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Well, well, well, look who's back.
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Where the hell you been?
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At home, sitting on your asses,
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practicing social distancing?
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Washing your hands 20 times a day
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while us essential
workers risked our lives
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making sure you have enough toilet paper
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and wheat flour for your sourdough?
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What a bunch of pussies.
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And now y-you can't
remember what happened
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last season on Shameless?
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Get out of here.
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Go on, get.
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Get! I will piss on your leg.
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I'll piss on your leg.
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What do you got, Gallagher?
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Sanitation Department is in bed
with the real estate developers.
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It's all overseen by
this cat named Otis.
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Otis wants you to bust into that house
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and take a shit in the living room.
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Okay, took a shit in
somebody's living room.
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You're gonna make one hell
of a cop someday, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Who the fuck is this?
- Julia.
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They said she was young, but...
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- Who are you?
- I'm Sandy...
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her girlfriend.
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We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
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Statutory rape of a minor, Julia Nicolo.
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- Fuck.
- We got a runner!
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Stop! Police!
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So this Keg Zone
stuff is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid Keggers already.
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I'm not moving to
Milwaukee. I told you that.
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Come look inside the house with me.
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It's got two beds, big backyard.
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I don't need to look inside.
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Jesus.
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- Needs some work.
- Two bedrooms?
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Yeah.
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I now pronounce you husband and husband.
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- Now?
- Yes, now.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Chicago, the
city of broad shoulders,
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the Windy City,
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a city with a multitude of voices,
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languages, and a vibrant history.
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From the four corners of the Earth,
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people come to the city on the lake
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to work and help create
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a truly modern metropolis.
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Yep, from all four corners
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of the Earth, all right.
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Polacks and krauts and dagos
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and the lowest of the low, the Irish...
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Starving spud famine refugees,
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like us Gallaghers.
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Every important moment
in Chicago history,
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a Gallagher was there.
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The Chicago Fire, Mrs. O'Leary's cow,
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that was Great-Great-Grandma
Gallagher's Holstein.
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The union stockyard workers,
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the poor bastards butchering
6,000 steers a day,
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covered in blood and shit,
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all Gallaghers.
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The Black Sox score-fixing scandal,
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a Gallagher.
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No, he wasn't a player.
He was a gambler.
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Set the whole thing up. Made a bundle.
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Prohibition, Capone, you
think it was all Italians?
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Hell no.
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It was Gallaghers that provided
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the homicidal muscle.
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The riots at the Democratic
Convention in '68,
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yep, that was me.
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Part of the Chicago Eight.
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The Chicago Eight?
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I thought it was the Chicago Seven.
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It was eight.
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I was at a White Castle getting burgers
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for Abbie and the guys
when the pigs broke in.
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So they only took seven
and put 'em on trial.
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Where we're standing, right here,
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on Ashland Avenue,
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there were 20 bars on
this block 100 years ago,
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each and every one of
'em owned by a Gallagher.
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Now, we got three hipster coffee shops.
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It was seven before the
COVID took down the weak.
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Chinamen did us a favor with that virus.
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Who the hell needs seven coffee shops?
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Hey, do you know why they call
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this part of the South
Side Back of the Yards?
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- Sure, it was right behind the...
- No, no,
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not because it was
behind the stockyards,
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because it was the back
of the Gallagher yards.
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Every single house owned by a Gallagher.
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Is any of this true?
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Is any of this true?
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The Gallaghers built
Chicago single-handedly.
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Come on, I'll take
you to Leavitt Street.
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I'll show you the tenement
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where Paddy Gallagher wrote The Jungle.
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Oh, no, no.
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Let him cry.
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He's teething.
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The hell does he need teeth for anyway?
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I don't know.
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We could drug him.
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Break up a downer or something.
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Frank used to rub whiskey on our gums.
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Then he'd dump us in the tub.
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Without water, I hope.
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Not always.
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I think I'm gonna die.
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Can you die from lack of sleep?
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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- I'll get him. You start coffee.
- Okay.
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Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee?
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Oh, I bought us a French press
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at an eviction yard sale.
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What?
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It's by the stove. Just add hot water.
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There's a new bag of
coffee in the fridge.
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Huh.
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Hey, um, maybe we need
to try something else,
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you know, with Fred teething.
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Yeah?
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Like what?
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I don't know, we could do, uh,
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I don't know, one
night on, one night off.
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You know, one of us
stays at my old house
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or your dad's, gets a good night's sleep
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while the other one stays here.
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We could, uh, trade off, you know?
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Okay.
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Dibs first night.
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Who got evicted?
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Aniya, that girl who was working
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at the beauty supply shop on Ashland.
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Is that the one that, uh, bellied up?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah. One of many.
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Hey, I need you to run
some errands for me today...
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Grocery, paint store.
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Is that a problem?
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No. Glad to.
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Mm.
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- I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- That's a good idea.
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Stop!
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Got you, fucker.
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Outstanding, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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Why didn't you shoot him?
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I knew I could catch him, sir.
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Uncuff him. Give me the gun.
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That's how it's done, cadets.
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Never shoot a suspect in the back.
You wait for 'em to turn around,
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and then you shoot 'em in the face.
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Good to know, sir.
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Why are you shaving your head?
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'Cause I'm goin' bald.
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But you're bald now, Kev.
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Exactly. Now no one will
know I was going bald.
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Science.
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Should I just pour the weed right in?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Go see if those gummies
are setting up right.
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They need a few more minutes.
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Hey, no sampling the product.
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Excellent, Gemma. Nice and tight.
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Amy, good, but a little less product
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in the next one, okay?
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Kev, what are the girls doing?
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Their tiny fingers are perfect.
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Look, this is why they used little kids
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to dig stuff out of machinery
back in the old days.
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They outlawed that, Kev.
It's called child labor.
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Well, we're a family business now.
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We all need to pull our own weight.
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No. Girls, go finish
getting ready for school,
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and don't forget your masks.
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I was gonna have 'em wash their hands
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- when they were done.
- Girls, wash your hands.
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Did you pick up the display case?
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Yeah, it's in the truck.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Legal weed in Chicago?
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Can you believe it?
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Remember Diego, my roommate
from the group home,
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the one with the glass eye?
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He got 20 years.
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Now we can just sell it
right out in the open.
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Not out in the open.
We're not licensed yet.
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And we're supposed to be closed anyway.
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Amy?
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Gemma.
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Girl's got a gift.
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Mm, morning Mr. Milkovich.
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Morning, Mr. Gallagher.
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Five times last night.
I'm feeling kinda raw.
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How about you, stud?
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I could go another five right now.
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- Mm
- Mm-hmm.
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Some big talk. You ready to back it up?
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Gotta get to work.
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Call in sick.
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We need the paycheck.
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All right. Your loss.
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Hey, you making
breakfast for both of us?
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No. Didn't know you were gonna get up.
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You didn't get up yesterday.
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Well, throw some more
bread in that bitch.
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Sorry, I only make toast
for husbands who have jobs.
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- Good thing I have a job.
- No, you have a laundromat owner
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who's terrified you're
gonna smash his face
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- into a dryer again.
- Exactly.
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I'm sure he'd write you fake pay-stubs
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to give to your parole
officer if I asked him.
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That's not the point. We
need more money coming in.
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All right.
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Fine, I'll hit the Stop & Shop on Rush.
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Hey, no. I don't wanna be
some sad-ass prison widow
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catching a bus to
Stateville every weekend.
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No? Want me to get some shitty-ass
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minimum-wage job like you,
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hauling boxes around a warehouse?
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No.
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There aren't many other
jobs left around here, Mick.
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It's either Amazon or digging graves.
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Until you decide to do one or the other,
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my shitty minimum-wage
job is the only money
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we got coming in.
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- And the bills are piling up.
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll start digging into
the wedding present money
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instead of saving it
to get our own place.
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Do what you gotta do, lover.
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Me, I'm gonna go take an ice bath.
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My asshole's on fire.
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Just not right.
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I mean, Julia's only ten
months younger than me.
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Why do I have to plead guilty
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and wear this fuckin' ankle bracelet
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and do all that community service
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when Carl did the exact
same thing with Julia
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but they didn't arrest him?
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Well, not exactly the same thing.
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He wasn't banging Julia and
her mom at the same time.
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No, that judge just hates lesbians.
