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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:10,089 ...presents 2 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:17,418 You're a widow, mister! 3 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,772 Story and screenplay by 4 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:30,333 Merited artist 5 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:56,649 Featuring 6 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:12,529 and others 7 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:21,691 Assistant Director Cameraman 8 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,449 Deputy head of production Continuity 9 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:35,379 Costumes designed by Wardrobe by 10 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:39,652 Make-up Properties 11 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:44,410 Music by 12 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:50,459 Recorded by Lyrics to theme song by 13 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:52,889 Performed by 14 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:57,969 Film Editor Sound Editor 15 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,134 Sets designed by 16 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,008 Head of Production Team 17 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,894 Director of Photography 18 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:13,974 Directed by 19 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,458 Made at the Barrandov Film Studios 20 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:21,856 Processed at the Prague Film Laboratories 21 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,736 Your Highness, the plane 22 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:01,812 with His Highness Oscar XV is just landing. 23 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,859 - Do I give the impression that I'm blind? 24 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,009 You seem incapable of cutting out these monkey trick... 25 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,055 This impertinence mustn't get into the papers! 26 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,017 See to it, Steiner! - Yes, Sir. 27 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,418 Mind Out! 28 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,410 The kissing's over, now come the handshakes. 29 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,098 General Oatis. 30 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:53,013 - But the Prime Minister and I know each other. 31 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:55,691 - Gentlemen,... 32 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:58,339 But this is... 33 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:01,617 - Evelina Keletti and her husband, the tycoon. 34 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,409 - Yes, of course I know you, I saw your last film, 35 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,575 The Bath-Tub on the Terrace. 36 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:10,218 You played the title role, didn't you? 37 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:12,331 - Do you mean to maintain that Madame Keletti played the bath-tub, 38 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,012 dear Cousin? 39 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:16,299 You two are Cousins? 40 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,610 - All men are brothers, 41 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,373 and all Kings are Cousins, Madame Keletti. 42 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:23,416 - Oh, I see. 43 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,931 Present arms! 44 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,299 Sorry! 45 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,378 You and your monkey tricks! 46 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,052 This is the outcome...! 47 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,778 - Your Highness... - Silence! 48 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:02,452 I have a great idea. I shall abolish the army! 49 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:05,210 But Your Highness... - Silence! 50 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,617 You are a public danger! 51 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:11,218 Today you crippled a man and this is only a show. 52 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,978 What would you be up to if war broke out... 53 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,179 When did it happen? 54 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,811 - Seventeen minutes ago. 55 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:34,812 - I said size three and you hand me you... head-in-the-clouds! 56 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:37,774 Take care I don't make you unemployed! 57 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,976 - Professor! - Yes, Your Highness. 58 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,413 - Can one salute with this thing? 59 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,849 - Of course, and it even has one great advantage: 60 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,419 no nerves! 61 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,817 Even should a mule kick you, you wouldn't feel a thing! 62 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,453 - That's fine! 63 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,417 - Keep him amused! 64 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,215 The early morning edition, Your Highness. 65 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,456 - Rosebud IV is disbanding his army! 66 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:13,010 Oscar XV... and artificial hand made by Professor Somer! 67 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,899 It's in the papers already! 68 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,618 - That's quite normal, Your Highness. 69 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,736 The "Tempo" always knows in advance what's going to happen! 70 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,299 RUM 71 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,131 Stuart, the editor-in-chief wants a horoscope made out 72 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,211 for that new singer, is it ready yet? 73 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,899 - She's going to be terribly po... popular next year. 74 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,494 - Surely not! Is she such a talent then? 75 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,458 - No, but she'll be giving birth to sextuplets! 76 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,852 Come in. 77 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,372 Bobo! 78 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:02,615 I s... say, man, I haven't seen you f... for ages! 79 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,695 - Stuart, I got the sack. 80 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,417 - Well, ha... hacking off an arm... 81 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:12,737 - But I didn't do it on purpose! 82 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,177 - Wha... what can I do for you? 83 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,820 - Look here, please look into those charts of yours, 84 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:22,212 about what's going to happen to me, see. That's no problem for you, is it?! 85 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,534 - Well then, quick, your date of birth! 86 00:07:57,460 --> 00:08:00,258 What have devised, Steiner? 87 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,370 - It's going to happen tomorrow afternoon. 88 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:05,530 The lift cable's going to snap, up on the fourth floor. 89 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:09,092 And the safety lock won't be working. 90 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:12,217 - There now, and no disbanding of the army! 91 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,697 - I have worked out the time table 92 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,691 for the festive ceremony to inaugurate the new government! 93 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,293 - We haven't won yet! 94 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:57,008 Some dreadful things have come out, Bobo! Ah, now I understand! 95 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,536 I'm to be killed! - And I? 96 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:03,017 - You're going to s... save my life! 97 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,892 - Me? - Yes. 98 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,058 You'll take up your trade again. 99 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,219 But I keep butting into the picture. 100 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:12,251 This has got me flummoxed! 101 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:16,413 We're probably jo... joining forces! - You and me? Together? 102 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:21,059 - Yeah. I'm to become a widow. 103 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,016 A widow twice over. 104 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,658 And then I'm to marry Molly. 105 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,776 - Molly Adams? You mean to say you love her? 106 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,215 - Yes. I'm to marry her 107 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,770 and... her husband too. 108 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:40,170 - You mean a sort of group-marriage? We wouldn't get the permit! 109 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,570 - The stars don't lie, Bobo! 110 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:46,539 - Stuart, you're to report at the Royal Palace immediately! 111 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:52,210 I don't believe in horoscope much, but you sure hit it off with that hand. 112 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,099 I'm really curious,l 113 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:58,210 after all, one doesn't abolish an army more than once in a lifetime, 114 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:02,054 so I hope there won't be any complications. 115 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,215 What will you have now, Mr. Hample? 116 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,933 Tea with rum. 117 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,011 Well, what have you worked out? - I say, don't keep interrupting him! 118 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,658 - Now then, that's enough! 119 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,858 I've had enough of your incessant rebukes! 120 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:23,535 What I really can't understand, Cousin, is that how a man of your disposition 121 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,417 wants to disband his army! 122 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,058 You have a contentious temperament! 123 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,656 - You'd do better to mind your own business! You hand's burning. 124 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,417 Damn it! 125 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:41,380 What do they make these things of? 126 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,656 - That's made of a foot. - A foot? 127 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:47,652 - I stepped onto a red-hot poker once and there was the same bad smell. 128 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,219 - Your Hi... Highness! 129 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:52,816 I've g... got it! But it's very dr... dreadful! 130 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,533 - You want to terrify me? 131 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,771 - A co... co... conspiracy! - Or put me to sleep? 132 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:02,217 - A co... conspiracy a... ...and an attempt on your life. 133 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:05,656 Some... something to do with the lift, and the f... fourth floor! 134 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:09,893 - A conspiracy? An attempt to be made on my life? And who's to make it? 135 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:14,657 Tel Oatis and that Steiner chap to come here! 136 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,654 Your tea! - Thank you. 137 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,211 - And how's it all going to end? 138 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:27,459 - We... well, un... unless they kill you. 139 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,493 - Original! 140 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:32,253 - General Oatis, Your Highness, and Major Steiner. 141 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,370 Oatis, there are preparations 142 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:39,054 under way for a conspiracy and an attempt on my life. 143 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:43,974 It's to take place in the lift, according to my information. 144 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:48,930 - That's impossible! Who told you, Your Highness? 145 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,931 - Mr. Hample, here. 146 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,933 The astrologer from the "Tempo"! 147 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,973 The s... stars don't lie, General! 148 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,859 - See that we don't become a laughing-stock! 149 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,813 I shall inform parliament, anyway. 150 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,976 You may go! 151 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,089 That astrologer guy must disappear! 152 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,818 That's task no.1! - Yes, Sir! 153 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,810 - No, John! Dear God, you mustn't die! 154 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,733 - I say, why the hysterics? 155 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:27,292 - You go and mind your cannon! 156 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,099 - Who's playing John? 157 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:34,172 - That slightly idiotic friend of yours, the stick-in-the-mud. 158 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,491 - Really, Gugenheim's not as bad as all that... 159 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:41,614 - They ought to mummify him so that he doesn't rot in that mud. 160 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,572 And do you know what's happening on the first night? 161 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,855 - Hm. A dress rehearsal. 162 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:53,214 - Mr. Steiner gets married to Miss Molly Adams! 163 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,734 - But I've told you that I don't want to get married! 