugs, you numskull!

You're ruining your brain.

It's the most powerful
muscle in your body.

Yo, how far is Alli's place, Gary?
This ain't even part of our town.

It's the outskirts.

There's barely any houses out here.
It's all woods.

- Oh! All right, here it is.
- Finally.

Holy shit!

Whoa! You could fit
an airplane in here!

This... is the coolest house...
I've ever seen in my life!

Yo, Alli, you live
in a palace!

It's just
a stupid house.

Let's go!

Whoo! Oh!
Look at this bed, man!

I feel like
I'm the president!

Dude! This bathroom's huge!
It's got two sinks!

Check out this knife, man.
It's like a sword!

The freezer's got a robot inside of it.
It makes its own ice!

Whoa!

Look how blue
that ocean is.

I never been to a beach. It's more
beautiful than I ever imagined.

I didn't know people
really lived like this.

- I thought it was only in the movies.
- Hey, hey.

Who's hungry?
I've got Chinese.

What the hell
is going on in here?

Man. Thanks again
for Chinese food.

It's like the most succulent
thing I've ever eaten.

Yeah, sorry we ran around
your house like maniacs.

- We couldn't help it. It was too badass.
- You must be rich as hell.

Thanks,
but I wouldn't say I'm rich.

- I'm just a dentist.
- Oh! You're a dentist? Damn!

I've never met
a dentist before!

Me, neither.
I bet you're a scientific genius.

You've never been
to a dentist?

How is that even possible?
You're 15.

I brush my teeth with milk sometimes so
they get vitamins, but they still hurt.

Okay.
Tell you what.

I want you guys to come by my office for a
check-up, and I'll take care of everything.

Really?
A freaking dental scan?

Yo, thanks, man!
That'd be awesome!

Yeah. Man, I don't know
why Alli's so mean to you.

You're like the nicest guy
in the world.

Well, she's just been going through
a bit of a rebellious phase lately.

Yeah, she told us
about the divorce.

I'll bet you get to bone
a lot of chicks though. Dude!

- You can't say that to an adult.
- That's all right.

No. But believe it or not, dentistry
is not exactly a turn-on to women.

What?
Hey, you listen to me.

You do one of the most
important jobs in the world.

Without you, we wouldn't
have no smiles.

That's my house
right there.

It doesn't look like
there's anyone home.

- My stepmom likes the dark.
- Yeah. She lives in the shadows.

Keep smiling, dentist man!
Thanks for the ride! Thank you!

That was unbelievable. That house was
like... It was like a modern castle.

With a dentist for a king.
I'll never forget it, Gary.

- You stole their picture?
- I wanted to remember the ocean.

It's so frickin' blue.

Yeah, it is pretty sweet.

This fish tastes
like gasoline.

It ain't no Chinese food,
that's for sure.

I wish I'd never seen
that house, Gary.

It just made me realize
how crappy our lives are.

Yeah. No wonder
Carol smokes pot.

We don't got shit.

We just didn't realize it because
we didn't know any better.

Where... Where you going?

I lost my freaking appetite.

Hey, boys!
Yo, Martin.

Hey, why the long faces?
Mmm, look at this guy.

"I'm sad."

We're depressed.
We're freaking poor.

Hey, I know what it's like
to be poor.

Back in Panama, we used to
have to eat cat food...

just to put something
in our stomachs.

I've eaten cat food
before.

No, Joel, no!
You don't wanna eat no cat food.

It is bad for us.
You hear me?

You never eat cat food
ever again!

But one thing I did learn
from growing up pobrecito...

is even though you're poor here,

you can still be rich here.

- And that's the truth.
- Don't you ever just want to escape though?

Of course I do.
And I do that with... prayer.

My best friend, Jesus Christo,
he's a good listener.

And he's got a lot to listen to.
He's all I got.

Hey, where you going,
Christina?

My freaking boyfriend's.
God!

I know you two
are having the sex.

At least one of us
is getting laid.

Hey! I'm still grieving.

Mom died freaking 10 years ago!
Get over it! Go meet a new woman.

What do you think,
this is New York City, Broadway Avenue,

with hot babies
all over the place?

It's not easy!

You better wear
a "prophylactica"!

♪ If you get the AIDS,
that's your problem.

I'm not paying
for the A.Z.T.

So, you guys want
to pray with me now?

Nah, that's all right.

I think I got
a better idea.

How much do I put in?

I don't know. Just fill it up.
I wanna freaking get high as hell.

So anyway, Moms caught me watching
one of them NC-17 joints, right?

Took away my TV privileges
for a month.

What I'm supposed to do now?
This the shit that drive you to drugs.

What about you, Megan?
Why are you turning to drugs?

Alli was right. I'm a loser,
and I don't have any friends.

Maybe I do need
to loosen up a bit.

- We're your friends.
- You guys like everyone. It doesn't count.

What about the foreign
host program?