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I mean, did you see the
way that he looked at me,
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at Julia?
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It was disgust.
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Mm, I don't know.
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He seemed pretty into it to me,
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especially when, uh,
Julia was describing
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how you used to go
down on her for hours.
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It's looking good, sweetie.
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Okay, it's time to get ready for school.
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No more Zoom. Real school.
Let's put your shoes on.
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00:13:34,811 --> 00:13:36,531
How long do you think
it'll be before the school
262
00:13:36,569 --> 00:13:38,196
shuts down again this time?
263
00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:39,631
I bet a week.
264
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,032
UPS just dropped this off.
265
00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,825
It came!
266
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,827
- What is it?
- Gotta put 'em on.
267
00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:45,975
Put what on?
268
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:48,206
Let's go.
269
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,503
Hmm. What do you think?
270
00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,296
Everything?
271
00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:58,240
Welding, plumbing,
carpentry, household repairs.
272
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,478
I mean, it could
have multiple meanings.
273
00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:02,107
What?
274
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,787
Liam, no.
275
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,976
Hello, Debbie Does Everything?
276
00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:10,395
Um, I've got a rusty pipe.
277
00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:12,204
You think you could shine it up for me?
278
00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:13,731
Look at my truck.
279
00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:15,900
That doesn't tell you
that I'm a handyman?
280
00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:19,591
Debbie Does Everything?
My sewer line is clogged.
281
00:14:19,616 --> 00:14:23,036
Can you please come over
and plunge it for me?
282
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,039
Huh.
283
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:35,521
You see that house with
the "For Sale" sign?
284
00:14:36,454 --> 00:14:38,840
The Sons of Columbus
burned a cross in the yard
285
00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:41,426
the first night the Jacksons moved in.
286
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,219
But the Jacksons were tough.
287
00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:46,514
Used to be sharecroppers in Alabama.
288
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,192
A racist bonfire didn't scare them.
289
00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:57,249
Mr. Jackson died of
the 'VID last spring.
290
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,770
He was a janitor over at Mercy.
291
00:15:06,228 --> 00:15:08,228
Getting a little dry here, laddie.
292
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,711
My memory elixir!
293
00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:16,937
Hey...
294
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,423
thanks for caring for what
I have to say, by the way.
295
00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:24,177
Well, you're the only person
who responded to my flyer.
296
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:32,602
"Units start as low as $170,000."
297
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:37,007
Time was, you could've
bought a whole block down here
298
00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,966
for that much money.
299
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,402
Everything's changing.
300
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:46,458
The Prius crowd is moving in,
301
00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:49,744
taking advantage of the
folks who lost their jobs
302
00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:51,120
in the Corona hoax.
303
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,536
- Oh, hey, girl!
- Hey!
304
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,305
Let's go over by the park.
305
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,587
I'll show you
306
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:03,028
where the best crack house
in Chicago used to be,
307
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,551
see if any of the old
gang's still around.
308
00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,182
Okay, Franny.
309
00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,303
Remember, no hugging anybody.
310
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,043
They say
anything about going back
311
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,236
to alternating days, yet?
312
00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:24,404
Jesus, I hope not.
313
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:27,198
Boss won't let me bring
Tommy to work anymore.
314
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,688
- Who's the new guy?
- Uh, Barry.
315
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:31,360
What'd he do?
316
00:16:31,536 --> 00:16:33,485
Rapist, I think.
317
00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:35,039
Yeah, he just got out.
318
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,141
His son's kinda cute, though.
319
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,583
He's the spiky-haired one
320
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,194
right there in the
Slayer shirt, you see him?
321
00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:41,003
Hey, Slash! Anyone gives you shit,
322
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:42,880
I just want you to
punch 'em in the throat
323
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,240
like I showed you.
324
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,701
Barry, you're over the line, man.
325
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:49,804
The fuck'd you say?
326
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:52,056
That line... It's exactly 500 feet
327
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,474
from the school's entrance.
328
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:55,309
If you cross it, the
cops could bust you.
329
00:16:55,351 --> 00:16:57,193
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
330
00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:58,974
- Appreciate it.
- Yeah.
331
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,958
Debbie, misdemeanor... Statutory rape.
332
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:04,110
But she was only ten
months younger than me.
333
00:17:04,152 --> 00:17:07,196
Barry, statutory two, with felony.
334
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,364
But hey, she looked 20.
335
00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:12,577
I love you, Franny.
336
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:14,896
Remember, no hugging the other kids.
337
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:35,996
IOUs?
338
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,429
What the fuck is this?
339
00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:42,106
I go to get our money for the utilities
340
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,776
out of our wedding cash,
and all I find is IOUs.
341
00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:47,379
You spent all our
money from the wedding?
342
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:49,238
Relax, you know I'm good for it.
343
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,908
That's not the point.
It's not your money.
344
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,308
It's our money.
345
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,829
Okay, so I spent some of our money.
346
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,222
On what?
347
00:17:58,418 --> 00:18:00,151
I don't know. Stuff.
348
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:03,675
It's-it's not your money to spend.
349
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,005
We decided we were saving
it to get our own place.
350
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:08,841
No, no. You decided we were
saving it to get our own place.
351
00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:10,152
I said we should use the wedding money
352
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,403
for us to have some fuckin' fun.
353
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:12,637
Yeah, one of us has certainly
354
00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:13,822
been having some fuckin' fun.
355
00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:16,349
Oh, quit being a
bitch. I'll pay it back.
356
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,793
Oh.
357
00:18:22,193 --> 00:18:25,024
We're supposed to be making
these decisions together.
358
00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:29,820
Okay, so can I use some
of our money to buy a beer?
359
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,365
- One beer.
- Sure. One beer.
360
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:35,115
- Yes.
- Great. So what about lube?
361
00:18:35,284 --> 00:18:37,453
Can I use our money to buy lube?
362
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:39,705
You're the one who likes that
expensive strawberry shit.
363
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:41,290
I'm good with spit.
364
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,853
What about your meds? Ain't cheap.
365
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,087
That comin' out of
your money or our money
366
00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:48,440
- or is that coming out of...
- There isn't any your money
367
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:50,716
or my money, there's only our money.
368
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,843
That's what happens
when you get married.
369
00:18:52,885 --> 00:18:54,011
Sure.
370
00:18:58,975 --> 00:19:00,977
I gotta get to work.
371
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:19,829
Okay, I'm off.
372
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,998
You have a good day
with Daddy, all right?
373
00:19:22,676 --> 00:19:25,084
I thought you were gonna fix the
wheel on that jogger yesterday.
374
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,128
Yeah, no. I got caught up with this.
375
00:19:27,169 --> 00:19:29,005
Okay, well, do it, and
take Fred for a run.
376
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:31,757
Fresh air's supposed to
help babies sleep at night.
377
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:34,143
And then I need you to
go by the paint store
378
00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:35,595
and pick up four gallons of this:
379
00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:38,139
- Seafoam Morning Mist.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,682
And then can you swing by Voodoo Java
381
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,767
and get me a skinny grande
latte with extra foam
382
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:42,910
and drop it by the salon?
383
00:19:43,444 --> 00:19:46,076
I've got ten clients today,
and I am not gonna make it
384
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,319
without my midday caffeine.
385
00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:53,404
So how much did we pay for this?
386
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:55,139
It's a '47 Chief.
387
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,264
Mm-hmm.
388
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,366
3 grand.
389
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:01,787
Just 'cause things are tight,
390
00:20:01,829 --> 00:20:03,599
you know, the salon was
closed for a long time,
391
00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:06,217
your hours being cut
back at the shop, so...
392
00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:09,030
Voodoo Java?
393
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,655
I know, but it's so good.
394
00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:14,550
Well, you know, this'll
be worth, I mean,
395
00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:17,511
around 12 when I'm
done, maybe even more.
396
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:18,988
Mm.
397
00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,531
- All right.
- Yeah.
398
00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:21,932
- Bye.
- Muah.
399
00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:23,351
Don't forget to wear your mask.
400
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:25,353
I don't wanna get that shit again.
401
00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:26,504
Ha.
402
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,895
I made a big mistake, son.
403
00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:32,318
See, I rented this house
404
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,503
without asking your mommy first,
405
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:36,213
and now I'm basically her bitch.