164 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:58,812 - Oh you do, but you're too shy to say so. 165 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,097 We'll invite five to six people: Evelina, stage director Brant, 166 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,455 that Oatis of yours, my neighbour... 167 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:07,054 - Hample? That astrologer? - Yes. 168 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:10,735 He's a terribly nice man! He loves me, he mends my fuses 169 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,931 and he brings me fresh bread rolls... 170 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,932 Anyway, why, can't I ask whom I like? 171 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,250 - Yes, of course, and see you ask somebody who'll marry you! 172 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,808 - Oh but Robert... Now then, do you love me of don't you?! 173 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,414 - I'm really not in the mood today! 174 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,977 - Evelina! 175 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,293 - G... good afternoon. 176 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,450 I want to t... talk to you, if I may. 177 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,815 - Can't it wait, Mr. Hample? 178 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,734 - No... it's... it's about... ...about the wedding! 179 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,613 - So you know? 180 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,652 - The stars told me! 181 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,857 Ho... how do you know? - But what? 182 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,450 - That... we're going to get ma... married! 183 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:56,218 - What do you mean, we?! I'm marrying Mr. Steiner! 184 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,497 - Ah, I see, ye... yes, that's... That's correct. 185 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:02,219 We'd live together, all three of us! 186 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,218 - Can you please tell me 187 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:08,699 how you imagine that would work in practice? 188 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:13,610 - To tell you the truth, I thought it a bit odd too... 189 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,018 ...but it's what the s... stars say and th... they don't lie! 190 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,888 - Per... perhaps we'll all get on well to... together. 191 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,096 Molly! Will you come and help these people, 192 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,216 they're looking for a certain Mr. Hample! 193 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,372 - Can I help you? - You're that fortune-teller guy? 194 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:46,578 Called Hample? - Ye... yes. 195 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,492 Our Colonel would like to know if his wife'll be having a boy 196 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,059 or a girl. 197 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,810 I'm sorry, I... 198 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,693 Is that him? 199 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:27,659 Sorry! But you s... said... ...that I'm to find out what... 200 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,458 what... what... what's to be born! 201 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:33,217 - Nothing's to be born, on the contrary, if you ask me! 202 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,328 Tie him up so he doesn't dodge about! 203 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:41,129 - So that was just a j... joke, about th... the baby?! 204 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,738 - I don't get it, he's so calm! 205 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,015 Like blooming calf! 206 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:53,016 You see I know that my fr... friend's co... coming, to save my li... life. 207 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,491 Sure thing...! 208 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,418 Some spares, Your Highness. 209 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,255 - Delightful. Thank you. 210 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,339 - Hope it keeps fine for you, Oscar! 211 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,378 - Couldn't you lend me that Hample bloke for a few days? 212 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,020 I'm preparing some proposals for parliament. 213 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,819 - The astrologer? Of course. 214 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,778 - I'm sorry, but that won't be possible, Your Highness. 215 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,373 Poor Hample passed on yesterday. 216 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,018 Something fell on his head. 217 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,657 - Hample is dead? 218 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,930 Don't do that in my presence, you know that I can't bear the sight of blood! 219 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,817 - Sorry! 220 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,335 - I want to say this: 221 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:04,058 I got you out of a hole... 222 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:09,089 ...but under one condition! That it's kept under our hats! 223 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,617 - But Major, I'm a soldier, I know all about top secrets! 224 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,013 Steiner, see they bring that Hample's charts and maps to my flat - 225 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,613 I'm an antique collector. 226 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,089 - And have you verified it? 227 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,411 It's unbelievable! Thank you. 228 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:32,209 The Neurology Institute has just asked for the brain of that Hample chap! 229 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,129 - The brain of an astrologer of genius, General. - 230 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,008 They'll preserve it in alcohol. - Bravo! Gentlemen... 231 00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:44,329 - Hample is dead and now nothing will stand in our way! 232 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,331 - Only after that prophecy of Hample's 233 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,456 not even a mouse can slip through to the King! 234 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,780 - I would take it upon me to propose a certain plan. 235 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,532 - Go on. - It has one disadvantage. - 236 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,497 It's too expensive! - Never mind.! 237 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,219 We have the State Treasury at our disposal... 238 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,658 - There is one person 239 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:06,614 who is received by the King at any time of the day or night. 240 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,135 Evelina Keletti. 241 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:16,499 - But she won't murder the King! - She will! 242 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,052 The permit to enter prison hospital. 243 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,496 - Ah yes, Mrs. Stubb! This way. 244 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:30,415 She got the noose, but she's damned lucky- she's dying - her liver! 245 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,056 About two more weeks and that's the end! 246 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:36,098 Here it is. She's just got a visitor. 247 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,577 Can't you give up! And you'll have to pay for that ball! 248 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,652 And this is what you would look like, Mrs. Stubb! 249 00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:01,219 - Jesus! Crikey! 250 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,929 - Just a mo! I've seen that woman somewhere. 251 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:08,736 Show me! Damn you! - Don't you touch it! 252 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:12,570 Well, Mrs. Stubb? Hm...? 253 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:16,178 - Why ask? Of course I will! 254 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:20,009 - Well really, Fanny, surely I have something to say too! 255 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,249 Because if she's going to look like this bird, 256 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,296 then I'll be wanting my bit of fun! 257 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,291 - And what would you be wanting to do with me, you good-for-nothing! 258 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,848 - Hm... Just normal like... 259 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,455 - Poor fool. 260 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,973 - I don't want to deny you a thing, Mr. Bloom. 261 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,618 You can come any time you like. 262 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,854 Holy mackerel that dope gets on my nerves! 263 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,896 - Steiner... - But it's my own fault! 264 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,732 I botched it when I slit his throat. 265 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,970 - I beg your pardon? - Well, show the gent you scar! 266 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,129 - The one where you botched it when you tried to slit my throat. 267 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,812 - Yeah. Here. 268 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,813 And what about those other cases? 269 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,051 - My husband I bashed up with a frying pan. 270 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,415 - You're a widow? - Yeah. A widow. 271 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,413 And then there was the forest ranger,... 272 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,899 ...the organist and the bartender. 273 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,815 Four murders in all, all sadistic. 274 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,416 I just said "Close your eyes, sweetie-pie!" and slit! 275 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:19,008 Blood, that's my hobby, and gold, too! 276 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,377 You also stole, Mrs. Stubb? 277 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,815 - Yeah! Like this. 278 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,020 Was it gold?! - It was. 279 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,329 - Just imagine, Mr. Strauss, that's how she pinched 280 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,775 a golden ladle this big, in one of the museums! 281 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,378 Boy, did we have a time trying to get it out afterwards. 282 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,575 I covered you that time, at the museum, what? 283 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,413 - What about popping out for a glass of rum Mr. Bloom?! 284 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,693 - Well, yeah, I could do that. And I'll bring back 285 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:52,010 a drop for you too, Fanny girl. 286 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,896 Mrs. Stubb, would you be capable of killing just anybody? 287 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:01,335 - If it's a man... 288 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:05,299 - It'll be a man, Mrs. Stubb! - It will it? 289 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,331 - And then you'll get a heap of money, a plane ticket to South America, 290 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,216 and you can live it high! 291 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,733 But one other thing! 292 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:14,099 They said you'd last another two weeks, 293 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:20,015 but can't wait that long, Mrs. Stubb! 294 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,976 Come here! 295 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:35,335 Stick these labels onto these two boxes. 296 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:39,732 On the left, that's the astrologer Hample, on the right the Stubb woman. 297 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,610 Send the left box to the neurology institute, 298 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,339 take the right hand box personally to Professor Somer's clinic. 299 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,093 There are brains inside those boxes, take care you don't mix them up! 300 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,898 - The left to the neurology institute, the right to Somer! 301 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,136 - To Professor Somer! 302 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,936 Right, the left to the neurology institute, the right to Somer! 303 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,336 - Are you Somer? 304 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,572 Well O.K., Professor then. 305 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,059 I've brought the brain, that Stubb woman's brain. 306 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,613 Would you please sign for it? 307 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,812 - I say, that's some brain! 308 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,209 You didn't get it mixed up with another one, or something?! 309 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,858 - Well, really...! 310 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,771 - Let's hope not...! 311 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,219 - Professor... 312 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,059 - You are a tormentor, Professor! 313 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:55,212 - One must suffer for the sake of beauty, madam. 314 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:58,019 - You certainly haven't suffered much in that respect, Professor! 315 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,809 It's setting! - Well, yes... 316 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,732 Would you kindly close your eyes? 317 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,458 - Yes. 318 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:19,213 We'll prise you out of your shell in a few minutes' time! 319 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:24,212 Didn't she find it fishy? - No. Thanks. 