I only signed up for that so I could meet
people and force them to hang out with me.

Ooh, that's some twisted Glamorous
Housewives shit right there.

Yep. Now are we gonna
do some marijuana or what?

Darius, you know how to
work this thing, right?

Black people don't use bongs. That's
some white people shit right there.

The thing I don't get
is why Alli's doing drugs.

Her life's not rough at all.
It's awesome.

She's got a huge house. She goes on vacations
all over the world, eats exotic foods.

Her dad's a frickin'
medical dentist.

I'd love to have a dad
who was a dentist.

My teeth would be
sharp as hell.

I'd love to have
any kind of dad.

All I got of my dad
is some drawings.

Alli's
got everything in the world,

and she don't even
appreciate it.

It's so simple.

Just set Alli's dad up
with Gary's stepmom.

Darren will finally have
someone to appreciate him,

Carol will have a decent man
with a full set of teeth,

and you'll reap the rewards of his luxurious
lifestyle and become better people.

Yeah! Carol would appreciate
the shit out of Darren!

And if they hit it off, we get to use
the house and all the nice shit in it,

- and we just lock that bitch Alli in her room.
- That's a great idea, Megan.

- How'd you come up with that?
- I'm high as hell.

- Who's next?
- I don't think I'm gonna smoke anymore.

Yeah. We gotta work on hatching
that plan you came up with.

Me? No, I just wanted to see
what it would do to them first,

but if they're not gonna
hit it, then I'm cool.

I'm just gonna
read a book.

Come on, guys.
I can't be high by myself.

Son of a bitch.

Ahh!

Yo, check it out. I'm getting
my teeth washed. Draw a picture of me.

- Tell me, have you been chewing rope?
- Yeah.

I've been chewing ropes
and wires down at the creek.

I was freaking eating nuts
with a squirrel the other day.

So, what are you doing
this weekend, Dr. Clark?

Can't say I have any plans. Why?

We want you to come
to a barbecue...

so you can hook up with Gary's
stepmom and fall in love.

Dude, what the hell?
Don't just come right out and say it!

Sorry.
She's a beautiful woman.

She's got great shape
to her body.

It's true, Dr. Clark.
My stepmom is one of the smartest...

and most beautiful women
I've ever met.

And you're one of the brightest,
smartest men I've ever met.

You guys hardly know me.

It don't matter.
I could tell from the moment I met you.

It was like when I met Joel
in kindergarten.

I knew he was gonna be
my best friend for life.

I cried in front of him a million times,
and it don't even matter.

Alli's so lucky
to have you as a dad.

And my stepmom would be lucky
to have you as a boyfriend.

Well, I can't promise
I'll be her boyfriend,

but, uh, yeah,
I'd love to meet her.

Oh, seriously?
Yeah.

You know, maybe it'd be good
for me to get out there again.

It's not easy meeting people
when you're a single parent.

Thanks, Dr. Clark.
Yeah.

Plus Carol banged her old
boyfriend all the time,

and he was
a real piece of shit.

She'd probably
go wild on you.

Dude!
Sorry, man.

I'm excited
about my new chops.

♪ So,
what are saying, mate?

You wanna go out
on a date with me?

No, Sid, I want you to go
out with me and meet women.

I need a wingman, okay?

Let's go to a hot club
and get crazy.

I'll freaking drop E-bombs.
I don't care.

Yo, Martin. You got any herbs or spices
from your homeland that we can borrow?

We're throwing a barbecue to set Carol up
with a successful man who loves exotic foods.

Sorry, boys.
I live the bachelor's lifestyle.

You know, "hamburguesas"
and pizza every night.

But I didn't know
Carol was single.

That's a beautiful lady
right there.

I'll tell you what, boys

I have a lamb in my freezer
I've been saving for a special occasion.

Say the word,
and it's yours.

Are you serious?
You'd really help us out like that?

Carol's a fit woman,

a striking beauty in
the tradition of Lady Diana.

She deserves a man
worthy of her beauty.

It would be my pleasure.

♪
Oh, nice job, man.

This looks like it's
right out of a catalog.

Eh. It's not defrosting
the way I'd hoped.

Hello?
Am I in the right...

Ah! Yo, Dr. Clark!
Come on in.

- This place is a shit-hole.
- Allison!

My stepmom is upstairs freshening up.
We'll go grab her.

What the hell, Carol?

You're supposed to be
ready for the barbecue.

That was a real thing?
Yeah, it was a real thing.

There's a medical dentist
waiting downstairs.

I don't wanna go
to the dentist.

You're not going to the dentist.
Why can't you listen to me?

I took a bunch of
night-time headache medicine.

Why would you do that?

I don't know.
We were out of daytime.

Hi, guys. I came over
to get high again.

Oh! What are you,
a pothead now?

Yeah. It mellowed me out
and made me feel super creative.

I started writing
a play the other night.

- Is Alli here?
- Yeah. Why?