406
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,913
Gallagher, you ready for
this afternoon, cadet?
407
00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:46,295
- Sir.
- Department's counting on you.
408
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:47,833
I won't let you down.
409
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,460
Don't let that oath mess ya up.
410
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:51,128
- Sir?
- Yeah, you know,
411
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,506
the truth, the whole truth,
nothin' but the truth...
412
00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:55,091
It's all bullshit.
413
00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:57,110
You just tell the judge what
they need to hear to convict.
414
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:58,594
The bastard's guilty as hell.
415
00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:00,037
Roger that.
416
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,307
I'm, uh, I'm aware
your academy application
417
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,615
included several irregularities.
418
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,543
Irregularities, sir?
419
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:10,364
Your age, your IQ score.
420
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:13,526
But with the loss of so
many officers to the 'rona,
421
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:15,670
the bosses are willing
to put you on the street,
422
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:17,255
as long as you do the right thing today.
423
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:18,989
- I will, sir.
- It's not a tough call
424
00:21:19,031 --> 00:21:20,199
to give you a badge.
425
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:22,618
You're number one in
your class in firearms,
426
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,286
choke holds, baton beatings.
427
00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,205
Well, what about my classroom work, sir?
428
00:21:26,247 --> 00:21:28,374
You know, state laws, criminal statutes?
429
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:29,458
I'm kind of a slow reader.
430
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,584
Dead last.
431
00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:32,187
But, hey, you don't
have to be an Einstein
432
00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:33,408
to wear the blue.
433
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:35,464
Bustin' heads is a man's job,
434
00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:37,508
and you are a natural born ass kicker.
435
00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:40,052
So you go in that courtroom
this afternoon and kick ass.
436
00:21:40,094 --> 00:21:41,887
- Huh?
- Yes, sir.
437
00:21:43,464 --> 00:21:46,884
I like making bad decisions
438
00:21:46,934 --> 00:21:49,437
That's right, Jamie.
Keep those ropes movin'.
439
00:21:49,478 --> 00:21:52,148
Your rhomboids are loving it.
440
00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:53,800
Back straight.
441
00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:55,109
Engage those abs.
442
00:21:55,151 --> 00:21:56,485
That's it, Celeste.
443
00:21:56,527 --> 00:21:58,028
That's two more laps.
444
00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:59,530
You got this.
445
00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:01,532
All right, listen up, kombucha drinkers.
446
00:22:01,944 --> 00:22:03,868
The Alibi has special prices
447
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,835
for all your cannabis needs.
448
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:07,037
Sore muscles?
449
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:08,765
Anxiety 'cause you're
not getting enough likes
450
00:22:08,789 --> 00:22:11,249
for your most recent
adorable puppy post?
451
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,461
The Alibi's got
two-for-one deals
452
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:15,379
on all spliffs for anyone wearing
453
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,630
a Kev Fit t-shirt,
454
00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:18,358
which are for sale right
over there on that tire.
455
00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,551
What the hell are you doing, Dash?
456
00:22:20,593 --> 00:22:22,011
Get your over-educated ass up
457
00:22:22,052 --> 00:22:24,597
and give me another 50 mailbox presses.
458
00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:29,435
- Jesus, man. Are you all right?
- It's my crypto.
459
00:22:29,477 --> 00:22:32,188
- Your what?
- My Bitcoin.
460
00:22:32,229 --> 00:22:33,814
It's down 30, and I was using it
461
00:22:33,856 --> 00:22:35,816
to leverage my Tether and my Ethereum.
462
00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:38,736
I have no idea what you just said.
463
00:22:39,268 --> 00:22:42,031
Oil futures gutted
my portfolio last spring.
464
00:22:42,072 --> 00:22:44,658
So if there's another
two-point drop on my cryptos,
465
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,869
I'll have to cover a margin call.
466
00:22:46,911 --> 00:22:47,995
So that's bad.
467
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,080
It's fucking Death
Star Order of the Sith
468
00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:52,875
Korriban invasion
exploding planet bad, man!
469
00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:55,628
I'll-I'll have to call my-my dad.
470
00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:57,440
- I got you. Come on.
- Okay.
471
00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:25,491
Blue Dream. Yellow Sunflower.
472
00:23:25,768 --> 00:23:28,369
Purple Haze. Our
five-year-old daughter Gemma
473
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:29,912
rolled those herself.
474
00:23:29,954 --> 00:23:32,248
Pink Peppermint.
475
00:23:32,289 --> 00:23:33,624
Mama's Mocha.
476
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:36,168
Gorilla... although, I
don't recommend Gorilla
477
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,419
for a beginner like you.
478
00:23:37,477 --> 00:23:38,395
Oh, I'm not a beginner.
479
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,606
I smoked a lot of weed in college.
480
00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,549
College weed, not the same thing.
481
00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:43,088
Where'd you go to college?
482
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,928
- Kenyon.
- Where the fuck is Kenyon?
483
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,430
Ohio.
484
00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:50,933
Yeah, you're a rookie.
485
00:23:50,975 --> 00:23:53,018
Stick with the gummies
and the baked goods.
486
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:56,379
V baked these brownies
herself this morning.
487
00:23:56,404 --> 00:23:57,731
Ooh, I love brownies.
488
00:23:57,773 --> 00:23:59,000
You've had these kind of brownies?
489
00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:00,401
No, but they look delicious.
490
00:24:00,442 --> 00:24:02,027
They have a kick. You gotta make sure
491
00:24:02,069 --> 00:24:04,572
you have someplace safe
to sit after you eat one.
492
00:24:04,613 --> 00:24:05,656
One brownie?
493
00:24:05,698 --> 00:24:08,325
Jesus, potheads are a bunch of pussies.
494
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,298
I knocked back 15 tequila shots
495
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,247
at my nephew's weird socially
distant wedding last week,
496
00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:16,070
- and was fine driving home.
- Fifteen?
497
00:24:16,095 --> 00:24:17,644
You check the grill of
your car the next morning
498
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:20,045
to make sure there wasn't
blood and hanks of hair?
499
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:22,114
What's a socially
distanced wedding like?
500
00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:23,224
Stupid.
501
00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:24,692
It was one person per pew,
502
00:24:24,717 --> 00:24:26,510
and the bride and
groom kissed each other
503
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,511
with their masks on.
504
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,697
Like they're not just gonna go back
505
00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:31,192
to the Honeymoon Hotel and bang boots.
506
00:24:31,217 --> 00:24:34,685
Okay, weed is for old
hippies and cancer patients.
507
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:36,003
Real men drink.
508
00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:39,857
Taylor Swift over there needs
a shot of JB, not gummies.
509
00:24:39,899 --> 00:24:43,360
I-I tried weed when Grammy
had some for her glaucoma.
510
00:24:43,402 --> 00:24:44,570
Made me sleepy.
511
00:24:44,612 --> 00:24:47,072
Aw, this isn't your
grammy's weed, Kermit.
512
00:24:47,114 --> 00:24:48,574
Glaucoma weed is a Prius.
513
00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:50,826
This is a Ferrari at Daytona weed.
514
00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:53,721
We're closed.
515
00:24:55,218 --> 00:24:57,625
City of Chicago says all bars are closed
516
00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,421
until further notice.
517
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:04,580
Go, go, go, go, go! Hide in the back.
518
00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:07,375
- This is what we practiced.
- We are absolutely complying
519
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,653
with the mayor's very smart decision
520
00:25:09,678 --> 00:25:13,057
to close all bars and taverns.
521
00:25:17,895 --> 00:25:20,648
Distractions all around
522
00:25:20,689 --> 00:25:22,232
- What's up?
- Oh, my...
523
00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:24,234
- The fuck, Kev?
- Come on.
524
00:25:24,276 --> 00:25:25,986
Hail 'rona survivors.
525
00:25:26,028 --> 00:25:27,696
What-where is everyone?
526
00:25:27,721 --> 00:25:29,181
Fuck, Frank?
527
00:25:29,239 --> 00:25:30,717
You were supposed to
use the secret knock
528
00:25:30,741 --> 00:25:31,909
on the door in the gym.
529
00:25:31,951 --> 00:25:32,868
What? No, no.
530
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:35,287
I heard somewhere bars are open again.
531
00:25:35,329 --> 00:25:39,124
Three weeks ago, maybe. Mayor
shut us all down again on Tuesday.