320 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:27,338 I told her it was a new face and body mask. 321 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,012 And the mould is complete. 322 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,898 But anyway, why all this secrecy? 323 00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:34,172 - She's to shoot some dangerous sequences 324 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:36,137 and wants to do it herself, without a stand-in. 325 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:40,213 The King is naturally worried and has ordered a double to be made. 326 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:41,729 - Yes, I understand, 327 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,380 the sequences will just have to be filmed without her knowledge. 328 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,178 - Yeah. 329 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:50,772 - But if it's such a top secret, I can't very well ask for normal... 330 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,294 ...that is to say human, material. 331 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:55,098 Is there any other possibility? 332 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:59,419 You can make your choice, the body can either be made up of veal or of pork. 333 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,858 So. What are you staring at?! A beauty parlour, see! 334 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,212 Who did the stomach? 335 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,779 - I did, Sir. 336 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,532 - I could have guessed! 337 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:43,738 What on earth made you put in a rumen, third stomach, and maw?! 338 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:46,812 She'd ruminate, you somnambulist! 339 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:49,416 Take care I don't make you unemployed! 340 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,456 Put it right! 341 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,499 She must have been really brainy, Professor! 342 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:00,494 Look at this, it's as big as a man's brain... 343 00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:02,411 - Yes, I noticed that, too. 344 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,173 - And who was this Mrs. Stubb? 345 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,775 - I don't know, but in any case she must have been a woman 346 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,055 of quite unusual intelligence. 347 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,256 - Evidently had great acting talent. 348 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:15,854 - Well that doesn't signify great intelligence! 349 00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:19,250 - If she's to play double to Evelina Keletti... 350 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:23,017 - I beg your pardon? There now. Finished! 351 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,856 Well, gentlemen... 352 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:57,693 I think that we can be satisfied, gentlemen! 353 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:03,139 Fantastic! 354 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,778 - Perfect job! Right down to the last freckle! 355 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,413 - Is she alive? - We left that job for you. 356 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,772 You're going to breathe life into the body, like God the Creator! 357 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,379 - I? - Yes. 358 00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:19,140 Consider it a little mark of favour. 359 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:24,329 Just like mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 360 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:54,018 H... h... how d... dare you?! 361 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:59,138 - Just normal, a bit of shock, that's all. Look, how beautifully she stutters! 362 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,249 Who did the vocal chords? 363 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,138 - I did. 364 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:08,497 - Take care I don't make you unemployed! 365 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:12,973 Well, Mrs. Stubb, you're back on this earth! 366 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:22,338 - How come how come I've g... got this? 367 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,651 Where on earth did a chap like me get this? 368 00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:30,819 Chap... Chap... 369 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:34,774 You're a woman and we don't expect much logic, but surely, Mrs. Stubb? 370 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,737 - Do... don't call me Mrs. Stubb! 371 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,618 And g... go away, how can you bother a chap in this st... state of undress! 372 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,930 - Chap? Come now, get hold of yourself. 373 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,375 Get used to it O.K.! 374 00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:46,451 Never mind, you'll settle down in time. 375 00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:49,930 - And what are you doing here, S... Steiner? 376 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,837 - There now, you know this gentleman, don't you? Your memory's coming back! 377 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,828 You've got some clothes for her. There's a spare wig over there. 378 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,230 It'll be better if we leave, she needs quiet. 379 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,914 Lots of luck, Mrs. Stubb. 380 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,915 - I'm no M... Mrs. Stubb. 381 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,957 They killed me, didn't they! 382 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,270 - They had meant to hang you, 383 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,158 but you died of your own accord at the prison hospital, Mrs. Stubb. 384 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,038 - Holy mackerel! Will you stop it! 385 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,674 And these w... will have to go t... too! 386 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,193 After all, I'm no woman! 387 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,352 - Oh yes you are, take a good look! 388 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,710 - But... But this is E... Evelina Keletti! 389 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,957 What is this supposed to mean, S... Steiner?! 390 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,120 - Well then I'll explain all over again. 391 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,510 You're Fanny Stubb, the widow of Ignatius Stubb... 392 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,318 - What? 393 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,993 A widow? I'm a wi... widow? 394 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,911 - But of course you're a widow! 395 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,153 - Well in that c... case ev... everything's O.K. 396 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,151 - That's fine then! 397 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,674 - If I'm a widow then I must h... have these too. 398 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,639 Widows do. Well, c... continue! 399 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,919 - And now, Mrs. Stubb, why have we given you back your life... 400 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,356 You are now going to undertake your fifth murder. 401 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,317 - Right. - What? 402 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,429 What? I'm to ki... kill somebody? 403 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,155 - But of course. The King! 404 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,038 You said: "As long as it's a man...! 405 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,590 B... - Never mind him, that's the cook. 406 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,318 What is it, Bobo? - Some man's waiting downstairs. 407 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,879 Such a... 408 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,476 - Just a moment, Mrs. Stubb! 409 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,354 Excuse me, Mrs. Stubb! 410 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,718 - One minute! 411 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,712 - Good evening. 412 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,110 - That's better! Well, I've come, that was our agreement... 413 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,197 - Ah yes. You're quick, aren't you! 414 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,154 Well, never mind. At least Mrs. Stubb won't be bored tonight... 415 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,316 This way. 416 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,591 Well now, isn't this a surprise, Mrs. Stubb? 417 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,515 Come, come, come, come! 418 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,989 - Christ, Fanny you're a sight for sore eyes! 419 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,075 Who's that? - Oh but you know him very well, 420 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,515 Mrs. Stubb. Just as soon as you remember! 421 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,791 I'll lend you a pair of pyjamas! 422 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,916 - What's that? - Pyjamas. 423 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,919 - Oh, I see. 424 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,914 - But I don't want to stay here w... with him! 425 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,631 - No wild orgies, mind, the chef's bedroom is below! 426 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,079 You can burn those pyjamas in the morning! 427 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,031 - G... go a... away! 428 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,439 - Stop stuttering and take off those glad rags! 429 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,795 I said take off those glad rags! 430 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,118 Did you hear, you so-and-so! 431 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,670 When you were an old nag I was good enough, what? 432 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,512 And now I'm not to touch you, what? 433 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,948 - St... stop pawing me about, you p... pig! 434 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,996 - You're so choosy all of a sudden! 435 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,555 Look... Well. 436 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,599 Look here! Got a pail? 437 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,831 - There's w... water in there. - Now then, come on! 438 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,354 Where's that pail then?! 439 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,629 Fanny, what's this hissing noise? 440 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,196 What sort of stupid joke is this? Cripes! 441 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,798 What son-of-a-bitch thought up this? 442 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,553 Ha, just look at the bright laddie - fresh out of Sing-Sing! 443 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:54,589 You... You damned old moll! 444 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,669 A cell all over again, or what? 445 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,591 You think you can get away with dousing decent people 446 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,789 and thingummy... 447 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,348 Open up, will you! Open up, I'm no chick, 448 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,398 I've got out of a different kind of cell in my time! 449 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,593 I'll show you...! - As you like - I don't feel anything. 450 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,715 Hm. Like a couple of animals! 451 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,435 We won't be getting much sleep tonight! - Let's hope 452 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,909 he doesn't break her or something! 453 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,037 - It's young, fresh veal. 454 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,675 - Now I'll show you who's master! 455 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,196 - How do you do, I'm H... Hample! 456 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,034 - Just a mo! Look here, you bitch, I'll tear you apart I will! You... 457 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,639 ...you old duffer! 458 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,751 I'll set that new trap of yours back into shape, you... 459 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,791 Bobo! 460 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,432 Bobo! 461 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,273 - You're b... bats, B... Bobo! Stop it! 462 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,318 You've had one sp... spot of trouble with that s... sword already! 463 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,152 I'm S... Stuart! 464 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,517 Do you re... remember when I told you I'd become a wi... widow? 465 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,759 Well, h... here we are! 466 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,710 - Wha... what - Stuart? - I'll explain! 467 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,672 What goings-on! 468 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,475 That's no villa, that's a brothel! 469 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,917 - But Alfred, Steiner is a young man full of temperament... 470 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,916 And I'm to open negotiations with such rake about a real estate sale...! 471 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,349 You should warn that Molly of yours, so that she knows she's marrying! 472 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,148 - Love is love... 473 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,518 Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 474 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,637 - Stop! What a bit of luck! - I beg your pardon...! 475 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,075 - Come here, I'll tear you apart and chop you up, I will! 476 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,992 - Alfred! - Alfred! 477 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,354 She's got an Alfred now...! - Alfred!!! 