Tell her I'm taking bong hits.
But don't tell her I told you to.

What the frick? Why are you still
trying to impress that girl?

- She's the worst.
- I hate her, but I need her to like me...

so I know I'm not
the biggest loser in the world.

You're too
freaking complicated.

Enough's enough, Carol.

Aren't you tired of dating
shit-heads like Reggie...

and this guy?

Who's that?
My dad.

Doesn't look anything
like your dad.

The mouth looks
like an asshole.

Well, I'm not a freaking good artist,
but it don't matter.

What matters is that there's a decent,
successful man down there,

and that guy could be
your Prince Charming.

And you could go from watching
Glamorous Wives on TV...

to being one yourself.

But you're not even
gonna give him a chance.

Can I take a shower first?

Yeah. Your hair looks like George
Washington's. It's out of control.

You're a dentist, eh?

If I were to pay you to implant those
teeth in my mouth, could you do it?

I don't really know
what you're asking me.

I'm sensing hesitation.

Would it be a question
of ethics or technology?

Um, both.

Allison!
You're not old enough to drink wine.

Oops. My bad.

Yes, it is your bad. You're excused.

You're excused.

Hola, amigos!
I smell barbacoa!

So... Hey, where's Carol?

Oh, dear.

Looks like you've got
a little competition, mate.

I didn't know
you smoked.

There's a lot
you don't know about me.

'Cause you haven't even
tried to be my friend.

But if you did, you'd know
I'm also writing an original play.

It's about my life,
and it's awesome.

Getting high and writing a play about
yourself is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

You know what? Get out of my face!
I don't even care anymore!

You dress like a vampire!

You're a wasteoid, Megan.

You're never gonna be liked,
and you're never gonna have boobs.

- Huh?
- Flatty.

Flatty! Flatty!

I'm not flat!
I'm not... Shut up!

Here she is, everyone. It's
the woman we've all been waiting for...

my stepmom, Carol.
Hi.

Hey, boys.
I brought some spices for the barbecue.

But seeing a beautiful woman
such as Carol...

is tastier than any flavor.

- Look at you.
- Is this the guy?

No, that's Martin. He's our neighbor.
You've met him a million times.

This is Dr. Clark.

Ah, hello, Carol.
Darren Clark.

You have a lovely home.

Eh, it's my ex-husband's.

Piece of shit ran out and left me
with the mortgage and a goddamn kid.

My wife died.

Buddy, I'm ready
to meet a woman.

I'm a very unselfish lover.

I will go downtown
and never come up.

Martin! Easy, fella.
A bit of subtlety would do.

- Uh, this is weird.
- Perhaps some snacks would lighten the mood.

Oh, no.
Where'd Carol go?

She grabbed my bottle of
wine and ran into the house.

I don't think this was
a good idea, boys.

No, it's a great idea.
She's just being a little shy.

Oh, uh, she seemed
to really dislike me.

She's scared.
You're all she's ever dreamed of,

and it's
terrifying to her.

Women are emotional
creatures,

as I'm sure your daughters
have amply demonstrated.

That's true, bro!
Women are crazy!

Let me have
a word with her.

Sid's like the wisest
guy we know.

♪

Where's your stepmom?

Ah, shit! Reggie!

- Get out of here, you lowlife!
- Yeah, she don't like you no more!

- She's got a new boyfriend.
- It's this guy.

He's trying to mack on her,
but I told him to watch out for you.

No! I just...
It was a barbecue!

How about I knock
your teeth in?

He'd just replace them
with stronger ones!

He's a medical dentist!
Whatever. Pussy.

Hey, Carol, come on!

I wanna talk to you.
Why ain't you been calling me back?

Go stop him, Dr. C.!
This is your chance to win her heart.

- Yeah, well, I'm gonna go.
- You can't go!

- I don't want Reggie as a dad.
- What?

I was hoping that you
and Carol would fall in love,

and then you'd be
my new dad.

Ah! Okay.

Allison, get in the car.
Let's go. It's not safe here.

Well, just 'cause he ain't gonna
be your dad don't mean Reggie is.

No frigging way.

- We're not scared of you, Reggie!
- You're not welcome here no more!

Just get out of the way, Gary.

You guys, I called my mom
and told her I'd been smoking drugs.

Not now, Megan!
We're dealing with a situation.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the Tooth Fairy, mate.

And from the looks of your mouth,
I owe you a lot of money.

Tooth Fairy? What the...

Yeah!
Take that, Reggie!

freaking asshole!

Asshole!

Asshole!

I am way too high for this. Asshole!

Stupid frigging...

Damn, Sid! That was
the baddest thing I've ever seen!

You boys showed great courage
in standing up to that madman.

And true courage is something
that can't be bought.

Ah, thanks, Sid.

Did you bang my stepmom?

- Yes, I did.
- Are you guys in love?

Nah. Not really.

Where's my weed?

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