532
00:25:39,262 --> 00:25:41,710
Well, who the hell can keep track?
533
00:25:41,863 --> 00:25:44,385
And excuse me, but fuck the mayor.
534
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,966
He has no authority
to tread upon my rights
535
00:25:47,007 --> 00:25:48,588
as a free American male
536
00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:51,791
to drink my favorite brew
in the tavern of my choice.
537
00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:55,409
The mayor is a she, and she has
every right to do it, and has.
538
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:57,518
Come on out, everyone. It's just Frank.
539
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:00,533
There they are. Do you want to...
540
00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:01,998
False alarm, everybody.
541
00:26:02,022 --> 00:26:03,273
Uh, this is-this is Brad.
542
00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:05,693
He's making a major film about me.
543
00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:06,902
Actually, my name is Alan.
544
00:26:06,944 --> 00:26:09,744
I'm a graduate student at Lake Forest.
545
00:26:10,556 --> 00:26:13,064
Holy shit.
546
00:26:14,535 --> 00:26:16,537
What the hell is that?
547
00:26:16,578 --> 00:26:20,124
Have I finally arrived at
Mecca after a long pilgrimage?
548
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:22,001
Hands off, Frank. We're
not offering credit
549
00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:23,168
on cannabis products.
550
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:24,336
Payment up front only.
551
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:27,506
Lake Forest? The hell are you
doing all the way down here?
552
00:26:27,548 --> 00:26:29,049
My doctoral dissertation
553
00:26:29,091 --> 00:26:30,801
is on neighborhoods in transition
554
00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:32,261
due to the economic displacement
555
00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:33,387
caused by the pandemic.
556
00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:34,990
Well, you've
come to the right place.
557
00:26:35,014 --> 00:26:37,307
Lots of economic
displacement and transition
558
00:26:37,349 --> 00:26:38,552
going on around here.
559
00:26:38,826 --> 00:26:41,203
Gentrification, my friends.
560
00:26:41,228 --> 00:26:43,480
The ten percenters
gobbling up what's left
561
00:26:43,522 --> 00:26:46,818
of the working man's dreams
when he's down and out.
562
00:26:47,294 --> 00:26:51,155
Felled by a tiny, lifeless microbe.
563
00:26:51,196 --> 00:26:53,271
We're the last of the Mohicans.
564
00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:56,577
Chicago aboriginals
struggling to preserve
565
00:26:56,618 --> 00:26:57,745
a vanishing culture.
566
00:26:57,786 --> 00:27:01,206
Actually, there were
aboriginal cultures here before us.
567
00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:03,000
The Miami and the Kickapoo tribes.
568
00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,168
Also Gallaghers.
569
00:27:04,209 --> 00:27:05,872
Kev, could we?
570
00:27:06,771 --> 00:27:10,441
Oh, shit, I... pay the man.
571
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:13,052
- Do you take Venmo?
- Hell no.
572
00:27:13,093 --> 00:27:15,929
Holy shit.
573
00:27:18,373 --> 00:27:20,392
- Gorilla?
- Yep.
574
00:27:20,434 --> 00:27:22,519
Ohio.
575
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:26,815
Hey, Mrs. Lionetti, I'm almost done.
576
00:27:26,857 --> 00:27:28,295
Leave. Now.
577
00:27:28,776 --> 00:27:30,402
Huh? I'm almost finished.
578
00:27:30,444 --> 00:27:32,613
- Seven?
- Seven what?
579
00:27:32,654 --> 00:27:35,532
- She was seven years old?
- Who was seven years old?
580
00:27:35,574 --> 00:27:37,285
If my Tony were still alive,
581
00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:39,161
he'd take you down to
the lake, shoot you,
582
00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:40,370
and push you in for the fish.
583
00:27:40,412 --> 00:27:41,580
What are you talking about?
584
00:27:41,622 --> 00:27:44,957
I got a notification.
I checked the website.
585
00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:47,669
- What website?
- The sex offender website.
586
00:27:48,052 --> 00:27:49,970
And your picture is on it.
587
00:27:50,176 --> 00:27:52,136
This is you, right?
588
00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,968
Hey, Hassan, coffee still fresh?
589
00:28:35,993 --> 00:28:37,286
Four hours old.
590
00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:38,479
That's good enough.
591
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,891
Gimme one sec.
592
00:28:51,358 --> 00:28:53,336
- That still a buck?
- Yep.
593
00:28:55,946 --> 00:28:57,239
Here you go.
594
00:28:57,264 --> 00:28:58,807
Thank you.
595
00:29:06,331 --> 00:29:09,543
$5.49? Jesus.
596
00:29:23,432 --> 00:29:27,060
He spent all our wedding
money on God knows what.
597
00:29:27,102 --> 00:29:29,062
Isn't marriage supposed
to be about communication?
598
00:29:29,276 --> 00:29:31,774
Compromise? Agreed upon
mutual fuckin' goals?
599
00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:33,459
How's that supposed to happen
when one person in the marriage
600
00:29:33,483 --> 00:29:35,493
just goes off and does
whatever the hell he wants
601
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:37,529
without telling the other
person what he's doing?
602
00:29:37,705 --> 00:29:40,741
Sounds just like me and my first
husband, Juan. No communication.
603
00:29:40,782 --> 00:29:42,218
He sits around the house all day
604
00:29:42,242 --> 00:29:44,828
like we're not in the worst
economy since the Depression.
605
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,455
Says we're still on our honeymoon.
606
00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:49,499
- How long you been married?
- Six months.
607
00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,084
What's he expect us to live on?
608
00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:52,669
The bills are piling up.
609
00:29:52,711 --> 00:29:54,087
Marriage is hard.
610
00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:56,482
You should've worked that shit
out before you tied the knot.
611
00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:59,915
Once you're married,
it's already too late.
612
00:30:39,675 --> 00:30:41,510
Thanks, Teri.
613
00:30:46,431 --> 00:30:48,809
- Hey.
- Hi.
614
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:51,061
Look at you. You fixed the jogger.
615
00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:52,938
Yeah.
616
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,391
Hello, baby of mine. Hi.
617
00:30:57,289 --> 00:31:00,112
Wow. You're sweating.
618
00:31:00,153 --> 00:31:02,531
I did five miles.
619
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:05,711
Thank God. You're my savior.
620
00:31:06,703 --> 00:31:09,288
And, uh, two packets raw sugar, right?
621
00:31:09,329 --> 00:31:11,999
- Yes. Thanks.
- Here you go.
622
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,793
Did you go by the paint store yet?
623
00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:16,628
I'm heading there next.
624
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:19,906
Oh. Where's my foam?
625
00:31:20,929 --> 00:31:23,510
Oh, uh, you know, it must've gotten
626
00:31:23,552 --> 00:31:26,138
all mixed in, you know,
when I was running.
627
00:31:26,179 --> 00:31:27,973
Oh.
628
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,695
Oh, God.
629
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:37,722
Delicious.
630
00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:39,382
Thank you.
631
00:31:39,961 --> 00:31:40,837
Both: Muah.
632
00:31:41,074 --> 00:31:42,700
Oh.
633
00:31:49,881 --> 00:31:53,623
Seven! It says Julia was
seven years old, not 17.
634
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,333
It's not fuckin' funny.
635
00:31:56,358 --> 00:31:58,670
Everybody's gonna think
I'm a child molester.
636
00:31:59,022 --> 00:32:00,888
Well, you sort of are.
637
00:32:00,913 --> 00:32:03,759
It's got my address, my social
security number, my email.
638
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,926
God damn it.
639
00:32:05,055 --> 00:32:06,237
I'm lucky if the neighborhood moms
640
00:32:06,261 --> 00:32:08,444
don't show up out front
tonight with torches
641
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:10,824
to hang me from the
playground swing set.
642
00:32:10,849 --> 00:32:13,393
Okay, it's probably
not that big of a deal.
643
00:32:13,435 --> 00:32:14,936
Look at all these other guys.
644
00:32:14,978 --> 00:32:17,314
- What?
- All these little dots
645
00:32:17,356 --> 00:32:19,358
on the map are sex
offenders in the area.
646
00:32:19,399 --> 00:32:20,942
Jesus.
647
00:32:20,984 --> 00:32:22,152
There must be 100 of them.