478 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,919 - What's going on here?! 479 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,117 - So you've got a new guy again?! Fast worker, you are! 480 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,470 - Away with you my man or I'll have you arrested this minute! 481 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,437 - You take care old chap, 482 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,953 I've got some right to this bird too! 483 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,519 For five years I rounded up all the fancy jobs for her, 484 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,999 and I sat in the clink in her place, too! 485 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,115 And she's suddenly gone hoity-toity on me! 486 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:40,950 - Police! 487 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,637 Police!!! - I'm coming, Mr. Keletti! 488 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,514 Get out, you scoundrel! There! 489 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,475 - You wait, Fanny, I'll beat up 490 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,073 that freckled fanny of yours for you! You...! 491 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,909 Freckled... You undressed in front of this man? 492 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,830 - Well, really, Alfred...! 493 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,795 - I can see that you haven't told me everything by far about your past! 494 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,156 - Don't be disgusting! 495 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,876 Where now, Mr. Keletti? - First to the bank 496 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,792 and then about that real estate to that... 497 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,911 ...Steiner's! - Yes, Mr. Keletti. 498 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,230 - The sun has hidden its countenance behind the bulk of Mount Yve! 499 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,880 The hour of your death has arrived! 500 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,353 - Stop! 501 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,073 Stop! That's enough! 502 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,397 Christ, Gugenheim, what are there for?! 503 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,478 - Well really, I thought... 504 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,949 - Oh I see, you thought? 505 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,152 But you never think, so will you kindly not break that rule at least! 506 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,539 What are you doing after the rehearsal? 507 00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:48,611 - I've got a date with the King. 508 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:53,817 - Listen, Evelina, be a dear and invite the King to my wedding, will you? 509 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:56,454 You see... - Why not ask him yourself? 510 00:39:57,340 --> 00:40:00,412 I'll arrange a royal audience for you. - Well, shall we continue! 511 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,892 Start again from "Goodbye, friends!"! 512 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,931 - Goodbye, friends! 513 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,659 Long live good old England! 514 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:24,218 - Let not a drop of blood be wasted! 515 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,336 John! - Untie them! 516 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:34,331 - No! You will die too. And first! 517 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,099 Stop! 518 00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:43,536 Who put the live ammo in there?! Props, here to me! 519 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:47,769 Listen, you, I'll have you arrested! Do you know what could have happened?! 520 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:55,014 How are you feeling, Madame? - Evelina! 521 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,533 - Are you all right? 522 00:40:56,900 --> 00:41:01,849 - He... he cou... could have ki... killed me! 523 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,018 - Shock! 524 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:11,851 I think that means we've finished for today! 525 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,894 Damn it! 526 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,499 - He said you're not to get close to the window! 527 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:23,614 And not to out into the garden before nightfall. 528 00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:27,134 I say, isn't this wrong or something? 529 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,771 Yes, that's better! That looks more like it. 530 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:33,772 - And wha... what do I do with this, B... Bobo? 531 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,573 - I don't know, I'm not a girl! 532 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:38,458 And I only studied at the Military Academy. 533 00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:46,415 Got a s... safety-pin? - Yeah. 534 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,938 Doesn't that hurt? 535 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:58,338 - No. H... how do we work it t... tonight? 536 00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,099 - As soon as Steiner locks everything up and goes into his bedroom, 537 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:04,849 I'll get a ladder up, you climb down and we'll disappear. 538 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:08,131 - You... you're running away wi... with me, Bobo? 539 00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:11,257 - Yeah. I don't want to have anything more to do with Steiner. 540 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:12,455 - Bobo! - Lo... look here, 541 00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:13,575 don't do that... get away from me! 542 00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,810 - D... don't be idiotic! This is nothing 543 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,128 but a hun... hundredweight of v... veal! 544 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:19,814 - That's just the thing, and I'm a chef! 545 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:24,055 I'll brush it out for you! 546 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,457 Put that thing out! Quick! 547 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:40,336 My name is Keletti. 548 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:46,894 - Mr. Steiner is... not... - Show me those clothes! 549 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:50,217 - Oh no, you'd soil you hands, they're messy and crushed! 550 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,770 - Thank you, I've seen quite enough! 551 00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:25,217 - Peggy! Peggy! 552 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:32,411 Just imagine Alfred, I made a great buy today! 553 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,979 Isn't it beautiful? 554 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:41,778 You gave the servants the day off? Why? 555 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:48,412 - Wait and you'll see why. Where have you been? 556 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,458 Ah, what a day this has been... 557 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,695 Nothing but excitements and thrills all day long! 558 00:43:57,460 --> 00:44:01,612 - Really?! But I can see that your clothes are cleaned up! 559 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:06,173 The thrills you experienced on the floor or directly on the dung-heap?! 560 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:08,615 - What are you saying, Alfred? 561 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:11,328 - You tell me! Tell me of the fun you had with Steiner! 562 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:16,369 Who is better, that stinking tramp who knows all about your freckles, 563 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,253 of Steiner, who wipes his feet on you?! 564 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:22,492 I haven't been to Steiner's flat in my life! 565 00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:24,298 - That you have! And naked! 566 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,174 - Why are you so offensive? You know that I'm incapable of lying! 567 00:44:28,260 --> 00:44:29,693 - You... 568 00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:37,859 You... 569 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:43,969 You... incapable of lying?! You snake-in-the-grass! 570 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,893 Ouch! - Alfred, did you hurt yourself? 571 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:55,690 My conscience is as pure as fallen snow! 572 00:44:56,580 --> 00:45:00,095 - You unscrupulous monster! 573 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,413 You tramp's concubine! 574 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,733 What's the matter with him? 575 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,534 - Nothing. - Come along home! 576 00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,693 - Don't do that, Mr. Keletti! 577 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:04,008 - You there, kick that chair away, will you! 578 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:05,939 Don't do it! 579 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:12,330 We should have that repaired, Mr. Keletti. It could kill somebody! 580 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:15,698 Take that chair away or you're fired without notice! 581 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,136 - But it's quite unnecessary, Mr. Keletti! 582 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:22,817 - I have killed my wife, I want to die! 583 00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:27,017 - That woman looks the very image of your late wife... 584 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,299 - What do you mean by that? 585 00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:32,816 - Well. If we manage to lure her in here, you'll be in the clear! 586 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,088 I've got a ladder ready, Mr. Keletti! 587 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,250 - A ladder? - You can depend on me! 588 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:46,818 Do you see the likeness? 589 00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:54,258 - Stuart, listen, that's settled, right? 590 00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,291 I'll come and get you through the window. 591 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:58,537 Damn it, stop smoking! - What if he walked in here... 592 00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,451 - Hell! 593 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:03,493 Will you kindly not do this! 594 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,808 But its so ho... hot in here. 595 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,211 - You'll be paying a visit to the King tomorrow. 596 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:17,213 You'll be given your directions and the knife in the morning. 597 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,171 Good night! 598 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:41,098 - These damn si... silly tricks of yours, Bobo?! Bo... Bobo! 599 00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:01,210 Stuart! Stuart! 600 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:06,211 Where are you, damn it all? Steiner's fast asleep. 601 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:08,009 Come along, we've got to go! 602 00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:12,016 - ... men have more resistance. 603 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,011 But if you give a woman a good sniff, 604 00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:16,811 she doesn't wake up until she's in kingdom come! 605 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,338 - What do you mean "kingdom come"? 606 00:48:19,420 --> 00:48:21,217 - Obvious. We'll turn on the gas! 607 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,376 And in the morning the whole world will hear that you wife 608 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,257 committed SUICIDE... 609 00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:27,615 And you'll be a widower, but not a murderer! 610 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:33,009 - Thank you. I'll never forget what you've done for me! 611 00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:48,452 Where on earth did that Steiner find such a perfect duplicate?! 612 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,688 Poor girl! Now she'll find the corpse. 613 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,058 Is there anything wrong? 614 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,570 There must be - Madam wants her tea with rum! 615 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,733 Excuse me. 616 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:55,575 Do please have a little understanding for our jobs! 617 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:57,492 Please don't be angry, but the public wants to be kept informed. 618 00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:58,695 Wants to know how Mrs. Keletti is feeling. 619 00:49:58,780 --> 00:49:59,929 - After that shock she received yesterday at the theatre! 620 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:03,535 - Excuse me, gentlemen! Could I talk to her? 621 00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:10,252 Impossible! My wife isn't... ...isn't quite herself this morning! 622 00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:11,575 - I quite understand. 623 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:13,491 I was present when it happened at the theatre yesterday. 624 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:17,215 But... Please understand I must talk to her! The premiere's approaching! 625 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:35,580 I'm telling you for the last time that she's unconscious 626 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,179 and that I refuse to let you in! 627 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,618 Excuse me... - Madame for the "Tempo". - For the "Express"! 628 00:50:47,780 --> 00:50:51,011 - Madam, don't forget the premiere! 629 00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:10,177 She didn't even recognize me! - It's more serious than I thought. 630 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:15,339 She take my car! 631 00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:17,139 - Follow her! 632 00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:48,733 I heard that you have suffered a bad shock, madam. 633 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,936 - Th... that's not im... important just now! 634 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:53,932 - Of course. Of course. 635 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,372 Well, and what would you be willing 636 00:51:57,460 --> 00:52:00,020 to pay for those maps? - A... anything. 637 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,059 - Surely not anything?! 638 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:06,050 Anything I may ask for? - Everything. 639 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:10,734 - But for a man of my temperament 640 00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:15,014 that can mean but a single thing, madam... 641 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,618 This body of mine is not of fir... ...first-rate importance to me. 642 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:24,813 - But it is to me! I've been longing for you for years! 643 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,379 I dream of you! 644 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:32,170 - No... no kissing! 645 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:55,495 - My word, that's substantial underwear you're wearing my dear...! 646 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:58,259 How does one take them off? - I d... don't know! 647 00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,132 And interesting model! 648 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:20,455 Who's the visitor? - Some reporter. 649 00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:23,936 It's nothing but work, work, work at our place Gerti. 650 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,019 Ah...! 651 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,296 A bit of masochist, what? 652 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:43,250 Do y... you like ve... veal? 653 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,210 - Why? - Nothing. Just a question. 654 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,650 We'll talk later, O.K.? 655 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:54,849 I haven't experienced such a thrill for years, madam! 656 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:57,850 No, Gerti, that doesn't matter a bit, even if he is working! 657 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:01,489 Omar would never forgive you for not dropping in. 658 00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:03,775 This way. - Oh! 659 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:07,658 - Ugh, Omar! 660 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:11,574 You should be ashamed of yourself! This is the end between you and me! 661 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:13,019 - Who's that? 662 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:17,014 - Don't you pretend that you don't know me, you... You slut! 663 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:20,976 - Here she is! 664 00:54:25,380 --> 00:54:27,336 Come on in, quick! 665 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:33,211 - Dear God, Mary, we must be sensible! 666 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:34,733 - Sensible?! 667 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:39,011 - Couldn't you at least put on your clothes? 668 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,610 We must keep this quiet, Mary! My career's at stake! 669 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,497 - Keep it quiet you may, 670 00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:49,810 but it means an end to my love! 671 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:51,891 - Keep it quiet you may, but it means an end to my love! 672 00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:55,336 - ... an end to my love. - Oh! 673 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,610 - General! Words fail me...! 674 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,259 - What do you all want in here?! Out, immediately!!! 675 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,808 - Excuse me, but I've got a press card! 676 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:10,376 Your wife has just broken up my home! 677 00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:12,576 - Oh madam, I wouldn't take it as hard as all that! 678 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,452 You know that these artists have a different sort of set of morals - 679 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:15,689 they are like birds. 680 00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:18,254 - Bu... but the ma... maps are mine now, aren't they? 681 00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:20,649 - How's that? How's that? 682 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:24,097 - But you... you un... undressed me! 683 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,968 - But you know that we didn't get as far as... 684 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:31,212 - Well then everybody go a... away, so that he can undress me! 685 00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:33,973 - Oh! - This is unbelievable! 686 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,891 - You see Madame Keletti is an antiques collector 687 00:55:35,980 --> 00:55:37,493 and she wanted... My maps. 688 00:55:37,620 --> 00:55:39,372 - I wouldn't take it so hard! - Nor I! 689 00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:41,098 - You know these collectors... They have a different set of morals - 690 00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:43,694 like the worker-bee. Isn't that right? 691 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:48,769 - How could you make such shameless use of my wife's passionate nature?! 692 00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:51,408 I'm no... no wife of y... yours! 693 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:53,492 He wanted to turn the ga... gas on me! 694 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,815 - Please don't forget that she has experienced a shock! 695 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:59,132 You must convince her that she's your wife! Otherwise - prison for you! 696 00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:01,859 - But of course she's my wife! 697 00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:06,048 This will mean a duel! - A duel! Oh! 698 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:07,653 - You overdid that! 699 00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:12,692 - You see, Omar, a duel! Because of some maps... 700 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,411 - Well, do I get undressed or... - Christ, no! 701 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,250 Dear God, do understand my situation... 702 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,296 - Be quiet! This is the end between the two of us! 703 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,251 Gerti will be my witness at court! 704 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:24,568 - Mary,... - At court? Oh! 705 00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:26,059 - Why take it to court, madam?! 706 00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:27,698 Why break up a family, the very foundation of society? 707 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,736 Look here, why don't you two shake hands. 708 00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:33,731 - I ne... need those ma... maps! Come on, let's go into the next room, 709 00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:35,253 maybe we'll manage to get these things o... off if we join forces! 710 00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:38,377 - Great God, that's enough! You can keep those damned maps, 711 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:41,020 and get out! Everybody out! 712 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:43,370 - We don't get out, it's you who gets out! 713 00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:45,928 You lecher! The villa belongs to me! 714 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:52,294 After what has happened I assume you must realize 715 00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,690 that this can end only in one way- catastrophe. 716 00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:58,659 - We'll have to get rid of her- the sooner the better! 717 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,889 Let her have those charts or she'll tear the house down! 718 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:08,379 - We must set our plans very cleverly! 719 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,690 She's gone. Disappeared! 720 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:17,770 - This is a very dangerous situation! 721 00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:19,816 - The woman's a notorious murderer! 722 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:21,613 If she kills someone, it'll be our end! 723 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:24,089 - They'll catch her and she'll blab! 724 00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:25,859 - The King will disband the army day after tomorrow! 725 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:27,168 And then he'll have it out with us! 726 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:30,093 Leave it! Thank you, Steiner...! 727 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:34,248 - If he's dead he won't be able to have anything out with us...! 728 00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:36,578 I am willing to lay down my life in this cause. 729 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,292 I shall break into his bedroom and... 730 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,251 - And, and, and, and... What? 731 00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:42,896 - I know how this must be done! 732 00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,488 I had been looking forward to my wedding very much indeed, 733 00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:49,056 gentlemen, but I am willing to sacrifice anything for our cause! 734 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,535 My fianc�e Miss Molly Adams has been granted an audience 735 00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:54,258 with the King toady at one o'clock. 736 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:57,252 - But that means that she would die to! 737 00:57:58,380 --> 00:58:00,735 - There's nothing to be done about that! - Jesus Christ! 738 00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:03,015 - That's the only possible solution. 739 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,096 - I... is that you, B... Bobo? 740 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,179 S... Stuart. 741 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:14,250 Wh... what's that you're saying? Molly Adams? 742 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,419 No... no I don't understand you! 743 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:19,419 Listen carefully, Stuart! 744 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,695 They want to do Molly in, do you understand? 745 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,892 The King and Molly! 746 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:28,217 I didn't hear the end. But you're an astrologer, aren't you...? 747 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,259 Hm. 748 00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:47,138 Explosion, wardrobe department. 749 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:54,098 Wardrobe... 750 00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:58,977 One o'clock, explosion... 751 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:10,019 Bring me an aspirin and a glass of water! 752 00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:16,016 It'll be quite easy! 753 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:18,219 But how? 754 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:21,733 This is the way! 755 00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:32,897 I'll be waiting downstairs and you'll ask her in here. 756 00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:35,290 I'll call her to the window from the garden, 757 00:59:35,620 --> 00:59:38,612 you'll have the kindness to step on that loose parquet and that's that! 758 00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:43,696 Death by misadventure! - Let's hope it works out his time! 759 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,418 - We'll have to test the plan! 760 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:56,056 Hey, what are you doing there?! 761 00:59:57,780 --> 01:00:01,136 Mr. Keletti! Mr. Keletti! 762 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,819 - What is it? - She's running away! 763 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:11,051 Just look up there, to your left! - Hold her back! 764 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,896 Mr. Keletti... 765 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:37,218 Come along in, I'm just having a bath! - Mo... Molly... 766 01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:43,815 Come along into the bathroom, don't stand out there in the hall! 767 01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:46,209 I phoned your house a few minutes ago and the secretary told me 768 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:51,249 that your husband had something wrong with his head. Just a migraine, maybe? 769 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,657 - Yeah. A migraine. 770 01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:57,090 - Be a dear and scrub my back, will you? - Yeah. 771 01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:03,296 - I'm to be at the palace in an hour and this is the state I'm still in... 772 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,779 I'm so nervous 773 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:15,612 that I'd much rather not go there at all. 774 01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:20,019 - Don't go! Do... don't go! We... we'll stay here 775 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:22,660 and I... I'll gi... give you your b... bath. 776 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,852 - Are you mad?! I had a new dress made for the occasion... 777 01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:27,493 Do you know what, why don't you go and have a look at it? 778 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:29,093 - And what about he... here. 779 01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:33,294 - No, thanks. - And your t... tummy! 780 01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:35,336 - That's enough! 781 01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:42,937 Listen, what's wrong with you?! 782 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:46,018 - Go and take a look at that dress, you're keeping me! 783 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:52,299 How am I to address the King, - Your Highness or Your Royal Highness? 784 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,810 - You're no... not going to see any King! 785 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,896 - Yes, I'm walking, it's such a little way 786 01:01:58,020 --> 01:01:59,499 it's not worth taking the car! 787 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:01,212 - No, I w... won't let you go! 788 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,417 - Why not? You arranged the audience for me yourself! 789 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,411 - You're st... staying put! 790 01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:11,219 - What on earth has got into you today! 