648
00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:24,363
What the fuck is wrong with people?
649
00:32:25,198 --> 00:32:27,382
Hey, that's Mr. Mosier down the block.
650
00:32:27,674 --> 00:32:29,659
I knew it. He was always
way too into Halloween.
651
00:32:29,701 --> 00:32:31,416
Nice picture, though.
652
00:32:33,163 --> 00:32:35,123
You're sexy.
653
00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:38,063
I mean, look at that cleavage.
654
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:42,047
- Yeah, I do look pretty hot.
- Mm-hmm.
655
00:32:42,089 --> 00:32:43,590
Oh, shit.
656
00:32:43,615 --> 00:32:45,700
Who the hell is gonna hire me now?
657
00:32:49,049 --> 00:32:51,264
I told Lieutenant
Rucker I was undercover,
658
00:32:51,611 --> 00:32:53,141
but he said I wasn't undercover.
659
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,658
But I was. Which is why I'm here today.
660
00:32:57,955 --> 00:33:00,899
What were you asked to do
in that house, Mr. Gallagher?
661
00:33:00,924 --> 00:33:03,318
Empty my bowels, ma'am.
662
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,322
- So, defecate?
- I did not defecate.
663
00:33:07,347 --> 00:33:08,831
I took a shit.
664
00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,660
Can you point to the man
665
00:33:11,701 --> 00:33:13,578
who told you to take that shit?
666
00:33:13,822 --> 00:33:15,448
That's him, ma'am.
667
00:33:15,789 --> 00:33:16,998
Please let the record show
668
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,919
Mr. Gallagher identified
the defendant, Otis Grange.
669
00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:25,931
- _
- Mr. Winston.
670
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,954
So, Mr. Gallagher,
671
00:33:31,602 --> 00:33:33,115
you're a police cadet, are you not?
672
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,474
Yes, sir.
673
00:33:34,516 --> 00:33:36,601
And you're 19 years old?
674
00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:37,994
Almost 20, sir.
675
00:33:38,019 --> 00:33:40,021
And how exactly did you get a spot
676
00:33:40,063 --> 00:33:44,550
at the Chicago Police
Academy at such a tender age?
677
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:47,821
Tender? I'm not tender, sir.
678
00:33:47,863 --> 00:33:48,947
I work out.
679
00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:51,241
- I can bench 240.
- Good for you.
680
00:33:51,283 --> 00:33:54,035
Did anyone promise you a
spot at the police academy
681
00:33:54,077 --> 00:33:56,923
in exchange for your testimony
against my client today?
682
00:33:56,948 --> 00:33:59,124
Sir, if you were to work garbage duty
683
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,876
in Chicago for six months,
684
00:34:00,901 --> 00:34:02,653
you'd deserve a spot, too.
685
00:34:02,678 --> 00:34:03,846
Is that a no?
686
00:34:04,018 --> 00:34:06,518
Garbage in Chicago is dirty, sir.
687
00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:08,341
Very dirty.
688
00:34:08,383 --> 00:34:10,260
So no quid pro quo.
689
00:34:10,302 --> 00:34:11,344
Squid pro what?
690
00:34:11,386 --> 00:34:14,459
Were you told that you could
enter the police academy
691
00:34:14,484 --> 00:34:17,392
two years early in
exchange for your testimony?
692
00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:20,061
And let me remind you
that you have taken an oath
693
00:34:20,103 --> 00:34:21,980
in this court to tell the truth,
694
00:34:22,022 --> 00:34:24,608
and only the truth, so help you God.
695
00:34:24,649 --> 00:34:25,942
No, sir.
696
00:34:25,984 --> 00:34:27,611
I got into the academy because they know
697
00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:30,197
I'm gonna be a great police officer.
698
00:34:30,238 --> 00:34:32,919
You understand, Mr. Gallagher,
699
00:34:33,493 --> 00:34:35,826
that lying under oath is perjury,
700
00:34:36,036 --> 00:34:38,663
punishable by up to five
years in state prison.
701
00:34:38,705 --> 00:34:40,540
Are you calling me a liar, sir?
702
00:34:40,763 --> 00:34:43,293
Why? Because I grew up
poor on the South Side?
703
00:34:43,607 --> 00:34:46,296
Because my father is a drunk
and my mother was a junkie?
704
00:34:46,338 --> 00:34:47,756
Because I'm not as smart as you
705
00:34:47,797 --> 00:34:50,822
and you can humiliate me
using big words I don't know.
706
00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:53,153
I got into the academy because they know
707
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,845
when we roll up on a gun fight,
708
00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:56,473
I'll be the one running
towards the shooting,
709
00:34:56,515 --> 00:35:00,212
not away from it. They know
when a 911 call comes in
710
00:35:00,237 --> 00:35:02,687
and it's some bastard
scumbag pistol-whipping
711
00:35:02,729 --> 00:35:05,275
a little girl, trying to
steal her pink bicycle,
712
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:08,527
that I'll be there, ready
to take a bullet in the face.
713
00:35:15,671 --> 00:35:17,506
O... kay.
714
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:21,498
There you go. Hey, man.
715
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:23,716
- Yo, Flavio.
- Hey.
716
00:35:23,741 --> 00:35:24,739
I didn't know you worked here.
717
00:35:24,764 --> 00:35:26,020
I thought you were
still at Rowdy's Chicken.
718
00:35:26,044 --> 00:35:27,671
Yeah, yeah, Rowdy's
closed for good, man.
719
00:35:27,712 --> 00:35:30,268
I survived the first shutdown,
but not the second one.
720
00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:32,425
So, my uncle got me a job here.
721
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:33,426
He's afraid of my mom.
722
00:35:33,676 --> 00:35:35,213
We all are. She drinking again?
723
00:35:35,238 --> 00:35:36,680
Yeah. Waving that gun around.
724
00:35:36,721 --> 00:35:38,265
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
725
00:35:38,306 --> 00:35:39,224
That your kid?
726
00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:42,602
Uh, yeah, that's Fred.
Oh, he's sleeping.
727
00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:44,604
Hey, look, you got, uh,
728
00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:47,732
this Seafoam Morning Mist?
729
00:35:47,757 --> 00:35:50,145
Uh, sure, yeah. The
Monticello Collection.
730
00:35:50,170 --> 00:35:52,003
Supposed to be the colors
Thomas Jefferson created
731
00:35:52,028 --> 00:35:53,071
for Monticello.
732
00:35:53,113 --> 00:35:54,281
No kidding. Jefferson, huh?
733
00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,782
Yeah, it's probably bullshit,
734
00:35:55,824 --> 00:35:57,973
but the PBR crowd eats it up.
735
00:35:57,998 --> 00:35:59,911
- It's pricey, though.
- Yeah? How pricey?
736
00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:01,037
Uh, how many you need?
737
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:02,581
I don't know, four gallons.
738
00:36:02,622 --> 00:36:04,708
Set you back a little
over a hundie with tax.
739
00:36:04,749 --> 00:36:06,376
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
740
00:36:06,418 --> 00:36:07,551
Um...
741
00:36:08,487 --> 00:36:10,448
Hey, what about these?
742
00:36:11,006 --> 00:36:13,300
Paint the yoga mat
ladies buy and then return
743
00:36:13,341 --> 00:36:15,221
'cause they say it didn't
match the sample book.
744
00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:18,691
- Got any blues?
- Mm, probably.
745
00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:22,816
Mm, hmm...
746
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:24,594
Hey.
747
00:36:24,769 --> 00:36:27,022
Oh, wait, what about this one?
748
00:36:27,063 --> 00:36:28,773
Ah, no, they're not the same.
749
00:36:28,815 --> 00:36:31,901
Ah, it's close enough.
You got another one of these blues?
750
00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,535
Uh...
751
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:35,530
Yeah, yeah.
752
00:36:35,572 --> 00:36:37,282
All right, great.
753
00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:39,117
Now we just need two more.
754
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:40,827
That's not bad.
755
00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:43,496
Hey, what do you think about those?
756
00:36:43,538 --> 00:36:44,956
And blend together in the mixer,
757
00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:46,183
pour the mixed paint
758
00:36:46,207 --> 00:36:47,292
back into the cans.
759
00:36:47,334 --> 00:36:48,894
You write Seafoam Morning
Mist on those cans,
760
00:36:48,918 --> 00:36:50,688
there's an extra tenner
in it for you, all right?
761
00:36:50,712 --> 00:36:52,213
- Deal.
- Thank you, thank you.
762
00:36:52,255 --> 00:36:53,214
Thank you.
763
00:36:53,256 --> 00:36:56,167
Hey, we're all set, okay, bud?
764
00:36:56,446 --> 00:36:58,206
We're almost outta here, all right?
765
00:37:01,885 --> 00:37:04,142
You check to make sure
he's still breathing?
766
00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:05,955
I think he wet his pants.
767
00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:07,621
Where the hell'd you get that?
768
00:37:07,771 --> 00:37:10,357
On the floor. Joe
College didn't finish it.
769
00:37:10,744 --> 00:37:13,276
Pretty good shit. I'd
give it four puffs.
770
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:16,471
- How's the Blue Dream?
- Mm.
771
00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:19,157
"You'll float on a downy bank of clouds
772
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:21,117
on a bright summer's day."
773
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:22,494
The Pink Peppermint?
774
00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:24,120
"Hints of an herb garden,
775
00:37:24,162 --> 00:37:26,439
Alice in Wonderland,
and the Mad Hatter."
776
00:37:26,464 --> 00:37:27,808
What flavor
are the gummies, lime?
777
00:37:27,832 --> 00:37:29,602
- Mm-hmm.
- Jesus, where the fuck are we?
778
00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:31,659
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
779
00:37:31,878 --> 00:37:33,797
What about the Purple
Haze? Is it really strong?
780
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:36,174
Uh, I'm not too sure about that one.
We just got that one in.
781
00:37:36,216 --> 00:37:38,051
But our daughter Gemma... She's five...
782
00:37:38,093 --> 00:37:39,469
- She rolled those herself.
- Oh.
783
00:37:39,511 --> 00:37:41,388
Maybe I could be of some help.
784
00:37:41,429 --> 00:37:43,306
Why don't you order one of each,
785
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,183
and I can sample them for you
786
00:37:45,327 --> 00:37:48,978
and then rate them on my
world-renowned Gallagher Puff Scale?
787
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:52,774
- Puff Scale?
- One puff being a glass of ros�
788
00:37:52,816 --> 00:37:54,526
on a warm, summery day.
789
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:57,237
Five puffs being you
wake up naked in an alley
790
00:37:57,278 --> 00:37:58,339
with something stuck in your ass,
791
00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:00,115
no idea where the fuck you are.
792
00:38:00,156 --> 00:38:01,825
Leave the customers alone, Frank.
793
00:38:01,866 --> 00:38:04,536
Two Pink Peppermints
and ten gummies, please.
794
00:38:04,577 --> 00:38:06,119
Christ. Do we really need
795
00:38:06,144 --> 00:38:08,623
another legal intoxicating substance?
796
00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:12,136
- That shit's a gateway drug.
- Weed?
797
00:38:12,502 --> 00:38:16,264
We're 20 years into the
next century, Nancy Reagan.
798
00:38:16,289 --> 00:38:19,342
It's really a question
of personal freedom.
799
00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,261
Why is it any of your damn business
800
00:38:21,302 --> 00:38:24,062
if I choose to smoke
a fat one after dinner?
801
00:38:24,477 --> 00:38:28,268
Or shoot up in the privacy
of my local Denny's bathroom?
802
00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,354
It's my life. My body, my choice.
803
00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,748
Your problem, Tommy, is you think
804
00:38:32,772 --> 00:38:34,149
knocking back boilermakers
805
00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,900
while your ass is stuck on that stool
806
00:38:35,942 --> 00:38:37,360
is something that all red-blooded
807
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,571
white American males are supposed to do,
808
00:38:39,612 --> 00:38:43,241
while smoking weed
is a Black folk thing.
809
00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:45,201
The only reason why
marijuana's been illegal
810
00:38:45,243 --> 00:38:46,595
for the last hundred years is because
811
00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:49,057
poor Black people in the
ghetto were smoking it.
812
00:38:49,082 --> 00:38:51,875
Marijuana prosecution
was criminalized racism.
813
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,128
Now that white people
decided they like smoking it,
814
00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:56,700
it has to be made legal.
815
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,798
Can't make lily white kids go to prison
816
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,467
for having a couple of blunts.
817
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,803
That's it. That's how we stop it.
818
00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:05,934
We've been getting gentrified
819
00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:09,350
because it's gotten too safe down here.
820
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,603
The murder rate was at an all-time low
821
00:39:11,644 --> 00:39:13,519
before the 'VID, right?
822
00:39:14,675 --> 00:39:17,533
Rich people weren't
afraid to move down here.
823
00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:21,362
But now that we've had a few good riots,
824
00:39:21,404 --> 00:39:23,323
burned a few bougie stores,
825
00:39:23,364 --> 00:39:26,447
I'll bet you the gentrifiers
are gettin' nervous.
826
00:39:26,472 --> 00:39:31,388
All we gotta do is make
the Yards dangerous again.
827
00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:34,167
Make sure the murder rate is rising.
828
00:39:34,209 --> 00:39:35,376
Spill some blood.
829
00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:37,253
What? We have to shoot people?
830
00:39:37,295 --> 00:39:39,422
No, no, not just any people.
831
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,507
The right people.
832
00:39:40,725 --> 00:39:44,385
Shoot a couple of
Millennials, like Alan here.
833
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,847
Oh, ho, the gentrifiers
would be on the first Uber
834
00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:49,390
back to Bucktown.
835
00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,684
It's a little extreme, don't you think?
836
00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:54,419
Well, you don't have to kill him.
837
00:39:54,444 --> 00:39:57,065
Just wound them. Get on the news.
838
00:39:57,106 --> 00:39:59,725
Make the South Side dangerous again.
839
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,435
That's the Chicago I loved.
840
00:40:01,694 --> 00:40:02,862
A lot of bleeding.
841
00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:05,073
Well, I should probably get going.
842
00:40:05,114 --> 00:40:08,753
Oh, hey! It was so great meeting you.
843
00:40:08,778 --> 00:40:11,184
- Take care!
- Not that door. Back door.
844
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:13,832
Don't be a stranger.
845
00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:20,169
He sure acts like he's
having a pretty great time.
846
00:40:20,839 --> 00:40:22,924
Hey, you know, we should try it.
847
00:40:22,966 --> 00:40:25,218
No thanks. I'm not a loser.
848
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:27,303
It's great for the immune system.
849
00:40:27,345 --> 00:40:30,538
Also the libido. I've
had epic sex on weed.
850
00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:33,591
If you don't wanna smoke
it, why not try a brownie?
851
00:40:34,021 --> 00:40:36,271
They're all-natural and delicious, too.
852
00:40:36,319 --> 00:40:37,918
Who doesn't love a brownie?
853
00:40:39,065 --> 00:40:40,552
Okay, one brownie.
854
00:40:41,109 --> 00:40:43,072
- Tommy?
- Nope.
855
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:49,939
Mmm, these are delicious.
856
00:40:51,202 --> 00:40:52,650
Come on. What are you, chicken?
857
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,456
Chicken? A-are we in second grade?
858
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,169
Fine. Oh, God.
859
00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:02,005
Fine, gimme the damn brownie.
860
00:41:08,428 --> 00:41:09,387
Not bad.
861
00:41:09,429 --> 00:41:13,391
Oh! Hey, if you're giving
free samples, can I...
862
00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:26,863
- Going down, sir?
- He's going down.
863
00:41:26,905 --> 00:41:28,629
Congratulations, Gallagher.
864
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,783
You're gonna get to be one
of the best of the best,
865
00:41:30,825 --> 00:41:33,453
a goddamn Chicago police officer.
866
00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:36,915
Thank you, sir.
867
00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:44,130
- Hey.
- Hey. Shh.
868
00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:46,090
- Naptime?
- Yeah.
869
00:41:46,132 --> 00:41:47,759
Now he sleeps.
870
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,677
He'll be up all night
later. He's teething.
871
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,388
Have you tried Frank's
whiskey trick with the tub?
872
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:54,682
I'm pretty sure that's
considered bad parenting now.
873
00:41:54,724 --> 00:41:58,102
I'm pretty sure that was
considered bad parenting then.
874
00:42:02,065 --> 00:42:03,219
What's up?