791 01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:17,415 Surely you're not jealous now...? 792 01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:22,094 Give me that key! - No... no I w... won't! 793 01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:25,014 - Evelina! - There! 794 01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:32,015 The jealous bitch! 795 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,133 Mind! Here they are! 796 01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:46,659 Now! 797 01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:48,613 Oh! 798 01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:51,930 Can't you be more careful, man?! 799 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,652 Our apologies, madam! 800 01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:59,935 We'll set this right this very minute. 801 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:14,333 The shoe! 802 01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:21,089 When is it timed for... - In five minutes. 803 01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:22,659 Go! 804 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,459 Taxi! 805 01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:38,412 Taxi! 806 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,614 What's the hurry, Fanny! We've got something to settle first! 807 01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:47,299 There now, now you won't run out on me, you... 808 01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:49,769 You bitch! Wait! Wait! 809 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,537 Help! Help! - Sorry. 810 01:03:56,740 --> 01:04:01,097 - N... nothing happened! Taxi! - Sorry! 811 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:07,573 I am quite exceptionally happy to meet you. 812 01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,892 Madame Keletti has often been telling me about you. 813 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:14,417 She is as unusually wise and witty young lady. 814 01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:17,009 And I have a great respect for her opi... 815 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,214 Don't you hear something ticking by any chance? 816 01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:26,538 - Le... let go! Le... let go! Un... un... get undressed! 817 01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:29,217 - I? - Molly! 818 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:34,378 - M... Molly, get un... undressed! Come here! Come here! Come here! 819 01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:37,532 - Good heavens, Evelina... Have you gone mad, God, are you crazy?! 820 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:40,418 - Y... your dr... dress! Wait! - Leave me alone! 821 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:42,897 Madame Keletti...! - Don't take my dress! 822 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:47,095 - Now the, Mrs. Keletti,...! I know you want to please me. 823 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,699 But at such a price, surely... 824 01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:51,329 The girl will catch cold! 825 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:53,775 - Dear God! Please turn round, Your Highness! 826 01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:56,055 - M... Molly, come on! Come on! - Yes, of course. 827 01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:59,010 Madame Keletti, really this just will not do...! 828 01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:01,415 Do realize what would happen if the Prime Minister walked in...! 829 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,815 - Ouch! - Molly! 830 01:05:03,940 --> 01:05:05,817 - Mrs. Keletti! That's enough! 831 01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:08,537 Listen, you must have been drinking! 832 01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:12,529 Come here and brea... - Excuse me! 833 01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:14,571 Wh... whoops! 834 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:18,255 And what do I walk home in...? - You went a bit far, this time, 835 01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:19,489 Mrs. Keletti! 836 01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:22,453 This get-up gives rather a bad impression. 837 01:05:31,740 --> 01:05:34,254 ...you are our last hope! 838 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:36,217 The King will be disbanding the army the day after tomorrow. 839 01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:44,169 Anyway, they do say that you're a better shot then actor! 840 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,417 - How dare you...! - But I'd be capable of making you 841 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,979 the first tragedian in the land, do you understand?! - 842 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:50,937 Othello, Hamlet, Romeo,... 843 01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:55,817 ...Picasso! Or manager of this theatre, or Minister of Culture - anything! 844 01:05:56,860 --> 01:06:01,012 - But a King, that's no small matter...! 845 01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:07,213 Regicide... 846 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:10,580 - It won't be you, it'll be the props man! 847 01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:12,218 - What do you mean, the props man? 848 01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:13,779 - You know what happened at the rehearsal! 849 01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:18,219 There'll be "misadventure" again - a live bullet...! 850 01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:26,930 Did you say theatre manager? 851 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:31,215 I thought she'd gone crazy! And just imagine, 852 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:34,770 in the end she climbed over the balcony in Mr. Hample's flat. 853 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:38,849 - Hample's flat? Hm. 854 01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:41,854 But how could Mrs. Keletti have know what was afoot? 855 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:44,895 - She's rather queer nowadays altogether. 856 01:06:46,260 --> 01:06:47,898 - What do you mean, queer? 857 01:06:48,660 --> 01:06:51,128 - She keeps looking at me in such a moon-struck way... 858 01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:53,293 And she stutters! 859 01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:55,698 - What?! - Miss Molly onstage! 860 01:06:55,780 --> 01:06:57,532 - She stutters? 861 01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:00,699 - But the king was wonderful! 862 01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:03,533 Just imagine, he accepted my invitation to attend our wedding! 863 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,451 Are you glad? Bye-bye. 864 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,936 Professor Somer? Steiner. 865 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:20,170 Would you be so kind as to borrow the brain of astrologer Hample 866 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:22,410 from the neurology institute? 867 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,809 I am of the opinion that the man's alive. 868 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:30,012 - You were right, some error must have been made. 869 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:33,008 This is definitely a woman's brain! 870 01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:41,209 The Stubb woman. Fanny Stubb. 871 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,694 All right then, but where is Hample running around? 872 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:52,451 Don't you worry about that. 873 01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:47,300 And that'll be the end of you, Stuart Hample! 874 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:55,417 It's veal! - Surely we won't throw it out... 875 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,900 Any way, do you know how much such a wedding feast comes to? 876 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:03,219 - All right! In that case let's put a veal joint on the menu... 877 01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:05,496 And we can make soup of this. 878 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,419 - And what else? 879 01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:09,019 - And then we could have some veal knuckles, 880 01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:13,537 or ragout, or aspic... It's make a beautiful aspic! 881 01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:20,376 Will you kindly step back, Major, or you'll get blood all over you! 882 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:23,014 - Wait! You know that I can't bear the sight of blood! 883 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:25,615 My God, your disposition, Man... 884 01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:32,019 - Hurry, hurry, hurry! Well! O.K.! 885 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:39,339 - My dr... dress, B... Bobo! 886 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:43,459 - Take it! There's your dress, take it! Yeah. 887 01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:47,138 Well. Wait - fasten this on! 888 01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:48,812 As witness at the wedding you have to have it. 889 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,710 Bon appetit! - Thank you. 890 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,398 What a pity the King had to go away. I heard that veal knuckles 891 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,311 are his favourite speciality. 892 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,513 - You seem to be in a marvellous mood today, madam! Your health! 893 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,279 Hey! 894 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:28,789 Sorry. 895 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,713 - She's trying to forget the loss her husband! 896 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,117 - I'm just as badly off in that respect as you are, madam. There. - 897 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,399 All alone. 898 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,272 What do you say we both change our lives from the very foundations? 899 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,789 What do you say to that? - I... I'd sure need that... 900 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,911 ...you don't know how! - Cheers! 901 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,830 I'm really thinking of getting married again! 902 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,913 I've made an appointment for you this afternoon with Professor Somer 903 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,558 about that stuttering of yours. 904 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,752 He says he'll put you right by the time the evening performance starts! 905 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,717 - Th... that makes me a h... happy woman! 906 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,238 I shall be watching your performance from the Royal box, dear Evelina! 907 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,120 - Maybe it would be better if you were to sit elsewhere...! 908 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,597 - W... why should you sit el... elsewhere? 909 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,238 - Oh that was just a little joke! 910 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:13,318 Do you remember what happened when General Stollwerk got married? 911 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,831 - I heard that he got married in a submarine 912 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,951 and that they ran out of air in the middle of the marriage ceremony! 913 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,918 An editor once got married in a balloon 914 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,596 and they le... left the I... load on. 915 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,316 When they were over the pond they began to sink 916 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,675 and they h... had to throw out the pri... priest! 917 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,479 You made that up, madam! - No! No! No! 918 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:37,068 That happened to one of o... our staff at the "Te... Tempo"!" 919 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,038 - You on the staff of the Tempo? I know it was a joke! 920 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,310 - All actresses like making up stories, don't they? 921 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:47,469 - Not only actresses! Opera singers, soubrettes...! 922 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,354 Listen, man, you must have killed 923 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,158 the real Mrs. Keletti for the wedding feast! 924 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,433 - Do you think so? 925 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,199 - This is the Hample guy! 926 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,315 - But then, in our line of business things are different, 927 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,879 one soldier with too much imagination 928 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,393 can cause the whole regiment to fall apart...! 929 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,948 - I personally do not have any great faith in dreamers either. 930 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:10,113 But I do appreciate a bit of imagination in women and in cooks. 931 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,869 You have an excellent chef, Madame! 932 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,550 The ve... veal is delectable! 933 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,471 The fork slides into it like butter! 934 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,558 - I had meat prepared in this fashion only once before in my life. 935 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:25,589 That was on Quadapulpo. - But they are cannibals! 936 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,708 - Perhaps you are a cannibal and don't even realize it! 937 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:33,753 Yes, Sir? 938 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,751 - You've got me into a fine mess, my man! 939 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,831 We've just eaten a famous actress, understand?! 940 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,435 And the General wanted to marry her! - But he had three helpings! 941 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,709 - We're cannibals and that's against the law! 942 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,108 - What do you mean to do? 943 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,716 - There's only one thing left for me to do! 944 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,593 - Where are you go... going? 945 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,028 - Why do you ask, Stuart Hample? 946 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,196 - W... why is Oa... Oatis to sit else... elsewhere? 947 01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,111 What are you planning at the th... theatre? 948 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,996 Well that's one thing you won't get to know! 949 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,554 Bobo! B... Bobo! 950 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:32,917 - You scoundrel, it's all your fault that we ate up Mrs. Keletti! 951 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,954 - She's going to haunt you, all ch... chewed up as she is! 952 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,591 Swing at him! 953 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,039 - Swing at him! 954 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,157 Damn it, swing at him, will you!!! 955 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,270 Calm down, Madame! Professor Somer has managed greater miracles! 956 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,789 - Of course. But how did it happen? 957 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,913 - A bit of bad luck. He was combing his hair and... 958 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,713 - Hm, hm. 959 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,119 Can you save him? 960 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,959 - If he lived through this, 961 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,234 then certainly! 962 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,231 Will you please follow me, Madame, 963 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,237 this little stuttering trouble of yours will be set right by my first assistant. 964 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,753 He's an expert on vocal chords. 965 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,718 It is all a matter of just a few minutes, Madame. 966 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,633 Set the lights! 967 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,158 Vocal chords are no problem! 968 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:12,759 There is a total of fifteen in the human being, 969 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,034 the squirrel only has two 970 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,315 and that explains why there is such peace and quiet in a forest. 971 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,039 Excuse me. 972 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,992 You sure finished him off, you boffin...! 973 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:33,790 Take care I don't make you unemployed...! 974 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,916 - Poor little Molly, she'll go out of her mind for grief! 975 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:37,954 - This means the premiere's off 976 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,679 and I've got a ticket...! Take it away! 977 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,720 I th... think this could still be settled some w... way or other! 978 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,910 W... wouldn't it be a pity of Molly were to be done out of a hu... husband 979 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,549 and you out of your p... premiere! - And what do you suggest? 980 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,036 Si... simple - give my brain to S... Steiner 981 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,910 and put that o... one in he... here! 982 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,358 And what you would do in a man's body I can't imagine, Mrs. Keletti! 983 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,234 I'm n... not the Ke... Keletti woman at all! 984 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:18,751 It's me, S... Stuart Hample! And this is veal! 985 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,068 You'll sa... save yourself having to do another o... operation! 986 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,909 That lady is sure n... not to stutter! 987 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:36,678 Can you tell me, why is it taking so long? 988 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,320 - Three and a half hours isn't that long, Sir! 989 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,710 Finish this off! How are you doing? 990 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,319 - Practically finished. 991 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,909 - And now breathe life into her! 992 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,911 I don't want to get a slap for my trouble! 993 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,912 Don't you worry, 994 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,511 that was quite a different matter when Mr. Hample was waking up to life. 995 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:23,275 Here we can assume that this Mrs. Stubb was a lady, 996 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,430 and that she'll behave accordingly. 997 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,717 She'll be taken aback for a little while... We must be tactful! 998 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,516 Come here, you with glasses! 999 01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,518 So you feel like having it out with the old Stubb girl?! 1000 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,717 - Just you calm down, Mrs. Stubb! Calm down, please! 1001 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,871 Help me please! Help me! 1002 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,632 Do stop it, Mrs. Stubb! 1003 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,591 He's a family man, has two children! 1004 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,511 - No! No! No! No! 1005 01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:59,593 Pull yourself together! 1006 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,399 Did you see that show of sexual temperament, 1007 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,038 that insatiable personality? 1008 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,874 That must have been some bird! - Is this possible? 1009 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,439 - Just you calm down, Mrs. Stubb! 1010 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:13,313 You have now become a young famous actress, 1011 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:17,518 your name is Evelina Keletti and you're a widow. 1012 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:21,548 - Evelina Ke... ...Evelina Keletti. 1013 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,596 - Listen, do you have any stage experience? 1014 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:26,069 - Yeah. - What sort of part? 1015 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,516 - A toadstool. When I was at kindergarten. 1016 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,789 - And say you were now to play the role of a Goddess 1017 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:38,429 who slits people's throats in a Temple, 1018 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,796 do you think you could manage? 1019 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,838 - Close you eyes sweetie and slit! 1020 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,592 - Well then, that's fine! 1021 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,716 You can go and get dressed! 1022 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,878 Open up the clamps! That's right! 1023 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,872 Excellent work. - So we saved that young actress's 1024 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,313 marriage. 1025 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,469 - Yes. Only that now she'll have an astrologer 1026 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,357 for a husband instead of a major. 1027 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:04,792 - Won't she be surprised when she finds 1028 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:07,348 that her husband knows a whole week in advance what's to be for lunch. 1029 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:10,193 - Or with whom she'll be having an affair next year, 1030 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,759 except that that'll be less pleasant to know! 1031 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,399 - For him or for her? 1032 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,557 - Stop rattling on and breathe life into the chap! 1033 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,192 Finished! Yes. 1034 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:34,475 Well laddie, let's have a look at you! 1035 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,595 Mind! It's fresh! 1036 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,149 Where's M... Molly? 1037 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,876 Listen, Stuart Hample, I just realized 1038 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,993 that you got yourself a really fine wife and scot free! 1039 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,758 Well, Steiner, are you all right? 1040 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,717 - Y... yes. - Excellent! 1041 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,119 Mind you're at the theatre in time, 1042 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,191 the King must disappear tonight at any cost! 1043 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,754 - I beg your pardon? 1044 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,638 - But the King... After all, it was your idea! 1045 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,518 - General, Mrs... 1046 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,474 ...Keletti is perfectly all right again. 1047 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,553 But now it's Mr. Ham... er... Steiner who's stuttering for a change. 1048 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,756 - Never mind, Professor, the main thing is he's alive! 1049 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,319 Thank you! 1050 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,310 Dear Evelina! 1051 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,750 I'd like to take you home to your villa now, if you'll permit me. 1052 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,074 - Well knock me down with a feather! I've even got 1053 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,309 a house! 1054 01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:53,834 And who are you supposed to be? Is this gold? 1055 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:58,317 - The actress in you will out! - That voice, that elocution! 1056 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,870 - Elocution! Elocution! 1057 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,276 Listen, who was that Stubb woman actually? 1058 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,636 Good gracious, that's some barn! - Barn! 1059 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,752 Evelina, you're a treasure! A treasure! 1060 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,796 How many hidden facets your talent has! 1061 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,519 - What does this guy want? - Excuse me. 1062 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,952 Before I leave the house as the very last member 1063 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,029 of its former staff, 1064 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,917 I would like to tell you one thing, General. 1065 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,555 I know nothing of this woman - 1066 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,915 but it is not she! 1067 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:43,113 Your deceased husband's secretary was evidently crazy! 1068 01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:45,634 - What if some damned fool barges in on us again? 1069 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:46,948 - No, no, no, my dearest! 1070 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,357 We are alone at last! 1071 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:50,913 - That's fine! 1072 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,355 What about stretching out on the sofa? - I beg your pardon? 1073 01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:58,116 - Lie down! - Gladly! Evelina, gladly! 1074 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,355 Come here, Evelina, last time it was so madly... 1075 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,399 ...so madly thrilling! 1076 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:15,517 Come, my angel, we'll be in paradise in a minute! 1077 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,598 - Sure thing! 1078 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,557 Take that tie off so that I can get at your neck! 1079 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:25,639 My neck! Ah, I adore that! 1080 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,113 What's that - ticking? 1081 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:47,155 Close you eyes, baby! - My beloved! 1082 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,553 Thi... thi... this is Hample, Bobo! 1083 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,518 Come to the th... theatre at once! There are c... conspirators there! 1084 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,716 But hu... hurry! 1085 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,594 What is it?! - How on earth are you driving?! 1086 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,279 How on earth are you driving??!! 1087 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,915 Ah, it's madam! - Where's there a theatre round here? 1088 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,072 I don't want to miss my cue - I'm to slit some people's throats! 1089 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:34,469 Show me! - You're right in front of the theatre! 1090 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,039 - That? 1091 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,116 - Hey! Hey! 1092 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,837 Miss Molly... ...or I should say Mrs. Steiner, 1093 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:57,997 your husband called - he's quite all right again, and he'll be coming! 1094 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,319 - Thank you. - She'll be my ruin! 1095 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:08,479 But when that Keletti comes I'll... - Here she is! 1096 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:09,993 - Hell! Stinking hell! 1097 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,798 - I was just saying that I was worried you wouldn't be coming! 1098 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,914 - I'd have to be daft to miss such an opportunity! 1099 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,513 Hey, don't touch! 1100 01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,111 No sign of the stutter! 1101 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:28,639 But I think you have a slightly lower timbre. 