875
00:42:04,203 --> 00:42:07,781
Oh, the whole marriage
thing is harder than it looks.
876
00:42:08,488 --> 00:42:10,281
Do you and Tami share your money?
877
00:42:10,432 --> 00:42:12,070
We're not married.
878
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,202
You say so.
879
00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:15,745
So how do you handle your cash?
880
00:42:15,787 --> 00:42:18,289
Do you put it all together,
or just some of it, or what?
881
00:42:18,331 --> 00:42:19,791
Here, hold this wrench, will you?
882
00:42:19,832 --> 00:42:21,209
Yeah.
883
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,836
The money? Uh...
884
00:42:24,018 --> 00:42:26,356
Uh, I guess Tami kinda runs things.
885
00:42:27,279 --> 00:42:29,759
So you just give her all
your money and that's it?
886
00:42:29,801 --> 00:42:32,762
We don't really have enough
money to worry about it.
887
00:42:32,804 --> 00:42:34,427
But, uh, truth is,
888
00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,497
I don't really care much about money.
889
00:42:37,183 --> 00:42:38,693
And she cares a lot.
890
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,246
Me and you, we never had
much of anything growing up,
891
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,022
and we always managed to get by, right?
892
00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,825
- Barely.
- Lemme see.
893
00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:48,653
Tami, she always had enough.
894
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:52,011
Ever since this pandemic,
she's worried we won't.
895
00:42:52,615 --> 00:42:54,575
It's weird how people with money
896
00:42:54,617 --> 00:42:55,986
are always afraid of losing it
897
00:42:56,011 --> 00:42:58,830
and all poor people can
think about is spending it.
898
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:03,459
But do you decide what you're
gonna spend money on together?
899
00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:05,378
Well, there's really not much to decide.
900
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:09,507
We're, uh, pretty much broke
at the end of the month.
901
00:43:09,549 --> 00:43:10,876
Why?
902
00:43:11,551 --> 00:43:13,636
You and Mick having some money troubles?
903
00:43:13,661 --> 00:43:16,622
Yeah, I make it, and he doesn't.
904
00:43:18,001 --> 00:43:19,702
What, you didn't wanna
talk about any of that stuff
905
00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:20,768
before you got married?
906
00:43:20,810 --> 00:43:23,360
I figured we just agreed on
how things were gonna work.
907
00:43:24,118 --> 00:43:25,815
Guess not, huh?
908
00:43:25,857 --> 00:43:27,900
Yeah. It's my mistake, I guess.
909
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:30,221
Well, gotta talk about it.
910
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:35,104
Right? You compromise,
all that couple shit.
911
00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:39,495
Look, you, uh, love each other,
912
00:43:40,926 --> 00:43:42,427
Right?
913
00:43:42,557 --> 00:43:45,501
- Yes.
- Okay, so,
914
00:43:45,737 --> 00:43:47,837
gotta get on the same page
about how this marriage thing
915
00:43:47,862 --> 00:43:49,206
is supposed to work.
916
00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:52,818
You sure I can't just get him to do
917
00:43:52,842 --> 00:43:54,370
everything the way I want?
918
00:43:54,886 --> 00:43:56,995
Pretty sure, yeah.
919
00:44:00,558 --> 00:44:02,036
Look, we didn't have
parents who could show us
920
00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:05,021
what a relationship was
supposed to look like.
921
00:44:05,046 --> 00:44:07,003
We gotta figure out that shit as we go.
922
00:44:10,418 --> 00:44:12,754
The hell was that... Dr. Phil?
923
00:44:12,779 --> 00:44:14,447
Good Housekeeping.
924
00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:16,425
It's on the rack at
the well-child checkup.
925
00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:20,387
Can you at least take the mugshot
926
00:44:20,411 --> 00:44:21,662
with my cleavage off the site
927
00:44:21,704 --> 00:44:23,461
and get Julia's age right?
928
00:44:24,373 --> 00:44:26,578
Yes, she was 17, not seven.
929
00:44:27,201 --> 00:44:29,351
Well, then check the damn court records!
930
00:44:30,445 --> 00:44:34,265
I'm on probation... would I be
on probation if she'd been seven?
931
00:44:35,371 --> 00:44:36,331
Really?
932
00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:39,305
You can get probation if
you diddled a seven-year-old?
933
00:44:39,347 --> 00:44:40,448
That's really fucked up.
934
00:44:41,808 --> 00:44:44,378
Yes, please. Thank you so much.
935
00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:48,940
Okay, she said she's
gonna correct Julia's age,
936
00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,245
but they won't do
anything about the mugshot.
937
00:44:51,702 --> 00:44:53,932
Well, I'm getting a lot of hits.
938
00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:55,583
On what?
939
00:44:55,608 --> 00:44:57,240
Your new Instagram account.
940
00:44:57,506 --> 00:44:59,242
What new account?
941
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:01,842
@DebbieHotLesbianConvict.
942
00:45:02,178 --> 00:45:04,664
I put it up with your cleavage mugshot.
943
00:45:04,705 --> 00:45:07,250
"Wrongly convicted lesbian welder."
944
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,001
Would it have happened
if she wasn't queer?
945
00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:11,504
Would anyone have cared
if she wasn't a lesbian?
946
00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:13,756
It's blowing up.
947
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,550
Everybody wants to hire you.
948
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,051
Jesus, really?
949
00:45:17,194 --> 00:45:19,542
Well, lots of lesbians, anyway.
950
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:23,464
And some seriously
creepy old white dudes.
951
00:45:26,936 --> 00:45:28,104
Hm.
952
00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:30,815
HotLesbianConvict.
953
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,615
You two okay?
954
00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:44,925
Did you eat all the brownies?
955
00:45:45,147 --> 00:45:47,915
I had three, and Tommy had four.
956
00:45:47,957 --> 00:45:49,709
- Four?
- We were hungry.
957
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:54,088
- Kev! These fools ate all the brownies.
- And the gummies.
958
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:56,714
Jesus!
959
00:45:57,508 --> 00:45:58,801
Are they okay?
960
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:00,428
I'm fine.
961
00:46:00,469 --> 00:46:02,346
I just gotta hit the head.
962
00:46:02,371 --> 00:46:04,832
Yeah, yeah me too.
963
00:46:11,689 --> 00:46:13,955
Do you have a gas can around here, Kev?
964
00:46:14,374 --> 00:46:15,626
What are you going on about?
965
00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:18,126
Making the South Side
even more dangerous.
966
00:46:18,151 --> 00:46:21,324
I'm thinking we set a cop car on fire.
967
00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:26,370
The cops have to show up
with riot gear, tear gas.
968
00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:48,935
I always loved this song.
969
00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:51,687
Yeah. Me too.
970
00:46:59,487 --> 00:47:01,239
? But the pain still grows ?
971
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,408
? It's no stranger to you and me ?
972
00:47:07,536 --> 00:47:09,080
? I can feel it ?
973
00:47:09,121 --> 00:47:13,793
? Coming in the air tonight ?
974
00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,879
? Oh, Lord ?
975
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:20,466
? Well, I've been waiting
for this moment ?
976
00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:23,928
? For all my life ?
977
00:47:23,970 --> 00:47:27,098
? Oh, Lord ?
978
00:47:27,139 --> 00:47:31,060
? I can feel it in the air tonight ?
979
00:47:31,102 --> 00:47:34,272
? Oh, Lord ?
980
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:37,566
? Oh, Lord ?
981
00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:40,653
? Well, I've been waiting for this moment ?
982
00:47:40,695 --> 00:47:44,115
? For all my life ?
983
00:47:44,156 --> 00:47:47,493
? Oh, Lord ?
984
00:47:47,535 --> 00:47:50,871
? I can feel it coming ?
985
00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:53,082
? In the air tonight ?
986
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,751
? Oh, Lord ?
987
00:47:57,878 --> 00:48:01,048
? And I've been waiting
for this moment ?
988
00:48:01,090 --> 00:48:04,218
? For all my life ?
989
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:07,513
We need to be honest with
each other, all right?
990
00:48:07,555 --> 00:48:08,926
No more secrets.
991
00:48:09,473 --> 00:48:10,975
- No more secrets at all?
- No.
992
00:48:11,641 --> 00:48:12,918
Nothing but truth.