1102 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,516 So this is what I'm supposed to use to finish the people with? 1103 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,199 - Listen, do hurry up or you'll come on late! You'll miss it! 1104 01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:35,840 - Your shoes! - Look, kitty, I'll miss you... 1105 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:39,915 Joking apart, Evelina! And do hurry, we're starting in a minute! Right? 1106 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,556 Where's Oatis? - I have no idea, Your Highness. 1107 01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,552 But he'll be sure to arrive for the performance, 1108 01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:59,995 he wouldn't miss Mrs. Keletti's performance for the world today! 1109 01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:02,510 They became engaged today! 1110 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,433 - Engaged to Oatis, that idiot? 1111 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:07,511 - That's how it is, Your Highness. 1112 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:11,432 That woman belongs to the psychiatric ward 1113 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,112 not on stage! 1114 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:24,677 Where do I find this bird? - On stage. 1115 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:27,550 - Just a tick! Where's that? 1116 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,633 - Over there. 1117 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,670 So what? - The column, it was there yesterday! 1118 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,354 - Really, and where? - Here it is! 1119 01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:09,913 Come on, chaps! Come here! 1120 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,074 In that place where you say "The hour of your death has arrived!"... 1121 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,720 - Yeah! - ... draw out the pause, will you! 1122 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,029 And what's the ticking noise? 1123 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,076 - You'd do better to tell me whose throats I'm to slit! 1124 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:27,628 Or doesn't it matter? - How can you be in the mood 1125 01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,676 for joking now? Really! Go on! 1126 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,196 Madame... - Now? 1127 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:34,510 You dare spit at me, you pig! 1128 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:55,308 Let us turn to God, dear friends! 1129 01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:57,831 This is the end! 1130 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,956 - I fear the worst, 1131 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,517 I have a feeling that John is dead! 1132 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,958 - No, John! Dear God, you mustn't die! 1133 01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:09,519 - Molly! 1134 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:14,072 - If you are dead, I want to die with you! 1135 01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:17,113 - That John is evidently hidden inside that column! 1136 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,918 My goodness, how naive! 1137 01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:21,510 - Quiet! Here they come! 1138 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,755 The sun has hidden its countenance behind mount Yve! 1139 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:44,518 - What? - The hour of your death has arrived! 1140 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:48,758 You shall die! - Me? Bullshit! 1141 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,718 Thirsty! 1142 01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,118 Now you're supposed to say "You shall die!", madam! 1143 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:59,033 - Ah! 1144 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:05,074 You shall die, Madame! - No! 1145 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,509 - Ha, you wait and see! You're in for a eye - opener, Missy! 1146 01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,510 - An interesting conception... - Very informal. 1147 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,268 - You mean to sacrifice us to your Gods... 1148 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:17,110 - Curtain! 1149 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,671 - Reconsider! - Enough! 1150 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,829 Curtain! 1151 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,148 - Stop screaming at me, you poor sap! - Great Ra, 1152 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,390 the Sun God, thirsts for your blood. 1153 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,517 - That's good! - He is also the God of Rainfall! 1154 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,518 - What does he send down? 1155 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:31,713 I see. 1156 01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:36,512 In return for your blood he will send down rain 1157 01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:41,516 to dampen our ever- thirsting land! 1158 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,597 Stop gaping and get some beer! 1159 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,789 I thought this takes place in Egypt! 1160 01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:52,631 - Maybe the stage director wanted to express some new thought this way! 1161 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,279 - Hardly. 1162 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,073 What did the tickets cost us? 1163 01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:59,469 - Nothing. - And a good job, too. 1164 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,714 - Long live good old England! - Stop! 1165 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,111 Goodbye, friends! 1166 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,549 - Let us proudly stand and bear the thrust of the blade. 1167 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:11,311 - Ah! 1168 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,993 Not a drop of blood will be... 1169 01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:20,159 Wasted! - Hi! 1170 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,117 - Hi! - Hi, Koko! 1171 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,113 - You... chump! 1172 01:29:27,480 --> 01:29:29,710 You...! - Koko! 1173 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:35,113 Come on, come on...! Don't be stupid! Don't be stupid!!! 1174 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:39,630 Excuse us. 1175 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,280 - Koko, come on climb out of that drum,... 1176 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,874 - But then it's not so bad as a comedy. 1177 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:46,598 - It's supposed to be a tragedy, Your Highness! 1178 01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:51,313 Out of the way! - John! 1179 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:52,992 - What's up? - Untie her! 1180 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:55,912 - Not blooming likely! 1181 01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,999 - You'll die too, and you'll be the first to die! 1182 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,949 - Oh, that one? Come on, puss! 1183 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,395 - Untie those ropes! - Come along! 1184 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,238 Throw that stuff away! 1185 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,076 There's a neck for you! 1186 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:22,757 Oh! Maestro! 1187 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,800 Close your eyes, sweetie! - But Mrs. Keletti,... 1188 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:32,631 Good! But a bit naturalistic. 1189 01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,994 Didn't I say the woman is crazy?! 1190 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,800 She slit his throat as if it were a chicken! 1191 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:46,233 Gugenhaim's dead, start out on plan "B"! 1192 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:54,150 Lights! Lights! 1193 01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:04,594 Where are we going chaps? 1194 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:08,791 Your Highness is all right? - The King had disappeared! 1195 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,111 - They've abducted him! - Don't panic! 1196 01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,674 Don't panic! - Let me go! 1197 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,433 That old hen in the hole down there said he's to die first! 1198 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,795 So why did you drag me down here in the first place? 1199 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:22,759 You... goons! Are you all dumb or what? 1200 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,718 Hey! - Just a moment, you are? 1201 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,193 - The sixth infantry regiment from Ivancice. 1202 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:31,991 The King is at the given spot! 1203 01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:35,911 - P... pardon? - Plan "B" has come off! 1204 01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:40,996 - What... what is "plan B" supposed to be? I've f... forgotten. 1205 01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,476 - But that was your idea! The King is now... 1206 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,840 Where is the King?! - D... don't be a nut, Bobo! 1207 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,558 I'm S... Stuart! 1208 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:53,989 And I was ju... just about to be to... ...told where the Ki... King is! 1209 01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:57,358 - Sorry! But how was I to know 1210 01:31:57,440 --> 01:32:00,398 that you... er... moved again? 1211 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:02,477 - I f... forgot to te... tell you! 1212 01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:03,993 - Robert! 1213 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,679 Robert! 1214 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:11,070 - Aren't you a lucky guy! 1215 01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:15,996 Listen, actually Molly has both Steiner and you now! 1216 01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:19,357 - The s... stars don't lie, Bobo! 1217 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,513 - We're together at last! Ale you glad? 1218 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:26,514 - Te... terribly glad! The only thing I'd still like to know is 1219 01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:30,594 "what plan "B" means!" - You're an astrologer, aren't you...! 1220 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,713 An explosion, a bed! 1221 01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:52,916 An explosion... 1222 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,354 A bed! This is terrible! 1223 01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,830 - But why is it terrible? 1224 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,679 - But... 1225 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,835 A b... bed! Do understand! - Darling! 1226 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:10,839 What is it? 1227 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:15,274 "- Plan "B"!" 1228 01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:17,510 "- What do you mean, plan "B", " these are somebody's feet! 1229 01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:24,513 There's a man in there! - Q... quick! 1230 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,956 - Your Highness! - Your Highness! 1231 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:32,278 - What idiot put me under the sheets? Am I a hot water bottle or something! 1232 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,592 - Your Highness! Are you all right? 1233 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:39,831 - I suppose this was some conspiracy again. 1234 01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:41,478 Are you involved in this, Steiner?! 1235 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,036 - I... I'm not S... S... - Stop stuttering! 1236 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,872 What's the time? We mustn't miss the fireworks! 1237 01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:51,076 - Wh... what fireworks? 1238 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:52,912 - At midnight - to celebrate the disbanding of my army. 1239 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:55,912 Flags, cannons banging, a hundred and twenty bands! 1240 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:05,951 The money! And the pla... plane ticket for South America! You promised! 1241 01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:09,034 - Listen, Mrs. Keletti... 1242 01:34:09,120 --> 01:34:11,873 - Shut up and look here, if you don't mean to pay up 1243 01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:15,396 all I have to do is whistle! - Koko's waiting under the window! 1244 01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:17,232 - She escaped from a loony- bin! 1245 01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,271 - Come on then?! Well, how long do I have to wait?! 1246 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,759 You said I was to fix one bloke, didn't you... 1247 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:25,308 Well, I fixed two. - Two! 1248 01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:28,839 - Mrs. Keletti, you and I have finished! 1249 01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:30,273 - Leave me alone you old geezer! 1250 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,191 - That's the Ki... King, Mrs. S... Stubb! 1251 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,317 - Mrs. Stubb? Have you all gone mad? 1252 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:38,319 Hush! There's something ticking in here again! 1253 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,559 - Hush! 1254 01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:43,919 That's... 1255 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,154 Koko! - Steiner! 1256 01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:49,753 - Robert! - Stuart! 1257 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:51,951 - Robert! 1258 01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:55,795 I hope she had a parachute, Steiner! 1259 01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:58,548 Your Hi .. Highness, I'm no... not... 1260 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:05,077 The fireworks! 1261 01:35:05,720 --> 01:35:08,154 You wait, you bitch, I'll pull you apart! 1262 01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:20,749 The end 1263 01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:23,879 Starring 99324