993
00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:16,873
We should've talked about what
we expected from each other
994
00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:18,441
before we got married, but we didn't,
995
00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:20,818
- so now we have to.
- Look, if this is about
996
00:48:20,843 --> 00:48:22,931
the wedding money, I'm
gonna pay it back, man.
997
00:48:23,279 --> 00:48:25,579
Yes, but it's also about...
998
00:48:26,367 --> 00:48:28,469
It's about what we
want the marriage to be.
999
00:48:29,705 --> 00:48:31,623
We need some rules.
1000
00:48:31,829 --> 00:48:33,080
Yeah, I'm not great with rules.
1001
00:48:33,122 --> 00:48:36,208
A mutual understanding
of how shit is gonna work.
1002
00:48:36,452 --> 00:48:37,663
What does that mean?
1003
00:48:38,377 --> 00:48:40,379
Like, how we spend money together,
1004
00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:43,264
joint purchases, monogamy.
1005
00:48:44,109 --> 00:48:45,421
The hell is that?
1006
00:48:45,885 --> 00:48:47,546
Not fucking other people.
1007
00:48:48,548 --> 00:48:50,175
Oh.
1008
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:53,434
We just talking fucking,
1009
00:48:53,476 --> 00:48:55,687
or are we talking about blow jobs, too?
1010
00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:58,764
I think blow jobs should count, yeah.
1011
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,382
Right.
1012
00:49:05,608 --> 00:49:07,866
You really never wanna
fuck anybody else?
1013
00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:10,647
I mean, I... if I'm being honest,
1014
00:49:11,202 --> 00:49:12,670
I'm not really sure either.
1015
00:49:13,913 --> 00:49:15,873
It's just kinda hard to imagine
1016
00:49:15,915 --> 00:49:17,833
that I'm never, ever gonna wanna
1017
00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:19,576
fuck anyone else, you know?
1018
00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:21,701
But I also know I...
1019
00:49:22,678 --> 00:49:24,660
definitely don't want
you to fuck anyone else.
1020
00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:27,277
Well, hold on, that just means
you wanna be able to fuck other people
1021
00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:28,760
but you don't want me to be
able to fuck other people.
1022
00:49:28,785 --> 00:49:30,034
That doesn't sound fair.
1023
00:49:32,321 --> 00:49:34,700
Okay, so we're both monogamous
1024
00:49:34,725 --> 00:49:36,036
or we both get to fuck other people.
1025
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:39,080
- Yeah. That sounds fair.
- Mm-hmm.
1026
00:49:41,816 --> 00:49:43,596
What do you wanna do?
1027
00:49:45,277 --> 00:49:46,237
What do you wanna do?
1028
00:49:46,262 --> 00:49:48,390
I asked you first.
1029
00:49:50,866 --> 00:49:52,147
I don't know.
1030
00:49:52,706 --> 00:49:54,916
Okay, uh, I'll tell you what.
1031
00:49:56,122 --> 00:49:58,124
We'll both each write down what we want,
1032
00:49:58,165 --> 00:50:01,538
then we'll turn our answers
over at the same time.
1033
00:50:02,503 --> 00:50:04,672
Great.
1034
00:50:30,639 --> 00:50:32,933
So we both turn 'em over on three.
1035
00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:36,871
One, two, three.
1036
00:50:36,912 --> 00:50:38,456
Hey
1037
00:50:38,497 --> 00:50:39,516
Hey, turn your fuckin' paper over.
1038
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:40,725
I think I spelled monogamy wrong.
1039
00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:42,060
- I spelled monogamy wrong!
- Will you let me...
1040
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,919
I spelled it wrong!
Oh, shit, he-ey-ey-ey!
1041
00:50:43,961 --> 00:50:46,441
Look who's a real cop now.
1042
00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:48,924
Yep. Badge, gun, and everything.
1043
00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:50,134
- You graduated?
- Tomorrow.
1044
00:50:50,176 --> 00:50:51,486
But they gave us the uniforms today
1045
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:52,821
so we can wear 'em to the ceremony.
1046
00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:55,389
Fuckin' fantastic.
No more parking tickets for me.
1047
00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:57,324
You don't have a car, dumbass.
1048
00:50:57,892 --> 00:50:59,310
- Hey.
- Hey.
1049
00:50:59,351 --> 00:51:00,954
- Where y'all goin'?
- Lip and Tami's.
1050
00:51:00,978 --> 00:51:03,105
Gotta finish dry-walling
the living room.
1051
00:51:03,334 --> 00:51:04,957
Hey, y'all get enough chicken?
1052
00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:07,030
Two buckets of extra crispy.
1053
00:51:08,878 --> 00:51:10,129
You two coming or what?
1054
00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:11,465
- Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
- Uh...
1055
00:51:11,489 --> 00:51:12,584
Yeah.
1056
00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:15,034
Let's do it.
1057
00:51:19,038 --> 00:51:20,331
Hey!
1058
00:51:25,628 --> 00:51:27,189
How am I
supposed to open the door
1059
00:51:27,213 --> 00:51:28,732
- when I don't have any hands?
- Yo!
1060
00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:30,025
- What's up, Lip?
- My man.
1061
00:51:30,049 --> 00:51:32,801
- Hi! We have arrived!
- Hi! What the fuck?
1062
00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:33,719
- Hi.
- Yo! Hey.
1063
00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:34,678
- We made it.
- Hi.
1064
00:51:36,972 --> 00:51:38,349
Look at you.
1065
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:39,975
- Check it out.
- Wow. Nice.
1066
00:51:40,017 --> 00:51:41,495
Hey, gimme a hammer.
I wanna break some shit.
1067
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:43,270
- You wanna help?
- I guess so.
1068
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:44,313
There you go.
1069
00:51:44,355 --> 00:51:46,398
- Yo.
- Yo.
1070
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,442
Hey, you guys talk?
1071
00:51:48,484 --> 00:51:52,112
Uh... sort of.
1072
00:51:52,154 --> 00:51:55,074
- Yeah?
- Yeah. We'll figure it out.
1073
00:52:01,504 --> 00:52:02,505
Hey.
1074
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,099
Uh, hey.
1075
00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,229
- Everything good?
- Yeah, yeah.
1076
00:52:07,253 --> 00:52:10,158
All right. Hey, I wanna
show you something.
1077
00:52:10,183 --> 00:52:11,977
Yeah?
1078
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:15,261
What do you think?
1079
00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:16,887
Uh, it's beautiful.
1080
00:52:17,061 --> 00:52:19,146
Definitely worth the extra money.
1081
00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:20,849
Absolutely.
1082
00:52:20,891 --> 00:52:22,428
Okay, I am starving.
1083
00:52:26,463 --> 00:52:28,215
Hey, Tami.
1084
00:52:29,065 --> 00:52:30,498
Hey.
1085
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:33,696
Hey, Fran, you wanna help Uncle Carl?
1086
00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:35,030
Lose your doubts
1087
00:52:35,072 --> 00:52:37,625
Holding on, let it out
1088
00:52:38,075 --> 00:52:39,577
This is the beginning
1089
00:52:39,618 --> 00:52:41,787
This is my Chicago,
1090
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,569
the Chicago I love.
1091
00:52:44,206 --> 00:52:45,976
Lip's got a baby now.
1092
00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:49,312
Debbie's got a kid and a rap sheet.
1093
00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:51,797
Carl's gonna be a cop.
1094
00:52:51,822 --> 00:52:53,574
Didn't see that coming.
1095
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,926
Ian's married to a Milkovich.
1096
00:52:55,968 --> 00:52:59,346
Really didn't see that coming.
1097
00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:01,890
Family looking after family.
1098
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:03,887
That's the South Side way.
1099
00:53:04,143 --> 00:53:05,477
The Gallagher way.
1100
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:13,785
Yeah, this is our Chicago.
1101
00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:16,449
It's disappearing fast.
1102
00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,665
But before it's gone,
1103
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:23,487
we're gonna enjoy every
fuckin' minute of it.
1104
00:53:43,785 --> 00:53:47,061
Are you Hot Lesbian Convict Lady?
1105
00:53:47,102 --> 00:53:49,813
Would you, um, like to buy some cookies,
1106
00:53:49,855 --> 00:53:52,441
Hot Lesbian Convict Lady?
1107
00:53:52,483 --> 00:53:55,319
I'm only seven.
78889
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